Johnny be bad
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Just like that, no how are you, no how was Christmas, just, "Johnny I don't think we should see each other any more."
I disagreed with that completely and told her so.
"We were getting too serious Johnny, and you are too young,. This is the way it has to be."
"What do you call what you are doing now if it's not ruining my life?" I argued.
She was crying now and I was too.
"I'm sorry Johnny, I really am."
Then she hung up.
Happy New Year Johnny Pulaski!
I think people have always thought I was mature for my age because I didn't talk much. I never talked much because, like my father, I was a basically a shy person. When I hit puberty I thought I could change that and it would help me with women. Well, those days were over. I withdrew into my room and spent the rest of the holidays seeing how miserable I could be. My folks tried to talk to me but my dad was helpless in his own shyness and my mom was ill equipped to deal with a heartbroken teenage boy. She was a relentlessly pragmatic problem solver, but the problems she excelled at didn't involve relationships. Even the Moose took a stab at it. But Katrina had thought all along that this is where my relationship with Rachael would end.
I was morosely studying calculus on the Wednesday after school restarted when my grandfather came into my bedroom.
"Come with me, Johnny."
"I have to study Papa," I protested.
He tossed me my jacket. "That wasn't a request, ' he said.
We went out and got in his truck and he drove us out to a state park about ten miles from the house. Once at the park he let Jethro out of the truck and put down the tailgate. He sat down and patted the metal. I sullenly flopped down beside him. For a minute all we did was watch Jethro tear around the park, running full bore in great looping circles. Jethro ran with joyful abandon, his huge ears streaming out behind him, his oversized tongue lolling out of his mouth. My grandfather fired up his pipe and started talking.
"I've lost a lot of people in my lifetime, Johnny, my parents, my brother, my sister and scores of brothers in arms. I think about them a lot. I mourned their passing then got on with my life. It was never easy but I cinched up my rucksack and moved out.
"It's time for you to do the same thing. Time to end your little pity party and rejoin the living. You are a Pulaski and that's what we do. Now talk to me."
So I told my grandfather the whole story, my voice breaking on occasion as I relived my hurt. He didn't say anything other than an occasional "go on" to keep me talking. When I finished my story he knocked his pipe out on the heel of his hand and repacked it with tobacco.
"I know that this is probably not what you want to hear, son, but that girl did a lot for you. And she did it when she was fragile and vulnerable. Don't judge her too harshly, she's carrying a bigger load than you can imagine."
I took my grandfather's words to heart and tried to get on with my life. I started working out again with Stan and Richie, although now that Richie had a license he was a frequent no-show. I talked to Michelle once in a while but I really had to force myself to do it. I was reverting to my old tongue tied self and couldn't seem to stop the skid. School was just a way to fill my days as I went mechanically through the motions of socializing and learning. Then things took a radical change in early February.
The cause of the change was a girl in my biology class. Her name was Caroline Hernandez. Caroline was smart and pretty and painfully shy. She was the oldest of seven children and her being in high school was an iffy proposition because her family was strapped financially. Caroline was already baby-sitting as many as five nights a week to help out her family. Caroline and I weren't friends but we were nodding acquaintances because we also had the same homeroom and study hall.
I was on my way to Social Studies when I remembered that I had left my book in my locker. I resigned myself to being late and veered down the corridor to pick up my book just as the bell rang. I turned the corner and almost ran into a very frightened Caroline trying to pull her arm out of the grasp of an older looking Latino guy. He was saying something to her in Spanish and she was violently shaking her head. I pulled up short.
"This guy bothering you Caroline?"
The guy spoke before she could. "Get lost Dude, this ain't none of your business," he said.
I looked the guy over; he was about my size and wore the typical gangster uniform. He had a cruelly handsome face with medium length thick black hair. His fists were clenched; L-O-V-E was tattooed on the knuckles of one hand, H-A-T-E on the other.
"Then let her go so it can keep being none of my business," I said.
"If I let her go it's gonna be so I can kick your ass," he snarled.
I hadn't been in a fight since a playground dust up in the sixth grade. My father and grandfather taught me how to defend myself; fights just didn't seem to happen to me.
"You don't want to throw down here in the hall or we'll both get suspended. You let her go and you can explain it to me in the park behind the church after school," I said.
He shoved Caroline away from him and barked something at her in Spanish. She scampered away in fright as he turned back to me.
"I'll be there," he said. "I'm gonna enjoy fucking up your pretty white boy face."
The confrontation happened between fourth and fifth periods so I only had two hours before I was out the front doors and walking toward the park. Caroline was waiting on the sidewalk for me, her eyes brimming with tears.
