As By Day, As By Night By Lacey Deveraux (c) Lacey Deveraux,
Eugene, Oregon 2001. All rights reserved.
This is a work of transgender (TG) fiction. If this sort of thing
offends you, then please don't read it. If you are not old enough
to read it, please don't. I promise it will still be here when
you are older. I'll even send you a copy if you would like.
I wish to give a huge thank you to Constance Grant as well,
because without her prodding and massive amounts of help, I would
have never finished or felt that it was good enough to publish.
Thank you again, Connie, from the bottom of my heart!
If you have any comments, email me at
[email protected]. I'll
try and respond to you as soon as possible.
Otherwise, I hope you enjoy my story.
As By Day, As By Night
By Lacey Deveraux
I was greeted by the sound of tinkling bells as I pushed open the
door to the little store. The sound of my size 11 high-heeled
boots echoed in my ears as I walked across the solid stone floor,
down the length of the store counter to the far wall. Bits and
Bites was an old store, quaint, and well kept, like every other
building in the town of Port Douglas, Oregon. Rows of penny
candies in jars lay under the glass countertop. The clerk had run
the store for the last six years. She was a short, auburn haired
woman, named Katrina. I had been in there before, but never
dressed like this. I was wearing one of only three outfits I
dared wear in public. It was a conservative little number,
consisting of a long denim dress that came down to my ankles,
matching denim boots with silver heels, and a denim jacket.
I put on my cosmetics subtly, remembering everything I had read
from all the issues of the Cosmo and Allure. Most of my
collection had come from the waiting lounge of Dr. Starbrite's
office. It was an understated look, just enough to even out the
skin tone of my face and draw attention to my eyes, one of the
few body parts of mine I actually liked. They were rather large
and round, with a dark brown iris so dark it was sometimes hard
to tell when the iris left off and the pupil began. But I hoped
no one was going to see that, because I had covered them with a
pair of sunglasses, a rather flimsy disguise. A mass of jet-black
curls framed my face, thanks to my mother's set of steam curlers
and a very expensive human hair wig that I had saved for years to
get.
I could feel my pulse race. I was as nervous as a long tailed cat
in a room full of rocking chairs. Usually, I never went out like
this by the light of day and I generally went up the highway to
buy my cigarettes, but I didn't have enough gas to go there. I
had just enough to run around town for a little bit, certainly
not enough to drive forty miles to my usual stop every time I ran
out of cigarettes. I would just die if I were to be recognized
here. Not to mention my parents, deeply conservative pillars of
the community, would kill me if they found out I was running
around town dressed up like a girl. To calm down, I looked at the
tubs of homemade ice cream in the deep freeze through the frosted
glass. It looked delicious and on a whim, I decided to get one.
"Ma'am, cahn ah git a choco-late and vahnilluh aice creeme cone?"
I said in a heavy Southern drawl. It was the only way I felt
comfortable talking to other people, because I sounded my most
feminine that way, and it was a far cry from my normal, nasal
voice. I thought I had become quite good at it, especially after
watching Gone with the Wind so many times.
Katrina moved from the register halfway down the continual
counter to the ice cream freezer. She took an old-fashioned
waffle style cone out from under the counter, and then began to
pack it first with vanilla and then chocolate ice cream. She
wrapped a napkin around the cone and handed it to me over the
glass. I walked over to the register. Katrina began ringing it
up.
"Is that everything?" she asked me. I paused for a second.
"Cahn I git ah pack ah Vaghina Slim Ultrah Light One Twenties
menthall." I said, pointing one candy apple red press-on nail at
the pack on the wall behind her.
I hoped Katrina was as easy a person to buy from as the guy down
the highway. I didn't have any ID as a female, and I didn't
really have set name for my female persona. No one really
bothered with me, so I didn't have to give a name or anything. I
held my breath, filled with fear and suspense as Katrina examined
me.
"Take off your sunglasses, dear." She asked sweetly.
A bolt of fear whizzed through my body. I swallowed; causing the
red, lace-trimmed handkerchief I tied around my neck to visibly
jump. I wanted to leave right then, forgetting about everything,
but the craving for the cigarettes got the best of me. I never
craved them as my normal self, only when I was dressed up. I hung
my head, and slowly slipped off the glasses. I folded the
earpieces down. Holding them in my hands, I looked up.
She looked at my face for what seemed an eternity, but it only
could have been a few seconds at most. If she recognized me, like
most people in this tiny town would, it didn't show on her face.
"I guess you look old enough." She said, then whirled, and slid
the pack of cigarettes out of the shelf holder. She sat them on
the counter.
"Matches?" she asked.
"Nuh thank ya," I replied in my pseudo-southern drawl.
I slid my glasses on, and then watched as she rang up the
cigarettes along with my ice cream cone.
"Well, that's fifty cents for the cone and two fifty for the
cigarettes. So I need three dollars." Said Katrina.
I reached into my coat pocket and pulled out a five-dollar bill.
It was all that was left of the spending money I got from my
first of the month paycheck. I took my change and left. I stood
outside under the streetlight, enjoying the heavenly homemade ice
cream cone. I casually examined the lamp as I ate. It had the
look of an old oil lamp dangling form the post, but it was
changed to electricity sometime in the 1940's. One of those
little touches that made Port Douglas such a curious place to
live. All the buildings and houses in the city limits had to look
old fashioned (Victorian, if I remember correctly from school.)
It was a city code, to help maintain the city as a historic site.
Even the pavement in the town was textured to look like
cobblestones. They're some of the things I loved about this town.
I finished it, wiped my hands, and patted my mouth clean. I put
the napkin in my pocket. I opened my pack of Virginia Slims,
putting the wrappings in my pocket too. I drew out one of the
long, thin cigarettes and put in to my lips. I lit it with my
slim gold Zippo lighter, enjoying the minty smoke. A couple of
puffs later, I was calm again. I saw a group of boys approaching
on bicycles, so I decided to get in my car and leave.
I pulled out of the parking lot and started down the road towards
home. I had a lot of time. There was no one expecting me home. My
parents would be gone for the entire summer visiting my
Grandmother in Maine. I drove leisurely down the coast road, past
Thornwyck Viewpoint, towards the trailer park that was my home.
I slowly smoked the cigarette down to the filter. I loved how my
lipstick left a ring on the white filter. I put it out in the
ashtray, making a mental note to scrub the tray out before my
parents got home.
On a whim, I turned down Seaview Drive. It was twilight, almost
dark. I had to turn on my lights and remove my sunglasses. I lit
another cigarette and was enjoying it as I drove down the winding
road. It was just barley light enough to see things clearly, but
they were nearly colorless, painted in that kind of blue-black
color that things get when it's almost dark.
I saw a motorcycle coming around the corner. I recognized it
immediately as the red Suzuki Samurai that my best friend Kade
rode. It was the only one in the area. I gasped, wondering if he
could see me dressed like this, as he was sure to know the car.
