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Sir Alan Mason was always in his office by 7 on Monday mornings, therefore his PA Alicia Kennedy was there some fifteen minutes before him, so he was not surprised to see her there. However, Alex Cowfold was not the usual early visitor waiting for his arrival, unless there was a serious breach in security somewhere in the corporation.

“Good morning Sir Alan,” Alicia greeted him, instead of the usual ‘Alan’. She was also a little non-plussed by Cowfold’s hulking presence in the office.

“Morning Alicia, just my 9 o’clock with the CFO this morning?” he asked, and on her nod, which he thought looked less positive than usual, he continued, “Well, Alex, nice to see you so early in the morning, no panic on, is there?”

“No, Boss,” he said, “all clear in the company, just wanted a quiet word before you open your Monday morning security report so I could explain in easier terms than what’s written on the page. Should only take five or ten minutes.”

“Well, come on through, does Alicia know what you want to drink?” he asked as they entered his office.

“Yeah,” he grinned, “we were just waiting for you to arrive.”

“Take a seat over there,” Sir Alan waved to an alcove with a group of comfy armchairs grouped around a coffee table. He dropped his briefcase on his desk, opened and extracted his tablet and brought it over to the alcove, booting it up as he walked. By the time he sat down he had located the security report file in his Dropbox and clicked it open.

Alicia brought in a tray with two coffee mugs and a plate of assorted biscuits, before moving back to her office.

“Help yourself to biscuits, Alex, I already had breakfast.”

“Thanks, Boss,” as Cowfold picked up the plate.

“Mmm, no photos?” Sir Alan asked, flicking through the files in the folder.

“No, this guy that Lyndsey is seeing—”

“The double-date guy?”

“Yeah, Boss. We don’t know who he is exactly, and he took the photos off of our guys.”

“How did he manage that?”

“The two guys who went down on Saturday and Sunday followed Lyndsey and the guy Lyndsey—”

“Lyndsey, the guy’s name is Lyndsey?”

“Yeah, and his first name is Mason,” Cowfold continued, “he’s genuine, we picked up his birth certificate on Friday. He’s ten years older than Miss Lyndsey.”

“Well, I was twenty years older than Lyndsey’s mother. I met her when the playboy life I had led had lost its flavour, or it certainly did the moment I met her. So who is this guy?”

“His full name is Mason Wayne Lyndsey, his mother Sofia Lyndsey and sort of stepfather Alan Burns live nearby. He has a half-sister, Caroline Maria Lyndsey, who is a couple of years older than Miss Lyndsey. She was the one who set up the blind date that I got wind off and ... it turns out she’s a lover of Gareth’s lover, his fellow teammate Josh.”

“That’s complicated.”

“Even more so, as Josh and Caroline both spent the weekend in Gareth’s bed.”

“Another reason why I can’t stand that creep. He has the morals of a polecat!”

“I don’t know why you don’t expose him to Miss Lyndsey, Boss.”

“Just biding my time, I suppose, better the devil we know. I just got the impression that even though he asked me my permission to ask her to marry him, I told him no because I am as sure that Lyndsey is as lukewarm about Gareth as a husband as I am. So, to save me reading all this report now, tell me what you know.”

“The guy is ex-Army, a sergeant with 3 Para for 18 years, only the last eight is closed to me at the moment, got a guy working at it.”

“What does that mean?”

“Well, the Paras are specifically trained to operate behind enemy lines, and the best of them end up doing special ops before they return to their units, but eight years out in the field is one long tour, and to finish his career with a series of missions and still be walking, I would think he was some operator.”

“So how did he do a number on your guys?”

“He was taking photos of the game and making notes, he was well know to supporters of both sides, a VP of the league and he supplies reports for the local paper in Miss Lyndsey’s town. My guys were pretending to take photos of the game as well as snaps of him and his friends. Then Miss Lyndsey and the guy both disappeared into the clubhouse after the game. My guys got together and were preparing to give me a positive report on the guy, when out of nowhere their heads were banged together and they were out of it for a few seconds. By the time they got to their senses, their cameras had the memory cards removed. Nothing damaged, just the cards taken, along with a spare they each had in their bags. They didn’t hear or see him coming or going. They managed to follow them in their bus back to the café on the edge of their town but then he managed to lose them on the ring road, as I told you over the phone yesterday.”

“So what does he do for a living now that he’s out of the Army?”

“He’s a postman.”

“A Royal Mail postman?”

“Yeah, he delivers letters on a couple of rounds around the town where Miss Lyndsey works. He also paints houses and seems to be making more money from that than his day job.”

“Lots of postmen and firemen on shift work do another job, like house decorating, shows he’s enterprising.”

Cowfold grinned, “No, Boss, he paints paintings of houses and only charges fifty quid a time.”

