It was a Friday afternoon on an autumn day in the early 1980s. Bobby was
home from school awaiting his mother's arrival, which typically occurred
in the late afternoon after dropping off his older sister at dance class.
During the interval, he normally played outside with his friends, hung
out at a friend's house, read a book, watched television, played Ms.
Pacman, Centipede or pinball at the local arcade, or any number of
activities typical of an early middle school student of that era.
However, this Friday would not be typical or normal. His mother ordered
him not to go anywhere and to simply await her arrival. It was, "be home
or else." Her words from a week ago echoed through his thoughts, "You
never listened when I told you to pay more attention to your hair. Now I
am going to do something about it!" He suspected "doing something about
it" meant she might not have any intention of giving him a haircut. He
liked having long "rock star" hair. If not a haircut, then what?
As Bobby nervously waited, he realized he had never given much thought to
his hair. Other than shampooing it and, as his mother would occasionally
demand, applying conditioner. He did little more than towel dry it, run a
comb through it and let it dry naturally. This was in stark contrast to
his mother, Annette, and older sister, Lisa, who spent an exponential
quantity of time dedicated to their hair. Countless hair-related objects
cluttered the bathroom countertops every day: regular hair rollers, hot
curlers, hair dryers, curling irons, hair clips and pins, barrettes, and
various other hair-related accessories dominated much of the bathroom
space and were testament to the amount of time devoted to their hair--and
that was just the bathroom he shared with his sister! Add to that the
limitless other items in their beauty regimen arsenal and Bobby did well
to find a small niche for his few personal toiletries. When he dared to
ask Lisa for more countertop space for his few things he was met with
derision and ridicule. When he took the matter up with his mother she
admonished, "Ladies need more bathroom space than men do and it's best
you learn that now!" It resulted in him losing the miniscule bathroom
plot he had carved out!
Bobby had grown his hair long in the fashion of heavy-metal rock stars of
the day. While his mother tolerated his long mane, she demanded that it
be kept tidy and under control. When he sought his mother's approval to
wear his hair like a rock star he recalled her response, "You are now old
enough to make decisions regarding your personal appearance. I'm fine
with you growing your hair long but it must be kept neat and well-
groomed. This means I want you to take the initiative of asking me to do
an occasional light trim. I shouldn't have to hound you regarding your
appearance, so I won't nag you about this. However, I will not tolerate
straggly, disheveled, or unruly hair." She concluded her prerequisite
with an ultimatum delivered in an ominous tone, "Heed my words: Pay
attention to your hair or I WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!"
Bobby began his "rock star" grow-out with longer hair than most boys his
age. He never seriously thought about why he liked having longer hair, it
just felt right to him. He followed his mother's directive to the letter
at first, however, as time passed and his hair reached shoulder length he
became ever more lax and inattentive to it. He knew this annoyed her as
she occasionally, without warning, would run a brush through his hair or
brusquely grab his arm and sit him down for a light trim. Yet she never
followed through on her threat to "Do something about it." He assumed she
had forgotten all about her warning. He was wrong... She had now taken a
sudden and unsettling interest in his hair.
His thoughts drifted back to just over a week ago... Eight days had
passed since the most humiliating event of his life: His older sister,
Lisa, "Girlified" him. Through physical force and coercion, she compelled
him to wear a dress and submit to having his hair curled. A touch of
blackmail sealed his obedience. At a year and a half older, she was still
physically bigger and stronger than him, and frequently made sure he was
well aware of that fact. Nearing completion of his feminine
transformation, he endured every indignity of the process and stood
before Lisa adorned in full feminine regalia. Delighted with her work,
she engaged in a gloating, self-congratulatory tribute to herself for
"turning him into a very pretty girl."
Then their mother, Annette, arrived home unexpectedly early and caught
Bobby adorned in a frilly, lemon-chiffon party dress with his hair set in
hot rollers! He stood before his mother paralyzed, unable to move or
speak, red-faced and flushed with fear and embarrassment as Lisa tried
unsuccessfully to stifle a giggle. He was mortified at what her reaction
would be. Would she be shocked, angered, or disappointed? Would she scold
or punish him or his sister, or both? No! Her reaction was quite the
opposite. She helped Lisa finish the job! Together his mother and sister
took down his hair curlers and arranged his curls, dousing them with
heavy bursts of hair spray to create what they called ringlets. To his
bewilderment, his mother enthusiastically participated in rendering the
final touches to his feminine transformation and she reveled in the
process. His humiliation was complete when he was directed to pose for
what was coined, "A fashion model's photo shoot," which captured the
entire spectacle on film. He prayed that film would never see the light
of day. His only redemption was none of his friends saw him in this
mortifying state of femininity.
After an evening of teasing by his mother, proclaiming him as her "very
pretty youngest daughter," and Lisa, declaring him as her "little
sister," he was finally allowed to take off the dress. Just before
bedtime Annette sat Bobby down in front of her vanity mirror at her
bedroom dressing table to lovingly brush his hair as any mother would do
with a daughter. She first removed the large, red bow that Lisa placed in
his hair (insisting it would make him prettier) and began separating her
son's ringlets and curls with her fingers, creating even more of them in
the process. His curls soon multiplied as if by magic as his hair was
transformed into a mass of bouncy tresses. Bobby was astonished at how
curly his normally straight hair had become.
When Annette finished, she proclaimed, "I couldn't resist. I always loved
doing your sister's hair like this when she was much younger, and it's so
cute. Lisa, come see what I've done with your brother's hair!"
"Bobby, your hair looks like mine when I was 6 years old, a lovely mass
of curls!" Lisa gasped.
"A real honor, Lisa," he replied disdainfully.
"You know Mom..." Lisa continued, "if we only had a frilly pink, ruffled
spring dress and some petticoats..."
"...And embroidered white nylon stockings with a pair of pink Mary
Janes!" Annette completed the sentence as she and Lisa giggled in unison.
"Hmmm, perhaps..." Annette thought aloud.
Bobby knew nothing good would come of it if this conversation continued
on its current path. "What about my hair? Let's get rid of these curls!"
he interrupted.
"Why would you want to?" Annette teased. "You look like a living doll!"
"He sure does!" Lisa added. "Except what happened to that pretty red bow
he had in his hair?" She laughed.
"Mom, Sis', stop it!"
"Don't be so oversensitive darling; we're just having a little fun with
you. Don't worry, sweetie baby, Mommy's gonna brush your hair and make it
all better," Annette said in a high-pitched "baby voice," which made Lisa
laugh even louder.
Bobby sat in silent resignation as Annette, with brush and comb, began to
transform his mass of curls. Over the next several minutes she carefully
and affectionately turned them into smooth waves, swirls and loose curls,
then with one final stroke of her brush, she declared with astonishment:
"Ooohh, my goodness! Such wonderful volume and curl! It turned out
gorgeous! I wasn't sure this was possible with your unruly mop that has
masqueraded as hair for the past few months. It's amazing how hair
rollers tamed your shaggy mane. As a former hairdresser, I should have
known rollers are the cure for dreadful hair! Let's keep this in mind for
the future, shall we? Let's also keep your hairdo intact until morning.
