"I'm so not looking forward to this statistics test. Like I get that it's
my final math class as an undergrad but god damn." Oliver sighed as he
walked with his best friend and roommate Ken.
"Bruh. It's statistics like the easiest kind of math. Besides you're
basically a math wiz anyways, Mr. Calculus is easy," Ken replied as he
adjusted his jacket.
Both friends laughed, not letting the chilly air getting to them as they
made their towards the Baxter building. It hadn't started snowing like
the weatherman had predicted that morning. Not that anyone was really
complaining, the cold wind was bad enough as it was.
It was only a five minute walk from the Franklin building where most of
their classes were held but that didn't stop them from shivering as they
walked across campus. When they made it inside Oliver quickly ran to the
restroom, the sudden shift in temp making him have to pee really bad. Ken
followed him into the restroom continuing their conversation as Oliver
occupied one of the urinals.
"Man winter can just fuck off already," Ken said right as Oliver finished
and pulled the handle down making the urinal flush.
"Huh?" Oliver replied as he turned towards the sinks and started washing
his hands under the cold water.
"I said winter can frig off. I'm tired of freezing my ass off walking
across campus," Ken reiterated.
"Aww does the poor baby hate the cold?" Oliver chuckled as he fixed his
short blonde hair in the mirror before drying his hands.
Ken had just flipped him off while quickly dodging the damp crumpled
paper towel being thrown at him. Oliver walked past him and picked it up,
tossing it into the garbage bin before they walked out. There was still
about ten minutes left before Oliver had his statistics class while Ken
was free for at least another hour. As they walked towards the classroom
they had passed a classmate of theirs; Emmi. She was a pretty little
blonde who had an unfortunate one night stand a few months ago that ended
with her getting pregnant and the baby daddy quickly disappearing.
Oliver and Emmi were pretty good friends, they had briefly dated a few
years back when they were college freshmen. Ken wasn't so fond of her but
never really had a "reason" to answer all the times Oliver would ask what
his deal was.
Just as they passed, Ken had made a rude remark about Emmi and the fact
that she was pregnant. Oliver immediately stopped walking and looked at
Ken with a stern look.
"Dude I don't know what the fuck your problem is but that was uncalled
for. You're so damn lucky she didn't hear you," Oliver snapped at Ken.
Emmi had heard his rude comment and was doing her best to keep her long
hair in her face as she bent her head down like she was reading the book
in her hand. She was doing her best to hide her teary face. The poor
woman didn't understand why Ken hated her so much, it's not like she had
done anything to him. She just wished he'd understand what it was like to
be her...
***
"What are you talking about...if that bitch is too stupid to not get her
ass drunk in a bar and let some douchebag stick it in her without her
even remembering it; why should I feel sorry for her pregnant ass" Ken
said unapologetic about his comment.
"Seriously; what do you have against her? I've told you before she's
basically a nice girl" Oliver said in reply.
Ken stopped and glanced over his shoulder. He saw the petite blonde still
sitting down the corridor in much the same way she had been when they
passed her by "I don't know" he sighed and shrugged his shoulders. "I
just get a weird vibe from her...I don't know what it is; I just don't
like her."
"And besides that...it's not your ass that gets pregnant," Oliver said
smirking at his friend "I thought you had a least a basic understanding
of sex"
"Shut the fuck up man" Ken replied.
Unlike Oliver, Ken wasn't studying anything that had much to do with
math. He was in his final semester of getting his education degree but he
also had no intention of going out and using it right away. Ken was
planning on graduating and then going right back for his Master's in
education and administration so he could eventually get a principal's
job.
"I better get to class," Oliver said as he took the stairs up.
Ken said nothing in reply. He turned though and looked down the hall one
more time. Emmi wasn't looking up, she gave no indication that she even
knew he was there, but Ken felt uncomfortable nonetheless.
He shivered slightly and wasn't sure if was still from the cold weather
outside or if it was from just being creeped out for some reason.
"Stupid" he mumbled as he shook his head.
He kept walking around the corner until he got to a spot where there were
some comfortable chairs. He took a seat and got out the book he was
reading for his next class.
He had read a few pages when he heard someone walking slowly in his
direction. Ken barely lifted his eyes enough to see the very pregnant
Emmi waddling her way toward him.
"Don't stop...don't stop...please bitch do not stop here" he pleaded in
his mind as he stared at the book trying not to make eye contact.
Ken could feel her eyes upon him but he refused to look up and give her
any satisfaction and he finally looked up as he could tell she had passed
by. He sighed and shook his head. "Dumbass bitch...wouldn't want to be
like her," he thought.
Emmi had walked past and had not said a word but as she got further away,
she heard the thought in his head loud and clear. She smiled a wicked
smile of glee as she continued walking. "Oh we'll see about that my
friend," she thought to herself.
***
Oliver was waiting at the door to the classroom for Emmi, he wanted to
apologize for the hundredth for his friends actions before they went in.
When she showed up a few minutes before class started, she seemed
perfectly fine, even had a smile on her face as she walked right up to
Oliver.
"Hey Ollie," the young woman said while still keeping her smile.
"Hey yourself Em," he replied, smiling back. "I want to apologize for
Ken's comment earlier in case you heard it..."
"I told you, you don't have to apologize for Ken's stupidity. He just
needs to man up and tell me what the hell his problem with me is. I
clearly did something at some point to piss him off."
Oliver was debating on whether to tell her that Ken really didn't have a
reason for why he hated her. After thinking about it for a few seconds he
decided not to tell her, at least not yet. They walked into the classroom
and sat down in their seats near the middle. The professor was one of the
last few bodies to walk in and get situated.
After everyone was settled in, the professor walked down the middle aisle
of the tables being used as desks and handed out stacks of stapled paper;
the statistics test. Oliver took a deep breath as Emmi handed the test to
him and after signing his name at the top, began.
Forty five minutes later...
Oliver and Emmi were walking out of the class, both relieved and a bit
worried after turning in their tests. The professor had thrown in some
really odd questions that threw Oliver off but as long as he got a C or
higher it wouldn't affect his overall grade. Emmi was pretty sure she got
at least a B but didn't want to rub it in.
"Hmm. It's almost lunch, wanna grab a bite to eat?" Oliver asked as they
walked down the hall.
"Is your girlfriend gonna throw a fit?" Emmi giggled.
Oliver was about to protest but just shook his head with a chuckle. "No,
she won't mind if she doesn't know."
***
Ken continued his reading for another few minutes until his stomach
rumbled "Gah I'm hungry" he said. He dug through his pockets and bag
until her found enough quarters for a trip to the vending machine across
the way.
He bought a Snickers bar and wolfed it down in four bites. "I haven't had
a craving for those in a long time," he thought while realizing that he
was still starving.
"I'd better head up to class," he said to himself grabbing his books and
checking his phone as he took the stairs two by two.
