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Chapter One - “A Night At The Museum”

It was about 2:30 in the morning on a Friday of the second week of September and it was unseasonably warm outside.

The fact that it was 78 degrees outside made me glad that my job did not require me to work outdoors.

The company I worked for had received the contract to upgrade the computerized network system of the Museum of Arts and Sciences. Since the museum was to open for a new exhibit of rare Egyptian artifacts on the following morning, Joni and I were given one night to complete the job.

I had already been working with Joni for about three months now and we had already developed the comfortableness with each other that new friends start to have.

As the client was not going to be present while we were working, we had both decided to be comfortable and dress casually.

Besides being both very competent and hard-working, Joni was also quite attractive. She has short curly red hair, nice firm breasts and the sexiest pouting lips.

I had always made it a point as a professional not to allow myself to be distracted by such things while on the job… but this time was to be the exception.

I found it increasingly more difficult to concentrate on the job, as Joni had showed up to work that night wearing a cute white blouse, with frills on both collar and sleeves, and a neckline cut just low enough to show enough of her ample bosom to keep me distracted. To make things worse, she was also wearing a somewhat provocative pair of tight red shorts that perfectly accented her curly red hair.

She was busy wiping each workstation and installing the new Operating System on them. Meanwhile, I was working on the last stages of the upgrade on the second of three servers.

She turned to me and said, "Jim, I'm going out to the van and get my utility disk. This damn thing has a boot sector virus on it! I'll be back in a second."

As she headed toward the exit I called to her, "Hey, while you're out there, can you see if there is still some change lying around? I'm dying for some caffeine and sugar."

"Sure, need anything else?" She asked.

"Nope, just the caffeine fix. Thanks.” Admittedly, a caffeine fix was not the first answer that came to my mind when she asked that last question.

She had been gone a little longer than I expected and I was busy banging away at the keyboard when I heard her voice calling me, "Jim."

"Just a second, I am almost done." I said without looking up from the computer screen.

"JIM!" she said louder with urgency in her voice.

When I looked over at her I instantly realized why she was so insistent about getting my attention. Standing behind her were a man and a woman dressed in what appeared to be security guard's uniforms; both were wearing one of those cheap plastic Lone Ranger masks you buy for Halloween. The man was holding Joni's arm behind her back and an old style .38 police special to her head. The woman was pointing a similar weapon directly at me. "They're robbing the museum, Jim!" Joni said with fear in her voice.

"Keep your mouths shut. Do as you are told and don't give us any trouble and you wont get hurt." The female robber said to us. "Don't," she continued, "and the cops will be creating their own artwork on the floor with chalk! Get the picture?"

Chapter Two - “Boxed And Ready To Go”

While the woman held her weapon on Joni, her companion took me to a storage room located near the museum's loading dock. I was forced to help him uncrate, then cover with padding, several large paintings that the museum's personnel had apparently prepared for shipping and subsequent pickup.

The man handed me a 1½-inch drill bit, the likes of which you might use to install a doorknob. He pointed to one of the cordless drills, which I can only assume was used by the museum staff to seal crates, and then told me to drill several holes in one that was unused along with its accompanying lid. Both crate and top were insulated with thick plastic covered padding; and the crate, except for some packing blankets, was empty.

I started to worry when it occurred to me that the crate was just large enough for two people. I considered trying to jump him but realized that Joni would surely be dead if I failed, and possibly even if I did not. I was pretty sure that if I had a firearm this guy would have been toast. I did learn a few things playing first-person shooter games. Unarmed… well I didn't like the odds. After all, I am a computer geek not Walker, Texas Ranger! I decided not to risk it.

We then used a small forklift to load a crate and its lid onto the truck. After that, we went back into the area in which I had been working and I was happy to see that Joni was still safe.

We all headed to the truck where they told us to get into the back.

When we got there, the male robber told us to get into the crate.

