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THUNDARR THE BARBARIAN
© 2008 by Anthony Durrant
As I was wheeled into the operating room on a gurney, I saw Dr.
Schillinger looking at me sadly.
"What's up, Doc?" I asked him.
"We'll be opening you up in a few minutes, Mr. Partridge. As you know,
you won't be expected to survive the procedure. I'm so sorry."
He and a nurse lifted me onto the operating table, and I looked up and
smiled at him. He smiled back as his anesthetist put a gas mask over my
nose and mouth, then pulled the handle on the tank to which the gas mask
was linked by a hose. As I went slowly, gently to sleep, my last act was
to look at Dr. Schillinger and smile again
***
Suddenly I gave a great gasp and woke up. I now found myself lying in a
bed in what appeared to be a medieval castle. In front of me was a tall
man made entirely of light!
"W-where am I?" I asked as I realized my voice was now higher-pitched,
and the man of light promptly replied:
"You are in the body of the Princess Ariel, the niece of the wizard
Cherambic. I am a Lord of Light, and you have been brought to this world
to help our champion defeat Cherambic. He has been taken captive and now
is in Cherambic's dungeon."
And then he faded clean away.
"Here," the girl sitting by my bed said in a soft gentle voice, "drink
this water, for it will help quench your thirst."
I grabbed the cup she was holding and drank down its contents eagerly.
After I'd finished drinking the water and handed the cup back to the
girl, I could feel new energy surging through me, and sat up on the edge
of the bed. Only then did I examine my new body. My skin was a dusky
grey, and I was wearing a purplish nightie with a golden halter.
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"I'll tell your uncle your fever has broken, your Highness!" said the
girl, and she walked out of the room, returning a few minutes later with
a tall fellow wearing a purple robe with a golden edging.
"I see you are well on the road to recovery, my niece!" the man said -
for he was clearly the wizard Cherambic..
"I'm very well, thank you, Uncle!" I told him. "At least, I'm feeling
better than I did a few hours ago."
"That is good to hear, Ariel!" he told me as he smiled and took my hand,
then drew me up out of the bed and onto my feet. "Come and join me for
supper."
"I'd like that!" I told him, and he gently led me down a flight of
winding stairs to the dining hall of his palace, which was on the ground
floor.
***
Once we'd entered the dining hall, I realized we were in the lunchroom of
a school! Cherambic led me to a chair at the foot of the huge table that
was in the dining hall, and I sat down. A huge creature with a long
yellow mane and a black lion's face served us our dinner: roasted legs of
something I didn't even want to think about. I took one leg, and
Cherambic took the other leg, at which point we both sank our teeth into
our dinner. The creature who'd served us seemed to be waiting for
something, and I suddenly realized what it was: I stroked his mane as
gently as I could, and he growled and bared his teeth in a smile - he had
white teeth with long pointed incisors. After he left, I kept on eating
my supper. The meat went down well and tasted incredible.
"How long have I been ill?" I asked Cherambic, and he told me:
"Three weeks. You've been wracked by a fever the whole time, Ariel."
"Damn!" I muttered, although I knew that asking that question was
necessary, or I would've given myself away.
"What has happened during that time?" I asked Cherambic, and he told me
calmly:
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"We routed the Tribe of Thunder as they tried to invade our lands, and
succeeded in killing them all except their 'great' leader, the barbarian
champion Thundarr, who is now residing in our dungeon."
Thundarr must be the person I'd been sent to this alternate Earth to find
and help! I asked Cherambic:
"How could you and your men wipe out a whole Barbarian tribe?"
"I led my men in battle wielding my Sunsword, of course! I wear it on a
bracelet on my wrist, and remove it when I lead a charge."
He lifted his left hand to show me the Sunsword. It was the golden hilt
and pommel of a sword attached magnetically to a bracelet on his left
wrist. Then he removed it from the bracelet, and a golden blade emerged
from the top of the hilt, which then retracted when he put the Sunsword
back on his bracelet and lowered his arm.
After supper I went out of the dining hall and entered one of the large
classrooms. Once I was inside it, I went over to the big window and
found myself looking at the schoolyard. From where I stood, I could see
the backstop of the baseball diamond in the corner, now overgrown and
choked with weeds, as was the remainder of the schoolyard. Unable to
bear the sight any longer, I walked out of the classroom, turned left,
and headed for the doorway. Opening the big double doors leading to the
library, I went inside. There, I found a spacious room containing shelf
after shelf of books! Clearly, this was Cherambic's library, and he
treasured its contents more than gold, or the finest diamonds or rubies.
