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You idly browse Reddit. Sort by Top -> All Time. You've seen everything there. You know the performers and artists by heart. Check a related subreddit. Top -> All Time. Same thing. There's nothing new. You check the comments. Nothing that makes you feel something. The stuff you've been looking at lately has been increasingly weird and extreme, trying to coax yourself to react, to pay attention and care. It doesn't work.
Going without human connection for so long has been messing with your head. You are losing perspective, missing an anchor to something that would make you give a damn and make an effort.
Tap tap tap.
You weren't very social to begin with, and you thought you didn't need other people. At least not this badly. You even miss the inane small talk with your coworkers, and the pressure you used to feel to shower and put on clean clothes every day. The structure and purpose.
Tap tap tap.
"Chat with strangers"? Lame. They're all scams anyway.
Tap tap tap.
Or... are they? You've never tried. Even talking to a convincing bot sounds kind of interesting right now.
What the hell, you'll give it a try. You open a session.
[You are being paired with a random Chatter. Please wait.]
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IncestAt the gates to Sir Marcus’s conclave the next afternoon, Taylor gulped wondering if Mr. Leif had come to return her to Sir Marcus. Not a word had come from Mr. Leif throughout the trip. Initially flooded with horror wondering what she might have done recently to evoke Sir Glen’s displeasure, she only calmed shortly as Mr. Leif took her hand and then drew up his hood. She reached into her gown and presented Mr. Leif with his gloves, again borrowed from Sir Glen himself. Mr. Leif stepped out...
The excitement was bubbling inside her. It was almost time for him to arrive. The crotch of her white cotton panties was getting moist just thinking about it. She was right on schedule. She had just enough time to take a hot bath and put on the special things she had just for this occasion. She wanted everything to be perfect. It was Valentine’s Day. As she lay in the hot, steamy tub, she closed her eyes and imagined what it would be like to have him here with her now. It was hard to resist...
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We had just finished making love, but Amy was still not satisfied. “I wasn’t done,” She complained. “You came too soon! Let’s go at it again.” “You know that I can’t get hard again this quickly. It will take me a couple of hours to recharge my batteries before I can fuck you again.” I replied. “That is completely unacceptable.” she pouted. “There must be something that we can do. I know!” With that she jumped out of bed and began rummaging through the clothing strewn across the floor. “Here...
CrossdressingThis week we got Korean babe Mina Moon on the Bus, We found her on the side of the road trying to get to her brunch. We chat her up a bit and convince her to get in the van. Once in the van, she gets comfortable and takes off all her clothes. She has big tits and a nice pussy. She can’t help but finger herself. Preston’s boner pops out, Mina can’t help but suck it dry. She stuffs that giant cock in her tight pussy, and gets the ride of her life. After getting creamed we...
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Authors note: As with the first part Lacey (from Sweet Temptation) makes an apperance in this part of the story as well. If you haven’t read Sweet Temptation it is linked to the first part of this story. Enjoy! Kady didn’t open her eyes. She didn’t want to, because as soon as she did, reality would hit her. She moved slightly, and someone placed their hand on her arm. She slowly opened her eyes. She was in the hospital. She thought for sure she would still be in that damn car. She must have...
"I want to make it clear," she whispered into my ear as her hand rubbed the buldge in my shorts,"what we do here doesn't leave the room!" Her brown eyes looked deep into me. I shuttered a "Uh-huh." Everything was moving so fast as she leaned into my neck and pressed her lips against my skin. She took my hand and slid it up her short tight skirt. I felt the heat radiating from between her toned tan legs. I moved two fingers inside her. It was warm, wet. She let out a soft sexy moan which made it...
Hai, this is Gopi, 19 years from Hyderabad, Sri Ramakrishna Puram. My mom Vijaya Kumari, 40 years had gone to Goa with our servant maids son Venkatesh, 20 years boy. My dad is impotent and complete feet slave to mom. Mom fucks with venkatesh in front of him. She took my dad also for carrying luggage. Mom has affair with venkatesh from last 2 years. Venkatesh is smart and his dick is around 9 inches black, hard. He use to fuck mom in house also in front of us. Mom is dominant lady. We shiver...
Kelvin Watson sat in the front row of chairs arranged in one of the conference rooms at Langley. There were just under forty company employees present at the private C.I.A. ceremony. The deputy director of the National Clandestine Service stood and walked to the podium. The Caucasian, middle-aged man began, ‘Two weeks ago, one of our own assisted the United States Army Special f***es, or Green Berets as manay of us know them, in a mission to rescue three American hostages from...