There weren't that many sparkly purple Honda CRX's in Port
Douglas. Maybe we would pass each other fast enough so he
couldn't see. He was going awfully fast, as usual.
But we never passed. Out of one of the many driveways along the
road, a golden retriever shot out, directly in front of Kade. He
turned much too quickly to avoid the dog. Braking hard, he slid
along the pavement into the gravel shoulder. He slid in the loose
material, and finally lost all control, flying over the
handlebars. He landed hard and continued to skid along the
hillside by the road. He finally came to rest among some cattails
in the ditch that ran along the side of the road.
I screeched to a stop, practically slamming the brake pedal
through the floorboards. I ran across the road to him. I splashed
into the trickle, and looked down at him. My heart was beating
like hummingbird wings. Carefully, supporting his neck and
keeping his back straight, I rolled him over, out of the water.
His "riding armor" as I jokingly called it, was badly damaged.
There were large areas of deep gashes in it, like a giant cat's
claw had repeatedly swiped at the breastplate. I raised his
faceplate and leaned over to listen for his breathing. He was
still breathing, but he seemed to be out cold. The shoulder guard
was completely worn through, like a child's plastic toy that has
been dragged along the pavement. Little wisps of smoke still rose
from it. I wasted no time and called for an ambulance, using the
cell phone that my Grandmother had given me. She insisted I carry
it for emergencies. This was as big an emergency as any I had
ever seen. As I was telling the operator of the accident and the
possible extent of his injuries, I felt a hand reach up and touch
my handkerchief. I looked down as I continued to talk and saw a
dazed looking Kade staring at me.
He said muttered one word. "Lacy." Then his eyes rolled in the
back of his head and he lost unconscious again.
I stayed on the cell phone until I heard the sirens and saw the
flashing lights around the corner. The realization that I was
still dressed up as a girl hit me, so I got in my car and left
just before they actually got there. I didn't want to have to
explain who I was and why I was dressed like that.
I sped home and got undressed, cleaned off my makeup and dressed
in my normal clothes. I drove quickly to the hospital and tried
to see him, but they would only allow immediate family in right
then. There was nothing I could do to convince them to let me in,
so I just went back home.
There, I paced the floors, worried about him. I couldn't believe
they wouldn't let me see him. We were practically brothers. I had
known him since kindergarten, and he was my best friend in the
whole world. I felt even worse for leaving him before the help
actually got to him. Anything could have happened in the time
that I chickened out and left and the time that the ambulance
arrived. I felt sick inside, thinking about what I had done. I
had practically abandoned my best friend in his hour of greatest
need; just because of my desire to wear girl's clothing and to
pretend that I was a girl. I was mortified at what I had done.
Mrs. Markinson called me at midnight to tell me that he was okay.
He had broken his collarbone, dislocated his right shoulder,
sprained his right wrist, and had a concussion, among many
bruises and cuts, but he was okay. They wanted to keep him for
observation and some tests for a few days, but he'd be fine. She
also told me that if it wasn't for someone calling from a cell
phone, he could have died. He landed facedown in the water, and
would have probably drowned. She thought I should know, since we
were such good friends.
I felt a little better knowing Kade was okay. But I still
couldn't shake the feeling that I had abandoned my friend. It was
awful.
I tried sleeping, but I couldn't. I tossed and turned on the
couch. I tried watching those boring infomercials, and then a
documentary on the development of the Jeep, hoping that boredom
would help me fall asleep. I just couldn't get to sleep, even
though I was almost bored to tears.
At three-thirty in the morning, I decided to go for a ride on my
mountain bike. I hoped that exercise would help me get tired
enough to fall asleep. I pedaled clear into town and around most
of it. I went by the hospital and checked when visiting hours
were. They were from nine in the morning to five in the
afternoon. From there, I just pedaled randomly down the deserted
streets of the town.
I turned down Willow Street. I didn't get more than twenty feet
down the sidewalk when I got a flat tire.
"Great. Absolutely great." I said to no one, as I examined the
nail in my bike tire. It was large and poked through the bottom
and out the sidewall. It was a mess.
"Well what did you expect, Stephen? You know you shouldn't ride
on the sidewalk anyway." Came a voice from behind me. It was a
woman's voice, with a heavy Eastern European accent.
I turned and looked over my shoulder. The woman was dressed in a
long, floral print skirt and a light blue shirt, about the color
of an Apple Macintosh folder. The woman herself was rather
striking. She was older, with dark hair and eyes. I thought she
was in her mid-thirties. I wondered for a moment how she knew me.
She even knew the proper pronunciation of my name, with the "ph"
sounding like an "f".
"I can see you need to talk," she began, " Will you come inside?"
I looked at her dubiously. She looked harmless, but what does
that really mean. I have always heard stories about people other
people thought were harmless and those people ended up going on
killing sprees or something.
"I'm not going to go on any killing sprees. It's my job to know
such things. I am the great Madame Mimmy." She said, pointing at
the sign standing beside me. It was rather flamboyantly painted,
even in the light of the street lamp. "Madame Mimmy, World's
Greatest Fortune Teller."
Normally, I'm very skeptical of these things, especially at four-
thirty in the morning. I am just not convinced that someone can
foretell someone's future. I stood by once while Kade got his
fortune told, and I could barely keep from laughing as the woman
gave him the biggest snowjob I had ever heard. She looked like
she had just walked off the set of one of those really bad USA
"Up All Night" movies and into the fair. She seemed like she
could be one of those people that can't walk and chew gum at the
same time, but Kade loved it. He didn't seem to realize that he
told her most of his own fortune. I guess beauty had its
advantages.
But his time, I felt different. I'm not sure why, but I just did.
'Why not', I thought, as I sat my bike down outside the door and
walked in.
It was rather dark inside. There were rows of books on the
shelves, ranging from old to new. She led me back through a thick
patterned velvet curtain to a room. A single round table sat
directly in the center of the room. It was covered with a cheap
red tablecloth and brightly lit by a single overhead lamp. A
crystal ball was in the center of the table. It seemed to glow
with a light of its own. She motioned me to sit down at the
table. I took a seat, staring at my reflection in the crystal
ball.
"Are you ready to begin?" Mimmy asked. Somehow, I had missed her
sitting down, as well as the last ten minutes. A shiver ran down
my spine for some reason, I wasn't quite sure why.
"Yeah, sure." I said.
Mimmy began with the usual rigmarole of the cheap sideshow
fortune-teller, with the waving of the hands around the ball and
the exaggerated voice and mannerisms. She went through the usual
generic types of fortunes, the ones that people pay to hear. She
didn't really hold my interest. I tried keeping myself occupied
by looking at the distorted room in the crystal ball.
"I see a person of two lives, one by day, the other by night."
