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Introduction: Batwoman goes in search of Selina Kyle aka Catwoman, only to find her fill-in, Holly Robinson. It was all going so well. A simple looting of a rich persons home of a few baubles, and what not. Yep, everything was going so well until she found herself blacking out from something hitting her. She groaned as she came to, her vision blurry as she looked around. Where am I? she groaned, then tried to move only to find herself hanging from the ceiling and shackled thoroughly. ouuuhhh…...
She groaned as she came to, her vision blurry as she looked around. "Where am I?" she groaned, then tried to move only to find herself hanging from the ceiling and shackled thoroughly. "ouuuhhh..." she groaned in pain. "As to the where, you're in an adult toy factory. As for the why, because I saw you and decided you might be the one person that can give me what I want." Stepping from behind the hanging woman, Batwoman let the fingers of her left hand trace Holly's right thigh...
I sent her an email detailing what I had been doing.and told her how her friend Irena phoned and asked me for dinner with her and her ten-year younger toy boy. The next day I received a return email from my lady Julie. ‘Very pleased you enjoyed your sexual tryst with Irena and Ben. I set that up for you with Irena and Ben on the proviso I give Ben a blow job while Irena licks my cunt lips. Would you like to watch baby? And I am pleased that you confirmed Ben is bigger than you, more than...
I sent her an email detailing what I had been doing.and told her how her friend Irena phoned and asked me for dinner with her and her ten-year younger toy boy. The next day I received a return email from my lady Julie. ‘Very pleased you enjoyed your sexual tryst with Irena and Ben. I set that up for you with Irena and Ben on the proviso I give Ben a blow job while Irena licks my cunt lips. Would you like to watch baby? And I am pleased that you confirmed Ben is bigger than you, more than...
Julie had saved her money from porn and invested it in IT and as a result was able to retire from the porn industry and had lucrative contracts with the city. As a result she often came into contact with BLUE ROD. Over a period of time she had informal discussions with blue rod and gradually she delevoped a closer relationship. She had found out his real name was Steve and that his powers arose from mental abilities. Thus he was able to produce a force field around himself and fly or hold...
Let me say right up front that Gunther was definitely not a young man.I knew he had been around the Santa operation at the North Pole long before I arrived with my bright ideas for cost reduction. I was called in to promote increased toy production by the easily distracted Elves. Those little imps preferred being silly rather than busy little workers focused on their quotas like dedicated employees. As a small-sized human male, I was able to relate easily to the female Elves because they liked...
Fantasy & Sci-FiThis last summer, my dad thought that it would be a good idea for me to go and spend the summer with his brother. Now I hadn’t seen the guy or his family since I was about 4 years old and couldn’t even remember what he looked like. Mum said that he was married and had a daughter just a little bit older than me and that it would be good for me to make friends with someone my age. So, very early one Saturday morning my dad took me to the bus station with me wearing only my school uniform and...
“We often have threesomes, an extra younger, bi-sex hung man is my preference, though sometimes we have an extra woman. Sometimes even another couple.” By now Zara was hanging on to my every word. “i expect the second man to lick me to orgasm. I expect to cum at least three times. Then I will give the second man a blow job while my man watches. I love the sense of power I have over a man when I am blowing him.” “How doe’s your man feel about you having another man?” “We have rules, no...
“We often have threesomes, an extra younger, bi-sex hung man is my preference, though sometimes we have an extra woman. Sometimes even another couple.” By now Zara was hanging on to my every word. “i expect the second man to lick me to orgasm. I expect to cum at least three times. Then I will give the second man a blow job while my man watches. I love the sense of power I have over a man when I am blowing him.” “How doe’s your man feel about you having another man?” “We have rules, no...
Flashback - Three months earlier... Judge Jasper opened up the chamber door with such great force that he almost ripped it from its hinges. Behind him followed Andrew Marshall (Mars), Pete Akins (Apollo) and Ashlee Gang. Jupiter slammed the crumbled note down on his desk in rage and faced his two sons. "This is intolerable!" he almost screamed. "A few months ago it was just one person, today it's two. What's he going to do the next time, bring in a busload?" "Father,"...
