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Marlowe
By Waldo (
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Chapter 1 - The Client
My name is Marlowe. I'm a Private Dick but before you get your
bowels all uptight, that just means that I'm a detective.
I'm not "that Philip Marlowe" although my business card just has
the last name on it so that people subconsciously link me with that
famous detective to get me some more work. My first name is
Darrel. Now you see why I go by just my last name. Darrel
Marlowe doesn't have the same zip or image power that the name
Philip Marlowe has.
My ex-wife says that I'm more of a dickhead than a Private Dick.
She said in our last court hearing that there was nothing private
about my dick at all. She said that I shared my dick with every
sleazy two-bit whore in the many bars up and down Sunset Strip.
That certainly wasn't true. There were several bars that I wouldn't
go into because of the clientele, several other bars that I was
barred from just because of my rough and rambunctious younger
days, and several two-bit whores that I somehow missed when I
was going through that phase of my "we both know our marriage is
over" stage.
I went into business for myself about four months ago. My
experience to get my license was based upon my six glorious years
on the LA Police Force's Homicide Squad. Would have stayed
longer with them and eventually retired from the Police Force to
someday manage a bar in Florida but toward the end of my
shortened police career, there was a bit of trouble where it was
widely rumored that I roughed up a suspect. I didn't touch the
bastard. It just so happened that he accidentally fell and I just
happened to have my fist balled up when he fell on my fist,
resulting in his nose being broken while he was in my custody.
They didn't buy my excuse that it was an accident because I
claimed that he accidentally fell on my fist twice in a five second
period. If he hadn't been the bratty nephew of some big-shot
Senator, I would still be on the force. I argued at my hearing that if
I had known at the time that it was going to cost me my job, he
would have fallen a couple of hundred times. The bastard was a
real prick with no respect for the law or me.
I specialize in missing persons now. After all, the police force
currently has a monopoly on being the only ones who can work on
murder cases which doesn't leave too much else for those of us
with no other skills. So it's a very narrow market and I have to
work where there's some potential work.
Only work has been slow lately. Very slow. So slow that you can
find me sitting at my desk almost every day waiting for some
customer to call me. I usually sit in the dark and smoke cigarettes
while I'm waiting. I sit in the dark because my deal with my
landlord is that I also pay my electrical bill so because my client
case load is low, I sit in the dark a lot.
I've had some cases since I opened my office. Six to be exact. So
I've been gainfully employed by customers about three weeks out of
the last four months. And my biggest case so far hasn't paid off
because my missing person's lawyer is still doing the typical court
delay tactic and I don't get paid until I testify in court. It could be
two years before I see that three thousand four hundred and
seventeen dollars.
But that is the name of the game. I knew it when I went into this
business of being a Private Dick but I didn't have too much choice.
After all, where else can a thirty-five year old burly ex-cop who was
washed out of the police force on brutality charges go to make a
living? So I specialize in Missing Persons but I won't turn down any
case that pays me my expenses plus at least two-hundred-fifty a
day. I would even look for a missing dog if the reward were high
enough.
I'm good at what I do. Mainly that's because I'm very suspicious of
everyone from my six years on the Homicide Squad. I'm so
suspicious that my ex-wife says that I'm also the most paranoid
person that she ever met. I'm not sure yet if that was a compliment
or a put-down. You see in this business, you can't take anything
for granted and have to be suspicious of everything and everyone
until you've actually confirmed the facts. Even the facts that your
customer has provided you. Customers always lie. Customers are
always very self-serving.
***
June 12th.
It was a hot day. Every day is hot in Hollywood. I was sitting at my
desk with my feet propped up on the desk and enjoying the slight
breeze from the overhead fan. I've got air conditioning in my office
but seldom use it because the fan is much cheaper. My lights were
turned off to conserve electricity as usual and the only light in the
room was coming in through the drawn blinds from the outside
noonday sun. I keep the blinds closed to keep the summer heat
out and also so that the noisy neighbors across the street can't
peek in at me. There's another couple of Detective firms across the
street and they enjoy looking at my office to see that I don't have
any clients and that I am spending most of my time with my feet
propped up on my desk.
I thought that I had found a customer that morning. While reading
the newspaper, I saw where a man's wife had ran off with his best
friend and dog. Yeah, the best friend was fucking the old lady and
the two lovers skipped town taking the hubby's dog with them. So I
called the hubby to offer my services for a reduced fee just because
"I didn't like to see anyone lose their pets". He didn't buy that
phony attempt to drum up some business and told me that he was
glad that the bitch was gone then hung up. Don't know if he was
talking about his wife or the dog.
Yep, it's slow.
Then I heard the elevator door open on my floor. I share the floor
with four other tenants but they use their office space more as a
mail drop than as an active office environment so we get very little
traffic on this floor. I could hear the hard click of high heels
echoing from the hallway corridor so I knew it was a woman and I
was trying to estimate her height and weight by the sound of her
footsteps. Hey, if Sherlock Holmes can visualize that type of
analysis, so can I.
I don't know why but I knew that the woman was probably a babe.
After all, only a luscious babe would be wearing high heels at two
p.m. on a hot June day in LA. Was she a blonde, brunette or
redhead? She had to be going to Gerald's Accounting Service at the
end of the hallway because he was the only one on this floor who
ever got any visitors. I also deduced that if she was a client of
Gerald's, then she didn't have any money and was probably a
hooker. Gerald specializes in that sort of customer and every once
in awhile, a really nice piece of ass walked down the hall. Hey, I
even know several of Gerald's clients either professionally from my
old days on the Homicide Squad or from my days when I had a
couple of bucks burning a hole in my pocket.
I had just decided that she was a blonde because almost every
woman in LA is a blonde when her footsteps stopped just outside
my door. Quietly easing my feet off of the desk and dropping to a
more professional sitting-up straight position, I held my breath as I
tried to figure out what she was doing. Either she was reading my
name on the door or she was lost and getting ready to call someone
on her cell phone for directions.
Then I saw the door handle turn and the unlocked door opened. I
wished that I had the lights on at that moment so it didn't look as
if I was sleeping.
Sleeping! That's it. I'll pretend that I was about to take a quick
nap because I was out following a suspect all night. That
particular excuse worked several times with my ex-wife.
The bright lights in the corridor blasting into the office blinded me
so that all I could see was her outline against the relatively bright
hallway lights. That was barely enough light for me to tell that she
was tall and built like a brick shithouse. But that was enough of a
glimpse of her for Richard to decide that he liked her. That's what I
call my partner between my legs. Richard sounds better than dick
or cock. Women like it when you give personal names to your body
parts.