It was then that his companion said, "Wait, I have a better idea. Strip!" and got a wicked smile on her face.

I looked at Joni. She looked at me.

And while we both just stood there in shock, the woman said while pointing her weapon at Joni, "Now! We haven't got all night!"

We started to strip and both stopped when we were down to our underwear. The woman looked at us and said, "I said strip. All of it!"

I closed my eyes as I pulled my T-shirt over my head and opened them just in time to see Joni's firm breasts spring free of her bra.

We both looked at each other in embarrassment for a second, but it didn't last long because the female robber did not give us time to think about it.

Impatiently she said, "Hurry up, now the rest of it, or do you want us to do it for you?"

At that we each let the last stitch of clothing protecting our modesty fall away.

Her male companion whistled when he saw the now fully nude Joni. Even as she tried to look away from me, I couldn't help but notice that Joni was a genuine red head.

The female robber said to me, "Not bad for a computer nerd."

She then pointed to the empty crate and said, "Take out those blankets and get in."

I removed the blankets from the crate and started to get in face first so that I could lie on my stomach. But the female robber stopped me and said, "No! Not that way. Lie on your back."

Having no choice, I turned over and lay back into the crate.

She turned to Joni and said, "Now it’s your turn Sweetie. Get in, and just so there's no confusion… face first!"

Joni walked toward the case looking even more embarrassed than before and climbed on top of me with her legs straddling me on both sides. She tried to keep her pelvis from touching mine by keeping her weight on her knees.

Then the female robber took the bundle of blankets I had removed from the crate and shoved them behind Joni's ass as though she were packing us for shipping. She took the flash light from her belt and turned it on. Then, she pointed her weapon at Joni's breast and pushed her into a sitting position.

She then bent down very close to me and said, "It seems an awful shame for you not to be able to enjoy the view." and then she looked at Joni.

Turning back to me she placed the flash light under my neck and said, "Here's a little light for you."

"Bitch! I'll bet your getting a kick out of this!" Joni said to her in anger.

Obviously vexed, the female felon simply put her head down and French kissed me for several seconds.

I really wish she hadn't done that because the combination of her warm tongue in my mouth and Joni sitting on me started the flow of blood to my till then dormant penis.

After she pulled her mouth from mine she said to me, "Enjoy the ride honey."

She then turned to Joni and said, "Looks like your lucky night, Sweetie."

Her male companion snickered and said to her, "You're such a romantic, Baby.”

"Yeah, I just love playing matchmaker.” she said and then pushed Joni down onto me and placed the lid on the crate.

When the lid was in place Joni said to me, "Jim, they are going to kill us! I don't want to die this way."

I started to reassure her when we heard one of them say, "Don't worry, both of you did as you were told and we keep our word. We won’t kill you. We just need time to get away once we get to the rendezvous point. Once we are safely away, we will call the police and tell them where you are. If we wanted to kill you, you would be dead already."

After that they secured the lid to the crate with four screws.

The doors to the truck closed, the engine started and the truck started moving.

Chapter Three - “Bumpy Roads Ahead”

It was warm but not stifling in the crate but we both started to sweat.

"I don't think they’re going to kill us," I said to Joni.

She looked me in the eyes as if trying to decide whether I was lying and then said with the sound of relief in her voice, "Yeah, I think you’re right."

"Are you terribly uncomfortable? Do your knees hurt?" I asked her.

"No, not at all," she replied, "the padding in the crate is actually quite soft."

Joni was still trying to use her knees to hold her pelvis away from mine but whenever the truck would hit a bump she would be thrown momentarily forward, causing her breast to rub against my chest, and then she would be thrown backward just enough for her pelvis to rub against the head of my recently awakened penis.

As the ride became suddenly bumpy, I thought to myself, ‘Just our luck, the truck these robbers chose to use is in dire need of new shocks.’

The contact of her pelvis rubbing on the head of my already agitated penis was beginning to have its effect on me.

