Gunther The Reindeer Handler Does Candy Claus
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Judy came up for a visit just before they were going to leave for tour number one, stayed for a week or so enjoying everyone's company, and sitting in the studio every day with Billy while he recorded some of the sessions before leaving for the city.
Bob caught up with her one afternoon and they both took a long walk into the forest around the property.
"What are you thinking about," asked Bob softly?
"I don't know Bob, I just can't get over how much she's matured in, what, six months. Being away from home is definitely agreeing with her."
Bob nodded but remained silent so she could collect her thoughts.
"She calls me three or four times a week and we talk for what seems like hours. It's almost like she's sitting across the table from me, but she's not there."
With a loud guffaw, she said "I'm thinking about getting a cardboard cutout to put in the chair across the table. When Maggie stops by we can just put it away."
They walked a bit more then stopped to sit on a log on the side of the trail. Bob could tell that Judy was missing her "baby". Maggie leaving home was one thing, but Chelly is her baby girl, and he could tell it was hard for her.
"So, how's she doing," Judy asked with a sigh, looking into Bob's eyes.
"She's doing fantastically Judy. She's nearly mastered all of the new synthesizers and with only about week or so before the first tour, she's got them down for when we hit the road."
As an afterthought, "Oh, like all the girls, she's got about eighteen million in the bank so far."
He thought Judy's eyes were going to bug out.
Then he asked, "Are you planning on coming to any of the shows?"
Having recovered from the shock, Judy smiled and answered, "I'd like to come to all of them, but I don't think that's possible, and I don't think Chelly needs a clinging mother bugging her while she's trying to concentrate on a naked audience."
Bob laughed. Chelly had obviously told her what Heather's professor had said, and that all four girls are going to be seeing a lot of naked people. Judy laughed along with him, picturing a stadium or concert hall full of fifteen thousand plus naked people.
"Judy, you're welcome at any of our shows. You just need to let us know at least a day ahead so that we can arrange a band pass for you. I think Janell's mom and brother are going to come to one of the LA shows, and Maryanne's folks to San Diego. The plan is to do two shows at each stop, and we'll be making 2 stops in San Francisco this first tour. Tentatively Bill's working on Vancouver, Calgary, one show in Edmonton, then Boise, Salt Lake City, and Denver for the second tour. We haven't thought much beyond that yet."
"Are you going to go overseas?" Judy asked somewhat anxiously.
"I don't see how we can avoid it. Half our sales are in Europe and Japan. If it were up to me, and it sort of is, other than I've turned that part over to Billy and his staff, I would do Cabo or Cancun, maybe both, Rio, London, maybe Moscow, Berlin, Paris, Rome, Singapore, Perth, Sydney, Brisbane, maybe Ho Chi Minh City, that used to be Saigon, Hong Kong, and then to Tokyo to finish the international part. On the way back we can hit Hilo, then Honolulu for a few shows and do a couple three weeks R&R at the beach on Maui."
"That's pretty ambitious, don't you think?"
"Yes." After a short pause, "Yes it is, but we may only do one international tour like that, so I'd like to bill it as These Girls Around the World Tour, and then book them around the world, literally. It will probably be the longest tour we'll ever do."
"Yeah. That will turn into a few months on the road."
"Yeah, more than a few months. I like having lots of time between the shows. I don't want the girls to burn out the way I did when I first started out with 260 shows in a row in 14 months. That's insane, but we did it. Fortunately with the girls the scenery will always be changing, so it certainly won't get totally boring, and I've been to most of those venues, so I have a fair idea of the downsides. We'll just try to avoid them."
Judy asked with a chuckle, "Do you need any roadies for that tour?"
"We can always use roadies sweetheart, but it's not an easy life! The roadies actually work ten times as hard as we do. We'll be treating our roadies a bit differently than most bands, so we hope to keep them all for all the tours."
"I'm kidding, that's all Chelly would need. Though it might be fun to fly out to Sydney," she lamented. "Maybe I'll see if Janell's mom and Maryanne's folks want to spend some time in Hawaii. I'm sure we could all find something to do that wouldn't interrupt anything.
"Well, Hawaii is going to be R&R for the most part. As long as we're there I'd like to do a show or two in Hilo, and a couple in Honolulu before heading to Maui to relax for a few weeks or a month."
"If you end up with that schedule pass it along Bob. I'll let the families know it's in the works and that as soon as it's scheduled we can decide if we can fit any of it in."
"You'll know at least a year in advance I would think," said Bob. "An international tour takes a lot of coordination, what with, visas, passports, customs for all the instruments. Sometimes it can be a fucking nightmare. The big positive is that we'll be in our own jet so we won't be subject to the commercial airline nightmare."
Then he added, "We're purposely avoiding the Middle East. I don't want to expose the girls to that level of insanity. It's just not worth the stress involved in safety and security. Maybe once they can all get along, if it's before were feeble and using walkers, we can reconsider, but for now, no way."
"I understand completely," Judy commented. "You remember those two young violinists that were touring the world and actually canceled a show or two scheduled in Saudi Arabia I think it was." *
Bob nodded, and she continued, "I think they made the right choice. They were there to play music not to play politics. Since the powers that be couldn't seem to separate the two ... I really think they did the right thing."
Bob nodded again, "Yeah, those two were phenomenal artists. I hope our four can handle the bullshit as well as those two youngsters did."
Then thoughtfully adding, "I'll tell you Judy, sometimes this business really sucks. Just let us perform without all the assholes and kiss asses we have to deal with along the way."
