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Always at the Most Inopportune Moments Caterpillar Girl Ray was sitting in the living room on a Sunday afternoon watching a preseason baseball game. His mother was in the kitchen cleaning the sink, while Stacy, her daughter, was reading a newspaper at the kitchen table. Stacy had been sore at the two of them for months. Ray had been unkind to their mother for nearly a year. He was unhappy that she had re-married after their father's death. Tina, Ray's mother, often complained about this to Stacy. Despite her attempts to ignore their hostilities, Tina and Ray always managed to drag her into their disputes. Ray walked into the kitchen and poured himself a glass of soda. He stared at his sister for a moment before he found his hands in the sink. He pulled them out slowly and saw two thin hands with well manicured finger nails. He was understandably startled. He stood still for a moment until he felt his own hand upon his shoulder. He turned around and faced himself. "What's going on here?" Tina demanded to know in Ray's abrasive voice. "I don't know," Ray said weakly. "I know you did this, Ray. What's your plan?" "I don't have a plan!" "Don't play coy with me little boy." "Wait, how did you know that I was, Ray? You must have done this to spite me again!" "First of all, my powers of deduction make this easy to discern who is who. Secondly, when have I ever tried to spite you?" As Ray went to shout back at her, he heard his sister's cackling. "What's so funny, Stacy?" Ray demanded. "Nothing, Mother," she said with a grin she tried to hide. "Stacy, what do you know?" Tina shouted as she moved her son's muscular body up next to Stacy's small frame. "Nothing," she said with a laugh. "Answer me," Tina demanded. "Okay, okay, I didn't think it would actually work." "What?" "The spell." "You cast a spell on us?" Ray asked in disbelief. "No, that's stupid, Ray. I paid a witch to do it." "Well, missy, you're going to pay a witch to undo it," Tina said as she placed her large hands on her mannish hips. "Sorry, it doesn't work that way." "Why did you do this?" Ray asked. "I was tired of hearing you two bickering, so I got the witch to create a little spell to help you understand each other's positions better." "How do we undo it?" Ray asked impatiently. "You have to go the witch to find out." "Where is she?" Tina demanded to know. "She's up in town. Let's go to the car. I'll direct you there," Stacy said with a smile. "Fine, let's go," Tina said in a fit of anger. She walked towards the door and swung her purse onto her brawny shoulder and clutched her keys in her hand. Ray ran up to her before she stepped out the door and said, "Ahem, Mom, I would like to not get ticketed before I have a license and not get laughed at for carrying a purse." Tina's head shot back at him. She pouted and handed over her keys and pocketbook to her son. "You do know how to drive?" Tina asked as she got into the passengers seat. Ray nodded. Their heads slammed back into their seats after he shifted the car into drive and stomped down on the gas pedal. Seven harrowing minutes later, they arrived at the shop. They hopped out of the car and headed into the store. An old lady greeted them and said, "Oh, Stacy, are these the two you've told me so much about?" "Yes, they are." "Good. I think they will learn more about each other than even you could have predicted, my dear." "What did you do to us?" Ray asked. "All I did was cast a simple body swap spell that I can't rescind. You will swap bodies sporadically until you do what needs to be done." "What needs to be done?" Tina asked as a grave expression overcame her face. "You must do two simple things. You have to keep swapping into the other's life for at least one week. This of course is not something you can control. Secondly, you must?" "Wait, I'm stuck like this for a week?" Ray interjected as a look of disbelief ran across his face. "No, you will probably swap back into your body before the week is over. You will swap back and forth randomly between the two bodies," the witch rebutted as she shook her head. This did not sit well with Ray, so he asked, "Can't you just swap us back with another spell to cancel out this one." "No!" "Well, it's no big deal, Ray. We can manage our way through this," Tina said with a look of determination. "Ahem, my time is precious to me," the witch interjected. "Oh, please continue," Tina responded. "Thanks. You must also answer a question?" "What question?" Ray asked. "You would know it, if I told you it. So, can I please continue uninterrupted?" The witch asked forcefully. Ray nodded. "Good, now, shut up while I'm speaking. You each have a question, and you only get one chance to tell me its answer. To you, Tina, I say, There was a man one