We don't want you to wake up with 'bed head' now do we? So hold still,"
she commanded.
She reached for a can of aerosol hairspray from her dressing table. Bobby
heard distinct "Sssssssssst-Sssssssssst-Sssssssssst," sounds as his
mother directed the hairspray all around his head. A distinct, flowery
aroma assailed his nostrils as he was quickly enveloped in a thick cloud
of hairspray. With one final long, Ssssssssssssssssst, Annette declared:
"There! Now it won't move in a hurricane. I'll work on it some more in
the morning and YOU WILL go to school with presentable hair for a
change," she said with authority. "Rest assured, you will have a 'good
hair day' tomorrow," she further stated with certainty. Bobby instantly
heard Lisa howling with laughter.
He awoke the next morning with his hair still reeking of hair spray.
Lying on a pillow all night did nothing to flatten-out his hair as it was
dominated by curls and waves which were still firmly set in place. He
awakened before Lisa and was first to their shared bathroom. As he gazed
into the mirror at his "hairdo," as his mother called it, he recoiled at
the thought of going to school with girls' hair. He envisioned his
classmates tormenting him relentlessly. Words like "sissy," "pansy" and
"pantywaist" would be the mildest of names he would be forced to endure.
Getting beaten up wasn't something he cared to experience today either.
He decided the solution was to wash his hair while taking his shower.
Then he remembered the lyrics of a song from an old musical he and his
mother watched earlier in the week: "I'm gonna wash that man right out of
my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair and send him on his
way..." Without thinking he began to sing: "I'm gonna wash these curls
right out of my hair, I'm gonna wash these curls right out of my hair..."
"OH NO YOU DON'T, COME HERE!" his mother yelled. He instantly cringed and
within minutes his hair was pinned up and tucked inside a shower cap.
Annette warned him: "Don't you dare take this off, your hair stays dry!"
Lisa, now fully awake emerged from her bedroom with a wry grin. "That's
to protect your pretty hairdo!" she snickered.
"Oh, so now I'm protecting my pretty hairdo, am I? As if I wasn't
'girlified' enough last night," he muttered.
He emerged in his bathrobe after showering, shower cap still in place. He
once again found himself sitting before his mother's vanity mirror in her
bedroom. His hair tumbled down to his shoulders as Annette removed the
hair clips. "I just can't get over how pretty your hair looks," she
remarked.
"Mom, I can't go to school with pretty hair," he whined.
"I'm just teasing. You look smart and well-groomed. Oh, I see. You're
worried about the curls, aren't you? I don't think they're too feminine,
but I understand. Don't you worry; I'll give it another good brush-out
and take all the curls away."
"No! It's not just the curls it's all of it!" he answered sharply.
Appearing somewhat annoyed, Annette replied: "Just you wait until I'm
finished before passing judgement, alright?" For the next several minutes
she deftly worked her comb and brush through his hair as she transformed
his curls into waves.
"Hmmm... You know, it could use something more. Ah, yes! Why didn't I
think of it before?" Annette reached for yet another container among the
large mass of bottles and jars on her dressing table. "This will smooth
the flyaways and make your hair more vibrant and give it some finishing
pizazz."
She squeezed a few drops of hair serum onto her hands, rubbed her palms
together and spread the product over, around and through her son's hair
then smoothed it with her comb before finishing with a light mist of
hairspray. Taking a moment to admire her work she declared: "Voila! It
has the shine it so desperately needed." As Bobby gazed into the vanity
mirror, Annette positioned a hand mirror behind his head and angled it so
her son could see the results from the back. The curls that once
dominated his hairstyle were replaced with prominent, sleek glossy waves
with the ends curling under.
"That's just great," shaking his head as he muttered under his breath.
"Now I have SHINY girls' hair."
"Oh, Bobby..." Annette marveled. "Your hair is a delight to behold! Lisa,
isn't your brother's hairdo lovely? He is sure to get some nice
compliments at school."
"It's adorable! He's going to get something at school; I don't know
what... but something, that's for sure!" Lisa replied with amusement.
"All I know is: the girls will be totally jealous when they see his hair,
totally!"
Bobby grimaced. His hair looked and smelled like he just stepped out of a
beauty parlor. This can't be happening, he thought. Flustered and
desperate to make a point, he did so with the finesse of a jackhammer
stamping his feet and shouting:
"IF YOU MAKE ME GO TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS YOU MIGHT AS WELL DO ME IN MAKEUP
AND PUT ME IN A DRESS!!!"
Annette's face darkened as her silence spoke volumes. "Very well, I'll
get my makeup case," she declared.
"And I have just the dress for you!" Lisa uttered with delight.
Wide-eyed with panic, Bobby squealed, "NO, NO, WAIT! WAIT! I was just
joking Mom," he lied. "I love what you've done with it and I can't wait
to show off my new hairstyle!"
"Very well then," Annette replied frostily, neither smiling nor amused.
He bowed his head in silent resignation. Any attempt to sway his mother
now would be futile.
"I still think you would look adorable in that dress!" Lisa added with a
giggle. "And stop sulking, Bobby! Women would pay good money for hair
like yours!"
Bobby barely engaged in conversation at breakfast. While Annette and Lisa
chattered away, he sat gazing into the distance, consumed with his
thoughts: It will be a disaster if I show up at school like this. I'm
sure to be voted, 'The boy with the prettiest hair in school'!
"Bobby, your hair looks fabulous, so quit worrying about it!" Annette
said.
"Everything a girl could want," he replied glumly.
Annette ignored her son's sulking reply with continued enthusiasm:
"It turned out marvelously with just some hot rollers, hairspray and a
little brushing. Just think: If Lisa hadn't stuck it in rollers we may
never have known. You should be thanking her for that! As a former
cosmetologist, I should have known."
"You're welcome, Bobby," Lisa interjected cheekily with a smirk.
"Grrr," Bobby replied.
Undeterred, Annette continued without pause or interruption:
"You may recall my promise to do something about your hair if you didn't
pay attention to it and keep it presentable? Now I'm going to keep that
promise! Make no mistake; your hair is now mine to do with as I please.
And I intend to do just that! I know you like having long hair and that
gives me endless ways to style it. I will put you on your path to
fabulous hair and it all starts next Friday. Book it! We will start our
hair session after I take Lisa to dance class. Come straight home from
school, don't go anywhere, and wait for me to get home," she decreed.
"But don't worry, darling" her tone lightened, "We will have a great time
and you'll come out looking like a million bucks. You'll see! Now be on
your way and show off your new hairdo with pride. Everyone's going to
love it!" Annette said with enthusiastic sincerity as she kissed his
cheek.