"Whoo" he said slightly out of breath when he made it to the fourth
floor. His lower back was starting to hurt just a little bit but he put
it out of his mind as he entered his classroom. He settled into a seat in
the back row up against the wall as other students filtered in.
For whatever reason, Ken was miserable during class. He couldn't
concentrate and he couldn't get comfortable in his seat. He kept
squirming and checking the time on his phone all the while he was
thinking about lunch.
"I am off my game today," he thought after his lecture was over. He
headed down and looked around for his friend. With Oliver nowhere to be
seen, he shrugged and headed out into the cold. The winter wind whipped
at his back and flipped the collar of his jacket up against the back of
his neck and his ears.
His brown hair was fairly short but it still moved about in the strong
breeze. His eyes watered slightly as he shoved his hands deep into his
jacket pockets, cursing to himself that he didn't bring any gloves.
There was a McDonald's on the edge of campus and he saw the golden arches
ahead of him like a beacon in the dark. Once inside, his stomach rumbled
once again.
Ken sent Oliver a text as he ate his Big Mac and fries, wondering where
he had went to. He figured that Oliver's girlfriend must have summoned
him and Oliver being Oliver, jumped at her whistle.
After eating, Ken simply felt tired. "I hope I'm not coming down with
something," he said to himself as he headed back to the place he shared
with Oliver.
"Maybe I just need a little nap," he said as he kicked his shoes off and
climbed into his bed.
***
Oliver and Emmi had just managed to make it into the cafeteria before the
lunch rush, which meant they got the freshest food possible and there
were plenty of empty tables to claim. The two quickly got in line behind
a few students and grabbed a tray and an empty plate. The cafeteria was
more of a "buffet" style, where the students could choose whatever they
wanted out of a rather large selection that was cooked fresh every day.
Emmi's plate was full of veggies and a couple pieces of fruit, while
Oliver made his own burger with lots of bacon on top with a side of
waffle fries and barbecue sauce. As they sat down at a nearby empty
table, Oliver's phone started buzzing. Setting the tray of food down, he
dug his hand into his front right jeans pocket, pulling out his iPhone
and seeing that Ken had texted him.
"I bet it's your gal pal wondering where you are," Emmi joked, having
already dug into her meal.
"You would be correct, Kenni is wondering where I went," he replied
showing her the text.
"Aww at least he cares enough to ask where you are."
"Eh, I guess. He's probably pissed that I didn't go to lunch with him. Oh
well."
They continued to chat while they ate their food, occasionally being
greeted by passing classmates who were on their way to different tables.
When they eventually finished their meal they ditched their empty plate
and tray on the dish conveyor belt that led to the kitchen to be washed.
Afterwards they walked out of the noisy cafeteria, neither had any
classes the rest of the day and it was only a quarter past one.
Emmi suggested going to the library and studying a bit, figuring Ken
wouldn't like her coming over to their apartment to hang out with Ollie.
Oliver thought it was a great idea, he pulled out his phone and quickly
texted Ken that he was going to the library to study. He didn't bother to
mention that he was going with Emmi, not wanting to hear the endless rant
that would have followed.
A few hours later...
Oliver and Emmi had spent more time talking then studying in the library,
getting the occasional dirty look from someone head deep into their
textbooks. They tried their best to stay as quiet as possible but then
one of them would make a joke and they'd instantly start giggling again.
Before they got into too much trouble, they quickly left the library. The
two hung out for a bit longer before they both parted ways for the day,
Emmi gave Oliver a big hug, or as much as her pregnant stomach would
allow her and thanked him for spending the day with her and for sticking
up for her against Ken.
"We should hang out again sometime," Oliver told her before getting into
his car.
"Definitely, take care and thanks again," Emmi replied with a bright
smile, knowing they'd be hanging out again soon, only in different
circumstances.
***
After climbing under a blanket, Ken started to warm up. "Shit...I must be
coming down with something; I'm burning up," he said as he stripped down.
He pulled off his socks, jeans, hoodie and t-shirt and lay there in just
a pair of boxer shorts panting and sweating.
He fanned himself a few times before he began to cool down by lying
still. His eyes kept closing and he decided to just give in and try to
sleep off whatever bug he was coming down with. Once asleep; it would be
almost 14 hours before Ken would wake back up.
He turned on his side and brought his knees up and his elbows in, almost
putting his body in the fetal position. He got cold again and his hand
went out searching for the blanket. As his fingers probed and groped, his
fingernails began to grow. Slightly longer to start but steadily out
longer and longer. As they found the blanket and wrapped around it, the
nails thickened and a light pink polish appeared on them.
Ken's fingers narrowed and trimmed as he brought the blanket up to his
chin. His hands got smaller and much more delicate as he brought them
back under the blanket and held them close to his chest.
Ken shivered as his arms shrank back and slimmed down as well tucked up
close to him. He felt a tickle on the side of his face and his right hand
came back out to scratch and move whatever was bothering him as he fell
deeper into sleep.
As Ken's short brown hair began to grow out longer and longer, it brushed
across his cheek. His hair began to wind down and out; some beneath the
blanket and some on top of it as it found the path of least resistance on
it's way out. His hair was now long, soft and shoulder length but at
least it was off his face so it no longer was a bother to him.
As his hair began to settle down, he moved his head on the pillow and put
out his chin. He could feel the cool air above the blanket on his face.
The slight stubble on his chin and cheeks began to pull inward and
disappear leaving nothing behind but soft smooth skin. His chin and
jawline softened and his lips puffed out and became softer and a nice
shade of natural pink. His teeth shrank down and even his tongue did as
well as he swallowed.
His upper lip smoothed and his nose pulled in smaller and narrower. Pert
and with a slight upturn at the end as his cheeks pulled up and became
much rounder as well. His eyes fluttered as he entered a stage of deep
sleep at the same time his eyes widened and shifted and his eyelashes
grew long and dark.
Ken's ears pulled in smaller and small holes appeared in the lower lobes
as his forehead narrowed and his eyebrows lightened and narrowed as well.
The next swallow saw his Adam's apple disappear and his neck go smooth
and elongate.
The blanket dropped down slightly as his shoulders decreased and rounded
off. It continued to go down and cling to his body as his chest and back
spasmed twice as they too shrank down dramatically as height and weight
disappeared from his shrinking frame.
Ken squirmed under the covers and his now soft and feminine face showed a
bit of distress as he shifted and lay on his back. His areolas spread out
on his bare chest and his nipples thickened and puffed out. His breathing
increased and went rapid for a few breaths before he took several long
and deep ones in and out. With each deep breath in, flesh began to gather
and build up and with each exhale, it moved forward increasing the size
of his breasts until they settled naturally back on his chest.
Ken turned to the other side; his left side and he rolled his shoulders
as his breasts flopped over and lay against each other. His right arm
came up to put his hand up by his face and his upper arm now rested
soundly on his large breast.
