Practice Makes Pervert
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Practice Makes Perfect Coffee isn’t really my thing. I say that a lot, and it’s mostly true, even though I stop to pick up a latte on my way to work, every day, at the same coffee shop. Sometimes I sit in the coffee shop on the weekend too, just to get out of the house while I work on a few things, using their wireless connection. But really, I’m not big on coffee. I guess it’s easy to think otherwise, but I never have more than one a-day. Well, two a day, at most. The best thing about...
Straight Sex“Bye, Karen” “Bye, Karen” “Bye, guys. See you at the dorm.” “Hello Karen. Mind if I sit here?” “I’m sorry. I’ve forgotten your name.” “It’s Jeff. How you doin’?” “Jeff? ... Wait a minute. You’re the pervert from Davis Hall.” “Hardly a pervert. Now, if I’d been attracted to your elbow...” “What’s wrong with my elbow?” “Nothing. Quite a nice looking elbow, as elbows go. But being sexually attracted to your elbow would be a perversion. Being sexually attracted to your hips, on the other...
The door slammed at about 10 pm. A little early for Heather to be home on a non-school night. Other than the shout from Dad about not slamming the door the only sound was Heather's feet stomping up the stairs. She glared at me as she walked by my bedroom. This was odd, too. Heather never glared at me. She was usually nice to me, or ignored me. Something was up. I wondered if I should ask. Maybe I was better off minding my business. When I heard slamming drawers and shoes flying next door I...
Every day I would take the bus to go home from school, one day a very nice old man started talking to me telling me, we were neighbours and if I did not mind having tea with him, , I say ok! but not today,I had to go to my maths teacher today, I told him, tomorrow if you wait for me we can have tea, the next day as I was taking the bus, he was waiting for me, near the house we sat and while we were having tea he started telling me about him, he was a Bulgarian, his wife passed away and a few...
"So Anna King is giving Kevin Black blowjobs every day after school. He follows her home and she sucks him off. Do you believe it?" "Well, she's kinda slutty, in a way. But Kevin's kinda cute." "I used to think that you would blow on a guy's dick. You know, blow your breath on it. What did I know. I'm still not exactly sure and all." "You could always ask Anna." "You need someone to practice on, that's all." "Sure, let's put an ad on 'Craig's List'. 'Boy wanted by...
Practice Makes Pervert Part IV Terry and Cindy, their faces slick with each others cum, rolled out of the sixty-nine position they had been in and looked up at the end of the bed where Sue, David/Cindy's mother was just finishing her own hard cum. When Sue pulled her two fingers out of her pussy, she shivered as they crossed her clit. She had cum strongly as she watched her son and his best friend eat each others cocks. Now though she had a decision to make....
With a sigh you thread your finger through the d-ring at the top of my hood, pulling me off your she-cock. You bring your face down to mine and you look into my eyes. "I know you'd never sucked cock before you met me, and you are doing better than you once did, but you have no rhythm as you suck my she-cock.""I am sorry Mistress, I am trying my hardest," I say barely concealing my disappointment in my failure."I know boy -- you try hard, but you need much more practice, and I am not sure I can...
Angelica pulled at my boy short panties with a nonchalance that suggested we did this all the time. But, it was actually only the second one, after our practice for this, um, performance I suppose. I lifted my butt off the bed to help her while keeping a straight expression and my eyes locked on the computer screen, mainly cuz I didn't know what else to do. Her hands slipped and the elastic snapped back at my thigh. I fought the urge to say to our online audience "We are new at this." I make...
I had an interview later on that day and I was so un-prepared so took the usual notes in that I had previously used when interviewing potential candidates over the past week. I’m in my office when in walks this stunning 30 something. I cast my eyes over her quickly as to not look like the pervert I really am and watch her take a seat opposite me. It is late October and the weather outside was very cold and with the amount of layers Julie was wearing gave a wrong view of her size.“Do you mind if...