She said. That got my attention real quick. My head shot up. She
was no longer looking at the crystal ball, but directly at me.
She looked right into my eyes with a rather curious look in hers.
"The person I see is divided. The two halves cannot exist fully
apart, causing much grief. Different as light and dark, they
exist exiled in those worlds." She said gravely. She had my full,
undivided attention now.
"But that person cannot exist like that forever. Those that exist
only in the dark are eventually consumed by it, and those that
exist only in the light are eventually burned by it. True people
live in both." She said, creepily and cryptically.
I had to admit, I was a little scared. I had never had anyone
talk about my life like this. A complete stranger was telling me
about my life, a secret part of my life, from the sounds of
things. That feeling never left me while I listened even more
intently, if that were possible.
"You must reconcile the two. Make them whole, stitch them
together into a person who knows about themselves and the human
heart, because they have plumbed the depths of their own." Mimmy
intoned gravely.
Okay, I'm hooked, I thought. "How?" I asked.
She produced a small vial full of a light blue liquid. It glowed
with a light of its own. It was like one of the special effects
in a bad movie. "With this."
"What is it?" I asked.
"A simple potion. It will not work grand miracles, by any
stretch, but it will give you the means to help make some changes
in your life, if you really want such things. All you have to do
is drink it by sundown tomorrow. And remember, sometimes we feel
guilty even if there is nothing to feel guilty for."
I was stunned, to say the least. I wasn't sure if she was just
guessing and being extremely close, or if she was for real. But I
had a feeling that she was for real. I reached out and took the
vial.
"Now I know you don't have much money right now, but if
everything works out for the best, you can pay me what it's worth
later. Just don't forget about me and buy cigarettes and ice
cream." She said, with a sort of half smile on her face.
My jaw gaped, as I stood there looking like a landed fish. I was
at a complete loss for words. I complacently let her walk me to
the door.
Out on the sidewalk, I snapped out of my reverie. I turned back
and the shop was closed up tightly, with the shutters locked and
the blinds over the door window down. I walked over to my
bicycle. It was locked to the lamppost right out front. I
unlocked it and began walking it. But something wasn't quite
right. It wasn't until I looked at the back tire rolling along
merrily behind me that I knew. The tire wasn't flat. In fact, it
was completely untouched. This night was getting way, way, way
too weird for me. I just wanted to get back home, so I didn't
really question the tire or anything else.
I got back home just before sunrise. I was finally tired enough
to sleep. Luckily, I could sleep in, because I didn't have work
tomorrow. I crashed on the couch, leaving my clothes on, just
delaying long enough to take off my shoes and empty my pockets. I
thought about throwing the vial of liquid away, but that was too
much effort to even consider right then. I sat it on a tall pile
of books and lay down, falling asleep in seconds.
When I awoke, the sun was shining brightly. I was very thirsty.
My throat was absolutely parched. I reached for my water glass
and found it to still be full. I drank its contents down in one
long gulp. It was wonderfully refreshing. I rose up to set the
glass down and check the time on the desk clock. It was then I
noticed the empty vial. The vial that I had gotten that evening
from Madame Mimmy was empty! No, I didn't just do that; I thought
to myself, I couldn't have. My cat, Tigger, rubbed against me,
and I noticed the tip of his orange tail was wet with a glowing
light blue liquid.
Even though I knew I probably wouldn't like it, I tipped the
glass down and looked inside. A little bit of light blue liquid
glowed faintly in the darker confines of the bottom of the glass,
like the film left in the bottom of a glass after you drink some
milk.
"Oh God, I drank the potion!" I said, with my eyes riveted to the
bottom of the glass.
I panicked, a million different horrible possibilities running
through my mind. I sprinted to the kitchen, grabbed a spoon, and
then ran to the bathroom. I spent the next several minutes trying
to make myself throw up. I got nothing but teary eyes and a sore
throat for my efforts. I concluded that I must have absorbed it
into my body already, and there was no getting it back. I just
had to hope it didn't turn me into a frog or something.
I could feel the fear in the pit of my stomach as I waited to see
what would happen to me. I knew that the potion was supposed to
do something. I tried to visit Madame Mimmy's shop, but the
building was completely empty, and even dusty, as if no one had
been in there for a very long time. So, that was a dead end. I
waited, thinking Mimmy was a part of a dream. Perhaps I had drunk
something absolutely horrid like bug spray, and it was slowly
eating my brain. I hate my overactive imagination sometimes.
Hours wore on, and nothing happened. I began to relax, thinking
that it may have been some water with that non-toxic Glo-Stick
liquid in it. Just stuff that Mimmy had passed off to people as a
magic potion. Like everyone knows, there is no such thing as
magic.
Content with that thought, and convinced that I wouldn't die a
horrible death from some exotic poison, I lounged around the
house, being generally lazy. I got into "My Fair Lady" on AMC. I
loved Audrey Hepburn's cockney accent. It was great.
I got up at the intermission to get some orange pop. As I was
walking back from the kitchen, I got really dizzy, and my vision
clouded up. It passed, and I looked at the little intermission
timer. About a minute had passed, and the movie was about to
start. I didn't feel really bad; maybe it was just a head rush.
The movie was starting again, so I started to run to the couch. I
stepped right out of my half laced up hi-tops. My socks hit the
carpet, something they normally don't do, because my Mom got me a
puppy, a German Shepherd, named Ally and she isn't quite
housetrained yet. Luckily, I didn't hit any of the presents that
she sometimes leaves on the floor. I carefully stepped back,
making a note to lace them up a little tighter when I walked
around. I flopped on the couch like I normally do, and prepared
to enjoy the last part of the movie. As I did, I had an odd
jiggling on my chest.
Hmm, I guess I should wear a bra more often, I thought absently
to myself. It took a second for the thought to fully sink in. I
lifted the rather loose shirt and looked down the collar.
Hallucination, it has to be, I thought. I let the shirt fall back
to my chest and closed my eyes.
"One- Mississippi -one, one- Mississippi -two, one- Mississippi -
three, one- Mississippi -four, one- Mississippi -five, one-
Mississippi-six." I counted silently in my head, hoping to see
nothing there later.
I looked again. They're still there. I carefully reached down my
shirt and touched one. It was soft and jiggly, reminiscent of
soft jello. Oh, howdy, they weren't hallucinations, I thought.
"Unbelievable!" I said out loud, or at least tried to. For some
unknown reason, I didn't have a voice. No sounds whatsoever came
out of my mouth. I tried screaming and yelling, but I couldn't
make any sound at all. Reflexively, I picked up the phone and
stared to dial, but I realized just how stupid that was, with me
not being able to speak at all. I was beginning to get scared.
What other kinds of weird effects were taking place inside me?
And were they permanent? And how do I explain this to my parents
when they get home?