His stomach pulled up and in along with his waist as his hips and ass
began to grow. He had to move again to adjust for his increased width
across his hips but he quickly settled back into sleep as his ass
continued to grow out rounder and fuller.
Ken's closed eyes tightened and he balled himself up even tighter as the
next changes began. His testicles began to tighten up and pull inward
closer to his body. His penis began to move with simply a small quiver
before it began to lose length and mass pulling up closer as well.
His hips shifted as his testicles pulled back into his body and he let
out a long exhale as his penis disappeared as he knew it. Skin began to
reform and reshape as he became a functioning female. A slight smile came
across his lips as his clitoris formed and his vagina settled in.
Ken stretched out his legs as far as he could, but instead of his feet
coming into contact with the footboard of his bed, his feet now came up
to a spot several inches away from it. His legs were shrinking up shorter
even as his thighs thickened and became full and round. His calves
tightened up and trimmed up as well as his ankles slimmed.
He ran his feet back and forth against the sheets as they too began to
shrink smaller. His toes slimmed and shrank and the same color of light
pink appeared on those nails as well as his small, soft feet came to rest
again.
Ken flipped forward onto his stomach but only for a moment before his
unconscious mind made him turn on to his right side again. Something deep
down inside of him knew that he wasn't allowed to sleep on his stomach
any longer.
Ken's soft hands went to his stomach and lower abdomen and began to make
circular patterns there. As the hands moved, so did the flesh beneath it.
It began to rise up.
A slight round bump was there at first, not very noticeable at all to
begin with but it continued to steadily get larger. It kept its round
shape almost like a perfect basketball growing larger as it gets pumped
up.
Ken's hips shifted again and his ankles were no longer quite as slim. His
breasts increased in size as his stomach did until they rested up against
the large round stomach he now possessed.
As a final act, Ken's belly button popped out and his fingers ran over
it. A few seconds later; the baby kicked and made his Mom move under the
blanket again but it didn't wake her up. Kara continued with her nap as
the afternoon advanced into evening and eventual night.
***
When Oliver made it back to the apartment, he threw his keys on the
kitchen counter and grabbed a soda out of the fridge before heading to
his room. Walking past Ken's room, he saw he was fast asleep. Not wanting
to wake him up with his loud shenanigans, he slowly closed the bedroom
door before continuing to walk to his bedroom. After shutting his door as
quietly as possible, which wasn't much because the damn thing squeaked no
matter how slow you closed it, Oliver went and sat down at his desk.
He still had a few hours left before he'd have to go to bed to wake up
early enough to get ready for his 9 AM class. Pulling out his Business
Management textbook from his side bag he started going over his notes
while reading the assigned pages. After about a half hour of silent
reading, he popped in his earbuds and started playing music to help him
focus.
Around 10 PM, having gotten tired from studying the last few hours Oliver
closed his book and shut off his music. After getting ready for bed and
double checking he set his alarm for 7 AM, he curled up under the
blankets and slowly fell asleep.
***
Kara blinked open her eyes and stared at the clock '4:29' stood out in
red letters. "Shit; I can't believe I slept that long," she thought as
she took in how dark it looked out her window. "It's really 4:30 in the
morning..."
She felt an ungodly need to empty her bladder:It truly felt as if it were
about to burst it was so full let alone it felt like something heavy was
just pushing on it. "I gotta go," she thought as she blinked in the dark
and began to move.
Immediately, Kara realized that something was wrong.as she began to shift
her body. She scooted her hips slightly to the right toward the edge of
the bed and felt movement in her body like never before. Weight shifted
differently, parts jostled and she felt skin and mass in odd places.
In mere seconds. alarms starting going off in her brain "Something's
wrong with me...what's going on with my body? What the hell did I
catch...I knew I was getting sick but jesus...everything feels wrong all
of a sudden."
She jammed her hand down into the mattress to sit up but found that it
took every ounce of strength in her arm to prop herself up: Her chest and
top half wanted to topple back over. She made a concerted effort to push
up and swing her legs out just to sit up. "Whoa...something is very wrong
here," flashed into her mind as her body settled into a sitting position
in the dark.
Fear now flooded in quickly, a raw panic and inability to understand and
comprehend why her body felt so foreign after waking up.
Kara's eyes had begun to adjust after being open for a minute now; using
the dim light being put off by the electronics in the room and the weak
light making its way in through the blinds on the window from the moon
and the streetlight at the corner, she began to focus.
An irritating sensation set her off as her hair began to flutter down,
wisping away at her ears and cheeks as if she had sat up into a spider
web. She flung her hand up and swiped "What the...?" ran through her mind
as her nail caught her temple and scratched hard; much harder than she
expected.
She squeezed her eyes shut and opened them as wide as she could and
looked down. Her eyes widened, she stopped breathing and her jaw slowly
dropped.
"I have to be dreaming," ran through her mind. "There's no way...I have
to be asleep...this is the craziest dream I've ever had but it's a
dream." His mind tried to rationalize what she was seeing.
"Don't touch! Don't use your hand...your hand..." She looked to her right
to where her hand rested on the mattress. There standing out against the
dark sheets sat a small hand with long feminine fingernails; it simply
completed the picture. "Dream my ass; this is a fucking nightmare."
Kara began to breath again. She tried to control it and take in long
breaths and let them back out slowly. As she did, she simply watched her
body below her move. She watched a pair of large breasts rise up and
down, resting on top of a large round belly. "I'm dreaming that I'm a
pregnant woman."
Further down she looked at a pair of full and creamy colored thighs. With
her senses on high alert, Kara could feel her large protruding belly lift
up off of her thighs with her inhale and then come back down in contact
with them on each exhale.
She next realized that her feet were dangling above the floor off the
side of the bed. Since she had moved in, every time she had gotten out of
bed, her feet hit the ground until this time. She couldn't see them, but
she put them together and felt her ankles and big toes touch. She swung
her knees out and her feet swung out in opposite directions to come back
and crash back into each other.
"Get up," a voice in her mind said sternly. It was answered by a
different part of her mind. "I don't want to...I don't want to see...I
don't want this to be real...I don't understand it if it's not a dream."
"Get up!" the voice repeated and with a sigh, she dug the heels of her
hands into the mattress and pushed herself up with great difficulty.
It had been hard enough to just sit up in bed with all this extra weight
on her front but now she swayed like a drunk as her feet dropped to the
floor and her massive stomach worked its way up like a cresting wave.
She felt her stomach shift, her boobs shift, her legs and hips adjust and
her hair swish across the tops of her shoulders. "Long hair too..." she
thought absentmindedly as her fingers ran through it.
Kara steadied herself on her feet. She let her hands come to her body and
she gently ran her hands over the tightly pulled skin of her pregnant
belly. Her hands came up and ran over her large breasts. "This all feels
all too real," she thought as he hands took in the different textures of
the breasts; from the slightly sweaty and slick skin underneath to the
firmer and fuller feel on top. Her nipples were super sensitive and her
knees buckled slightly when her fingers gave them a pinch.