Bobby cringed whenever his mother used the girlish-sounding word,
"hairdo," when referring to him. But he knew it was correct according to
the dictionary: "hairdo" refers to the style in which a woman has her
hair cut or arranged. And he was certain, without a doubt, that he wore
his hair like a woman today. As he opened the front door, he resigned
himself to his fate as he greeted the day that would ruin him. The sky
was still dark as he felt the early morning chill of late October. It was
like any typical autumn day, only today he ventured to school with hair
as pretty as his sister's! He reckoned the darkness would safely obscure
him until the sun emerged on the horizon illuminating the sky, revealing
his pretty hairdo for the entire world to see. He recoiled imagining what
was to come; the penetrating stares of his classmates; the scathing
comments he would receive: "Look at the boy with the girly hair! What a
sissy! Hello, girly boy!" And some bully was likely to pick a fight, he
thought apprehensively.
His tension was palpable as he walked along in defeated, sullen silence.
Even Lisa could sense his distress. Without her, he would not be in this
predicament. After all, she was the one who sat him down and forced him
to have his hair curled. As much as she enjoyed tormenting him, she
couldn't help but feel a touch of empathy for her brother. She
contemplated removing a band from her purse and turning her brother's
hairdo into a ponytail. The few longer-haired boys at their middle school
often bound their hair in a ponytail so Bobby would blend right in. Her
kindness would score huge points with her brother plus he would be deeply
indebted to her and owe her in a big way, she thought. She found herself
reaching into her purse then abruptly stopped. "Nooooo. I don't think
so," changing her mind as she murmured under her breath. But I will cheer
him up by giving him a complement, she decided.
"Bobby, if it's any consolation, your hair has awesome 'bounce'," she
said in a soft-spoken, comforting and reassuring tone.
"What do you mean?" he replied guardedly.
"Like, it has such totally excellent movement. Whenever you take a step
it flows wonderfully, bouncing up and down, and swishing from side to
side. We girls love it when our hair has nice bounce. It's really
attractive and gets a girl noticed. I'm like, totally jealous, totally.
Your hair has better bounce than mine today."
Grrr! That does it! Bobby fumed in silence. One way or another I won't be
seen with attractive, bouncy girls' hair. But how do I get out of this
predicament? He thought. His mind raced, desperate for a plan but he came
up with nothing. He walked along in a daze having little awareness of the
distance traveled when he gazed upon Lisa's mid-back length, auburn hair
which she wore in a myriad of styles. She sported curls today that
bounced provocatively about her shoulders and down her back. Earlier this
morning, he watched as she deftly manipulated her curling iron, winding
her hair around the hot barrel then releasing the clip as each newly-
formed curl tumbled down her back and shoulders. He was both fascinated
and impressed by the inordinate amount of time and effort both she and
their mother dedicated to their hair. Although he would never admit it to
Lisa, he thought she had pretty hair, especially when it was done up in
curls like today.
Suddenly an idea came to him in a rush:
"Sis', I know what you mean, your hair has nice bounce too!"
"Pardon?" She replied confused. Did my little brother just complement me
on my hair? She thought.
"Your curls bounce with every step you take. It's quite mesmerizing."
"Really? Oh, stop it!" she said even more perplexed.
"No, it's true! I just now realized why hair movement is so important.
It's a subtle thing that can't help but get a girl noticed and your curls
do just that!"
"Wait! What's gotten into you?" She queried incredulously.
"No, really, I don't mean to sound weird but take it from your brother;
you have the most spectacular hair; the color, the length and most
definitely the curls are all to die for! It's beyond gorgeous! I've
always thought this but wouldn't dare say anything. I didn't want your
head to swell any bigger than it already is, Ha!"
"You're being incredibly sweet, Bobby. I love this side of you," she
softened.
"I notice how you change your hairstyle every few days and it's exciting
to imagine what you'll do with it next. Will it be straight or in curls,
pinned up, braided, or in a ponytail? I like it best when it's in curls,
curls are your thing.
"Bobby, I never knew you took such an interest in my hair! That's really
cool!"
"What's really cool is all the different ways you do your hair and I'm
not the only one who notices. I can see why the boys at school stop and
stare when you walk by. They talk about you too. Why just the other day I
overheard a group of them saying, 'Lisa is hot!' And they called you,
'The girl with the 'most awesome' hair in school."
"Ooohh, my..." Her voice trailed off in a whisper; her eyes began to
glaze over as she patted her hair.
Yesssss! That struck a chord with her, he thought. Now is my chance! He
felt emboldened.
"Sis', I guess I'm finally seeing the light. I know how important hair
is. You are living proof that beautiful hair matters! And you have an
abundance of it. I realize how lucky I am that you and Mom gave me this
awesome hairstyle. I must show it off to my best friend Steve before
anyone else. You understand, right? His house is just one block over. Why
don't you go on ahead without me?"
"Yessss... Of... of course...." Lisa replied as if her mind was in a fog.
Go get your friend's opinion on your new 'do. That's exactly what we
girls would do! And from now on I'm getting your opinion on my hair." She
said walking away as if in a trance.
"Did she just imply that I'm one of the girls now?" he said aloud. It
didn't matter, he thought. All he knew was his idea worked beyond his
wildest imagination. He intended to overwhelm his sister with compliments
then grovel obsequiously, pleading for her sympathy to allow him to mess
up his hair and not tell Mom. While he meant what he said about Lisa's
hair, he embellished a lot. Living with two domineering women all his
life, he learned a survival defense mechanism or two. This one came from
'Bobby's mental handbook: Surviving a household with two overbearing,
dominant women,' Rule Number 2 read: Complement a woman to death before
asking her favor. With this tactic he unexpectedly discovered Lisa's
Kryptonite - Her hair! He decided to keep this fact in his pocket. Even
at his young age he knew knowledge was power.
With Lisa no longer by his side, he was free to do as he pleased. He had
no intention of going to Steve's house. He silently snuck into a
neighbors' back yard; found a water faucet, turned it on and doused his
head under the running water. The bracing, cold water obliterated all
trace of the shiny, silky waves leaving his hair appearing as a wet mop.
With nothing to dry his hair, he shivered as he walked to school but he
didn't care.
No one cared when he arrived at school with soaking wet messy hair, other
than his friend Steve, who sarcastically inquired if he fell into the
river on the way to school. He successfully avoided Lisa all day. When he
returned home, his pretext for his ruined hair was, "I showered after
Physical Education class." He didn't have to use that excuse because his
mother and sister were strangely silent, making no inquiry into how his
hairdo was received by his classmates. "Curious," he thought aloud. He
couldn't shake the feeling that somehow he didn't get away with what he
had done.
Bobby shuddered as he finished reliving events from last week. His
thoughts returned to the present as his mother's proclamation echoed
through his mind, "We will begin our hair session after I drop Lisa off
at dance class." Admitting the possibility that nothing masculine was
planned for tonight's "hair session" gave him no small measure of
anxiety.
Lisa's interpretation of their mother's declaration was cringe-worthy, "I
will translate what Mom is saying in case you don't get it or can't
comprehend what's in store for you: You're getting the hair curler
treatment! You're getting curlers in your hair just like a girl -- again!
?Bobby's getting curlered, Bobby's getting curlered, Bobby's getting
curlered,"? she intoned in a melody. "You'll be in curlers a lot more
from now on, so just get used to them!" Lisa taunted unmercifully.
