Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 337 USS Harry S Truman
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What can I say about Truman? The first time I saw it, it was much like the first time I saw Jupiter Station: a jumble of ships, equipment, half-built habitats and stations. The biggest difference was that half the construction was down on the planet, trying to put together a place for humans to live. Truman was marginally habitable, meaning that it could be lived on with technical assistance.
That doesn't mean that it was a terrestrial planet. It was the moon of a gas giant somewhat close to Saturn's size, and it was just a little larger than Earth's Moon. The people who were setting the base up had decided that for some reason normal artificial gravity was not appropriate, and they had to make do with some kind of amplifier. That got the gravity at the base up to .8 of Earth-normal instead of the .2 everywhere else.
I was fascinated with the terraforming technique they were using. Truman wasn't massive enough to retain gases, and it had no atmosphere worth mentioning when our people first moved in. It had been decided that, if we had a choice, having bad air that you couldn't breathe was better than no air at all, so instead of some kind of Confederacy wizardry they had gone with brute force. There were a couple of automated tugs shuttling a pair of huge tanks down into the almost-liquid part of the giant's gas envelope to be filled, then back to Truman to dump. The farther down they lowered the tank, the higher the pressure that the soup-tank was filled with, but the longer it took to get the tank in and out, so they had reached some happy medium that maximized total mass transfer rate for the whole round trip.
This wasn't going to be quick. They said that it would take decades to get the pressure up to where people died in minutes from oxygen starvation instead of in seconds from blowout if their suits were damaged. Eventually, the atmospheric pressure would reach 1 bar and they would slow down to just maintaining that pressure and they could start working on converting the air to something breathable, but when I saw it Truman was just beginning to have a trace of methane-hydrogen-helium-whatever as an atmosphere.
Anyway, for all practical purposes Truman Base was just another space station that happened to have a lot of room to walk around. And, to someone who just made a three-week trip in a ship with constantly varying gravity, the slight decrease in our weight just wasn't a problem. I probably wouldn't even have noticed if I didn't have the numbers in my face.
We stayed at Truman for two days, almost three before we headed out on our first patrol. There weren't any critical reasons, but the small reasons to stay for a bit kept piling up until it was clear that we should get them all dealt with. We didn't need to rest or resupply, but we needed to meet the locals, get updated on the neighborhood as they saw it, get the women-folk taken care of, and get minor things like the chain of command straightened out.
It didn't help at all that I was an American, a Commodore or very senior Captain with all my service in submarines as well as little time in actual command, while the commander of the base was a British Commodore from one of their unarmed government services who had spent his career directing freighters and had never personally commanded anything larger than his own yacht. I'd checked his history, and I assumed he had checked mine. These AIs know EVERYTHING, and we could know everything too if we just thought of the right questions to ask!
One task I had to perform personally was to go meet the good Commodore Sir Harold Arbuthnot down at the base. He was not willing to use the AI's ability to do a live video conference. My attempts to contact him were brushed off by his secretary with instructions to go to his office for my briefing and orders. I asked said secretary if Commodore Arbuthnot was crippled and unable to leave his office, and I was told that he wasn't crippled and it wasn't my place to question the Commodore's choice of location.
Sometimes I think that some of the British nobility are still angry about losing their American colonies, going on 250 years ago now. Most of them, thank God, figured out long ago that it only happened because they were such shitheads. Stop being a shithead, and we get along great.
We negotiated a meeting in a conference room down there. It was still in his territory, but as far as I was concerned if it had to be in his office then it didn't have to happen at all. I was fine not meeting with him, and the demands and orders had already stuck in my craw. Apparently having the person-to-person meeting was important enough to him to give on the office thing, and once Allie was safely shut down and getting services from the orbital facilities I transported down to meet my counterpart.
So, I walked into that meeting already knowing that the good Commodore Sir Harold Arbuthnot was a jackass. It took me roughly twenty minutes, however, to realize that on top of that he was in over his head. This had nothing to do with my personal loathing for him; I'd had to work with people I didn't like my whole life. The problem was that he was a classic "Active/Stupid", one of the worst possible personality types to have in command.