Last year I got married and this is a little story about our honeymoon. It was kind of a short honeymoon – only two nights – because my husband is in the military and was just on leave for a short time. So, we booked a real nice suite in Birmingham, Alabama, which is the closest city to the little podunk town that we live in.Up until our honeymoon our sex life had always been very soft and romantic. Lots of hugging and kissing and regular missionary sex. There was some oral sex too. But it was...
Practice Makes It PerfectBy: Londebaaz Chohan Joseph and Irene had difficulty but they finally found the address. They had known Nick for some time, Nick was more into ‘Alternative’ lifestyle and as a Master owned some slave girls. These days he had only one. Nick was also into throwing a lot of play parties but he preferred to throw ‘by invitation only parties’ and tonight’s party was by invitation only. Joe and Irene were together for some years but still had an open relationship. They were...
So, Vicky came over to Chloe's the next day and went to see Ethan. "Oh, hi, Vicky. Are you here to see me?" "Ha, ha, you want a blowjob, don't you?" "Oh, yeah, would you?" "Well, maybe. My friends want to know if you would judge another blowjob contest. Like the last one." "Oh, god, yes, when, now, I'd do it anytime." "I'll let you know. In the meantime, I'll practice on you if you want." Instantly, Ethan's pants and briefs are around his ankles and Vicky is sucking...
I knew exactly what was going on, Mom and Dad were having sex, and it sounded as sex should, passionate and dirty.It was the later that stirred my own inner feelings, hearing my mother beg for it, it's hard to find the words for it, perhaps I have something inside me that she has passed on, but it triggered a response I know most girls my age would find repulsive, I got up and watched them.From my previous recollections, most of you who read my accounts will already know I come from a sexually...
Lucky Pervert by Peeping Thom (mff, mF teens, 1st, ped and inc) Author’s note. This is my first foray into erotic fiction for a number of years and it is also the first story I have submitted to this forum. This is the story of how some harmless flirting, an abundance of teenage hormones and a friend’s older sister lead to not only my loss of virginity but her younger sister’s as well. The events recounted here took place in the mid 1980s, a time when people still felt safe leaving their doors...
I am such a pervert. Yes, this is going thru my mind as I fantasize about me sharing my wife (Liv) with another man. People probably would kick me out of this town if they knew how much this desire overwhelms me. I am definitely not trying to make her a slut or anything. It is more of a desire of me wanting to give her the utmost pleasure a husband can give to his spouse. Here is an example. My darling wife bought me a pair of lounge pants for X-mas and I was wearing them last night. I said,...
My Little Girl is a Pervert Mistress Lisa became owner of my life a week ago when she showed me that she had caught me fucking someone who was not her mother. So my dear little girl, who had turned 18 only a few weeks earlier, beat the hell out of me and then used me… well you can read about that in “My Little Girl is Responsible” The second Thursday went down this way….. ===================== Lisa or, I mean Mistress Lisa met me at the door to our home. I walked past her and put my...
This story happened when I was a lot younger. It was when I was in my late teens and for a guy had a real sexy, muscular body. I had spent the summer working out because I wasn't able to find a job. I'm thin and tall, but the summer work out sessions (weights, squats, pull-ups, sprints, etc.) had made my body quite defined. My arms were cut, I had nice abs and my thighs and butt were muscular. I sometimes would get the eye from gay men or possible bisexual types. I was even propositioned that...
Little tranny for old pervertThere is little time I narrated my past adventures on Xhamster, well this time it will be hot at all .. all crisp .. If so sworn. It happened not later that there was 15 days.I do not hide I'm bisexual and love as the amorous jousts with men than women. I also like the transsexuals and trav .. There was a long time that I had not played with one of these wonderful creatures. And this weekend I was lucky. I always trolling on the internet and sometimes it takes me...
I have been trying to figure out what to share with you today. I have so many experiences, that are all true mind you, that I have a tough time choosing which one to share. This is the fourth post to my blog. I will try to make it exciting for you to read. By the time that I had been jacking off in public in front of girls for a few years I was kinda getting bored. Not to say that I wasnt getting excited anymore but I had been using the same places and ways of being caught that I thought it was...