Hi guys, I am Rirtesh Agrawal and I am posting my first sex story in Indian sex stories . You can post your comments in This story about me and my cousin nisha. She is married and very hot n sexy girl with beautiful skin and figure. She is of 24 year age and she fair, slim and 5.5 is her height, her figure is 34-28-36, we both were best friends we used to chat and meet go for movies, she liked my company, once after marriage she visited her house for couple of days. She was very happy to meet...
Incest"Then come get me..." I say and pull against the cuffs again. "Mm, mm, mm. Not yet, Ms. Adams. We're going to do this right," he says and tosses my vibrator onto the bed. He removes his coat and walks over to his dresser, pulling out a maroon tie. "Lift your head," he murmurs as he walks over to me. I do as he says and he wraps it around my head, covering my eyes. "Can you see anything? Be honest... it'll ruin the fun if you lie." "Nope, nothing." "Good," he says, and then I hear nothing. Not...
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Britney Amber can make any room hot looking like she does! She looks magnificent in red and has the bubbly personality to make you just sit and listen! She loves getting that cock hard knowing how much you love when she puts her big tits in your face or maybe you want those cute toes in your mouth. She’ll gladly do whatever it takes to make you cum for her. She runs her hands through her bush and already has Alex Jones big cock rock hard and ready to suck! Britney licks all around and all...
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‘Just you wait, the birthday present I got you is amazing!’ Zoe, my best friend said excitedly. I couldn’t help but smile at her words as I recalled her previous presents. For my sixteenth birthday, she gave me my first orgasm. Last year I unwrapped a vibrator, which has become a common toy in our play times. With such great gifts in the past two years, I had no idea what she could possibly have in mind for my eighteenth. I couldn’t resist asking though. ‘Well, where is it?’ ‘Oh, you won’t...
Call of the Hunt Book 4 By Paradox Salem, Indiana, Connors residence "Dad, you are seriously overreacting to this," my father said with an expression that clearly said he was upset. "I'm overreacting?" he cried, throwing up his hands in frustration, "Your daughter was getting ready to practically throw that boy on the ground and screw his brains out!" "Guy!" Mom admonished sharply. "I will not have you talking like that in our house. What Aiden chooses to do with a boy...
She always felt so much at home when she visited the island. Silly really since she spent almost all of her time elsewhere – working long, tedious hours at the law firm. Still, her vacations always brought her here – to the warm breezes, the smell of the ocean, the lush foliage. So it seemed that each time she was able to visit, she was coming home. This time it would be a little different. In the past she had always stayed at one of the big resorts. The ones with the private beaches, and golf...
Late. Very late, or very early, depending on where one is supposed to be at 4:00 in the morning. I’d fully expected to head to my office in just three more hours, but now that was all changed. Gina changed it. Her unexpected arrival at my apartment the night before had opened a pandora’s box. There was no way I could walk into my office with all the thoughts now preoccupying me and still expect to get a lick of work accomplished. Besides, I had other work to take care of now. It was six hours...
Dawn looked down at the blood pooling on the bathroom floor. Her blood. She put the letter opener down on the counter with a shaky hand as more blood spilled from her cuts.She sat down on the bathroom floor, then curled into a ball and started sobbing. She had needed some kind of release from the pain she suffered daily. Everyone around her was always happy, cheerful, and totally ignorant of the turmoil in Dawn's heart. She needed a different kind of pain to drown out the pain she already felt....
True storyAfter my Dad found out that I'd lost my virginity to my Uncle Warren, dads youngest brother. He was angry but kept his cool, then when Mom and I had our baby, and things had calmed down, Dad came into the house with this devilish grin. He told me to grab my fishing gear and told my Mom that we'd be back in a few days. Now at this point in time I was about 11 1/2 years old, keep in mind that I went through puberty very early. So we get down to the lake house, and begin to unpack, after...
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Snuggling close to you, your arms pull me closer, even in your sleep. I kiss your lips softly, smiling to myself. My heart, mind and soul are full of you. I’m happier than I’ve ever been, more content. All is right and wonderful in my world. I lay next to you, thinking of the things we have shared, everything that you have done for me, taken and made the time to do. Images from the video you sent last week linger in mind and I am instantly filled with desire. I try to settle and lay still,...
Hi All, Thank you for posting your comments, I got good responses to my old story (Ex Wife ko Jamkar Choda – I & II) and lots of appreciation. Introduction to those who would be reading my story for first time, I am lover 52655, 39 years old working in Pune in a reputed MNC, Normal size ka lund lekin kisi bhi ladki ya aurat ko santusht karne ke liye kafi hai. I have been married for last 9 years to a beautiful girl. Ladies, If you want to get in touch with me you can write @ Let’s start with...