Another thought occurred to me. I probably changed in other
places too. Other less obvious places. A hand slipped down my
pants, finding a little less there than I woke up with this
morning.
That was it. I had to see for myself. I got up, ignoring the
movie and ran into my mother's room. I closed the door and
stepped to the side of the large, freestanding mirror. I stripped
naked and closed my eyes. I took a step over and opened them.
Yup, not my normal factory standard body. I seemed to have the
other model right now, and I didn't know why. I was rather
attached to the old body; I had a lot of miles on it, and while I
didn't like many things about it, it was still MY body, and I
didn't really appreciate it being toyed with. And I looked
disturbingly like my cousin Annabelle, which is not to say she
isn't pretty, she's just A GIRL! And about six minutes ago, I
could have said without fear of contradiction that I was a boy.
But not now. I was a girl, and boy howdy, I was a girl. I was a
little small and short as a guy, only five foot six and a half in
my socks, which was disappointingly short for me. Now it was
rather delightfully tall. My body changed a little with this
transformation, besides the rather obvious new parts, I seemed to
be a little more fit and athletically inclined. My facial
features were a muted version of my male features, much more
appropriate for my new body. I especially loved my fuller lips
and pixie nose.
It's a dream. That's it. I convinced myself of this as I looked
at the new person in the mirror. That's the only way to explain
this. Had to be a dream. So I decided to go with it. When in Rome
and all that. It's not like I could do anything about it anyway.
It was one wacky dream, but kind of a nice one, I'd sure give it
that.
First thing, I wanted a Polaroid. This was too nice a body not to
get one. Just in case I ran into a genie or something in this
dream, I could wave this photo in front of him and hope he'd
change me into a rich and very smart version of her.
I began by going into my closet. I opened the door and removed a
box of shoes and a box of other junk. Then I lifted the piece of
unsecured carpet and set it aside. I lifted a piece of floorboard
and revealed my secret hiding place. It was a convenient little
cove that the previous owner of the trailer had built into the
floor. For what, I don't know. Now it contained a veritable
pirate's treasure of clothes, of women's clothes that I had
covertly collected since I was in the sixth grade. I had always
wanted to wear Kade's sister's prom gown that I rescued from a
trip to the trash. I never did wear it because I could never
realistically fill it out. But I could now. It was a nice blue
number, like a freshly laid robin's egg, and wonderfully soft,
smooth, and feminine. Out it went onto my bed. I threw out some
Victoria's Secret panties and a pair of Hanes Silk Reflections
pantyhose. In the very bottom, were the shoes that she wore. They
were only size 8, a far cry from the women's size 11's I normally
wore. I may have small feet for a guy, but I have honking huge
feet for a woman. It almost would have been easier to climb
Everest than find shoes that could fit me. On a whim, I slipped
them on. You could have knocked me over with a feather when they
slipped on with absolutely no problem. I couldn't even get half
of my foot in them before, but I managed to get them on with
about as much difficulty as a fish has breathing water.
I slipped them off, and took everything to the bathroom. If I was
going to do this, I was going to do it right, dream or not. So
that meant I needed to get all gussied up. Which meant a long hot
shower, shaving, plucking, painting, curling, spritzing, and a
whole load of other verbs.
Three and a half hours later, I emerged from the bathroom. I felt
a little overdressed all alone in the house with just me, Ally,
and Tigger, but I looked really good. I wished somehow I could go
to a prom dressed like this. Maybe as a joke I could get Kade's
sister Megan to escort me to the prom dressed as a guy. I wonder
how that would go over.
I took some more pictures with the Polaroid. I was thinking of
making my own fashion portfolio. Maybe I could have a series of
dreams and become some fashion model. That would be something, my
own little soap opera dreams.
I thought about going out, but I didn't have any more money to
buy anything anyway. But I did have the fashion show idea.
I put three CD's on shuffle in the stereo, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper,
and Roxette, then grabbed all my outfits, plus some of my
mother's clothes, and began walking down the hall, modeling them
in front of my mother's full-length mirror, which I moved to the
living room. I really got into the music and began acting like
the mirror and Ally and Tigger were my audience of adoring fans.
I wanted to give them a show to remember.
I watched myself walk back from the living room as I went to
change. Wait a second, do I really walk like that!? You've got to
be kidding me. I took a few steps forward, looking back over my
shoulder at the mirror. Okay, that wasn't just a fluke. I was
shocked. I walked towards the mirror. It was still the same. I
guess I could describe it as a "bump and grind" kind of walk,
sort of a lithe kind of swagger. It was the kind of step I always
used to see on girls as they walked towards their boyfriends, or
just wanted to show off. Where did that come from? I thought they
just took all the girls aside in school or something and showed
them all how to walk like that. I was rather pleased with myself.
I seemed to be a natural. But then again, it was my dream and I
could act as realistically female as I wanted to.
With a renewed sense of fun I resumed the show. I did a casual
wear, formal wear and bedtime wear show. It was wonderfully fun.
I wished I could have shared this dream with someone else.
I sorted through all the Polaroids after the fashion show as I
watched some late night TV. They were amateur, but they still
looked pretty good. Or at least, I thought they were pretty good.
And what did it matter; they were pictures in my dream, anyway. I
slowly let myself nod off on the couch, in the prom dress. It was
really comfortable on my new body, so I wore it again in the
grand finale of the fashion show.
"Bang, bang, bang." The sound of a hand on the tin of the trailer
door woke me out of my sleep. I brushed a lock of black hair out
of my eyes and let them focus. I was dressed in a prom dress and
I could feel the makeup still on my face. I panicked, jumping up.
Polaroids slipped off my stomach and onto the floor like water
cascading over the side of a waterfall. I slipped on the rug as
the shoes as the almost unbearably tight shoes I was wearing lost
their grip. I slid to a stop in front of the door. I peeked
through the keyhole and saw a Fed-Ex delivery person, standing
there with a letter. I knew Mom was expecting a letter, so I
couldn't ignore it. It was important enough that she sent it next
day air from Maine.
"Just a second." I called. I was immensely relieved to hear sound
come out of mouth. I opened the door and signed for it. I almost
signed Stephen Mackenzie, but I caught myself and signed
Annabelle Mackenzie. I took the letter and he went on his way. I
breathed a big sigh of relief as I closed the door.
I looked over at the scattered Polaroids on the floor, and then
down at the dress I was wearing. It hit me like a freight train.
IT WASN'T A DREAM! My mind screamed. Then my feet screamed. Well,
not really, they just hurt really badly. Mostly because they were
stuffed in shoes three sizes too small for them. I tried pulling
them off just with my hands, but it was not gonna work. I
couldn't grip them well enough. All I managed to do was roll
around on the floor and attract Ally's attention.