night. He started to run straight forward. Then he turned left. Soon after, he turned left again. Then he started running towards home. When he got home, there were 2 masked men waiting for him. Who were they and who was he?" Tina look dumbfounded. "Ray, I gave you something a little simpler," the old woman said as she pulled a slip of paper out of her pocket. Ray took the piece of paper from her hand and read it, "This senttennce contains three errers." "Ray, you must find those three errors." "Wait, I think I know?.ow!" Ray exclaimed as he was slapped upside the head by his mother with his own hand. "You only get one chance, Ray! You'd better be sure," his mother reminded him. "Just for an added kick, neither of you can state the answer to the others problem." "Are there specific times every day that we'll switch?" Tina asked. "No. It's random. It could be a matter of minutes one day, and then take weeks for the next swap to happen." Ray was frozen by that statement. The idea being his mother for weeks until a swap occurred did not sit well with him. Tina shrugged and asked, "Well, what else can you tell us?" "Nothing. We're through here." Dejected, Ray and his mother left the shop with his sister. Ray drove them home. He started to head for his room after they got home, but his mother grabbed him by the shoulder. She smiled and said, "Oh, sweetie, you have to cook dinner." Ray looked appalled before he said, "I don't know how to cook." "Well, I'll coach you through it." "Can't you just do it for me?" "What if my husband walks in? I don't think your stepfather would react well, if he saw his culinary challenged stepson cooking him dinner. Besides, the witch said that this was supposed to be a learning experience." "I'm not going to do it?" "That's fine with me. I'm not the one who's going to get into a petty argument with my husband over it. I'm sure you can do that and cover the makeup pretty well." "But we can we swap back before that?" "Do you want to take that chance? What's really less aggravating?" Ray put his head down as he stepped into the kitchen and started to prepare dinner. His mother sat at the kitchen table and read a newspaper while she dictated the recipe to him. Ray slaved over the kitchen stove. He was chopping, dicing, frying, and seasoning. As he put the finishing touches on the meal, the sound of the front door opening froze him for a second. His stepfather, Frank, walked up behind him and put his hand around Ray's waist. Ray shuddered. His stepfather noticed this and said, "Yes, I know my hands our cold, dear. I don't know what's up with this cold spell. I hope its more spring like tomorrow." His stepfather pulled his hands away and walked into the bathroom. Ray was relieved that was all he had to deal with for the moment. Ray picked up the serving plate and carried it to the table. He set the table and called his sister and stepfather in for dinner. As Ray went to serve his stepfather, he realized that he was seated. Tina looked down at her own hands for a second, and then she proceeded to serve her family. As they finished eating, Frank said with a smile, "Tina, this was a great meal." Tina looked back at him and said, "Thanks, it was the best experience I ever had cooking in this kitchen. I felt like I was doing nothing at all." Frank and Tina smiled at each other. Ray pouted a bit because his mother was getting all the credit for his hard work. However, the relief of not being in his mother's body around his stepfather prevented him from being too sullen about it. He headed to his room as his mother started to clean up the table. He climbed into bed and wondered when the next switch would come. As the hours rolled on, he became more nervous. He was sure that the swap would occur any minute. Eventually his worries made him weary. Ray fell asleep that night not knowing what he would wake up to. Ray woke up in his own body to his great relief. He got ready for his day like he had done over a thousand times before. Tina drove Ray and Stacy to their school. Tina was employed there, so it was convenient for all of them. They went their separate ways after they reached the school. They both experienced a normal school day. If not for the anxiety caused by the constant thought in the back of their minds about being swapped at any moment, the day would have been like any other. The school day ended, and Ray headed off to baseball practice. It all went well. No swap occurred. As Tina pulled up to pick up her son at the end of practice, they each felt a sudden jolt. Ray looked at himself as his mother walked towards the car. Suddenly, Steve ran over and stopped her. Tina looked at the handsome teenager as he said, "Ray, are you going to Rachel's party on Saturday?" "I guess," Tina responded as she looked over Steve's