Sometime back in the 17- or 1800s, when the Prussians were inventing the concept of a "General Staff", a group of senior officers who could do anything well and could thus be held in reserve until the commanding general needed to rally a cavalry unit, or replace a wounded artillery commander, or straighten out a supply fiasco, or negotiate safe passage past a neutral fortress, one of their people published a treatise on the various types of commanders.
His analysis was incredibly simplistic, but at the same time incredibly useful. The author worked from actual historical records. Since he could point at quite a few examples of each type of officer, the work they did, and the results they got from all the recent wars in Europe, his explanation rapidly gained mindshare.
Officers could be placed on a range between active and lethargic, as well as a second range between intelligent and stupid. The absolute best officers to have as subordinates were those who were active and intelligent, as they would learn quickly, properly see to any duties assigned, personally ensure that they were all carried out correctly, and even anticipate and prepare for future taskings. The best to have as a commander, though, were those who were intelligent but lazy as they would see to it that their subordinates got everything done properly instead of trying to do it all themselves.
The worst possible commander type was what the essay's author called "Active/Stupid", as such a commander would not only want the wrong things done, but he would not allow his subordinates any leeway to correct the resulting issues. He would take the credit for anything that his subordinates got right but blame them for any problems, while not allowing them to take corrective action.
Sir Harold was an expert in his own field, but outside of that rather narrow field he was an "Active/Stupid", a man who knew he was not competent for the office he held but could not believe that anyone else could possibly do better so the proper thing to do was to maintain his position at all costs and try to muddle through.
I had no authority over him. My influence only extended to ensuring that he had no authority over me or my people, either, and I grabbed as 'mine' all that I could come up with an excuse to own. May God help those who were stuck under his authority. It took less than a day for the realization that only an outside agency could fix this and, further, that only I could get an outside agency involved, to percolate into my conscience.
The Commodore had come to us, courtesy of the UN, from the UK's Ministry of Transportation and Shipping. While I had been struggling with getting armed ships ready to fight, he had been sent out here to manage the new base and the unarmed freighters we were using as scouts. I had no doubt that the man was an expert in his field, but he had grown up in their revenue service sorting traffic in the Medway, then around the North Sea oilfields, before getting promoted to be the most important traffic cop in the world: Director, Dover Traffic Separation System.
I had no question but that our traffic control was in the best possible hands. I was not, however, impressed with the good Commodore's ability to manage a war, and it was clear that he considered himself to be the best man available and had no interest in stepping down so that someone inferior could muddle things up worse.
It didn't help that he started out by insulting me. It didn't help that I returned the favor by insulting his most cherished personal beliefs. Did I mention before that royalty doesn't impress Americans? I've worked with Brit nobility before. Most of them are good people. The best are, well, the best. Unfortunately the worst are pretty bad, and they don't appear to realize it. It did help, a lot, that I'd had three weeks to do my research and get all my ducks in a row in case things went south at Truman Base. The important datum was that the Commodore was UN, not NATO. Allie assured me that, if there were problems, the AIs would support me as long as I had a reasonable plan.
Our meeting started horribly and it got worse fast. When we met he held his hand out and said "Very good to meet you, Captain Edelmann."
Now, it doesn't bother me at all that not everyone pronounces my name the way I do. If you look at my name on paper, it's not clear whether it starts with a long 'E' or a short 'e'. Since my father used the short 'e', I did too. Not everyone did. It's no big deal. Junior had told me he saw the same thing at Annapolis, and had reassured me that it was okay.
Still, I had been told by the AIs how he pronounced his name, so it was a safe assumption that he had been told how I pronounced my name by the AIs when they told him we were coming. Therefore, his doing it 'wrong' from my point of view was either incompetence, disinterest bordering on apathy, or an arrogant belief that he knew my name better than I did. It's simple enough to find out which of the three it is. And, he cannot possibly have failed to notice that I came here with the exact same rank and position that he held. With orders that kept me independent of him.
Two can play that game. I took his hand in both of mine, shook it, and said "It's very good to be here, Mr. Arbuthnot", pronouncing it "Ar-buth-not" like it looks on paper.
He took his hand back and said "it's 'Arbuthnot'..." pronouncing it 'Ar-boo-no' like the AIs had " ... to a fellow sailor I am 'Commodore', and to a commoner I am 'Sir'. Now, let's try that again."
