The Accidental Watch 8th in the STOPWATCH SeriesChapter 14
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"Nick? Which one is the parallel? Us ... or them?" Ed was perplexed.
"What do you mean? It has to be them." Now it was Professor Andropolis.
"Why would you say that?" Now Ed was worried.
"Because we've always been here." This was definitely Andropolis, the physics professor now.
Ed was stricken ... and looked it.
"Ed ... Mr. Huntly ... what's the matter?"
"In 2018, the world as I know it will come to an end."
"As you know it?" Nickolas, meaning in Greek, victory of the people, Andropolis, became very still ... very formal. "You're not from here, are you, Ed." That absolutely was NOT a question.
"No, sir ... I am not."
"Persephone?"
"No."
"Missy?"
"No."
"There's more?"
"Take my hand ... no ... wait." He took the sweep broom and thumped the handle on the rafters of the boat house.
"What do you need Nick?" shouted Persephone.
"It's Ed..."
"You need something, sweetie?"
"Is Missy up there?"
"Hi Ed."
"Would you please come down to the boat?" Ed asked. "Both of you." Ed motioned Nick, "We need to be on the boat for this."
"On the boat?"
"Yeah."
A clattering on the stairs, a head stuck in the second floor loft, "What's up? Hi Nick."
"Meet us on the boat ... you need warm clothes. Nick ... dress warm. Missy? Bring some winter clothes for me." Ed was all business now. Like when he took over preparing the town before the storm.
"Shopping?" Missy was grinning.
"Sure ... what the hell."
"Nick going too?" Now Missy was inquisitive.
"Yeah ... I think. Nick?" This might not work but Ed wasn't going to kidnap him.
"A physics experiment? Sure." They would have to beat him off with a stick to keep him from going.
"Nick ... if I worked for the government ... this would be above top secret. This is something the American government would love to have. Knowledge of this ... not use ... just knowing this ... works ... and telling the government ... with proof? You, yourself, would never see the light of day again. Any person or persons we have EVER had contact with ... even as little as shaking hands in church ... they would disappear. This whole town ... every inhabitant ... would end up in some secret prison ... the government would send in an entire town of agents to try and catch whoever showed up next." Ed looked Nick in the eyes. "Professor Andropolis? Still want to know?"
"That important?"
"This would destroy physics as we know it."
"This I gotta see. I'm in."
"Missy? Bring the book, ok?"
Missy took off to the house.
Twenty minutes later they were motoring away from their pier. They were the only boat on the water. The entire town as repairing storm damage. Anderson Salvage was raising sunk boats with a crane and barge and they were on the east end of the lake.
"We'll go to the hole. I hope the kids aren't there ... otherwise, we'll have to wait for nightfall." Ed was itching to show the boat.
"Missy? You have the conn."
"Nick ... come below."
Persephone was watching the sidescan sonar and the radar. They weren't something people from the twenties knew about.
"Hi Nick ... look here ... that's the hull of a schooner that sank in the lake 4 years ago. It was heavy enough to stay put when the water pulse went through and scoured the bottom of debris. Pentwater lake is really deep ... for a glacial melt lake. 293 feet. What I'm watching for is semi-submerged logs ... some of the logs were borderline light."
"What is this boat made of?"
"Fiberglass. It's is a fiber reinforced polymer made of a plastic matrix reinforced by fine fibers of glass. Fiberglass is a lightweight, extremely strong, and robust material. Its bulk strength and weight properties are also very favorable when compared to metals, and it can be easily formed using molding processes. This plastic matrix is epoxy. The process will be discovered in 1930 but it won't be until the 1960's that fiberglass comes into it's own.
"Would you believe it ... the Navy has ships made of this stuff. They're lighter than wood or metal, non magnetic and comparatively easy to repair. Grind back the gelcoat ... that's the shiny outside ... slap resin laden glass mats in the hole ... the resin bonds the patch to her hull ... spray or brush gelcoat and let it dry. It has to be done in a reasonable hurry though. Once the resin hardens that's it. They even make a resin that hardens underwater."
