Stitch And Bitch Club
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The woman who opened the door to my knock early in the afternoon on January 2 was clearly surprised to see me.
"Mister Sterling," she said coldly, holding the door open two feet and no more. "What can I do for you?"
"I came to ask a favor, Mrs. Palmer," I said. I'd dressed nicely, in the same outfit I'd tried to wear to church before Jeanne shot it down. I figured if I'd dressed in church clothes — which I hadn't managed to buy yet, anyway — Mrs. Palmer would have been a little suspicious. As it was, she gave me a long look, as if measuring me for a suit.
"Come in," she sighed finally, after the inspection was finished. "May I offer you a drink?"
"No, thank you, ma'am," I said.
She gestured to the couch, and took a seat opposite me.
"Ma'am, I'd like to take your English Honors class," I began.
"Absolutely not," she cut me off.
"Ma'am, I — "
"Mister Sterling," she cut me off again. "Let me tell you a story. I had a very good student in my ninth grade English class. But he became involved in sports and unlike some of the athletes I've known — some of the student-athletes — his academic work started to slip."
"Ma'am," I started again.
She held up her hand and I shut up again.
"I monitored his progress throughout tenth grade," she continued, "and it continued to slip. I decided to give him one more chance last year, out of respect for his mother, who'd become a dear friend of mine, and because I remembered what kind of student he'd been. Are you following me, Mister Sterling?"
I simply looked at her.
"He came to class less than half the time," she was working herself into high dudgeon. "When he was there he sat in the back with his friends and smirked at me. He didn't submit his final paper until two weeks after the school year ended.
"A paper that was below what he was capable of doing, Mister Sterling," she went on, nearly foaming at the mouth now. "Well below. And even then, Mister Sterling, even then, I went out on a limb for him and convinced the principal to give him a C as his final grade instead of the C-minus that the rules said he should have received. No, Mister Sterling, you are out of favors."
"I understand that, ma'am," I said, "but —"
"It is not something that admits of any buts, Mister Sterling," she insisted.
"This is for you," I said, opening the manila folder I'd brought with me and handing her its contents.
"What is it?" she asked skeptically.
"It's the paper I should have turned in last spring," I said.
She read the title and looked up at me.
"You wrote this paper last spring and turned in that other piece of —" she began.
"Crap," I agreed. "No, ma'am."
She looked even more surprised.
"You wrote this recently?" she asked.
"Last week, ma'am," I nodded.
"Why?"
"To show you how serious I was about getting into your class, ma'am," I said.
She gave me another long look and then turned her attention to the paper. She read the first paragraph or two before looking back at me.
"If you had come to class," she said, "you would have known I don't agree with your thesis about the role of the Fourth Tempter in Eliot's play."
"Actually, ma'am, I was in that class," I said. The notebook I'd found in my pile had contained, among its few scribblings, a notation of Mrs. Parker's views of that very thing.
"Then why this?" she held up the paper.
"You wouldn't consider it a very persuasive paper, ma'am," I suggested, "if you were already persuaded of its conclusion before you read it."
She looked at me like I'd grown antennae, and slowly returned to the paper.
"So you're suggesting that if I acquiesce in your request, I can expect this kind of work, rather than the crap you gave me last year?" she tossed the paper on her coffee table when she'd finished.
"I'm suggesting only that this is the kind of effort I'll give you, ma'am," I said. "What you'll get is a different question entirely."
She gave me a kind of half-smile, still turning it over in her mind.
"I have to point out that this is your fault, ma'am," I said, really pressing my luck
Her eyes flashed at me, challenging me to explain that outrageous statement.
"Ma'am, if you'd let Mr. Linwood give me that C-minus," I said, "there'd be no way I could pull my average up to a 2.75. But you gave me a C, and Ms. Carter in the office tells me that if I do well enough this spring, including in your class, I can get a 2.74 something that will get rounded up to a 2.75."
She looked at me and gave me a crooked smile, which turned into a small chuckle after a few seconds.
"Hoist by my own petard, eh, Mister Sterling?" she said.
"So it would seem, ma'am," I agreed.
"Of course, if you'd turned in this paper, you wouldn't need to take my class," she said, picking up the paper on the coffee table.
"Touché, ma'am," I smiled. "Of course, I'm the one who's going to have to pay for both of our mistakes by working my butt off, ma'am. All you have to do is let me in the class."
"Oh, very well," she said. "This 2.75 is important to you?"
"Yes ma'am," I said. "It's —"
She cut off my explanation with her hand.
"Allow me the fantasy of pretending that your love of learning has simply been reborn, Mister Sterling," she said. "And I don't need to point out how disappointed I will be if I don't see the kind of effort you have promised me."
"No, ma'am," I smiled. "Thank you. May I use your phone, ma'am? I need to call Ms. Carter and let her know."
"I'll do it myself, Mister Sterling," she said. And she did. Right then and there with me listening.
I got up early the next morning and found what I thought was most likely the kind of outfit I would wear to school. Jeanne didn't say anything nasty about it at breakfast, so I was fairly confident as I followed her out the door to the bus stop.
"Where are you going?" she turned abruptly to confront me.
"To the bus stop?" I suggested.
"You have a car," she pointed to the Subaru in the driveway. "You're a senior. Why take the bus?"
"Do you want to practice driving?" I asked her.
"No," she said after a moment's thought. "I'd be too nervous pulling in there. Why aren't you driving? Won't Stephie be upset you're not picking her up?"
She said "Stephie" in the same scornful tone she'd said "Sheila" on Christmas, so I jumped to the conclusion that Stephie was a girlfriend, probably the girlfriend if she expected a ride to school.
