Already Gone
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Hey folks, as those of you who read my blog already know, I was almost finished with the story I was going to put out this week, but last week's news about Glenn Frey from the eagles hit me pretty hard. I put that story away to write this one instead. A lot of you guys out there know what it's like trying to convince your wife, especially when she likes a different kind of music how great the music you grew up with is. So just this past summer, I took my girls to see the history of the Eagles concert at the Joe Louis Arena. All three of them came out of that show loving the eagles as much as I do.
I did one Eagles song, (Lyin' Eyes) a couple of years ago and had plans to do more. So this is the first of at least a couple I'll be doing this year. I only had three days to get this out, so forgive me if it's not perfect. Everyone who wants to complain about my grammar and comma usage can email me for a refund. Think about the Eagles while you read this or better off just listen to the song. They really don't make them like this anymore. SS06
I woke up to a sinking feeling in my stomach. There was also a hand on my ass and another trying to push its way between my legs. I had a really bad headache that I knew hadn't come from the liquor we'd drank the night before.
"Ceej, Honey, I'm not much of a morning person," I mumbled.
"Oh! ... Sorry," he mumbled. "But what about all of those stories you told me about you and Mark fucking all night and then half of the next day?"
"I was twenty then," I grumbled. "When you're twenty years old and madly in love you can live on sex."
"Oh..." he said sadly.
He looked like a hurt puppy and I wondered again if I wasn't making a mistake. On paper it seemed like everything would be perfect for me. I was trading in a forty year old man who worked all day long and then came home and worked on his car, for a thirty year old man who worshipped the ground I walked on.
Mark was dedicated to his fucking job and to stacking dollars for what he thought was going to be our future. CJ was dedicated to me. Mark, while not controlling or anywhere near abusive, seemed to always argue with me. If I put my foot down and stood firm, drawing a line in the sand, he just looked at me with a peculiar little smile on his face and walked away.
Things were not supposed to work that way. When my mother put her foot down, my father toed the line the way he was supposed to. Eventually he realized that as has been said too many times to recount, "Happy wife, happy life."
But not Mr. Mark Clayton. Mr. Mark Clayton looked at me with a look that seemed to say, "Bitch, you're crazy!"
If I brought out the big guns and withheld sex, he shrugged his shoulders and worked on his car more. I hated that fucking Mustang with a passion. And it was the weirdest thing ... Not getting any sex was supposed to render him a gibbering idiot. That was what my mom told me. But a couple of days after I started holding out in him, he developed this weird habit of looking at his watch.
It's a really good thing that women are smarter than men, or I wouldn't have figured it out. I noticed a calendar in our kitchen with a big red circle around the very next weekend. There were also several days leading up to it, including that day crossed off. It made no sense until I went into his sock drawer and found a brochure for a high end brothel in Las Fucking Vegas.
Right on the cover of the brochure was a picture of several different women who all looked like they'd be eager to suck my husband's Dick for free and would kill me for the chance to do it for money. They were all pretty, well built, very young women too. I almost went into shock.
I think the thing that pissed me off the most was that he'd already crossed that day off and it wasn't even lunch time yet. I wasn't stupid. And there was no way I was going to let him go off and screw a bunch of professional whores. I knew what would come after that. He'd try to put my ass out to pasture in less time than it takes his Mustang to reach thirty miles an hour and his zero to sixty time was less than five seconds.
So that night, knowing where my fucking bread was buttered, I offered to have sex with him. I was pissed beyond belief. And I ended up with my feelings hurt.
"Nah," he said. He said it so quickly that it was like an afterthought. Like something that was so minor in importance that it didn't even rate consideration.
I was sure that steam was coming out of my ears as the tables turned.
"Oh come on Mark, it's been a week!" I heard myself whining.
"I'm just not in the mood," he said.
"I could suck your dick," I smiled trying to make myself seem sexy. It was a struggle. Especially when my fondest dream would have been to bite it off and spit it into the fireplace. "Please baby let me suck your dick," I begged.
"I don't know," he said as if considering it. "You're not very good at it. It just seems like you're just trying to get it over with. Maybe week after next..."
A shock went through me. And that was the way things always went with us. I tried all of the shit I learned on TV, in magazines and from my mother, to come out on top, but Mark always seemed to get the upper hand.
CJ, on the other hand, worshipped me. I was his Goddess. All I had to do was say jump and he was in the air. Why hadn't I left Mark for CJ before now?
Two reasons. The first is that deep down inside I love Mark. I hate his work ethic. I hate the shit out of his sense of RE-sponsi-fucking-bility and I loathe the fact that he simply won't take any shit off of anybody.
The second reason is even more practical. CJ, for all of his intense worship and suckery ... Lord I love having him kiss my ass ... Makes minimum wage or something like that working in a bar. He's fun to be around, and he does everything I tell him to, but there is no way he can support me.
Mark, the asshole I married, has a salary in the low six figures. Maybe that's why he's such ... Okay; it wasn't always this way between us. When we first got together, we were very much in love. But twenty years and about a million arguments have both of us raising our defenses against the other.
As I tried to remember what it was exactly that changed our everlasting love into never ending ennui and then transformed that into soul searing hatred, CJ intruded on my thoughts.
He was rubbing my legs ever so gently hoping to get me into the mood without getting me pissed off at him. That gentle leg rubbing thing always turned me on soooo fucking much when Mark did it. CJ on the other hand was just annoying me.
"CJ, move over here and suck my titty," I told him.
"Seriously?" he gushed. I nodded at him. And he quickly scurried towards me.