The scene was timeless. The sun had always been hot here, the sky always cloudless. The rocks had always looked old and weathered, even when they were young and new. There had always been lizards and snakes, sunning on the heat blasted rocks. Lichen and cacti had always been the only vegetable matter hardy enough to eke out a meagre existence amidst the rocks and dust. The road though, that was new. Nothing in this desert stayed new long, and this road was no exception. It was faded and...
It was the sound of voices and the familiar smell of bikes that woke Ben up. Oh, shit. The Leathernecks got us. His whole body hurt and it was hard to think, but something in that equation didn't seem right. Why are we still alive? He felt a damp rag press against his forehead, and the light touch of a woman's hand brush against his jaw. It sent his addled brain reeling in confusion, but after a moment he came to the sleepy conclusion that if some one was tending to his wounds, then they...
I slid the report into the proper file just as he walked into the room. Dennis Butz stood there wearing his three-piece suit, looking as handsome and charming as any man could. But I was not to be tamed by his charm. "Hello, Linda," he said with a friendly grin. "Judge Herns isn't in today," I replied back in a frosty tone. "I'm not here to see her." "My plane leaves in less then an hour Dennis, what do you want?" I slammed the file drawer shut and walked past him to my desk...
This story uses characters owned by Warner Bros./DC Comics. They are used here strictly in a not for profit fan story meant for readers enjoyment. It is free to be archived on any site wishing to do so, provided the authors are given credit. CATWOMAN AND BATMAN - THE WAGER by Eric and Steve Zink Part 1 Catwoman walked in to her meeting with Batman. It was hardly surprising that she moved with such a feline grace. Selina enjoyed Batman's admiration, and she smiled...
It had been an interesting week since that revelation: My son, Shane, had blackmailed me into servicing all of his morning woods; giving him daily blowjobs – usually several per day; and multiple fuck sessions whenever he wanted. He also required me to remain nude whenever he was home while his father was traveling for business. This way he could watch my big d-cup tits bounce all over the place whenever I moved around the house. This allowed him easy access to them whenever he was close...
When Lara saw the group of Leathernecks waiting she knew that the game was up. She didn't know how they had been discovered. Maybe some one had recognised a jacket belonging to the wrong person or perhaps someone had spotted the two motorcycles where they were not meant to be. It didn't really matter, for the end result was the same either way. Urging every ounce of strength from her muscles, Lara sprinted and dove behind a nexus of pipes, bullets chasing her footsteps like a cloud of...
A strange thing happened the day my dad died of a massive heart attack a couple of years ago. A large group of people who all looked like the Men in Black, swarmed through our house. They showed up at the door that day, the day dad died, with search warrants. They explained nothing. They handed the search warrant to my mom, charged in like they were attacking us and turned our house upside down. And I do mean upside down! It took us a week to put our house back together, one of the most...
That Wednesday I decided to have a day improving my tan and waiting and hoping that the goodies that Ben had ordered would arrive. It was so quiet at the cottage on my own. I was inside getting a drink when the front door opened and the postman walked in. I’m not sure who got more of a shock. “Oh, sorry, I wasn’t expecting anyone to be here. I normally just bring the post in and put it on the table. No letter box and everyone around here never lock their doors. I guess that you must be...
Armand Wilson sat in his home office/study sighing. From the office, things had looked pretty good; business was on track, and Sharon appeared to be handling her new situation well. But in the car on the way home, Armand began getting bad vibes, and when he arrived at his mansion, things were even worse. Everyone on staff was walking around as if on eggshells. It took Armand about twenty minutes' worth of snooping, but the situation resolved itself -- the Hernandez' quarters were an armed...
Introduction: This is the fourth of five stories about two brothers and their friends and their fun times together as young teens. This story is about Cian and his best friend Sam, Cians brother Niall and Ben, Nialls best friend.This Story contains acts of homosexuality and incest of young teenage boys, so if you have any problems with these topics do not read on!!!!! This Story contains acts of homosexuality and incest of young teenage boys, so if you have any problems with these topics do not...
Dan moved to his mother's right side, hugged her hip to his loins, and kissed her on the mouth. At the same time his right hand fondled her breasts. Julie kept moaning softly, enjoying the thrill. Ben asked, "Mom, since Dan is kissing you, may I also kiss you?" Julie broke the kiss for a while to ask, "Where do you want to kiss me?" "Here mom, here." Ben tapped the bare upper pubic mound that wasn't covered by the skimpy hot pants. Her son wanting to kissis her there thrilled...