"Don't go over there Johnny," she pleaded, "Arturo is mean and he will hurt you."
I shrugged, "If I don't go he'll just find me somewhere else. Might as well get it over with now. You go on home and tell your folks about him."
She started to say something then spun around and left instead.
As I walked the two blocks to the park I thought about why I didn't do more to defuse the situation with Mr. Arturo. I could have I was sure. But I think the truth was that all the anger I felt at Rachael jilting me made me unconsciously spoiling for a fight.
When I got to the park there were at least fifty kids there with more arriving by the minute. Word of a fight spread like chicken pox. Arturo was standing with a couple of guys who could have been his clones when I walked up. I dropped my book bag and stood waiting for him. Arturo ambled over and took a boxers stance in front of me.
Arturo didn't waste any time as he flicked a jab at me and began circling to my left. It didn't take me long to figure out that I was way over my head as he snapped off a lightning fast two punch combo that rocked me on my heels. Then he threw a flurry that left me sitting on my ass with a bloody nose.
Here's where what Nana Nadia calls the Pulaski curse showed itself. I knew I didn't have a chance against this guy and he had already extracted his revenge. If I had stayed down no one would much blame me. Instead, I shook loose a few cobwebs, wiped my nose on my sleeve and jumped up. Arturo grinned evilly and started circling me again. On the next exchange I at least slipped in a solid left counter punch before he knocked me down again. When I got back on my feet Arturo had a small knot below and to the side of his right eye.
I stayed on my feet longer the third time as I anticipated Arturo's rhythm and blocked most of his punches and landed a couple of jabs myself. My success was short lived however as he switched tactics and hooked a hard right under my ribcage on my left side. My breath whooshed out of me and when I dropped my guard he plastered me in the nose again. I knew my nose was broken as I hit the ground. Jeez, it hurt like hell. It took me longer to get up this time. I vaguely heard a few people telling me to stay down. One of Arturo's hommies whispered something to him but Arturo pushed him away.
I was pretty damn tired of getting hit so as soon as I was on my feet I launched myself at Arturo and managed to hit him a couple of good licks before he leveled me again. I was on my hands and knees trying to get up when I heard my sister's voice.
"Stay down Johnny," she said sharply.
I looked up at her through the one eye I could still see out of. I had never seen her look as murderous as she did just then. She spun and faced Arturo.
"It's over, you won. Touch him again and I'll make a woman out of you in front of all your friends."
Arturo opened his mouth to say something but thought better of it. Every person in the park knew Katrina could do exactly what she threatened. When Arturo turned around and strutted off, Katrina put my book bag under my head and pulled my feet in until my knees were up in the air. The position she put me in made it easier to breath. The last thing I remember was her flipping open her cell phone.
I woke up to the acrid smell of ammonia. I tried to turn my head away from the vile smell but it followed me. I tried to open my eyes and managed to squint enough to see my grandfather kneeling beside me. It took about five minutes for Papa J, Katrina and Caroline to get me into Papa's truck. My grandfather drove me to the emergency room; Katrina and Caroline followed him in Katrina's three-year-old Toyota Camry. I was treated right away at the E.R. because I looked pretty bad I guess. Somehow I had bled a lot both from my nose and from a cut over my eye. The E.R. doctor called down a facial reconstructive surgeon who was making rounds on the surgical ward. The surgeon checked out my nose then while nonchalantly talking to me, twisted it twice and put it back in place. It hurt worse fixing it than it did getting it broken.
Nana Nadia steamed into the Emergency Room while I was getting two cracked ribs taped. My father was right behind her. I didn't feel much like talking so Katrina filled them in on the afternoon's festivities. While she was talking I learned that Caroline went and found Katrina instead of going home. That's how Katrina ended up in the park. Katrina had seen most of the fight and never interfered until I looked too beat to continue. When Katrina finished, my grandmother was ashen. She crossed herself and took my hand.
"I hoped it wouldn't happen to you too, Johnny. But here you are; stubborn, proud, and stupid, just like those two," she said jerking her head towards my father and his father.
The objects of her displeasure did not look at all as if what she said bothered them that much. The doctor ordered me to stay home from school for the rest of the week and gave me a stack of prescriptions and appointment slips. Katrina drove Caroline home and my dad took me to our house.
My mother was in Houston so Nana came over the next day to take care of me. Nana was thrilled for the opportunity. She hovered over me and if I asked for anything she was off like a shot to get it. There was not a place on my body that didn't hurt so I was pretty much confined to the bed. About three-thirty that afternoon I was surprised when Caroline knocked gently on my open door.
