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I know it's a little dated, but read it anyway.
Crossdresser's Placement Agency
By Ricky
With apologies to those of you who weren't around to listen
to radio in the sixties, I'll start this with a famous
quote. In the immortal words of the Chicken Man: "They're
everywhere, they're everywhere." Crossdressers, that is. In
the last week everywhere I look I see a crossdresser, right
out there in public.
First there was the color coordinated Dennis Rodman with
green hair and white wedding dress. Then I was cruising
through my local megagrocery store, the one with the film
lab in the front, and stopped to check out their picture of
the week. Usually it's a cute little kid or kitten of
something wholesome like that, but this week it was a guy
in wig, hot pants and a couple of round somethings stuffed
under his T-shirt. Returning home I pick up the paper and
Ann Landers has her second column this month devoted to
crossdressing, and most of the letters are positive. I went
to a concert on Saturday night and the singer does a song
with a verse about visiting her neighbor Joe, but since
he's wearing a dress today she'll call him Stephanie, and
everything's cool in suburbia. Then there are the movies,
it seems every male actor in Hollywood is lining up to do
their next movie in drag. The new issue of MAD came today
and what do I see but Luke Skywalker in garters and Chewie
in a low cut dress, which makes me feel a whole lot better
about my body hair after seeing Chewie in drag. What's
going on here? Are we about to hit the big time and become
acceptable?
It was thinking about the movies that gave me the answer.
Remember way back to 2001: A Space Odyssey, when every
other scene featured some mundane commercial product in
futuristic form? There are agents who spend all their lives
trying to get their product on camera in the hopes you will
drink the same hooch or drive the same car the star is
using on screen. With diligent research I have discovered
what's happening. The American Lingerie Manufacturers has
hired a big time Hollywood placement agency. In the hopes
of doubling their product sales overnight they have
contracted to place crossdressers before the public in the
hopes every man on the planet will get an irresistible
subliminal urge to start wearing bra and panty sets.
By George, wouldn't you like to eavesdrop on the agent?
Let's use a suitably androgynous name like "Bernie". I'll
leave the details of clothing, underwear and padding to
your imagination. Since the Fashion Gods have decreed that
cigars are no longer smelly, cancer causing, evil and
disgusting, we can be politically correct in imagining our
agent leaning back in an enormous chair, telephone in one
hand and cigar in the other, with a client on the line. It
might go something like this:
"Good morning, George, how's life in the Big Yellow Box?
Say, George, now that Santa is done with Dennis and you
have your corporate feet wet in our lifestyle I got a
couple ideas for you. You know how Kodak likes to stress
the true to life color of your film? Well, look, I got more
than a few clients that tend to be rather colorful, both in
dress and lifestyle. What better way to point up the color
quality of your product than a spread on my people?"
"Oh. Sure, George, I understand. After Dennis a study of
stained glass church windows is just the thing for balance.
I tried, George, just remember when Fugi starts their next
campaign. My people use an awful lot of film, you know..."
"Georgie baby, good to hear from ya. Listen, Georgie, I
just saw your re-release and it was great, I gotta thank
you for including one of my people in the bar scene. It's a
natural, Georgie, truly a natural. Say what? Well, of
course my clients are not purely natural, I gotta admit
that, but come on, this is the 90s and you're showing the
23rd century or some such. The future belongs to my people.
Listen Georgie, I got this idea, it's terrific. Next time
you do a film where Harrison has to disguise himself what
say you hire some of my people as script consultants. I
guarantee no one will recognize him when we get done!"
"Hello, George, what can I do for you. How's it feel to own
a winning team after all these years? Oh, I'm sorry to hear
that. Well, you gotta admit the strike did screw up fan
loyalty. Listen, George, I think I can solve your problems.
Now, don't get me wrong, but the action in baseball is
kinda slow, you gotta supply something to keep the fans
interested while they're waiting for the next pitch. Look,
you provide the uniforms and I'll get a dozen or so of my
people as cheerleaders for the team before the next season
starts. In New York it will be a natural!
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