Kara began to walk; her body swayed and moved and jiggled and she quickly
realized that she was waddling more than walking a straight line to the
bathroom.
She felt the composition of the floor change from short carpet to cool
tiles under her feet as she flicked on the light. Harsh fluorescent light
flooded the room and she shut her eyes to adjust but there would a much
more difficult adjustment coming.
Kara opened her eyes and tried to scream but nothing came out. She saw
herself in the mirror. Wide brown eyes, full pink lips, small pert nose,
round smooth chin, long brown hair, full female breasts, very full
pregnant belly were all reflected back in the mirror. She looked at the
image and recognized it. Finally, she screamed.
***
Oliver was fast asleep, dreaming about riding a Harley down the
interstate when out of the blue he heard what sounded like a woman
screaming. He quickly opened his eyes, taking a quick deep breath and
laying there, wondering if the screaming was just part of the dream. It
only took a few seconds before he heard the screaming again and jumped
out of bed. As he walked towards the door he bumped into something but
couldn't really see what it was in the dark.
Feeling his way through the dark he walked right to where his bedroom
door should have been but there was nothing there but a blank wall.
Starting to think he was dreaming again, Oliver slowly felt around the
wall hoping he would find the door. When he did find it, he took a mental
note that the door was not where it used to be.
Stepping into the hallway, things got even weirder. Oliver heard the
screaming again and it sounded like it was coming from somewhere below
him? That wasn't right, the apartment was all on one floor. Walking down
the hall he saw a staircase lit up by a light far away.
"Em? Is that you? Did I stay at your place for some reason?" Oliver
hesitantly called out, wide awake at this point. There wasn't an answer
but it sounded like the source of screaming was crying. Something in the
back of Oliver's mind told him he was clearly dreaming but that didn't
stop him from running down the steps and towards the source of light.
Oliver had ran by the kitchen, having only known it was a kitchen by the
time clock from a microwave.
"What the fuck...? It's almost 5 in the morning," he whispered to himself
as he came upon the source of light. It was a bathroom that was slightly
smaller and without a tub.
Standing by the mirror was a young woman with long brown hair, her face
red and puffy from crying. Oliver could see her very pronounced breasts
sitting on top of an even bigger, rounder belly.
"W-who are you...?" Oliver asked confused.
***
Kara turned at the sound of a voice behind her "Oliver! You have to help
me!" she said in a frantic and panicked voice, tears running down her
round cheeks.
"Help you? Who the hell are you?" Oliver said never more confused in his
life.
"Ollie...it...it's me," Kara said pleading with her eyes and catching her
words between sobs. "It's Ken."
Oliver's eyes widened and his jaw dropped. "Ken? What the...?" He stepped
back and began to laugh now.
"What's funny...there's nothing funny about this?" Kara said taking a
tentative step forward.
"How much did Ken pay you to put you up to this?" Oliver said. "I mean,
this is one hell of an elaborate joke, I have to give him credit."
"J...joke?" Kara said upset.
"He really topped himself this time. He somehow moves my sleeping body to
a different house...impressive in and of itself, but then tops it off by
putting a screaming pregnant woman in a bathroom." Oliver shook his head.
"I don't know why or what it means but it is an impressive practical
joke."
"This..this is no joke Oliver; I really am Ken!" Kara said. "You have to
believe me."
"No. Ken is not a short pregnant woman; can't happen," Oliver said.
"Now...if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my apartment. You need
to put some clothes on and I've got class tomorrow and..."
Oliver turned his back to walk away when he felt a shove in his back that
made him stumble forward into the darker kitchen.
"You dumb fuck! You insensitive prick!" Kara yelled after she put her
hands on Ollie's back and pushed him as hard as she could. She stomped
forward and closed the distance between the two them as Oliver walked
backward trying to keep a distance from this crazed naked pregnant woman.
"Whoa take it easy there...I..." Oliver began.
"No! You listen here: I need your help Oliver. This isn't a joke and I'm
not someone Ken hired: I told you the truth I am Ken."
Oliver began to laugh again.
"Shut the fuck up and listen to me. I left you before your stats class
yesterday after we walked past your old ex; I took a seat...wasn't
feeling good...went to my methods class and then to Mickey D's...came
back here to take a nap." She paused and looked down at her naked body
again. "And I woke up as a pregnant woman."
Oliver just stared.
"You have to believe me," Kara said slowly and deliberately.
Oliver took a closer look at the woman before him in the low light. He
stepped over and flicked on a wall switch and illuminated the room. Both
of them squinted for a moment in the now bright kitchen.
There was definitely something very familiar about the woman's looks to
Oliver. He knew Ken didn't have a sister, but if he did, she would look
like this. The features were all very similar to Ken's just smaller and
more feminine. She even had the small mole on her neck like he did and
even had the same scar above her left eyebrow. "Holy Shit," he mumbled.
While features could look the same, scars and moles weren't hereditary.
***
"If you're really Ken, then I'll ask you questions that only Ken would be
able to answer," Oliver said smugly.
"Are you being fucking serious right now? Why is it so hard for you to
believe that your best friend just woke up as a pregnant woman?" Kara
yelled back.
"For all I know I could still be dreaming and at some point I'm gonna
wake up and remember this being some weird lucid dream."
Before Oliver could say anything else, a loud slap echoed through the
kitchen. Kara slapped the right side of his face leaving a red mark in
the shape of her smaller hand across his cheek. She stood there staring
at her friend waiting for him to react but only silence filled the void.
"You were born on March 8, 1992. You had a dog named Boo growing up
because he had white poofy fur. You're mom and dad separated and got back
together after working together to fix their relationship. Do I need to
continue or do you still think this is some kind of dream?" Kara said
sternly as she walked over and sat down at the small breakfast counter
across from Oliver.
Oliver shook his head and walked into the kitchen, digging through
cabinets till he found the one that contained all the drinking glasses.
Grabbing one, he walked over to the fridge and set the cup in the little
notch on the door and pressed the button for water. After drinking the
small cup of water and setting the cup into the sink, Oliver walked so he
was again standing across from Kara.
"Alright. I believe you Ken. You still have that stupid scar on your left
eyebrow from when we were skateboarding and the hair never grew back."
Oliver chuckled staring at the woman's face in front of him.
Kara didn't respond right away, clearly thinking of what she wanted to
say but not finding the right words. While she was busy sitting there
Oliver walked out of the kitchen to see what house they had apparently
woken up in. Walking to the front door, he opened it and peered outside.
The streetlights were still on, illuminating the street in front of him
if only a little bit. Oliver looked beyond the street in front of him and
could just barely make out the apartments.
"Oh fuck..." Oliver said, a bit louder than he expected.
"What?" Kara replied, not having moved from her spot.