I am such a pervert. Yes, this is going thru my mind as I fantasize about me sharing my wife (Liv) with another man. People probably would kick me out of this town if they knew how much this desire overwhelms me. I am definitely not trying to make her a slut or anything. It is more of a desire of me wanting to give her the utmost pleasure a husband can give to his spouse. Here is an example. My darling wife bought me a pair of lounge pants for X-mas and I was wearing them last night. I said,...
First TimeI'm a bit of a pervert, there no end of the naughty things I forced my lovely wife to do. It helps that she has this problem with drink, give her a couple of strong ones and she anybody's. We met while at College; I was attracted to her immediately, a well built young girl with a lovely smile. We hit it off and soon we were an item. I was on a 'sandwich' course from my work, so by comparison with other students, I had plenty of money and even drove my own car. The advantages of this became...
Practice Makes Perfect Coffee isn’t really my thing. I say that a lot, and it’s mostly true, even though I stop to pick up a latte on my way to work, every day, at the same coffee shop. Sometimes I sit in the coffee shop on the weekend too, just to get out of the house while I work on a few things, using their wireless connection. But really, I’m not big on coffee. I guess it’s easy to think otherwise, but I never have more than one a-day. Well, two a day, at most. The best thing about...
Practice Makes Pervert III By David Terry Dr. Tom Ryan woke up Sunday morning to the smell of coffee, the sound of his wife quietly singing and with a very strong morning erection. Reaching down to adjust his stiff cock into a more comfortable position, his hand felt soft silky material covering his manhood instead of his normal cotton boxers. As he raised the bedcovers and saw the shimmering silver gray chemise covering his chest and the matching tap pants tented with his...
"Hi, Emma," Eli greeted when his younger sister came home. He only looked away from his videogame long enough to verify it was her. "Hi, Eli." Her brother was two years older. Eli immediately knew something was wrong. His sister looked happy and perky instead of moody and annoying. "What's up?" "I've decided to join the Practice Squad when they have sign-ups." Hearing that was enough to make him pause the game. "You can't do that!" "Why not?" "Because ... because you're...
Am I perverted?Discussions and comments on what follows now are expressly encouragedA few days ago a user left the comment: You are perverted. Unfortunately, she didn't discuss this further, so I don't know what she spoke to in my profile or whether she found me and my passions generally perverse.Am I perverted?What is perverse or a perversion? Wikipedia calls it a quote: denotes a turning into the sick or abnormal or such a feeling and behavior.Now I ask myself, am I morbidly or abnormally...
"Ooops!" Sandy said as she retreated into the hall, "I thought you were still in bed." Bob was seated at the kitchen table with his back to the hallway door. At the sound of his cousin's voice he turned. "Still in bed," he asked, "At 9:30 ... why would you think that?" Sandy was mostly hidden behind the door frame. "Well uh ... your bedroom door was closed, so I just assumed -" Bob's parents had recently relocated to another city and Bob had moved in with Sandy, (his cousin), and...
The sun was very bright in a perfectly blue sky on the first day of fall. It was cold. The sort of cold that a lot of people call ‘crisp’ like it isn’t just another way of saying cold. Humid air, but cold enough that it feels dry.Classes were still a few days away at St. Xi Feng’s, but they were right around the corner. Ivy was nervous. New schools always meant trouble for her. She swore it wasn’t her fault, but regardless of whether she deserved the blame, trouble did follow her. She had oft...
College SexThe sun was very bright in a perfectly blue sky on the first day of fall. It was cold. The sort of cold that a lot of people call ‘crisp’ like it isn’t just another way of saying cold. Humid air, but cold enough that it feels dry.Classes were still a few days away at St. Xi Feng’s, but they were right around the corner. Ivy was nervous. New schools always meant trouble for her. She swore it wasn’t her fault, but regardless of whether she deserved the blame, trouble did follow her. She had oft...