Yeah, Richard liked what he saw. Or rather liked what he couldn't
see because it was only the outline of a tall woman with long legs,
wide hips and long shoulder-length hair standing in the doorway.
When she timidly asked, "Is anyone in there?" in a husky sexy voice
that reminded me of that Lauren Bacall sexy woman character who
stood in a doorway and asked for a match, I thought of several
witty replies. Fortunately I didn't use them.
"Come in. I was out on a case all night and was just resting my
eyes."
Leaping to my feet, I came around my desk and rushed to the open
door as I tried to make out her features. Flipping on the light
switch quickly illuminated my office and the front of my visitor so
that I could see her without staring into the too bright light behind
her.
Richard definitely liked what I was looking at. This was one
luscious babe standing in my doorway. Being a Private Dick, I
immediately memorized all of her features.
She was tall. I'm five foot ten and her twinkling green eyes were an
inch higher than my eyes but she also was standing in three-inch
high heels so I guessed her to be about five foot eight or nine. The
next thing that I noticed was the exposed cleavage and a set of
man-made boobs that I guessed filled a 36 or 38 D bra. While her
cleavage looked real, I'm an expert at determining if the boobs are
real or fake. Although they looked very real, I knew that they were
fake ones that had been created by a skilled and expensive surgeon.
She was a blonde. Long silken curls in a full hairstyle that must
take her an hour or two every day just to brush it into the way that
it looked now. Her face was the next thing that I noticed. Twinkling
green eyes with just enough makeup to call attention to her eyes
but enough makeup to make the rest of her gorgeous face look very
natural. Her perky slender nose and high cheekbones showed that
she had an ethnic background which appeared to be Norwegian.
Her perfect lips were the type of lush voluptuous lips that you see
in lipstick advertisements where you just want to pretend that you
will one day be able slide your Richard into lips as perfect as that.
If my ex-wife had a pair of luscious lips like this babe's lips, I
would still be married to the old woman. Naw, on second thought
the main thing that I didn't like about my ex, was my wife's
frequently too big mouth.
I saw a woman in a movie recently that looked a lot like this babe.
The actresses name was Nicole Kidman so I filed that fact in my
mind. I also filed away that this woman's tits looked much greater
than that actress's little boobs.
Still playing Sherlock, I decided that not only was this babe a very
beautiful woman, but she also had a lot of money. After all, how
many women can afford to look the way that she looked. I knew
that the realistic boobs were expensive and looking at her face, I
quickly decided that she had probably had a little bit done to her
face also. After all, a face as perfect as her face typically isn't
natural. And she was dressed in an expensive china white cocktail
dress that showed off her curvy figure in addition to showing off
just the right amount of cleavage to be almost acceptable by most
old church-going biddies. The expensive designer's white shoulder-
less dress made her tanned arms, upper chest and long slender
legs look darker, as well as confirmed that she wasn't hiding a
pistol under her clothes. The way that expensive designer dress
hugged her body showed that she probably didn't have any panties
on although there was just the barest tell-tale sign of a strapless
lacy bra under the dress. While she looked soft and cuddy, her
firm shoulders showed that she spent a lot of time swimming in
the pool as well as spending time beside the pool to have such a
nice tan.
Long dangling golden earrings hung from each ear that I knew had
to set some man back at least ten thousand and there was a
delicate gold chain around her slender neck that probably cost
more than my old car was currently worth. She was carrying a
small white purse, one of those small hand purses that women
take to cocktail parties that only had enough room for a credit
card, a tampon, a pack of cigarettes and a house key.
Yeah, she looked to be in her middle twenties, about five foot eight,
one hundred and forty portioned pounds of perfect womanhood.
Richard was getting huge, heavy and hot as I checked her out.
"Are you Mister Marlowe?"
Her question startled me from my re-examination of her breasts. I
glanced back up at her gleaming eyes as I mentally changed my
previous evaluation to 38 small D or large C.
"Uh yes, please come in. Sorry I wasn't expecting any one and had
just finished a case so I was resting my eyes for a few moments.
One of the benefits of being your own boss is that you can take a
nap when you feel like it."
I moved out of the doorway and she walked by me, leaving a trail of
the most delightful delicate scent that caused Richard to leap to
attention so hard that he almost slapped against my belly. I don't
know what the name of the perfume was that she was wearing but
I knew that it had to be expensive. I also noticed that her body
when seen from the side was an almost perfect model's straight
shape. And when seen from behind, well, let's just say that
Richard almost did an unmentionable in my underwear. I'm a boob
man but she had a perfect ass and her tight dress showed how
shapely perfect her ass was.
I could only stand and watch as she moved by me and headed to
the client's chair in front of my desk. As she sat down, I grimaced
because I knew that there was probably dust on that chair from
my lack of clients and she was going to get her impossibly white
dress dirty from sitting on my chair.
Moving around the desk to my chair, I noticed that she was sitting
on the edge of her chair and holding her back stiff while clutching
the purse tightly in her long delicate fingernails. For the first time I
noticed that her long fingernails had polish that matched her
lipstick and I wondered if her toe nails also matched. I felt a silent
inquiry from Richard as Richard was suggesting to me that I
should look at her feet and maybe politely suck on her toes a little
to get to know my visitor better but I ignored him. Richard has
frequently got me in trouble.
As I sat down in my chair, she spoke again in that type of husky
bedroom voice that reminded me of the great female sexpots of
movie fame. "Mister Marlowe, my name is Tanya Browning. I hate to
barge in on you without an appointment but I had to see someone
today. I called the detective who is working on my case and he
recommended you. A Lieutenant Harrison."
Jeff Harrison. My frequent bar-hopping partner who I currently
owed about three thousand dollars. He probably sent her to me to
help me earn the money to pay him back.
"Yes, I've worked on few cases with Lieutenant Harrison."
Cases? Yes, cases of beer. Jeff and I have drunk a lot of beer and
chased a lot of women together.
"Mister Marlowe, I want you to find my missing husband for me."
I glanced down at her cleavage again then back up at her very
attractive face. I suddenly suspected that she was lying to me. A
sane man wouldn't run away from a beautiful woman that looked
as good as she looked. Hell, most men would have to be driven
away with a baseball bat. Speaking of baseball bats, Richard was
getting pretty heavy and large within my trousers.
"How long has he been missing, Mrs. Browning?"
"A little over two years now."
