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Valentine, Valentine, oh be my Valentine,

A time for love, romance and kisses,

Hoping and praying,

You'd like to be my Mrs

We sit and dine,

Drinking expensive wine,

Relax, and share our thoughts,

Our hobbies and hopes,

Visions created,

How tight does she like her ropes?

Our evening is romantic,

Sex our main train of thought,

Telling me you like to be bound,

Preferring firm, tight and taught.

We're now talking openly,

Wine doing its job,

Your submissive eyes pleading,

you want my cock in your gob.

Under the table, you open your legs,

my fingers hungry,

To search out your sex,

Unwanted panties, obediently removed,

Naughty girl,

Hot, wet and smooth.

I set to tease you, slowly edging,

You grind and shift,

Your body begging,

Eyes locked, and lustily looking,

Your pussy is dripping,

Now we're cooking.

Your eyes shut, gasps escape your lips,

Wine spills on the table,

You have no control of your hips,

Orgasm ripping through you,

What a beautiful sight,

Surrounded by couples,

On this most romantic of nights.

Hardly subtle, the start of our journey,

But we know what each wants,

We're naughty, and dirty,

The waiter is grinning,

While I'm paying and thanking,

"Get me home now, sir, I've been naughty and need spanking!"

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