"Happy birthday, Julie! You look gorgeous!" Julie was delighted to hear such compliments from almost every guest who came to her house to join the family in celebrating her 34th birthday. There were more bold compliments too. "You look very sexy!" beamed Mr. More, her husband's boss. Julie blushed, in spite of the fact that she had heard such compliments over the years. Even now, though a mother of two teenage sons, she was a gorgeous woman. She had a young beautiful face, blessed...
I didn’t see Julie the next day until I was changing classes after second period. She’s alone for a change. Normally she travels with at least one, usually more of her friends. She was alone, she looks pissed, and she’s wearing one of the dresses we gave her. I think we did her a favor. She looks HOT!! There’s nothing special about the dress, except that it’s so short, and so thin. As she passed me in the hall she had her eyes down and didn’t even see me. But I saw her. I saw her nipples...
Just then Jake's left hand went around her body and fondled her right breast. Her nipple was tweaked to hardness again. Involuntarily she gasped. Julie heard Dora say, "Jake why don't you put your hand under auntie's T-shirt and fondle her bare breasts." Julie protested against Jake's kissing mouth, "N-No... don't, Ja-ke." "Relax Julie... please don't disappoint the boy... please be nice to my son... and let him touch your breast." "Please auntie... please..." What could...
Before dinner time her husband phoned, "Sorry dear, I'll be a little late. I'm going out for dinner with Mr. More. You and the boys eat first... don't wait for me." "Alright, Brad." "One more thing... I'll come and decide what you can wear for tonight." "Meanwhile, can I wear something exciting for the boys to see?" "Of course... what have you in mind?" "How about the halter and half-cut-off shorts that you used to like years ago?" "Great! That will be fine for now......
Prologue Her head hurt as she wandered along the rocky shoreline. Oblivious to the waves washing over her feet, she was lulled by the sound of the surf, but the cold breeze seemed to cut right through her. 'What am I doing here?'Sherry stopped walking and gazed out at the ocean. Heavy cloud cover blocked the sun, turning everything black and white. Wisps of her dark, shoulder-length hair danced in the breeze. Looking back at the footprints she'd left in the otherwise undisturbed sand, she saw...
LesbianOn the first Monday that Ben had to go to work we were eating some breakfast when Ben asked me what I was going to do that day. “It’s a nice sunny day so I was thinking about going for a walk after my morning plucking session; maybe I’ll find that river you mentioned.” “Good idea, you can go skinny-dipping.” “I can’t swim, remember?” “Hmm, yes, but you could go for a paddle.” “Yeah, I might just do that.” “Cherry love, don’t forget that I said there might be some scouts or other youth...
Benjamin Blount sat in the back of his freshman history class scribbling in his notebook as the teacher spoke. He did this to keep from looking as Miss Mathews. Miss Mathews was smart, pretty, and caring and had a really nice voice and looking at her made him get an erection. Not that he could do much to avoid that. Ben was a fourteen-year-old boy and just waking up in the morning gave him raging wood. It really sucked being a teenager. The good thing was that Ben was actually very...
The Club had been her idea. It had started from a quite innocent conversation prompted by a guy we both knew who had been ripped off at a strip joint. She had wondered why men like strip clubs and I had told her about one of my very few visits to one in Phoenix. I told her the girls were mostly university students working their way through college, Nice, bright, intelligent girls with stunning looks and bodies to die for. And how touching was strictly prohibited, but how sometimes there might...
Ultimate h?s part 1 Gwen Stacy took Spiderman's dick like a pro. She was back against the alley wall as Spiderman pummeled her with his huge cock. Gwen Stacy's big tits swung freely as her legs wrapped around Spiderman's back. Her hips gyrated up and down as spiderman thrust into her receiving pelvis. Stacy's hips ground into Spiderman's dick. Her pussy wrapped around his cock milky it as the hot rod pulled in and out sucking her pussy lips with it as it moved. Gwen's black high heel...
The next day they woke up early, since there was no pond or brook close-by that they could bath in, they just had to skip doing so today. They did, however, wash themselves with a washing cloth that Alice wet with water from a bottle. She insisted on proper hygiene and John had reluctantly agreed with her. He didn't mind going without a bath for a few days, but when Alice suggested that they'd clean each other's bodies with the washing cloth, he had quickly become a willing participant....
