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THE EQUALS I don't know why we decided upon Latin America. It just seemed to be one of the few things Julia and I agreed upon of late. I'm sure it was the mystique of the continent that appealed to both of us - the undeveloped feel of the place, the hills and wide open spaces; and the time difference that wrenched us out of reach of the instant demands of European business culture simply seemed to seal the deal. As soon as I saw the package I called Julia to check her thoughts, and I booked it all over the internet as a belated thirtieth birthday treat for us both. The holiday was to be six weeks of total detachment with only a LandRover to get us from A to B, and a thread of hotel bookings linking several thousand miles. This seemed just right the way to get us away from our daily lives, and to spend time rebuilding our relationship. Following a very relaxing business class flight we landed in Venezuela and excitedly picked the LandRover up from the Hertz lot at the Airport. It stood proudly in its bay, a gleaming hunk of seriously tough metal that would get us safely through whatever nature chose to throw at us. After completing the paperwork and reading the maps it was early evening before we headed off for the first of many hotels that would form the constant links of our journey. I mentioned that the destination was one of the few things we seemed to agree upon lately, and I suppose this was the real reason for such a grand gesture. The truth was that Julia and I and been together for the last seven years and whilst we still loved each other deeply, everything we seemed to do of late seemed to thoroughly piss each other off. We were living in each others pockets and frankly annoyed the ass off each other because of it, and to compound this due to work commitments our sex life had been almost non existent for a few months, and I seemed to walk around all the time with a hard-on and an angry mood. She on the other hand seemed to delight in refusing my requests for more intimacy making the situation almost intolerable. Consequently I thought an expensive get away from it all trip was exactly what we needed, and the fact that we both hit milestone birthdays within a few months of each other provided the perfect excuse for such an indulgence. I hoped that this would be the chance to get back on track and re-discover each other. All went fine until about five days into our journey. I had been so impressed by the 4 x 4 we hired that I persuaded Julia that we should take a detour into the hills - just a day - but a day of serious off the beaten track exploring that gave us the chance to see what the average tourist never saw. Inspired by the landscape around us she needed no persuasion, and we set off with only a tourist map to guide us. However, a few hours into the journey I got slightly lost (like most men I never get completely lost, just pretend that I have lost my bearings a bit for dramatic effect) and we stopped to take on supplies whilst I re read the map. Having re-checked our bearings I was convinced that we were now firmly back on route and I gunned the 4 x 4 down a narrow dirt track as shot towards the nearest town. The LandRover was as responsive and sure- footed as ever, and over several miles of dirt road I found that I could gradually increase my speed without being too concerned about our safety. Feeling almost invincible I rounded a corner at about sixty miles an hour when a gorgeous girl bounced into view at the apex of the bend. I say bounced as my brain registered her fantastic bikini-clad tits before it registered the danger we were in and instructed my brain to hit the brake. The result being that I braked nanoseconds too late and I felt her glance across the front of the truck. There was a nasty dull thud as she hit the front of the truck and I saw here ricochet off into foliage at the side of the road. As I instinctively looked back over my shoulder to see where she went. As I did so I felt an even bigger thud, as we ploughed headlong into a tree. At the point of impact I blacked out. I don't really know how long I blacked out for - but it was a terrible experience. I had dropped a few tabs of acid in my student days, and my black out felt like one very long fucked up acid trip, a collage of fragmented reality interspersed by flashbacks and disjointed memories. Very nauseating. It felt like I had been out for days. Although it could have been months or even years. I really had no idea. Blink. Did I really blink? Yes I was coming round. At last I could consciously feel the environment around me, and more importantly feel part of it therefore I felt certain I was coming back into the real world again. However, whilst my mind seemed to be functioning well my body was totally numb. This left me feeling detached and very much living inside my own head; looking up at the ceiling above me for any signals that would tell me where I was. No such luck. All I saw was a clinically white expanse of ceiling. I must have dozed off again, and I came too with the unmistakable sensation of a painful erection. For sure my body was no longer totally numb, and I could feel the throb, throb, throb, of blood surging towards my most vital organ. I blanked out again. As a slept all I could feel was the surge of blood pumping through my veins straight to the centre of my body, and as I felt this my hand instinctively slipped down and grabbed the recipient of the