Clearly, Cherambic was a very peculiar man.
"Say, there's a map of the palace on the wall!" I said to myself.
The map displayed all three floors of the palace, including the dungeon.
I memorized the location of the stairs to the basement, and went there.
There was a gate blocking off the top of the stairs, and I opened it and
went down into the dungeon, which at one time had been the school's
boiler room. It was a dank, dark room containing two rusty old boilers.
Shackled to those boilers was a group of prisoners including a tall
muscular man with long blonde hair, a brown sheepskin jersey, and a
loincloth round the lower part of his torso; his arms and legs were
exposed, and even in the darkness, I could see that he was wearing a
necklace of fangs around his neck. This had to be Thundarr.
"Thundarr?" I asked him softly.
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"Lords of Light!" Thundarr bellowed. "It is the Princess Ariel herself!"
"The Lords of Light have asked me to help you, Thundarr!" I told him as I
walked up to him nervously. "What do you want me to do for you?"
"Help me to escape, Ariel!" he cried.
"Don't worry," I told Thundarr, "I will help you, Thundarr - and I know
just what you'll need to escape!"
I went back up the stairs to the ground floor, and then hurried back to
the library, where I located Cherambic's cardex. Using the cardex, I
looked up the book I wanted, then went to the proper shelf to find it.
It was a big book with a blue cover, entitled Escapology Made Easy.
After obtaining the book, I returned to the dungeon and placed it on the
floor in front of Thundarr, who stared at it annoyedly until I opened it
to the exact pages I wanted Thundarr to read.
"'How to Escape from Chains,'" Thundarr read aloud. "I can use this
knowledge to escape from this dungeon!"
"Why, you can read!" I cried.
"Of course I can read, Ariel!" he told me. "I was in training to be my
people's champion before I could walk!"
I nodded and left the dungeon.
"I wonder how Thundarr's going to handle the two tough guardswomen on
each side of those boilers. All four of them will pursue him if he
manages to escape," I said to myself as I wandered back to the stairs
leading up to Ariel's bedroom, where I ran into Cherambic himself. He
looked at me sternly and said:
"I heard about your visits to the dungeon from one of my female guards!
This crush of yours must stop immediately! Now, get back into bed before
I whip you!"
"Yes, Uncle!" I said, then I climbed into bed and fell fast asleep.
***
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When I awoke the next morning, I felt wonderfully rested and alive in a
way I hadn't felt in many years. Was this how most women felt when they
woke up every morning? I didn't know. The lion-headed creature was
already there, and the two of us went down to the dining hall for
breakfast. Cherambic was already waiting for us there.
"Good morning!" I told him gently.
"Good morning, Ariel!" he replied, but with a smile and a softer tone of
voice, as I sat down at the big table and the lion-headed creature served
us fruit in a large bowl. I took some grapelike fruit from the bowl, and
began picking them off their vine and stuffing them into my mouth.
"I wonder how Thundarr is doing?" I said to myself as I ate my food, and
the lion-headed creature must've read my mind, as he smiled at me and
gave me a thumbs up, then growled again, at the same time tilting his
head in a birdlike fashion that both touched and delighted me.
"Thank you again, big fellah!" I cried. "I appreciate your service!"
It was then that I noticed the creature had a symbol branded into his
forehead identical to the one that was on Thundarr's. Only then did I
realize why Thundarr wasn't afraid: this lion-headed creature, with his
powerful brown-furred body, was actually his friend and ally!
After finishing my breakfast, I returned to Ariel's bedroom, where I
vented my anger by kicking over a stool.
"My muscles have been seriously weakened after 'my' three-week fever!" I
said to myself. "I'll have to get this body back into shape."
I went over to the window, and saw Thundarr and the other prisoners
running for their lives, with several female guards pursuing them. One
of them hurled her spear at Thundarr, but he ducked and it hit a tree.
As I watched Thundarr and the other prisoners disappear into the forest,
I became aware of the presence of the lion-headed creature beside me at a
second window to the right of the one at which I was looking.
"I suppose you know Thundarr's escaped from the dungeon?" I asked it, and
to my surprise, the creature nodded.
"Tell me," I asked, "have you got a name I can call you by?"