I smelled something wrong. I've got a nose for trouble and when a
beautiful woman says that her husband has been missing for over
two years but she's just now seriously looking for him, there has to
be more to the story. She was covering something up. Did I
mention that I'm sometimes very paranoid and don't trust anyone?
"Two years? It's very difficult to find people that are missing a few
hours much less two years. Do you have any photographs of your
husband?"
She opened her purse and pulled out a floppy disk. I glanced at my
computer and wondered if I remembered how to work the damn
thing. Holding out the disk as she leaned forward slightly, my eyes
traveled from the disk held delicately between her fingertips, up
her long slender arm to the top of her dress. Her slight forward
lean caused the dress to expose a little more of the top of her right
breast. Right then and there, I gave her right breast a name.
Juanita. Yeah, I named it Juanita because Richard was screaming
"I wanta eata" at the sight of that lush mound barely contained
within that tight dress.
"My husband was a computer nerd and spent a lot of time prowling
the Internet. When he left me, he destroyed all of my pictures of
him. It was only recently that I found these old photographs of
him on a web site."
Rising out of my seat to walk around the desk to accept the disk
from her, I discovered that Richard was causing my trousers to
look like a tent and Richard was the tent pole. Turning toward the
computer to hide the unusual shape within my trousers, I
muttered a quick excuse that would explain why I was walking
toward her in a sideways crab-like walk so that the front of my
trousers was hidden from her view. "I'll turn my computer back on
and let it warm up. Would you like a cup of coffee?"
I was using the movement to keep the front of my trousers hidden
from her. Flipping on the switch, I walked around my desk moving
sideways as I went toward the coffee pot.
"Yes, that would be nice, Mister Marlowe. I like plenty of cream in
my coffee."
I tried to ignore the electrical shock that seemed to burn a hole in
my trousers because of the dual meaning of her request. Richard
was screaming at me that he would put the cream in her coffee if I
would just give him the chance to come out into the open.
Pouring us both of a cup, I felt that I was lucky that I had one
clean cup, which I used for her coffee. Standing at the coffee pot, I
glanced back at her and saw that she was still holding the floppy
and was looking at it with a sad look on her face. While she was
busy, I used the opportunity to shove Richard into a more invisible
position where he was restrained by my belt. Carrying a cup of
coffee back to her, I handed her the cup and accepted the disk
from her. Going back around my desk, I put the floppy into the
drive slot as Richard screamed at me again, "I want to put my
floppy into her slot."
Ignoring the mental battle that I was having with my own body, I
called up a program and looked at the files on the disk. There
were about thirty bitmapped image files. Using my program, I
called up the first one and was almost shocked at what I was
seeing. It was a slender naked young man wearing a woman's
cheap black wig. Oh, yeah, he was running his hands up the side
of his body as if he was feeling a woman's body. He was on a cheap
flowered couch, the type of couch usually found in hotel rooms.
This was her husband?
I didn't know what to say and was about to look at another image
when she placed her coffee on my desk and moved around the
desk so that she was standing behind my chair looking at the
image over my shoulder. That close, I could strongly smell her
wonderful perfume.
"My husband was into kinky sex. No whips, chains or stuff like
that. I could've handled that and would have gladly participated
with him if it had been something like that. He was a secret cross-
dresser when we married. I found out about it about two months
after our wedding when I found a suitcase full of women's clothes
and they weren't mine. He lied to me about whom they belonged to
and why they were in our house. But I came home from the Beauty
Parlor early one day and found him standing in front of a digital
camera taking pictures of himself. It hurt me to see him like that.
He was wearing black stockings held up by a garter belt, a bra
filled with falsies, a woman's long curly red wig and lipstick. The
suitcase was open and one of the dresses was lying on the bed as if
he had just taken it off. Because I caught him in the act, he
couldn't lie about his fetish anymore so he told me the truth. All
his life he thought that he was a girl trapped in a man's body. He
said that the only time that he felt natural was when he was
dressed as a woman. He was taking the photographs of himself to
send to someone on the Internet where he was having an e-mail
type of relationship. Look at the third photograph."
Staring at the man's photograph had caused Richard to go back to
a more normal shrunken size. I gladly closed that photograph and
called up the image that she suggested.
It showed a photograph of the same man. He was dressed in
fishnet stockings, high heels, a short red dress that displayed most
of his legs, and one of those cheap women's wigs that you can buy
through mail order. His wrists had several of those cheap K-mart
type bracelets and there were several gaudy rings on his fingers.
Big hoop earrings dangled from each ear and his lips were thickly
coated with bright red lipstick.
Using my mouse, I zoomed in on his face and blew it up. Although
it became very grainy when I did that, I was able to get a better
understanding of his facial features. Although the cheap wig's
dangling locks covered a lot of his face, I was able to see enough to
know roughly what he looked like. He had a long straight nose,
brown eyes and thick eyebrows that suggested that he had a
strong Italian heritage. It wasn't a rugged he-man type of face, even
with the big nose. More of an always-going-to-look-like-a-kid's
slender face.
"That's one of the photographs that he took that day. While it
certainly doesn't look like the Greg Browning that I married, it's
the best photograph of his face that I currently have. He destroyed
all the other photographs when he left me."
Using my mouse, I sent a copy of the screen to my printer. As my
printer clicked alive, I felt an unexpected warmth near my right
shoulder. She was leaning over to look at the monitor and her left
breast was only about an inch away from my shoulder. Richard,
who had been quiet for the last several seconds, screamed at me to
spin in my chair so that I could accidentally bump her breast with
my nose. It would be a cheap thrill but when you're divorced,
horny and broke, you have to go for what you can get.
I ignored Richard because I didn't want to lose this case. I needed
the money and she definitely had money.
Her soft husky voice coming from barely over my shoulder caused
Richard to rise to attention again. "Greg was a software genius. He
created a program, which quickly made a fortune for us. When he
left me, he left a paper on the table signing over all rights to the
software to me as well as his share of our belongings so I'm now a
multi-millionaire, thanks to him. Although I didn't understand his
need to dress like that, I tolerated it because I loved him. What I
couldn't tolerate was some of his other actions. Look at
photograph five."
While calling up that image, my mind was whirling with all sorts of
questions as I made assumptions. I've got to get her to hire me to
find her husband for her. Then I've got to spend at least one night
in bed with her. Then I've got to get her to dump the husband and
hook up with me. Once she was introduced to Richard, she was
going to fall in love with me and forget about this creep forever.