"When was this boat built?"
"2006."
"Can you prove it?"
"Pretty much ... the serial number and date of manufacture are stamped into the glass while it's setting up. Wanna see?"
The Baltic had an engine room ... more than a crawlspace ... but not much for headroom. Persephone asked Ed to watch for logs and she lifted the engine hatch. It says a lot for the construction that the engine noise was minimal until the hatch came off. Diesels are noisy, and work best at higher RPM's. The propeller was geared down to reduce the revolutions.
"The date and serial number are right in front of the Perkins."
"Perkins?"
"The engine."
Nick had a look. 2006 ... Baltic Yachts Boslund Finland ... amazing. Finland was struggling against Communist Russia. They must have won.
Missy stamped on the cockpit sole. It's how she got their attention. Seph replaced the hatch and locked it down. She threw the carpet back in place and went up to see what Missy wanted.
"STOP! REVERSE!" shouted Ed. Missy did ... in front of the bow a huge trunk surfaced.
"That must be first growth ... that's huge. Easy six feet across."
Seph said, "That would have sunk us if we'd hit it."
"When are we going?"
"Scotland ... I'm running out of booze. Nick? Want some Ouzo? We can go to Cyprus."
"While I'm dreaming ... Naxos makes the best of the opium based ouzo."
"What time period?"
"1890?"
"Ladies? Program please. Naxos, Greece 1890."
"How safe will we be?"
"Not very but I'll make it quick ... what ever you do ... don't tie up. Anchor in the offing and I'll call for a delivery."
"Missy? Weather check ... summer Naxos island 1890."
"They'll take gold?"
"You have gold?
"How much do you need?"
"Four or five silver kuruş or one gold lira will buy enough Ouzo to sink this boat ... Less than half an ounce will be plenty."
At the 'sink this boat' everybody laughed. Missy and Seph had their heads together with the manual and watch. Meanwhile Ed hauled out the heavy weapons, two Barrett's with day/nights and three M-4's with the 40 mm grenade launchers. One Barrett went on the cabin top and the M-4's went under the cockpit seats.
"Ed, we're ready."
"When?"
"1888, Naxos Harbor ... the weather will be great. Very calm with a decent breeze. The canon at the fort are all either broken or spiked. Five man Turkish guard. We programmed in 5 lira. Ed, put the watch on and take the wheel. Three second delay. Instantaneous jump to 1926 when we're ready ... the bay at Burghead ... four hundred Scots pounds. We all ready?"
The response was affirmative.
To Nick, there was a momentary disorientation, enough so he closed his eyes and shook his head.
The disorientation was replaced by a smooth large body movement and the faintly remembered smell of the Aegean Sea. He opened his eyes ... to the port side was the spiny head of Paros south of Molo ... to the starboard was the headland of Naxos west of Strelida. Both were far enough to be just visible. He burst into tears.
"What a thing to do to an old man," he sobbed. "Such an evil trick. My Greece ... my Greece." He looked around. Missy was holding up a portrait of himself as a young man of 20 or so ... where ever did they find that? ... he gasped in shock. It wasn't a portrait ... it was a mirror. Ed was behind him to catch as he fell.
"Great watch, huh, Nick?" Seph asked Nick when he regained some control.
"Miraculous."
"Take the wheel, Nick," as they rounded the Naxos Mole. "Steers just like a trehandiri. Look sharp now."
A 30 foot or so double ended fishing boat was approaching. Soon Nick was shouting in Greek. They pulled off a bit and a young man stripped and dove over the side of the fishing boat. He swam to the side of the Baltic and was directed to the stern.
The girls were both armed and paid no attention to the boy ... let Nick and Ed deal with him.
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It is an axiom of life: Horny girls and horny boys make babies ... in 1963. However, a modern, right thinking, twenty-two year old girl from 1988 will be on the pill. By the way ... Horny ... hormonal ... how about that. "Professor Slagle? Taking my life in my hands, I beg your indulgence," said David. They were putting away the beer. Big boats have room for extras ... like a nice, big, propane powered fridge ... in this case, a walk in cooler. It was behind the bar in the salon. Boats...