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The creature smiled and growled:
"Rookrah!"
Huh? I thought, then I realized the creature's facial structure made it
difficult for it - no, this creature was obviously a him, I realized - to
speak, much less pronounce his own name.
"Your name is Rookrah?" I asked.
The creature shook his head, grabbed a stylus and parchment from the
table, then wrote the letters O-O-K-L-A on it.
"Your name is Ookla!" I cried.
Ookla smiled and nodded, his face glowing with genuine warmth and
delight.
"Can you help me get in shape, then, Ookla?" I asked the gentle giant
standing before me, and he nodded once again.
Over the next few weeks, as I waited for news of Thundarr, Ookla taught
me the various exercises he was able to tell me had helped him and
Thundarr become the champions of their respective tribes before the
wizard Cherambic had slain his people, and forced him to work in his
palace as a servant. At first, my muscles ached very fiercely every
morning, but eventually they became inured to all the exercise. Ookla
even had me shadowboxing at night before bedtime!
On the morning after one particularly strenuous workout, Thundarr climbed
into Ariel's bedroom through a window.
"Why have you come back?" I asked him.
"I came back because I wanted to thank you for leaving me that book on
the day of our escape from the dungeon!" he said.
"Knowledge is empowering!" I told him. "I'm familiar enough with magic
tricks to know you couldn't have found the key link that broke your bonds
without that book."
"In any case, we are now free, and can avenge ourselves on Cherambic
before he wipes out any more tribes."
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"I'm glad I was able to help, then, Thundarr!" I told him. "But you'd
better leave now because my 'uncle's' guardsmen will be coming for you if
you don't!"
"Then I will take my leave of you now, Ariel!" he told me as he stepped
back onto the window ledge and kissed me on the cheek.
"Farewell, Thundarr!" I said as he dropped from the ledge onto a waiting
horse and rode swiftly away, pausing only to wave goodbye before heading
for the forest.
***
Only Ookla's presence kept me calm and quiet as he continued my physical
training. I was wrestling with him on the floor of Ariel's room as we
usually did one day when we heard the sound of a parade coming toward the
palace.
"Who would want to come here?" I wondered aloud as I jumped to my feet
and ran over to the window to watch the parade. It consisted of a couple
dozen soldiers marching in front of a very large tank. The top of the
tank was open, and I could see a man standing inside it, with his upper
body protruding from the inside of the cabin itself. He wore jeweled
robes that appeared to fit him like the proverbial glove.
"I don't like that kind of parade, Ookla," I said as I turned away from
the window, "because it brings back so many memories that I hate to
recall."
Ookla growled sympathetically. Ten minutes later, Cherambic himself
walked into Ariel's bedroom, and he said:
"Your fianc?, the wizard Abubu, has arrived for the wedding ceremony as
was planned by me and his father years ago at your betrothal ceremony. I
want you to put on your dancing clothes and go downstairs and dance
before him after the ceremony is complete."
"Yes, Uncle!" I said, knowing the slightest argument would give away the
fact that I was essentially a spy planted in his palace by the Lords of
Light in order to help rescue Thundarr.
I went to the closet at the other end of the room and opened it. There,
amongst the finery, was a blue dancing suit with golden stars and a
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golden girdle. Ripping off my dress and girdle, I hurled them onto my
bed and put on the dancing suit as well as a pair of golden boots right
about my size. As I put on the boots, I happened to notice I had golden
bracelets on my forearms that stretched for about their full length.
Once I was dressed, I turned to the mirror and gazed at my new
reflection.
"Wow!" was all I could say.
My face was beautiful, and I had dark hair cut into an Egyptian taper
that suited my grey skin admirably, coming to a widow's peak in the
centre of my forehead. But my body - wow! I now had a trim muscular
figure due to weeks of my working out with Ookla, and my arm muscles
popped out whenever I lifted my forearms. Delighted by what I saw, I
lifted my arms and flexed my biceps.
"What muscles!" I cried. "You certainly did things for me, big boy!
Wait till Cherambic gets a load of my body!"
And then the two of us went downstairs for the wedding ceremony in which
I was supposed to marry Abubu. The ceremony, it turned out, was to be
held in what was once the school's auditorium, but was now the wizard's
private chapel. He opened the double doors leading into the crowded
chapel, and the two of us went into the chapel for the wedding.