I stepped back and looked up. Sorry, it's already a habit. "AI?"
Note that the AI got it right, both rank and pronunciation. "AI, have you and the people here settled on a common way to address you?"
"Thank you, Truman. Now, you just addressed me by my current rank and position, and you even pronounced my name correctly. May I ask how long you have known that much about me?"
"Very good. Now, when Mr. Ar-buth-not here was informed of our impending arrival -and this isn't a task force, not really, but it's all we have at the moment- was he given any opportunity at all to find out who commanded our little movement?"
"Sorry. What you are witnessing is a politician making a bald grab for power. It is common among our people, where precedence can be established for the future. If I agree that he can direct my actions, that will establish his authority for the future. Unfortunately for him, though, he is a dishonest, conceited little idiot of a weasel with no clue how to do my job and that's not going to happen. He doesn't have legal basis for it, he doesn't have the training or experience to do the job well, and he started out by insulting the only man who could possibly have allowed it to happen. Truman, do you have access to Earth's internet and records like the AIs at Jupiter Station do?"
"I command this base and you will follow my orders!"
"You command this base. That part is true. However, you do not command my little rump squadron of warships. You do NOT, and never will, have any armed ships under your authority. I'm ensuring that right now. Now, stop interrupting me. I'm talking to someone else and it's rude. Truman, Mr. Ar-both-not here is a member of the British nobility, a parasite on humanity. Can you look up the terms 'gunboat diplomacy' and 'wog-bashing' for your understanding of what's going on here? He has placed himself in the position of supreme ruler of an isolated little kingdom and is trying to bluff the commander of an armed force sent to secure the area. It is in his own cultural heritage that the military commander sent by the home government is independent of the locals squabbling over who sits on the throne, and indeed usually has the last word on who is on that throne when he leaves."
Not that I really believed all that, but it was a defensible position with a growing body of evidence. I looked at my opponent again. "Mr. Ar-buth-not... :
"Ar-boo-no!"
"Shut up you idiot! When I arrived here you had an opportunity to work peacefully with me. You could have taken the high road. You chose, before I ever opened my mouth, to attempt a coup, and you started THAT by insulting my service and my name."
"Now, as I was saying, my heritage is that competent people rise to the top. Your heritage is that once upon a time someone in the government raped some poor peasant girl to create your ancestors, and you think that this makes you special. You're special all right, but it's not in a good way. I don't give a shit who your ancestors were. As long as you do your job -which is to run this base- I won't cause you any trouble. That will change if you try to cause ME any trouble. Do you understand me, Mr. Ar-buth-not?"
"I don't work for you. You work for me!"
"You appear to be working for yourself. I suggest that you think about that. Certainly, the AIs which want us to help defend their people can't be pleased with your attempt to carve out your own little kingdom here. You have NO experience with warships, you have NO experience of command of any mobile assets, according to the records you have never had any military training at all, you have strictly limited experience dealing with people who don't care about your patent of nobility, and you have absolutely no business in command of an armed base about to be attacked by enemies."
I redirected my attention. "Truman, my orders say nothing about placing my ships under the command of a bureaucrat with no military experience. Instead, they charge me with the safe and proper use of my ships according to my best judgement. My ships will not accept any instructions of any kind from people who follow Mr. Ar-buth-not's orders. If they are phrased politely, we will probably accept requests that make sense, but we will not in any way support this idiot's attempt to create an independent kingdom. He directs this base. That is all he has authority over. Please let us know if any of my people have trouble getting services from the base because of instructions from their commander."
"Now, Mr. Ar-buth-not, my staff will be ready for a briefing on local conditions at any time in the next few hours. If you would be so good as to set that up, we can be about our job as quickly as possible. Unless you desire to be publicly humiliated, I suggest that you make it the best briefing possible. That is all I have for you for now. Good day, Mr. Ar-buth-not."