"I went around and saw all your teachers, Johnny. They gave me your assignments for the rest of the week."
"I appreciate that, Caroline. Come in and sit down."
Caroline was a very pretty girl as I said before, she was about five-six and slender. Her breasts were medium small and her hips slim but well defined. She had amazing long black hair that hung down to the small of her back in a single thick braid. Her brown eyes were large and expressive, her nose small and upturned, and her complexion dusky and smooth.
She slipped into the room and perched on the edge of my desk chair that Nana had moved beside the bed. She could not stop staring at my face as a big tear suddenly rolled down her cheek.
"I am so sorry that I caused you to get hurt so bad, Johnny," she sobbed.
I reached over and took her hand.
"It wasn't your fault, Sweetie, it was between me and Arturo. Now, how are you? Did you tell your parents that Arturo was bothering you? And by the way, why is Arturo bothering you?"
"I'm sixteen now and can date, Arturo wants me to be his girlfriend. He is a bad person Johnny, and I don't want anything to do with him. Yes, I told my parents. But they are scared to go to the police. We are having problems with the immigration people and my parents fear we will be sent back to Mexico if we cause trouble."
I glanced up when I saw movement in my doorway. Katrina was standing there leaning against the jamb a scowl on her face. Noise on the stairs caused Katrina to turn her head then her eyes widened.
"Hi Mom," she said.
My mom greeted her then hurried into my room. It was my turn to register surprise when I saw Mom was dressed in one of those sky blue NASA flight suits. Wow, I thought, she looks damn good in that thing. Mom took one look at me and her face crumbled.
"Johnny," she gasped as she rushed over to the bed and laid her hand gently on my head. "Oh, my poor baby."
Yeah, kinda chokes me up too, when I think back on it. My mom, who had such difficulty dealing with the emotional part of being a mother, was suddenly June Cleaver.
For the first time I noticed the man who followed my mom into my room. My eyes almost bugged out of my head when I saw who it was. I was a teenage boy and as such it was incumbent on me to be blasé about everything. But holy shit, it was freaking Buck Gomez the astronaut! Lieutenant-Colonel Buck Gomez was as close to a non-sports hero as America had. Gomez was NASA's chief shuttle pilot, and the handsome face of the space program. The media called the telegenic Gomez 'Captain America'.
"Colonel Gomez volunteered to fly me here in a NASA T-38 when I couldn't get a flight out," Mom said.
"Actually your mom flew, I just stole us a plane. Boy I'd hate to see the other guy," Gomez said.
My mom could fly a jet? Where was I when all this stuff was happening?
"His hands are a mess," I said, "from where I beat them with my face."
Gomez laughed, and stuck out his hand.
"Call me Buck. That was a good thing you did, Johnny."
I mumbled something self-effacing as Buck turned to the wide-eyed Caroline.
"Is this the young lady? If it is I see why you did what you did; she is beautiful."
Buck then engaged Caroline in a rapid-fire conversation in Spanish. I decided on the spot that I was switching from Latin to Spanish as my foreign language next year. Buck asked Caroline a few questions; Caroline answered hesitantly. Then Buck turned to face my mother.
"Boss, do you mind if I borrow your car and take Caroline home? I want to speak with her father for a minute."
Another revelation, my mom was Captain America's boss! It was as if my mother had some secret life that was just coming to light. Mom trotted off to get the keys to her Prius and Katrina reappeared in the doorway. Buck introduced himself and made small talk with us while we waited for Mom to return. It was almost comical watching Buck and the Moose size each other up. The mutual interest between them was palpable. Mom returned with her keys and Buck escorted Caroline out.
"Mom, Caroline's family is having some sort of problem with the INS. I called Josh Turner and he agreed to talk to his uncle to see what could be done," Katrina said.
"Based on what Colonel Gomez was saying to Caroline, I think he is going to get involved also," Mom replied.
Jeez, Mom spoke Spanish too. I was definitely going to have to ask my dad some serious questions about this woman.
Mom was fussing with my pillow when Nana came in and said two policemen were downstairs and wanted to talk to me. Mom looked at me and I just shrugged, I didn't have a clue. The policemen turned out to be Deputy Sheriffs on the gang suppression squad. In a nutshell they wanted me to press assault charges on Arturo.
"He didn't assault me, it was a fair fight," I told them.
