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yeahhh... i hope u will be waiting 4 me in a room, ummmm as soon as we met and the door closed i would drop 2 my knees and rip ur belt off quickly unzip u and pull ya pants down, shove em 2 the floor. i wud wrap my arms around ya waist and pull u 2 me and breathe in ur scent...rub my face all over ya stomach lick and tongue u thru ya shorts and reach inside shorts and grab wat i wanted. id gather all the spit i had in my mouth and drip it all up and down ur cock. using my hand to get it all wet, id stroke it till u were nice and wet. id shove ya cock inside my mouth and slowly pull it back out my mouth, gripping it with my lips tightly. as u were almost out id drip spit all over ya cock, then i would go to work on that angry monster. id take as much as i could get my juicy mouth and use my lips to suck the life outta him. id slurp and choke, twirl and gag and spit on it until i worked him over and wore him down. id use his 2 best friends to take him down. bobbing them gently into my mouth as i used my tongue 2 lick up and down...then i go to the head of the problem by using suction and long licks, gently applied teeth and spit and sum clever tongue tricks to hit that sweet spot and make him explode in the back of my throat.... id let sum run down the sides of my face, but the rest of it... i would swallow...

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