"Very few of the promoters are worth more than a cold bucket of shit, and I really get tired of dealing with all of their two-bit lackey's. That's one reason I turned the business side over to Bill; he loves that crap. He makes it a big game and he rarely loses. I just get pissed off and want to hit someone."
"Don't EVEN get me started on the media," he said with disdain. "You want to talk media and attitude? Go mention it to Heather."
Judy laughed, and nodded her head. "The media wasn't very kind to those two young girls, but it seems like they managed."
"Yeah, but they had to leave the country to do it," Bob said with some disgust. "And it was over bullshit. Personal shit that is nobody's damned business, but the fucking press just hounds and hounds and hounds. I think they get a tooth in and just won't let go. They're worse than a Pitt Bull, well, except the dog usually has some conscience. I sure hope we can all deal with it. Like I said, I just feel like I want to hit some of those jerks."
Then added, "I think I read somewhere that they're back in the country but not doing any more live performances. It's too bad, I saw one of their shows in LA and the vibe was absolutely electric. Man, they were good."
"Their road manager, Bob, is a real trip. I don't now how he puts up with all the surrounding bullshit, but he does it with grace."
They walked back to the compound and were met by Bill and Maryanne just hanging out in a gazebo. They sat down and talked with them for a while. It wasn't long before the rest of the girls had joined them for a lively banter session.
Michelle came in and immediately sat next to her mom. Bob could see that Judy was pleased. Chelly was well aware of her mom's mixed feelings.
"You coming to any shows mom?" Chelly asked.
"Bob and I were just talking about that, Honey. I think I might make some of them, but you don't need your mother hanging around."
"I know it's been hard mom, but you have to know like coming here for visits, you are welcome to come to the shows. We just need to know so we can get you a stage pass. I'll see if Bill can get you a photo pass, so all you have to do is show it and they'll either let you in or call one of us to the door."
Judy smiled warmly at her daughter and nodded her head. Bob looked on knowing there were some very mixed emotions on Judy's part. She heard what her daughter said, but knew also that she would be in the way and really needed to let go of the empty feeling she's had since Chelly left.
Maggie stops by far more often now, which isn't to say that she was avoiding Michelle. Quite the contrary, they both love each other very much, but Maggie also has a feel for what her mom is going through and tries to be there for her.
After a short time, Chelly stood up and asked Judy if she wanted to take a walk, the universal signal for "I have some private stuff for you". Judy stood up, they excused themselves and started down a different trail than Bob, and Judy had just used.
"How many trails are here?" Judy asked.
"I haven't got a clue. We've been here six months and I don't think we've found half of them yet. Bob's got a pretty good layout, and you really can't see other trails from the one you're on."
"Amazing," Judy observed.
"Mom, how are you doing, really?" asked Chelly quite seriously.
"I'm doing ok, Honey. I miss you bad some times, but I also know that part of life is raising your kids and then letting them fly with their own wings. I think it's hardest for me because you're my baby."
Chelly just acknowledged what her mother had said, and they sat on one of the logs that had been carved out of a huge downed redwood to make a seat along the side of the trail.
"Maggie comes over every couple days now, so that's really a good thing. I was getting the feeling that I drove her out and that's why she wasn't coming home that often, but I guess it was just that she knew you were there to keep me company and didn't want to infringe on our time."
"How are you doing with work and stuff?" Chelly asked.
"Oh, it's so-so. The bastards want to cut our hours again telling us that we're not making enough money, but remember I work in finance. They're not hurting for money, they're just fucking greedy. They end up laying off a few and just putting all the extra work on everyone else and expect everyone to just take it on. Honestly, I'm getting tired of it!"
"When was the last time you looked at your bank statement?" Chelly asked slyly. She knew Judy rarely looked at the bank information because it was always too depressing for her.
Judy worked hard for what seemed like very little and both of her daughters understood the sacrifices they'd all made being by themselves. They had a roof over their heads, food in their stomachs and warm clothes to wear, but there weren't a lot of frills but the girls never really lacked anything they needed.
When Judy sent Chelly to music lessons, it was a little strain, but it needed to be done. She was thankful now that she'd done it, though rock and roll wasn't her chosen path. They weren't poor by any stretch, but they certainly weren't wealthy.
"Why honey?" Judy looked at her concerned. "Is there something wrong with it?"
Then thinking about it asked, "Besides, how the hell would you know?"
Chelly looked at her mom with a smile, "I don't know mom, I just wondered."
Seeing the look on Michelle's face she queried, "Chelly, what have you done?"
Chell cackled softly and said, "If you haven't looked, I haven't done anything."
"Michelle Maria Tejano," Judy was getting a little exasperated. Mom was coming out.
"Mom, don't worry about it ok? I just made a small deposit for you."
"WHAT?? How? Can you do that?"
"Yeah, you'd be surprised how easy it is to put money in someone's account even though you have no access to get it back out."
"Chelly, what the hell have you done?"
"I told you Mom," she said mysteriously. "I made a small deposit in your account. You'll see it the next time you really LOOK at your bank statement."
"I can't believe you Chelly. You don't need to be doing things like that."
Chelly smiled warmly at her mother, put her arms around Judy and said, "It's the least I can do for the woman who raised me. Honestly, caring, loving, strict ... sometimes too damned strict," she chuckled, "but I understand now. Do I need to say any more?"
Judy looked at Chelly through big tears getting all emotional knowing that her youngest daughter now understood at least a little of what she had put her mother through growing up. Normal stuff!
