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This story is one of a continuing series of connected stories known as “Tales from the Shack.” This story stands on its own, though it is part of the series. I typically don’t write graphic sex into this story line and that remains true here. Thanks to blackrandi and Sbrooks for amazing short notice editing; they make these readable.
The Shack: An Angry Man Just One of those Fuckin’ Days.
There are just days you shouldn’t even get out of the fucking bed. The kind of days you start off by dropping your fucking toothbrush in the toilet bowl you just pissed in. The best move is to go back to bed, because it’s only going to go downhill from there. It was obviously going to be one of those fucking days.
Still, I convinced myself that I needed to keep my ass moving. Gotta have money to buy food; gotta make money to have money.
First order of business was to repair my battery shed. I’d lost a bunch of car batteries when some asshole had used snips to get into the back of the shed one night and stole 80 of them. No doubt they turned them in somewhere for the core charge, probably end up with at least $400. Assholes. I suspected Ronnie Pelton, a local jackass who needed to work his way up to scumbag. Couldn’t prove it, though. Not yet anyway.
I managed to get a piece of sheet metal tacked into place, but it took twice as long as I expected, and, as usual with sheet metal, I managed to cut myself twice. Owning a salvage yard, I pretty much put my tetanus shot to the test all the time.
A full set of 22.5” aluminum wheels came off easier than I expected. They’d probably go for about $1200 on eBay. Several other pieces worked out pretty well, so the day didn’t look like it was going to be a total loss after all.
That was kind of the cool thing about running a salvage yard. Salvage meant taking things nobody else wanted and saving them, making them useful.
Before I knew it, it was almost lunchtime. I went into the trailer and washed up as best I could, stopping to pull my Gilligan-looking Coors Light bucket-hat off and look in the mirror. Still mostly bald. Not that cool high-forehead-with-lengthening-widow’s-peak stuff; flat-out just fringe-left-over-the-ears bald. Probably look better if I trimmed my full-on walrus mustache, but I couldn’t do that either. It hid the massive scar on my upper lip. “Stabbed in the face” isn’t a figurative thing for me, and yeah, that had hurt like fucking hell.
I pulled my lunch out of the refrigerator and headed down to Ed’s Quickmart to buy a large Coke and use the microwave.
Honestly, I had cold Coke in the fridge at the trailer, and I probably had six or seven working microwave ovens at any time, but it was a ritual of sorts, and the best part of my day was talking with Sheree, who worked the counter. She was probably my favorite person in the world, and if I’d have had any balls I’d have asked her out a long time ago.
As soon as I walked in, she started. “Hey, Les, fancy meetin’ you here. Another hour and I’d of missed you. Workin’ split shift, coming back in at ten this evening. Shelly’s doing community service again, so she’s on curfew.”
Damn, it was just nice to have someone who seemed happy to see me. “That sucks, but maybe I’ll come by for a candy bar late tonight since I know you’re here to brighten my day.”
“You do that, be the best part of the shift. Ya buyin’ a hotdog or using the microwave?”
“Usin’ the microwave.”
“Good, ‘cause I put the dogs on the roller oven this morning, and turned on the roller, but forgot to turn on the heat. So they’re rolled but cold.”
“Ain’t that the story of my life.”
Sheree giggled. “I ain’t even been gettin’ rolled, much less heated up.” She put her elbows on the table, laced her fingers and rested her chin on the back of her hands “So whatchagot?”
I made sure I met her twinkling eyes. Sheree had what my mom would have called “a healthy set of lungs,” and her arms were practically framing them. “Fajitas.”
“Fajitas! Well, looketchew! Settin’ in high clover now, ain’cha? Beef or chicken?”
“Beef.” I punched in the time on the microwave.
She wrinkled her nose. “I don’t eat much beef. When Mom moved us in with her sis, we had a pet cow named Henry for almost a year. Then he was gone, and we had a full freezer. Didn’t figure it out all at once, but when I did, it kinda put me off beef, mostly. Still, I do like a good burger now and then.”
She stretched, and I tried not to react, but I couldn’t resist a glance at her spectacular cleavage. Embarrassed, I looked up; she’d caught my glance, but instead of being angry or upset, she gave me a wink and waited expectantly.
I decided to take a chance. “Sheree, what are you doing on Fri...”