supply. It felt huge. I didn't experience the normally comforting feeling I had when I had my dick in my hand but a real feeling of omnipotence - I felt that that I was the most powerful man in the world, and that this huge sword was a testament to my power. In my sleep I could feel myself stroking it. Taking big long strokes that seemed to last for ever. God this was good. What a feeling. If only I was as huge as my mind was telling me I was. These strokes seemed to last for ever and suddenly I connected with the real world again. I instinctively looked down and there to greet me was the biggest penis I had ever seen. I had both hands wrapped around it - on top of each other - and still there was a good couple of inches of shaft that seemed to poke out from the top fist. Shit, this was a real sight to behold. It took me a second to get my bearings and I was still not sure whether I was blanked out and dreaming, or whether what I was seeing was real. But the throb between my hands seemed real enough - like the dull thud of distant industrial machinery pumping away underground. I looked down and certainly this monster seemed to be attached to me. At least twelve inches long and as thick as my wrist it looked like it was mine. It was magnificent and I felt so proud to be holding it aloft from my body. I must be dreaming. You don't have a car crash and wake up with a monstrous cock, its simply not possible. Confused I tried to widen my sense of perspective. To focus away from this penis and take in more of my environment - but when I did I felt that it had been a mistake. The head of the penis in front of me was impressive, big, purple, and very smooth and blunt, and moving down I could see it was connected to a thick shaft I estimated to be twelve inches long, buried deep into my groin. But when I traced my groin I was in for a shock. Clean- shaven, it rose from a concave belly slung over beautifully wide and soft hips. From the hips the stomach tapered in to a small ribcage, which was over shadowed by a fabulous pair of flawless tits. Tits for fucks sake. I must still be blacked out. I was dreaming that I had a twelve inch dick and tits, now that was a real acid trip if ever I had experienced one. I slowly moved my hand away from the shaft, and eagerly slipped it up towards the soft mounds of flesh I could see on my chest. Before I got to touch one of the mounds I blacked out again. "Wake up" The command was loud and shrill, and kicked me out of my sleep. I jumped out of bed and as I did I felt a tug to the skin of my chest followed by a good slap to the inside of my right thigh. These sensations both threw me, and it took me a while to get my bearings. Finally when I did I saw before me a largely empty room with only a full length mirror, a TV and DVD player to fill the space. Looking back at me in the mirror I could swear that I saw Julia. Julia with her long blond hair, her beautiful blue eyes, her gorgeous kissable tits, her fantastically flat stomach and her - huge cock? What? It seemed untrue but that's what I saw. Julia exactly as I had seen her the night before the crash but with one unmistakable optional extra. What the hell was going on? As I was contemplating this confusion another command boomed into the room. "Wake up Chris. Put the DVD into the player you've been out too long" "What do you mean" I said. Still not registering why Julia was staring back at me from the mirror, or why my voice seemed several octaves higher. "Put the DVD into the player" the voice re-affirmed in a slow deliberate tone. I decided not to argue and made my way across the floor towards the DVD player, all the time transfixed by Julia's tits that wobbled beautifully in the mirror in front of me. I picked up the DVD and placed it in the tray. It seemed much easier to perform such a delicate operation as my hands felt much smaller than usual. The machine pulled the tray in, and a logo instantly flashed on the screen in front of me. "Welcome to Gentec Enterprises" I don't recollect the exact content of the DVD, but the impact it had on me was totally devastating. We had stumbled into something truly terrible, and it looked like we had paid a high price for what was a random accident. Gentec was a research institute, albeit it a very fucked up one that did work for the security services whilst tucked quietly away in the South American hills. It turned out that the girl we hit had been a subject in an advanced psychological experiment and had literally gone crazy and escaped. As she was dead the doctor on the DVD explained that myself and Julia had taken the place of her and her partner. However, that was not the worst news to be relayed to me, as I sat in front of the scheme effectively watching an infomercial about our new life. Gentec were involved in some real black arts stuff for the security agencies - enabling agents to go deep under cover by allowing them to assume any identity deemed necessary. By careful use of gene treatments, nano technology and state of the art surgery they were able to take trained special forces operatives and literally recreate their bodies to suit the type of cover required. This meant that they could go deep under cover for years. In fact as the DVD explained; you could effectively share the same taxi as your closest relatives without raising even a glimmer of recognition. It seemed the perfect infiltration method other than the fact that their subjects seemed to keep going loco because they could not