After they had the huts finished, the water supply taken care of and even finding they had plenty of food with the coconuts and the bananas, the fishing was good and Mr. Candleford even managed to trap a wild pig in a pit trap that worked perfectly. The only hard part was to get the carcass out and get it prepared for eating and then to smoke and keep the remaining meat safe for future use. In a sense, it was good that they were there on the island because the things would have started to...
Introduction: Ben, 22, and Jane, 24, are brother and sister. Ben seduces Jane, and Jane turns out to like it nasty. Jane had been living with her younger brother Ben for almost four months before they started fucking. It wasnt something shed planned on happening, shed never fantasized about him before although after they started she couldnt imagine it any other way, couldnt imagine wanting anyone else. But Ben was the one who seduced her. Jane was a curvy young woman of twenty-four when Ben...
Introduction: Fictional Story. Romance about an unusual family My Pretty Little Slaves Chapter 14 Beckys gift to Ben, a fashion show trip to Paris and New York City Characters Introduced: Sarah, 37, Mother of Becca, 59 White, Blonde Green Eyes 36D breasts Soyeon Kim, 32, Dry Cleaners wife, 52, Asian, Black hair and eyes, 34C breasts Chin Ho Kim, 40, Dry Cleaner owner with Soyeon, 57, Asian with 5 cock Caillum, 46, Jet Airplane Pilot, 62 ,white, 8 cock Randee, 36, wife of Caillum, 58, white,...
Characters Introduced: Sarah, 37, Mother of Becca, 5'9 White, Blonde Green Eyes 36D breasts Soyeon Kim, 32, Dry Cleaners wife, 5'2, Asian, Black hair and eyes, 34C breasts Chin Ho Kim, 40, Dry Cleaner owner with Soyeon, 5'7, Asian with 5” cock Caillum, 46, Jet Airplane Pilot, 6'2 ,white, 8” cock Randee, 36, wife of Caillum, 5'8, white, Red Hair Blue Eyes, 38C breasts Reba, 16. daughter of Randee, 5'4, white, Red Hair Green Eyes, 36D breasts From Chapter 13 They go to...
Introduction: THIS IS A ROMANCE STORY, NOT JUST HUMPING AND FUCKING ALL THE TIME. Constructive critism always welcomed. My Pretty Little Slaves Chapter 11 Super Bowl trip, Lauries homecoming and Ben Jr.s Birth Characters Introduced: Darryl, 33 white, Charter Bus Driver Suzy, 33 white 58, Red hair Sky Blue eyes 36D breast OH God Ben, I missed you lover Laurie says as she starts to kiss him and work her way down her lovers body showering him with kisses. She grabs BIG FELLA and kisses him,...
Sarah, 37, Mother of Becca, 5'9 White, Blonde Green Eyes 36D breasts Soyeon Kim, 32, Dry Cleaners wife, 5'2, Asian, Black hair and eyes, 34C breasts Chin Ho Kim, 40, Dry Cleaner owner with Soyeon, 5'7, Asian with 5” cock Caillum, 46, Jet Airplane Pilot, 6'2 ,white, 8” cock Randee, 36, wife of Caillum, 5'8, white, Red Hair Blue Eyes, 38C breasts Reba, 16. daughter of Randee, 5'4, white, Red Hair Green Eyes, 36D breasts Karen, 36, neighbor of Crystal's, 5'8, white, Blond Hair...
Characters Introduced: Darryl, 33 white, Charter Bus Driver Suzy, 33 white 5'8, Red hair Sky Blue eyes 36D breast “OH God Ben, I missed you lover” Laurie says as she starts to kiss him and work her way down her lovers body showering him with kisses. She grabs BIG FELLA and kisses him, licks the head and looks up at Ben “Master we are not going to leave this room till we go back to Alabama, You are mine now” she sucks BIG FELLA deep getting him hard. Laurie straddles BIG FELLA and...
Jane was a curvy young woman of twenty-four when Ben moved in. She’d been paying her own bills for six years, moving out of the house as soon as she graduated high school and working as a barista to get through the MRI technician program at a technical college cross-state. On graduation she was able to find steady entry-level work. She had a boyfriend, Park, who she had been dating for about five months, and the two-bedroom apartment she shared with one female roommate was in a good...