I hated to tell him that his rubbing my legs annoyed me because I could feel it and it took me away from my thoughts. On the other hand my big old titties were as fake as my blond hair. After the surgery, I noticed that I had lost most of the feeling in my nipples. Mark could always make me feel sensations there but no one else seemed to be able to.
That was another thing I hated about that bastard. He was really good in bed. And his dick was definitely bigger than CJ's. Mark could always leave me trembling like a puddle of goop on the floor. It was hard for me to believe that he had never cheated on me. Even harder to believe that he really loved me and still does to this day. This is going to be really hard on him. But that's a good thing because it means that I can always come back to him if need be.
In fact there'd be no need for me to leave Mark at all if he didn't have to win every fucking argument. If he would just let me control things the way it was supposed to be, we'd be a lot fucking happier. In fact if I was in control, I'd be a much happier wife and I'd make him the happiest bastard on the planet. But he's pissed me off one time too many.
It had actually been CJ who made me realize that I really was the one in control. He told me that in a divorce, the woman always gets everything and the husband ends up living in his mom's basement, eating tuna straight out of the can. CJ himself was living with a woman who wanted to marry him, but she wasn't really what he was looking for. They weren't married, so walking away from her would be no problem.
"So ... Sluuuuurrrp ... Don't ... Sluurp slurp ... Forget. Today's the day you call him," said CJ between slurps on my breast.
I remembered then. The plan. We'd been planning it for weeks. We had waited for the perfect time. And this week was perfect. It was perfect because Mark was out of town. It was perfect because both CJ and I were cowards. Neither of us had the balls to tell my husband face to face that I was leaving him and pursuing a divorce.
I almost threw up just thinking about it. I mean, I do have a small sense of wrong and right. And it just seemed heinous for me to call the man when he was out of town on business, busting his ass to pay for the house I just had to have and my car and all of my clothes and jewelry and even the food I ate.
Mark deserved more. He deserved for me to sit down with him and talk about our relationship and how we were both feeling. If we agreed that there was no way to save our marriage, then we should have discussed all of the options open to us. Then and only then, should we discuss a divorce. And after the divorce, we would both be free to move on to other relationships.
That was the honorable way to do it. But we were doing it this way. In over twenty years together, Mark had never hit me. He barely even raised his voice to me. When we couldn't agree on something, he would try to compromise. That was one of my biggest problems with him. He was too easy going. He was always ready to settle for less than everything. But if we couldn't compromise, he just got that funny little smirk on his face and walked away.
Over the years, I came to know exactly how he thought. I knew exactly what that look meant. It meant, "Fuck you, bitch. If you won't settle for half, you get nothing. It meant who needs to fuck your forty year old pussy when I can go to Vegas and..."
So over the years, I got angrier and angrier. And I was at a time in my life when I just needed it all. So in the divorce, I'd get all of it. I'd get my house, all of my stuff and a big chunk of his money. And then when it was time for him to retire, I'd get half of his pension too.
I had spoken to a lawyer. I had him drawing up the divorce papers. I'd spoken to my mother. And I'd spoken to a lot of my friends. All of them were sure that it would work, but they were also all in agreement that I shouldn't do it.
What galled me was when my mother, who'd always hated Mark, told me that I was out of my fucking mind to even think about divorcing him. But their opinions only served to piss me off and make me even more determined.
My lawyer, who was only interested in making money, was the one who came up with the reason for the divorce. I was going to claim mental cruelty and abandonment. The basis for our divorce was that Mark, by working all the damned time had abandoned me emotionally.
It was a lie and a stupid one, but it would get me the freedom and the control over my life that I wanted. Deep down, I hated blindsiding him like this. But it's a tough world and he's a big boy. He'll get over it in time.
Besides, if I took my time and talked to him about things, he'd probably try to compromise. Or he'd talk me out of it. And sometimes you just have to hit a motherfucker over the head with a two by four to get his attention. I felt like I was at one of those, "Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you," points in my life.
I took a deep breath and picked up my phone. CJ redoubled his attention to my unfeeling left nipple as if to stir me onwards.
From outside of the house I heard the sounds of trucks. It was probably one of our neighbors having furniture delivered. I dialed a number that over the years I had learned far too well.
It rang once and then was connected in the middle of the second ring. It had to be a coincidence. It seemed almost as if he'd expected me to call him.
"Mark," I said tentatively.
"Who else would be answering my phone?" he asked. His flip manner made me hate what I was doing just a little bit less.
"Why the hell are you calling ME?" he asked. He sounded as if for me to call him was something strange or unexpected. As I thought about it, I realized that he was right. I hadn't called him unless it was to get something for myself in years. The man busted his ass to make a life for us and I had pretty much ignored him for a very long time. Maybe what I wanted would be good for both of us. Maybe I could let him keep a little bit more of the money.
I mean, I didn't need to hurt him; I just needed to be free.
"I AM your wife," I said.
Mark
I was so close. I was driving my way to the Promised Land and in the home stretch. There was sweat streaming down my forehead and dripping onto the pale skinned creature beneath me.
She made a little keening sound and yanked my head back down to hers. She planted my lips firmly onto hers and somehow managed to squeeze my dick even tighter in the velvet lined vice of her vagina.
"Ohhhhhhh fuck," I gasped. She giggled and kissed me again.
"Shannon ... Baby, I can't hold it ... I've gotta..." I gasped.
"You've gotta wait a little bit longer, Honey," she hissed. "It'll be so much better ... IF YOU waaaaiiit! Ooooooh ... Oh Jeezus ... Do me baby." Each syllable was punctuated with her slamming her crotch against me. I was trying to hold back with all of my might. Shannon had the ability to make me cum so hard I was cross eyed after it.