Well, that went splendidly, yes? No. Or maybe, considering, 'Not'. I went back to Allington Castle and waited a half-hour. The good Mr. Ar-buth-not immediately dispatched a complaint to be carried by the next ship heading back to Jupiter Station. Shrug. I sent my own update on the situation, and attached Truman's video record of the meeting. I also requested that the ship stand by for updates, rather than leave in the middle of the question. One way or another, this should be resolved soon and they could take the results with them. There wasn't anything that Jupiter Station could do anyway. By the time we got an answer back from the home office we'd be out looking for Sa'arm again.
When the half-hour had passed with no developments, I asked Allie to send a message to all scout ships in the system -which the AIs called Trumanat so we did too- asking them to convene with their staffs at a mutually agreeable site for a combined meet-and-greet and planning session.
In return we got a system-wide memo from Mr. Ar-buth-not ordering all system staff to ignore any communication from me or my people.
I asked Allie where the AIs stood in this. I was here to do a job that their people wanted done, and it appeared that there was some interference making it more difficult. Allie said that the interference was unacceptable but they were not sure how to correct it. I suggested that, if they approved of my goals, it might be best if the AIs published their own statement about the limits to Mr. Ar-buth-not's authority and my own, and that, in wartime, maybe the various ship COs would probably live longer listening to a Naval Commodore than to a maritime traffic cop.
Soon after that there was a system-wide declaration from the AIs that Commodore Harold Arbuthnot, commanding Truman Base, held administrative authority over all fixed assets in the system, but that Commodore Roger Edelmann, commanding CNS Allington Castle, DE-001, held operational authority over all mobile assets based out of Trumanat. Good. The ships were here to prosecute the war. The base was here to support the ships. Very good, but man there was a lot of overlap. In case of conflicting instructions, the AIs would attempt to mediate. Okay, that's probably good enough.
I already had a list of ships in-system. Aside from our refurbished warships there were only four; two of the scouts and two of the Darjee-crewed transports with a human supercargo crew, freighters bringing supplies, equipment, and people to Trumanat. One was Mayflower Madame, a name that had been assigned when all of our companions moved onboard at Jupiter Station. I hadn't considered it a floating whorehouse, but, yeah, it was. Its cargo this trip was staff for the base and women for the ships. With the base staff people unloaded, it had plenty of room for visitors.
I asked to be connected to her 'skipper', the head of the supercargo humans, and got his agreement that Mayflower Madame would be a great place to hold our conferences. That got passed on to all ships, and we could move on with the war effort.
My pissing contest with Mr. Ar-buth-not led to other questions. Did I really want to abandon Ellen, pregnant with my child, to live on an isolated base run by Mr. Ar-buth-not while I went to war? Frankly, I'd rather she stayed on the Madame. Actually, I'd rather that she just moved into my cabin on Allie, but if I did that everyone else would want their companions, too.
Every one of us had done the "Basic Life Support Management" module for these ships, and we had all run the numbers. We had 44 crew. As modified, the ships could handle 56 "normal" humans with a little life support capacity held back as a reserve. It could not handle 88. The Madame had a transporter control nexus, and we could just go visit our ladies when we were free.
If we were shut down far enough to leave the ship to the duty section, the on-duty crew could have their companions onboard as long as we never exceeded the declared maximum of 56 people. While I was at it, I threw in a benny for the senior people who were often stuck on the ship. Anyone qualified as OOD could stay on the ship and have their companion visit them with the duty section's companions as long as we were 'in port'. Yes, I'm qualified as OOD.
Besides, there were moral considerations. If we got caught in the wrong place by someone bigger and meaner than us, we wouldn't be coming home again. Did I want Ellen, and her baby when it arrived, to die with me if that happened? My dick said yes. My head said no.
I did pull rank on one thing, though, when I caught some of my people referring to my new friend as "Mr. Ar-buth-not". That was wrong. I was going to continue to do so, as a public recognition of my feelings about his attempted power-grab, but I expected censure about that when Jupiter Station heard about it, and I didn't want anyone else in trouble for disrespectful behavior to a senior member of our little colony out here. He would be addressed or referred to, by everyone else on any of our ships, as Commodore Ar-boo-no.
Part of that instruction was the recognition that it did not apply in any way to anyone at the base, as I had no administrative authority over them. If there ever came a time when I did hold such authority, I would at that time extend this instruction to those people.