"Chelly," Judy choked through her sobs, "What is a 'small deposit' to you?"
"Let's just say you won't be bouncing any checks any time soon, and if you want to pay off your credit cards and quit your job, you have the option," Chelly said with a grin.
"Chelly, You can't do that!"
"Too late," Chell said with a grin!
"Oh my god, ship her off to make a few dollars and she's giving it away. What am I going to do with you?"
"You're going to keep loving me mom. Like Bob said that first night at the house, 'It's only money'. Mom, it's only been six months, and I already have more money in the bank than I will probably ever use for myself. You sacrificed a lot of your life for me, for Maggie. You brought us up right, and this is my opportunity to give back to you. Mom, I can never repay you for my life. I could give you every cent I have and it wouldn't be enough. Just humor me, okay?"
Chelly reached out to hug her mother more tightly and they both held each other tightly both sobbing openly.
Bob and Heather came rapidly up the trail and spotting the two women embracing, slowed their pace to make sure Judy and Chelly had either heard or seen them.
"We heard crying," Heather said quickly.
"Is everything alright?" asked Bob.
Judy looked up at them with bleary eyes and nodded, "Yes, everything is fine." Then looking at Chelly said, "I think it may be too fine."
Chelly giggled and wiped the tears from her eyes with the sleeve of her shirt and watched both Bob and Heather's looks turn to a "Huh" look.
Chelly looked up at them and said, "I just told mom that I made a small deposit into her bank account so she could pay some bills and other stuff."
"She said I won't bounce any checks, I can pay off my credit cards, and believe me she knows the balance of those damned things, and that," looking up at the two with renewed sobs, "she said I can quit my job."
Heather just sat down next to Judy and brought her face up so that she could look her in the eyes. She started crying herself and said to her, "Judy, I'd give up every penny I have to have my parents back, even if only for one day, so that I could let them know how much I loved them."
Now everyone was in tears because everyone knew Heathers pain, and that she truly meant exactly what she had said. But Judy also knew that the McArthur's knew how much Heather loved them. They'd said so many times at get togethers and parties.
Judy placed her hands on either side of Heathers face and looking deeply into her eyes told her, "Your mom and dad knew how much you loved them sweetie. Believe me, they knew, and I also know how much they loved you. Please Heather, never doubt their love or their knowledge of yours."
Heather wrapped her arms around Judy and both cried for a long time with Bob and Chelly on either side giving support. It wasn't long before Bill and Maryanne showed on the trail wondering what all the fuss was about. Bob saw them and just signaled that everything was ok, and to just leave them all to themselves for now.
Bill gave him thumbs up and it looked like he had to nearly drag Maryanne away whispering to her. She looked back over her shoulder but Bob gave her the thumbs up and waved them away.
After a few more tears things quieted down a little and they were just talking quietly amongst themselves. Everyone was lightening up a bit and things were getting less somber. There were even some chuckles over a few of the things they talked about.
Suddenly Heather seemed to remember something, and pulled Judy over towards her and put her face away from Bob and Chelly so that she could whisper softly into Judy's ear without the others hearing.
"Judy," Heather whispered very quietly, "I have to tell you, Chelly finally got her pussy stuffed."
Judy's head snapped back with shocked surprise and looked in Heathers eyes. She started to laugh hysterically. She was laughing so hard her sides ached. She looked over at Chelly and laughed even harder.
Of course Chelly was wondering what the hell was so funny, so asked, "What? It has to be funny, so share!"
Judy looked at Heather and they were both rolling they were laughing so hard. This had definitely broken any residual tension that may have been floating around them. Judy looked at Chelly like she was going to say something and as soon as she saw Chelly's face, started laughing hysterically again. She was losing control!
They finally all got up and began to walk back down towards the house, Bob with his arm around Heather, Judy, and Chelly holding hands. Chelly giving her mother sideways glances, but each time she did and got caught, Judy would just start laughing again...
Bob looked at Heather with a queried look. She looked back and smiled brightly with a smug look on her face. He whispered to her, "Well, are you going to tell me?"
Heather looked at him and began to laugh again, but shook her head, "Nope."
So, laughing, they got back to the house and caught up with Bill and Maryanne who gave them all really strange looks when they bounced in laughing so hard. The last time they'd seen everyone they were crying.
"What's that about," Maryanne threw out to nobody in particular.
Heather looked at Judy and both started to laugh again, but she managed to choke out, "I just told Judy about something that I'd remembered, and it's pretty funny."
When Chelly heard that she looked at Heather and gasped, "You didn't ... Did you?" Chelly's eyes conveyed extreme shock and got huge when she was addressing Heather.
Heather just nodded her head and began to laugh hysterically again.
"Heather ... Shit ... I don't believe you would tell my mother THAT," Chelly said incredulously. She started to blush brightly, and then looking at Judy started to giggle and chuckle herself.
Maryanne, clueless, looked at Heather, and exasperated asked, "Good god, what did you tell her Heather?"
Judy looked at Chelly, who now knew what she was laughing at, and said to Maryanne, "Heather told my mother, Maryanne, that I'd had my pussy stuffed."
This caused both Judy and Heather to start all over again. Maryanne's jaw dropped, and now Bob was laughing too.
Once they had all recovered a little, they sat around the table in the kitchen and everyone heard the story about Michelle and Judy's prediction about Chelly getting stuffed.
A couple days later Judy headed for home and the group went back to their routines. Bob was only doing practice every other day by this time. He'd told them that they didn't need the practice because they already had everything down. There was something called "too sharp".