It was hard to believe that I had known her for only three months. "It's too tight, when you squeeze it like that. I'm gonna cum. Besides you said it was mine and I want it now."
"I also told you that you could have me any way you wanted me, anytime you wanted me, now fuck me!" she cooed. "But don't cum!"
The jangling sound of my phone caused me to lose all control. Sperm shot out of me so hard that I nearly lost consciousness. I looked down to see Shannon's reaction and she was in the midst of spasms. Her eyes had rolled back in her head and her legs were splayed out and shaking violently.
"Hoooo baby, that was good," she mumbled. "I swear to God that was it."
"What the hell are you trying to do to me, Shannon?" I asked as my phone continued to ring.
"I'm trying to make you happy, Mark," she said mischievously.
"I've been happy since I met you," I said.
"You'll be even happier, when we're done," she smirked. "Answer your phone. It might be her."
It wasn't. It was the movers. I had forgotten that they were supposed to call me when they arrived. The tiny white hand that was gripping my dick guided it between her cherry red lips. The lips and the head they were attached to were soon hidden behind a curtain of red curls.
A tingling came from my loins at about the same time as I heard the slurping sounds.
Suddenly my phone rang again. I could see from the number on the screen that it was her. I nodded at Shannon who was looking at me expectantly. The look that came across those huge green eyes was part mirth and part evil grin.
As Shannon flipped over and slid up next to me, I marveled again at the work of art her body was. Her legs are sculptured like the dancer she used to be. And her heart shaped ass could make a Kardashian jealous. Her tiny waist makes her ass seem larger than it is, but then that ass is so round that it seems to belong on a bigger woman. God was truly in his glory when he made that ass.
Shannon always says that God was so proud of the work he did on her ass that he was too busy patting himself on the back to give her any tits.
I was in love again. Yes ... again. It was only the second time for me, but this one just felt right. This love was like the Phoenix. It rose from the ashes of the one before it.
I guess I should start at the beginning. Three months ago, I was like a lot of poor schlubs out there. I was in love with a woman who hated me. I guess we were both phoning it in. But I loved her. I really did. And I stupidly thought that she loved me too.
Sure I knew there were problems in my marriage. We'd been arguing a lot back then. But I thought that all married couples went through that. My eyes were opened when my secretary came into my office and told me I had a visitor.
When Shannon walked into my office and sat down, I was confused.
"So ... What company do you represent?" I asked.
"I'm from the you and me getting back at the assholes corporation," she spat. "This is gonna be harder than I thought."
She shook her head as she looked at me. "Too bad too," she said.
"I don't understand," I said.
"I know you don't, Mark and from the look of things, this is gonna hit you really hard," she said. She shrugged her tiny shoulders and moved on. "Your wife is cheating on you."
I thought that I had misheard her, but when I looked at her she was so sure. She'd said it as casually and as factually as if she'd just told me the sky was blue. Somehow I knew she was telling the truth.
It hit me like a ton of bricks. Sweat broke out on my forehead and my heart started pounding in my chest. My vision grew dim along the edges and my eyes began to water. I felt as if any second I was going to vomit. Images of a faceless man on top of Anne, pounding away at her while she screamed out her pleasure, dominated my psyche.
Then the dam broke and the water started. I put my head down on my desk because, as a man I didn't want that tiny little redhead to see me crying like some kind of baby.
Before I knew what was happening, the fragrance of fresh cherries engulfed me. I felt warm hands lifting my head from the desk and I was cradled in a warm place.
"I'm so sorry," she cooed. "I never expected this. I guess I expected that you would react the way that I did when I found out. I expected for you to get pissed and go over there and kick my boyfriend's ass."
She was perched on my desk with my head in her lap. She stroked my head, trying to calm me down as she spoke.
"You love her don't you?" she asked shaking her head. "Despite the fact that she cheats on you and never has a single good thing to say about you. You LOVE her. When they're in bed all she ever talks about is the way the two of you argue, and how you should be doing what she wants. I just don't get it. You work your ass off trying to support her and she doesn't appreciate you or the things you do for her. Why the hell do you care so God Damned much about her?"
She continued stroking my head and talking out loud. The sound of her voice was comforting and I began to wonder if she was trying to calm me down or just talking to herself.
"It's the blond hair and the big boobs isn't it?" she asked. "CJ is crazy about blond women with big tits, too. I guess I expected more from you."
I looked up at her suddenly. I don't know why I got so angry at HER.
"I loved her before she bleached her hair," I spat. "And I was the one who bought her those boobs." Her only response was a burst of laughter so musical that it stopped me in my tracks.
"What's so funny?" I asked. "I was telling the truth."
"I know you were, Honey," she said. "But my dumb-assed ex has no idea that his dream woman is mostly plastic. It's probably going to take a lot of your money to keep her looking like that."
I shook my head. It all seemed like a dream, but my anger was rising. Shannon told me all of it. She told me how they met. And what Anne's ultimate plan was. They'd been discussing options and thought they had figured out the best way to get rid of me, or at least to get me out of Anne's life, while keeping most of my money.
Shannon herself was in a similar although less legal position. She'd been supporting CJ since they'd met while he'd had a series of flings with women who came into the bar he worked part time in. He was apparently looking for his perfect BBB or big boobed blond and had found Anne and thought his dreams were complete.
Besides the physical aspects that I had paid for, Anne seemed to arouse his mother complex as well.
Shannon had been paying a private eye to get as much info on CJ as she could. I spoke to her agent a woman named Sarah Pryce several times and then took over paying for her services. It was actually a no-brainer. Having the information was of no benefit to Shannon. Sarah, another really pretty redhead had explained it to Shannon several times.