strapping young body. "Man, you got to come. It will be great. You can bring your girlfriend." Ray looked on impatiently as his mother talked with his friend. Tina was not nearly as concerned until she felt pressure in her crotch. She was getting excited. Steve's appearance and scent were turning her on. She reflexively placed her hands in front of her crotch, and she hurriedly said, "I have to go. My mother's waiting." She ran towards the car. She winced in pain with every step as her penis was getting constrained, as well as getting chafed by, her athletic cup. Ray fiddled with the gear shift and pulled out of the spot. They reached the house, and Ray set about cooking them dinner again. This time, however, they did not switch back before it was served. Ray wearily observed his stepfather's focused glances at him. Frank complimented him for the meal and helped him clean up afterwards. After they finished cleaning up, Ray and Frank walked into the living room. Tina and Stacy headed to their bedrooms. Ray looked at Frank uneasily as they sat on the couch. Ray tried to slowly move away from him, but Frank placed his arm around him and pulled Ray towards his chest. Ray tried to struggle away from this, but Frank just took it as his wife being playful. Ray's head was stroked by Frank while they watched a taped episode of Mr. Belvedere. Ray felt humiliated by the whole thing, and then his mother walked in. She looked startled when she saw her husband with her arms around her son. Frank looked up at her and then looked back to the TV. Ray mouthed ?help me' to his mother. Tina smiled and walked away as she started to sing, "Streaks on the china, never mattered before, who cares." Ray's face dropped before Tina turned around and called into the living room, "Mom, can you come in here for a second?" Frank pulled his arm off of Ray, and Ray ran into the kitchen. Tina said softly, "So how do you like it?" Ray's arched eyebrows raised. "Being me?" Tina added to clarify. "How can you stand it? I only had your heels on for a little bit, but they still stung, and what about his grabby hands." "Well, I don't usually mind that, but the heels, well, I don't miss that feeling right now. By the way, I was wearing them all day. That's why your feet hurt. They don't hurt just from wearing them for a five minute car ride." Ray put his head down and said, "How are you dealing with this?" "It's great. I had a long conversation with your girlfriend. She's such a sweetie." "You didn't tell her that did you?" Ray asked as he face fell white. "Not in so many words. I'm conscious of who I'm supposed to be." "Good, I can't wait till this is over," Ray said. "It's not that bad. I like the variety. My life's been pretty monotonous since I got remarried." "Well, good for you, but this hasn't been easy for me. Do you have any advice about how to get him off of me?" "Oh, that's easy. Just act like he's done something that's made you angry." "Have you done that before?" Ray asked inquisitively. "Yes, but only when I'm in a bad mood and don't feel like dealing with him." Ray walked over towards the living room and said, with a face that looked like slate, "I'm going to bed." Frank looked to Ray and said, "Tina, did I do something wrong?" Ray flashed as thumbs up sign to Tina as he started to walk towards his mother's bedroom. Ray heard Frank call to him, "Tina, baby, what's going on?" "You know what you did," Ray responded. "Did what?" "Don't act like you don't know!" "I don't know what?" Ray slammed the door in his face. Frank heard the bedroom door lock. He was flustered. Then he started to pound on the door. Ray sat on the bed and pulled his stepfather's pillow off of it. When the pounding stopped, Ray through the pillow at Frank, who had started to walk down the hallway. "Here, you can sleep on the couch," Ray said before he slammed the door again. "Let me in. This isn't funny." "Go away," Ray said from behind the door. "Come on, baby, we just might live the good life yet," Frank responded. Frank's words were met with silence. He turned and walked down the hallway. Ray stretched out on his mother's bed. He fell asleep in that bed, while Frank found himself sleeping on the couch. Tina and Ray awoke to find themselves in their own bodies. They both went about their normal morning routines. Ray, Tina, and Stacy all hopped in the car when they had to, and Tina started to drive them to school. Ray sat in the passenger's seat and saw the peaceful look on his mother's face and said, "You don't seem as stressed about this whole thing as I am." "Well, I've found to be pretty fun." "Fun?" "Yes." "Do you think it will be fun when you have to deal with your husband when he gets home?" "Well, I can't get lucky all the time." Stacy smiled as Ray seemed to stew. "Cheer up, Mom. Maybe you