handle long term what had happened to them. This had prompted Gentec to set up psychological studies now that the genetic methods had been perfected. There was clearly no point in taking some special forces guy, trained at the cost of millions by the US Government, and totally fucking his mind up by turning him into a school girl daughter of a drugs baron, as it cost Uncle Sam dearly. So the psychological conditioning had to be thoroughly researched.. The guy on the DVD said that they had numerous psychological study groups on the go, and were gradually refining their techniques and learning from their mistakes. The DVD then went on to explain the exact reasons behind the state that Julia and myself found ourselves in. We had been destined to be doubles; complete carbon copies of each other and Gentec would monitor how we dealt with the changes and interacted with each other. However, halfway through the treatment one of the psychologists decided that one of the main reasons why the girl we ran into broke down was that by making total copies one partner effectively didn't change at all, meaning that over time the one totally changed became angry that the other didn't understand what they were going through. Also as they no longer adopted traditional male and female roles within the relationship jealously built up, and they often ended up hating each other. So this time whilst I had been completely altered to take on Julia's appearance Julia, like myself, had also been changed. Like me she now had a big dick to contend with. This was apparently designed to give us empathy with each other in that whilst I had totally changed, she too would have to contend with a considerable shift in physical and mental outlook. The DVD ended by explaining that we would have five days with each other before the tests began, and that in thirty minutes a partition in my room would slide back joining both our quarters. With that the message ended and a Gentec logo spun in 3D on the TV screen "Shit" I sat on the bed taking on board all that had been said. It took around five minutes for me to fully compose myself, after which I slowly removed my hands from my face and looked down at myself for the first time with the realization that the gorgeous body I saw in the mirror was going to be my body from now on. I just stared at myself. I couldn't help it. I had always loved Julia's body, to me it was perfection. I only had to look at her getting out of the shower, or changing in the bedroom and she instantly made me horny. She was almost perfectly formed, with a body most women would kill for; and there I was sitting on her perfectly rounded ass, looking down at her beautifully formed breasts, with my hands between her wonderfully silky thighs. Jesus. This was a wet dream moment. I stood up and looked in the full length mirror. I was just gorgeous and I felt very sexy. So sexy that the very second that my hard nipples responded to the view in front of me, my monster cock also sprang into life. I was shocked by this and turned the other way. The cock spoiled the perfection of the body line, and ruined the memory of my beautiful wife's body. Just where her stomach should have dropped into a beautifully slick and kissable "v" a huge penis jutted out. As I stood facing the other way I slowly looked back over my shoulder to the mirror, where I saw Julia's perfect ass staring back at me. The last time I had seen that ass was the night before the accident, when I took her from behind in our hotel suite and felt my dick slide deeply in and out of her as I a ran my hands over her silky smooth behind, and played with her breasts as she crashed her pelvis back towards me with abandon. The memory made me even harder. I was naked and strangely this concerned me more than the fact that I was naked and had Julia's body. This bothered me and I searched through a bedside unit I find only a sports bra and a set of sportswoman's control panties. I put them on not knowing whether to tuck my penis into the panties, or simply to let the bulge sit there. It was weird weighing up which option was best; although I guess Julia was having the same thoughts too. After deciding to 'tuck' (to this day I don't know exactly why, but I suppose I wanted to keep with that beautiful body line) I anxiously paced the room., and in what seemed no time at all the door slid back and I could see Julia sitting on a bed in front of me in an identical room. She had been crying that was for sure. She looked up for a second and her jaw just dropped. "Is that you in there Chris" were her first words. I just nodded. She moved closer, confronted with a mirror image of herself without knowing how to handle it. I just looked back at her recalling both how beautiful she was, and how incongruous the huge penis she now sported looked on her. One fact was inescapable though - we were twins. Total carbon copies of each other. We hugged for ages, drawing strength from each other. Me still shell- shocked about my transformation, and her desperately looking for me to comfort her. She wanted my traditional male support, and yet I felt I couldn't offer it as our nipples rubbed together as we held each other tight. We pulled away and both sat on opposite corners of her bed. Feeling her soft body against mine had left me with a huge hard on, and clearly she felt equally aroused by our embrace. "I can't live with this thing getting in the way" she said at last, "it's absolutely ludicrous and it throbs all the