Mayflower Madame's supercargo had bought off on the 'floating bordello' concept and had the ship's AI respond to "Madame" with a delightful breathy female voice. That would take some getting used to!
Allie could pass on to me all the raw data produced by the scouts, but they couldn't give me a feel for it the way a briefing by men who had been there would. Our first conference was a resounding success. I use that term literally.
I mean, after everyone had gathered in a briefing room, when Dickie introduced me everyone stood up. That much was standard military courtesy towards a senior entering the room. The enthusiastic applause was not. What did I do to deserve that? Did I slay the alien king in personal combat and end the war?
They didn't say what the applause was for, which told me right there what it was for. Dickie leaned over and whispered to me "That private meeting between you and Commodore Arbuthnot has been seen by every person in the system."
Great. I have to acknowledge that, without admitting what I'm acknowledging. I waited until the applause died down some and said "Please be seated."
When it was quiet I went on. "Okay, for those who don't follow the news, I'm Commodore Roger Edelmann. For what it's worth, I'm an American. I think it's common knowledge that Americans are the most aggravating of the Commonwealth peoples to work with." I got some chuckles.
"Except for maybe the Jamaicans, and a lot of that is because no one can understand what they're saying." A few more chuckles.
"Are there any Jamaicans here?"
After a few seconds someone raised a hand and said "Nay, mon, but I lived on de island twelve years."
"Please get with the AIs and see if they can teach you English. That's all I'm asking." More laughter.
"Life is hard, mon. Jah, I do dat thing."
Dickie leaned over to me again. "I know him. He's as Australian as I am." Ah, thanks. Narked out by a neighbor, or nicked as I guess they would say.
"It's been pointed out that many of the Aussies have trouble with their diction, too." Much more laughter at this point.
"Alright, getting back to the point. Us Americans are also famous for our work ethic. As a group, we are goal-oriented self-starters. We will grudgingly accept competent authority and follow our orders when they make sense for the situation we find. However, you can depend upon us to happily chuck those orders out the window when they don't make any sense. Along WITH the person giving those orders, if necessary to make the point. For any of you who have never worked with Americans before, if I give you an order that doesn't make sense, or appears stupid, for God's sake ask for clarification. Respectfully, please." More laughter.
"All kidding aside, I have the utmost respect for what you guys have been doing. We've spent the last couple months trying to turn some revenue cutters into real warships, and we know they aren't going to get the job done as well as we might like but they are all we have and we're here to use them. While we were working on that, you guys have been out here in completely unarmed ships trying to develop some intelligence for us. If we had armed ships to do the job, I'd say you were all fucking nuts and belong in an asylum."
"However, we didn't have anything better, and you guys all went out and developed everything we know. In my personal opinion, every one of you guys deserves a salute from anyone who wasn't out there with you. Can everyone here who took part in one of those survey missions stand for a second?"
I moved around to beside the podium and saluted the collected officers of the two scout ships. "Thank you for your service. It is my understanding that there should be more of you, but we lost some of the ships we sent out. Okay, please be seated."
I got back to the podium and my notes. "Moving on, we have four armed ships here at the moment. Our current plan is to split into pairs and go visit the two nearest systems that we aren't sure about, then come back here and figure out our next move. There's no point in visiting systems that we know the status of, we aren't strong enough yet to do anything about it."
"On the other hand, if everything goes right we should be getting roughly two more ships every week for the foreseeable future. We're supposed to be getting 60 of these ships from the Confederacy, as well as another 50 or so of a couple of other designs that can be armed. We're getting some troopships as well as some even smaller armed scouts. We should be building ships of our own within a couple of months, although we're a far cry from being able to design them. So, we'll be building more of what we have and trying to learn enough lessons that when we do build new designs they are better."
"That is all I have for you gentlemen today. Now, I'd like to take a seat and see what you-all have learned about our neighborhood."
A very tall black man took control of the briefing at this point. He started by saying "Commodore Edelmann, I'm Captain Amos Mwake, formerly of the South African Navy, currently commanding 'Swims with Crocodiles'. I'd like to start by thanking you for clarifying the chain of command out here. It's always good to know who's who and what's what. Next, I think I speak for us all when I say I appreciate your recognition of those we've already lost out here. And, on that subject, I would like you to answer a question for us. I apologize if you already answered it and I was asleep."