Womp! She jumped right in the middle of my chest, wanting to be
part of the game I was playing. I deflated like a bellows. Now,
she's a cute puppy and all, but she's really big. I managed to
catch my breath and push her off, but she jumped right back on
top of me, licking with that big drooly tongue of hers, and
occasionally tugging at a sleeve or ribbon on the dress. In the
ensuing melee between us, she managed to get her teeth around the
left shoe and yank it off, which was good. It was not good that
she ran off with it. She shredded one of my Mom's favorite pair
of pumps, so I wasn't about to let her go off alone with these. I
had to chase her down the hallway, into my parent's room and
shimmy under the bed and pull the shoe away from her, complete
with the drool puddle she had thoughtfully put inside it. I
managed to find a shoehorn in one of the kitchen junk drawers to
get the other shoe off after some effort.
I breathed a sigh of relief. Gosh, my feet hurt. Personal note,
remember to take off your shoes before you go to sleep.
Okay, now there's some time for thought. I drank some potion,
accidentally, that I got from this old fortune-teller and I
changed in the middle of My Fair Lady. I stayed that way all
night, then this morning I'm back to normal. Good, potions wore
off, and I can get on with my life. I hope. Please? Pretty
please, with sugar on top? I thought to whatever or whoever was
playing with my head and body like this.
I got out of the dress and took a quick shower. Back into Stephen
clothes I went. I walked out of the bathroom and was greeted by
Kade, looking around. He had his right arm in a sling, as well as
a vest type thing that was supposed to keep his upper body from
his neck to mid-chest immobile, along with his right shoulder. He
reminded me of a patchwork mummy, with all the bandages and
slings and half casts he had on. I knew that reckless fool would
have left the hospital as soon as he could get his clothes on and
put the pen to the release form, even if it might not be the best
think for him.
"You're out of the hospital!? In your condition! What are you
thinking!?" were my first words. I wanted to slap him on the back
of his thick head. Actually I knew what he was thinking. He hated
hospitals every since he was eight and his grandfather died while
he was in the room alone with him. He hated them every since. But
that still doesn't mean that he didn't make a really stupid
choice in this case. And what was Mrs. Markinson thinking,
letting him go? He may be almost nineteen, but that doesn't mean
that he should get to do things like that. I made a mental note
to talk to her later.
"Hey Stephen," he said, just out of habit, not hearing what I
said or really looking at me. He walked past into the guest
bedroom. He looked around, puzzled, but he still didn't say
anything. He was acting really weird. My first thought was that
the helmet wasn't as protective as it should have been.
When he walked into my room, I looked around in horror. I hadn't
picked up a thing. All my dress up clothes were strewn about the
floor. There was a sinking feeling in my chest. I just knew he
would put it all together.
"Ah-Ha!" He said. I my heart nearly leaped out of my mouth. "I
knew she was staying here with you." He waved my red, lace-
trimmed handkerchief in front of my face. "That's why you were
sleeping on the couch, wasn't it? You're such a gentleman, giving
up your bed to an angel like that. So who is she, and where is
she hiding?"
That was an excellent question. Who was she? Really? She wasn't
exactly me, and by that I mean Stephen. She was an entity in
herself, one that seemed to have jumped out of my control lately.
"Lacey. Spelled L-a-c-e-y." I said as I watched the waving
handkerchief. Not bad, I thought, for a spur of the moment name.
"Hmmm, Lacey. Pretty name." He looked at me thoughtfully for a
second. I hated this. Did he know or not? This paranoia can
almost give someone a heart attack. "So tell me about her. What's
her last name?"
Last name? Last name!? Is it too late to pray to God to just
strike me dead? At least that would save me the embarrassment of
slipping up and having to tell him the truth. My eyes darted
around like little hummingbirds.
"Deveraux. Lacey Deveraux." I said as I read the last name of the
author, Jude Deveraux, from the end of the cover that stuck out
from under my bed. Phew! Saved by my love of romance novels.
Never would have thought that would happen.
That's two dodges. Third time's the charm, though, and I was
running out of objects in my room that had potential to save me.
Somehow, I managed to create an entire life for someone in an
hour and a half. Kade was absolutely relentless. He wanted to
know everything I knew about her. According to him, I obviously
knew her well enough to let her borrow my beloved car, which
meant I knew her pretty well, so he wanted to know everything I
knew.
So I embellished. I told a story. Okay, I flat out lied through
my teeth. Lacey was a friend of my cousin Annabelle and she
wanted to get away from her parents and their current divorce
problems. So Annabelle brought her to Port Douglas from Eugene,
Annabelle had to leave because her dog Dinky swallowed his sock
toy and had to have emergency surgery. I said Lacey could stay
here for the rest of the month, just to get away from it all, but
she comes and goes at odd times, so you may not see her here
during her stay.
"Ohh." He said thoughtfully, with a little glimmer in his eye. I
heard a horn honk outside. He slowly got up. "Sorry, that's Mom.
She insists that I don't overdo things. She's my ride until I get
my bike fixed. Besides, I couldn't ride it or even drive the car
in this condition anyway. There's some pain medication at home
with my name on it too. Stay cool, and have Lacey call me when
she gets in. It doesn't matter when, just have her call. See ya."
With that, he left. Golly, this was getting to be a mess. I had
no idea what I was going to do. I thought and thought about it.
The only way to avoid things was to just avoid dressing up and
say that Lacey left because of an emergency or something. That
was it. It was perfect.
Feeling rather proud of myself, I fed Ally and started to clean
the house.
I barely heard the phone ring over the dull roar of the vacuum
cleaner. I quickly shut it off and dived for the phone.
I answered, "Hello?"
"Stephen dear. How is everything?" came the familiar female voice
on the other end of the phone.
"Well Mom, there are some bad things, and some good things. The
bad thing is that Kade totally wrecked his motorcycle on Seaview
Drive. He hurt pretty bad. But the good thing is that he's
feeling better now, much better. He's out of the hospital and
running around, even though I think he shouldn't be. Other than
that, everything is just peachy as can be. How about you?"
"Weather's great, your Dad is fine and your Grandparents are
doing wonderful. They plan on touring the fifty states in their
huge Winnebago once we are done visiting. Stephen dear, did you
happen to get a letter I sent out early today? It's really
important."
I quickly rummaged around in the little box I had for all my
parents' mail. I pulled out the letter. "Yup, it's right here in
my hand."
"Super. Now can you do this for me? Take that letter along with
my file box to Marjorie down at the office. She'll know exactly
what to do with it."
"Oh yeah, sure thing, Mom. Anything else?"
"Nope, that's about it. Just keep out of trouble and try and show
Ally that it's better to go outside that in the house. And
actually get after her, because your idea of just putting her out
every hour isn't working."
"Sure it will. Give it time."
"I know you mean well, but I doubt it, honey. Why don't you use
the tried and true way of doing things?"