Since Shannon and CJ weren't married, the information meant nothing to her. CJ could legally walk away from Shannon on a whim with no repercussions. I on the other hand could use Sarah's information and the videos to give me a stronger position in the divorce and mitigate the amount of money I would have to give Anne and her boy toy.
Over the weeks of watching them and planning ourselves, Shannon and I grew closer. One night it all came to a head.
"Shannon, you're way too good for him," I told her. "Why don't you just walk away?"
"Fuck him," she said. "But I can't walk away without settling up. I don't ever let anyone get over on me."
"But isn't it enough that you found out about what he's doing, so he can't really hurt you? You aren't tied to him, so you're not stuck like I am." I asked. "You're young and you're so beautiful. You have time to find someone who will love you the way you deserve."
Her green eyes lit up, even in the confines of my Mustang's dark interior.
"So you finally noticed, Huh?" she asked.
"Noticed what?" I asked.
"Me!" she smirked.
"I noticed you the first moment you stepped into my office," I gushed.
"Bullshit!" she laughed. "You were so in love with Anne that you didn't even notice that I was a girl, let alone that I might have been interested in you." Her laughter as usual had enchanted me. It was one of the things I loved about her the most.
"Why do you think, I'm still here?" she gushed. "I got over CJ and any need for revenge weeks ago. Helping you get your revenge means much more to me than getting back at that asshole. I just hate the thought of you having to support those two cheaters for the rest of their God Damned lives. There has to be a way for us to get out of this, Honey."
She walked right over to me, wrapped her arms around me and kissed me for the first time. I was shocked. But I enjoyed it too much to even consider not returning the kiss.
At forty, and married for twenty years, I thought that I knew how to kiss. But the only thing I knew was the way that Anne kissed. Kissing Shannon was a completely different animal.
The taste was different. The feeling was different. The whole experience was different. I couldn't get enough. I just kept kissing her and kissing her. After a while we forgot that we were supposed to be listening to a recording of our cheating partners so we could figure out how to come out on top.
A voice from behind us finally separated us, but Shannon refused to let go of my hand.
"I thought ... Well ... I hoped that would happen," smiled Sarah. "The two of you are so nice and you're far more suited to each other than you are to the people you're in relationships with. Now that the two of you are together, we can just let the cheaters go. People like that will end up getting what they deserve in the end."
"But what about his divorce ... And our revenge?" asked Shannon. Sarah surprised us then, when she explained a few things about the law.
"The question is do the two of you want to be together enough to do it?" asked Sarah. "Take some time to think about it. It's a big step. I'll send you a bill," she smiled.
The next few weeks told the story. Shannon and I worked on our acting chops. We each told our respective spouses how busy we were at work. And surprisingly they both believed us. Neither of them had any idea that Shannon and I knew each other let alone that we were in a budding relationship of our own.
It gave us the time to spend together and our mutual attraction blossomed into full blown love. One day I called Shannon at work and told her that I was ready to jump. "I want ... I guess I need to spend more time with you," I told her.
"We're together almost every night, silly," she giggled over the phone.
"It's not enough," I said.
"But we haven't even slept together yet," she whispered. That told me that she was working and didn't want anyone there to hear her.
"I'm sure that sex with you will be awesome," I told her.
"You have no idea," she cooed. "But you do know that I don't have huge jugs like your wife, right?"
"Who cares," I said. "What makes sex great is when you love the person you're with and you really want to please them."
That was when she said it. She was almost in tears and her voice broke. It was as if she'd just been waiting to hear me say it.
"I love you too Mark. And I swear I will forever. You can have any part of me, any way you want it, any time you want it. I'm yours," she gushed. I was floored. No one, not even Anne when we were young had so eloquently and vehemently expressed their love for me.
"And no, I've never said anything like that to anyone before you," she said solemnly. "Not even that asshole CJ."
"I wasn't worried about that," I said. "I was just wondering how quickly we can do it. We're going with Sarah's plan."
The phone call this morning was just what we'd been waiting for. The funny thing about it was that I really and truly believe that fate played a hand in getting us together. Over the weeks as we made our plans, we were very careful not to be seen together. But people that we both knew kept coming to each of us and telling us that our significant others were cheating on us. We had to work very hard to pretend that we didn't know.
It was a comedy of errors that bordered on a Shakespearean level. It began to seem like only CJ and Anne had no idea that we knew. And that was because the two cheaters were so sure that they were much smarter than everyone else.
Finally my business trip came up ... Okay it was a pretend business trip, but it worked. And conveniently, Shannon's mother got sick at the same time. Both of us being supposedly out of town lent courage to the cheaters and thus that fateful phone call. Things didn't go as smoothly as we'd hoped. Both Shannon and I had predicted that the phone call would have come on Friday night. That was why I had arranged for the truck to arrive on Sunday morning. I wanted to give the lovebirds a couple of days to enjoy each other before it all blew up.
But Shannon and I savored the moment of victory as I answered the phone. "Mark?" asked the voice of the woman I'd been married to for more than twenty years.
"Who else would answer my phone?" I asked gleefully. Shannon had moved up and wrapped her arms around me, giving me a strength I never thought I had. "Why the hell are YOU calling ME?" I asked.
"I am your wife," she said. "Mark, Honey, I have to tell you something and you're probably not going to like it. I guess the easiest way to do this is to tell you that in the long run this will be good for both of us. It may not seem like it now but..." I just started laughing.
Anne
He was laughing. I couldn't believe he was laughing at me. CJ had gone downstairs to find out what was going on with those God Damned trucks. It almost seemed like they were in my front yard. I wished that CJ was there with me then.
"Why the fuck are you laughing?" I asked. "I'm being serious here!"