"We'll do a couple concentrated sessions before we leave," he told them. "I think it'll be a good idea to play at least the first three sets all the way through before we hit San Francisco. That's the same as doing the first show, it'll give you a better feel for the cadence we'll try for on the stage."
Bob handed out sheets to show everyone the first three sets and the encore that they figured to do the first night. After taking a look at the schedule they sat and discussed the list and their options.
The first show was to have the standard three sets and an encore. This is the list for the first show.
Show 1 Set 1 36m:59s
The Feeling Begins - Peter Gabriel
Helplessly Hoping - Crosby, Stills, & Nash
Sunset Grille - Don Henley
Devil Inside - INXS
Compared to what - Les McCann/Eddie Harris
A kind of Magic - Queen
Walking towards paradise - Robert Plant
So you want to be a rock and roll star - The Byrds
Show 1 Set 2 43m:37s
Beach Boys Medley 22m:37s
Be True To Your School
Dance, Dance, Dance
Catch a Wave
Little Deuce Coupe
Fun, Fun, Fun
Shut Down
Surfin' Safari
Surfin' USA
Surfer Girl
In My Room
California Girls
Shoot out at the fantasy factory - Traffic
Lawyers, Guns and Money - Warren Zevon
My heads in Mississippi - ZZ Top
Susie Q - Creedence Clearwater Revival
Show 1 Set 3 43m:21s
Classical Gas - Mason Williams -- Done by Bob, Maryanne, finished by Heather
Black Velvet - Alannnah Myles
Sweet Dreams - The Eurythmics
Wake up little Susie - The Everly Brothers
Hole Hearted - Extreme
Gold Dust Woman - Fleetwood Mac
Freedom 90 - George Michael
Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty
Spring - Leah West
The Heart of Rock and Roll - Huey Lewis & the News
Encore - (1) 10m:16s
Hot for Teacher - Van Halen
Dust in the Wind - Kansas
Where Have all the Flowers Gone - The Kingston Trio
Find the Cost of Freedom - Crosby, Stills, & Nash (Acoustic) -- Vocals a Capella
They reviewed the first shows offering and made some adjustments to add additional continuity, but for the most part they were all happy with the choices of music. They were going to script ten of them, so this was just the first.
Bob looked around the room and decided to discuss some of the observations he'd made over the months, things that could enhance the overall feel and look of the band on the stage. The girls listened with great interest.
"Something I've noticed in practices, is that once the music starts and the 'show's going', Janell takes control of determining the pace. I've also observed that Heather is, more or less, the 'boss' and you all look to her for that leadership, but Heather always defers that leadership role to Jan to set the pace once the music starts. Jan, you're excellent at doing that and you keep us all on track."
"That said," he noted with a smirk, "I like to screw around a little because it keeps the fun in what we're doing. I've impressed on you that we should just tick off the tunes and be professional in all that we do, but we still have to have some fun. Trust me, by the third or fourth show, you're going to want some levity. Understand there is more to doing a show than just the music. The music is important, but so is how it's presented."
Then looking directly at Janell, "I love the way you click the numbers off and keep us on pace Jan, but we also need to have some fun. It doesn't mean we dick around, we just need to be light with ourselves."
Bob looked around the room to see how these observations were being received ... So far so good, "I think we are all anal about our music, but sometimes we can be too anal. Do you remember what Billy said in the booth that day when we were getting you guys ready for the first fill ins?"
Looking around seeing blank faces he continued, "When Jan said she'd get pissed off if she spent hours doing a fill in and it wasn't used? It's part of how we get to perfection, and that there were six of us striving for the same goal."
They looked around at each other and nodded letting Bob know that they remembered the conversation.
"So we need to mess with each other, maybe even tell a few jokes, just to keep things light, but like everything else we do on the stage, Jan should be in charge of the timing. Like between a set of tunes, instead of clicking off immediately, you can say something, maybe like a "yeah", which tells the rest of us we can have a few seconds to give something different to our audience. Then when that "time" is up, you just say something like "ok" which is like the 10 second mark, and in 10 seconds you click us into the next number. Or if what's going on needs more than an additional 10 seconds, the "ok" signal can let whoever is "screwing around" that once they're done, everyone will hear the clicks. Jan is extremely proficient at managing the pace. I think you all have made an excellent choice in our stage leader." Bob looked at Jan with a smile and nodded his head reinforcing what he'd just said. Jan blushed a little, but smiled back.
"We can even mess around a little while we're doing a song. Like Chelly and Maryanne or Hey and me, or any combination just messing with each other. Not to mess up the music but to give the audience the impression that we are having a lot of fun entertaining them. As serious as we are, we do find it fun to do what we do! We need for the audience to sense that as well. It's called showmanship. We're not just musicians, we're also entertainers."
"If we're too serious, we'll appear stiff, and the audience will sense that stiffness. It may even detract from their enjoyment. We need to interact with them - maybe even do a few sing-along tunes. Hell, our audiences will probably know every tune we do, so a sing along isn't out of the question. Lola is a prime example."
Then chuckling, "Shit, one thing we can do for some laughs is just have Jan stand up so everyone can see her get-up. One of us can make a comment about it to draw attention to her appearance."
Then after a thoughtful second or two, "It could be one of the times she swaps headbands or takes a big swig of water. Something that the audience will be able to see that we're having fun with it too."
Everyone laughed loudly at that, even Jan, but she did scrunch up her face and give Bob a mock dirty look.
"Another thing we can do, is Jan can do her 'stand up' during the first set, and when we all come out for the second set, we can all have changed into something similar to what Jan is wearing."