The deputies gave me a litany of things Arturo Mendoza was involved in. He was an up and coming leader in the Latin Kings street gang. Mendoza was a particularly vexing hoodlum because he was highly intelligent. He had incorporated his chapter of the Latin Kings as a not for profit community service club. The Kings outwardly were involved in community outreach for the Hispanic residents of the east central county. He was also a serious school student who planned on going to college. Mendoza wanted to be able to manage the drug money his gang accumulated. Mendoza was a student of Che Guevara and had organized his gang into cells of four to six individuals for the conducting of their criminal activity. If a cell was arrested they couldn't compromise the gang at large. Damn, the guy was bad news. Still, as far as he and I were concerned, it was exactly as it appeared and I couldn't help them. I did tell them about Arturo's interest in Caroline Hernandez though, and why Mr. Hernandez was scared to ask for their help.
Three days later, on Friday, I was out of the house for the first time since the fight. I had an appointment with the plastic surgeon and a dental exam scheduled. Arturo was a skilled enough fighter that he avoided hitting me in the mouth and injuring his hands but some of the wallops I took to the jaw seemed to have loosened a few teeth. The plastic surgeon was going to fix my ear that was slightly pulled away at my earlobe and check my nose. He also wanted to make sure my eye socket wasn't damaged. I felt a lot better but I still pretty much looked like shit. I was a member of the raccoon club with vivid bruises around both eyes and a stiff plastic splint like contraption covered my nose. Part of my left eyebrow was shaved off and a trail of fine stitches caterpillared across my brow.
The doc checked me over and took some more x-rays. He pinned my ear back with a couple of stitches and said I wouldn't need any other surgery. My nose was going to have a small bump at the bridge and I'd have a scar on my forehead but other than that, no permanent damage. The dentist was likewise positive, no dead teeth, no chips or missing fillings. The doctor also said I could take a shower, something I sorely missed all week.
So by six that evening I was freshly showered and feeling almost human. I was propped up on my bed reading Lost Horizons when the doorbell bonged downstairs. A few seconds later my mom called me down. When I made it to the bottom of the stairs, Caroline and her folks were there. Caroline was dressed in a nice skirt and blouse, her thick hair loose and pulled back by mother of pearl combs. The girl had a lot of hair. She introduced her parents as Mom ushered everyone into the family room. When we were all seated Caroline's father began thanking us, first me for coming to Caroline's rescue then Mom and Katrina for helping with the INS.
The resolution to the immigration problem had been ridiculously simple. The obstacle to converting work visas into green cards was mainly the lawyer that Mr. Hernandez had hired. The shyster's greed and incompetence led him to string the Hernandezs' along, making them think that the situation was much worse than it was. When the Hernandez problem was fixed so were those of seven other families who had been paying the lawyer fifty dollars a week.
Dad asked Mr. Hernandez what he did for a living. Hernandez said that currently he was working for a landscape company but that he was a factory trained Ford repair technician. Dad's eyes lit up at that news and he and Mr. Hernandez started talking cars. By the end of the evening Dad offered him a job, provided that Hernandez enroll in an English as a second language course. Dad thought it was a good deal for him because he didn't have a Spanish-speaking mechanic at his shop but did have an increasing number of Hispanic customers.
While the adults were talking, I asked Caroline if she wanted to go for a walk. She asked her dad and at his nod of consent we took off. As we turned onto the sidewalk I took her hand in mine. She looked up at me in surprise, her large expressive eyes widening. I just smiled, squeezed her hand and kept walking. While we strolled I asked about Arturo Mendoza. She told me that he was keeping his distance from her. She thought he was laying low because of all the attention her family was receiving. I was dragging ass by the time we walked around the block because it was still difficult to breath with my cracked ribs. On the porch Caroline surprised me by kissing me quickly on the lips before we went inside.
I went back to school on Monday. I was a minor celebrity, the geek who fought the scary Arturo Mendoza. The guys thought I was crazy, but the girls thought I was Sir Lancelot. Oh man, it was almost worth the ass whipping just to bask in the adulation of girls who formerly wouldn't give me the time of day. I was eating this shit up; take that, Rachael Scofield, and fuck you very much!
Listen, I'd like to say I took the high road here and that I pooh-poohed off the praise with self-deprecating modesty, ala Buck Gomez. But the truth of the matter was that my ego, thanks to Rachael, was as battered as my mug. When Marcie Winters, the cheerleader on whom I had a major crush as a freshman, asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance I quickly accepted.