and Ray will swap again, and Ray will have to makeup for the mess he made." Ray shouted to his sister, "It's all your fault, so shut up." "Ow," Ray exclaimed as his mothers hand hit him upside the head. "Don't talk to your sister that way! She's only tried to help." "Help? You're calling this help?" "I said that she tried to help. I personally think she did." "Oh, of course you would. You always take her side," Ray responded. As Tina pulled up in front of the school, she turned to Ray and said, "Oh, how wonderful. We're at the school. Now, get out of the car because Mommy's tired of looking at you." Ray and Tina both had a normal day at school. Tina cooled off as the day went on, while Ray put the whole situation out of his mind. He spent the day mentally preparing himself for a game that afternoon. The game started off well. He went two for three with two home runs, and the team took an early lead. However, the team's pitchers quickly gave lead back. Ray stepped into the batters box with the go ahead runner on third. The pitcher wound up and flung the ball towards the plate. Ray stared down the pitcher, and he heard his sister say, "Mom, you can't do that. It's wrong." "What's wrong?" Ray asked as he stood next to his sister in the kitchen. Stacy blinked and then realized, "Oh, it's nothing of importance, Ray." "So where were you last?" "I think I had just stepped up to the plate. Oh, oh, that won't go well." Tina found herself at bat for the first time in her life. As the first pitch flew by her, she fell away from the plate. "Crap," she exclaimed as she dusted herself off. The home plate umpire shot her a peeved look. The ball had gone across the outside corner of the plate. She stepped back into the batters box. Her hands started to shake as the pitcher wound up. The ball whizzed by her before she could even muster the confidence to move her arms. "What the hell was that? That was right down the middle, Ray!" A teammate shouted. Tina shook her head. The pitcher wound up and the ball flew past her, and then Tina swung an unsteady swing. The pitcher started to laugh a little, and so did Ray's teammates. An opponent shouted from the bench, "You swing like a girl." Tina put her head down and headed towards the bench. Ray and Stacy, meanwhile, had hopped into their mother's car and drove down to the game. Stacy looked to Ray and asked, "Do you think that she would have the common sense to duck out of the way of a pitch? She probably hasn't seen a game that wasn't one of your little league games." "I'm sure she would try to get out of the way. I don't know if she would be able to." "Why, she has your reflexes?" "Yes, but we didn't swap talents. If we did, I'd be able to solve that stupid question. I've looked through all of her English text books, and I can only find two problems with the sentence." "Maybe there are only two things wrong with it?" "No, the witch said that there were three errors in it. Wait, if there are only two mistakes in the sentence, and there are supposed to be three errors, then the third must be that the sentence is wrong." Stacy stared silently at Ray for a second before she said, "You just got that now? I got that the minute I heard it. I think anybody would have." Ray stomped on the brake, and Stacy's body surged forward until her seatbelt tossed her back into the seat. Ray smiled as Stacy gave him a scowl. As they pulled up, they saw people leaving the game. Ray pulled the car up next to the sidewalk. He stepped out and shouted to his mother, "Ray, come over here." Tina saw him and hurried over. She hopped in the car, and he started to drive towards their home. Ray saw the expression on her face and asked, "What happened?" "I struck out. The guy after me struck out too, and we lost the game. I didn't feel like walking home, so I'm glad you came by." "Well, we all strike out occasionally," Ray said in attempt to comfort her. Then he realized what the swap could have done to his reputation and asked, "How bad was it?" "I swung after the pitch had already gone by me. I waved at it like I would with a tennis racket and all these people start to laugh at me." "Oh, don't pay it any mind," Ray said as he started to imagine how much abuse he was going to take over it. Ray turned the wheel, while his mother squirmed in the backseat as she said, "It was so high pressure. Those people were so mean. I wouldn't have let you play, if you told me it was like that." "It's not that bad. I like the pressure." As the words hit Tina's ears, they swapped back. She smiled at him, and they reached home a few minutes later. They both went their separate ways and did not swap again that day. After school the next day, Ray called up Jen. She decided to come over right away. They had not spent any time together outside of school since