I looked at my hand and saw the sparkle that was emitting from my engagement ring. It's been 3 months since he had proposed to me on a lovely spring evening at Napa Valley. We were dining outside at an elegant restaurant, when suddenly in front of everyone, he got down on one knee, looked at me with his piercing gray eyes and said "I love you Emma, will you be my wife?” I can still hear the applause from the other patrons after I tearfully said yes. Ryan is 25 and I'm...
After winning a sweepstake, you have received a new, highly advanced experimental robomaid. Despite only had her for a month, she has already become a welcome addition to your life. Her name is Ada, possibly a reference to Augusta Ada King, Countess of Lovelace. But you've never bothered asking. She has large, beautiful doe eyes and her synthetic skin is light gray and made from silicone. her robin's egg blue hair is short and probably what most people would probably consider halfway between a...
All persons in this story are over the age of 18. This story is complete and utter fiction. But please read on for your personal enjoyment. I would also recommend that you read the previous three chapters, My Friend’s Daughter, My Friend’s Daughter Chapter 2 and My Friend’s Daughter Chapter 3, for a better understanding of the story. Also feedback and comments are encouraged and welcomed. Thank you for reading and for voting. My Friend’s Daughter Chapter 4 If you haven’t read Chapters 1,2,...
Captain Rand sprawled out on the bed, her head propped up on a pillow, arms behind her head, obviously pleased with herself as she recounted ? with a few little details left out lest it should upset little Yeoman Kirk ? the meeting with the Klingon and the plan to get the crystals. Kirk was sitting, his hands in his lap, Spock stood at the window, Chapel at his elbow. The others were in chairs around the room. "So, we should be able to waltz in there, take the crystals and walk right...
As Stefan and Eve drank their wine at dinner they told one another where they were from and all of the interesting things they had done in their lives. They found that they had quite a bit in common and knew that they were going to be friends for a very long time. Stefan looked into her eyes and saw the lust. He asked her if she was comfortable in their booth and she told him that she was but she was getting a little lonely, after all he was way over there. They decided to move themselves...
Sara’s eyes scanned the running track with increasing eagerness. Would he be here today? For over a week, a tall, dark stranger had caught her eye while jogging the indoor track at the health club. He was ruggedly handsome and she could not seem to prevent herself from following his every move as he jogged ahead of her. She loved his long muscular legs and tight ass, not to mention his well toned body, dark hair and ,of course, those Paul Newman baby blue eyes of his. A dozen or more...
Anny Aurora is getting ready for a fun night out when she gets a call from the babysitter telling her that she has to cancel. Anny pleads with the babysitter to keep the appointment, telling her that she ALWAYS cancels on them. Unfortunately, Anny isn’t successful and hangs up. She then calls her wife, Chloe Amour, and laments that the babysitter’s cancelled AGAIN. She keeps giving the babysitter second chances as a favor to the girl’s mom, but enough is enough — she was...
xmoviesforyouJason's Story By Kristine Roland Chapter 1 Jason was in the living room, waiting for his Mom to get off the phone. He knew that she was getting ready to head out for the afternoon, and he could not wait to be home alone. A few minutes later, his Mom was off the phone. "Jason, are you sure you don't want to come with me?" "I'm sure Mom. I'm just going to read a little, and watch some TV." "Well, ok. I'll be home in a couple of hours. Be good. Love ya." ...
Meri taraf se sab bhabiyon auntiyon aur sabhi pyare dosto ko namaskar.I m nik from baroda this story is about how I fucked bhabhi in her house.So der na karte hue me story pe ataa hu.And about me I m 6.6 feet tall,little fat but good in sex.Nd my tool 7 inches.Ye meri pheli story hai aur ye bilkul real hai to story achhi lage to mere ko please mail karna meri mail id hai I m living in raopura in baroda in xyz boarding.Kuch problems hone ki vajah se mujhe mera room khali karna pada.Me najdik ke...
A Womans Wife! I had been advertising in contact magazines for a few years, had some fun with other t-girls couples and men, nothing to serious just a lot of fun, out of the blue one day a letter arrived from a woman called mrs Johnson, she was interested in me and wanted some photo`s and a list of what I was into and what I liked to wear, this peaked my interest so I duly complied. The reply came back with a phone no and a time to call with strict instructions to answer...
Introduction: Learn the rule and get what you want. The Golden Rule When I spread my legs, the world opens up to me. At least thats the rule I learned at a very early age. Its amazing how a simple little hole between my legs can have such a profound impact on the male of our species. Growing up with 3 brothers will make you become inventive, and a bit daring. It also teaches you the value of the most valuable commodity you have, your pussy. But the real weapon is in being a girl. Especially...