I closed my eyes and tried not to think about what was happening while hoping my dick would go back to sleep. Unfortunately, someone forgot to tell my prick and the truck to cooperate with me.

A few more bumps later and it was fully awake.

"Is that…?" Joni said to me.

"Yes." I answered, embarrassed.

"Well, can't you do something about it?" she asked.

"I’m trying, but its pretty hard," I stopped, instantly realizing my poor choice of words.

"I know that!" she said in retort.

It was then that I realized it was now rubbing into the furrow of her warm pussy lips and they were definitely very wet.

"That's not what I meant." I said desperately.

"Well,” she continued, "Try to think about something else, Jim."

"I am, but it's just not working." I told her truthfully. "Every time you move...it...it, well you know." I tried to explain.

"It’s not my fault!" She said defensively.

"I didn't mean it was. It’s just that when the truck bounces, it makes you move and rub my... you know."

Then a few seconds later, I asked her, "Can you move at all?"

"Not much, with those damn blankets behind my ass! She's got us packed in here tighter than a couple of sardines." she said.

Then it seemed that the truck turned onto a gravel road and things got worse because it was really bumpy. I noticed now that her breathing had become slightly labored and she seemed to jump a little with each bump. I guessed her clit must have been rubbing on my fully erect shaft.

In desperation she said to me, "Maybe if I can raise my ass a bit you might be able to put your thing under my belly, then I can drop my weight and the movement might stop."

"Okay." I agreed, "Just say when."

"On three," she said, "One… Two… Three."

And with that, she tried to pull her pelvis up using her knees and I tried to pull back enough so that the head of my prick fell between us.

It did not work out quite as we planned because at that very moment three unexpected things happened. Firstly, the truck started down a steep incline throwing her forward more than either of us expected. Secondly, her knees slipped from the sweat that had been accumulating on the padding from our bodies and her knees slid outward causing her to drop suddenly on to my pelvis. And lastly, as I was trying to angle my prick upward between us, the truck started climbing again causing her to slide down my sweaty body burying my oncoming penis almost to the hilt into her pussy.

"OHHH, NO!” she said as I felt the firm grip of her now spasming pussy around my penis.

Chapter Four - “The Joy Ride”

We both lay there for a second neither of us knowing what to say.

Then I started to say, "I didn't mean for that to happen, really I..."

She cut me off saying, "Don't say anything! Don't move! And don't say anything!" And we just lay there in silence with my prick still buried in her.

Then after what seemed like an eternity, she said, "Don't move one bit. I’m going to try and get this thing out of me," and started to lift herself up onto her knees and attempted to slide forward.

But to our surprise, when all but the last inch of me was out of her, the truck made a sudden sharp turn and her knees slipped and she fell flat upon me. Then there was a large bump and she was thrown hard backwards this time burying me in her to the hilt. As the ride got bumpier, I realized that we were driving down railroad tracks and she was being rocked on my prick.

"OH MY GOD!" she suddenly cried and I knew right then that she was quickly riding a wave of pleasure towards a glorious orgasm. At the same time, the movements of her vibrating pussy on my enraged rod were doing the same to me.

"OHHH NO! I can't help it, it’s starting again!" she said with her eyes closed and a look of pure ecstasy on her face. "Please," she begged, "Make it stop."

But I could do nothing. As out of control of her body as she was, so was I becoming. And it would not stop until the ride to the sweetest of pleasures had driven us both to the brink and beyond the point of no return.

As her body reached the peak of ultimate pleasure, she suddenly opened her eyes and with total surrender to her passion, placed her mouth on mine, kissing me as only a woman in rapture can kiss a man.

As I felt her body spasming uncontrollably on me, she opened her mouth wider to release a silent scream of ecstasy. No longer able to control myself, I reached up to hold her tightly and thrust as deeply into her as I could. With our tongues joined in a dance of passion, I filled her up with the seed of our joining.