Saturday. He waited for her to arrive. He let Jen into the house and they sat on the couch as his mother and stepfather talked in the other room. Ray looked at Jen anxiously. He said, "You look beautiful today." Jen smiled at his comment. She ran her hands around his neck and started to kiss him. Ray's hand started to caress her arms. "Darling, what are you doing?" A masculine voice interjected. Ray looked down and saw that he was pouring a large amount of salt on the floor. "Oh, damn it." "Don't get to upset, gorgeous, it's just salt. Here, I'll even clean it up for you," Frank said with a smile. "Thanks," Ray tried to say enthusiastically. Ray heard his mother pull away from his girlfriend, and he heard his mother start to laugh. He could hear her flip on the TV. When he was done cooking, Ray went into the living room to call them in for dinner. He walked in and saw Jen's head resting on what should have been his chest. He said nervously, "Dinner time." The two got up and followed him into the kitchen. Ray was not particularly pleasant during dinner. He had to deal with his stepfather giving him horny glances, in addition to having to see his girlfriend smile and stare at his mother. After dinner, Jen went home. As Ray turned and walked towards the living room, he heard his stepfather say, "Ray, do you want to go work out in the basement." He heard mother reply, "Sure." Ray sat on the couch and watched the news as they headed down the stairs. As they started to work out, Tina was amazed at how easy lifting weights seemed. She had always struggled with light weights, but now she could lift heavier weights with relative ease. She liked how it made her feel. Her husband then asked, "Ray, can you spot me." "Sure," Tina said in a booming voice. Frank pulled the bar off its resting place and started to do reps. Tina stood above him, ready to help at any moment. However, Frank did the reps with ease. Tina looked at her husband as sweat ran across him. It made his muscles gleam. She started to feel a sensation that was beginning to feel normal. She realized that she was getting turned on. As soon as Frank finished his reps, she ran out of the basement. Ray caught a glimpse of the hard on beneath Tina's shorts when Tina came up the stairs. She then ran into the upstairs bathroom and slammed the door behind her. A few minutes later, Frank come up from the basement and asked Ray, "Do you know what's wrong with Ray? He just ran out of the basement for no reason." Looking for something that would end his questioning, Ray said, "Oh, I think he has diarrhea." "Oh," Frank responded with a cringe as he walked back towards the basement. Ray kicked his feet up onto the table as Frank went into the basement. Ray blinked his eyes and realized that he was in the upstairs bathroom. He looked down at his throbbing penis positioned over the toilet bowl and recoiled. ?Oh, I'll never be able to do that again', he thought as he became even more disgusted with his situation. After finished washing his hands for 10 minutes, he headed to his room. He would go to great lengths to make sure that he did not see his mother again that night. The next morning came, and Tina could not bring herself to look her son in the eyes. Ray missed that because he was also unable to look in hers. The ride to school was quiet. Stacy suspected that something was amiss, but she did not want to break the silence. Tina dropped them off and headed to the teacher's parking lot. Ray and Tina went about their days as best they could. Tina felt guilty about it, and Ray felt queasy all day. Even the knowledge that he had another game that day could not snap him out of it. After the game began, Ray first stepped up to the plate in the top of the second inning. He drove a ball down the line for a single. He started to creep off the base, when he realized that he was sitting behind a desk in the school. "Mrs. Turner, do you think that it's about how we all long for superficial material wealth. That's what I got from the opening stanzas. Then it's about how fairy tales are so divorced from reality." Ray was dumbfounded by the question. He looked down at the book in his hands. He saw the title of the poem they were reading. "Cinderella, by Ann Sexton," Ray muttered to himself. Ray responded to the question as best he could, "Sure." Ray started to squirm in his desk. His mother's heels felt like they were pushing pins into his feet. His mid length skirt had to be pulled down constantly. Another student said, to a few shaking their heads, "Mrs. Turner, I think she's trying to show fairy tales through a modern perspective, which shows that they are misogynistic." Ray, not knowing what that last word meant, nodded and wondered about his mother, ?Why is she still here? School's been over for almost an