"Well, I heard some people talkin' just the other day. And they said you were gonna put me on a shelf," he said in that same laughing voice. He really knew how to piss me off. Well he'd be laughing out of the other side of his ass in minute. And that was what all of this was about. This time I had the upper hand.
"But let me tell you I got some news for you," he continued. "And you'll soon find out it's true. Then you'll have to eat your lunch all by yourself."
"What the fuck are you talking about?" I asked.
"I don't think this is your idea at all," he laughed. "I think it's CJ's plan."
Shit, he knew about CJ and me. He'd said he heard some people talking about it. Probably my nosey assed neighbors. I had to try to save things. No, fuck that, I had to go through with it.
"Mark, I'm leaving you," I said. "I want a divorce." I put as much strength in my voice as I could muster. But all he did was laughed even more.
"The letter that you wrote me made me stop and wonder why. But I guess you felt like you had to set things right," he laughed.
His words chilled me to the bone. Was the bastard psychic? No one knew about that God damned letter. Even CJ had no idea that I'd written Mark a letter. The letter was supposed to go along with the divorce papers and it explained my feelings on our marriage and where we went wrong. It also explained in detail exactly what Mark had to do to win me back from CJ.
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Reddit NSFW ListReddit Streamers Gone Wild, aka r/StreamersGoneWild! I admit, I get a lot of mileage out of mocking Reddit users. Some of you make it so easy with the fedoras and neckbeards, not to mention that embarrassing incel and nofap bullshit. I admit you’ve been right about a few things, though, like hentai. Who would have thought I’d be jerking off to breast inflation cartoons on the regular? Reddit, that’s who. Lately, I’ve been hooked on r/StreamersGoneWild.StreamersGoneWild is a subreddit devoted...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit GoneWild18, aka r/GoneWild18! I spent all morning snorting crushed Viagra and jacking off to some perfectly ripe, beautiful teens. I’m always in awe of those perfect perky tits, never touched by the ravages of age. I love those pretty young faces and tight asses, not to mention their fun, sexy attitudes. I was about to bust my seventh nut of the day when security noticed me and I had to split before I ended up with a third strike. Hard as a rock and in need of more teen fap material, I...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit Petite GoneWild, aka r/PetiteGoneWild! Small girls tend to be very feisty and eager to please, at least in my experience. Luckily for all of us, Reddit is basically a site that has it all. Their subreddit called r/PetiteGoneWild/ really got my attention, and you are about to learn why. Although I am pretty fucking sure you can get the hang of what the site is all about, if you just visit it yourself, I am still here to provide lots of information for those who are interested.I mean,...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit Gone Erotic, aka r/GoneErotic! Do you like to browse through images that are naughty, but in a tasteful way? Well, this subreddit, called r/GoneErotic/, is basically all about showing off gorgeous women and handsome hunks in a seductive scenario. As they say, this is more than just showing explicit images; it is about the way they show them and how they leave your imagination to run wild.There is a lot for you to browse through because Reddit is an overall amazing place. So, if you are...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit GoneMild, aka r/GoneMild! Now before you say, ‘oh ThePornDude, what the fuck bro are you going pussy on us with this mild shit,’ just hold on a goddamn minute! If you think beating off to a teen’s tight pussy or trying to lick your own balls as you watch a camgirl’s hanging tits get slapped around with a flaming baton like it’s the fucking circus, then you don’t know shit! Have you ever been waiting in line at the movies and noticed a mom with her skirt hiked up a little too high,...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit GoneWild30Plus, aka r/GoneWild30Plus! If you know anything about my horny ass, you know that I get off to bitches of all walks of life. Fuck yeah, I’m like most horny bastards that get off to college teens showing off their pussies for the old perverts to get off to, and for sure, I enjoy getting off and getting off Asian sluts (see what I did there); few things make me harder.And that includes the kinds of horny bitches that are 30+ you can find on Reddit.com/GoneWild30Plus. Yeah, teens...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit AltGoneWild, aka r/AltGoneWild! Do you love staring at those bad looking bitches? I’m not talking about when your mother strips out of her sweatpants showing you all the shit she shoplifted from the local big box store as you try to hide your mystery boner, either. I’m talking about the goddesses over at Reddit.com/AltGoneWild. If you get off to the pieces of ass that have piercings all over their bodies and more ink than original skin cells, you’re going to love this subreddit!So if the...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit AssholeGoneWild, aka r/AssholeGoneWild! Ah, here we are again. With the wonderful world of Reddit.com and many of its beautiful subreddits… and today, we shall be exploring a subreddit called r/assholegonewild/. The main gist of this subreddit are assholes, in many shapes and forms, so if you like to see naughty girls spread their asshole wide open, you, my man, have come to the right place.Of course, the perfect description of r/assholegonewild/ would be Gone Wild – Asshole Style, or at...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit GifsGoneWild, aka /r/GifsGoneWild, or Bodies in Motion as the title says, is a subreddit dedicated to all amateur people who want to expose their bodies to the public. When you’re looking for a good time that involves watching people from all around the world show off their bodies for free, then /r/gifsgonewild is the place to go. If you ask me, gone wild content is something that we have seen a fair amount of on Reddit, but there is so much more to explore out there when it comes to all...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit WeddingsGoneWild, aka r/WeddingsGoneWild! Every subreddit with the ‘gone wild’ in its name is obviously a pornographic or at least a naughty one. I think that is a given, and that is why I am here to introduce r/WeddingsGoneWild/. Now, I know that this might sound odd, but at the same time, it is not that odd, really. You have loads of gorgeous brides who decided to get a bit naughty before or during the wedding. Quite simple.I am aware that the very sound of this subreddit might look a...