Sheree suddenly jolted straight up, eyes wide. Not exactly the reaction I’d been hoping for. A second later, the bell on the door dinged and I glanced back.
Shit. Two men with skull face masks and sunglasses, one after another; the one in the lead with a Glock 19, the other with a pump shotgun.
“Don’t move.” The Glock was lined up on me. I wasn’t too worried about that; I’d had more guns pointed at me than I could remember. Fucker was holding it sideways like he’d learned from bad movies. I was pretty sure I could take him if he got a little closer.
The shotgun, though, was aimed at Sheree. I carefully raised my hands. “No problem.”
Shotgun guy gestured to Sheree. “Put all the money in a plastic bag.”
I could see her calmly following instructions. There was something familiar about the guy with the Glock, even though both of them were disguising their voices.
The guy with the Glock held his hand out. “Give me your wallet.”
“Like I said, no problem, nothing in it worth dying for.” I held it out to him. He took it.
I turned my head just as he clocked me across the side of my forehead with the gun. I saw it coming a mile away, but there wasn’t much I could do without risking Sheree. I let myself drop, ending up nose to toe with a pair of white-paint spattered work boots. I heard him chuckle at me. “Junk man.”
They backed out and Sheree was at my side almost instantly helping me sit up.
“God, are you okay?”
I touched the side of my forehead, feeling tacky blood all over it. “Goddammit.”
She pulled some napkins off the counter and began trying to clean up the cut, incidentally pressing my head against her chest. “How bad does it hurt?”
No heterosexual male, with his head against Sheree’s incredible assets could really be said to actually be in pain. “I’ll be okay. It was a Glock, fucking things are plastic, it’s not like getting hit with a real gun.”
She half towed me over to one of the little chair and table sets along the window where customers sometimes ate their hot dogs. “I gotta call the Sheriff. Big Ed’s a stickler about that.”
“I’ll be fine.”
Within minutes the Sheriff, two deputies and the county ambulance were on hand.
The EMT cleaned the cut. “You probably need to go in to see someone. Nasty cut and you may have a concussion.”
“I am someone. If I have a concussion, it’s pretty damn light. The pussy hit like a girl. Just give me some of those butterfly bandages.”
The EMT looked over at the Sheriff who shrugged.
I walked over and used the shiny surface of the coffee dispenser while I closed the cut.
“Love these things, a lot easier than sewing the fucking thing shut.”
The EMT eyed me. “You do that a lot?”
“Used to be a medic in the Army. That’s why my nickname is ‘Needles.’ Still keep up my Physician’s Assistant license.”
“Don’t you run the salvage yard?”
“Yeah.”
“Why...”
“Because I really don’t like people, and my uncle left me the yard when he died.”
The butterfly bandages stopped the bleeding, but the headache built over the next half hour while they took our statements.
I left while they were still talking to Sheree.
There was a gold Lexus parked in front of my trailer, and as soon as I saw it, I had a sudden sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. I parked and headed up the path to my front door as she jumped out the front seat of the Lexus.
“Lester...”
“No.”
I kept walking.
“Les, listen...”
“Just. No.”
She was scrambling to follow me up the walk as I reached the door.
“Les...”
“Fuck No!” I slammed the door and locked it behind me, leaning against it for a second, feeling cold sweat running down my face and down between my shoulder blades as she pounded on it and tried to talk to me.
I walked over and turned the stereo on, cranking Santana up as high as it could go, then turning the outside speakers on to max.
She hated Santana, but it still took her ten minutes to accept that I wasn’t going to give in. I finally saw her car pull out, waited ten minutes and went back to work.
Less than ten minutes after that, the Sheriff pulled in.
“Hey, Les, I need you to come down to the station with me for a bit.”
I shrugged. “I pretty much put everything in the statement, unless you have someone in custody.”
“This will just take a few minutes.” He opened the passenger door. “Hop in.”
“Fine.” The Department was only a few blocks away, so I figured it’d be a quick harmless trip.
It was fine, too. The Sheriff and I got along pretty well. It was fine right up until we reached the station and I saw the gold Lexus parked outside of it.
“You gotta be fucking kidding me.” I tried the door and it was locked.
He at least had the grace to look embarrassed. “She says she just wants to talk for a couple minutes.”