College Sex“I'm not sure about this...” she said, her voice hesitant, lacking any of its normal fire. “You said I was your precious comrade of the Hidden Leaf Village. If that is true, why don't you trust me?” came a reply, booming from the darkness beyond the huge bars. “This isn't about trust!!” she shouted back, glaring into the darkness and waving her arms angrily. Realizing she had exposed herself, the sexy blonde immediately snapped her arms back to their former positions and turned her...
" be back tomorrow mom" she yelled up the stairs. "Like she cares" Jenna said to herself when she hadn't heard a response. She grew up with her mom ,and she used the title lightly. Ever since she could remember it was her for herself. She met her best friend Liz in the third grade and rather spend time with her and her "normal" family anyday. Jenna slammed the door behind her as she made her way over to Liz's house four blocks over. When she finally arrived she was greeted by...
Those days you lived in a shoebox. You often thought about moving to a bigger, nicer apartment in a cleaner, quieter neighborhood, but you somehow never got around to it. Plus, you could walk to work – theoretically, at least. Also, your lack of funds and your (probably unhealthy) fixation on that independent coffee place right down the road may have had something to do with it.The building you called yours had apparently been designed by some allegedly fancy architect in the 80s who thought it...
VoyeurThat Pervert! You know that feeling when you’re just up for a quick wank and nothing else. You just don’t want to have a care in the world and you just want to let it all out in one fell swoop. If only there was a site that offers easy and fast to consume porn content that you can jack off to in a jiffy and get it done with. Well, there actually is a site exactly like that and it’s called ThatPervert.com. This site specializes in presenting bite-sized porn pieces that you can use in whichever...
Funny Porn SitesAre you pervert enough for Pervert Tube? Unfortunately, that isn’t a trick question: while most of you might eagerly line up for some fresh free fap fodder, thinking you’re hardcore to the core when it comes to porn, there are some sites meant for only for the true deviates. I admit that I slap the word “pervert” around like it applies to every Tom, Dick, and Harry shaking their hairy dicks at naked girls on the internet, but the folks at PervertTube take it to another level.This isn’t your...
Scat Porn SitesPervert Tube Premium sounds like it’d be right up my alley, certainly more than something as generic sounding as YouTube. “You” can be damn near anybody, but we already know the video-sharing giant excludes perverts. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been banned from YouTube just for trying to share some of my adventures, but I get the feeling I’m not going to get the boot from this joint. In fact, I might just feel right at home.Of course, there’s the matter of just what kind of porn...
Scat Porn SitesThis storey relates to me and a time when my life was so good, that I thought o would put pen to paper and tell you good folks about an incident that happened to me back when I was being used by dirty old men for there gratification.Ive told you all before about the 2 dirty old men that used me in various positions and the like over a 3 year period that I would never change in my life and is something im quite thankful for, well this incident is a follow on from them stories and involves the...
It was during summer vacation of what would be my sophomore year at college that I landed a job with a road construction crew in Elizabeth, New Jersey. My job was simplicity itself; I held a Stop sign to halt oncoming traffic while the rest of the crew worked on repairing the road. I had myself the greatest tan ever that summer; but more importantly, I also had my first serious sexual experiences. The July heat would find our crew at the Jolly Roger, with me getting soused on cheap red wine....
Dr. Tom Ryan had just cum. His cock, which should have gone soft, had not. Tom knew it was because moments after shooting his seed into his wife's mouth, she had pulled the sheer white, ruffled panties up his legs and settled them into place about his waist. It was not just the panties that made him remain hard. It was the stiff petticoats of the maid's outfit brushing against the panties ruffles. It was the tight long line corset, squeezing and molding his body and the dark...