Yeah, I could go for having a rich beautiful girlfriend about now.
Then I saw photograph five.
Richard went from being a tent pole to being a wiggle worm
immediately. It was a photograph of a man's ass with his pale
white ass cheeks spread. The man was bent over with his ass in
the air and his head turned to look back at the camera. He had on
a cheap black wig that hid most of his face but I saw enough of his
big nose to know it was her hubby.
"Greg wasn't satisfied with just occasionally dressing up and
taking photographs of himself. He liked to flirt so he took these
photographs to see if he could find a boyfriend on the Internet. I
suppose that he was trying to entice someone into sending him e-
mail. Look at photograph eight."
If the trend of the photographs was going to continue to get worse,
then I personally didn't want to look at photograph eight. While
I've dipped Richard into several women's anal openings over the
years and greatly enjoyed it, seeing a man's wide-spread anal
opening just didn't create the same erotic feelings for me.
Looking at photograph eight, I felt Richard turn from being a wiggly
worm to being a very limp small noodle. The photograph showed
her hubby lying on a bed wearing the same black wig, lipstick and
pantyhose. However he had an erection under the pantyhose that
reached almost to his belly button. An erection so big and hard
that Richard knew that he couldn't compete.
"Greg was very well endowed. That was one of the reasons that I
fell in love with him. I enjoy making love to a man with a big cock
and Greg was able to consistently satisfy me."
Hearing her husky voice say the words "big cock" only a few inches
behind my right shoulder caused Richard to leap to life again. Yes,
her missing husband did have a big cock but my Richard was
determined to be just as big and hard. And her husband was
missing while I was here with Richard all ready to solve this
beautiful client's very personal needs. I was about to risk turning
in my chair slightly and to bump my shoulder against her very
close breast when she moved closer to me and rubbed that
magnificent breast against the back of my shoulder as she pointed
at the monitor with her long fingernail. Yeah, she rubbed her boob
against my back, which pleased Richard and also me. So what if
there were several layers of clothing between her boob and my
flesh. I felt something through those layers that I knew had to be
her nipple.
She used her fingernail to trace the outline of her husband's
erection on the grainy photograph on my computer screen. Her
voice was getting huskier as if the photograph of her missing
husband's erection was causing her hormones to leap into high
gear. Seeing her red fingernail trace the outline of her missing
husband's erection on the monitor caused me to want to run out to
buy a digital camera to take some naked photographs of myself to
give her. Richard was screaming at me that the image was
Memorex and that he was the live thing.
"Greg could fuck all night. I thought that I was the luckiest
woman in the world until I saw this photograph and discovered
that there were other things that turned him on even more than I
could turn him on. Look at that beautiful erection. Even looking
at it now under these circumstances is enough to cause me to feel
all icky inside."
SHE FELT ALL ICKY INSIDE?
Lady, if I didn't need the money from this case, I would tell you
exactly how I felt and then do my best to see if I could make you
feel even more icky.
Richard was throbbing within my trousers. Throbbing so hard that
I could feel it in my temple. The throbbing was beating "fuck her,
fuck her, fuck her, fuck her, fuck her" in a language that I clearly
understood.
"Sorry Mister Marlowe, I suppose that I shouldn't get so crud but I
need to express to you how I feel. Although I was very confused
when I found out about Greg's secret cross-dressing, I stayed with
him because he could make me forget about his occasional little
forays. When we were in bed, he was all man and he made me feel
like the luckiest woman in the world. Every time that I would think
about leaving him because I knew that he was doing something
like taking these photographs or secretly corresponding with some
of his buddies on the Internet, he would fuck me until I was so
weak and mellow that I couldn't think straight. I'm a very sensual
woman and need a lot of loving. Greg could give me that loving and
most of the time we had a perfect marriage. Go to photograph nine
please."
I turned my head slightly to glance down at that perfect breast that
was still touching my shoulder and let my gaze drift up to those
perfect lips that just said, "fuck me". I felt beads of perspiration
beginning to form on my forehead and Richard was throbbing so
hard that I was afraid that he was going to rupture. I could see the
headlines now "Dead Man found with exploded dick."
It took a lot of self-control to turn my head back to the monitor and
to call up photograph nine when I really wanted to jump to my feet,
spin her around, bend her over my desk, jerk her dress up above
her hips and show her that Richard could satisfy her just as much
as her missing husband used to satisfy her.
Photograph nine shocked me. The camera had been moved closer
so it was placed between the man's spread ankles and was a shot
up his body so that you saw his erection, flat pasty-white chest
under a red bra and his face which was still half hidden by the
cheap wig. He was still wearing the pantyhose but there was cum
all over the inside of the pantyhose.
It might have been my imagination but it seemed that her voice
was even huskier. "Greg could produce an endless supply of cum.
Sometimes when we were doing oral sex on each other, I would
think that I was going to drown in what seemed like buckets of
cum that he would squirt into my mouth. Just looking at that
particular photograph makes me recall so many fond memories of
lying in bed with him sucking on his cock and then how he would
easily fill my mouth with his warm cum almost as fast as I could
swallow it."
As she was saying those words, I started losing total control of
Richard. It felt like Richard was an oilrig in my trousers the way
that I jerked and shuddered from the gusher exploding within my
trousers. I couldn't help myself. Without any physical help from me
but just from the sound of her sweet voice describing her sex life
with her missing husband, the combination of events caused
Richard to explode.
I knew that she was aware that something was wrong with me
because my hands were shaking, my lips were quivering and I was
feeling a very warm liquid oozing down my belly within my trousers
that Richard was discharging. That hadn't happened to me since
the tenth grade when Betty Lou what's-her-name flashed her tits
at me and then let me smell her finger in Study Hall.
I felt her pull away from me and I bit my lip to try to regain control
of my thinking process. This was a client. This was a client. Don't
do anything to lose this fucking client. I want to fuck this client.
She moved around my desk and picked up my pack of cigarettes
from the desk as she looked at me a Mona Lisa smirking type of
mysterious smile as if she knew why I was acting so funny all of a
sudden. Shaking one of the cigarettes out, she slipped it into her
mouth while she looked at me as if she was trying to decide if she
should try to push me a little further. Knowing that I had to
pretend that everything was normal with me as I felt that warm
liquid within my trousers, I fumbled for the lighter and flicked it
into a small flame. Holding the cigarette in very tightly pursed lips,
she bent over my desk toward the lighter. Her slender hands
grabbed my still shaking wrist to hold the lighter's flame rigid as
she guided the cigarette in her beautiful red lips toward the
lighter's flame. I was staring down her open bodice at her tits
hanging perfectly like two beautiful orbs. If I hadn't exploded forty
seconds earlier, I would have done it then at the sight of those
perfect tits. So what if they were man-made. I'm a man and I
wanted to leap onto those boobs.
