Maxi and Viagra
I couldn’t be bothered by guessing games just then so I retorted, “A big turd in the toilet?” Without pause she fired back, “Not since you got out of it.” I hooked the water hose up to the spigot, “What do you want?” She held out a closed fist, “Dad left some pills in the bathroom, is this what I think it is?” she opened her hand to show me what she held. A big blue pill, kind of fat in the middle with round pointy ends, “The bottle didn’t have a label but I think this is Viagra.” That...