He had never given much thought to these distinctly feminine objects of
hair care... until now. He began to rationalize his situation aloud as he
nervously awaited his mother?s arrival. Shaking his head, he knew Lisa
was right: ?I?m going to be ?girlified? with my hair put up in girls?
hair rollers for the second time in a week. As sure as the sun rises,
IT?S CURLERS FOR BOBBY!?
?Or maybe not,? he brightened. ?Mom hasn?t mentioned our ?hair session?
all week and she used to be a hairdresser and is quite the hair
enthusiast. Lisa hasn?t either and she can?t resist tormenting me.
Perhaps Mom has forgotten all about it! I believe I have skated by!? he
said gleefully. Then his mother opened the front door...
Annette was smartly dressed in her typical work attire, a business suit
and skirt. Her hair was immaculately styled in cascading tresses which
extended well-below her shoulders. ?Sweetie, sorry I?m late. I had to
stop by the mall and the beauty supply store to get some things for our
appointment tonight. I bought some special shampoo that does wonders for
holding curl.?
She started toying with his hair: ?Let?s have a look. Hmmm... Your hair
has a slight case of the ?frizzies? and I was thinking of doing a hot-oil
conditioning treatment on it but it looks passable and I don?t think
there is time tonight, so we can do it another day. I?ve waited all week
to get my hands on your hair and give it some yummy curls! The sooner we
get it set in rollers, the better. We are going to have so much fun!
Shall we get started??
So much for skating by, he thought. ?It really is ?Curlers for Bobby?,?
he muttered under his breath.
?Have a look and see what?s inside the pink bag from the beauty supply
store darling,? she said excitedly.
He reached into the bag and began removing what seemed like endless
packets of brush rollers in various sizes and colors. ?There are hair
curlers galore in here. Are you opening a beauty parlor, Mom??
?Bobby, you are so funny!? she laughed. A girl can never have enough hair
curlers in her arsenal. She must always have more than she needs. You
never want to run short of curlers.?
?Did you just say: ?curlers? instead of ?rollers??? he asked
incredulously.
His sister, Lisa, strongly favored the term ?curlers,? while his mother
almost exclusively preferred ?rollers.? He recalled a time when they
debated whether ?rollers? or ?curlers? was more correct which almost
resulted in an argument. ?Only those two could possibly quarrel over
something as trivial as hair curlers,? he silently chuckled.
?Yes, your sister?s lingo is rubbing off on me,? Annette laughed. ?Keep
going, there?s more.?
He grasped a bottle of blue-colored, liquid setting lotion followed by a
can of styling mousse, then a tall can of aerosol hair spray ? extra
hold. His eyes widened as he removed eye liner, followed by mascara, an
eye shadow palette and an eyebrow pencil. A consequence of living with
two women meant he learned by osmosis the names of cosmetics and their
purpose and function. He could not decide if it was a good thing that he
knew the difference between eye liner and mascara or how foundation and
blush were used and why. He could never reveal he knew such things to his
buddies at school as nothing good would ever come of it. He dumped the
remaining contents of the bag onto the kitchen countertop: Lipstick, lip
gloss, lip liner, blush, foundation, powder and a compact mirror. At that
moment, he had an epiphany that his mother planned more, much more for
him tonight than just curling his hair. His eyes began to glaze over as
he stared blankly at her and was only vaguely aware she was speaking.
?Sweetie, we have everything we need to make a girl beautiful, and you
will make such a beautiful girl! We will...?
?You forgot the nail polish,? Bobby interrupted sarcastically as he
recovered from his daze.
Ignoring her son?s contemptuous remark, Annette continued, ?We will try
out the gorgeous bronze eye shadow on you; I?ll wager you?ll look
marvelous with that shade. And I?ve been dying to try this very chic
brand of mascara on you. It goes on silky smooth and will enhance your
long, thick eyelashes even more! Your lashes will be to die for, darling!
Oh, and let?s define your lips and make them more... female. Pouty lips
are cute! This lip liner should do the trick. And this cherry red
lipstick will really make your lips stand out. Let?s make a statement and
go bold with your look...?
Before Bobby could interrupt, Annette continued: ?Oh yes, and I have
something very special for you in this bag, darling; just reach in.?
What else could there be, he thought with concern. ?Is this what I think
it is?? He said staring at the distinctly feminine, black garment with
dismay.
?If you?re thinking it?s a pretty, pleated skirt then you?re right, it
is!? Annette replied.
?Ah, I see... you?re pulling my leg. This is really for you. It must...
be your skirt, Mom,? he said nervously.
?I?m afraid not. It?s not my size, it?s your size, sweetheart,? she said
playfully. ?When I saw it, I knew you were meant for it and you are going
to look really cute wearing it. Bobby, the skirt is all yours; just for
you! And just to be clear: so are the hair rollers, the cosmetics, and
everything else in these shopping bags. Let?s keep what?s in this
unopened bag a secret until later, shall we??
Bobby never imagined in his wildest dreams that he would own a skirt,
hair curlers or makeup. His mind now numb, he recognized the next item of
clothing pulled from the bag, an unmistakably feminine, shiny red satin
blouse.
?Your pretty blouse provides a wonderful color contrast to your skirt.
You will look simply adorable in this ensemble,? Annette said.
?But, But,? Bobby stammered.
?I know what you are about to say, young man. However, if we are doing
this then we are going to do it right and go all the way! Trust your
mother; you going to look amazingly pretty and you will love it!? Annette
declared.
?But, But...? he sputtered.
?Has your vocabulary been reduced to one word?? Annette queried
sarcastically. Her voice began to rise in both pitch and volume, becoming
somewhat agitated, she continued: ?Your sister had you in a dress and
curled your hair last week and the world didn?t end, did it? Now it?s my
turn to make you over. I promise you will look and feel beautiful and
being beautiful it what it?s all about. You won?t achieve your full
beauty potential tonight but it will be a start! We might also go a touch
further,? she added with a sly wink.
?A touch further? You are ALREADY putting me in a dress, makeup and my
hair in curlers!? He said with unintended derision. He knew instantly
that he crossed a line with his mother.
?Watch your tone, young lady!? Annette retorted sharply. ?Another word
out of you and I will be most displeased!?
?I...? Bobby began to speak but thought better of it.
?First of all, you will be wearing a skirt, NOT A DRESS! Living with two
women you ought to know the difference by now. Secondly, I?ve told you
and Lisa many times that ?rollers? is more correct than ?curlers?. You
must have already forgotten that as well. What I haven?t forgotten is
your smart-alecky comment about not having nail polish with your
cosmetics. I have plenty of it here at home with your name on it. We
don?t have time to do your nails tonight but rest assured that we will
the next time! Lastly young lady, a feminine makeover may not seem like
fun now, but you will change your mind much sooner than you think!?
?Wait till you see what happens tonight!? she added ominously.
Bobby experienced this tone of voice before and he knew it all too well.