“No.”
He sighed and pushed his hat back up his head a bit. “She’s going to keep making trouble until you talk to her.”
“Fuck her. We’re divorced, which means I don’t have to talk to that bitch ever again.”
“She said something about getting the State of Virginia to look into your salvage yard. You know they’ll find something. They can always find something.” He sat back and stared out the front windshield.
I leaned my head back against the seat. “Fuck.”
“Three felonies.”
“What?”
“Three felonies. I read a Wall Street Journal article estimate that the average adult commits three felonies a day and doesn’t even know it.”
“Seriously?”
“Yes. Say you have Tylenol with codeine left over after a knee injury and you forget about it and it’s sitting in your medicine cabinet a year later. I’d ignore that because you’re not usually an asshole, but it’s still felony possession. There’s probably an equivalent of some kind for running a salvage yard.”
I sighed. “More than one.”
“You know I’m on your side, but you don’t want to buy the kind of trouble she’s selling.”
“Fuck.”
“You okay with this?”
“Fuck no. I’m still trying to get my head around the fact that you can read. The Wall Street Journal?”
He grinned. “Would it help if I told you I was looking for the centerfold?”
“Do me a favor. Do all of us a favor.”
“What?”
“Handcuff me, handcuff me to a chair.”
“Really?” He blinked.
“Yeah. If I’m handcuffed to a chair she can’t lie about anything I did.”
“She that bad?”
“Worse. Anyway, if you handcuff me you won’t have to do the paperwork this late in the day.”
“What paperwork?”
“The paperwork charging me with her murder after I fucking beat her to death. If you leave me alone in a room with her without cuffs on, that will happen.”
Ten minutes later they led her into the interrogation room and sat her across the table from me. She eyed the cuffs. “I didn’t ask them to do that.”
“I did. For all our sakes. Whatever you want, the fucking answer is no.”
“You’re not making this easy.”
“The last thing, and I literally mean, the last thing on earth I want to do is make anything easier on you.”
“Why do you have to be such an ass about this?”
“Let’s see, you ruined my life, carried on a five-year affair, waited till I was in the hospital then took my kids, took everything I owned along with half my pension, lied to everyone about how I treated you, damn near got me thrown in prison for doing shit I never did, wrecked my career ... I could go on, but I think that should be enough.”
“I didn’t ruin your life. That was you not letting go.”
“I just wanted to see my girls.”
“That wasn’t practical; Charles and I couldn’t have you disrupting their lives.”
“So you filed false abuse complaints and buried me in debt until I surrendered my parental rights ... Fuck! Why am I even talking to you? Fuck off.”
“I did what I had to do. Charles and I thought we had more time to prepare and make it easier on all of us. But after you got hurt and somebody said you might be retired out medically, we had to move a little faster.”
“Go to hell. And take Chuck with you.”
I saw annoyance pass over her face. She hated when anyone stepped on the dignity of her lawyer husband. “Your career ended because of your little pill problem; that wasn’t my fault.”
“No, you’re right, I own that. I’m lucky the Colonel let me go to rehab and actually retire instead of facing charges. I keep up my PA license so I can look myself in the fucking mirror, but I don’t work it because I don’t trust myself around pills anymore. I really do own that.”
I leaned as far over the table as I could with the cuffs on. “I made a choice to handle the stress you piled on me with OxyContin and valium. It was easy because they’d already given them to me for the pain. It was a shitty choice. But it was a better choice than doing what I really wanted to do, which was hold your fucking head under water until the fucking bubbles stopped.”
She looked at me trying to decide if I was serious, then continued primly. “That’s all water under the bridge...” She completely missed the irony of her own statement.
“Charlotte. You have nothing I could possibly want. The last time I talked with Tiffany and Tara, it was obvious you’d poisoned them so fucking deep they wouldn’t take a fucking kidney from me if they were dying. So again. Fuck. The. Fuck. Off.”
“I need you to bring my daughter home.”
“I don’t know how to make it any more clear to you. Is there a fucking language I can tell you to fuck off in that you will understand? Besides, Tiffany and Tara are all grown up. Call them and tell them to come home.”
“I know they are grown up, Tiffany is a doctor. This isn’t about them. Charles and I have another daughter, Delaney. She’s only thirteen.”