Then looking at the smirks all around, "No, I will NOT put on a hot pink sports bra!" They all laughed at that, but got Bob's point and knew he "heard" what they had been thinking.
Then with a huge grin added, "Although, now that I think about it, I could put on a hot pink something to make it look like that's what I'm wearing. That should be worth some laughs and comments from you guys; let them fly. Then we get into playing, and every so often during that set you can make more comments about 'Bob's hot pink whatever it is'. The audience will get into the whole thing."
"We'll get laughs with those kinds of antics, and it will keep the show light and interesting. It's all to enhance the enjoyment of the music. We're not comedians, so it's just a little short side shit, but think about it.
It doesn't have to be rehearsed either, just ad-lib. You can also work with each other to come up with some routines that the rest of us don't know, so it's spontaneous. If it is spontaneous, it will feel spontaneous."
Again everyone laughed, and nodded their heads. Chelly picked up looking at Jan and with a giggle, "Jan will have to tell us where she gets her wardrobe."
Jan looked at Chelly with a bright sparkle in her eyes, and stuck her tongue out at her.
"Careful Honey, I'll give you something to do with that," Bob said before he could call it back. He hadn't meant to let that one fly, but it was too late now.
"Ok," Jan said with a gleam in her eye. "Your room or mine?"
Everyone's jaws dropped, and they all looked at Jan like she'd grown a third eye, but Jan just giggled, "I can't help it. I liked it."
Bob knew what she was referring to, but didn't think anyone else did until Maryanne quipped with a grin, "Tasty, Jan? You little devil you! And all this time..."
"Annie," Jan whined blushing brightly, knowing everyone now knew, as if they hadn't before, she had very much enjoyed her oral experience.
"Does that make sense to you all?" he asked trying to change the subject. "Any other ideas or suggestions?"
Once they were refocused, consensus was that it was a good idea but that they'd have to work on how to accomplish it since it wasn't a "natural" thing for them to do while playing. They needed to become "natural" things in their routine, and there was nothing that said that some of them couldn't be rehearsed.
Heather chuckled about being the "boss", but understood what Bob was saying and Jan acknowledged that she was pretty anal about the timing, which is why the group looked to her for the timing. Besides, she had the sticks and they were more unobtrusive than one of the others saying, "One, two, three..."
She was thinking about Max and the crazy sex they had last week nonstop since it had happened. Her pussy or "Cunt" as she was now calling it because Max had called it that and it now pleased her to call her betraying vagina a cunt. Her cunt was back to normal. For a few days after 'having coffee' with Max it was sore and stretched. Very tender and leaking his cum. She smelled and tasted it for days. On the third day she could still get small traces but she really had to force her fingers...
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En peyar Vimal, en vayathu 26 aagugirathu. Enaku veetil pen paarthu kondu irukiraargal, enaku oru thangai irukiraal aval peyar ananthi vayathu 22 aagugirathu. En thangai parka azhagaga sexiyaaga irupaal, aval mulai perithaaga sexiyaaga irukum. Engal veetil adikadi mutton kari eduthu seivaargal. Naangal kari athigamaaga sapiduvathaal sunniyil vinthu irunthu konde irukum. Naan adikadi kai pazhakam seithu konde irupen, en thangai athu pondu thaan oru naal padukayil paduthu kondu irukum pozhuthu...
So there I was. Detention. As usual. Girls like me ended up there a lot. I'm your stereotypical punk rock fuck up, a troublemaker. And so at 3:38, as usually, I was in room 204, Detention. I sat there looking down at homework, pretending I was doing it. Just then, Heather Sanchez, the feisty Hispanic homecoming queen came waltzing through the door. She took a seat down next to me, and I gave her a shocked look. I mean, who'd imagine that the perfect teenage girl would end up next to me? There...
LesbianMarilyn’s parents and Andy’s Dad met the train. Andy was carrying her suitcase, her book bag, and his own suitcase. His dad took Andy’s suitcase and walked with them until Andy put her stuff in the trunk. Then they took their goodbyes. Andy had his suitcase back when they walked away. “Really, dear, did he have to come to the car with you?” Mom asked. “Well, you noticed, didn’t you, that he carried my luggage to the car. If you wanted him to leave me, Dad could have taken my suitcase. I...
We woke up mid morning the next day. I rang down to the servants house and asked that breakfast be served in about an hour. I hustled Candace into the shower, telling Candy that we couldn't play; I had a big day planned for us. And that of course set off a round of what? and why won't you tell me, and I don't care if it's a surprise, which finally ended with several swats to the ass cheeks and a gesture towards the shower. Point made, game, set, match; for now anyway. I went through...
Note : This story is completely fictional!In nineteen forty six Thelma Lou Anderson was married with three kids. Linda was the oldest. She was sixteen. Guy and George was ten and Guy seven. Thelma owned a beauty shop in Kansas City. She suspected her husband Lawerance was cheating on her again. She followed him one day when he thought she was at work and saw him go into a house. A woman opened the door and he went in. That was all the proof she needed. She went home and packed her suitcase and...
IncestKnowing she was now officially a patient under Dr. Conseil Amy felt herself shudder at the thought of continued therapy. Try as she might, she couldn’t help but wonder what was in store for her on Friday. It was gnawing at her, filling her with a morbid curiosity. Throughout the week she kept up with her normal life as best she could. It was a struggle to attend her Sports and Physical health lectures as well as gymnastics training, but she was doing her best to at least show up. That was...