Reddit NSFW ListHere we go with another ‘gone wild’ subreddit, and honestly, I can never have enough of these. For those who are unfamiliar with the term, when you see the words ‘gone wild’ in a subreddit name, you can expect a lot of porn basically. Well, on r/40plusGoneWild/you have lots of older muffs going crazy in a sense that they are taking their tits out, and riding massive cocks.Now, this is a place where all the older babes of Reddit.com are allowed to post their own naughty images or whatever the...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit GoneWildHairy, r/GoneWildHairy! So, you’re into hairy pussies? Never understood that myself, but who am I to judge? Listen, I’m always here for you guys, even if you do like weird hairy pussies. And when you like something, I make sure to find a place where you can enjoy it to the fullest extent. In the case of hairy pussies, there’s no better place to go to than /r/GoneWildHairy. This subreddit has some of the best pics that you’ll ever see of everything from trimmed hedges to overgrown...
Reddit NSFW ListDude in dresses, looking fine as heck, and being naughty as ever… I think that is the best way for me to describe what r/GoneWildCD/ is all about. Now, if you are interested, the name stands for ‘Gone Wild Crossdressers’, and that is exactly what you will see. There are hot crossdressers of all shapes and sizes doing all kinds of naughty things in their bedroom, in public, or wherever the fuck they want basically.To make this shit even better, Reddit.com is a free website with literally...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit PHGoneWild, aka r/PHGoneWild! So, are you ready for another juicy Gone Wild subreddit? Welcome to r/phgonewild/, aka Philippines Gone Wild, where you get to see just what you would expect. I think I have explained this on many occasions, but the ‘gone wild’ subreddits are basically all about sexual shit of something particular… such as this subreddit, where you have Philippine chicks getting dirty basically.First of all, I think it is safe to assume that you are into lovely Asian girls,...
Reddit NSFW ListWell, well, well… here is yet another gone wild subreddit, and we all know what that means. You are about to see some hot British chicks do all kinds of naughty crap, and of course, the whole r/GonewildGBUK/ subreddit is free for everyone to explore and enjoy. So if you think British chicks are hot, well, you are in for a treat.Overall, the design is pretty slick, and you can even choose between the dark and the light layout, which makes everything so much easier for everyone. I am pretty sure...
Reddit NSFW ListHere we are, with yet another ‘Gone Wild’ subreddit. We all know what that means, right? Every subreddit with the ‘gone wild’ beside the name is pornographic and erotic. This one is called r/GonewildAudible/, and that should already tell you what the fuck you can expect. Of course, for those who would like to know a bit more about r/GonewildAudible/ in general, I am here to make your life a lot brighter.First of all, if you are utterly confused, r/GonewildAudible/ is a subreddit, which is a...
Reddit NSFW ListReddit Scrubs Gone Wild! I don’t know about you mother fuckers, but nothing gets my cock hard and throbbing quite like seeing a woman in scrubs. Maybe it is because they are so easy to fucking get off that you know you can fuck their pussies in a split-second – if you can find time to sneak them into the bathroom of course! Or maybe there is something with the way they hang on their titties and asses.Whatever the reason may be, I know that I am not the only one that feels this way. Which is...
Reddit NSFW ListFRANK FLEW UP to Sydney late on Friday morning. He had checked his bag all the way to Hobart, so when he arrived, he went straight to the Qantas Club for a cup of coffee. Half an hour later, he went out, through security, to meet Helen just outside the departures area. He had arranged for a limousine to pick her up and bring her to the airport. No point in him going to her home and then back to the airport. He would have had to catch an earlier flight to do that. Right on time the white...
Where have all the TG sites gone? By Bad Irving (Sung to the tune of "Where have all the flowers gone?") Where have all the TG sites gone, Long time passing, Where have all the TG sites gone, Long time ago, Where have all the TG sites gone, Gone to censors every one. When will they ever learn? When will they ever learn? Where have all the censors gone, Long time passing, Where have all the censors gone, Long time ago, Where have all the censors gone, Gone to camps...
Humor"You know, dear, that Chloe is more determined than ever to give you her virginity" Katherine whispered in her husband's ear a week later. They had just finished enjoying their first sexual intercourse since the nasty incident, albeit a very gentle lovemaking as Katherine was still a bit sore down there. But she was determined to thank her man for saving them in the only way she knew how. Mind you, it was a way in which she knew that she would get a lot of pleasure as well. Stephen was...
It was the last Friday in June and I, Eric Robertson, had left my job for my four-week summer vacation. On the way home I picked-up my seven year old daughter, Amanda, at my wife's parents. They took care of her during her school summer break until Anita, my wife the past nine years and I began our summer vacations. This year we had not planned or booked any long holiday trips because Anita had suggested and I had agreed, to do some maintenance work on our house. So we planned to take only...
I was a petite 32 years of age, happily married for the past seven years with Raj, who had a managerial job in a company that required him to look after two offices; one in Mumbai and another in Pune. He had to visit each office once in a week. Raj loved me a lot. We did not have any children. After seven years of marriage, we did not have a great sex life; but I was pretty satisfied with my husband as he did not spare any efforts to make me happy and feel comfortable. I craved for a child and...
SeductionIt was the first time I had gone out to have a little fun since my husband had left for Iraq. His National Guard unit had been called to active duty and before we had time to take a deep breath he was gone. He had been gone almost three months and I was bored to death. All I ever did now was go to work and go home and watch TV and write letters to my husband. I was a little upset that I wrote to him every night and I got a letter from him only once a week, if that. I knew that conditions were...