hour.' Then he remembered that his mother was the teacher advisor to the school's poetry club. Ray then looked at the clock and said to the all female group, "Girls, it's time to go." They nodded and packed up their things. Ray did his best to pack up his mothers stuff before he headed over to the baseball field. He drove over there and then sat in the bleachers. The cool wind blew up his skirt and made him feel cold. His mother was just where he had been. Two long at bats that ended in strikeouts had left her stranded at first. Then, a ball was driven into the right centerfield gap. Tina took off running. The sight of her hands out to her side made Ray's stomach churn. She turned second and ran to third. As the centerfielder bobbled the ball, she headed for home. She beat the throw and gave a few high-fives to a couple of Ray's teammates. She sat down on the bench and a thought ran across her mind. ?I know the answer', she thought. She turned and smiled at Ray. Ray then walked over to the car and watched the rest of the game from it because he could not stand the cold any longer. He was relieved to see his mother get walked two more times without having to swing the bat. After the game, Tina started to walk over to the car. However, they switched places again before she reached it. Ray stepped into the car and asked, "What was with that smile you flashed me?" "I figured it out. It's about baseball." "Mine was about basic English. So they weren't so random. I guess." "Guess not," Tina responded as she drove them home. The rest of the night passed without another swap. To Ray's general relief, they did not swap again on Friday. He only had one more day to worry about before they would be able to break the spell. Saturday morning passed quickly without a swap. As the afternoon continued on, Ray got more and more nervous. He was afraid that they would swap. He knew that it might not happen, or that it could happen at any moment. He was afraid that it would happen at the party he was going to with Jen. The hour rolled near, and he walked over to Jen's house, which was only two blocks away. He met her outside her house, and they walked down the road. Rachel's home, where the party was to be held, was three blocks away. Ray approached the stairs to Rachel's home with a feeling of apprehension. He knew that he was about to be swapped. He got through the door, but nothing happened. He smiled and led his girlfriend through the room. They talked with their friends and separated for a little while. They later saw each other from across the room. They walked over to each other. Ray pushed her up against a wall and started to kiss her. He pulled away from her face slowly. He figured it would happen then. He pulled away from her and saw that she was still standing before him. She smiled at him and said, "Go get me a drink." "What do you want?" "I don't know. Just get me a drink." "Well, what do you want?" "I don't know. Rachel's parents are here, so we can't drink, so I guess some soda or some water." "Which?" "Well, I don't know if I like that brand of cola. Go taste it and tell me if I'd like it." "How could I tell you if you're going to like it?" "Oh come on, you know what I like." Ray nodded his head and turned around and rolled his eyes. He walked over to the table and poured a glass of it. He smiled at her and took a sip. It tasted like wine. He looked over at his stepfather. Frank ran his hand along his. Ray looked down and started to panic. He was wearing nothing, but lingerie and heels. Frank ran his hand along Ray's face and said, "Are you cold, baby? I'll warm you up." Ray started to shake, and he looked at his girlfriend who was giving him a strange look. "Ray, that's like the second time in two minutes that you've looked crazy. Look at you; you spilt soda on yourself again." "I'm sorry. I've got something on mind." "You didn't take another baseball to the head, did you?" "No, baby, nothing like that." Jen shook her head and took him by the hand. Jen led him through the room. She sat him down on the couch and started to rub his back. "You seem tense. This should make you feel better." "Thanks." Ray felt good as she dug her hands into his back, but then he felt different. Frank was lying next to him. He rolled over and said to Ray, "You we're great, baby." Frank rubbed Ray's still silk covered legs and kissed him. He then rolled off of Ray and fell asleep. Ray lay awake in bed for a few hours. He was silent and still. He was happy about missing the sex, but shocked about the kiss. His mother's frazzled body eventually became weary, and he fell asleep. Tina found herself in a much different position. Her son's girlfriend was now rubbing her back as they sat on the couch. She smiled at Jen and pulled her over her shoulder. Jen laughed as she lay