As Oliver closed the door slowly and locking it back up. "Remember the
houses that were basically behind us? We're in one of those houses, but
how the fuck...?"
Nothing was making sense and it almost five thirty in the morning.
Sitting down on the couch in what appeared to be the living room, Oliver
leaned forward with his head in his hands. Kara still feeling upset about
the whole situation slid off the stool she had been sitting on, making
sure her feet touched the ground before sliding off all the way and
walked over and sat down next to him. Feeling like there was nothing much
else to do, she grabbed Ollie's nearest hand and put it on her belly as
the baby jostled around.
***
"What about this?" Ollie said, his hand pressed against the taut skin of
Kara's stomach. A wave of movement passed under his hand, rippling the
surface of her flesh.
"I don't know...I honestly don't," Kara said. "This is really all just
too much to take in; too much to process. Too much has changed and I
don't know why...I feel like my brain is about to split open from all the
differences."
"I know..." Oliver said. "So checklist...you are now a woman."
"Duh," Kara replied.
"You are now a pregnant woman," Oliver continued.
"Double Duh," Kara said.
"We find ourselves in a house instead of our apartment. I guess we have
to look at what stayed the same," Oliver said.
Kara shivered; she looked down at herself. "I'm cold."
"You're naked," Ollie said.
"No shit Sherlock," she said and began to get up. The couch was well used
and rather soft; as such, Kara was having a heck of a time trying to get
up off of it. After a second attempt failed she hissed, "Can I get a hand
here?"
She locked her right hand on the front edge as Ollie hooked his arm under
her left and stood up with her.
"Thank You," Kara said flipping her hair back and exhaling hard. "Harder
than it looks to move with this." She looked up and realized that Oliver
was now 8 to 10 inches taller than her where they had been about the same
height yesterday.
Oliver looked down, he couldn't help but look. "Uh," Kara said in a
disgusted tone as she watched his eyes lower and linger on her large
exposed breasts. "I should slap you again ya pig." She whipped her arms
across her breasts and covered her nipples. "My eyes are up here buddy."
Oliver blushed and removed his t-shirt and handed it to Kara. She took it
and put it on over her head. It swallowed up her long hair and didn't
cover her belly but at least it was something. She pulled her hair out
and it fell down over her shoulders. "Long hair isn't the worst of my
problems."
She tugged on the bottom but it just slid back up letting her belly poke
out.
Oliver looked around. "So...living room...kitchen and dining," he said
pointing. "Bathroom...what's upstairs?"
"Let's find out," Kara said.
"Velma, Shaggy and Scooby will take the basement while Daphne and I check
upstairs," Oliver joked.
"You're not funny," Kara said as she followed him up the stairs.
At the top of the stairs, they opened the door on the left. It was filled
with boxes and junk. "Later," Oliver thought as he opened the door to the
right.
"Oh shit," he said as he stepped inside.
There was a queen sized bed with both sides looking well used as well as
two dressers and few piles of clothes and shoes and a full closet.
From just the pairs of shoes lined up along the side, they could both
tell that there were clothes here for both sexes.
Kara went to the closet first and dug in at the far right. She found
skirts and dresses and a few nice blouses and sweaters...her dress
clothes. Sweatshirts and more casual clothes were in front of them and
below were a pair of pink and white sneakers, sandals, boots and heels.
For curiosity's sake, she stuck her foot out and snagged a sandal; her
foot fit it perfectly.
***
Oliver walked over to one of the dresser and saw a few picture frames,
all of them with him and Kara in them. He picked one up, it looked recent
because it had him standing behind Kara and holding the sides of her
pregnant belly with her hands on top of his. Both had bright big smiles
on their faces as if they were really excited. Next to the picture looked
like a date.
"May 4th, 2016," Oliver read aloud as he walked over to Kara. The date
sounded oddly familiar to him but couldn't quite pinpoint it in his
swirling mind.
"Huh?" Kara asked, having slipped her other foot into the matching sandal
and turning to see what Oliver found.
"It's a pregnancy announcement," Oliver mumbled as he held it in front of
her to see. "Like it looks professionally done."
Kara swiped it from him to get a closer look and looked up at him. "This
is your 'girlfriend's' due date."
"Emmi is not my girlfriend! Just because we dated a couple years ago
doesn't make her my girlfriend," Oliver snapped back.
Speaking of Emmi, Oliver could hear his phone ringing and walked over to
the other dresser where his phone had apparently been sitting. The caller
ID said it was from someone named Eddie.
"Hello?" Oliver answered with a confused tone in his voice.
"Ollie? Oh thank god. It's Emmi, something happened!" the male voice
frantically said on the other end.
"Em? Umm yeah, Ken's a pregnant woman and we're in some house that
clearly is ours..." Oliver replied.
"Give me the address. I'm coming over," Emmi said, grabbing a pen and
paper as Oliver gave her instructions while looking out the bedroom
window.
When they finished talking, Kara was grabbing a few bits of clothing and
walking into the bathroom that was connected to the bathroom. Oliver had
just heard the door shut and walked over, knocking.
"Ken? You alright?" he asked.
"I'm trying to change you pervert! You've basically have seen me
naked..." Kara yelled through the door, sounding like she was struggling
with something.
"Er... Okay. I'm going downstairs to wait for Emmi."
Before Kara had a chance to announce her disgust with Emmi stopping by,
especially at six in the morning, Oliver had already left the room.
***
"What the fuck could she want?" Kara thought as she wiggled her hips to
take off the boxer shorts.
She knitted her eyebrows down in curiosity. She stood up on her tiptoes,
craned her neck over and lifted her belly up. "Oh God," she gasped. She
looked up in shock but then looked back down at her new situation. She
had to laugh at herself as she eased back down. She let her fingers do a
quick exploration before she shook her head and stepped into a pair of
panties.
She had found a pair of maternity jeans that she put on and pulled the
wide elastic band up over her protruding belly. A large white bra went on
before a pink maternity top to cover the rest of her.
She looked around the bathroom and took in the female products and
accessories that she now possessed. "Why the fuck do I have four
hairbrushes? Why would anyone need four hairbrushes?"
She picked up a bottle of cocoa butter. "For stretch marks..." she read
before sticking out her tongue at the bottle. Perfumes, lotions, creams
and moisturizers littered the top of the sink "All mine I suppose."
Kara padded her way out of the room but before heading downstairs, she
went across the hall to the junk room.
Once in the room, she bent down to a half opened box when she saw her old
high school yearbook. She opened it and flipped to the page 46, her eyes
trailing down to the third row, second picture in "What the fuck?" she
said. She looked at the list of names to the right only to read 'Reeves,
Kara'.
She straightened up and turned to another box; it looked very familiar in
that she saw several of her textbooks from last semester. Inside the
first book was her evaluation from her semester as a student teacher. She
pulled it out and began to read 'Ms. Reeves showed an overall improvement
in her interactions with the students William McKinley High School...'