time. I just want to keep sticking it in something. All the time. It's agonizing" I laughed "Well at least you've only gained twelve inches of new flesh. Look at me. I mean I have tits and everything. I mean I actually look like my wife. That is really fucked up." "I suppose we both have to be strong" Julia responded positively "Otherwise we are going to crack" "Agreed. Before we start to intellectualise things I really think we should just cuddle up in bed and get some sleep. I can't devote anymore time to thinking about this today, and I just want to feel that your here if I need you" I replied. Julia nodded. We lay in each others arms for hours and I was experiencing very strange dreams when I was roused from my sleep by something stirring in the bed next to me. I opened one eye and lay still, glancing across at Julia. It was an unbelievable sight. She sat there there totally naked with her huge penis in one hand and her left breast in the other, and was furiously pulling her thick foreskin backwards and forwards. She seemed really turned on. I left it a few seconds and rolled over to face her, and she went bright purple and stopped. "What are you doing?" I asked her with a grin on my face "I told you I hate this thing" she said, "it just won't stop throbbing and its gone so solid it hurts" "Does that make it feel any better?" I asked her. "What do you think. If you had a twelve inch dick wouldn't you feel better after playing with yourself?" "But I do have a twelve inch dick" I replied sarcastically She looked at me and then calmly reached down across my flat stomach. Her small fine boned hand grasping my shaft as she started to pump away on my penis. "Then you tell me. Does that make it feel any better" Oh my god that was a sublime feeling, and as her hand gently pumped up and down the full length of my cock I felt extreme pressure in my balls and I desperately wanted to cum. I moved nearer and kissed her hard as she continued to pleasure me. My hands wandered over her breasts. My mouth dropped down and frantically kissed her nipples, and finally felt my hand drifted down and worked on her equally magnificent organ. "Jesus, that is sooo good" she cried, "so, so good" We continued like this for a while but with organs so big it seemed to take an age to build up momentum, and just as I got in my stride Julia took her hands off my shaft and moved to lick my nipples. "How does that feel? I bet these are more sensitive than your old nipples?" They were. The sensation was amazing, and I kept pumping her as she drove me wild. Her head then started to slip down further. "What are you doing?" I asked "If your hand makes my dick that horny I just can't imagine what a mouth must feel like" "Julia I'm not ready to go there. This is all to new for me" "Don't worry. I'm the blow job expert. This is just to get my imagination going. I don't expect you to suck me off straight away .... that is unless to feel you want to?" I shot her a frightened look. "Then just relax" she replied "and enjoy" She then proceeded to give me the best blowjob I have ever experienced. She sucked and licked and generally went to town on my huge member. Then every once in a while as she knelt in front of me she would look up into my eyes and shoot me a very coy look, or a do beautifully suggestive pout with her lips before returning to eagerly bury my tool deep into her mouth. In the end the pressure got too much and she sensed that I was about to cum, and released me from her mouth her hand pulling hard on my foreskin as a shot my load all over her breasts. "Mmm, I bet that felt good" she cooed as she dipped her finger tips in the hot river that ran through her cleavage, "Its my go now. Do you think I might manage to produce that much sperm?" Without stopping to answer I moved across and started kissing her again. Planting long passionate kisses as I pumped my hand up and down her magnificent her shaft. My tiny hand made it appear even bigger than it already was. As our tongues frantically intertwined I could feel Julia starting to get hot and sweaty and in one frantic movement she finally buckled her hips, and that was it. I tugged her slick foreskin tighly back and "bang" she sent a bead of hot semen right the way across her abdomen where it slowly pooled in the concave pit of her stomach. "Shit that was powerful" she cried, "Perhaps I can find a use for this thing after all" "Well I don't want to put you off but you will probably get an urge that strong about once each day whilst you have that thing. So you had better prepare yourself to spend a lot of time pulling that thing off" "Why should I have to pull it off when I have my horny little twin to do it for me" she smirked. Jesus the woman had only had a penis a few hours and she was calling the shots! At that I felt it was time that I dropped this line of conversation, and we cleaned ourselves up and went back to sleep beautifully entwined in each others arms. As I slept my mind went into overdrive. I couldn't reconcile why I was not more fucked up by the fact that I was, to all intents and purposes, Julia. Why was it not phasing me as much as I thought it should, and why have the changes not seemed to affect my behaviour as much as they had the real Julia who was had turned, in the space of a few hours, from a confused crying woman to a dick wielding maniac. I had no answer. She seemed to have physically changed little and yet I, who was a shadow of my former self seemed, to be handling it so