We both rode the wave of orgasm, until it began ever so slowly to subside. My organ, however, did not go flaccid. Her warm, cum-filled pussy was still vibrating and undulating on my penis since the truck was still rolling on the railroad tracks.

Our mouths parted and we looked deeply into each other's eyes as once again the waves began to slowly carry our coupled bodies to the highest state of physical ecstasy two people can share.

"IT’S SO GOOD." Joni said to me, and without hesitation she openly embraced the oncoming tide and leaned forward into me. I kissed and devoured her neck passionately, begging her not to hate me.

She pulled away to look at me and tell me that she would never hate me for giving her such pleasure. Then, kissed me again.

From the passion of her kiss and the trembling of her body, I could tell that she was as close as I was to cumming again. The truck pulled off the tracks the exact moment the wave hit us, further intensifying our orgasms.

We lay there, both of us, still coming down from the crest as the truck came to a halt.

Chapter Five - “Thirty Minutes To Kill”

We heard the engine stop, followed by the sounds of both doors opening. There were the sounds and feelings of things being moved out of the truck. Then came a female voice saying, "The police should find you in about thirty minutes. Hope you enjoyed the ride."

When the woman said that, Joni giggled as she showered my neck with kisses.

Then we heard the sound of another vehicle being started followed by its pulling away.

Joni looked at me and said, "What are we going to do for the next thirty minutes?"

With my semi-flaccid penis still encased in her pussy, I looked her in the eyes and said, "I think we can come up with something."

She giggled once more and began rocking ever so slowly atop me.

Epilogue

The next day, the newspapers would report that two unidentified gunmen—one man and one woman—had robbed the museum, that several rare paintings (valued at an undisclosed amount) had been stolen by the thieves, and that a man and a woman had been taken captive and later released without harm. What the newspapers did not mention was that the police report filed by the officer at the scene stated that he had discovered the captive couple, totally nude and—for some unexplained reason—tired, calm and quite happy.

The End

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Marian looked with disappointment across her backyard. The handsome young neighbor, to whom she had been rubbing one out nearly every Sunday morning, had “stood her up” for the second week in a row.  “You need to get a life, woman,” she said aloud to herself. As tempting as it was to fire up some gay porn on her iPad and take up her frustration with a Hitachi on full power, she decided maybe getting out in the world would be a healthier choice. She showered and took stock of herself in the...

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MMB The Great Warehouse Robbery

Chapter One - "The Night Shift" Having been built just last year, the warehouse was a relatively new building. It was owned by Charles Johnston and was being used as a shipping and receiving point for his wholesale business. The building contained a vast assortment of items that varied in both size and purpose. There were things as large as a refrigerator to as small as watch batteries; and items as mainstream as baby blankets to as kinky as anal beads. The night shift, consisting of Eric...

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Gold Plated Garbage TruckChapter 10 The Great Bank Robbery

One of the hardest things I have had to go through was when the Humper County National Bank was robbed. I mean that the only thing that applied was "comedy of errors." Or, as it was said when I was in the marines and my delicate bride for life, Emily, was being true to me in her own way, the term was FUBAR. (That's the initials for "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition.") And it took Moose, Brenda, Connie and me to straighten things out while Homer stayed home and got his dick made happy. He...

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The Secret Sex Museum Exhibit 321ph10

The Secret Sex Museum: Exhibit 321ph10 K. Holland & M. Mackenzie {And that brings us to:} Exhibit 321ph10, directly to your left. I must remind you that no photographic equipment is permitted. That, by the way, is under the strictest penalty of what laws apply--and they are many and, umm, quite fearsome... {So just imagine this,} says the catwalk-thin cutie, trembling all over from head-to-toe, her blue lips blood-flecked, blood-glittered, blood-dusted, and her large painted eyes not quite,...