Sadie Hawkins Day was an annual school event sponsored by the cheerleaders as a fundraiser. Sadie Hawkins day was based on an old newspaper comic strip named Lil Abner. Lil Abner lived in this town called Dog Patch, some place in the Ozarks. In the comic strip, Sadie Hawkins was this ugly chick who could never get a man. On Sadie Hawkins Day the girls reversed roles with the guys. They carried boy's books, opened doors for them and stuff like that, for the dance girls asked out the guys. For weeks before the dance the cheerleaders sold tickets off these big rolls like at the carnival. Everything at the dance, including admission, was paid for with tickets. Oh yeah, one more thing: you had to dress up like a hillbilly for the dance.
Like it was when I took out Rachael for the first time, my fame was fleeting. By Wednesday everyone had mostly moved on to the next topic that grabbed their attention. I was back to being just one of proletariat. One of the positive things that happened around then was that I reconnected with Michelle Hoffman. I don't mean that we fooled around again or anything, we just started talking at school and started having lunch together. It was nice being with Shelly; she was bright and had a wicked sense of humor. I also spent a fair amount of time with Caroline Hernandez. We sat together in the library for study hall and I wrangled it so she was my lab partner in biology.
So all of a sudden it's the first Friday in March, Sadie Hawkins Day at Palmdale Senior High. You should have seen Caroline's face when I handed her my books after homeroom. The pink on her cheeks looked fabulous over her tawny golden complexion. I played it to the hilt and Caroline was a good sport about it, even pulling out my chair for me at study hall. When she went into the stacks for a reference book I followed her and kissed her. She shocked the hell out of me by kissing me back hard. When I let her go the color was back in her cheeks but it was a flush, not a blush, and her eyes were a smoldering challenge. Hmmm, I thought about that kiss for the rest of the class. As Caroline lugged my books toward my locker I asked her to go to the movies with me the next evening.
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I met him at the local coffee shop. I walked in and ordered a grande mocha frappe. I payed for my drink, looked over to my left and saw him. Even though he sitting down, I could tell he was tall. Probably about 6'5. He was watching me, looking me up and down, satisfied with what he was seeing. I was admiring his features. His nice full lips, his chisled chest, and his nice big hands. Still sitting in a chair, I could see a bulge in his pants. I walked over, introducing myself."Hey, I'm Adam."...
I met him at the local coffee shop. I walked in and ordered a grande mocha frappe. I payed for my drink, looked over to my left and saw him. Even though he sitting down, I could tell he was tall. Probably about 6'5. He was watching me, looking me up and down, satisfied with what he was seeing. I was admiring his features. His nice full lips, his chisled chest, and his nice big hands. Still sitting in a chair, I could see a bulge in his pants. I walked over, introducing myself."Hey, I'm Adam."...
Rachael held a meeting with Mia, Mister Gamil, and Johnny; late in the morning of the day after the trip to Nubia. Spread out on the top of the picnic table was a map of the tunnels drawn on two large sheets of easel paper. Mia had done a masterful job as she had even drawn surface features in dotted lines. “Mister Gamil, I want you to have a heavy steel fence and gate installed at the end of the main corridor, right here,” she said as she stabbed her index finger down on the map. “Then,”...
The next day was Tuesday, December 21st, 2004; I slept in until after nine. I was in bed alone when I woke up. I gingerly climbed out of bed and tested my leg. It held my weight with only the pulling sensation from the stitches. I brushed my teeth, threw on some shorts and headed toward the wonderful aroma of breakfast coming from the kitchen. When I got there Jane saw me and smiled. “Good morning Sleepyhead. I was just about to come get you. Breakfast is ready.” I went over to where she...
I know you are wondering why I put up with all the drama that Rachael kept heaping on me. Well join the freakin' club, cause I didn't have a clue either. When she told me before Christmas break that she would be coming home early, I thought it was going to be to spend the rest of the holiday with me. So what happens? We spend one night together and she says she'll see me in a coupe of weeks and she splits for parts unknown. And the kicker was her reason, "Johnny it is just too good when...
Making my way up the stairs to my room, the bottle of pills in my backpack, I knew what I had to do. The decision had come easy to me, I was going to kill myself. Why, because I just raped my beautiful sixteen year old sister Shannon when we were alone the night before. I was two years older and Mom had left me in charge while she was off on a business trip. Not due back for three days she wouldn't find out what I had done till then and of course by that time I would be long since dead. My...
I wonder if every family has its own Johnny. In my family, he’s my older brother and he’s a selfish horn dog. My name is Jimmy and I’m a sophomore in high school and my brother Johnny is a senior in the same high school. He’s very popular and my mom is very proud of him and I know he’s her favorite child. She only has three choices, me, my younger sister Jenny or our over achiever brother Johnny. Anyway, Johnny’s a jock, playing both football and basketball and the girls just throw themselves...