Although there was a wet icky feeling within my trousers from the
gusher, Richard was still just as hard as a rock.
Easing back into my client's chair, she leaned back in the chair,
resting her arm on the chair arm as she held the cigarette high as
if she was feeling very mellow herself. Her voice still sent cold chills
down my backbone but she sounded more relaxed as if we were
two old friends sitting around bull-shitting. "The other photographs
are about the same. Greg showing his white ass sticking up in the
air. Greg showing his hard erection. Greg wearing pantyhose.
Greg wearing a bra. Greg dressed in a donated dress that he
bought from the Salvation Army. Close-up of Greg's lower face as
he puts lipstick heavily on his lips. He took the photographs over
two years ago while he was living with me. I just saw them for the
first time when I found them last weekend on an Internet site
mixed in with thousand's of photographs of other people similarly
attired. You can keep that floppy. I've got several copies of them on
my home PC."
She was leaning back in the chair but her nice ass was resting on
the edge and her legs were spread wide offering a nice cheap thrill
for Richard. I couldn't see all the way up her skirt to see if she did
have any panties on but I could see enough of her creamy thighs to
know that I had to have this woman.
"I want you to find Greg for me. I don't know where he's at or what
he's doing. But I suspect that he's still heavily into cross-dressing
and is probably living with someone that he met through the
Internet who liked his photographs. Hell, it wouldn't surprise me
to learn that he might be living as a woman now. I would hate to
learn that he had that magnificent cock cut off but if that's what
he wanted, then more power to him. Will you take my case, Mister
Marlowe?"
Hell, I was thinking about paying her to let me take this case. With
my current caseload, my current financial situation, and a client
as beautiful as her, I wasn't about to turn her down. No sir, this
was a woman who needed help. And Richard and I would love to
help this poor little girl.
Shaking my head in an affirmative nod, I was surprised to hear the
words come my lips as I upped my own fee because I knew that
she could certainly afford me at my new rate. "Three fifty a day
plus expenses. No guarantees. If I find him, what are you going to
do?"
Leaning forward and snuffing out her half-smoked cigarette in my
ashtray, her voice sounded deadly calm. "Although he treated me
dirty by sneaking off and abandoning me the way that he did, I still
love him very much and would give him another chance. I have a
lot to talk to Greg about. I need to tell him about the many nights
that I waited in our lonely big bed for him to come back home to
my aching arms. I need to tell him that I still love him and would
consider trying to do what it takes to make our marriage work
again. I need to tell him that I still don't understand his very
strange needs but that he can do whatever he wants as long as he
treats me the way that he used to treat me. I need to tell him that I
need a good fucking and that if he doesn't scratch this strong itch
burning deep inside my body, that I'm going to find someone else
to do it for me. Two years of being celibate has almost turned me
into a virgin again."
The pounding in my temple was starting again. Richard's strong
voice was screaming "take me, take me, take me, take me" over
and over.
"Anyone that has been missing for two years might be difficult to
find. How long do you expect me to look for him?"
She opened her purse and removed a check that she laid on the
desk. It was signed and the Pay-to field was left blank. But it was
made out for twenty thousand dollars. "Mister Marlowe, I expect to
spend at least that much and more if necessary. If you find him in
a few hours, then the difference is your bonus. If you haven't
found him by the time that you've earned that, then I'll consider
writing another check."
Rising to her feet as if she considered this interview to be finished,
she pointed at my computer "On the floppy is a text file with the
information that you'll need about Greg. It also has my address
and private phone number. When you've found something, you'll
know where to find me."
I found myself coming around the desk to escort her to the door. I
knew that Richard was still creating a tent in my trousers but I
didn't care. After the short and very frank discussion with this
prime example of horny and very beautiful woman-flesh, I wanted
her to know what sort of effect that she had on me.
Taking one last glance at her perfect rounded breast outline, I
mumbled "I'll be by to give you progress reports."
A smile formed on her beautiful lips. A mischievous smile as if she
had a joke to share with me. Her husky voice caused me to stare at
her beautiful red lips as she uttered one last comment. "Mister
Marlowe, it looks like you have to be more careful. You spilled your
coffee on your trousers."
Glancing down at my erection, I saw that my trousers were indeed
wet. But I knew that she was aware that the wetness wasn't
caused by coffee but by her effect upon my male libido. This was
one sexy woman and I was determined that I was going to spend
some time in bed with her once this case was completed.
"Uh, yes. I did spill some coffee."
Without waiting for me to be a gentleman, she opened my door.
Standing in the doorway, she turned back to face me. Her pretty
green eyes were gleaming as if she was reading my mind and
knowing what I was thinking about doing to her. I was surprised
when her hand clicked off the light switch, plunging my office back
into relative darkness. Standing halfway in the hallway, she giggled,
"Why don't you resume that nap that you were taking when I
barged in on you."
Then she pulled the door shut leaving me standing in the middle of
the floor with a big damp erection in my trouser and me in the
dark.
Grabbing Richard, I held him tightly wishing that I had an office
with a bathroom at that moment. Richard was still demanding
relief and there wasn't a close-by place to easily clean-up the mess
in my trousers at this moment. She was one sexy babe and I knew
that I was going to greatly enjoy this case.
Chapter 2 - Digging for information
For the next two days, I kept my office door locked. I didn't want
anyone wandering into my office for a cup of coffee or something
and catching a glimpse of any of the many images that I had to
download from the Internet sites.
I never knew that there were so many photographs of men's asses
or cocks in the world. Being a one-hundred percent all-American
red-blooded male, I knew that there were a lot of photographs of
boobs and pussy out there on the Internet. But until I went looking
at some of the reference points on the text file that my beautiful
client left me, I never realized that there were so many people
involved in that type of lifestyle.
I did discover that a lot of them had pushed the gender barrier so
far as to create an almost new gender. Chicks with dicks. She-
males. Sluts with nuts. Some of them looked as natural feminine
as any woman and Richard would began making mild comments to
me until I would look at them below the waist, then Richard would
shut up.