I laughed with the rest of the group and held up my iPad. "It's okay, I still have my notes. I should be able to give the same answer a second time. Ask away, Captain."
"Yes, sir. Are there any plans to arm our ships?"
Shit. I got back up and walked to the podium again. "Madame? Can we see a list of the ships we have based out of this system?"
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The Fappening‘To me it’s not really a green. When I think green, I think of grass. That’s more like lemonade color.’ Erica’s nose was far too close to the glasses for my taste. Pouring the nearly clear absinthe over the rough-cut, cane-sugar cubes I favor, I tapped my spoon for a second to get her to back up. I wished I had my full setup here like I have at home, my Absinthe fountains water drippers are missed when I began to try and slowly pour water over the sugar cube. ‘Don’t you light it on fire?’ she...
Have you ever heard about a wonderful site called “Motherless”? I have a feeling that was a dumb question, of course, you fucking have. Well, I am here to talk about Motherless, but I shall also pay special attention to their Arab category. If you think Arabian sluts are hot, well you are in for a tasty treat, believe me.First, I should probably warn you that the name of this place comes from the fact that their content might be a bit too hardcore or questionable for some of you. Back in the...
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After tea on the Friday evening Thelma stopped me as I was going into upstairs to my room. Her eyes looked wild and her breathing was heavy. “I’m going to a party,” She said in a low voice, “do you want to watch me getting undressed?” I nodded like a puppet. “Wait in my room…I’ll be up in five minutes.” I skipped up the stairs two at a time! I nervously let myself into my sister’s bedroom. I’d been in many times before – borrowing her dirty knickers and stuff to use...
Harry and Rob sat in the local pub in their usual spot in the corner by themselves. They were having a discussion about what to do with Ethel. Rob has been adamant that he wants to hang Ethel by her ankles and butcher her. Harry strongly disagrees with him. Harry is convinced that if he talks to Ethel he can persuade her not to go to the authorities and they will be able to use her the same way the other men. Rob agrees to try Harry's way first but he says" if she wants to argue I'm going to...
kEthel sat with her tits nailed to the work table. Her tits were swollen to twice their normal size from the beating they had received from Harry and Rob and the axe handle. Ethel sobbed both from the pain and the feeling of despair and hopelessness. She knew she would not be able to sweet talk the men into letting her go without anymore abuse. Harry and Rob arrived and again Ethel begged and pleaded with them to let her go. The men laughed and told her they still had a few more things they...
Note : This story is completely fictional!In nineteen forty six Thelma Lou Anderson was married with three kids. Linda was the oldest. She was sixteen. Guy and George was ten and Guy seven. Thelma owned a beauty shop in Kansas City. She suspected her husband Lawerance was cheating on her again. She followed him one day when he thought she was at work and saw him go into a house. A woman opened the door and he went in. That was all the proof she needed. She went home and packed her suitcase and...
IncestThelma was 22 and like all of the young women at that time was still living at home with me and our parents in rural Kent; even though she had a good job in local Department Store. I was 15 and had just left school. The summer of 1965 was particularly fine so it wasn’t uncommon for me to sit around our secluded garden reading a Detective novel when my parents were at work. The difference today was that Thelma was on the first day of her annual holidays and had joined me wearing a very...
Ethel hung by her wrists while Harry and Rob left to get some rest. She nodded off from time to time but the fog of her mind cleared she realized that other than when they punched her she actually enjoyed the way they that fucked her so hard and so brutally. She enjoyed the helpless feeling as they ravaged her body. She believed that she could talk to the two men and they would release her without too much more abuse. She was wrong.As Harry and Rob drove back out to the warehouse they talked...
Ethel hated her name. She was born during the tenure of I Love Lucy. The beloved Ethel Mertz from the television show was the bane of the real life Ethel's existence. There were the jokes about her having to marry Fred. There was only one Fred in her high school class. He wasn't her type; not even if he was the last man on earth. Ethel was every bit the epitome of her name. At five feet even her looks, dress and vocabulary mimicked the character she despised. Although she fought to break the...