"This is bullshit" Kara said storming out of the room. She stomped down
the stairs and stood in front of Oliver "So what the fuck is that bitch
coming over for?" she asked crossing her arms over her belly and tapping
her foot in irritation.
"Um...I don't think you should call her a bitch anymore," Oliver said
quietly.
"Why not?"
"Well for one thing, I think she's now a he," Oliver said.
"What?" Kara replied, her shoulders slumping.
"Yeah...It was a guy's voice and it came up on my phone as 'Eddie' even
though it was Emmi's number and he said he was Emmi," Oliver admitted.
Kara gritted her teeth and seethed. Her breathing got loud and pronounced
"That fucking bitch!" she yelled. "She has something to do with this."
"What?"
"What do you mean what? I turn into a pregnant woman with her due date
and she turns into a dude all by random coincidence. No; when she gets
here I'm going to give her a piece of my mind and make her flip us back
around. This isn't funny and this isn't over and when...
"That must be her now," Kara said and stomped to the door flinging it
open.
"You've got a lot of nerve..." Kara finally opened her eyes and realized
that she was talking into the chest of a very tall man "You..." she said
as her eyes trained upward.
***
"So that's where my boobs went. And then some..." the man said with a
smile as he moved his slightly long hair out of his eyes.
"Emmi?" Oliver asked who was standing off to the side.
"You think this is some kind of fucking joke? I'm pregnant with your
baby! This is beyond bullshit!" Kara yelled and tried to hit Emmi in the
chest.
He caught her hands and pushed himself into the house, closing the door
behind him with his foot. Kara was twisting her arms to free herself but
found she really couldn't with Emmi's new strength.
"Let me go asshole!" Kara yelled, still twisting and squirming.
"Are you going to try and hit me again?" Emmi asked sounding like he was
scolding a young child.
"Let her go Em. No reason to start fighting, especially at this hour,"
Oliver said while watching the both of them.
Emmi let go of Kara and took an immediate step back just in case. The
young woman kept her hands to herself as she walked up the stairs, not
wanting anything to do with the two men in the room.
Oliver and Emmi heard Kara slam the bedroom door shut and they looked at
each other.
"So... Eddie is it?" Oliver asked.
"Edmund according to my drivers license but Eddie works too. What's Ken's
new name?" Eddie asked.
"Never had a chance to ask. Been calling her Ken and haven't been
corrected since," Oliver replied with a shrug.
They noticed a purse sitting on a chair and went over to it, digging into
its contents to see what Ken's new name was. Oliver dumped the purse out
onto the chair. Eddie snatched what looked to be a wallet and popped it
open.
"Kara. That's a pretty name," Eddie said as he closed the wallet and put
it back into the purse.
Oliver had put everything back and went over to where the picture frame
was, grabbing it and bringing it over to his friend.
"This was in the bedroom we apparently now share. The date is... was your
due date," Oliver said as he handed it over to Eddie.
"Hmm... Wait how do you know that was my due date?" Eddie asked with a
questioning look.
"You told me when you found out?" Oliver chuckled, walking into the
kitchen to make some coffee. He figured there was no sense in trying to
fall asleep at this point.
"Oh, right. But this looks like a formal announcement and you two look
so... happy?" Eddie replied, setting the picture frame down.
"I know, right? Me and Ken a couple? That's a joke in itself," Oliver
said back from the kitchen. "Holy shit... We have a Keurig?"
Eddie was confused and walked into the kitchen and saw the shiny black
machine sitting on the counter with Oliver standing in front of it.
"Your best friend is basically your pregnant girlfriend and me, your ex
is now your best friend and you're excited over a Keurig?" Eddie sighed.
"No...? I just wasn't expected to see this in the kitchen is all. Also
Ke-ara isn't my girlfriend," Oliver quickly said trying to save face.
"This whole ordeal says otherwise Ollie..." Eddie replied quietly.
***
Kara slammed the door behind her and then leaned back against it. She
started to cry and eventually worked her way up into full fledged sobs.
Her stomach began to heave which upset the baby into kicking and
squirming all over the place.
Kara began to regain her composure and walked to the bed to sit down on
something comfortable. "Calm down in there," she said as she put her
hands on her belly.
The baby seemed to listen to its Mother and did begin to move less and
less. "That's better," Kara whispered.
She shook her head again "This is so totally incomprehensible. I could
understand aliens coming down to Earth and standing directly in front of
me before I could ever understand waking up as a pregnant woman"
"May 4th isn't that far off; If I don't figure out someway to change
back, I'm going to have to give birth!" Kara thought. "And even then,
that might be the least of my problems. I'll still be a woman but I'll
also be a Mom. I'll have to try to breastfeed and change diapers and
raise a child all while learning to deal with no dick...big boobs...long
hair...girl clothes...shit."
She stood up. "It's like the whole world knows me as Kara, like I've
always been a girl except for me, Ollie and Eddie."
Kara got her courage back up and opened the bedroom door. She walked back
downstairs to see the two men standing by the kitchen counter talking.
"Oh, Glad you could rejoin us Kara," Oliver said.
"So you know my new name, what else do you know about all of this?" she
asked. "But before we go any further, I owe you an apology" she added
staring at Eddie.
"You must have overheard what I said about you yesterday so I'm sorry: It
was wrong to make fun of you for getting pregnant and I was a jerk," she
said dropping her eyes at the last words.
***
"Not much. I appreciate the apology but I refuse to accept it. It just
sounds very convenient that you're apologizing since you're the one who's
preggers," Eddie smirked.
Kara didn't say another word and walked away. Oliver could swear he heard
her trying to hold back sobs as him and Eddie watched her walk past the
kitchen and into a different room. The two men talked for a few more
minutes before Eddie left, figuring he had overstayed his welcome.
"Go take care of your girlfriend. I'll text you if I figure anything out
about our situation," Eddie said as he walked out the door.
"Alright..." Oliver replied, muttering under his breath that Kara wasn't
his girlfriend.
With a loud sigh Oliver sat down on the couch for a few minutes before
getting up and walking past the kitchen, trying to figure out which of
the three doors Kara was behind. The first door was the bathroom, the
second was a closet, which meant the last door had to be it.
Putting his ear up to the door he could hear her crying, taking a deep
breath he opened the door. Sitting across the room in a comfy looking
blue chair was Kara, the rest of the room looking like a nursery.
***
Kara was sitting in the rocking chair a few feet away from a crib. She
rocked and cried, cried and rocked. The tears just kept coming and she
made no effort to stop them.
"Stupid," she chided herself. "What did you think was going to happen in
there? You say you're sorry and poof; everything goes back to the way it
was yesterday...stupid."
She heard the door slowly opening and she turned her head to see Oliver
standing in the door. She tried to muster up a smile but it instead came
out as a glare "Did he leave?" she said in a tone dripping with acid.
Oliver took a cautious step in. "Yeah...um...he, uh, left a few minutes
ago."