'It's crazy, I know it is, but I can't explain just how much it excites me. It's my sexual needs, loving it so much that turns me on as well; I’m not wanting to have an affair or long-term relationship with another man, but just desiring a man for sex. I think many women wouldn't say no to another man if there was no chance of their husband ever finding out. But like all willing cuckolds' wives, being honest about my love of sex, my sensuality, being turned on by knowing other men...
Wife LoversYou are gone. This is a fact, but my brain has yet to accept it. You’ve been gone nearly two months but I’ve only just found out. I spent the last two months staying positive, keeping myself from losing confidence. I’ve been thinking of you as alive and still fighting. I ignored the ugly feelings that something was wrong. You weren’t responding to anything. I convinced myself you were spending your precious energy on those wonderful children, who matter more than me. I can only hope that is...
Josh“Hey, Grampa Josh, I’m heading over to see my friend.”“Okay, but don’t stay out too late.”That little, or so I thought at the time, girl was my step-granddaughter. She was hanging out here that weekend because my own daughter had gone with her husband for a romantic get-away in the mountains. I had thought that having her here would be little work for me but as I saw her walking down the driveway, I realized the most difficult thing was going to be keeping my eyes off her cute, little...
MatureShe was there and then she was gone. I remember when I was driving on a lonely stretch of interstate west of Goa, Ks about 3am. When I heard a rifle shot and felt a tire go flat on my car. I merged to the right side next to the guardrail and I stopped immediately. I got the jack and spare tire out and began to jack up the car. This ford truck with a camper pulled in behind me and turned on its flashers. A female voice said, “hey there need some help dude” I stood up to say thanks for stopping,...
Despite having grown considerably in a year, Mark still wasn't able to use all of the milk I was producing, so I pumped out the excess and saved it for an emergency. At 5' 10" tall, my large breasts were producing a river of milk. I'd always heard stories that small-breasted women produce as much milk as large breasted ones. I don't believe it. Bill had been an executive with a computer company here in Houston. Between his stock and insurance Mark and I were set for life, but no amount...
Five Years Gone Author's note: this is a story of a possible future, and a bleak one at that. Take care reading it. Hey guys, its Dot. Sorry its been so long since I've been on, but I've only just recently been allowed Internet privileges, and it took me a while to convince the Powers That Be to let me have the time away from therapy to post this update. I look around at this place, and I can't help wondering how the heck I ended up in here. How did things go so bad, so...
Well, it happens to all relationships, after five years of wedded bliss, the flame of lust has gone out. I still love her deeply, who could not, for she was beautiful, perhaps a few extra pounds now, but they all seemed to have gone to the right areas. Her bust was probably a cup size bigger, as were her hips, but her waist and legs were still trim. We started to discuss our fantasies in bed, but as we were both sexually naive, this didn't get us very far. The only spark was when she admitted...
While in California, we finally could become parents. We had a son, named John Patrick Stickler on March 29th, nine days after our fourth anniversary. After losing eight, he was a godsend to us. Did we spoil him, I guess we did, but he has turned out to be a very decent and kind human being. I guess John was about four months old when I had to go TDY to Okinawa with the Habu. That was six months that in some ways was nice because I got to see an awful lot of South-East Asia, and very hard not...
Monday dawned grey and bleak, without the benefit of sunshine to brighten the day, just a lessening of the darkness rather than a full daybreak. Having taken the day off to take Carol to the airport I rose later than usual but still failed open at about 6 a.m. I let Carol sleep another hour while the kids got up and ready for school. After seeing them off for the day I moved to the bedroom and quietly told at Carol to wake up... that it was time to get up for her trip. As usual, she didn't...
There is nothing I could think of to say as I stood there staring at you. The words that had just come out of your mouth had truly flabbergasted me. How could he possibly be dead? He was not even thirty years old. I just did not get it. After you leave I just sit on my bed staring at the wall in front of me. It seems as if it was only yesterday that I was sitting in the living room talking to him. Now I would never get the chance to tell him everything that needed to be said. I clutch my...
My name is Sarah im 14 about 5 foot 4, 100 pounds. Me and my brother arnt like many brothers and sisters we get along and when we were little we were best friends, we are twins so we are in the same grade and have alot of the same friends. Alex trudged down the stairs and poured himself a bowl of cereal, rubbing the sleepiness off his eyes. "why did you wake me up" Alex says stairing into his bowl of cereal pushing his coca puffs around the bowl "Its 2" i say rolling my...
"Kasey, we'll see you in a few hours. Please take good care of your brother." called Kasey's mom as she began closing the door to the garage. "I know, Mom......bye." she replied. Gosh, she thought, Why did they have to choose today to meet with a client? It seems like they're not around that much anymore..... Kasey's parents ran a small recruiting firm for the city of Evansville, Indiana. They were often out of the house, leaving Kasey, who had just turned 14, to watch her...
Even in the so-called liberal, rebellious 1960s, in the privileged, insular world where I grew up, there were certain barriers of social convention you did not cross. One of them was marrying outside our socio-economic/Christian faith, a taboo the family of Darby held close to sacred. My parents named me Penelope. I was a sixth generation Darby, people that settled here in the early 1800s and made their fortune in silver. My family had money, old money, not like the nouveau Ginsbergs. Zach...
Introduction: This is my first story and im just doing it for fun Alex, get your ass out of bed i yelled into my brothers room My name is Sarah im 14 about 5 foot 4, 100 pounds. Me and my brother arnt like many brothers and sisters we get along and when we were little we were best friends, we are twins so we are in the same grade and have alot of the same friends. Alex trudged down the stairs and poured himself a bowl of cereal, rubbing the sleepiness off his eyes. why did you wake me up...