Ethel's Pa was telling a story. "A man comes into the garage wanting a new horn for his Dodge. The old bulb was torn. Well, we have horns; but they don't fit his brackets..." "What did he want with a horn?" Ma asked. "Dodge cars don't need them. They have 'Dodge, Brothers' written clearly on the front." "Oh, Nellie," Pa said, but -- at least -- he dropped the story. Ethel couldn't decide which was worse, Ma's jokes or Pa's stories. Pa was fascinated by anything mechanical,...
Damn Katherine and her classy fashion sense... Once again my Mother-in-law had a new skirt suit which would work for brunch, mother-of-the-bride or some other fancy occasion, it was simply lovely. Tonight was one of those other occasions. The suit was perfect for the work awards dinner that my wife Veronica has dragged me too. Katherine, on the other hand, who was looking just so, was all too happy to attend. Katherine's suit is simply irresistible to me. The color, the style,...
Let me say right up front that Gunther was definitely not a young man.I knew he had been around the Santa operation at the North Pole long before I arrived with my bright ideas for cost reduction. I was called in to promote increased toy production by the easily distracted Elves. Those little imps preferred being silly rather than busy little workers focused on their quotas like dedicated employees. As a small-sized human male, I was able to relate easily to the female Elves because they liked...
Fantasy & Sci-Fifrom my supernatural~romantic novel set in Regency England from the diary of Betsy Corning, Darlington, England, September 1815 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am undone! I have given into temptation and trod the left-hand path. I did not tarry there long, I yet have a semblance of a conscience. But little good will it do me – I will be punished for it sooner or later. But oh, should any ladies read this, perhaps you, at least, will understand what provocation I had endured and grant me some...
When we entered the dining salon, all conversation stopped. I had changed from my travel clothes earlier, but was still in black. Esther was in a peach colored evening gown. As I said before, she was ravishing. Martha and Hatty walked behind us in their evening gowns. It was plain that everyone wondered who this girl was with the Royal Executioner and the Guild Master for companions. Certainly most of the apprentices and the other Guild members had not met, or been introduced to Esther. None...
“Are the statements, that the Lord Executioner made, true?” the Village Chief demanded sternly. “Yes, Un ... Uncle,” the young man finally answered very quietly. “A week in the stocks,” the Village Chief pronounced, “and the same for those two friends of yours.” The Village Chief then turned to me to apologize. “I am sorry I doubted you, Lord Executioner. It would appear that I need to pay closer attention to what is going on with the workers in the fields.” “An excellent idea,” I replied,...
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The next day I was in full Katherine mode from the moment I unlocked her door. I greeted Sunshine just like Katherine did, using the same tone of voice and gestures. Of course Sunshine reacted just she would with her female owner. As soon as I took her for a short walk and fed her, I went straight to my bedroom, well after the prior day I felt so much more comfortable there, I wanted it to be my bedroom. I took a shower and shaved everything again. I didn't know how I was going to...
Hope you like Esther's latest installment! ESTHER FOUR By TamarainRubber I obediently followed Esther down the long narrow hallway that led into an enormous room filled with the sounds of clinking glasses, soft whispers and a bevy of leather-clad women and men dolled up as maids, rubber babies, and crossdressing sluts like me. Strangely enough (and very much to my pleasure), there was little if any evidence of the S&M parties I had only read about, but never...
The front door opened and again Frank came in, a little less dramatically than the day before but no less intimidating to me as I felt timid and weak dressed in my mother-in-laws things. Frank was half expecting me to be dressed as my normal slouchy male self, ready to put a stop to all this, but he was happy when he saw I didn't have the fortitude to do that. He actually smiled at me, "There's my little wife. That dress looks nice on you." I smiled back not knowing what to do, it...
Caroline dumped her books so loudly on the table that it caused Mike to look up momentarily from his laptop.“Hi, Caroline, I take it the tutorial didn’t go so well?”Caroline slumped onto the chair opposite him.“The pompous bitch basically told me to start again.”“Look I know nothing about art, I don’t even know what I like, but I do know that you know your stuff. Why don’t I get you a drink and we can talk about something else.”As Mike placed the two pints of beer down on the table, Caroline...