He did not comprehend what his mother implied that being made over to
look like a girl was something he would desire in the future and did not
wish to provoke her further by asking for clarification. Did she just
refer to me as, ?young lady?? He asked himself silently. ?This is not
going well,? he muttered stating the obvious as his thoughts drifted to
his mother:
Divorced with a successful career, Annette was caring and nurturing, but
simultaneously a strong, commanding woman you rarely crossed. She was
assertive, motivated, and at times domineering and accustomed to having
things her way. She was attractive by any standard with long, auburn
hair, which she typically wore in curls, but often changed her hairstyle
on a whim. Always meticulous with her appearance, she strongly believed
that ?one?s appearance is how one is initially judged and first
impressions are lasting impressions.?
Her obsession with appearance extended to her hair. As a former
cosmetologist, she never left the house with a hair out of place.
Although she was no longer a professional hairdresser, she retained a
passion for it. The hairstyling books and magazines scattered about the
house were testament to her fixation with hair. She readily learned hair
cutting and styling techniques with a singularity of focus and purpose
and applied that knowledge to both hers and her daughter?s hair. She was
in all respects, the next best thing to a hairdresser.
?But first things first, your hair...? Annette declared sharply.
Bobby emerged from his contemplation and focused on the moment. Mom is
hot and bothered and I put her there, he thought. It?s my fault that I?m
in this predicament. I let my hair get out of hand and it annoyed her to
no end. I?m surprised she allowed it to go this far before ?doing
something about it.? She ?booked this appointment? a week ago so I should
have known I was getting the hair curler treatment. Lisa told me as much:
?The curlers are coming! Get ready to get curlered! Another round of hair
curlers for Bobby!? Only now I?ll be wearing makeup and be fitted with a
skirt--A girl?s skirt! There is no escaping from this, he thought
ruefully. Once Mom decides to do something it is set in stone, nothing
can change her mind. Shaking his head, he muttered, ?I?m going to be
?girlified? and there?s nothing I can do about it!?
I made Mom mad and now my ?girlification? will be miserable every step of
the way, he reasoned. She has all but said this was going to be the
highlight of her week and now I?m raining on her parade. It?s happening
no matter what, so I need to suffer through it and make her happy. When
Mom?s happy, I?m happy! I must make things right with her, he decided. I
must say something she wants to hear and make it sound convincing:
?Mom, I been acting like a stubborn brat, and I?m sorry. You are right
about everything. I?ve really been looking forward to tonight just like
you; the two of us together; you fixing my hair, it?s just...?
?Just what, sweetheart?? she replied in a more relaxed tone.
?It?s just... your hair is always so pretty. You have the most amazing
curls and no one has prettier hair than you, Mom. And you?re just so
beautiful in every way... and when you say you?re going to make me
beautiful I guess I got a little scared.?
Annette patted her hair in a feminine, primping gesture and replied
softly, ?Oh darling, my sweet boy, those are some of the most wonderful
things you could say to your mother! But don?t ever be afraid of beauty
in any form. Don?t be afraid of your feminine side, all men have one; it
should be embraced rather than denied. You will experience what it?s like
to be girl. I will be your guide to exploring your femininity and it will
be magical!?
?Girl me up, Mom! Make me look good in a skirt! I want pretty hair just
like yours!? he said doubling down. ?I?m your daughter tonight! Don?t
hold back! Make me all the girl I can be and make me pretty!?
Annette?s eyes glistened on the verge of tears as she embraced her son
and kissed him softly on his forehead. ?Bobby, you have made your mother
so happy. I?m going to make you much more than just pretty. I promise!?
Now that his mother was happy, he wondered if he had overdone it and gone
too far.
Annette continued with renewed enthusiasm, ?Darling, tonight I?m your
hairdresser, your makeup artist, and your guide on your journey into
?girlhood?. I?m going to make you the prettiest daughter a mother can
have. I?m going to make you exquisitely feminine beyond your imagination!
Young lady, by the end of the night you will look in the mirror and see
something so stunning that you will regret not doing this sooner!? When I
get through with you, you are going to be so drop-dead gorgeous you will
scream!?
?I overdid it and went too far,? Bobby gulped.
?Let?s get started, shall we? Your hair comes first. Hair can be a girl?s
most important asset, you know? It?s is a girl?s crowning glory and it?s
often the first thing that gets her noticed. Having beautiful hair tells
a lot about a girl, it shows she cares about her appearance.?
Annette began toying with her son?s hair, ?I?ve been dying to doing
something with this lovely mass of chestnut brown hair all week. Lisa
gave you some adorable curls last week and those were done with hot
rollers. We will do better! Tonight you?re getting a proper wet set. Time
to change out of my business clothes into something more befitting of a
hairdresser, and then we?ll get your hair washed. Now I want you to get
out of that scruffy t-shirt and into a buttoned-down shirt.?
?Why, Mom??
?Silly, you can?t pull a t-shirt over your head once your hair is up in
rollers. And you can?t wear that dreadful thing under your pretty
blouse.?
Annette returned wearing a casual skirt and top. She washed Bobby?s hair
in the kitchen sink with special ?curl enhancing? shampoo, rinsed and
wrapped it in a towel piled high on his head in the fashion done by
women, then she sat him down onto a padded chair. Bobby recognized this
chair as the focal point of countless hairdressings and makeovers in his
household. He often watched in fascination as the distinctly feminine
process unfolded. His mother?s ?beauty parlor? efforts were filled with
care and devotion as she applied her skills upon Lisa. Occasionally their
roles were reversed as Lisa assisted her mother with these endeavors. He
recalled their laughter, giggling, and solving the world?s problems as
they doted on each other?s hair and appearance. It was clear to him that
a social bonding occurred whenever they engaged in this process and that
this activity was important to them. It was as intriguing as it was
perplexing why this was so. All he knew was whenever they sat in the
chair they underwent a transformation and arose from it changed into
something more beautiful. The chair represented transformation, in a
sense it created beauty; female beauty. Now it was happening to him! He
sat down with trepidation dreading what was to come.
His thoughts quickly returned into focus as his mother draped and secured
a pink salon cape around his neck. As she unraveled the towel secured
atop his head, his long hair fell upon the pink cape. ?I?m going with
styling mousse to set your hair tonight. It?s quicker, easier and less
messy than setting lotion but will still give some ?oomph? to your curls.
That will help a lot when I do your comb-out tomorrow.?
Bobby did not comprehend the importance of curls with ?oomph? or comb-
outs, nor did he ask. He heard a ?squoosh? sound as Annette dispensed
styling foam into her hand. She worked the product through his thick,
damp hair then proceeded to comb it through until it was evenly
distributed throughout. She began sectioning her son?s shoulder-length
hair pinning each section aside with hair clips. She unclipped the first
section at his crown and then divided off a strand of hair with her rat-
tailed comb. Grasping a hair roller, she began explaining the basics of
roller-setting like a beauty school instructor teaching a student:
?There are many kinds of hair rollers. These are simple, brush rollers. I
used to set my hair with them almost every day years ago. I?m setting
yours with brush rollers because they are easy to wind and stay firmly in
place, which will help when you?re walking about this evening. I also
want your hair to dry naturally, so don?t worry, you won?t have to sit
under a hair dryer tonight. The hot rollers your sister used last week
gave you nice curls but we will get even better results with these.
Strong, firm curls are essential for the gorgeous hairdo you are going to
receive.?