Dog Gone By Miss Anonna I had been looking to get a dog for quite some time now and still was undecided so I thought I’d head down to a local Dog Park and chat with some people who had dogs. I looked up a few on the internet and chose one about 3 or 4 miles away near the creek. I was so excited I could hardly contain myself as I slipped into my halter top and tight jeans. I did not really think that I would need a bra so I didn’t put one on as it was a very warm, sunny day.
Introduction: Kasey and Brian enjoy themselves. First time, go easy please. Kasey, well see you in a few hours. Please take good care of your brother. called Kaseys mom as she began closing the door to the garage. I know, Mom……bye. she replied. Gosh, she thought, Why did they have to choose today to meet with a client? It seems like theyre not around that much anymore….. Kaseys parents ran a small recruiting firm for the city of Evansville, Indiana. They were often out of the house, leaving...
Several years ago I was living in one of the larger cities in the central valley of California while working for the Department of Agriculture. Most of the people living there were Latino, and most of those were Mexican. I found them to be a warm and friendly people. My neighbors had accepted me into their community although I never hid the fact I was gay. The people in the house next to the one I was renting rented out rooms and a converted garage to migrant workers. Over time one of their...
SeductionI just had an incredible experience with Amanda. She's a senior at the Florida Institute of Technology where I just completed my freshman year. Amanda has taken an unusual interest in me since I met her in a computer programming class. She calls me her "Little man". I find Amanda very attractive, but she towers over me. She's at least 6' tall and is stacked like a volleyball player. I've always been a small guy. I'm just 5'4 and 130 pounds. Every time I run into her, she puts me in a headlock...
ReluctanceLost My MasterA couple of years ago I was frequenting various gay saunas in my home city. One day I came across this guy, Steve. We got on and after a grope, headed up to a playroom. Unfortunately, there was a bit of bother, nothing serious, with a punter, and we split up while avoiding the rumpus. I lost Steve and by the time we caught up, I had to leave. For months I hoped I would bump into him but to no avail. Then when walking in my village he passed me. Our eyes met and though I was 99% it...
Hubby asked me to write a story that happened so here goes:Last week, while hubby was away on business. I went to our favorite watering hole with a girlfriend. BFF had to leave after an hour and a half. I elected to stay in the hopes of another BFF that I was texting would show. I shimmied over to a group at the bar that I know in the hopes she would show soon. After an hour and no response from her I made my exit. On my way out I met a black guy friend in the parking lot. Hubby knows him. We...
Disclaimer: This story does contain adult material; if you're underage or easily offended you may wish to turn back now. This story may be placed on FREE sites with the author's permission. [email protected] This is my first attempt at a story, any feedback would be appreciated. Long, Blond and Gone By Digital Chick The day started out as any other for Joe, he woke up in his tiny one bedroom apartment and began cleaning up from his couch potato session the night...
First of this is an account of what I think may have gotten me into the idea of wife sharing. Just recalling it still makes my heart race, but at the same time I still feel a little anger when I think about it. It all happened a very long time ago so some of it my be a bit sketchy.In short the wife and I had gone out seprately (me to a bbq and her with a few work friends), I had planned to be stayiing over at our friend's house, as the bbq was likely to go on till early hours of the morning....
Ten Years Gone Well, well, well. I just looked at the membership file, and I can't believe its been a decade since I became a member of this site. Boy, has a lot changed in that time, huh? Especially for me. Who would have believed the scared person who still believed she could "cure" herself of wanting to be a woman would be where I am now? First and foremost, I need to thank everyone who sent good wishes to me and my new bride on our wedding. It wasnt the biggest wedding in...
Dog Gone By Miss AnonnaI had been looking to get a dog for quite some time now and still was undecided so I thought I’d head down to a local Dog Park and chat with some people who had dogs. I looked up a few on the internet and chose one about 3 or 4 miles away near the creek. I was so excited I could hardly contain myself as I slipped into my halter top and tight jeans. I did not really think that I would need a bra so I didn’t put one on as it was a very warm, sunny day.I got to the park and...
Oral SexTo put it simply, consciousness was an unwelcome surprise. At least in Molly’s nightmares, the pain was illusionary. Leonard was only a shadow, which perhaps denoted his affectionate disposition, while the other men were flesh-and-blood and treated her with cruelty. Either the thunderous crescendo of raindrops on the deck above or the frequent crashes of waves against the hull had jostled her awake. Though still hogtied by the handcuffs, her feet no longer protruded straight up into the air, as...
Dear You,My eyes are wet just addressing this letter to you, which I may or may not have the courage to send. Things between us have changed. Or rather, I’ve changed. And I’m sorry.You’ve taught me so much over the years: how to drive, play poker, cook meals other than pasta. You were there when I graduated: supporting, encouraging, clapping. Always my biggest fan. We shared our successes. Our experiences together were unequivocally a treasure, a coveted gift I sometimes did not deserve.What...
Love Stories“Stupid cunt” I muttered to myself as I turned and walked away from them. Them? The girlfriend who was now an ex and the guy she was sitting with. Not a new story. In fact it probably happened a hundred times a day on this great big world of ours. Girlfriend breaks a date because of (fill in the blank) and boyfriend finds her out with another guy. In my case she had to go shopping with her mother. Dating another guy isn’t what made her a stupid cunt. I’m not so egotistical that I believe...
Where are the twins and their big sister? Why aren’t they here? Spooned up behind the oldest of the four kids the cum sluts had brought into the hotel room, I couldn’t figure out why the twins and their big sister weren’t here. Everything they had told me made it clear that they didn’t have anywhere else to go unless the government picked them up and put them into foster care. I know for sure that the only clothes they had went into the dumpster as soon as Molly found the three of them in...