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After summing up your score, please post the results in the comments section.
The stas are updated in the chart at the end of the post regularly.

1. How many times a week do you masturbate at average?

1 pt: 5 times and less
4 pts: More than 5 but less than 10
8 pts: More than 10 times
10 pts: Hell knows! I can't count coz I gooned out my brain.

2. At what age did you start masturbating?

1 pt: After 14
2 pts: After 10 but before 14
3 pts: Before 10

3. Do you have a partner and does he know that you touch yourself?

0 pt: I do not have a partner/he does not know
2 pts: He knows
4 pts: He knows and gives me a helping hand at times

4. Does your partner masturbate?

0: No/I have no partner
1: Yes

4. Have you masturbated in these places/situations (you get one point for each positive answer):

- classroom
- office which was full of people
- naked in the nature
- using webcam
- in the group of wankers
- on the plane with people sitting near you
- parked car
- while driving (be careful!)
- hotel balcony
- pool, there was no one around
- pool full of sexy people
- in the sea
- public beach
- for the same sex
- dining room of a restaurant
- train
- library
- bus
- street
- while your partner was sleeping near you
- church
- at a house yard
- in a toilet of public building
- movie hall

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

0: No, never

1: Yes, a couple of times
2: Yes, very often. I am a careless wank addict
3: Yes and this was my plan
4: Yes and we continued playing with ourselves together
6: Yes, the person called the police

6. Have you ever played with your ass while bating?

0: No
2: Yes and I did not like it
4: Yes and I like it
6: Yes and I prefer anal stimulation to the genital one
8: Yes and I am toying/fingering my ass atm

7. Have you tasted your cum/pussy juice?

0: No
2: Yes
4: Yes, it is kinky, I love it

8. When was the last time you masturbated?

0: Do not remember
1: This week
2: Yesterday
3: Today

9. Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation?

0: No
2: Yes

10. How often do you watch porn at average?

1: Once a week
2: Two-three times a week
3: Everyday
6: I am a fucking pornstar!

11. Do you recall the names of these pornstars?

You get a point for each alias you know.

Now let's test your endurance..

12. What is the most times you have played in one day?

1: 3-5
3: 5-7
6: more than 7

13. How long was your longest single edging session? If it was longer than "x" hours, you get "x" points.

14. Have you ever masturbated til your penis/pussy got sore?

0: No
2: Yes

15. What about experiments with pain solo? You get one point for each one of the following experiences:

- inserted a thin object in the urethra (cord, toothpick etc.)
- inserted a thick object in the urethra (wider than pen)
- bated with your pussy/cock covered with cooling cream, ice cubes or something like toothpaste
- bated with your pussy/cock covered with warming ointment or something hot like chilli sauce
- had fun with you nipples clamped
- autoerotic asphyxiation
- bated being gagged
- used nettle while playing with yourself
- was forced to bate while being sodomized/ whipped/ humiliated by a mistress/master
- pumped pussy/cock
- solo ball busting

16. Have you ever experienced a handsfree orgasm?

0: No
1: Once or twice but I do not know how this happened
4: Yes, and I have them regularly

17. Have you had a solo anal only/prostate orgasm without genital stimulation?

0: No
4: Yes

18. Do you have some happy ending massage experience you paid for?

0: No
4: Yes

19. Have you ever shared pics and videos on xhamster?

0: No
2: Yes
4: Shared pics of me/my partner
6: Shared my pics as well as those of my partner. We are beautiful, let people enjoy!

Score Rankings:

Stoker Joe (but not really a stroker): Less than 30

The Apprentice of Touching Art: more than 30 but less than 45

Sir Wank-a-Lot: More than 45 but less than 65

Da Arch-Wanker Master: More than 65 but less than 85

Almighty Goon God: More than 85

Stats sheet

Number of people: 1

Average score: 54

Current Leader: exex55

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