?Will it be like the hairdo you sent me to school with last week?? Bobby
asked uneasily.
?Oh, heavens no! I wouldn?t dream of doing your hair so unisex like that
tonight,? Annette replied. ?What?s in store for you is something
wonderfully feminine. Don?t worry sweetie, there?s no chance it will ever
be mistaken for anything else but a girl?s hairstyle,? she affirmed.
Bobby bowed his soon-to-be curler-laden head in resignation.
?Now let?s get you rolled up, or as Lisa would say, ?curlered?.?
Annette smoothed the strand of hair onto the roller and carefully wound
it down to the top of his forehead, pressing it tightly to his scalp
before driving a plastic pick through it to secure it in place. The
process repeated as a straight line of curlers began forming from his
forehead over his crown. Annette explained she was setting the rollers
squarely and tightly ?on base? to give his curls ?lift? from the root.
?It is essential to have ?lift? when I tease it tomorrow,? she added.
Bobby obediently handed his mother another roller; he felt a tug as she
held each length of his hair tight and taught before winding each tress.
He could feel the poke of the picks into his scalp as she secured each
curler. In a sense of d?j? vu, he remembered doing the same when Lisa
curled his hair last week; handing her rollers and clips as she proceeded
to adorn his head in curlers. Why were Mom and Lisa so obsessed with
curling my hair? He thought. This question was not rhetorical, he really
did not know.
After the fifth roller was secured, Annette broke the silence: ?You?re
being a little quiet, Bobbi. And since you are my daughter tonight, I do
mean Bobbi with an ?i?. The thing we do as mother and daughter during our
hairdressing is talk and bond. There are just two simple rules, Rule
Number One: You or I can ask any question and the other must answer
completely and honestly. And Rule Number Two: You can say anything you
want without judgment. Whatever it is you are thinking I want to hear it
no matter what.?
?I?ll go first,? Bobby jumped in asking point-blank, ?Why do you and Lisa
want to turn me into a girl??
Annette was startled by her son?s directness, thinking carefully before
answering, ?Oh, sweetie, you could not have got it any more wrong! It?s
all about you exploring your feminine side. Every man has one and yours
flows strongly in you. You should acknowledge its existence and embrace
it rather than denying it. Exploring your femininity is not demeaning or
degrading, and doing something feminine does not mean being inferior. I
can?t stand that antiquated, archaic, outdated ideal. If I ruled the
world, I would have all men experience a woman?s beauty regimen, then
they would see the world from a women?s perspective. If more men got in
touch with their feminine side, I?m here to tell you the world would be a
much better place!?
?I don?t have a feminine side,? Bobby protested.
?Oh, stop it!? Annette said laughing. "Don't try to tell me something
that isn't true darling. Mothers know these things and you have been this
way all your life. But if you are looking for examples: Over the past few
months, you have been asking a lot of questions about your sister?s and
my clothing, shoes and even our makeup, and wanting a lot of details. I
thought I saw you reading one of my fashion magazines as well, which is
fine if you did, but it?s another example of your feminine curiosity.?
?You know me, Mom. I ask a lot of questions and like to read about all
kinds of things.?
?Yes, but it went well beyond that. You want more examples? Don?t you
think I haven?t noticed the fascinated looks on your face as your sister
and I modelled dresses and outfit combinations for each other? Or chatted
about the latest fashions? Or how captivated you were as we discussed
what we are going to do with our hair? Do you realize a couple of
weekends ago you stayed in the house watching intently as Lisa and I did
our hair and makeup? I suspect waiting to see how it all turned out
instead of playing outside with your friends.?
?No I was just...? He was at a loss for words, unable to deny the truth
of her statements, yet still unwilling to admit to them either.
?Still need more convincing, young man? I have certainly noticed as you
let your hair grow out while most of your classmates? hair stayed
shorter. There is a touch of femininity about that but there is
absolutely nothing wrong with a man having his hair long. A man with long
hair is really kind of intriguing to many women. But what absolutely
confirmed your feminine interests happened just two weekends ago as I was
curling Lisa?s hair. You watched in fascination as you usually do when
you asked, ?What?s it like being in curlers?? As you were twirling a lock
of your hair!?
?That didn?t m-mean I wanted my hair put in c-c-curlers,? he stammered as
if he just learned something he did not want to know.
?Ha! On the contrary, it screamed of you wanting your hair set. I thought
about sticking it in rollers that very night and I wished I had because
Lisa beat me to it!?
?OK, you may have a point, Mom,? he reluctantly conceded.
?Now that wasn?t so hard to admit, was it? I?m your mother and I know you
better than you know yourself! Let?s continue with your beauty makeover,
shall we? Remember for future reference; rollers first before makeup!
It?s much easier for a girl to do her makeup with her hair out of the way
up in rollers. Hair is such an important part of a woman?s beauty
regimen, and achieving beautiful hair is so worth the trouble. You?ll
see!?
As Annette continued to comb and roll Bobbi?s hair, she explained she was
setting it in a basic ?Mohawk? pattern because of its versatility,
providing the most styling options. She was meticulous and structured,
separating sections of his hair, pinning it up with clips while adding
rollers to each section. Annette pulled the same amount of hair onto each
curler winding it neatly and tightly to his scalp, leaving no space
between rows of rollers. A straight line of curlers formed from his
forehead to nape, and then she proceeded to add rollers to the sides
securing them tightly with plastic picks. Perfect rows of rollers were
formed with not a stray hair to be seen, as Annette?s perfectionist
nature demanded.
As the final roller was secured she declared, ?There, all done! The roll-
up is half the battle. Your thick hair took a lot of rollers sweetie, but
that means more hair for me to do it up and make you gorgeous!
?Mom, something?s wrong. I can feel the...What do you call them, the
roller picks? They?re digging into my scalp.?
?That?s how it?s supposed to be, sweetie. It?s called ?suffering for the
sake of beauty?,? she chuckled. ?Ladies endure a lot for our hair and for
the sake of beauty, but as I keep telling you... it is so worth it in the
end!?
?Now I will give you some mother-to-daughter words of wisdom: A girl can
never have too much hair or be too beautiful for that matter. If anyone
ever accuses you of either, consider it the highest compliment!?
?Mom, you have too much hair and you are too beautiful.?
?Bobbi, you are scoring so many points with your mother tonight!? She
said smiling with astonishment. ?If curling your hair makes you this
charming then we need to do it more often!?
?Whatever you say Mom,? he stated with uncertainly worried that she was
serious.
?Darling, you can start to get excited imagining all the possibilities as
your hair dries, just like a girl does. Just think; when I take your
rollers out, I will create a beautiful hairdo, just for you. Your long
hair gives me so many glamourous ways to style it. What I really love
about hairdressing is the limitless assortment of styles that are
possible and the countless ways that hair can be arranged: Braids,
ponytails, perms, chignon?s, buns; from updos to downdos or even half-
updos; and so much more!? she sighed. ?You must be on pins and needles
dying to know what dazzling hairstyle I have planned for you, my sweet
girl, aren?t you?? she teased.