"Well, because sometimes the new things are better. Tell you what
Mom, I'll bet you one of your homemade triple fudge ice cream
cakes against me doing all the dishes and housecleaning for a
month that my way is better. I'll have Ally housebroken by the
time that you and Dad get back."
"Okay, dear. I'll take that on the condition that you will let me
take her to a trainer should you fail."
"Sure. It won't be a problem. She will be perfectly housebroken
when you get home."
"Well, your Dad is waiting for me, so I have to go. Kisses,
honey."
"Kisses, Mom. Bye, have fun."
"Bye."
With that, she hung up. I was pleased to know everything was fine
with them. It's a security kind of thing.
I went back to doing housework. I finished cleaning the house,
then went into the yard and did some work there. I finished, then
I settled in and started watching the Counterfeit Contessa on
tape just before dark. I was watching Tea Leoni skipping down the
sidewalk in New York as I made popcorn in the kitchen. When I
came back from the kitchen, I got dizzy and my vision clouded.
When it cleared and I felt normal again, Ally was happily
munching the spilled popcorn and the movie was already past the
opening credits. I felt different, like I had the night before,
and I knew that could only mean one thing. I had changed again.
Well, that one-shot change theory went out the window. But what
was making me change, besides the obvious one, the potion? Was it
the kitchen? Did the potion know when I went into the kitchen to
get something while I was watching a movie? I changed back
sometime during the night, so the change isn't completely
permanent. What triggers the change? The scientist in me wanted
to figure out the details of it all. What made me change, why and
how, were the questions I craved answers for. I had to find out.
I needed to talk to someone. That someone was Madame Mimmy. She
made this potion; she should know its effects. I opened my mouth
to call Ally, but I didn't have a voice again. That was some
really odd effect of the potion. I wanted to know about it too. I
knew I had to track down Madame Mimmy's shop somehow, even though
it appeared to be gone.
I put on some inconspicuous clothes. Nothing really fancy, just a
skirt and a sweater for the cool coastal night air, some
pantyhose and the blue shoes. I had no other shoes that would fit
my feet now, so they would have to do. I thought about just
wearing jeans, but that seemed a little too casual. For some
reason, I felt like getting all dressed up.
I managed to get back to Madame Mimmy's shop again, but it was
still empty. Very empty, like no one had ever been in that
building before. Ever. I had hoped beyond all rational hope that
she might be open during the nighttime, since I originally found
her at night. Not a chance, unless she magically turned herself
and all her things into dust bunnies. This was a dead end.
I was a little disheartened as I sat down on a bench across the
street. I just sat; thinking about everything that had went on in
these last three days. It was enough to drive someone absolutely
batty. Chin in my hands and elbows on knees, I sat, staring off
into space, at the open storefront.
I almost didn't notice him, I was so very wrapped up in my
thoughts. A man in a suit stopped and looked in the storefront.
Then he opened the door. There was a shimmer, like the air rising
from pavement on a really hot day, and for a second, I saw the
inside of the shop! Madame Mimmy was still there! I ran across
the street, mindless of the traffic roaring by. I tried the door,
several times. I even put my foot on the doorframe and pulled on
the knob with both hands. It didn't even jiggle. I pounded on the
door, stopping only when people began to stare at me. This was
totally frustrating. I sat down in front of the door, feeling
like crying a river, and I didn't care who saw.
It was then that my left hand bumped into one of those small
plastic eggs that come out of supermarket quarter machines. I
batted my rapidly moistening eyes and picked it up. I opened it
with a pop. It had a little piece of paper inside. I unfolded it
and read it.
Those that find their own way are the happiest in life.
MM
Deep down, I knew that I would have to do things without Mimmy's
help, despite the fact that she was the one that complicated my
life to no end. Some answers, just a few, that's all I ask. It's
not like I wanna know what the secret of eternal life is, just
what is going on in my life and why.
I started walking down the street to the general store. I had
left my car in the parking lot there and I was dying for a
cigarette. I pulled the pack of Virginia Slims out of the pocket
of my denim jacket and lit one up. I took one puff and felt like
I was going to choke to death. It burned by throat and lungs, and
my eyes were full of tears. It felt like I had never had a
cigarette before in my life, although I knew I had smoked many
packs before. I opened the door to get some air. I sat there with
the door open and Faith Hill playing on the radio. It was the
first time I had ever heard her sing. Appropriately, the song was
"Take Me As I Am". I loved her voice. It was so nice and smooth
and feminine. If I was always a girl and I could have picked any
voice in the world to have my voice like, it would be hers.
"Umm, excuse me. Is your name Lacey?" asked Kade, rather
politely. I wasn't used to him speaking to me in that way. We
were much more relaxed, and here he actually seemed nervous. It
threw me for a loop. I was so startled I almost dropped my
cigarette.
"Yeah, my name's Lacey. And you are?" I asked him. I had to play
along. I couldn't very well just drop on him that I was his best
friend in a girl's body.
"Kade. Kade Markinson. We've met before. I just didn't get a
chance to introduce myself, because I was only half conscious."
He said.
Just a second! I spoke out loud, and someone heard me! As a girl!
I was a little shocked and confused, but happy. A girl that can't
talk is like a goldfish without fins. Kade went on, mistaking my
look of shock for one of confusion. "You were the one who called
the ambulance for me when I crashed on Seaview Drive. I do have
the right person, don't I?"
"Oh, sorry. I didn't recognize you. It was kinda dark. I'm glad
to see you up and about so soon after such a nasty accident." I
said. For some reason, I felt like playing with my longish hair.
I meant to get a haircut, but I kept putting it off. It wasn't
all that long; it only came down just past my ears. It was only
longish for a guy, but it was enough to twirl a finger around.
He smiled at me. I felt my heart thump. "I guess I had a guardian
angel watching over me."
"Guess so," I said. Part of me wished he would stop looking at me
like that. I felt all weird and tingly inside. Another didn't
want him to ever stop.
"So, since you had a big hand in saving my life, would you mind
going out to dinner or a movie with me tomorrow? I feel I owe you
something." he said, breaking into another smile.
Stop that! The rational part of my brain screamed. Those smiles
had a weird effect on me. Part of me really didn't like the
effect, but another loved it.
I put the rapidly dwindling cigarette out, then answered "Umm,
maybe sometime later. I just want to stay out of the way and take
my mind off things. I really have to go, I promised Stephen that
I would feed the puppy for him." Right, like I could really take
my mind off anything that was happening to me. But it was the
best thing I could think of, and it did kinda fit with the story
I told Kade.
I got in the car and pulled out of the parking lot. I was really
confused and I felt weird. I had another cigarette as I drove
home. I had no idea what I was feeling. I had never felt anything
like it before.