much better. I woke to find Julia lying next to me just staring at me as a lay face down on the mattress. The bed sheets had fallen to the floor, and she was sat upright just looking at me as I slept. "Morning gorgeous" were her first words I just lay there wondering how to respond. Was that a joke? Was she trying to get a reaction? Or was she just trying to annoy me? I rolled onto my side and faced her. As I did so I felt my breasts shift, and I looked down to see them happily supporting themselves, nipples nicely erect. "Well" I replied ignoring her comment "I can safely say that yesterday was no dream then." I looked down at myself just for effect surveying an expanse of soft flesh and beautiful curves. I brushed my hand slowly down my side at put it to rest on my right hip. "Have you always fancied me sexually?" Julia announced oddly. "What?" "Well from the moment we first met have you always found me sexy" "Of course. Why do you ask?" "Because I always knew that I appealed to men. I mean even as a teenager I knew they were looking at me, and I knew that they fancied me. But now I can actually see what I look like, and know what its like to have one of these", she pointed at her new best friend, "I know that I have grossly underestimated the power that I have over men" I just looked at her with my mouth open. What the hell was she getting at. "I was lying there before" she continued, "and I just saw the soft nape of your neck, and traced your spine down to the gorgeous small of your back, and then took in the absolute raw sexuality of your beautifully soft rounded ass and I was just in awe" "Careful," I said "you'll make me blush" "But you're beautiful" "No we're beautiful. I have always known that you were beautiful" I corrected, "So I guess that, now we're both beautiful" She leaned more closely towards me, softly cupping my right breast in her hand and looking straight into my eyes. "I can't take this" she said, "before as I just sat looking at your ass I just wanted to cram this thing into it, and feel those soft cheeks with my hands, and then run my hands underneath and kneed those soft tits" "As a long term penis owner, I would say that that is an entirely normal thing to think" "But its weird" "Weird it might be - but its entirely normal" "So you've often felt like that" "In the last couple of weeks particularly. Sometimes I see you just lying there and its hard not to just ..." "To just take control and force yourself upon me" "I suppose" "Chris?" "Yes," I responded with worried tone of voice. "I really, really want to stick this thing in you and experience your body as you respond to my thrusts" "It's too big Julia. I'm not keen on the whole concept of penetration, and certainly not with the equivalent of a baseball bat" "But what if you did me first? The prospect doesn't phase me. I mean the hole may be a bit smaller and a little bit further north than I'm used to - but I'm sure that I could manage it" "No" As soon as I shouted this Julia turned her back to me. But it took only thirty seconds for her to play to what she guessed was going on in my head, and she started to rub her cute little ass suggestively against my dick. My morning flagpole responded instantly. "Go on you want it," she cooed "Look at my ass, isn't it just wonderful. Tell me you don't want to touch it. Tell me you don't want to bury your tool in it. Tell me you don't want to feel my soft cheeks with your hands" She rubbed harder, and then slipped a hand back over her hip and deftly grabbed the end of my dick between her thumb and forefinger. "Tell me you aren't turned on" she continued, 'tell me that that hot little sperm factory in your balls is not already on overtime. You can't. Because I know what is going through your mind right this second" I gave in. I wasn't hard. There was a gorgeous naked woman in front of me practically begging me to take her. The fact that she didn't have a vagina, and I didn't think I could get such a huge thing up her bottom without causing some sort of irreparable damage were facts I would have to overlook as my sexual responses took over. She flipped back over and swiftly lubricated me with her mouth, and then placed a pillow under her stomach as she lay back on the bed. She was now face down with her ass in the air; and what a beautiful ass it was. Now all I wanted to do was feel my balls slapping against it in record time. I moved behind her, doggy style. "Oh my god" she shouted as the head of my monstrous cock reached her backdoor and pushed its way in, "Oh my fucking god" I got about three inches in but could feel her body was fighting me. I'm not surprised. Nature simply didn't intend that such a small orifice should be treated in this way. But she was eager to push on, and push on we did although I was careful never to feed more than six inches in. Julia reacted to being skewered by such a huge penis like a thing possessed. Shouting and pulling her nipples in a very aggressive way. She told me not to stop; and I didn't until I experienced one final burst and I felt her sphincter spasm. "Wow that was awesome" she cried as she rolled over to face me, "although it was quite painful. This little thing is certainly not as accommodating or as stretchy as my pussy was. Although I guess there's no chance that you got me pregnant with all that stuff", she added as she tried to wipe away the residue from the crack of her ass. "Are you sure that you don't want to try it" "No" "But ..." "But nothing, there