Chapter 1 - www.sexstories.com/story/106487/ Chapter 2 - www.sexstories.com/story/106545/ Amy woke up at ten in the morning feeling well-rested. For weeks she had woken up tired, from restless nights full of terrors, but ever since she indulged in her masturbatory exercises she felt energised again. Oh how she had missed those lazy Saturday mornings where she could sleep in, uninterrupted by fear or paranoia. She started her weekend with some light stretches, followed by a healthy...
When we returned home I took Candace to my bedroom, laid her on her back on my bed, and tied her hands and ankles to the head and foot boards of the bed. I kissed her lightly on her lips, then began to kiss and nibble on her cheeks, eyelids, forehead, around to her ears and her neck. Her body was stock still but her breathing was quick and shallow. When I got to the front of her neck I began to work my way down the front of her body. I grabbed the scissors I left on the bed table and cut her...
Mother Ethel always enjoyed the short walk to the train station. It was beautiful Autumnal morning and Mother Ethel took the opportunity to walk to the train station as she knew that she had a very busy day ahead. Those that saw Mother Ethel along the way bowed reverently,they knew that Mother Ethel was a Nun of the Monastery of Repentance and when a Nun or a Monk walked past it was polite to bow, for many knew what the Nun's and Monk's of the Monastery were capable of. As Mother Ethel strolled...
The girls all scattered to the four winds to talk to their parents about the impending move and what it would mean for their future careers. Their parents had always been extremely supportive of their daughter's musical endeavors so there was very little chance that any of the parents would object to the move. They did try to quell some of the enthusiasm by giving them some sobering statistics about success vs. failure in the music industry. They let them know it would take a lot of hard...
About a week after our last outing, I was waiting for Heather by her locker before lunch. She came right on time, and I was greeted with a kiss. "Hey babe. You ready for lunch?" I asked her "Actually, I was thinking we could have a different sort of lunch today. How does that sound?" she replied. I could barely concentrate on what she was saying with those gorgeous tits almost falling out of her skin tight tank top. She turned to put a book into her locker, and I could see the bottom curve of...
LesbianCynthia Carter paced impatiently back and forth along the train platform as she waited for the 7:10 from New York City to arrive. The station manager had made some sort of announcement about a small track fire causing a minor delay, but Cynthia really hadn't paid it too much attention. All she knew that the longer it took Courtney to arrive, the less time they would have to spend together over the weekend. Running her fingers through her short graying blonde hair, the 62 year old newspaper...
The affair between Julie Jenkinson and her now eighteen-year-old son Christopher was not abating and they were having sex,on average, three times a day.Julie had purchased a cane as one of Christopher's eighteenth birthday presents and he now felt that across his arse more frequently than his mothers hairbrush with him usually wearing female clothing when the beatings were administered although they had long ceased to be punishments as both parties got pleasure from them.For a change Julie was...
IncestDot, Dorothea, and Dick Chapter One Dear sister: I found this letter among some others, scrolled up and tied with purple ribbon, in a chest belonging to our great grandfather. The name Charles has belonged to several in our family line, but I believe I know the one who received and saved this letter, and kept it preserved for so many years. I believe the letter speaks for itself, so I will now offer it up to you. Dearest Charles: I hope this missive finds you in such good...
"... the hero Theseus, having killed the Minotaur, was reunited with Princess Ariadne. They fled to his ship and sailed with the dawn, leaving turmoil behind them. "The Gods were angry, especially mighty Poseidon, ruler of the waves. Theseus' ship was dashed this way and that, finally fetching up on the island of Naxos. When he could Theseus borrowed a ship from the King of Naxos, sailing to his native Athens and promising to return for Ariadne. In his haste he neglected to change his sail....
After her game ended early in an easy win, I offer awesome attractive Anne an arm and stroll her down the slope from Canterbury Campus to the Cathedral. We pick a table at Cathedral square's corner. During lunch we try to figure out how English religion works. While I understand the Protestant bits, Anne knows they also have (arch)bishops like in Catholicism. Actually Canterbury Cathedral hosts an Archbishop, even the highest one in ranking. The guy who conducts Royal Weddings - like in St....
Cu ceva timp in urma, un prieten de familie mi-a povestit o intamplare pe care a trait-o vara trecuta in concediu, impreuna cu sotia lui. Pentru ca a citit si i-au placut fanteziile erotice publicate de mine pe site-ul asta, m-a rugat sa scriu eu povestea lui si s-o postez aici. Am acceptat pentru ca mi s-a parut foarte interesanta experienta traita de el, cu atat mai mult cu cat atinge o latura destul de sensibila si de controversata a sexualitatii. Marturisesc ca nu mi-a fost deloc usor,...
Cu ceva timp in urma, un prieten de familie mi-a povestit o intamplare pe care a trait-o vara trecuta in concediu, impreuna cu sotia lui. Pentru ca a citit si i-au placut fanteziile erotice publicate de mine pe site-ul asta, m-a rugat sa scriu eu povestea lui si s-o postez aici. Am acceptat pentru ca mi s-a parut foarte interesanta experienta traita de el, cu atat mai mult cu cat atinge o latura destul de sensibila si de controversata a sexualitatii. Marturisesc ca nu mi-a fost deloc usor,...
Chapter 11: Althea, the School Girl The infernal screeching of the alarm clock awoke Cal from his reverie. He had been up for about a half-hour, but he had only been lying in bed next to the love of his life. Althea's arms were still clutched about him as he stealthily clicked the snooze button, assuming that it was six o' five in the morning, his usual waking time during the school week. He had been thinking long and hard about the previous two nights. Evan... what have you become? He...