***
Taking me by the hand, Cherambic led me up the stairs of the auditorium's
stage and forced me to stand beside Abubu at the altar. Taking his place
behind the altar, where a book had been laid, Cherambic raised his arms
and cried:
"We are gathered here today to witness the joining of this man and this
woman in the bonds of holy matrimony."
Then he turned to Abubu with a smile and asked, "Do you, Abubu Ababa,
take my niece to be your lawfully wedded wife, to treasure and to worship
for as long as you both shall live?"
"I do!" said Abubu with a leer that made my insides turn cold.
"And do you, Princess Ariel of the Clan Sindbad, take this man to be your
lawfully wedded husband, to treasure and to worship for as long as you
both shall live?" Cherambic asked me.
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I couldn't refuse without giving myself away, so I said, "I do."
"Then, by the power invested in me as a wizard, I now pronounce you two
husband and wife."
One of Abubu's servants handed him a ring, and he put that ring onto my
finger, then lifted my hand to his lips and kissed my wedding ring.
Cherambic said:
"You may now kiss your bride."
Abubu took me in his arms, and kissed me on the lips. The crowd
assembled in the chapel let out a roar of applause as Abubu took me by
the hand and led me down the aisle to the doors of the auditorium, and I
could see confetti everywhere in the huge room. Once we were out of the
chapel, Abubu led me to the guest room where we were to spend our first
night together as husband and wife. Before he left me there, Abubu
smiled and told me:
"The wedding feast is at sunset, Ariel. At that time, you dance for me,
whether you wish to or not."
And after Abubu had left the room, Ookla walked in through the door. As
usual, the two of us had a pretty good workout that lasted several hours.
"I suppose you know I've married the wizard Abubu?" I asked him gently.
Ookla nodded, then growled, his mane on edge as if he was nervous or
scared.
"Cherambic wasn't wearing his bracelets when he conducted the ceremony,"
I said, "so he must've left them in his bedroom. Tell Thundarr to look
for them and the Sunsword there."
Ookla nodded, then cuffed me and left.
***
I spent most of the next few hours doing the exercises Ookla had taught
me, but at precisely sunset, one of Cherambic's women guards came into my
room and told me:
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"The time is now sunset, your Highness, and so you must come down to the
dining hall and dance for your husband Abubu."
I was glad I'd put on a cloak before the wedding ceremony! The warrior
led me back downstairs to the dining hall where my husband Abubu was
waiting for me. The table was set in such a way that everybody at the
feast was facing me. As I looked around, as confused as could be,
Abubu's servant began beating a drum, and I whipped off my cloak and let
the music take me with it. As I began to gyrate to the music, I could
see Abubu and Cherambic staring at me - or rather, at my physique. I bet
Cherambic was wondering how his skinny niece had grown into a full-blown
Amazon! As I danced for Abubu, I could hear someone say:
"That is not how Ariel usually dances!"
Abubu and Cherumbic looked at each other, and then Cherambic shouted:
"That girl is not the true Ariel! Guards! Seize her and lock her in the
dungeon where she belongs!"
Ookla threw off the cloak he was wearing - he'd been at the ceremony all
along, disguised as a guest he'd subdued! He then charged at the guards
and wrestled them to the floor with his massive strength, and at the same
time, I jumped Abubu.
"You think my muscles are just for show?" I asked him angrily. "Well,
I'm afraid you're very much mistaken, 'husband!'"
Thundarr threw open the doors to the dining hall, and he and the other
former prisoners charged into the fray. Clasping the amulet he wore on a
chain around his neck, Abubu fired a bolt of blue light from his left
hand despite my best efforts to stop him. Pulling that amulet off
Abubu's neck, I crushed the amulet in my fist, and he disappeared in a
blaze of blue light.
Thundarr was wearing Cherambic's golden bracelets, and he pulled the
Sunsword off the left bracelet, extending its blade automatically.
"I have you now, wizard!" he shouted.
"Oh no, Barbehrian!" Cherambic shouted. "It is I who have you!"
And he raised his arms and cast a spell at Thundarr that transformed the
floor beneath his feet into mud, which slowed the barbarian down. Then
he formed a shield out of light, which he used to block Thundarr's blows.
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Thundarr lunged at Cherambic, however, and knocked him down despite the
fact that the mud slowed him down. Just as Cherambic was about to cast
another spell, Thundarr swung the Sunsword down toward his staff and the
blow shattered it completely. The force of the explosion sent the wizard
flying through the window, which shattered when his body struck the
glass. Thundarr and Ookla ran for cover, and at that moment, the man
beneath me grabbed me and threw me off him. He turned out to be a huge
blonde-haired fellow who looked very much like Thundarr.