Kara simply stared; breathing so hard her nostrils flared.
"That's a wicked case of resting bitch face you've got there" Oliver
tried to joke.
Kara turned her head away from him and stared at the wall.
"Look, I'm sorry; that was an inappropriate joke...I'm just trying to
lighten the mood a bit. This is all so much to take in," Oliver said.
"Really?" Kara said. "It must be so hard for you to suddenly live in a
nicer house...what a big problem you have on your hands...jesus fucking
christ Oliver."
Oliver sighed "I know I'm not the one who whole physical being was
changed but I'm obviously in on this too; that picture upstairs
in...uh...the...uh...bedroom proves it," he said stumbling over whether
he should call it 'their' room.
"I found this note sitting on that huge teddy bear in the corner," Kara
said thrusting a piece of paper at Oliver, who took it and read:
'Our Darling Kara,
We're so happy for you and Ollie, we can't wait to be Grandparents,
Love Mom and Dad'
Oliver looked over the top of the note at the back of Kara's head. He
only saw her profile silhouetted against the wall. She turned back to
him, tears in her eyes "I'm so scared right now; I don't know what to do"
Oliver had no idea what the appropriate response would be. His mind raced
and he knelt down next to Kara as she continued lightly rocking back and
forth. He put his hand on her shoulder. "We'll figure this out," was all
he could say.
Kara brought her hand up and put it on top of Oliver's. "Thank You," was
all she said with a slight nod of her head. "From the pictures and the
note, I have to guess that this is yours," she said running her other
hand over her stomach. "Why else would you be getting congratulated by my
parents who seem to live in a universe where they had a daughter."
Kara managed to smile. "I wonder if my older brother is now Erica instead
of Eric."
"That would piss him off," Oliver readily agreed.
"I don't know the first thing about being a girl, let alone a Mom," Kara
said. "Why was I put in this body without any additional knowledge to
help me out with it?"
"I don't know," Oliver said. "You're right in that everything else seemed
to change around us; our living quarters...our pasts, especially your
past but not our minds."
"I get a vagina and no instruction manual comes with it. I've seen babies
heads...those things are fucking huge and now I have to squeeze one of
things out of a tiny hole," Kara said. "I get 24 hour access to boobs and
I'm going to have to use them in feeding" She looked down at herself. "Is
this is my body from now on?"
The time was creeping up closer to the start of their usual day. "Should
I go to class?" Kara asked.
***
"I'm not. It's my science class and today isn't lab day so I can afford
to miss it," Oliver replied, grabbing a little stool nearby and sitting
in front of Kara. "I figure spending the day here with you and figuring
out what we're gonna do."
Kara smiled slightly, not wanting Oliver to see that she appreciated that
he was thinking of her.
"I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad..." Oliver said as he looked up at
Kara. "And you a mom..."
"Tell me about it..." Kara muttered as she moved a few loose strands of
hair out of her face.
"You know I just realized something. You read about what people would do
if they suddenly ended up as the opposite gender," Oliver started.
"Umm yeah?" Kara responded trying to figure out where he was going with
this.
"Besides your initial freaking out, you seem to be adjusting well in a
way. Eddie seemed to be perfectly fine, then again if I woke up with a
dick..." His voice trailed off as Kara gave him a dirty look. "Sorry."
Kara just sighed and gently rubbed her belly. He was right though, she
felt like she was slowly adjusting to this. Oliver was making a funny
face when she finally noticed. She started to giggle which made Ollie in
turn laugh.
"What was that about?" Kara said in between giggles.
Oliver shrugged his shoulders and leaned back, to far as he suddenly
started flailing his arms while falling backwards. Kara bursted out
laughing as Oliver just laid there on the floor.
"You idiot," she giggled with a smile.
He just laid there, still in a bit of a daze when he heard the chair make
a loud groan of relief as Kara stood up. She walked over to him and
offered her hand to help him up. Once he was standing he thanked her but
not before his stomach made a loud growling noise.
"Guess I'm hungry. Umm... McDonald's is still open for breakfast, my
treat," he offered, neither noticing they were still holding hands.
"I'd like that," she replied, finally noticing they were still holding
hands and quickly let go of his. Her cheeks were flushed with a bright
pink color as she turned away from him.
"Sorry..." Oliver quickly said trying to hide his own embarrassment. "Let
me shoot my professor an email to let him know I can't make it in and
we'll go. Alright?"
"That's fine. I should do the same," Kara said as they both started
walking to the door.
After Oliver sent off his email, he got a response about five minutes
later telling him that was fine and understood with the baby on the way.
The professor sent him the pages he had assigned and a couple copies of
the lecture notes. He had to reread the email a few times to make sure he
read the first half right.
"Even my professor thinks I'm having a kid? This is just getting
worse..." he thought as he closed his laptop.
As he was setting his laptop to the side his phone started ringing. "Who
the hell could that be?"
Picking up the phone he saw it was his mom calling him.
***
"Hey Mom," Oliver said a bit hesitantly. "What's up?"
"Well I was just calling because I knew you'd be up with your classes and
all, but your Father and I were wondering if you and Kara would like to
go to dinner with us tonight."
"Um, I guess that would be okay. Let me check with Kara though first; I
don't think she has anything planned for later that I'm aware of," Oliver
said trying to buy some time.
"Well if it's not tonight, we insist that it's sometime in the next few
days," his Mom said. "I wanted to catch you early before you made plans."
"Yeah...you know what...why not? Where do you want to go?" Oliver said.
"Murphy's is close to you so why not say 5 o'clock...we'll meet you
there."
"Okay Mom...we'll see you later," Oliver said ending the call. "Kara's
probably going to kick my ass about this," he sighed to himself.
Kara had walked to the bathroom "I need to shower" she said to herself
"This should be interesting" Being pregnant had already caused her to pee
three times in the last three hours so she knew how that felt and
functioned all too well. "If I honestly have to sit every time for the
rest of my life..." she said to herself as she took off her top and bra,
exposing her breasts and belly again.
She folded down the top of the maternity jeans and worked them down her
legs along with her panties. "I guess it's human nature to try to adapt
to your surroundings and survive." She looked at her naked body in the
mirror. "If you don't; you'd go insane."
She turned around and put her back to the mirror and glanced over her
shoulder. "Look at that ass," she said to herself and laughed before she
stepped into the shower.
The shower head was shooting directly into her face now so she had to
reach up and adjust it down. "Being short is going to take some getting
used to as well," she said spitting out water.
As she washed her hair she thought, "God, wet long hair is heavy as
fuck," but she took her time rinsing out the shampoo. "My skin feels so
soft," she thought as she lathered up her face and body. "I'm round in
places I've never been round before," she thought as she washed her
thighs and ass and hips. Her breasts and stomach received special
treatment as the water had woken up the baby again. "If I dive into a
swimming pool, I'd be a human submarine," she thought as she watched the
water run off her.