After Mass, on the Sunday after the Homecoming dance, I had a message from Amanda on my cell phone to call her. When I returned her call she told me I was invited to dinner at her house that night. I got permission to go from my dad then accepted the invitation. Amanda offered to come pick me up but I declined and rode my bike over instead; I hoped the trip would be the swan song of having to use a mountain bike as my primary mode of transportation. I pedaled the two miles to Amanda's. She...
An uneventful (in terms of excitement) week had passed at modern day Karnak since the rescue of Princess Henuttawy. Progress at the dig moved along smoothly, both in the tunnels and at the Second Pylon. One of the students Mia was supervising in deciphering the writings on the main hallway chanced upon a painting of the Second Pylon. It was a large battle scene with Ramses capturing scores of Hittite slaves. The drawing was an immense help in determining how the plaster shards they were...
Johnny Come Lately...No More! Anna Feie I have come out of hiding, I am sick of hiding hence I shall never again be ashamed of who I am. A bold statement on my part but a statement of life as I have lived it. My given name has been lost in the "mists of time"; I choose to be known as Sue. Let me go back to the beginning of my time and begin. I was born the last of seven, Ray, Margaret, Ted, Carol, Jane, Duane, and Sally came before. All but Sally had left home by the time I...
A Piece of my Imagination Johnny Porter looked around his office just to ensure that everything was neat and tidy, a habit he’d picked up as a cadet and one he didn’t feel like relinquishing even on a new planet. Satisfied that everything was as it should be he grabbed his combat smock and headed for the door and home, smiling as he passed the sign on his door -- as he did every time he saw it. Captain J. Porter Commanding Officer Demeter Militia It sounded good but the whole...
They came back down the stairs together looking like sisters now. Johnny Junior sure liked how they looked. "Jack ... Johnny. Getting an erection because of your mother is really ... odd." "Your nipples look hard too, Emily. Is that just a friendly way of saying 'Hello Dere?' Covering up a laugh, April said, "I need to get back to work, this Author pays well if I'm quick." "I'd rather you be really slow, sis, if you know what I mean?" Attempting to change the subject, my...
I had another date with Elaine Thursday night after my last day of school before Spring Break. It was a warmish spring night so I drove us down to the beach after we ate. I parked my truck off to the side of the closed beach approach and we walked hand in hand down along the edge of the surf. "Ellen and I had a long talk last night," Elaine said. "About what?" I asked. "About us growing up and growing apart." "How did that go? How does Ellen feel about it? Most importantly to me,...
I love springtime in Florida. From about the middle of March until early June the weather is perfect. The humidity is low with temperatures rising to the mid eighties during the day, and dropping into the sixties at night. College spring break begins in late March, first for the Canadian then for the US schools. The college kids hit the beach about the same time that we locals start spending more time on them. If we wanted to check out the college talent we drove a dozen miles north to...
Saturday, I worked for my grandfather until noon. He had a little make work for me, I think just so I could make a few bucks. Money wasn't a big problem for me right now because I wasn't spending any of my own. Mr. Cavanaugh had given me fifty bucks to take the twins to the mall and I knew I'd get more for tonight's date with who ever won the coin toss. I didn't protest taking the money from him because I really did consider taking his daughters out as tutoring. I liked the hell out of...
I have a lot of stuff left to tell you but first I need to insert a small sidebar. I want to talk some about what makes a woman attractive to me. Now I don't pretend to be an expert, heck I've only had sex with a few women in my entire life, but every woman I've ever been with was sexy as hell, and I don't think it's a coincidence that every one of them was smart also. I know that my perception of beauty has undergone a radical change. For instance, I don't think the almost physically...
The next morning we left fer her betrothed's house after a meager breakfast. We got there jus' after noon, an' the people inside were jus' finishin' up. I knocked on the door an' a young man came ta the door. Cindy said, "Good morrow, Justin. Please tell Ephrem that I am here, an' I need ta speak ta him immediately." I wuz surprised when the Justin left us standing at the door; that jus' wuzn't polite, at all. It wuz nearly 10 minutes before an older man came ta the door—he looked...
One thing about us Pulaski men, we were fanatics about being on time. I think it all stemmed from my grandfather's years in the military. Being at the appointed place at the designated time, Papa called it. So on my big day my grandfather honked his horn for me at seven fifty-nine. I grabbed my backpack and sprinted out to his truck. As we motored out of town Papa looked at me wistfully when we passed Mama's Diner. "You can stop there on the way home, all you have to do is drop me off."...