Two days of prowling the Internet gave me some clues as to my
new case. I found Greg's photographs on three more sites other
than the two sites that she provided me. I also found four other
photographs of him that she didn't have. In one of them, he was
lying on a sheet in the corner of some room with his mouth wide
open as if he was going to suck a big cock. It wasn't that great of a
photograph of his face because of the black wig covering most of
his face. But I knew it was he. And looking at the date of the file, I
discovered that it was also two years old. There weren't any recent
photographs of him. It was almost as if he had dropped out of
sight.
Needless to say, Richard behaved himself during those two days.
Not once did he rear his ugly little head as I prowled through all
those Internet sites. If I had known that I was going to have to
look at so many photographs of men's asses and cocks, then I
would have doubled my fee instead of just adding a hundred
dollars to it. I used to say that there were some things that you
couldn't pay me to do and now I was doing one of them because of
my bank account.
It wasn't all "fun and games" for me during those two days. I used
some of my sources to do the basic preliminary checks that
typically provides most of the leads in this type of business. I
checked police records, bank records, telephone company records,
cable company records, electrical power company records, County
Clerk records and any searchable database to see if Greg Browning
had left any trail behind with either his name or social security
number. I quickly discovered the old records of the actions done
while he lived with Tanya prior to his disappearance but I didn't
find anything new. So I expanded my search nationwide which
takes longer and also involved spending some fees but I didn't
care. I had a twenty-thousand dollar check in my savings account
drawing interest, to spend as I saw fit. I expected that I wouldn't
earn all of that money so I had it drawing interest while I pulled
out only what I needed to cover my basic expenses.
I did find several instances of the name Greg or Gregory Browning
nationwide but was able to rule out each and every one of them
because of their social security numbers. Then I initiated other
checks which involved searching through various other account
information that was available without getting a court order.
I also called my buddy Harrison and thanked him for sending me
such a well-heeled and well-built client. I could tell that he was
smiling over the phone, knowing how I was probably reacting at
having such a lush babe as a client. Harrison told me that it was a
routine case so the police department wasn't doing anything more
than treating it as a simple missing person case. Since thousands
of people disappear every year, the police doesn't usually do
anything more than maintain records and do some cursory
investigation to determine if it is a missing person or a potential
homicide. When Tanya asked Harrison what else could be done to
find her cross-dressing hubby, he suggested that she hire an
investigator because they had already done everything that they
were going to do unless they had evidence that a crime had been
committed. So he gave her my card and then sat back to wait for
my call. I thanked my buddy again and told him that I owed him a
couple of beers for sending me this client but he reminded me of
my overdue loan from him. I told him as soon as I had earned the
money from this case, that I would buy a case of beer and come
pay him his money.
Overall it was a busy two days, which I detailed in my Client
Report along with the expenses, so that my client would know
what she was paying for and where I looked, along with the results
of each look.
***
While looking for her missing husband, I also found out a lot of
incidental information about my pretty client although I didn't go
into any detailed searches looking for information about her. After
all, I did know where to find her.
Besides being beautiful, Tanya was a very rich woman. She lived in
a very ritzy neighborhood and belonged to all of the best clubs. She
was also very smart because she managed her own stock portfolio
and had increased her wealth several times over during the last
couple of years according to her income tax records.
But she was a woman of mystery. I found some references to where
she went to school but when I went through the school yearbook
for her graduating year of college, her photograph was blank. Greg
was in the same class and his photograph was also blank. They
must have been out fucking the day the photographer was at the
school.
I was looking for photographs of Greg or her and Greg in social
settings so that I didn't have to depend upon the lousy
photographs obtained from the Internet. But they appeared to have
led a quiet, non-descriptive life prior to his disappearance without
any photographs made of them. Tanya Browning was currently
very active on the social scene but she didn't become active until
about two months after her husband's disappearance. I found
several recent photographs of her in various social publications
where she was attending a party or serving as co-chairman of so-
and-so committed or something equally frivolous. There was even
one photograph of her on a tennis court, wearing one of those
white little tennis dresses as she presented a trophy to the winner
of some tournament. Looking at that grainy newspaper photograph
of her long legs, Richard came to life again.
She always paid her bills on time, she had an outstanding credit
rating and she lived in a mansion. Well, considering that I live in a
third floor walk-up apartment where my bedroom, kitchen and
living room is the same room, anything else is a mansion.
After my two solid days of hard work, I decided to pay her a visit to
show her the new photographs that I had found of Greg on the web
sites. Supposedly to see if there was anything else that she
remembered since our one visit and also to see if what I had
discovered so far would jog her memory. Also I wanted to see her
again as well as to check her out within her environment. So I
printed the new photographs and put them in a folder as well as
details of my activities so far.
Driving out to her neighborhood, I was stopped at the entrance to
her ritzy neighborhood by a rent-a-guard at the gate. From the way
that he looked at my twelve-year-old rusting car and my Wal-Mart
every-day suit, I knew that he was going to turn me away. Pulling
out the cop's badge that I secretly held onto after my forced
retirement, I used that to gain entrance through the gate.
Her home was built on a cliff overlooking the city. It had one of
these big circular driveways. Her garage door was open and I saw
an expensive Jaguar, a Caddy, a Jeep and a Harley motorcycle
parked in the garage. Seeing the Harley created a mental image of
her dressed in leather and sitting on that thing with its booming
engine vibrating. Needless to say, I had to re-arrange Richard's
tight position within my trousers before I climbed out of my old
wreck.
I knocked on the door. After a minute of no-answer, I knocked
again. Still no answer. I tried the door handle and it was locked.
Stepping back a couple of feet and looking at the house, I saw that
there was a gate in the fence that probably led into the back yard.
Rationalizing that the worst thing that could happen would be that
I would set off some burglar alarms, I decided to check out the
back of her house while I was here.
As soon as I opened the gate, I observed a very big and long
swimming pool with a tennis court adjacent to the pool. I also saw
a very naked Tanya Browning lying on her belly on a cabana chair
tanning her beautiful body. Started by unexpectedly walking in on
her in an undressed situation, I started to be a gentleman and to
ease out of her back yard. But Richard was making me walk slow
back through the gate as I memorized every glorious detail of her
tanned body.
"Mister Marlowe. So nice of you to drop by. Please come join me."
Glancing at her face, I saw from her amused eyes that she was
looking at me and was aware that I had been caught staring at her
totally nude body.
I felt like Columbo as I walked toward her. Like a dolt. Like an
idiot. However Richard was making me feel like a horny dolt. But
seeing as how she was unconcerned that her beautiful tanned ass
was totally exposed to me, I marched straight toward her reclining
body as if being around a naked woman didn't startle me.