“What, how does he manage to make a living from that?”

“Well, he scouts out houses and offices on his postal rounds and drops in a card directing him to his website. When he gets a bite he goes around and photos the house and then he paints it in miniature, so they can be used for postcards.”

“So he’s an artist?”

“Yeah Boss, an’ he’s good, not that I know much about art. I’ve written down his website on this card for you. Charges £50 for watercolours, £150 for oil on canvas and pro rata depending on size. He works in a summer house in his garden, there’s a photo of it on his website. I think he keeps the postman job going because he likes the exercise, the company he meets on the round, and the camaraderie with his colleagues.”

“Well, press on with the investigation, Alex. Keep your guys’ distance from this dangerous guy and get back to me when you find out what he has been doing for those eight years. Oh, I know that they went to the seaside Saturday night, stayed in a small bed and breakfast hotel somewhere. He must’ve booked it online as they turned up well after midnight.”

“Yeah, I’ll hack his accounts and see if it’s a one-off or regular. What about Gareth?”

“Ignore him, we know all we need to about him, but this Lyndsey fellow intrigues and worries me.”

“I’ll get back to you then, Boss.”

Lunchtime on Monday, after Lyndsey had completed her rounds and Mason had not only completed his morning mail route but had gone home to shower and change, had agreed to meet at a small sandwich bar near the Hospital, with the idea to find out more about themselves, ready for questioning by family when they came to announce their supposed relationship.

It was grey and overcast, an improvement on Sunday’s rain, but at least the wind had died down and it felt half a dozen degrees warmer, so Lyndsey just pulled a thin cardigan over her greens and strode purposefully down to the restaurant. As soon as she opened the door Mason, who had been looking out for her, stood up so she could see him.

“Hi Mace,” as they hugged and exchanged a simple kiss before sitting down, a smug smile on her face.

“OK, Lynds,” Mason grinned back at her, “I admit, your idea of us getting into the habit of hugging when we meet and separate, isn’t so bad. For a start my credibility rating among both single and married men in this restaurant has suddenly shot up, if not completely off the scale, thanks to you.”

“Oh, and I saw a few girls’ heads turn when you stood up, Mace, and you have certainly smartened up after your morning round.”

“I finished early, so thought I’d make myself more presentable,” he grinned, “sometimes, after eight or nine hours solid hard slog up and down the Barton town hills, even I can’t eat a lunch with me too close!”

“Same here, with surgeons, anaesthetist, nurses and auxiliaries crowded in a tiny theatre. It’s the total concentration, I think, it just relaxes and opens up your pores until we all stink to high heaven.”

“Well, you smell like a sweet wild flower meadow, now.”

“Amazing what a shower and a set of fresh scrubs can do for a girl who wants to make a good impression,” she laughed. “Now, all that concentrated rooting about babies’ insides makes a girl hungry, where’s the menu?”

While they ate, she tried to explain about her father’s attitudes.

“My Mum married too young, she was only 20 and not particularly wild, while my Dad was 40 and had played a playboy life for fifteen to twenty years. But then he had to settle down and take over from my granddad the reins of the family business. Well it was just a family business then, but it is wholly international now. Mummy had me straight away, so my father is now 69 but with no thoughts of retiring. My mother had too much energy to stay at home and babysit. She didn’t need to work but she wanted to do things, so she virtually took over his charity foundation which Daddy inherited but had put little effort into for years. With her energy input it really took off, putting her into the limelight and eventually taking up a lot of her time. Daddy got jealous of the fact that he was getting less of her time when he was home and suspected that she had a lover. He divorced her, although officially citing irreconcilable differences. Mummy was hurt and devastated. Under the pre-nup arrangements she got nothing and couldn’t afford to fight the divorce or any of the conditions in court. I was about 12 at the time. It turned out the “lover” she was supposed to have taken was gay and when he found out that Daddy had named him off the record as his rival in conversation with a mutual friend, he approached Daddy and privately told him that there was no possible truth in the rumour. But it was too late, Mummy was killed in a car accident driving an old clunker car with very little protection for driver or passengers. If she had still been married, she would have been travelling in an armour-plated limo. Daddy has blamed himself ever since for our loss so, instead of remarrying, he has had a series of short-term liaisons with increasingly younger and sillier girls, the latest being Julie, who was a beautician at the Jade Garden in Poulter’s Cross.

“Yes, I know it, I think it is a thinly disguised massage parlour.”

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Fool Me Once Youre Out of Here Lies eventua

Lies eventually do catch up to you.Christy was every man's wet dream. At 5'9", she had long, jet-black hair, perfect 36C breasts, and legs that reached all the way to heaven. Her skin was flawless, with a slight olive tint, which made it look like it had never seen the sun. She was college educated, had a fantastic job, in sales with a large d**g company, and loved to watch basketball with me. My only problem with her was that she oozed sexuality, and was a huge flirt. I didn't care when it was...