“Again. Not. My. Problem.”
She sighed, exasperated. “She ran away and we need her back.”
“Why the fuck would I have anything to do with your unholy offspring?”
She shook her head. “We could pay you...”
“You don’t have enough money ... Christ, there isn’t enough money on this fucking planet for me to help you and Chucky.”
She leaned back and studied the ceiling. “What if ... what if I managed to find that gun of your grandfather’s?”
“The gun you swore in court must have been stolen ‘at some undetermined time and place’? The only damn thing I asked for besides to be able to see the girls?”
“It might have ... fallen into a moving box at some point. Charles collects World War II memorabilia.”
“Jesus, you’re a bitch.”
She could tell she’d scored, though, and she pressed on. “Delaney’s been running away a lot. We put a tracker in her cell phone battery that she doesn’t know about. She turns her phone off, but it still sends a signal. She slipped out this morning, but she didn’t go to a friend’s house this time, she went to Durham.”
“So call the cops.”
“We don’t want the police involved.”
“She’s your daughter. I don’t give a shit, but you should.”
“Charles is running for the Virginia Senate, we really can’t afford any kind of scandal.”
“Wow, that’s Mother of the Fucking Year stuff, right there, isn’t it?”
“I don’t care what you think. I just need you to get Delaney and bring her back to the house.” She put a small tablet on the table. “This will tell you where she is, it should take you right to her. It also has some pictures of her on it.”
I thought about the trouble she could make for me. Honestly, though, it was the gun that tipped the scales, it was my family legacy, the one thing left from my grandfather.
“I don’t trust you. You make a video saying that you have asked me to go pick up your daughter in Durham and bring her back to you, and that you will give me my grandfather’s gun back. Send it to the Sheriff. You give me the goddam gun when I drop her off tonight. That’s it, I don’t want anything to do with you after this. I swear to God, if you ever set so much as one foot on my property after this, I will put a bullet into your fucking brain and go to prison with a smile on my face and song in my heart.”
She nodded. “I’ll give him a video; you get Delaney and you’ll get your gun.”
Thirty minutes later, the Sheriff dropped me back at the yard. I went up to the trailer, pulled out the keys to Sally and, after a bit of thought, pulled out my Springfield 1911.45 out of the bedside table, then pulled a couple extra magazines for it.
I pulled the roller door up on Sally’s garage and stared at her. Mostly primer with a brilliant yellow hood, and passenger door, she was certainly no beauty, looking more like a rent-a-wreck beater than anything else. That boxy looking “Fox” body style didn’t exactly scream “Fast and Furious.” Still, she had it where it counted. A 1979 Mustang Cobra four-speed with all the internal trimmings and some extra upgrades beyond anything Ford offered. It’d been a total pain in the ass, but I’d put in a Gen2 5.0L Coyote engine, the best sway bars money could buy and racing seats with five-point harnesses. If this got stupid, I wanted something that could run with anything out there, and for all her cosmetic problems, Sally was that girl.
I took the backroads to the outskirts of Durham; I’d been that way hundreds of times to pick up loads. The dusty rock roads kept me off the highway and out of traffic, away from idiot drivers. I occasionally checked the tablet to see if my quarry had moved, maybe to a mall or something. No such luck.
It took almost two and a half hours to get to the rundown neighborhood. I figured by that time, according to the tracker, she’d been there for nearly five hours. I parked a few houses away. A shiny black Lincoln Navigator and a dark blue Pontiac G8 GT sat outside what was an obviously condemned building. Not good. I tucked my .45 into my belt.
I straightened my hat, looked at myself in the mirror and hoped that the idiots in the two-story house were desperately stupid.
When the door opened, I held the tracker up as if it meant something. “I’m looking for ‘Delaney Morris.’ I’m the Uber driver.”
The guy who opened the door had a half a head of height on me, and a dizzying array of tattoos. Nobody was behind him. “Nobody called an Uber here.”
“Look, I’m pretty sure she’s here, the instructions are pretty specific. I looked at the tablet as if I were reading it. “She’s a minor, so I have to do the pick up or I get in trouble.” I had no idea if Uber worked that way, but the guy didn’t exactly look overly sharp. I pulled her picture up and held the tablet up in my left hand. “You know her?”
“She ain’t leavin’. She’s our girl now.” His eyes flicked to a closed door.