"Good morning. I had some items to discuss with you and to give
you some other photographs that I had discovered. I came by to
give you this progress report."
"Pardon me if I don't get up but I have a busy schedule for this
afternoon and need to complete my tanning. Would you be a dear
and put some lotion on my back while we talk?"
I knew that if I had fallen into the nearby swimming pool at that
moment that all of the water would have turned to steam because
of a very hot piece of flesh between my legs. Richard was so hot
that he was almost burning a brand into my belly.
"My pleasure."
Pouring the thick creamy-white lotion into my palm, I almost
shuddered as I had hundreds of dirty thoughts about what that
liquid looked like as I spread it on my palms. I kneeled down
beside her prone body and gently touched her warm back with my
cream covered hands.
I hadn't noticed the other day that she's a big girl. Not big as if fat
but big as in "not petite". Her wide shoulders were finely muscular
as if she spent a lot of time swimming or playing tennis. But not so
much muscle so that she looked totally unreal like one of those
muscle bound girlie-boys in all the physical fitness magazines. Her
tall proportional body reminded me of Xena's well-built Amazon
body. No, this was one luscious babe whose tall body was very
proportional all over. As I smeared the creamy white liquid onto
her skin, I noticed that she didn't have a tan line anywhere.
Glancing around at the surrounding hillside, I looked for a spot
where I could come back some day with a pair of binoculars and
check out the view of her neighborhood.
"Um, your hands feel so good. Slap plenty of lotion onto my back
because I'm so dry."
I can't help it if I've got a dirty mind. I thought of something else
that I wanted to slap on her back. I thought of another creamy
lotion that I wanted to deposit on her back. I thought of another
way to resolve her dry feeling. I thought of something else that
would make her feel good also.
And all of those thoughts involved Richard.
"Um, a little higher, please. My shoulders need special attention."
Because I was kneeling beside her prone naked body, I was able to
see the very pleasing outline of her mashed boob pressed tightly
underneath her body against that chair. Think of a grapefruit
mashed into the shape of an air-filled inner-tube and that's what
that wonderful breast looked like. If there is such a thing as
reincarnation, I want to come back as either a dildo or a cabana
chair. I don't know who her surgeon was but if I ever find out that
doctor's name, I'm going to send him a Thank You card for this
very special visual treat that would help me get through the many
lonely nights of my divorce.
"I found four other photographs of Greg, which appear to be taken
about the same time period. Nothing recent so far."
Her head was turned to face me and I couldn't help but see the
gleam in her eye as she giggled. "If you found other photographs,
that means that you've spent a lot of time looking at thousands of
photographs of men's asses."
Glancing down at her naked twin tanned cheeks of rounded
perfection I mumbled a quick reply. "Part of the job." What I really
wanted to say was "may I stick Richard up your ass to help him
recover from the personal torture that I've had to endure on this
job?"
She lifted up slightly and moved her arms so that her face was
resting on her wrists so that she placed her arms in a sort of "T"
position. I've never won more than ten bucks on a lottery but I
thought that I hit the jackpot when she suggested something that I
was mentally thinking of different ways to make the same
suggestion without offending her. The Mafia boys need to take a
lesson from her in how to make offers that can't be turned down.
"My shoulders and upper back feel coated with the lotion now.
Would you mind coating my sides and lower back?"
Picking up that bottle of lotion and squeezing it so that the creamy
white lotion shot into my slick palms while I stared at the side of
her mashed breast was quite a treat for me. I was beginning to feel
drops of sweat popping up on my forehead that I knew wasn't
caused by the warm sun baking us. When my hands were all slick
with the lotion, I eased my hands down her side, trying not to
pause or spend too long applying the lotion to the bulging
mammary flesh as my lucky hands coated her sides with lotion.
Richard was talking to me and telling me that I should consider
changing careers and becoming a professional masseuse. People
are actually paid to do what I was doing.
"Did you find the same type of photographs of Greg wearing
women's underwear?"
"Yes. In one, he had on a red lacy bra but again his face was so
thoroughly covered by the cheap wig that he's almost
unidentifiable. I found some other photographs that I suspect to be
him because of the general shape of his body and easily
identifiable undergarments but his upper body was out of the
photograph so it's impossible to confirm that those photographs
are him also. The last traceable record of him appears to be a
reservation for an airplane flight to Spain, which was about two
weeks after the day that he disappeared from your house. I haven't
been able to confirm yet that he was on that flight but I'm still
looking."
"Ummmmmmm, you're very good!" Her throaty humming approval
made me wonder if she was talking about my detective work or my
creamy hands coating the sides of her lush body.
Keeping my mind on business, I continued reporting my findings
that were detailed on the floppy that I brought as part of my report
so far. "Conversely going the other way in searching your
husband's trail to try to find clues as to where he disappeared, I
discovered through searching old credit card billings in the six
months before he disappeared that he spent a lot of money in
shops that specialize in women's apparel."
Turning to look at me, she half-raised the side of her body slightly
off of the chair so that the mashed inner-tube looking breast
quickly expanded back into a more normal half-grapefruit shape. I
saw just a momentary glimpse of dark flesh that I knew had to be
the nipple's aureole "That was correct. But most of that money was
spent on me. He liked buying expensive designer clothes and
matching jewelry for me and seeing me dressed in his new
purchases. I know that he bought me at least a couple hundred
thousand dollars of new clothes in the six months before he left
me. Would you mind putting some lotion on my derriere while
your hands are already covered with lotion?"
Richard tried to answer for me. IS THE POPE CATHOLIC? IS THE
WATER WET? DO I WANT TO RUB MY HANDS OVER HER
BEAUTIFUL ASS?
Taking one knee-step to the side so that I was centered over her
tanned mounds of cellulite-free derriere, I felt the drops of sweat on
my forehead increasing so that one lone drop trickled down my
nose, hung for a second, then fell onto that perfect ass where it
was instantly blended with the light coating of perspiration coating
her body. As I poured the creamy white liquid thickly onto my
hands again, I stared at her slightly spread legs and was able to
visually confirm that anyone eating her pussy would never get
hairs in their mouth. Yeah, she had the cutest waxed pussy that
I've ever seen.
From the corner of my vision, I sensed that her head was turned so
that she was looking at me. Glancing back at her and trying to
wipe the smile from my face, I tried to act as if it was normal for
me to slap thick copious handfuls of creamy lotion on every one of
my employer's asses. So talking business to her while Richard was
screaming STICK YOUR FINGER DEEP INSIDE HER, I told her
about my suspicions. "I think that your husband has changed his
name and is going by another name now as well using as a
different social security number. The only way that a person
disappears so completely is if they are dead or using other
identification."