"Who are you?" I asked him softly.
"I am Vidarr, Thundarr's brother!" the man told me. "The wizard Abubu
took over my body after I had slain his last one."
"Then Abubu never had a father?" I asked him, and Vidarr replied:
"No, his 'father' was his earlier host. There has only ever been Abubu."
"Then, he arranged his own marriage!" I exclaimed, and Vidarr nodded.
To my surprise, I saw Thundarr coming out from under the table where he
and Ookla had hidden after shattering Cherambic's staff. By this time,
the former prisoners had chased the soldiers of Abubu and Cherambic out
of the palace and into the forest.
"Thundarr!" Vidarr cried, and both of us could see that he was holding
Cherambic with one hand and wearing the Sunsword's hilt on the other
wrist. "I can't believe it's you, my brother."
Ookla followed Thundarr into the hall and saw Vidarr embracing Thundarr
warmly. He then pulled a necklace off Cherambic's neck, and handed it to
Vidarr, who promptly put it on.
"You are now the new master of this palace, Vidarr!" Thundarr told him.
"I will take Cherambic to a place of exile in the forest, so he can harm
no one, and no harm can come to him."
The three of us hurried out of the dining hall with Cherambic in tow. We
found the stables at the other end of the palace on the ground floor.
They had once been the school's garage, and contained two horses and a
huge lizardlike creature resembling a horse. Ookla climbed onto the back
of the lizard; Thundarr and Cherambic mounted the chestnut stallion, and
I climbed up onto the other horse, a mare. Spurring our steeds into
action,
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we set out for the forest, but on the way there, we were surprised to see
three Lords of Light on the road ahead of us. One of them said:
"Congratulations, all of you! You have exceeded our greatest hopes, and
the three of you - three people who have lost their families as a result
of the injustice that now grips the land - have come together at long
last. We ask that you deliver Cherambic into our keeping."
"Certainly!" Thundarr said, and he dismounted and then literally handed
him over to the Lords of Light, who took the wizard from Thundarr.
"Why are you here?" I asked the Lords of Light, and they said:
"You are the Three Champions of Justice, who will roam the land for the
rest of your lives, avenging the innocent and protecting the good."
"But I'm no champion!" I cried.
"Oh, yes, you are!" the female Lord said. "You are the third and final
Champion of Justice - you lost your family when your consciousness was
transferred by us into Princess Ariel's body - and you and Ookla and
Thundarr will work together to bring peace to this unsettled land by
battling the other wizards."
As she spoke, Cherambic began to glow, until finally he too transformed
into a Lord of Light. Once transformed, he smiled at me and said:
"Although I realize you're not the real Ariel, I love you anyway. Before
we go to our rest, I will pass on my magical gift to you, so you can
atone for my crimes by wielding it in the cause of justice!"
He kissed me right on the forehead, and at that moment, I could feel a
burst of energy transfer from Cherambic to me. Then the female Lord of
Light touched my forehead with one of her glowing fingers, leaving the
Mark of the Champion seared into my flesh.
"You, who helped a champion who was in his hour of greatest need, are now
also truly a champion in your own right. Know also now that it was the
true Ariel who was to have been the third Champion, because her parents
died at Cherambic's hands, but that after her sudden illness - she was
now dying, because Cherambic had poisoned her to prevent her from
becoming the third Champion, whose arrival he knew would mean his own
downfall - we were forced to transfer your consciousness from your
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body into her own., David Partridge. And now we go to our rest.
Farewell, Thundarr, Ookla, David - remember us always."
"What should I call you?" Thundarr asked me as the three of us rode away
into the forest.
"Obviously, you shouldn't be using the name David Partridge," I told him,
"so call me 'Princess Ariel' instead. That name suits the new me
better."
THE END
Author's Note: This story was written as a spoof of the old THUNDARR THE
BARBARIAN cartoon series, which came out in 1981. I wish to apologize to
Thundarr's copyright owners for using their characters, but I had no idea
whom now to contact for permission to use them, even though I have used
the characters legally, as a spoof is free of copyright entanglements. I
have only the greatest of respect for the animators and writers who
worked on the original series, and so I do not intend to write another
Thundarr story again.
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