I sat at home on the couch, with Ally right beside me, with her
taking up part of the couch and laying on top of me some too. I
thought about what had just happened and the options that were
open to me. Kade really seemed to like Lacey, but I wondered if
that wasn't just some kind of traumatic event have a thing for
the one that saved you kinda thing. And there was a big part of
me that wanted to give him a little happiness in his life. He was
my best friend after all, and I hadn't ever seen him quite this
stuck on a girl before, not even when he was after Jennifer
Lavoie during senior year. He just lit up around Lacey. Somehow,
I felt it was easier to refer to her as a separate person. She
practically was one now. And we are so very different. Like night
and day. But somehow, we were also the same. It was just bizarre
and unexplainable. My creation, my alter ego, was getting out of
control, becoming a person in herself instead of just a facet of
my personality.
I drifted off to sleep sometime during the Flintstones on Cartoon
Network. I was awakened by the sound of whining and claws
scraping across paneling. It was coming from the general
direction of the front door. I raised up on the couch and looked
down to see Ally cock her head to one side and look at me with
her big brown eyes, pleading for me to open the door so she could
get out. I was filled with a sense of pride; my housetraining was
actually sinking in. Who says you have to take the strict
approach, just put them out every so often and reward them when
they piddle outside instead of on the carpet. That will never
work Stephen. Well ha-ha-ha, Mom, it does work. You owe me a
homemade triple fudge ice cream cake. I thought, rather proudly
as I let Ally out the door. She ran out on the early, early
morning dew soaked grass, sniffing around. She ran under some low
hanging apple trees and stayed under there for a while.
I looked out at the sky. It was turning a softly hued pink color,
reminiscent of cotton candy fresh out of the sugar spinner. It
slowly stained the low hanging clouds the same color. It was
slowly getting brighter, but it wasn't quite daylight yet. Ally
just came out of the trees when the first rays of bright new
sunlight crested the hill and bathed me in their light.
My head swum and my vision clouded. I reached for something to
grab, but there was nothing close. I vaguely recall the sensation
of falling, but it seemed like it was happening to someone else.
The next thing I remember is lying in rather brightly lit and wet
grass, with a warm and wet tongue licking my face. When I opened
my eyes, Ally jumped back and looked at me with a concerned look
on her face. After she was sure I was okay and wasn't mad at her,
she jumped on me and tried to get me to play. I shooed her away
so I could get up, and I realized I was in my Stephen body again.
And then it all came together, in one big package, with a bow on
top and everything. I changed when the sun went down and when the
sun came up. Lacey at night, and Stephen during the day, that's
the pattern. I hadn't noticed before, because I was sleeping at
the time I changed back. I also felt stupid, actually really
stupid, because I hadn't noticed that I changed at dark. It was
all so obvious now. Well, at least some of it was.
I went back inside and reluctantly took off the skirt. It was a
darn good thing that no one saw me dressed like that, I thought.
I'd hate to explain that. I washed up and changed into my
pajamas. I woke at eight and went to work. It was the end of my
two days off. I was a little distracted all day, but all I had to
do was deliver packages for the staff at the local community
college. Not exactly the most taxing mental work, which was good,
because I was really spaced out most of the day. I was occupied
with thoughts of my current situation. And after eight hours of
work and nearly that much time in thinking, I wasn't any closer
to a real answer to anything that was happening.
I was kind of hungry; so I went to the Tasty Freeze and grabbed a
peanut butter cup freeze. It was their version of a Dairy Queen
Blizzard. It was a wonderful restaurant, having been in Port
Douglas for over half a century. I was absently sucking on the
oversized straw, watching the traffic on Douglas Avenue when
Paige, my next-door neighbor, sat beside me.
"Hey Stephen, up to much?"
"Not really, just relaxing after working all day. "
"Penny for your thoughts?"
"Oh, I wasn't really thinking, I was just staring off into
space."
"Oh. Like my new dress?" She stood up and spun around in front of
me in the booth.
"Yes. It looks wonderful on you."
"I'll bet it would look just as good on you." She smiled a sort
of secret smile that let me know she knew something. I just about
choked on my peanut butter cup freeze. Inside, I was a little
scared, but I tried not to let it show.
"You know Stephen, I always thought of you as the nice older
brother that I never had. You really are a great guy. I saw you
yesterday morning, as I was getting ready to go for my run. That
was you, wasn't it? In the skirt and sweater, on the lawn,
playing with the dog, wasn't it? Don't worry if it was, I don't
think its weird. A lot of people have that kind of 'hobby' and
they're perfectly normal. I was just curious. It looked an awful
lot like you, you know."
I didn't know how to answer. I knew she was trying to make me
comfortable so I would come up with an awkward sort of lie that
would be just as good as me saying "Yup. your right. I love to
wear dresses and pretend I'm a girl." I needed an excuse of epic
proportions and the speaking skills of Johnny Cochrane to make it
believable. I nonchalantly took a sip of my freeze.There must
have been something in that particular glop of peanut butter cup
and ice cream, because I got the most inspired idea.
"Um, that wasn't me. That was my cousin Annabelle. She stopped
over on her way to San Francisco. She was helping one of her
friends move in to and apartment there from Eugene. I for one
don't know why she didn't just go to the University of Oregon.
It's a great school. And it's a lot closer and cheaper than any
school in California."
Paige looked at me for a second. If my face betrayed me, she
certianly didn't let me know. "I see. Well, sorry. I didn't mean
to imply anything by that. You know, there's a really strong
family resemblance between you two." There was a lull in the
conversation, with the sounds of the few diners in the restaurant
conversing and straws at the bottom of freezes sucking air.
Paige abruptly broke in and said, "Well, I have to go pick up my
little brother from baseball practice." She rose with her cup in
her hand and slung her purse over her shoulder. "See you later,
then?"
"Oh sure. See you later." I said.
I watched her as she got into her car and left. I breathed a sigh
of relief. That was entirely too close for me. I sat there for a
second, then rose and threw away my empty cup and left.
I got home just before dark. This time I was ready for the
transformation. I had the usual cloudy vision and felt the usual
dizziness. Then I was Lacey again. It wasn't such a shock now
that I could predict the change, but how long would this last?
I'd hate to live the rest of my life hopping between Lacey and
Stephen. It would just be downright bizarre.
I realized that I might need some new clothes for the times that
I was Lacey. I only had a few outfits and I had a feeling that I
might be stuck in this predicament for awhile. I had my Discover
card, but I felt that was just for emergencies, and only used it
as such. I sent in the application only because I wanted to see
if they actually would give me the card, because I had no credit
history and a low paying part time job. It had a one thousand
dollar credit limit, which was an absolutely huge amount for me,
but it was nothing compared to my Grandmother's Platinum Visa
card, which had a one hundred-thousand dollar limit. She could
have charged our entire trailer and the land it was on in the
park on the card if the owner would have let her. All because of
the two extra zeroes on the credit statement. It was mind-
boggling if you thought about it.