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Museum Slut

Your morning is bright and clear, and you are eager to get to the museum, where you were a volunteer guide. The traffic is slower than normal and you are becoming impatient so you change the music to distract yourself. Your mind is planning and anticipating the day and the upcoming weekend. You will be able to have a quiet dinner alone tonight and you are looking forward to that. Soon you pull into the drive and find a spot in the reserved area and park. You check your hair in the mirror and...

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The Grim Reaper Reaper Security ConsultingChapter 21 Bank Robbery

Fall 2023 The summer progressed nicely. I spent a fair bit of time down in Sullivan County and the nearby environs, first analyzing what they had and then developing the options everybody needed to consider. One thing I stressed with them was that by standardizing on similar doctrine, training, and hardware, the SWAT teams created would be suitable for any eventual regional coordination. How the politics would work out was questionable, but it would be easier if the local units had similar...

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Crime Night at the Museum Ch 01

Anyone who is under the age of 18, along with anyone offended by stories of a sexual nature or containing sexual situations or offended by the idea of mind control in any fashion, please do not read this story. I had never seen a carving quite like it before. A good foot-and-a-half tall, the carving was that of a naked woman on her knees, but in pleasure rather than in supplication. Her knees were spread wide and both hands were laying on her sex. Her head was back, eyes closed, her mouth open...

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The MuseumChapter 5

"Doug is taking such a long time. Whenever you tell him to hurry up, he takes his sweet little time. But when you are doing something, he rushes you up. Maybe we should just leave him here. I sometimes ask myself why we bother bringing him along," cried David. "Hey Doug!! Where the fuck are you??" screamed Kelly. Kelly's blue eyes met David's brown ones. "I am tired of calling him. He can stay here if he wants," Kelly massaging her own head. David looked away from Kelly for a...

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A Private Tour In The Museum

Amethyst looked around and realised she had been too long in the toilets. Her high heels echoed with each step as she walked in the huge hall of the museum. She had lost her friends and she'd have to look for an officer for help. She frowned as she thought about the one who greeted them at the entrance - a tall and tanned man, in his late twenties, who had looked at her from head to toe like she was a fugitive. She'd turned her eyes away under his scrutiny. Her small frame had made her feel...

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AbracadabraChapter 9 A Night At The Museum

It had taken Gregg a great deal of time to work out just how to commit the crime. In the end he decided that his best approach was simply to be as brazen as possible, relying on the powers of the ruby and the apparently mystical insights of the Swami Pradesh. Accordingly, he arrived at the museum shortly before closing time, dressed in a splendid gold braided coat and wearing his turban and the Swami's ruby. The girl on the entrance desk said, "I'm sorry, sir, we're closed. The last...

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Night Robbery

One night when I was working as a salesman, I was in Nashville. I was 52 years old. I got lost and wound up in a sort of rough part of town. All of a sudden, it started raining. I drove and drove and drove. All of a sudden, my car swerved and I realized I had a flat tire. I pulled over and got out. It was raining harder. Suddenly, I see four men approaching me. I was thinking that maybe they were going to help me but was I so wrong. They grabbed me and began to beat me and robbed me. They left...

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Night Robbery

One night when I was working as a salesman, I was in Nashville. I was 52 years old. I got lost and wound up in a sort of rough part of town. All of a sudden, it started raining. I drove and drove and drove. All of a sudden, my car swerved and I realized I had a flat tire. I pulled over and got out. It was raining harder. Suddenly, I see four men approaching me. I was thinking that maybe they were going to help me but was I so wrong. They grabbed me and began to beat me and robbed me. They left...

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MMB The Great Estate Robbery

"OH MY GOD IT'S GOING IN ME PAUL!" Ashley said as my cock touched the mouth of her wet pussy. Prelude Herbert H. Williams III had died. People die all the time. There's nothing unusual about it. After all, he was seventy-eight years old. He had lived a full life. It happens to everyone sooner or later. They're born; they live; they die; they are mourned and eventually, in time, they are forgotten. But Herbert H. Williams III was unique, not because he had been quite wealthy. No, he was...