Turning her head so that her chin was resting on her crossed
palms and she was staring straight ahead, she spread her legs a
little more as if she was silently telling me to "put lotion on
anything that you can see". Her voice purred as she thought about
my assumption. "I also suspected that Greg was going by another
name. But that was only after I thought about his cross-dressing
and his desire to transform himself into a woman. Once when I
threatened to leave him unless he told me everything about his
'other life', he told me that he had a net name of Monica Taborski.
Yeah, he told me he had established some e-mail accounts listed in
that name. Sorry that I didn't include that in my text file of facts
about him but I had blotted that discussion out of my mind until
just now. Please put plenty of lotion on me and don't let any sense
of false modesty stop you from making sure that I'm heavily coated
with lotion. I don't want to get burnt and some parts of my body
are more sensitive than others."
Richard was screaming that he knew which body parts were the
most sensitive. Because of Richard's thoughts filling my brain with
his rambling, I vaguely remember her saying the name "Monica
Taborski". Richard was screaming so loudly that I couldn't hear
anything but the pounding in my temples as I stared at the
puckered shaved lips between her legs. How can anything that
ugly be so damn pretty?
Just looking at her wonderful shaved pussy, I knew that Richard
was going to get a heavy workout as soon as I got somewhere
private. Taking her words at heart that she wanted lotion
everywhere, I tested the waters by gently spreading her ass cheeks
with one hand while pushing a thick coating of lotion down her
crack. I fought the urge to slip my slick finger down into her tight
anal crack to see how far I could push her explicit guidance.
Trying to pretend that my mind was on business, I heard my voice
crack as if I was a teenage boy going through puberty. "Monica
Taborski? I'll also look for that name or variations of that name. I
noticed in that report that he has no next of kin except for you
because of the marriage. I see that you were married in one of
those walk-in chapels in Las Vegas. I would have guessed that you
would have been married in a big church wedding."
"Ummm, that feels so good. Be a dear and put it on thick there.
That part of my body always feels so dry because the toilet paper
removes the natural oils needed to prevent skin rash. Yes, it was a
walk-in chapel. We both thought that I was pregnant and we
wanted to have the license before any baby came along. It was a
miscarriage. Neither of us have any families so it was a wedding
just for our benefit and the law."
Being asked to repeatedly thrust a slick finger up and down a
beautiful woman's crack was the best gift that I ever received in my
life. Even better than when Dad bought me my first used car when
I turned sixteen. Spreading her cheeks so that I could make sure
that I was doing it right, I made sure that I rubbed a copious
amount of thick liquid the whole length of her beautiful crack. She
certainly wasn't going to have to worry about skin rash while I'm in
her employ.
"Ummmmm, your finger feels so good. Ummmm, you know that
feels so erotic that I think that I've just discovered a new turn-on. I
think that when I select a new lover, that I'm going to ask him to
rub plenty of lotion on my ass as part of our foreplay. Ummmm, I
could let you do that all day but I know that you are a busy man.
What else have you discovered?"
I knew that she was talking about my investigation into her
missing husband. But Richard was screaming that he had lots of
things to tell her that I had discovered. I was enjoying this as much
as she was enjoying it. And when she told me that she wanted her
next lover to do this to her, I though that a very intensive
throbbing Richard was going to rip through two layers of cloth.
Accepting her suggestion that I should let my hands move on to
other parts of her body, I reluctantly eased my finger out of her
crack and watched it close up like a Venus flytrap. "Well, I've been
trying to determine how he's living. Normally when a rich person
plans to walk off and start a new life, they transfer money to other
accounts so that they can continue to live a decent life. Looking at
the history of your bank accounts, I see a lot of expenditures but
all of the money transfers appear to be legitimate expenses. How is
he living without working?"
Giggling as if something just struck her as being funny, she
laughed a husky laugh that reminded me of an old high school
girlfriend. I had just claimed her virginity and we were still in the
back seat of my old car when she laughed a husky laugh as if
something was very funny but that she wouldn't share with me as
if I didn't understand. Tanya's laugh had that same mysterious
sexy quality to it. "Working? A pretty woman like me never has to
work hard except to do what it takes to look good for her man. If
Greg found himself a rich daddy who liked skinny cross-dressing
men, Greg would never have to work either. Don't forget to put
some lotion on my taint."
For a beautiful woman, she was also very smart. I hadn't
considered that the reason that I wasn't finding any traces of Greg
was because someone else was supporting him. Men are supposed
to support themselves and I hadn't really considered that potential
yet. After all, having an in-depth knowledge of cross-dressing
men's habits isn't one of my strong points, thank god. Analyzing
her words, I suddenly realized that I didn't know what she meant
by "taint".
"Pardon? 'Taint?' I'm not familiar with that term."
"Why Detective Marlowe. I thought that you were a street-wise ex-
cop. Taint is the narrow area between my two body cavities. It
'taint' pussy and it 'taint' ass."
My hand was shaking as I poured the lotion onto my hand. I knew
that I couldn't control my fingertips if I got that close to her shaved
pussy. I knew. I knew. I knew.
Then I did it. I placed a heavily coated finger on her Taint. She
moaned a low throaty growl as if she was a tiger purring for me. I
started to say something suggestive such as "my nose makes a
good lotion spreader" but then I remembered that my dear old dad
once told me that when things are going great to remember to keep
my mouth shut. Right now things were the best that I had ever
experienced in my raggedy old life.
Her lower body was absolutely devoid of hair, which I assumed
that meant frequent trips to a salon specializing in that function. I
knew that she waxed instead of shaving because there wasn't any
stubble and instantly made a mental note to consider that as a
second career if I couldn't make a go out of this detective business.
And that 'taint' was just as soft as a baby's skin.
"Detective Marlowe, what do you plan to do next?"
Richard almost caused me to answer FUCK YOU but I shook my
head to shake some common sense back into my brain. "I suppose
that I need to start concentrating on trying to find people that he
might have been communicating with at that time to see if they
worked out an arrangement. He had to have someplace to go and
something to do. You stated in some of the notes that you gave me
that life was good between the two of you and that you hadn't had
any disagreements prior to his disappearance. He had to have
some reason for leaving on that date and some place to go where
he could disappear without a trace."
I was rubbing my fingertip coated with lotion against her 'taint'