Janice opened the door to Brian’s bedroom. Brian had gone to work leaving cameras in each room recording all the days events. Bruno stood there wagging his tail. She gave him a friendly pet on his head and remembered Brian’s instructions to let Bruno out into the back garden so that he could relive himself. She crossed the living room to the back door and opened it. Bruno exited as she stepped outside into the garden not bothered that she was completely naked. After completing his...
No one knew how, or from where, but ever since she appeared, the so-called White Queen of South Africa had been a nightmare for all South African gangs in the so-called famous Cape Town.Almost nothing was known about her, except that she had previously been a prostitute in Namibia, and that it was believed that she had been born there, perhaps in Windhoek, being of a possible German or Dutch origin due to her particular accent when speaking for those who had managed to dialogue a bit with her,...
My fuck buddy and I have been friends for some time now. I would say 8 years probably. We were just friends at first, but I had interest in her younger sister at the time so I didn't really paid much attention to her. Eventually, I got to fuck her and her sister and damn it was the best feeling ever! Sometime later we stopped talking until years later, I was bored and in need to fuck. I went through my friends list and saw her and messaged her. She responded right away n was catching up about...
It was almost six in the morning when the door opened and Johnny stood framed in the hall light behind him. He came into the bedroom with the exaggerated care of a man who had had too much to drink. He tried to undress in the darkness, hopping clumsily from one foot to the other as he removed his trousers, until Laura spoke, her voice filled with shame and humiliation. "Turn on the light, Darling, it's alright. I'm awake." She had been awake since the exit of Mr. Rogers, and had cried...
------ Shifting his position on the couch, Shane re-adjusted his laptop on his legs. Laying his head back on the arm of the couch, Shane sighed happily. In just fifteen minutes, his parents would be out of the house, and away for a week. He’d been planning what to do for months, and was looking forward to it. As soon as they were at the end of the road, he was calling a bunch of mates to come round and stay over. It would be utter bliss to just have a week where he had to do absolutely...
Four eighteen year old girls. Horny. And determined. Mr. Crete didn’t have a chance. The plot was quickly planned and the conspiracy was put into action.Since Chad had the most intimate knowledge of Mr. Crete, he volunteered to do the dirty work. Monday was a normal PE class. Basketball. Again. As usual. At the conclusion of the class, all the guys, Mr. Crete included, headed to the locker room, stripped naked, and hit the showers. Chad was first man in and first man out. As usual, Mr. Crete...
ExhibitionismIt was Saturday morning, the start of what looked to be a promising weekend. I could feel the cool air running over my naked body. Last night had been a first. I had taken control of my friend and roommate and used him to fulfil a fantasy I had always wanted to watch. I had him play with another man while I enjoyed the view. The payment for this was that I was his for the weekend. Last night after watching him play with Brad, an old boyfriend of mine, I pumped his cock to orgasm and sent to his...
Bisexual“ahhhhhhh. Pep heel boy.” I managed thru clenched teeth. This command only seemed to excite him. He sunk his teeth deeper into my back and pounded harder. The pain was unbearable. It felt as if the huge monsterdick was getting bigger, and my back was on fire. Stretching my hole wider, ripping the opening. The room starts to spin. “Arggggggg. Please heel Pep” I cried. Pep pumped as hard as he could while letting out an ear piercing howl as he exploded deep in my womb. Cum mixed with blood...
We eased into the parking lot just at dusk. I turned off my headlights and drove across the lot with just the parking lights. There were three other cars already there, widely spaced around the edges of the lot. I parked in the middle of the biggest opening still left. I turned to my wife, “Are you ready, babe?”“I don’t know. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea.”“We’ve been talking about it for weeks. I thought the idea excited you.”“It does, but it scares me, too.”“Well, we can leave whenever...
OutdoorFinally back to some semblance of normal! I lost myself in my work like a madman for the rest the week and into the next. I had all of the bugs I wanted knocked out done and was deep diving into more places to tweak the database calls to use the indexes for even better performance. I probably wouldn't have even stopped to eat if it hadn't been for Mabel. She insisted she was not going to let all that work her girls did to get me detoxified from that junk food I normally ate to go to waste....
Introduction: This is a fictional work, based partially on actual events from my childhood. My brother and I were twins. I was born 6 minutes before him, and I never let him forget I was the older. We grew up on a small farm a couple of miles outside of town. Our father had a job other than farming, though. We just had a few cows and horses, chickens, and a garden which produced enough vegetables for our family, and a little left over to share with friends. We lived in a rather old, two story...