The more she talked the harder my cock got. She told me that starting at the age of 8 when I tied her up, she would go to her room afterwards and play with her slit. When she was 9 her clit made its' first appearance and she began getting mini orgasms. By the time we quit when she was 10 she was having orgasms while I was tying her. That was one of the reasons she quit, she was getting embarrassed about it and didn't want me to see. She continued to play with herself, but to make up for not...
Our Last Day of School. I can’t believe it. This is my last day of school, I thought, not sure how I felt now that the long awaited day was here. Stepping out into the beautiful sunny afternoon, heading toward the group of waiting yellow school buses I breathed a sigh of relief. I was glad school was finished. Throughout High School like a ship at sea, I had plotted my course, studying hard. However, the Scholarship that many felt I had rightfully won had somehow ended up going to one of...
“What’s wrong? What’s wrong?”Anthea looked up at her mum as she sat down at the dining table. “Nothing is wrong,” Anthea responded watching as her mum hurriedly dried her hands with a tea towel.“Is the baby okay? Are you okay? Is Jack okay?” she asked as her husband came into the room and pulled up a seat at the table.“We’re all fine Mum,” she responded exasperated with her mum’s anxiety. “I have something to tell you.”“Sit down Helen,” her dad snapped. “Give the lass a chance to speak.”Anthea...
THE PROBLEM WITH VISITING BROTHELS Arabian Nights World Story 3 I'm another unfortunate friend of Asam, being his friend is clearly quite a dangerous occupation. My name once was Paul, not anymore I'm afraid. Like John I also took up Asam's offer of a visit to the Arabian world and like him I went on a tour of the brothels and the slave markets of that fascinating place. My tastes however where cheaper than John's and I found I preferred to frequent the more seedy establishments...
Sally Liebowitz hummed a tune as she walked down East 53rd st. It was a beautiful Friday afternoon and she was on her way to have dinner with her Grandmother. Actually she was several hours early for her usual Friday Dinner but it was such a beautiful spring afternoon she had skipped a boring lecture at the City University. One of the conditions her parents had set when they agreed to let her move back into the city while she attended college, was that she check in with her grandmother at...
DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE UNDER 18OR EASILY OFFENDED BY SEXUAL MATERIAL, BONDAGE, DISCIPLINE, FEMALE SUBMISSION OROTHER SEXUAL SITUATIONS. Ms Americana/Brenda Wade andLydia Wills/Flag Girl are the creations of Mr. X. I came up with the othervillains. Please direct all comments andfeedback to [email protected]. Put Ms Americana or Story feedback insubject line, otherwise I might think it is spam and delete. MS AMERICANA: THE PALACE By Thom Gall Sugar...
We made many trips to the adult theaters in the Denver area where Cheryl spent many hours entertaining the various males there. She would always wear a slutty outfit so the guys knew she was there to suck and fuck as much cock as she wanted.On several occasions I took her to the adult theater during the day, dropping her off and picking her back up an hour or so later. The guys there during the day were a different crowd, not in a bad way, just a different set of men who normally did not visit...
My Golden Summer with Blythe – Part 2 Josh’s childhood dream girl visits him in San Francisco. The Return of Blythe Coming from a small farming community, San Francisco proved to be everything Josh had ever imagined – and then some. He loved the freewheeling atmosphere – the friendliness – in short, he fell in love with the city by the Bay. Because of early retirements, and dedication to his work, he had advanced much quicker than he had ever expected. Arriving at his chic little Apartment...
Uther By Ellie Dauber (c) 2006 Introduction According to the legends of King Arthur, Merlin changed Uther Pendragon into a double for Duke Gorlois, so he could spend the night with Ygraine, the Duke's wife. Ygraine and Gorlois had three daughters: Elaine, Morgause, and Morgan le Faye. During their time together, Ygraine became pregnant with the child who was to become King Arthur. Uther's men killed Gorlois that same night. This is my TG (of course) version of what...
Lucy Hogarth and Mary Littleton were now having lesbian sex at every opportunity and Mary had given Lucy another caning but Lucy found the caning strangely underwhelming because she now felt that she needed more than Mary could give her regarding corporal punishment.What Lucy wanted now was a real thrashing which she knew would be incredibly painful but she also knew that it would probably take her to heights of sexual stimulation that she had never reached before.When Lucy had taken the public...
Spankingedited by Master Ken Wednesday, September 4th, 2013 "Hi, I am Miss Blythe," I said to my class, writing my name on the whiteboard with a red dry-erase marker. "I will be your World History teacher." It was the first day of the new school year and, as I launched into the course syllabus, my thoughts kept drifting to that day in June at the end of the last term, when my Living God, the Holy Mark Glassner, walked into this very classroom and changed my very outlook on life. I didn't know...
Hi guys, first I have to say the main character is not anyway related to a certain hotel heiress that is sitting in a cell rat Hi guys, first I have to say the main character is not anyway related to a certain hotel heiress that is sitting in a cell rather than by pool. That would be wrong?Daris is a creation of my own. Ms Americana belongs to Mr. X. I hope you like this ENTIRELY FICTIONAL STORY. [email protected] If you are a minor, you shouldn?t be reading this story since...
The the wind howled around the quayside as I stepped onto terra firma for the first time in weeks, the wind threw sharp shards of ice to sting our faces as we looked up at the sails as they were finally furled and stowed as our captain grinned at our discomfiture, "Au revoir!" he joked as if he knew we should soon be recalled. Those such as were left, and we were few enough, I shuddered. My best uniform packed securely in my Valise, awaited me, and just a few more duties before I...