across Tina's lap. Tina and Jen then stood up and headed over to Rachel. Tina felt like a fish out of water as the two girls started to talk about some people she had never heard of. She could careless about them, and she tried to move Jen away from Rachel, but it was to no avail. Tina had high hopes after the swap that night, but the night was a dud for her. She just followed Jen around and talked to people. There were a few kids who smuggled in liquor, but she stayed away from them. She was afraid that Ray would find out that she drank in his body, and that he would point her hypocrisy on that point. She convinced Jen to leave early, and she walked Jen home. Jen tried to sneak Tina in, but Tina told her that they would have to do it another time. She made up a lie about having some sort of punishment, and that she was already in trouble. Jen nodded, and Tina walked home. Ray woke up in his own bed. He got up and ate breakfast. His mother walked in after he finished and asked, "So, dear, how was your night?" "What? You know how it was! It was bad, with all the swapping and the lingerie." "Well, I had a lovely evening." "Oh, Mom, if we didn't swap. I don't think I could've not slept with him. He was ready, and I looked like you. So I looked I was ready to go." "What are you implying by that?" "No, I wasn't saying that you always look trampy, but?" The angry look on his mother's face made Ray realize that he had not chosen his words carefully enough. "Ray, if your girlfriend dressed like that for you, would you think she would look like a tramp?" Tina asked. "Only if we were out in public, and it wasn't Halloween." "So why is it different for me?" "Well, you're old. No one wants to see that." "Frank does! It would have done any girl you're going to sleep with good, if you had slept with him. He knows how?" "I don't want to know! It's not an issue. We'll fix this soon enough, and we won't have to worry anymore." "Oh, dear, I never worried." "Good for you," Ray said as he walked away to get dressed. He reemerged five minutes later. Tina was beaming as he walked out. Stacy stood next to her and looked a bit sullen. "What's you're problem Stacy?" Ray asked. "Oh, I just can't believe this happening." "What, you didn't want this to end?" "Not this soon. I don't think you've both learned enough." "I've learned plenty. Now, let's go," Tina interjected. Ray smiled at Stacy and said, "I wouldn't want to learn anymore than I did. So don't be unhappy that it didn't turn out the way you wanted. It's your fault anyway. You should have picked a better spell for the witch to cast." Stacy scowled at Ray and got in the car and said, "Maybe next time." Ray quickly glared at her. Ray shouted, "You'd better not or I'll?" "Oh, shut up, Ray. I'm not going to place another spell on you." Ray looked at her and said, "That's better." Stacy rolled her eyes and crossed her arms as Tina started to drive them to the shop. They parked and walked into the store. The witch stared at them intently as they walked in. She said, "Follow me." Ray, Stacy, and Tina walked behind the witch. She had led them into a small back room. She looked to Ray and said, "Give me the answer to the question that you were given, but remember you will only have one chance." "The answer is that there are two misspelled words, senttennce and errers, and that the sentence wrongly says that there are more than two errors in the sentence." The witch winced and said, "That's correct. Now, Tina, give me the answer to the question that you were given, but remember you will only have one chance." "The man running was obviously a baseball player, and the 2 masked men were the catcher and the...the?" Tina's voice came to a pause as Stacy motioned for her to continue. Ray almost fainted from shock as his mother continued to stare blankly. Tina smiled and added confidently, "the referee." "I'm sorry, that is incorrect." Stacy hung her head. Ray looked at his mother and said, "Oh, you bit?" "Oh, well," Tina interjected with a shrug of her shoulders. She threw up her hands as she smiled. While Ray hung his head, Tina walked towards the door. "Stacy, do you understand why I warned you about unintended consequences?" The witch asked. "Yes, ma'am." "Good girl. Now, Ray, I can't undue the spell. You'll keep swapping until one of you dies. So, with that in mind, would you be interested in a medallion that makes any man within five feet of you impotent until he gets away from you? Only 50 dollars! Act now! I only have one!" Ray stared blankly at her, and she ceased her sales pitch. Stacy grabbed him by the arm and led him to the door. Stacy turned around as they reached the door and said to the witch, "I'll get it for him for his birthday. I'll come back tomorrow." The witch smiled and nodded as they exited the store.