Oh, yes. It was exciting. It was so exciting that Andrea forgot her nautical. "David, turn right. And for God's sake, slow down. The screen that watches the bottom has bumps and some of them are pretty damn close..." David did slow down... "Right a little..." She held up her left hand, looked at and... "No ... my right ... er ... left ... yes, turn left." She hollered, "Junior! I need you!" "I'm busy, Andie." "I need someone to watch the other screen." She screeched,...
Myron C. Jones, USMC, at times could swear the life Jerry Garcia wrote about was Myron's life... 'What a long strange trip it's been.' Marine Lance Corporal Jones, "Jonesy," was a crackerjack bulldozer driver before he joined the Marines ... after nineteen years in the Corps, he wasn't much better. (Crackerjack. A cheap prize from a box of popcorn.) Jonesy has been, variously, a private, a Sergeant, a Warrant, a Sergeant, a private, and nearly every possible rank in the Corps. Once...
They left from the porch. For a couple of days, Jean wondered who the man in her house had been. She certainly didn't know why she had a complete Intensive Care Unit and bed ... complete with monitors she'd never seen and pumps that didn't exist ... on her newly enclosed back porch ... in the addition she had no idea was there. There was plenty of evidence that the bed was recently used. "Christ! I get enough of that at work ... why would I do it at home?" But, everybody at the Shelby...
You remember last time. They had just made a purchase of six sextants ... really good sextants, with mahogany cases and the New American. It was Andrea, the Twins and David ... remember? David pulled away from the curb and decided the best way to find the dock area was to keep going to the river. The French were partial to wheel spoke streets. Detroit was laid out by the French so there were three main spokes in the wheel centered on the Fur Trading Post on the river. Coming in from the...
Of course, the King's Knight had already sailed. Julia stayed ... she left the cameras. After all, it was Andrea who was supposed to be taking the photos for National Geographic. The girls from the boat had been transferred by helicopter to a secret government hospital in Ann Arbor. It must be admitted that the Coast Guard thought they got them all. So, the Knight was long gone ... well, about four hours ... when the barge sunk. Middle Bass Island is where they were headed so David could...
They had six sextants to calibrate. David wanted to do them all at noon. That meant six days on the islands. "Does that mean we'll be here for the Last Bash?" asked Junior. "Looks that way," said David. "Great ... I'll call mom and see if I can go." Mom showed up seconds later. After an explaination of Last Bash and a couple of fades from Wendy Too, mom stabilized in front of Junior. She turned her head and spoke to Andrea, "Wow! Sometimes I forget what normal kids are like....
"Well," said Andrea. "We know where the watch is. The only problem is it's not broke." "Shall we give Amos the shadow of a doubt? I'd hate to accuse the boy of stealing it" "He's your employee ... you're calling the shots." "You have the most unusual way with words ... Calling the shots? Where is that from?" "In my time, it's a pool ... that's billiards with pockets ... term. Calling the shot is calling the pocket." "I am aware of the game ... sinful is what it...
The second thing Andrea did after eliminating the threat to the 'Colored Burying Ground, ' was dropping back to 1937 and purchasing a set of fenders, front end chrome and rocker panels for the 1934 Ford two door sedan that would soon become Pink. For some unknown reason, the watch knew to the second when to drop off the parts. Then she checked the Spanish Lottery, discovered the winning numbers and left the note. Smuggling the paint into the body shop took a little ingenuity, but she got...
The grieving process is different for everyone ... no matter what 'licensed professionals' try to tell you. In Andrea's case they tried to stuff her in a grieving box that had absolutely no connection with the facts. "Your husband is dead," the tenth licensed professional said. "You keep telling me something I already know." "You need to move on." "You won't let me." "What do you mean?" "My husband is dead ... and you keep telling me that. Give it a rest. The man who...