is no way on earth that you are sticking that thing up my ass" "You'll have to give in eventually" she swiped "I mean. You can't expect me to continue to play the wifely submissive role and be happy being penetrated and to suck you off and get nothing in return. That's just selfish. You were happy to at least give me oral sex before this happened, and now you're even getting all prissy about that" "I'm not being prissy. I am just failing to adjust" I swiped back. "I had expected some degree of sympathy given that I have changed considerably more than you, and besides it took me thirty years to become a pussy expert. I'm good at that. This just doesn't compute." "My darling Chris. Look in the mirror. I don't see that you are going to lose that hot body anytime soon, and you know that you can't be a prick tease for ever. In fact I would say that it is very dangerous indeed to tease a prick this size and expect to get off lightly". "Julia" "Julia what?" she replied grumpily "I do feel for you. I have had thirty years to get used to a dick and I know what is going through your mind, but in my opinion you're a bit dick-drunk at present. Its dramatically affecting your behaviour for such a small change" "this a small change?" she looked down at the big angry flagpole between her legs, "I don't think so. I have to deal with this - but whilst its clearly fine for you to get your release there's been no light at the end of the tunnel for me so far" she retorted. "Since yesterday you have had one fantastic blowjob, and you've just screwed the hell out of me. But me I have to deal with this thing with no help from you" "I gave you a handjob last night and you seemed to like it" "I started that myself" she replied selfishly "You just finished the job" "Ok, ok. You think I'm being selfish. So what do you want me to do?" "Before I do that you can share some privileged information with me. How good have I been at giving head since you've known me?" "On a scale of one to ten I would say a very consistent ten" I replied "But you should know, as the owner of such a magnificent penis, that any blowjob is a minimum "eight" before you start. There is no such thing as a bad or even average blowjob" "Wow a ten? But with regard to the other information I don't know that do I" she said with a glint in her eye. "Shit. I think I have just boxed myself into a corner" "I rather think you have" At that Julia descended towards - my penis grasped firmly in hand and pointing it at eye level. It was like having a loaded shootgun pointed at your face; I instantly felt quite scared. "I bet you're going to be real good baby" she whispered as she gripped my chin between her thumb and forefinger and kissed me full on the lips "I just can't wait to see those beautiful lips clasped tightly around my shaft". At this stage I went into overdrive and just lunged towards the thing with my mouth wide open. I felt it go in and the muscles in my mouth hurt as I experienced its full girth. I thought I would end up with lock-jaw if I was not careful. I started licking and sucking, and got quite carried away as my head bobbed up and down. I remembered what Julia used to do to me, and just moved my mouth as she moved hers, as I rubbed rest of the shaft and cupped her balls. We were really getting into the swing and I thought I would take a leaf out of her book and I stopped momentarily. I looked slowly up at her from my submissive kneeling position and simply licked my lips once very suggestively. I saw her amazed reaction. I went back to my sucking for a few minutes and then stopped briefly again. This time I looked her straight in the eye puckered up my lips and said softly "So am I as good as you yet?" At this she placed her hands firmly on the back on my head and forced me back down. I could tell that she was very turned on as she thrusted that huge thing into me. I clicked onto auto pilot and continued bobbing away whilst she kept firm hold of the back of my head, and then suddenly without warning. Mmmph. Hot liquid was gushing into my mouth and out of my nose. It was disgusting. I pushed her away but it kept on pumping all over my chest. I could see the surprised smile on her face although my vision was partially impaired due to a gob of sperm in my left eye. I started coughing the stuff up. It was bad. I looked into Julia's face and through intermittent coughs I shouted "You bitch. Why did you do that? You could have given me some warning. If I had done that to you you'd have gone ballistic" She laughed. "It's not funny that was foul. I thought I was going to choke" "So did I" "What?" "I thought you were going to choke too" she replied stifling her laugh. I jumped back on the bed. The stuff was still dripping out of my nose, and beading on my chest. "God you look gorgeous" Julia announced. "Oh just pack it in, you've really pissed me off." "Well I was going to give you a ten;" she continued, "but a real woman would have known when her partner was going to shoot and taken evasive action. You're going to have to practice harder if you don't want to drown". "Just pack it in Julia" "Did I always look that beautiful to you when I had your spunk all over my face?" "What?" "Well it just suits that beautiful face doesn't it. It's like a reward for a job well done seeing such beautiful flawless features covered in my stuff" "I need a few more minutes to take all this in" Julia "No problem baby. Come sit with me on the bed and tell me how you feel". TO BE CONTINUED ......