As he approached one of the hall's long mirrors he stopped to inspect himself. It was a familiar sight, the flowing, billowy French maid outfit surrounding his body. His arms and legs were outlined in silky, white stockings and arm-gloves. He wore pearl earrings and the lacy white collar around his neck was adorned with a beautiful pendant. It was a gift from mother that he wore every day, without fail. Jon's painted red lips and neatly applied eyeliner and blush were evidence that he was...
PREFACE:There are no sex acts in the story but the patient does have an orgasm as a result of the Ther****t’s physical examination. Part 1 is the Sex Therapy appointment from the patient’s point of view and part 2 is the same examination seen through the eyes of the Ther****t. I don’t think it matters which one you read first.I hope you enjoy it and will let me know what you think in any...
Introduction: Frigid MILF turned by one of her husbands young employees. Mistletoe, Candy Canes & a Lesbian Summary: Frigid MILF turned by one of her husbands young employees. Note 1: This story is dedicated to DAVE who requested it for his wife. Note 2: Thanks to MAB7991, goamz86 and LeAnn for editing this story. Mistletoe, Candy Canes & a Lesbian You havent had sex in over a year! I asked my colleague Dave, stunned by his admission a moment ago. He shook his head as he took another...
Ms. Americana story this time. I?m still experimenting with different form of stories, plots etc, searching for the formula that fits me the most. If you have any thoughts, don?t be afraid to write at: [email protected]. Americana belongs to Mr. X Ms. Americana: A slut is born Ms. Americana almost finished her usual night patrol through the Delta City. She kicked some pimps and criminals, saved two innocent girls from rape and found a hideout of the famous bank robbers. It was fruitful...
It was Thursday night, Couples Night. We were both filled with nervous excitement. Several weeks ago, while taking a detour around road construction, Gillian and I ran across an Adult theater. A wooden fence that provided some anonymity for the theater’s patrons when going from the parking lot to the theater surrounded it. A neon sign with the name Cinema 1 was glowing above the entrance. Gillian and I both had looked curiously and chatted the rest of the way home what it might be like to go...
Group SexKatherine stepped into her elegant living room and took a book from the shelf. She sat in a plush lounge chair, specifically selecting a chair in the back corner of the room next to an old dumbwaiter that was once used to ferry delicious meals from the downstairs kitchen to the dining room table. She planned to read the book for a short while, but she already knew her attention would soon be diverted. Tonight the dumbwaiter would once again be placed into service, except this time it would be...
Do you know of the porn site Motherless.com? You should. I’ve reviewed it a few times on my site, The Porn Dude, although it was for different genres every time. This time around, I’m going back to this place and looking at a specific and niche little category many of you are just begging me to cover. We’re looking at vintage porn today. While it doesn’t have the same resolution and quality as the porn you can find today, it’s definitely a genre of porn that has a lot of personality to it and...
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Motherless. A one-word website title that says everything it needs to say. This is a site where the rules are, more or less, completely thrown out the window, morality means absolutely nothing, and there is nobody to save you from it. Hedonism is God here.The site likely is also called this due to the fact that the girls who end up on motherless.com likely have no positive female influence in their lives to keep them from it. Motherless is the place parents spend their whole lives fearing that...
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What is it about Motherless that makes me fucking cum every time? Maybe it is how raw and amateur the porn on the site comes across as, or the content is just that fucking hot. Perhaps it is the fact that there is an astronomical amount of pornography just waiting for a dumb fuck like you to beat off to! I really don’t know, and frankly, I’m not going to pretend that I do.But what I do know is that if you love BBWs, the Motherless.com homepage will not be of much use! Preferably, head on over...
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Clothesline[This story is part of the Leather in Lawnville series.] Clothesline By DuskPetersonYou can tell a lot about a guy from where he shops. Take my friends, who have specialized tastes. Some of them spend their time at the hardware store, while others take an interest in our town's fabric shop, which has needles and pins that make them drool. Still others hang out at the department store, eyeing the cutlery collection. Somehow all of us end up rubbing shoulders at the town's jacket...
The Five Kingdoms of Arstoria had been embroiled in the Great Ancient War for centuries. The war came to an end when Kalace, the Wizard King conquered the five lands and brought them under his rule. Kalace, the Wizard King of Arstoria, conquered all of his opponents who were unable to deal with his overpowering magic. When Kalace had united the five kingdoms, he brought peace to the warring kingdoms and was revered and celebrated by his later generation. Kalace, however, had a dark weakness in...
FantasyI have always thought that my sister Denise and I were lucky to be raised by parents who taught us to be unprejudiced and accepting of all ethnicities. We grew up in the suburbs near Philadelphia, which has a sizeable Puerto Rican population, and we had a fairly representative mix of Caucasian, black, and Latino friends. My name is Ed, and this story takes place when I am 42 years old and Denise is 43. But first, it will be helpful for you to understand a little about our pasts. Denise was 17...
I have always thought that my sister Denise and I were lucky to be raised by parents who taught us to be unprejudiced and accepting of all ethnicities. We grew up in the suburbs near Philadelphia, which has a sizeable Puerto Rican population, and we had a representative mix of Caucasian, black, and Latino friends. My name is Ed, and this story takes place when I am forty-two years old and Denise is forty-three. But first, it will be helpful for you to understand a little about our pasts.Denise...
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