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fooling around with married neighborshes

So I came back home for the summer and was looking for a little extra cash...My neighbor has two sons and a daughter, in 4th, 8th, and 10th grade....She was looking for someone to tutor them all in math and writing, and I offered to help out, and she was delighted to give me the position. 17 bucks an hour aint too bad and helping the k**s is really easy, so I jumped on the job.After my first pay check, my neighbor also offered free use of their pool:"Oh and please I know it's blistering hot...

4 years ago
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Fooling Around 101 Version BravoChapter 4

I didn't plan it, but Cindy graduated into upper division classes that night. After her third finger-induced orgasm that night, she rested long enough to explain that ever since she'd started masturbating (which happened one night after she sat on my lap when she was twelve or thirteen) she had experienced what she believed were orgasms. On the night of her first date, she found out they were only the precursors to orgasms. If you've ever masturbated, you know about that point just before...

3 years ago
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Fooling a Cat

With an audible "swoosh", the compressed air from the gun sent the grapple slicing across through the night sky. It reached its target with precision accuracy, planting itself deep into the brick wall. She attached the other end to a pipe, checking that the rope was taut. The shadowy figure gracefully slid down the fibers, never losing her balance. Upon reaching the building, she quickly launched herself onto the roof of the entrance. Five seconds later, the door sprang open and an armed...

2 years ago
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Fooling Around 1

I had talked with Ben for a few months, we were both into bondage, I was very submissive. He had a definite dominant streak in him, but was a bit low on confidence. We both had roommates, so it’d been impossible to get together, especially with my not being fully open about being bi yet. Well, now we had that chance, and having bought plenty of rope, I was ready for him to come over. Around two PM on Saturday there was a knock on the door, and I eagerly opened it. It was Ben. Though...

2 years ago
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Fooling Around on the Ferris Wheel

It’s a surprisingly warm night for fall, probably one of the last nice ones we’ll have until next spring.We’re out on a rare “date night,” rare because raising a rambunctious toddler doesn’t leave you much time (or money) to enjoy each other like we used to pre-baby. So we’re out strolling amongst families and kids at the last night of the state fair. The leaves are just beginning to change, pops of color catching the last rays of the sun as it sets behind picturesque blue, smoky mountains. A...

2 years ago
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Fooling around with the chairmans wife

Still at the boring club with this one.Having a club meant working for a committee who decides everything by vote, so really I had twelve bosses to keep happy and I never did. At one time or another one of them wanted rid of me because I'd upset them somehow. Luckily for me the majority liked me so was never in any threat of being fired. One bonus of having a committee was that if I was ever short staffed or the bar was overly busy, they had to help out. Some had done bar work before and if...

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3 years ago
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Fools Utopia Naomis Garden Party

The holiday parties were always fairly informal . Once the guests were pretty well settled in , clothing was optional . Naomi had learned through years of experience that she didn't want to be doing a lot of running back and forth . No sense in making a celebration into another job , she mused . Over the past 2 decades , the logistics were very well refined . The guests lacked for nothing , without having to be waited on . No details were overlooked and provisions were plentiful . Every need...

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Fools Utopia Naomis Garden Party

The holiday parties were always fairly informal . Once the guests were pretty well settled in , clothing was optional . Naomi had learned through years of experience that she didn't want to be doing a lot of running back and forth . No sense in making a celebration into another job , she mused . Over the past 2 decades , the logistics were very well refined . The guests lacked for nothing , without having to be waited on . No details were overlooked and provisions were plentiful . Every need...

1 year ago
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Fools Utopia Prestons New World

Preston hadn't expected this . Well , he had daydreamed about it and lusted for it , but not this soon . He was so close . His hips moved like they were one with Yolanda's mouth . Yolanda felt it , too . She inhaled deeply and gtabbed Preston's ass with both hands . Preston just let her have it . Resistance was futile . The first spurt felt like it would last forever . Yolanda sank carefully to the ground with Oreston on top of her , still flinching in her mouth . He felt Yolanda's hand on his...

1 year ago
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Fooling around on a hot summers day

So im an average guy with a kinky hobby...... i have a feminine curvy smooth body which looks fantastically good in womens clothing!On this particular hot summers day i was walking in my local beauty spot as usual i had my normal clothes on but underneath was black lace suspenders crothless panties with matching bra.... i walked past plenty of people and even had the odd short conversations about the usual shite and no one was any the wiser what i was wearing underneath my jeans and t shirt!!...