şimdi size 7 sene önce kız kardeşim ile başlayan sonra kızkardeşim sıdıkanın sayesinde annem ile ilişkimin nasıl başladığını anlatacağım. Ama öncelikle kısa bir özet geçeyim. Sıdıka 16 yaşındaydı ben 21 ve annem ayten de 38 yaşındaydı. Babam öldükten 6 ay sonra annem köye gitmişti biz de sıdıka ile sevişmeye başlamıştık sonra sıdıkanın sayesinde annemi de aramıza aldık. Şimdi size annem ile olan ilişkimi anlatacağım. Annem de sıdıka gibi tesettürlüdür ama okadar narindir ki o giydiği pardesünün...
Ms Nandhini – My School TeacherBy KINGPHANTOMEmail: [email protected] 2Lesson – 1 – How to MasturbateThe morning after I Dry Humped our new class teacher’s ass on our school bus. I woke up hearing my older sister Nithya chechi (Starring “Nithya Menon”) calling out my name. “Shyam you idiot, come on get up. You are late for school. I am gonna tell mom, you better get up.” She shouted at me. It’s a curse to share a room with your older sister. She wants to decide on everything that’s...
We arrived at the lodge a few minutes before three o'clock. The lodge had a wonderfully romantic feel to it. The lobby had beautiful exposed wooden beams and a huge stone fireplace. The back wall was a series of large windows which provided a wonderful panoramic view of the Adirondack Mountains. I checked us in while Robert unloaded the car and put up the convertible top. I unlocked the door to our room and Robert placed our suitcases on floor in front of the dresser. "Mom, this is way...
Toys"But mom," Ben whined as he faced his brown haired mother in the kitchen. "Don't you 'but' me Benjamin Tennyson," Ben's mother said in a tone that meant business. "Your father and I are going to his company Christmas party tonight and you're just too young to be left home alone. Normally we'd get you a baby sitter but it's too late to get one now so you'll just have to go to your aunt and uncle's house for the night." "Yes ma'am," Ben said as he turned his eyes toward the...
"Benji! Get your fuckin' ass in here," Mr. Boothe shouted from his office.Mr. Booth was yelling for me again.My name is Ben, short for Benjamin. Benjamin Carter. I'm 24 years old. I have blond hair and hazel eyes. I'm pretty short at only 5'7" and a little bit too skinny. I don't think I'm anything special to look at. I'm painfully shy and I'm not the most manly of guys, and being gay doesn't help, especially given my work environment.I've worked at Ace's Trucking and Storage Company for the...
Julie lay across her bed with the phone to her ear, trying not to cry, but it was a hard thing to do when your mother was telling you her cancer was worse than ever. "Had bad is it?" Julie sniffed, knowing this was going to be so hard on her Mom and Dad. "Well, I start double treatments first thing Monday morning. I'll do fine, but I'm worried about your poor Dad. He's taking this really bad," she replied wiping tears from her eyes. Julie knew how much Daddy loved Mom and that she...
"I don't know what to tell you, Ben." Maury said apologetically. "Your bike is a piece of shit." It was the next morning. Despite the fact that he'd had almost no sleep last night, Ben hadn't felt this well rested in years. Spending the night with Lara had been ... He frowned. No time for that now. There were more important things at stake. Ben groaned. The last time his bike had been trashed, Mo had been able to fix it right up, better than before. Hmm. On second thought, Ben...
For those unfamiliar with part 1 of this story, please read BBC Number 2 but here’s a brief summary. I’d been chatting online with a 26 year old black stud named Ben who was interested in fucking my wife Erin’s brains out in front of me. When he listed the things he wanted to do to her it was like he was reading down a checklist of things she enjoys so I made the encounter happen for them. Ben fucked Erin hard and stuck with the plan that he and I had made which was for him to fuck her bareback...
“I’m sorry Toman in almost all cases it is true that ghosts cannot exist on this plain. In certain cases when a death is so horrific and quick the essence of a person can latch on to another. In this case it was father. I thank you father for holding us as long as you have. I know it has taken a supreme effort on your part.” “We?” I almost shouted. “What in the hell do you mean we?” Even as I watched another weaker apparition appeared. “NO!” I almost screamed as I took off running. I felt...