Colton came up to Joan and pulled her hair back, gently kissing her and pulling her tightly against him. He stroked her hair and gently nuzzled her hair, ‘I need you Joan… I need you right now.’ He whisperd against her throat. Joan moaned softly and pulled him closer, grabbing his hand pulling him up the stairs to her room. They went inside and both layed down on the bed. Joan looked at Colton, she saw his deep dark brown eyes, with dark black flakes in them. She loved his eyes. She tangled her...
Jeff got up at four thirty for his run. As he stepped out the back door, the first of the construction crew was arriving. Seeing Jeff, Henson walked over. "We should be done by three or four tomorrow, even if I have to help with the molding," he said while they shook hands. "Look," Jeff said, "if you get close, you'll still get your bonus. I don't want anything done half-assed. Take enough time to do it right." Henson' face flushed. "I don't do anything 'half-assed'. And I sure...
I recently took a weekend trip to my home town to visit family. Several other out of town family members we in also so I just stayed in a hotel with other relatives. After we all got checked in and rested a bit, we all got dressed up and went out to eat at a local restaurant. It was a nice little bar and grill type of place which usually had live music later in the evening. As we were sitting waiting on our food, I was tapped on the shoulder by someone. Just so happens it was a guy I had a...
Sarah my wife came home in a funny mood last week !! She has been doing an extra job office cleaning for holiday money. The office is very modern, and they have lots of external meetings into the evening. On that day she had been unable to do the conference office as a group was late She had walked in and found them [ about 8 men ] still in meeting, this was met with whistles and cat calls lol So any way she later told me she had got on with the general area cleaning Oh I need to add what she...
Group SexGrace comes into her own This story is a sequel to the e-book 'Breath of Life' by Karin Bishop. Karin is an extremely prolific writer of TG fiction that is basically aimed for the most part at teens and young adults. Her work doesn't focus on titillating aspects of transformation (though obviously some sexual aspects exist, since she does deal mostly with teens), but generally on the inner thoughts, emotions, needs and responses of the individual. She has over twenty works available...
My name is Justin, and what I am about to tell you is completely true. I know you don't believe me--and you definitely won't after you read my story--but I'm not lying here. About me--I'm a rising sophomore at Cornell, an Ivy League school in NY state. I'm very attractive, and people often tell me I should try my hand at being a model. Someday I might follow their advice. I have the physique of a jock. I was on Varsity track in high school, and I go to the gym often in college. I'm about six...
GayI just woke up from one of the crazies dreams that i've had in a while. I still catch my brother in law eye balling his sister ass and down blouse views when he can.My dream began with me at work helping to load a truck with supplies. After a while the scene changed around me and I was outside in an empty lot watching my k**s play. A few minutes pasted and the scene changed again. I was still watching my k**s but this time through a window from inside a small white room. The room was filled...
The Red Lady has existed for as long as the world had civilization. She had a true name, once, but she has long since forgotten it in favor of her own moniker. Her abilities are rivalled by none, with the only beings that surpass her being the gods themselves. The layman would call her a witch; she prefers the term sorceress. The form she loves the most is that of a tall woman (about 6') with deep red hair that went down to her shoulders, large perky 36DD breasts, a beautiful hourglass figure,...
FantasyOh Nancy - Chapter 2'Nancy' reached the master bathroom and flicked on the light switch before heading towards the sink countertop and mirror. She took a moment or two to gaze at herself in the mirror, fascinated by the gooey and sticky mess left on her neck, upper chest and curvature of her breasts.She dipped her middle finger into the gooier parts of his seed and scooped up a little on her fingertip to bring it to her lips. She wrapped her lips around her digit and closed her eyes as she took...
The newlyweds woke up and while having breakfast, made their plans for the day. Wendy chose comfortable shoes to wear and an eye-attracting, very low, light blue top and very short white skirt. “The Falls isn’t the only natural wonder of the world,” he complimented his sensually beautiful wife. “You are quickly learning to be a very good husband with your compliments. And you are my version of the perfect man,” she smiled, embracing her husband. “Watch it, or you’ll have me sporting two...
This girl I knew from school pulled up her shirt and showed me her tits. Chelsea was a cheerleader and normally never even gave me a second look. That's when I knew I was just having a sexy dream. Since turning sixteen I'd finally gotten my subconscious trained so that most times when I had a sexy dream I could go on long enough to enjoy it, but wake up in time to keep from making a mess in my jams, or worse. I always slept in boxers, so my hard-on found it pretty easy to poke out the front...