1 year ago
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Fooled Into Love by a Beautiful Transexual

A fictional, steamy love story about a Man’s first experience with a Shemale... a real take charge kinda girl!Maria Lopez was an absolutely stunning 23 yr old Puerto Rican Goddess. I remember the first time I laid eyes on her, bent over inside her hatchback Toyota, pulling out a hanging fern plant to carry inside the duplex. My duplex! This stunning little thang was going to be my new neighbor? Holy Crap!! Damn! Look at that ass! She wore tight jeans, knee high suede leather, high heeled boots,...

3 years ago
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Fooling around needs no translator

I was shopping one quiet Thursday afternoon some time ago (I was in my early 30's) and about to leave when I made a visit to the Men's Room. As I reached the entrance, there stood an attractive young Latina woman (early 20's) who was waiting outside the storeroom doorway. She was one of the "Environmental Service" workers hired by whichever department store I was in at the moment.She was humming and swaying to a tune inside her head as I looked to my left and noticed her. She was about 5' 3"...

2 years ago
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Fooled by a black man

It was a late saturday morning and i was half way through the 20 minute walk from my house to my local town centre. I had enjoyed the first peaceful ten minutes of the journey just taking in the pleasant scenery while strolling along. Suddenly from across the other side of the road i heard a man shouting so i turned to look and saw that he was trying to gain my attention. He shouted 'come here mate', slowly i crossed the road to his car window to see what he wanted. Hesitantly I asked 'can i...

2 years ago
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Fooling Around

(MF, cheat, oral)Mark is a fucking hunk! And I can't stand it that Sharon is squeezing him on an exclusive basis. Sharon is the drum major for the school band and I'll admit that she looks great in her little uniform, but I know that Mark could be mine if I went after him. After all I'm the most popular girl in the whole fucking school. Sharon looks like a mouse compared to me. The reason I'm pissed is that Mark was going with me prior to Sharon, and he wouldn't even be with her now if I hadn't...

3 years ago
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Fooled

Shea's mom got remarried. Her new man was very handsome and he had a twenty year old son. When Shea's mom was not around the son tried to feel her tits or her pussy. He told her "I will let you see my cock if you let me see your pussy or feel your nice round tits. Now that we are a family we should play nice with each other. Come in my room and get naked with me." Shea laughed but followed him to his room. He locked his door and began to take his clothes off. When he was nude he told Shea "How...

2 years ago
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Fooled by twins

As I finished cooking dinner I anxiously awaited the arrival of my 18 year old girlfriend Kendra ( I'm 39 ). She was built quite well, a very sweet girl and she loves to please me in every way possible. As the clock whirred toward seven my cock actually started getting hard, just in anticipation of seeing her. The pasta was nearly done, chocolate torte in the refrigerator and an assortment of candles burning throughtout the place, the mood was certainly set. I heard the front door open and as I...

2 years ago
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Fooling Around on the Ferris Wheel

It’s a surprisingly warm night for fall, probably one of the last nice ones we'll have until next spring.We're out on a rare “date night;” rare because raising a rambunctious toddler doesn't leave you much time (or money) to enjoy each other like we used to pre-baby. So we're out strolling amongst families and kids at the last night of the state fair. The leaves are just beginning to change, pops of color catching the last rays of the sun as it sets behind picturesque blue, smoky mountains. A...

Exhibitionism
4 years ago
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Fooling Around

Phoenix AZ © 2002 Mark is a fucking hunk! And I can't stand it that Sharon is squeezing him on an exclusive basis. Sharon is the drum major for the school band and I'll admit that she looks great in her little uniform, but I know that Mark could be mine if I went after him. After all I'm the most popular girl in the whole fucking school. Sharon looks like a mouse compared to me. The reason I'm pissed is that Mark was going with me prior to Sharon, and he wouldn't even be with her...

4 years ago
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Fooling Around 101 Version AlphaChapter 4

By now you may have tumbled to the concept that trying to teach a vibrant, young woman about sex ... sort of has to involve ... well ... sex. But I was still delusional about that. I kept thinking I could mediate things ... slow things down ... control the situation. And, since in the weeks after that, all she did was get me alone to give me those toe-curling kisses every once in a while, I thought I was in control. True, those kisses now involved her rubbing her loins against mine while...

1 year ago
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Fooling Around 101 Version AlphaChapter 6

I woke up when the bed moved. I opened my eyes to see Cindy, naked, standing on her knees in bed beside me. She pushed hair out of her eyes. “The bed is wet!” she exclaimed. “I’ll change the sheets,” I mumbled. Guys always want to fix things, whenever a woman says something is out of kilter. “Stuff is leaking out of me!” she squealed, reaching between her legs. “Sorry,” I muttered. There wasn’t anything I could do about that. She leaned over and put one hand on my chest, her...

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