I woke up feeling great Thursday morning after my threesome with Amanda and Caroline. And why the hell shouldn't I? I just lived every guy's dream and I had just turned sixteen. I was King Shit. Well, I was until I got to the bathroom to drain Kong anyway. Kong was a little sore when I shook him off but he was taking it like a man. I sidled from the john to the sink to brush my fangs. When I looked in the mirror I recoiled in horror. Recoiled because I had a zit on the end of my nose as big...
I was on autopilot driving home from my date with Shelia. I couldn't stop thinking about her, or reliving our evening. I was elated and scared witless, both at the same time. The reason I was scared was because Shelia was the first girl I had ever dated without the advantage of the connection thing. As the evening had progressed with Shelia I started to get a sense of how she felt but it wasn't the clear signal I was use to getting. I was also scared because Shelia soared with the socially...
Sunday, January the second, 2005 was my last day of freedom. It was back to school the next day. I went home at nine that morning, changed clothes, and attended Mass with Dad. It sure wasn't the same as last Sunday without Mom and Katrina there. Of course the experience didn't get better seeing the Cavanaughs and Rochellis sitting three pews in front of us. Tony and Shelia were sitting side by side, of course. After Mass we shook hands with Father Donovan on the church steps and headed for...
The Monday following my weekend with the twins and Cindi started a stretch of halcyon days for me. A life sweeter than the one I was living was beyond my comprehension. Guys, I'll tell you another benefit of hanging out with smart women; they are low maintenance and you don't have to spend all your time entertaining them. Now for some guys having a woman up your butt all the time is a good thing. If that's your bag, good for you. But me, I like a minute or two on my own every once and a...
The first day of the Festival of Opet saw the Barques of the Gods brought into the Royal Temple of Amun in Luxor. The shrines of the worshiped trio were removed and displayed in the temple sanctuary. They would remain there for twenty-seven days and return to Karnak by sailing down the River Nile. After Ramses accepted the Holy Barques, the priests and priestesses of the Cult of Amun Ra returned to Karnak. The return journey down the Avenue of Ram-Headed Sphinx was just as boisterous as the...
I promised to tell you how bad the rest of the summer of 2004 sucked and I'll get to that. But first I have to tell you that July started with a lot of promise. My baseball team was cruising, my social life was most excellent and my love life was extraordinary. Caroline Hernandez had blossomed into a confident young woman right before my eyes. She had a job at Walgreen's now, making money for herself for a change. Her store manager loved her because of her work ethic and ability to speak...
I walked Shelia to her room before heading back to mine. When I opened the door to our room, Creole was just coming out of the bathroom. I stood in the doorway, mouth agape, as he strolled to his bed wearing maroon silk pajamas with a gold paisley design. He caught my look and did a pirouette. "Nice, huh, my mama bought them for me. If I ever get a job as a bouncer in a bordello, I'm all set." I swear I had to hold onto the door handle to keep from falling down. His looked as if he were...
Posted: May 02, 2006 - 12:40:50 pm Updated: May 02, 2006 - 11:46:27 pm I left the Cavanaughs’ house a happy Polack after my twin blowjobs. Elaine and Ellen were happy, too. Ellen was happy because she was caught up with her sister in the sex department. Elaine was happy because we had moved one step closer to doing the nasty. The Mighty Kong was the happiest though, because he finally saw something besides the palm of my hand. Saturday morning Papa and I went to Mama’s Diner for breakfast...
A number of people have told me that I'm mature for my age. I like that and I like it when they mistakenly think I'm older than I am. I personally don't think I'm all that mature. I like to think that I'm just more responsible than the average sixteen-year-old guy. To me, maturity comes with life experience and I was woefully short in that area. I think people mistook me being a responsible, big and quiet person to mean I was mature. Being responsible I'll cop to. Because for a Pulaski...
I stuck a couple of fingers into my Liszt and finger fucked myself hard. It only took me a few minutes till I got what I wanted. 'arghhg ahh ohhh urghhhh' I was moaning louder and louder. Than my orgasm ripped through my body, I fingered myself faster and pushed the shower head closer to my clit and than Second orgasm ripped through my body 'OHHH YES YES YES ARGHHH NGHH UGHHH' after my second orgasm I finished having a shower. Johnny came home not long later and wanted lunch, I...