I pretended to look at my tablet. “Dude, she’s like 13 years old.”
“You know what they say, man. Old enough to bleed, old enough to...”
He never quite finished the sentence; medics learn a great deal about anatomy. Such as the fact that the point where the jaw attaches to the skull is particularly vulnerable to a sudden hard strike, say a right cross delivered with no warning.
He staggered back and fell to his knees, so I hammered another one in on the same point and rammed my knee into his face as he sagged loosely to the ground. God, that felt good.
A trickle of blood dripped out of his mouth. I guess he was old enough.
I walked over to the door he’d looked at. There was a hasp with a screwdriver through it, locking the door shut. I pulled the screwdriver out and yanked the door open.
She was sitting, obviously terrified, on the edge of a ratty mattress that had been dragged into the room. She blinked as the extra light poured in. The windows to the room had been mostly painted over on the outside. At least she was still wearing clothes; that was a damn good sign.
“Let’s go. I’m here to take you home.”
She didn’t say anything, just jumped to her feet and scrambled for the door. She stopped and looked at the guy on the ground and paused long enough to kick him in the face as hard as she could.
I heard something moving upstairs. Lots of somethings. “Keep moving.” I grabbed her arm and dragged her towards Sally.
“That? Seriously?” Even as scared as she was, she was obviously appalled by the car.
“Keep moving, Pumpkin. The limo is in the shop.” I shoved her into the passenger seat.
“What are these things?” She fumbled with the five-point.
“Jesus. It’s a safety harness. Like a seat belt.” I leaned over and began pulling the straps into place. She froze when I yanked the crotch strap into place.
“Easy there. Just getting you strapped in.” I snapped the belts shut and pulled the release rotator off, ran around the car, keeping one eye on the door and slid into my seat.
She fumbled with the center of the harness. “It’s broken. I can’t get out”
“I’ll fix it later.”
“But I can’t get out.”
“Yeah, well that’s sort of the point, Powder Puff. Why the hell are you trying to get out of the seat in the first place...” I stopped, figures were pouring out of the front door of the house. I reflexively counted eight of them. Shit. “Time to go. Your boyfriend’s asshat friends are on the way.” I tried to pull away slowly and quietly, but a few of them looked in my direction.
“He isn’t my boyfriend. He’s just a friend of Brandon’s. Brandon couldn’t make it, so that guy picked me up.”
“Let me guess, you met Brandon on the internet? Un-fucking-believable. Hard to believe anybody still falls for that shit. You actually still believe he’s real?”
“Fuck you.” She did have the grace to look a little sheepish.
“My, my, my. Would you look at her, using bad words like she’s all growed-up. You shouldn’t fucking curse, it’s not ladylike.”
“Fuck you!” She glared hatefully this time.
“You already said that, Tinkerbell. Not very creative, are you?” In the rearview mirror I could see them piling into the SUV and G8. I held my breath hoping they’d run for it, afraid, maybe that somebody’d called the cops.
“Fuck you!” She yanked at the webbing of the harness furiously.
“You really are going to have to work on that vocabulary.” Shit. They were turning in my direction. Sally could outrun that SUV, but the G8 was going to be a problem, no matter what.
Clueless, she apparently thought one unconscious thug had ended the danger. “What are you some kind of pervert, kidnapping little girls?”
“Nah. Doesn’t sound very challenging. Apparently, all you have to do is pretend to be a guy named Brandon on the internet and they come running.” I needed to do this without involving the police; the last thing I needed was Charlotte to drop my grandfather’s gun into the ocean. I headed back for the route I’d come in on. Familiar ground.
“Asshole.”
“That’s better, at least now you’re showing a little creativity.” The SUV had pulled out in front of the G8; not a great plan, the G8 could have maybe outpaced me and boxed me in, but I could outmaneuver and outrun the SUV If I needed to. I didn’t need them to know that, though. Not yet. I accelerated away as smoothly as possible.
“I didn’t need your fucking help.”
“I could see that. You had them right where you wanted them. Very clever.”
“Fuck you. Why’d you even get involved?”
“Your mother railroaded me into it.”
“She’s a fucking bitch.”
“Well, we agree on that. Charlotte’s a grade-A, fucking cold-blooded, heartless, soulless bitch.”