Toweling off, she tried to tie her hair up in one like she'd seen women
in movies do, but it simply wasn't happening, the towel just kept sliding
off onto her shoulders. She wrapped one around under her armpits and
walked back to her bedroom.
"AH," she yelled as Oliver was standing there.
"AH!" he yelled back in return. "You scared the crap out of me," he said.
"You! You scared me...I'm not used to someone being in my room when I
come into it," Kara said.
"Um...yeah...about that..."
Kara shook her head back and forth quickly. "No, No, No, No, No...couch
mister...I am NOT sleeping in the same bed with you." She caught herself
before she could say the word 'yet'
Oliver smiled slyly. "I get it," he wasn't sure if he should be hurt or
not by the snub though. It was becoming obvious that they were a couple
but it was still Ken in there.
"What are you waiting for...a free show," Kara said flipping her hands
out at him. "Get out so I can get dressed."
Oliver smiled and ducked out of the room and waited in the kitchen for
her to come back down.
When she did, she was wearing the same jeans but now had on a green
colored top along with some brown flats.
"So what do you want?" Oliver asked as they stood in line at McDonald's.
"I'll take two sausage McMuffins with egg and a large orange juice," she
said thinking juice would be better for the baby than coffee.
She smiled and left going to pick out a table for them. It was a bit
humbling for her to have to scoot the table out an inch of two just be
able to slide her belly into the booth and fit behind it.
Oliver arrived with their tray. "Thanks Ollie," she said naturally but
with her lilting voice and smile, it came out much more flirtatious than
she meant it to be.
"So I got a call from my Mom wanting us to go out to dinner with them
tonight," Oliver admitted blushing just a bit.
Kara's eyes widened and she stopped chewing to stare at him.
"What...Thanks for telling me," she said after she managed to swallow.
***
"Hehe... Yeah my bad. It was so sudden and I didn't know what to do! It
was my mom for Pete's sake," Oliver replied trying to keep his voice down
and not draw attention.
"You could have at least said something back at the house. Great, we get
to have dinner with your folks. Just how I wanted to spend the evening.
Because it's not like I have any other major problems going on right
now," Kara said pointing at her new body.
Oliver had taken a few bites of his pancakes and let Kara rant on a bit
more. He knew he already messed up and the last thing he wanted was for
her to really get after him. They eventually finished their meals, Ollie
having to help Kara out of the booth only to have an older lady
compliment him for being such a gentleman and congratulated them on their
pregnancy.
Kara awkwardly thanked the older lady as she stood up, bumping into
Oliver. She felt him wrap his arm around her side, pulling her closer
like he was trying to protect her. It wasn't that she didn't mind, in
fact for some strange reason she liked it.
Oliver didn't even notice he was doing it as they walked out of the
McDonald's. That is until they made it out to the car and then they
quickly split apart.
"Umm..." Oliver stuttered as he fumbled with his keys.
"It's fine, Ollie," Kara giggled. "It was nice and we kept up a good
charade."
He didn't say a word as he stepped into the driver's seat, Kara joining
him up front in the passenger's seat.
"Well do you wanna do something else or go back to the house?" Kara
asked, the thought that they owned a house still sounded weird.
"We can do whatever," Oliver said while putting the key into the
ignition.
"Alright. I want to go back home and have you fuck my brains out while we
watch Netflix," Kara joked while trying to contain her laughter.
Oliver opened his mouth to say something but immediately closed it and
started up the car.
"Or on the bed. I'm sure the tv in the bedroom has the ability to stream
Netflix," Kara joked, taking it a bit too far for Oliver's liking.
The poor guy didn't know how to respond to such a thing. It was as if his
mind had turned to pure liquid and was sloshing around inside his skull.
He turned to her and finally asked, "For reals though. What do you want
to do?"
"Who says I was joking?" Kara responded with the most serious looking
face she could muster.
"Kara. Stop joking around, for fucks sake," Oliver snapped back, feeling
embarrassed and irritated.
"Okay okay. Calm your tits..." Kara's voice softened as she realized how
ironic that phrase was now. "I was only joking. I don't know what else we
can do till dinner. So let's go back to the house."
***
Kara smiled as Oliver started their car up. She might have been joking
but something about saying the words sparked something deep down inside
her. Her heart was beating faster and a tingle ran up her spine thinking
about the possibility of having sex in this body.
Oliver had an odd look on his face as he waited to turn right out of
parking lot. "What the hell am I thinking?" he thought "It's Ken...I
can't..." He glanced out the corner of his eye. Kara was looking down, a
few strands of her long brown hair were hanging loose beside her cheek
and her lips parted. She licked her lips as she closed her eyes and
tilted her head to look out the window.
"You could have made that," she said.
Oliver had gotten lost looking at her for a moment. "Uh...what?" he said.
"Yeah, I thought he was slower than that I guess."
Kara looked back at him, flipping her hair back in a natural and graceful
way. She smiled innocently and tilted her head to the right just a touch.
Her eyes glanced down and she saw the bulge in the front of Oliver's
pants. "Dude," she said laughing.
"What?" Oliver said blushing.
"You fucking want me don't you," she said.
Oliver pursed his lips tightly together and blushed. He couldn't help
himself; she was an attractive woman sitting a few feet away.
"I'll say one thing...being a chick means being able to play it much
cooler when it comes to that," Kara said. "Am I really seriously thinking
about this, this is crazy."
"I was a guy 24 hours ago...fuck, estrogen must be rampaging through me
right now" she thought but what she said was "loosen up dude"
"This is nuts," Oliver replied. He drove on back to the house but he
laughed as he said it. "You're just fucking with me."
Kara laughed long and hard until she burped. "Ugh, heartburn...stupid
orange juice."
They went inside and looked around at the house now that it was in the
light. "We did a decent job of decorating; nothing fancy, but it looks
comfy," Oliver said.
"Maybe we had help from our parents this time, they didn't care about the
man cave but now that we're a couple and it's their first grand baby"
Kara said.
Kara lowered herself down to the couch where she stretched out her legs
"I ache all over; my back, my hips, my legs, my feet," she pointed her
toes and wiggled them, giggling about the fact that she couldn't reach
the far end.
"You want to rub them?" Kara asked while moving her bare feet back and
forth.
Oliver did want to rub them but he just laughed. He did reach out and
pinch her left big toe which made her smile "Thanks honey" Kara said with
a smile.
Oliver wandered off smiling but searching for more information about
their lives now.
***
"Did she really just call me honey?" he thought as he walked around the
living room, noticing various picture frames strung along the walls.
Each frame had a picture of them, a few Oliver recognized as old pictures
Emmi and him had taken when they had started dating. After looking at the
photos he walked over to the big living room window near the front door.
Peering through the curtains, Ollie was immediately blinded by the bright
shining sun.
He quickly stepped back and shoved the bit of cu