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The MuseumChapter 4

Sarah found herself in the middle of some bedroom. From the looks of it, it looked like she was inside some kind of hotel room. She was lying down on a bed. She had no recollection of how she got there. Also from the look of it, it looked like it was night time. Sarah went over to the bathroom and washed her face over the bathroom basin, with warm water. After washing her face, she stared at herself in the mirror. "What am I doing here?" she asked herself. The last thing she could...

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The Neighborhood Matchmaker

Based on sexual experience of mine. Hi my name is Dan I’m a 22 year old Caucasian guy from New York City. Last July the mother of my friend Kelsey had seen me outside working in my yard. I had been friends with Kelsey since before kindergarten. Her mom Bella came up to me and asked me if after I was done working in my yard could I come over to her yard and do some work for her. I said sure what do you need done. Bella said that she needed some to trim the bushes that around the pool area in the...

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A Private Tour In The Museum

Amethyst looked around and realised she had been too long in the toilets. Her high heels echoed with each step as she walked in the huge hall of the museum. She had lost her friends and she’d have to look for an officer for help. She frowned as she thought about the one who greeted them at the entrance – a tall and tanned man, in his late twenties, who had looked at her from head to toe like she was a fugitive. She’d turned her eyes away under his scrutiny. Her small frame had made her feel...

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Mina the museum curator

Authors note: Hi there. This is me, the author. The story youre about to read is based on a fictional character named Mina (http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/MinaMuseumCurator/profile) The guy actually made a whole HF page about her. There are some awesome pictures of his character and even a story. Being dissapointed at the single chapter story of about 600 words i decided to help out a little. Especially because of all the potential. Ok maybe i wasnt dissapointed but it was pretty shit :/...

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A lemur becomes a matchmaker

The big tits bounced up and down as the woman rode the cock. As she was leaning back, you could clearly see that it was up her arse that she was being taken and that she was sticking a dildo in her fanny.“Ted, we should go.” Edward sighed and shut down the browser. Much as he liked watching sex, he didn’t get much time with his mother who was always busy. Today he was taking her to London Zoo where he could show off his expertise. Whilst his mother, Laura, was a top financial wizard, Ted was...

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Peggy The Matchmaker

"Sitting on the park bench-- Eyeing little girls with bad intent." The opening lyrics to that well known song might have fit Mr. Charles de la Coeur to a tee. He was sitting on a park bench at the moment and he was indeed eyeing little girls with bad intent. Although, if you would have asked Charles what his true intentions were, he would have maintained that they were nothing if not honorable. But the truth was that Charles was a pedophile. He liked little girls a little bit too much. If...

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I Dream of DemieChapter 41 Matchmaker

“Beatrice?” “Yes.” “The ghost?” Beatrice’s green eyes looked at me from Vicky’s face, hurt. “I am a person, thank you very much!” I held out my hands in an attempt to mollify her. “Yes, of course you are, but ... you’re ... dead, right?” Now she looked uncomfortable. “Well, yes...” “And you ... possessed Vicky’s body and came up here to ... have sex with me?” Beatrice sexily nibbled Vicky’s lower lip. “Umm ... I could feel her connection to you, and her body was already stimulated. I...

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MMB The Great Art Gallery Robbery

Teaser "TURN IT OFF! JERRY, TURN IT OFF!" Mandy said as the butterfly vibrator went into maximum vibration mode, sending jolt after jolt of pleasure to her clit. Chapter One - “I Quit!” Jerry and Mandy had known each other ever since college. At that time, they had shared an apartment together to split their expenses. But their relationship had always been platonic. After college, it just seemed financially convenient to continue to share the apartment while they both worked...