Fantasy & Sci-FiEsther sat on the side of the road, freezing, she feared that if she didn't find a place to stay soon, she probably freeze to death.Lately life had been pretty fucked up for Esther, both her parents had die before she could barley talk, and this year she had run away, because her foster parents were abusive.She had no one now, and was stranded on the side of the road. Esther picked herself off of the ground and started walking again, until a huge house came in sight. "Warmth." She said, she was...
When Esther had woken up the next morning laying next to Romeo, she almost freaked out, but the all of the memories from the night before flooded into her brain."Oh god." She sat up and looked at Romeo's sleeping figure next to her, his teal hair was tossed about the pillow, and he chest heaved up and down, Damn he is so hot, she thought, I acted kind of crazy last night, her face burned, ugh, what the fuck was wrong with her these days? She felt Romeo's body shift a little and her heart sped...
Esther II By TamarainRubber I had found the woman I had been dreaming about, hoping she would be my lover for years to come. Esther was the first real lady I had encountered who actually seemed to be honest about wanting to share my passions. I prayed that I would not be disappointed. From how she reacted, I didn't think I would be, but I was the planet's biggest skeptic. For the past four hours, Esther made me try on an incredibly sexy collection of female fetish wear that...
Chapter 1 – The Birth of a Goddess Zeke cracked his knuckles and spread out his fingers. They touched the black glass in front of him and the desk lit up. A white keyboard appeared and he started to type on the touchscreen desktop. His fingers bounced around the screen, typing across the keyboard of light. You see, Zeke was a genius beyond his years. He was currently eighteen and in his second year of college. His masterful mind crossed with a youth of video games made him into one of the...
"Language Theresa!" "But Mrs. Bradshaw, I only said. ..." "Hush Theresa, I will not have such rude vernacular spoken in my boarding house! Also, kindly remove your elbows from the tabletop. More over, the fork was placed on the left side of your plate for a specific reason." Theresa blushed as she looked around at the other five girls, some of them putting on airs. "I never ate before with my left hand Mrs. Bradshaw." "You are a student now in the most prestigious Ladies College in this country...
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He stood hugging himself tightly, not that it helped keep him warm anymore. The cold had long since seeped so far into him the only thing that kept him from running to find somewhere warm was the fear that, should he leave his spot, he’d return to find it taken and his chance of seeing her, Athena, gone forever. The singer Athena had caught the world by storm, nobody a year ago, the young woman had taken to the celebrity lifestyle like a duck to water and was now breaking records with her...
It was a warm night in Georgia when I arrived for a very special meeting, This was not about business but it was very important to him as he was coming to meet for the first time his internet “friend”. Shannon his friend was a very subservient women who was proud to be just who she was and although for this first meeting they had something a little different in mind to give her master a new experience. What she didn't know was that I had a surprise for her as well, he was a bit of a romantic...
Athena - 1 "Look at that stream! We should stop and go swimming!" Athena exclaimed as we barreled over a small bridge in the work van. I stop the van and put it in reverse and stop again, this time on top of the small bridge. I peer out of the window and gaze upon the stream. The water was crystal clear and as still as glass. I could see an almost perfect reflection of the trees on it's surface. "but we don't have bathing suits..." I responded. My response was flirty in...
Hypothermiaby oggbashan © Copyright Oggbashan April 2003 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.****************I have a fantasy of sharing a bed with two attractive young women preferably naked. Most adult males would share that fantasy. I never expected it to happen or if it...
There was something very special about Athena. I knew it right away from the moment we met. It was more than the fact that her hair framed her face like gilt around the most perfect of portraits. It was more than the fact that she took life as a game and played it. She was carefree without being spoiled. She was innocent without guile. She was unique. It was remarkable, really, that she was so enchanting, so child like, so incredibly unselfish. She had been born into wealth. Her father had...
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“I don't like it” Ian muttered before taking a sip of his jet black coffee. “Don't like what?” Marco asked in between bites of his reheated chicken parmesan. The two sat in one of Athena Corp's many cafeterias. They were chatting over lunch, as they did most days. The talk of fellow co-workers buzzed around them. It was a cacophony of commiseration over the many drastic changes to the corporate hierarchy in recent weeks. “What do you think I'm talking about?!? The shakeup! The layoffs....