Who was this girl? Just minutes ago, Missy was giving me an incredible blowjob. Now she was casually reminding me to make sure I turned over to balance out my tan lines as she sipped from her glass of water like nothing had happened. I was looking straight up at a nearly perfect sky for a September weekend day, feeling the warmth from the sun beating down on me. Three months ago, I was playing dress-up with this girl as a dare and somehow it had progressed to being her little sex project. Part...
CrossdressingOf course, Natalie and Julia know what they are doing with Ethan, and Chloe knows what she is doing with her brother, and Vicky knows of her fun with Ethan, but they only vaguely suspect all the attention that Ethan is getting from them all. There are little clues, just no direct evidence. Chloe is the one to broach the subject. "Are you three still fooling around with Ethan?" "Why do you ask?" poses Vicky. "Well, I have an idea but only if you three are still doing stuff with...
Julie and Natalie are best friends, often hanging out together, and often (always, really) talking about sex and the one penis each has seen. And, indeed, sucked on. So, Ethan is often an object of their discussions and desires. "We ought to kidnap Ethan and suck him to death," Julie says to Natalie. "At least I know you're kidding, Julie. But he'd probably be happy to die that way. I wish I'd won so I could have gone all the way to making him cum." "Yeah, god, his sister, of all...
It arouses me just to think of having sex with someone other than my wife and I do it any chance I get. I guess I should mention that my wife and I have an understanding. The reason I married her is because she's insecure and will do what it takes to please me. She understands that when I'm out I don't have to explain where I was and even why it took me so long to get home. If she disagrees with this, then she knows where the door is. Otherwise, she's a good cook, great at cleaning...
Junior year Summer had finally ended and it was back to school for junior year. I was excited to see all my friends and all my favorite girls every day. Walking through the halls was just a festival of hugs and kisses and stories of what everyone did over the summer. There were some exciting stories too! It turns out I wasn’t the only one who had such an amazing summer. On the other hand, being back in school meant that I didn’t get to spend as much time with my girlfriend Jamie. Jamie went to...
My name is Wesley Barron. I am 20 years old, 5'11, 155 pounds with dishwater blonde hair and brown eyes. Most people would consider me average looking. I just finished my sophomore year of college and was back home for the summer. I am majoring in history and plan on going to law school. I have a 4.0 GPA. I am also a loner who does not do well in social situations. I had a couple of good friends in high school, but they went to different colleges, and we only get caught up on breaks. I returned...
After months of trial and error, Ryan has finally done it. He achieved the secrets of invisibility into an elixir that he created. He decides to experiment it on himself right away. At first, there was no reaction after drinking it. He thought there was something wrong. He looked into the mirror, then his hands, legs, body and face slowly started fading away. There was a delay effect, it took about 10 seconds for him to turn completely Invisible. All he could see now is a empty clothing...
You are Zeb, a young man who finds himself wandering aimlessly across the countryside that used to be known as the United States before the Great War and the onset of the Dark Ages. You were raised in the slave camps in the East, where you worked in the ore mines, but you escaped and you are currently making your way westward on foot via one of the huge concrete freeways of old. You are not particularly intelligent and you possess merely average looks. In fact, the only thing that really sets...
Patti was really nice bitch Break up happen by my stupidity and missing some little detail, what I forgot it could be harmful.We were together some times already but we didn't live in one town. Big distance made we could meet weekends only. Not each weekend but quite regular way. But young bloke needs good hard fucking very often, or even lick nice pussy for some blow job. It was normal for me that if girl who I was with wasn't in my area and I knew no shagging in that time, I was in the web...
This happened to me quite some time ago and i would like to share this experince with you.Firstly i was back then a gangly teenager,with what i would call an average size cock,around where we lived at the top of our road used to be situated houses that were divided into 2 flats one up one down,for the older generation il call it,my friends and i were always playing football around the streets, and one particular evening the ball was kicked half way up the road,so i went to fetch it upon...