They have to stop to take some break.evrything was fine until "Dr. Animo escaped. Calling for backup to stop him.” the message was broadcasted on the radio of Grandpa Max's RV. It took not even a second for Ben to ask Grandpa Max to catch Dr. Animo. Grandpa Max switched to the turbo mode .The RV went half way when it broke down. “You can transform to XLR8 Ben and catch-up Dr. Animo”, said the grandpa. With a pass of a second Ben transformed into XLR8. As he was about to leave...
After a brief eternity, Lara and Ben had parted. It would have been easy to stay lip locked and see what developed, but the uncertainty of the situation as well as the limitations of their fleshly shells had gotten in the way. Sooner or later, whatever Leathernecks from Bastard Squad had survived were going to come back, and it was best if Ben and Lara weren't there when that happened. It was extremely difficult for Lara to stay awake right now as she helped Ben tinker and cannibalize from...
“I would love to be sexually pleasured by two women while my man watches, even better if he masturbated while he watched. A favourite fantasy of mine is being pleasured by two lipstick lesbians, both younger than me, perhaps one barely twenty, a blond baby doll. “Lu Xi has arranged two lipstick lesbians, both younger than me, for my pleasure next Sunday. I want you to watch and enjoy, my pleasure is your pleasure. And I want you to masturbate for me, are you fine with that honey?” I asked my...
“I would love to be sexually pleasured by two women while my man watches, even better if he masturbated while he watched. A favourite fantasy of mine is being pleasured by two lipstick lesbians, both younger than me, perhaps one barely twenty, a blond baby doll. “Lu Xi has arranged two lipstick lesbians, both younger than me, for my pleasure next Sunday. I want you to watch and enjoy, my pleasure is your pleasure. And I want you to masturbate for me, are you fine with that honey?” I asked my...
Passion in James County XV: Ben and Nancy Ben encountered school psychologist Marya Thompson in the hallway the next morning when he walked into school. ‘Have you got a couple of minutes, Marya?’ he asked her. ‘Sure,’ the psychologist said. ‘Is this something about one of your students?’ ‘Yes, Trish Wilkins,’ Ben said. ‘Why don’t you come down to my office and tell me about it?’ Marya said. Ben followed Marya down the hall and into her officer. She walked across the room, turned to face...
"You heard of a guy named Gunny?" Ben yelled to the bartender in the Horny Bull over the cacophony of the live music. God knows how, but they had hauled in a live band to play tonight. They weren't bad either. The leader singer was a dark haired chick in a black leather mini skirt and she and her band were dishing out a kind of retro bluesy-rock. They were inside a plexi cage that showed signs of extreme wear with explosions from hurled bottles and mugs and various stains caused by beer,...
Randi's Vacation Randi woke up to his alarm and quickly silenced it. A quick glance to his left confirmed the Denise was already up. She almost always got up before him preferring some extra time between getting ready for work and needing to walk out the door. He preferred to have enough time to get ready, eat and go. He walked to the bathroom which was right in the master bedroom. The condo they bought was a bit extravagant but provided plenty of room and they could afford it on...
"Darn it, darn it, darn it..." Ben muttered to himself, creeping from hall to hall within the vast spaceship. It was the usual story, bounty hunters hired to get the Omnitrix from him. Fortunately they didn't seem to be working for Vilgax; not quite so fortunately, they weren't as stupid as the ones he was used to. They had apparently cloaked their ship and waited overhead until he was apart from Gwen and Grandpa Max, then abducted him. That was bad enough, but... he glanced down at...
Ben and Marsha I met Marsha in the spring of my senior year of college. It was a blind date set up by my roommate and one of Marsha's girlfriends. For me it was love at first sight. I am not sure what was going through Marsha's mind. I suppose you could call her feelings for me love, though of a very unusual variety. We did the usual undergraduate dating ritual; a movie followed by a pizza. I did not have a car at the time so Marsha drove. She drove a new BMW, and it did not...
Despite their best efforts, Ben and Lady Grace didn't get out of the city till after 9am. They had been in line since before six, but had spent hours sitting around while the customs officials had 'lost' files and had to 'verify' their records. If it had gotten to Lady Grace, Ben couldn't tell. Despite the fact that she hadn't had a square meal or a decent night's sleep in over 48 hours, she looked as polished and as calm as a fashion model. Figured. He both looked and felt like crap,...