?Mom, do mine like yours. We can have twin hairdos! Like mother, like
son,? he said playfully.
?Now you?re just being facetious. Let?s just keep things a surprise,
shall we?? she replied with a smile. Be honest, how does it feel with
your hair up in rollers?
His rollers were set close together in well-ordered rows. There was
organization and structure to this hair-setting experience compared to
the random and haphazard event his sister orchestrated last week. The
sensation was indescribable as he felt rollers tightly pressed to his
head. The brush part of the curlers felt prickly but oddly pleasant at
the same time. The sweet scent of styling mousse drifted to his nostrils
as he reflexively patted his rollers with his hands, touching the
individual cylinders all around. His mother and sister checked their
roller-sets in this most feminine manner; he realized he just now
imitated their actions without thinking. As much as he dreaded having his
hair set, he silently confessed there was a certain appeal to this
process. Was this the sensation of femininity his mother spoke of? Was
this all a part of exploring his inner girl? Whatever it was it almost
felt natural to him. He could not deny there was a certain allure to this
distinctly feminine experience as a strong feeling of guilt and shame
overwhelmed him.
?I?m not a girl...I?m not a girl...I?m not a girl,? he muttered under his
breath with determination. ?I?m not a girl...I don?t like getting my hair
curled like a girl because I?m not a girl!? he said unintentionally
aloud.
?What?s that, sweetie? Annette said.
Realizing the slip of his tongue, he compensated with an understatement:
?It feels weird with my hair in rollers.?
?Ladies like the feeling we get with rollers in our hair. The tightness
and pull on our scalp as it dries; that our hair is under control and
firmly set in place; the anticipation of knowing that we will come
through it more beautiful in the end. I know you like it so don?t pretend
otherwise! Moms know these things! Moms know everything!?
Annette gave Bobby a knowing wink, and then checked his rollers before
announcing: ?There, all secure. Now let?s give it a good spray, shall
we?? She reached for the extra-large can of Final Net and began spraying
what seemed like endless amounts of hairspray as a cloud formed around
his curlered head. Sssssssssst, Sssssssssst, Sssssssssst. Bobby knew this
sound all too well from the week before. The aroma of hairspray mostly
overwhelmed the scent of styling mousse but the combination of the two
was fragrant. Upon finishing, Annette proclaimed, ?You certainly do look
cute in curlers--excuse me, rollers. You look nice, very pretty in fact,
rollers suit you. Not all girls can say that. Just think: you could go to
the grocery store, a restaurant, shopping mall, or anywhere you want in
hair rollers and still look lovely!? She declared playfully.
?I will NEVER leave the house with curlers in my hair!?
?You will if you look this cute,? Annette teased.
?It?s NEVER gonna happen!?
?Never say never...?
As Bobby played with his curlers again, he noticed the hairspray made his
hair wet and sticky.
?Bobbi, stop messing with your rollers, I don?t want them coming loose
before morning!? Annette scolded.
?Did you say morning?? he replied wide-eyed.
?Of course! I?ve already told you, I want your hair to dry naturally. It
won?t be dry before bedtime so it?s best to let it go overnight anyway.
Your curls will turn out much better.?
?But that means... sleeping in curlers!? He said horrified.
?You have a talent for stating the obvious.?
?Why do I have to sleep in curlers??
?Silly. Would you rather sit under the hood dryer for an hour? There?s no
need for that tonight! Also, heat can be a little damaging to your hair.
You?ve got enough split ends as it is.?
?But I don?t want to sleep in curlers,? he whined.
?Would you like some cheese with that whine?? Annette retorted.
?Mom!!!?
?Bobbi, trust you Mother! You achieve the best curls this way and they
will last longer too. You do want the prettiest curls possible, don?t
you??
?Mom, please don?t make me sleep in curlers,? he pleaded.
?Oh, you just hush! I used to sleep in rollers almost every night. I
still do on occasion if I have the time and inclination. Back in the day
I spent many restless nights in curlers but sleeping in them does get
easier and you get used to it the more you do it. Women and girls did
this back in my day for the sake of beauty. You men have no idea. You
have it so easy! It should be mandatory for all men to sleep in curlers
now and again; it would do you all some good! Sleeping in hair rollers
won?t kill you. Suffering through this part of a woman?s beauty regimen
will be good for you too.?
?But Mom!?
?But nothing! You might be uncomfortable sleeping tonight but you will be
rewarded with beautiful hair in the morning. Just keep thinking of that
when you wake up at night. I won?t lie; you will toss and turn especially
with this being your first time sleeping in rollers. Whenever you wake up
just think of the gorgeous curls you will receive. Any loss of sleep is
worth it for beautiful hair. You are my daughter so I insist your hair
must be top-notch. YOU WILL SLEEP IN ROLLERS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! Cheer
up, this means you are just one step away from having a gorgeous hairdo
in the morning!? She decreed with finality.
?Don?t worry sweetie, I remember a few tricks to make you more
comfortable when sleeping in them,? Annette continued. ?If a girl can do
it, then so can you.?
Bobby bowed his curler-laden head in resignation once again. He realized
he was repeating this action a lot lately.
?Let?s put a hairnet over your rollers to protect your set...? Annette
continued.
?A hairnet? But I?d look like a girl with a hairnet.?
?Really?? And you don?t with rollers in your hair??
?But...?
?Don't be silly! Roller sets and hairnets go together like a hand in
glove. We didn't go through all this trouble setting your hair only to
have the rollers come loose and ruin your set. I certainly don?t want to
have to set your hair again tonight.
?But it?s yukky, ?girly pink?!?
?I know pink isn?t your favorite color but this is all we have and it
does the job rather nicely. It?s more about function than color. But you
will look ?girly-cute? in a pink hairnet,? she teased.
?Mom, Noooo!!!?
?That?s enough, young lady! If you keep making trouble like this, we can
do this all over again at a beauty salon tomorrow morning!?
?You wouldn?t...?
?You already know the answer to that!?
Bobby gulped, as he knew what was coming next. When a hairnet was placed
over his sister?s curlers, the scene was exquisitely feminine. Now it was
happening to him! He expected to be sporting a pink one within minutes.
Then his mother produced the very same pink hairnet.
?This will help to keep your rollers in place while walking around
tonight and protect them from coming loose while you are sleeping.?
Annette took a moment to press her son?s hair rollers making sure they
were all firmly anchored one final time. Satisfied they were all securely
in place; she positioned the triangular, pink-meshed hairnet over the
rollers at Bobby?s forehead, around the sides, and then tied it firmly at
the back. With a triumphant smile she said, ?There you are darling, all
done.?
Bobby took several deep breaths. This was just too much; his hair in
rollers, the pink hairnet going over. Bobby felt like he was being
transformed, but at the same time, as emasculated as ever. He was
hopelessly ensnared in femininity, helpless to escape.
?Now, let?s do your makeup, shall we? Your androgynous face is perfect
for it,? she continued.
Bobby knew the term androgynous well. With his face and long hair, he was
sometimes mistaken for a girl.
?We?ll start with a little foundation and blush especially around those
cheekbones.?