I might be thrown in jail for what I have done. I pray I never get found out. My career would be ruined.I'm a 41 year old criminal defense attorney. I love what I do. Most of my work is in the criminal world where I meet people of all types. It can get a bit seedy at times-you might say I've become tainted-but I love helping people out of tight jams, and sticking it to the man. Nothing pleases me more than getting charges reduced for someone facing serious jail time or better yet, the thrill of...
I am in the middle of an incredible experience. There are two players involved, and both are creating this post.I had the pleasure and honor to make two presentations at a professional conference today. A beautiful mature lady (I'll call her "Granny") was seated in the front row, stage right. She sported a great whitish-blond short haircut that nicely framed a perfectly groomed and shaped face. Huge hazel eyes and a winning smile.During the first session, she was very actively participative. I...
The only reason homo sapien leaped in evolution and survive to this day is mating instincts. OK, and meat(protein) We are programmed to seek young, healthy females from first ovulation. Look within any tribes, that still exist, untouched by modern society and this holds true.Ancient Greece, Girls married when they were about 15. Marriages were arranged for them and often their husband was much older than them in Roman Middle Ages,In upper class families girls married as young as 12 and boys as...
Kristen thought to herself as she crept down the hallway, moving closer to the soft moans coming from the guest bedroom. It was almost three in the morning, and Kristen, clad in her flimsy powder blue nightie kept fighting the urge to peek. Images of being caught peeking in flashed into her mind, the outrage of her friends, the embarrassment of it. But other images flashed too. Of passionate, wriggling bodies, of glistening skin, a hard cock, swaying testicles, sensual legs spread wide...
This story is real only the peoples names have been changed for privacy. Also if you have not read the first two installments of this series please do otherwise it will not make much sense. Several weeks after being at Ashley's vacation house and filming our sexual expedition her mom was planning on going back for another three day weekend she had off of work. Her husband David was going to be out of town for work and their son was spending that weekend at his friend's house so they could do...
MILFPracticeBy: Londebaaz Chohan Although Rosie did not have a good experience and it was pretty painful when she was ass fucked for the first time but still she enjoyed it. It was just being inexperienced of the whole process which made her think many times if being ass fucked was for her. Her ass did not feel normal for many days after being fucked and every time she thought to get her ass fucked again, she could feel her ring squeeze and sphincter getting tightened but she knew George, her lover...
Amanda was nervous. She had saved her virginity for the "right" guy to come along and tonight, she will be giving it up. Christopher was the perfect boyfriend. Although more experienced that she was, he was such a gentleman when Amanda had said she'd like to wait until the "right moment", until she was sure that she was ready to make love to him. He had lovingly obliged. She couldn't take it any longer. Her anxiety was eating her alive. She wasn't sure if she would be able to satisfy...
Lesbian"Good morning!" , I heard my mother's voice. "Mornin'" I groaned, eyes half open and still groggy. Last night had been a mess. I went out to meet a few friends and came hope drunk, something that neither my wife, nor my mother liked. Since both women kept a close watch on me, it was hard to escape their wrath. Gina was furious. "MOTHERFUCKER!", she yelled."I TOLD YOU TO NOT GET drunk OUTSIDE" "Huh", I grunted, trying to sit on the couch and missing it, landing on the carpet, on my butt. Gina...
It was a beautiful Saturday late afternoon. I was done with all the things I had to do around the house. My wife was gone for the weekend and I was feeling a bit bored. I thought I would take a shower, shave and pull out the makeup and see if I could do myself any justice in looking passable. Many attempts before had failed, but I was getting a little better each time.I got out of the shower and was nice and clean, smooth from head to toe and went to the bedroom and pulled on a pair of my...
CrossdressingThe carriage was almost empty as I joined the last train home. I got in and took a seat, not really paying attention to those few passengers in the compartment, I was dead beat, a mixture of tiredness and drink, and a couple of stimulants, which earlier on were stimulating, but now were making me drowsy and detached. The train pulled away from the platform, it would take just over an hour to get to my stop, so I snuggled down and closed my eyes, sleep finally taking over my wracked body, as the...