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MMB The Great Art Gallery Robbery

"TURN IT OFF! JERRY, TURN IT OFF!" Mandy said as the butterfly vibrator went into maximum vibration mode sending jolt after jolt of pleasure to her clit. Jerry and Mandy had known each other since college. To split their expenses, they had shared an apartment together while they were in college but their relationship had always been platonic. After college, it just seemed financially convenient to continue to share the apartment while they both worked various jobs trying to pay off their...

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MMB The Great Deptment Store Robbery

Prelude Robert Thomas Claymore, the owner of the T.C. Claymore Department Store chain was dead. He had died quite peacefully in his sleep on a cold winter's night in the middle of December. His heirs, Thomas Claymore Jr. and Thomasina had inherited his entire fortune which included his country estate, the department store chain itself and his private penthouse suite. A reclusive man in his later years, Robert Claymore chose to spend almost all of his time at the penthouse suite which...

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Antheas baby 1

“What’s wrong? What’s wrong?”Anthea looked up at her mum as she sat down at the dining table. “Nothing is wrong,” Anthea responded watching as her mum hurriedly dried her hands with a tea towel.“Is the baby okay? Are you okay? Is Jack okay?” she asked as her husband came into the room and pulled up a seat at the table.“We’re all fine Mum,” she responded exasperated with her mum’s anxiety. “I have something to tell you.”“Sit down Helen,” her dad snapped. “Give the lass a chance to speak.”Anthea...

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Uther

Uther By Ellie Dauber (c) 2006 Introduction According to the legends of King Arthur, Merlin changed Uther Pendragon into a double for Duke Gorlois, so he could spend the night with Ygraine, the Duke's wife. Ygraine and Gorlois had three daughters: Elaine, Morgause, and Morgan le Faye. During their time together, Ygraine became pregnant with the child who was to become King Arthur. Uther's men killed Gorlois that same night. This is my TG (of course) version of what...

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The Greatheads Make New Friends

The girls needed more hot underwear so we decided one Saturday morning to hotfoot it over to the mall and visit the local lingerie shop. The saleslady regarded us curiously, a man and two women. Her name was Sally, according to her name clip, and I was regarding her curiously too. She was one of those slim dames with big tasty hooters, sort of a nervous, birdy face. Nice looking though. She followed Liz and Pat around as they gathered armfuls of stuff to try on. Even when they went giggling...

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Carruthers Bride

The the wind howled around the quayside as I stepped onto terra firma for the first time in weeks, the wind threw sharp shards of ice to sting our faces as we looked up at the sails as they were finally furled and stowed as our captain grinned at our discomfiture, "Au revoir!" he joked as if he knew we should soon be recalled. Those such as were left, and we were few enough, I shuddered. My best uniform packed securely in my Valise, awaited me, and just a few more duties before I...

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Blackrose bandits

The night was winter night was particularly cold. It was not all because of the cold, not all because of the biting wind. The night was cold with evil goings on. The forest of Nithara was coated in snow all around. The trees were white, the bushes were white, the ground that had once been lush was white with ice. Not a spec of green showed in the forest. No animals scurried around, no birds made a sound in the night. No creatures seemed to even live in this frightful place. But somewhere from...

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Mom GangBanged by Bandits

Mom had promised me that she and i would celebrate my eighteenth birthday at our cabin by the mountainside. I was eagerly looking forward for the occasion. I had always loved to visit our old little cabin, situated at the foothills. I also knew that perhaps it would be our last holidaying together for this season.With the winters were about to go, but the whether was still very cold. We all were looking forward for the upcoming summers. Within weeks the weather would slowly start getting warm...

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Motherless Vintage

Do you know of the porn site Motherless.com? You should. I’ve reviewed it a few times on my site, The Porn Dude, although it was for different genres every time. This time around, I’m going back to this place and looking at a specific and niche little category many of you are just begging me to cover. We’re looking at vintage porn today. While it doesn’t have the same resolution and quality as the porn you can find today, it’s definitely a genre of porn that has a lot of personality to it and...

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