“Oh God, you do know her.”
“No shit. Score one for Nancy Drew, Girl Detective.” I kept Sally a quarter mile ahead of the SUV, pacing as if I wasn’t aware of them. Push them too early and they’d act on it before I was ready.
I was pretty sure they were looking for the same thing I was: a quiet place with no witnesses. I had just the place for all of us, if only they were patient enough to wait fifteen minutes or so.
“We need to go back. That guy took my back pack with my clothes. He also took my phone. He said it needed to be charged.”
I looked over her and rolled my eyes, but didn’t say a word.
She slumped back in her seat a bit. “You must think I’m an idiot.”
“Not really. You’ll need to try harder to work your way up to idiot. Do you still not have a fucking clue what was happening?”
She stared down at her feet silently.
I rolled on. “You were about to become goddamned party favor. There were at least eight guys there, and probably more on the way. You know what they would have done to you. Use your fucking head.”
She shrunk in on herself, breathing in spasms. I could tell she was crying but she didn’t want me to know. She didn’t want me to think she was weak. She caught her breath and gritted her teeth. “Asshole.”
I laughed. “Good. If you can’t be smart, learn to be tough. Because you’re gonna fucking need it if you don’t wise up.” We were getting close. I turned down a broad gravel road. I’d been through here dozens of times and I knew the roads here; I just hoped I had enough luck to pull this off.
She turned her head to wipe the tears from her eyes so I wouldn’t see them. “You don’t have to be a dick all the time. I’ve had a really awful day.”
“You want sympathy, it’s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis. Learn from this, and don’t do stupid shit.” The SUV moved aside and the G8 started to move up fast; I stepped on the gas and the engine snarled in exhilaration, the acceleration punching a wide-eyed Delaney back into her chair.
“Holy shit!”
“Hang on. Your friends have decided that they don’t want witnesses.”
She looked back around the edge of her seat and saw the blue car gaining. “Oh God! Do something!”
“I am. This is going to get a little rough.” As we bolted ahead, the SUV fell back in the distance. The Cobra was kicking up a dust cloud damn near a city block long and I could see the G8 gaining.
“They’re going to catch us!”
“I need them to almost catch up. Just hang the fuck on.” The narrow rock road I was looking for was coming up fast on the left side. I downshifted, spilling some speed.
She caught the sudden deceleration. “Don’t stop! They’ll...”
Whatever she was going to say was lost to me as I mashed the clutch and pulled handbrake.
Steer right, Steer left.
For a second, as we drifted into the turn, I thought there was something wrong with the engine, but the high-pitched screaming was Delaney, trying to curl up into a ball with her harness fully locked up.
Tap the foot brake to reduce speed just a bit more. Once the nose aligned, I floored the gas and as the revs jumped into the red, I dumped the clutch and dropped the handbrake.
We rocketed down the narrow rock road with scrub trees, ditches and fields flashing past on either side, throwing an even bigger cloud of dust. The G8 driver didn’t even try the turn; he flew past, just a blue blur. He’d have to look for a place to turn once he could slow down, which was likely to take him a quarter mile.
The SUV, coming up slower, easily made the turn.
I slowed a bit to let him try to catch up a bit, I needed him closer to pull this off. The dust was incredibly thick on the red rock road; a fine powder that would hang in the air forever and thickly coated the scrub trees and grass next to the road.
The SUV driver was focused on me and forgot the most important thing about driving. The most dangerous thing on the road isn’t the other driver.
It’s the road.
Windshield coated in dust, focused on Sally’s cute little ass, he missed the fact that we were coming up on a T intersection.
I dropped Sally into second gear, flicked the wheel right, then left, spinning her into a bootlegger turn right at the hammerhead where the road widened at the cross, tucking her neatly at dead stop along the side of the road.
By the time the SUV driver realized what was happening, it was too late. He was still accelerating when he crossed into the intersection, and his desperate attempt to turn was probably one of the worst choices he could make. Not that he had any good choices at that point.
A controlled spinout, like a bootlegger turn, is best accomplished by a low-center-of-gravity, rear-wheel-drive car with a manual transmission. Preferably one with excellent sway bars.
It is nearly impossible in a high-center-of-gravity SUV with an automatic transmission at 70 miles per hour.
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