He sat in the chair facing his mother?s vanity mirror, his face
illuminated with three bright lights. Annette started with a foundation.
She explained that it would hide any imperfections. On top of the
foundation she brushed on a powder. His eyes were closed throughout this
process but he could feel the progress of the brush across his face. This
sensation was new to him and it felt strangely pleasing. Next, she
applied the rosy red blush. Annette used a smaller brush working the
blush up along his cheekbone. She spent the next several minutes dabbing
and swirling then finishing off with the makeup brush and powder. With
his basic face set, Annette turned her attention to his eyes.
?Now let?s get your lashes curled.?
She produced a metal device that made Bobby recoil. He had the ?pleasure?
of enduring his sister?s failed attempt at curling his eyelashes last
week with this insidious torture device. He shuddered while recalling the
helpless feeling as the implement clamped down on his eyelashes, tugging
and pulling, daring him to move. How the contraption didn?t pull out
every eyelash and his eyelid as well, he will never know.
?That... That THING belongs in a medieval dungeon. You?re not using that
heinous instrument of torment on me!? he declared.
?It?s just an eyelash curler.? Annette laughed.
?It?s more suited for extracting information from its victims,? he
uttered in a hushed tone.
?Are you really scared of this little thing? I promise you, sweetie, it
won?t hurt.?
?That?s what Lisa said, but it did.?
?We have to make your eyes look lovely and inviting and this is the only
way to do it. You do want alluring eyes, don?t you??
?Not if it means pain!?
?Just think of it as ?no pain, no gain? for beauty,? Annette giggled.
?But seriously, darling, curling our eyelashes is something we do every
day. Trust me; I?ve done it a million times so I?ll be gentle. Just hold
still and it will be over before you know it.?
Bobby held his breath and clenched his teeth as his mother moved the
device toward his right eye. ?Don?t flinch...Don?t
squirm...Just...Stay...Stay...There! One down and one to go,? whispered
Annette. ?Now... Just...Be...Still...Voila! Yes! All done, beautifully
curled. Just wait ?till I apply your mascara!?
Bobby exhaled. His face flushed red; he was relieved the ordeal was over.
?I can?t believe I got through that,? he uttered aloud.
?If you think that was uncomfortable try wearing a corset!? Annette
declared. ?A corset, hmmm...I wonder? No, not just yet. Girls your age
aren?t quite taking shape so your figure wouldn?t look natural bound in a
corset just yet,? she decided.
Bobby was content to stay silent, he decided he did not want to know what
his mother meant by ?not just yet? or learn what a corset was.
?Time to do your eyebrows... Oh dear, they could do with a good plucking
but I won?t put you through that tonight,? Annette said. With the care of
a makeup artist, she maneuvered the eyebrow pencil to carefully shape his
eyebrows into a feminine look. ?There! You have passable eyebrows.?
?Now you must stay completely still so I can draw a nice, thin line with
the eyeliner.? Annette reasoned this was going to be difficult. She felt
fortunate to properly curl her son?s eyelashes while he flinched and
squirmed.
?On do stop twitching!? Annette ordered. ?I can?t get the line right!?
Bobby could not keep his eyes still while she worked on his lids. After
numerous flinches, Annette gave up on drawing a thin line and gave her
son a bold line that encircled the outer halves of his eyes.
?This wasn?t quite what I wanted but it will have to do. I hope this part
will be easier the next time.?
?There won?t be a next time.? Bobby replied.
?When you see what pretty eyes you have, you will beg me to have another
go at you.? Annette snickered. ?Now close your eyes, you?ll feel just a
light brush as I do your eyeshadow.? She applied the bronze eyeshadow
just below his brow and across his eyelids. ?Ooohh! That is simply
gorgeous. Such an attractive color, I may do mine with it tomorrow. So
alluring!?
?Close your eyes and don?t move a muscle, sweetie. I want to get your
mascara just right.? She applied his mascara with a series of light
flicks of the wand. She did his right eye, his left eye, back to the
right eye and then finished up on the left.
?Ahhh, so lovely! You men have the most beautiful lashes! So wonderfully
long and thick, enough to make any girl jealous! That?s not fair; mine
never turn out as pretty as yours!?
?That?s because you molest yours with that horrific eyelash curler all
the time!? Bobby deadpanned.
?Now, time to define your lips.? Annette carefully and meticulously
applied his lip liner. ?Ah, yes. I?m so pleased I went with lip liner.
You didn?t have feminine lips before but you do now. Your ?boy-lips? are
now ?girl-lips?.?
?Thanks for the ?girl-lips?,? Bobby groaned.
?Now let?s give them the color they deserve; purse them like so," Annette
instructed as she applied her son?s lipstick.
?My heavens! They turned out marvelously! Cherry red suits you. I wanted
to make a bold statement with your lipstick color and we certainly
achieved that! If these were my lips, I would call them sexy and
alluring. Let?s just call yours ?pouty and pretty? and leave it at that.?
?Something every boy wants.?
?Stop it! Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.?
?I meant to say; it?s important to have lovely lips,? he fibbed.
?Lips are a part of a girl?s beauty regimen which deserves to be
attractive and well-presented as much as her hair, eyes and face. Cheer
up; I know you?ll get lots of attention tonight.?
He glanced quizzically at his mother. He did not comprehend what ?getting
lots of attention? meant and was not sure he wanted to. As he pondered
the meaning of her statement, his mother interrupted his train of
thought.
?Bobbi, have a look in the mirror,? she exclaimed in a soothing voice.
?You Like??
The scene was surreal, the reflection in the mirror was not his but that
of a girls. ?Mom, I can?t believe it! I look just like a girl. How... how
did you do this?? he said in astonishment.
?A lifetime of practice,? she answered dismissively. ?Like I said, you
have a good face for makeup. I hope you know how lucky you are. Most boys
never get to see their feminine side.?
?Bobbi, let?s pretend you are an actress getting ready to go on stage and
you already went to hair and makeup, what do you think would come next??
Annette hinted playfully.
?Wardrobe??
?Bravo, young lady!?
?I guess my wardrobe won?t include pants tonight, huh??
?Your guess would be right!? Annette affirmed teasingly. ?No pants
tonight! Your wardrobe, my lovely daughter, will be that very pretty
skirt and blouse combo I bought for you.?
?Now sweetie, I held back this last surprise because I know what you are
going to say. Last week when you were ?dressed?, you had on boys?
underwear. That Chiffon dress and your briefs were a horrible
combination. Your underwear doesn?t go with skirts either. Tonight you
will wear something befitting of a young lady.?
?Mom, you?re not saying what I think you?re saying...You can?t possibly
mean...? he said nervously.
?If you think I?m saying girls? panties, then you are right! And that is
exactly what I mean,? she affirmed. ?Panties are a foundation garment and
are fundamentally essential to wearing dresses and skirts. Not only that,
a girl just feels attractive in pretty undies. You will feel it too.?
Annette handed Bobby a bag containing black, white, red and pink bikini
style, girls? cotton underwear. ?Red or black will go well with your
skirt tonight. If you like these basics then we can go shopping for
panties in pretty designs and fabrics such as satin, silk or la