I was the one that was in charge of the account. My parents
didn't even know about it. I had all the mail relating to it sent
to the post office box that I used to order things by mail. I
would be the one responsible for the bill. But I really wanted
some new clothes. The siren call of the local stores was becoming
louder and more irresistible every second. And I could buy
whatever I wanted, because I had the body to fit the clothes. I
could try them on in the store and everything. My practical side
was warring with my hedonistic side, and that was a fight that my
practical side rarely won. My perpetually empty wallet was a
testament to that. But I was now a nocturnal girl, and I did need
to look my best.
An hour later, after a call to the Discover card company, I was
at Threads n' Things, a discount clothing store. I had convinced
myself that I was a real girl now, and as such, I needed a
wardrobe to match. I just hoped she had enough self-control not
to max out the card on clothes. It would take forever to pay off
the balance on that card if she did. But at least it was a thrift
store, not one of the retail stores that were close by. At least
my hedonistic side occasionally realized the need for her to
exercise some measure of frugality.
I entered the door in rather ratty looking jeans and a t-shirt,
with some old tennis shoes on. I dug around in the storage shed
in the backyard to get them. I hadn't worn them since I was 14.
But all my other clothes were dirty, and everyone had them seen
by now anyway. What kind of self-respecting girl has only three
good outfits? I planned to remedy that. And from the look of the
clerk, she was very willing to help me with that.
She came directly over. "Can I help you?"
"Sure." I felt a little weird. I had never really bought anything
female in a store. Somehow, I still felt like I was Stephen and I
was going to get caught buying girl's clothes, even though there
was no way that anyone could know I was Stephen.
"So, dear, what are you looking for? We have a wide selection of
clothes. I'm sure I could help you find something to fit your
tastes."
I had to think for a minute. What did I want? I could get a
multitude of items. All I had to do was figure out what I wanted.
So why not try it all? "I'm not exactly sure. How about we look
at everything." Lacey's response had taken over and squished my
Stephen response. I, I mean, she was beginning to get harder to
control as of late. I didn't like it, I think.
I started to gather up clothes. Some were dresses, some were
casual skirts and blouses, jeans and t-shirts, just about
anything that was available and eye-catching. I was like a kid in
a candy store.
"Are you going to try anything on?" asked the saleslady.
Duh, try on the clothes. See how they fit and look. I had never
needed to do that as Stephen, because his clothes were simple,
just jeans and shirts with tennis shoes. And it's a little hard
to try on clothes mail order.
"Yeah, absolutely." I said. I was starting to get into this whole
shopping thing. It was starting to get fun. I figured that I may
as well get to know her some, since I was probably going to be
here for awhile.
"So what's your name?" I asked. "Mine's Lacey."
"Oh, I'm Karen. Nice to meet you Lacey." She said pleasantly.
"Nice to meet you." I replied.
She reached out and pulled some clothes off the rack. "This would
be absolutely darling on you. If you got the right shoes to go
with them, it would be a perfect outfit." She handed me a pair of
designer jeans and a blue ruffled silk blouse. The jeans had
little flowers and hummingbirds embroidered on, and the blouse
had a matching pattern.
I slipped into the dressing room and began undressing. The jeans
went on with no difficulty. Karen must really know her clothes.
They fit perfectly, absolutely perfectly. And snugly, too, I
giggled. I turned and read the tag in the mirror. 26 32's. I'd
have to remember that. I slipped the blouse over my head. It was
deceptively low cut. Can we say cleavage? Suddenly I went from
putting on clothes to "gosh, look at those!"
"Is everything okay in there?" asked Karen.
"Ummm, yeah. I'm just deciding." I said. I was unsure about going
out dressed like this. I realized that this was the kind of
outfit that you wore out when you wanted boys to stare. I wasn't
sure that I was up for that right now. Did I really want to be
stared at, especially like that?
I decided to get Karen's opinion on the matter. I stepped out of
the dressing room. I twirled around and said, "So what do you
think?"
Thwack! I watched a sheepish looking man get up from the floor,
amid a mess of clothing from a tipped over rack. His wife was
staring daggers at him. Poor klutz, I thought.
"Lacey, I think that speaks for itself." Karen said, barely
keeping her laughter in check. "Although I don't think you should
wear that anyplace that men can trip over things."
It took a second to sink in. Then it all came together. The
klutz, the poor klutz that I felt sorry for was ogling me! Me of
all people! That's why he ran into the rack of clothes. I felt
really good, special in a way that I had never really felt as
Stephen. I now had some idea why women wore those revealing
outfits. They liked the attention that they got as much as men
liked looking at them.
I swaggered over to the jeans with my "bump and grind" walk,
feeling very self-assured, and picked out three more pairs in
different colors and matching blouses.
With Karen's help, I picked out a whole wardrobe of clothes.
Sometime around nine-o-clock, three stores and seven hundred
dollars later, I stopped shopping. It was mostly because all the
stores closed on me. I got several outfits, dressy ones, casual
ones and some shoes to match, and some perfume, lingerie, and a
few cheap accessories. I'm sure I looked like a walking pile of
shopping bags and boxes.
A voice came from behind me, a familiar voice. "Hey, you dropped
something." Kade came around the mountain of merchandise I was
carrying.
"Oh, hi Lacey. Doing a little shopping I see. I guess that means
that you plan on staying in town for awhile."
"Maybe, I'm not exactly sure." I replied.
"Here, let me take some of those for you." He said.
"No, you're hurt. I couldn't let you strain yourself like that."
I knew that he wouldn't let it go; at least until he helped out
what he saw as a girl in need. "But you could take my keys and
open the car up for me." I smiled at him and his face seemed to
light up.
"Can you reach into my right side jacket pocket and get the keys
for me?" I said, lifting my elbow out of the way. He slid his
hand in and grabbed them, then ran ahead. When I got there, the
hatchback was open for me. Kade helped me put my purchases in the
car. My poor little car was practically bursting at the seams.
"So, you doing anything tonight?" Kade asked, with note of
hopefulness in his voice. He did that little half smile thing
that was so charming.
"Oh, I don't know. I have a lot of things to do tonight." I said
to him. I silently hoped he would take no for an answer. I added,
"And shouldn't you be in bed or the hospital or something?"
No such luck. He ignored my last comment and said, "Well, it
doesn't have to be tonight. It could be tomorrow night, or any
night you're free. You know, you saved my life. I owe you big.
The least I could do was take you out for a nice evening on the
town. I would be privileged to take out an enchanting young woman
like you."
Kade always had a way with women. I had watched it before, but
never from this angle. I could feel myself visibly blush. I toyed
with my hair again, torn between Lacey's reactions and feelings
and Stephen's reactions and feelings. They were warring, and
right now, with Kade looking at me like he was, Lacey's were
winning hands down.
"Thank you," I stammered. I couldn't seem to put together complex
s