Satan Eve taste of Adam s Apple the FORBIDDEN FRUIT
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"Shouldn't we be getting up?" she asked, "We have class in an hour and a half."
"Not just yet," he answered, "Actually I called and canceled class today, just so we could spend some more time together. Would you like some breakfast?"
"Only if I can have dessert first," she responded, rolling over on top of him and burying him inside her.
"For you my delicious little slut," -- he noticed the term didn't even bother her -- "I will gladly provide not only dessert, but the appetizer and main course as well."
She started vigorously pistoning up and down on his phallus which filled her completely with a single stroke. Within seconds the woman was in the throes of an orgasm. Regaining her breath, she asked, "Darius, does my body disappoint you?"
"Why would you ask such a silly thing?" he asked.
"Because while I have had more orgasms than I can count, I don't think you have cum at all."
He smiled, knowingly.
"Mioki, my beautiful and vivacious pet, when the time is right I shall fill your little womb full of sperm, but in the meantime I offer you THIS!"
Three thrusts using a technique lost in obscurity and the woman screamed in the ecstasy of climax.
Again regaining her breath, Mioki looked down at her lover mischievously.
"And what do you have in mind for today's lesson?"
He pointed to a small card on the nightstand.
"Go to the address on that card at eight o'clock this evening. I think you will find this evening's lesson quite different."
"Oh, you make it sound mysterious."
"Let's just say you won't be able to contain yourself," he chuckled as he once again filled her with his erection and she grunted with erotic pain and pleasure, "but in the meantime, the day is young..."
Her orgasmic screams filled the mansion until well into the afternoon.
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