On a day in early June in 1950, a 12-year-old boy stood in the front row of the stands on the third-base side of Rickwood Field. The players were on the field, going through their pre-game drills. The boy was in the company of Walter Simpson, an old man. Mr. Simpson was a longtime fan of the Double-A baseball club known as the Birmingham Barons. He knew the players, and they knew him. Years earlier, when the boy had been only three and four years old, Walter Simpson and his wife had cared for...
I aimed a kick at the dog that had grabbed the little girls arm. My aim was good and I had some momentum when I connected with his ribs. The dog yelped as my hiking boot struck full force and he went flying. The little girl was dragged off her feet as the dog refused to relinquish its grip. Then, miraculously her jacket came off her arm, as all the dog had grabbed was sleeve. I quickly spun the girl around and pulled the other sleeve off her arm. My sudden appearance had caused the second dog...
It was nice not having to deal with Tony Rochelli's insults and jibes when school started back on the Tuesday after the MLK long weekend. Tony was still on in-school suspension for the next two days, no one, me included, knew that the axe was going to fall on his head that Saturday night. The Cavanaughs kept Shelia home from school all the rest of the week. The flu was the reason the school received and it was the story Tony got when he was unable to talk to her on the phone all week. Not...
We had gone about three miles from our overnight camp when some people came running at us from the trees to our right. Shit! They were Redsticks an' they were after blood—ours! Ezra wuz nappin' in the back of the wagon, since he had been awake the most last night, an' he sat upright an' yelled some wordless scream. I though fer shore that he wuz gonna bolt, but he pulled his knife an' stood his ground. Cindy pulled out her stiletto an' I grabbed up the crossbow. I started shooting...
Well, for a whole week, I was the town hero. I even had people askin' ifen I could make 'em some of them there throwin' knives an' teach 'em how to use the thin's. That scared me a mite, since I could see folks gittin' hurt cuz some idiot decided ta throw his knife an' missed his target. I got out of it by claimin' ta be too busy right now ta hold classes—maybe later? I figured that ifen I stalled long enough, they would fergit about the thin's. Meanwhile, it sounded like thin's...
Emma and I had fun at the mall. We buzzed into a few jewelry stores, picking up items from my list. Next it was Wilson's Leather for a briefcase for Katrina then we went to Victoria's secret and picked up a little something to put in that briefcase. I was carrying Emma after fifteen minutes. She was a game trooper but her little legs couldn't keep up. We went to the Wal-Mart super center next. It was crowded and noisy but I managed to snag a new twenty-eight inch television for Kayla to...
It was five in the afternoon when I pulled into our driveway. I had detoured by my grandparents' to look in on Jethro before going home. The doofus was happy to see me and blithely ignored me scolding him about digging up the yard. When left alone, Jethro found ways to amuse himself, usually by swiping anything not nailed down and burying it in the yard. I had to get the shovel, check that he hadn't buried anything vital and cover up the holes. My sister pulled into the drive right behind...
In the immortal words of my grandfather, when my sister climbed on top of me naked and grabbed my dick, I was so scared, I didn't know whether to shit or go blind. My plan to appease my sister with a little fooling around was backfiring on me big time. I didn't have a clue for what to do next but Kong seemed to be on the same sheet of music as Katrina. Already as hard as a railroad crosstie, he pulsed in her hand with the rapid beat of my heart. Katrina cooed as he throbbed in her long...
The week that the twins left for Ireland is when I met my "cousin" Tyler Tiplitski. I said cousin in quotes because Tyler is the grandson of my self-proclaimed aunt, Olga Swistak. In the circular logic of Olga and Nana, if Tyler is Olga's grandson, and she has declared me her nephew, then Tyler and I must be cousins. I met Tyler because Papa hired him as a favor to Aunt Olie. Tyler had just graduated from high school and was trying to decide on his future. Papa said he'd give the boy a...
Hi, I’m Johnny. I’m your average White boy 18 year old that’s good at math and play Tennis for my high school team. My future seems to be very bright with the options to either be a doctor or a dentist. What I didn’t realize was in my future would be cocks. Not mine, but other men’s. Like most boys in high school, I was mesmerized with anything that had tits and a vagina. I had plenty of girlfriends and never thought I would ever “bat for the other team.” Porn is easily available so I spent...
Sunday afternoon I was back at the Hoffmans', this time it was Richie, Stan, and I lifting weights and talking in the garage. "So Stan is hooked up with my sister, and Michelle is after Johnny. I guess that means I have to ask Katrina out," Richie said. Stan and I gawked at him trying to figure out if he was serious. Richie was the Romeo of our little posse, an accomplished ladies man. But still, this was Katrina Pulaski he was talking about so nonchalantly. Katrina was about as far out...