"She'll just have to be disappointed," I said nonchalantly. Picking Stephie up had three problems. The first, perhaps not insurmountable problem, was the actual act of driving. I hadn't had the car out since Christmas Day, and wasn't confident of my ability to navigate busy streets that would have crosswalks filled with children. The second, more difficult problem was that I had no idea where Stephie lived. And of course, the third problem: I had no idea who Stephie was. I didn't remember a Stephie, or even a Stephanie, from ninth grade.
"So tell me," I said as we reached the bus stop, "which of my girlfriends have you liked?"
"I liked Cammie," she hissed.
"Cammie," I nodded.
"Before you turned into an asshole with your little blow or go ultimatum," she seethed.
"My what?" I asked.
"Oh, fuck you, Trick," Jeanne spat. "You know exactly what I'm talking about."
The bus's arrival prevented any further discussion, so I found a seat by myself at the back. I wouldn't really have broken up with Cammie Rowe because she wouldn't give me a blowjob, would I?
"PaTRICK STERling," came an annoying whine from the front of the bus after one of a series of stops to which I'd stopped paying attention. "The TRICKSTER!"
I vaguely recognized Bobby Bunt, a guy I'd been in ninth grade with. He'd never been particularly talented athletically, and he'd certainly hadn't been nice to me back in ninth grade, so I was inclined to brush him off now. Of course, there was a chance that he was my best friend now.
"Dude," I nodded as he eagerly sat down in front of me and turned around. I'd decided that "Dude" would be my answer to everyone, until I figured out who was who and what was what.
"So, good holiday, Trickster?" he asked.
"'Sokay," I nodded. "Yours?"
"Excellent, Trickster," he nodded. "Excellent."
We weren't best friends. He was too eager. I'd be willing to bet he'd been cut from the varsity baseball team last year. Fortunately, he managed to chat on for another ten minutes with minimal contributions from me until we reached the school.
Fortunately, there were a number of students who couldn't remember the combination to their lockers after the two-week holiday. None of them had my additional problem — no idea which locker was actually theirs. Fortunately, both of them turned out to be a non-issue. Ms. Carter was standing at the counter in the office with a big book opened in front of her, writing down locker numbers and combinations as a line of students filed past her. I waited my turn, I told her my name, and I got my slip of paper. I opened it up just outside the office: "137, 34-22-5; nicely done, Patrick."
The printout that Ms. Carter had given me the week before let me know that I had Mr. Smithson for homeroom, and the absence of any explosion or even icy staring let me know that it wasn't something I shared with the mysterious Stephie. I had become more and more apprehensive about meeting this girl. Who was I dating? What was she like? Did we have common interests? I was heartened by the fact that I had obviously been found attractive by Miss Edwards, and disheartened by my apparent rejection of Cammie Rowe.
Stephie wasn't in my first period class. Mr. Kennedy's government class apparently appealed to the athletes. I recognized most of the guys as athletes, greeting them with high fives, low fives, and forearm bumps as they were offered to me. I greeted every "Trickster" with a "Dude." There was a smattering of girls in the class, as well, although they were a distinct minority. It was a fairly dull class; Mr. Kennedy was a fairly dull teacher. He passed out the textbooks, gave us our first assignment, and began lecturing on the separation of powers. I took careful notes, to the obvious surprise of the guys sitting around me.
Second period was a little more exciting. Mr. Anson greeted me with a sarcastic "Nice to see you, Mr. Sterling," and then, no more than ten minutes into a quick review of last semester's work, asked me with a smirk to explain the cause of the War of 1812.
"The nominal cause, sir, or the real cause?" I innocently blinked my eyes.
"I'm sorry?" he stopped his pacing of the front room to stare at me.
"Well, of course the nominal cause was the British impressing sailors off of American vessels," I explained, parroting what I'd read in "American History for Dummies." "But many scholars believe that the real causes were economic, of course, having to do with trade between a young America and two countries, France and Britain, that were still at war with each other. And then there's the issue of territorial ambition. Many powerful Americans coveted Canada, which was —"
"Thank you, Mister Sterling," he stopped me.
It ended up being a long time before he called on me again, and then only because I raised my hand to argue with him about the objections voiced by Abraham Lincoln to President Polk's 1848 war against Mexico.
Stephie wasn't in that class, though, nor was she in Mrs. Palmer's class, the Honors English Seminar. I didn't get any high fives, low fives, or forearm bumps in that class. What I got was an entire class of stunned looks, the kind that a luncheon of society matrons would give a bum who wandered into their midst from the street.
Mrs. Palmer smiled at me, though, and told me she had saved me a seat in the front row. I smiled back and thanked her. And took my seat.
She started teaching immediately, informing us that the entire seminar would be devoted to the works of a single author, Herman Melville. She gave us our first reading assignment, a short story called "Bartleby, the Scrivener," and our first writing assignment.
"What I want," she said, "is a one-page single-spaced hypothesis. On the syllabus that I just passed you will find the URL of a website that contains a short biography of Herman Melville. I want you to pick one fact from that biography — just one — and hypothesize about how that fact might have influenced Melville's writing. Has anyone here read Melville?"
It turned out the answer was no, and Mrs. Palmer smiled.
"Good," she said. "I don't want to know — yet — how it did or didn't influence him. What I want from you, by Friday, is how it might have influenced him. For example, he was a crewman on a whaling boat. Oh, and that's the one fact that is off limits. How might his experience on that boat influence his work? What would you look for when you're reading? Miss Josephs?"
"Will you be grading this, Mrs. Palmer?" came a prim voice from directly in back of me. I recognized Missy Joseph's voice, dripping with even more false sweetness than it had in ninth grade. From the little I remember of her, she probably felt betrayed, that Mrs. Palmer had stolen her seat and given it to me.
"I will be grading every single thing you write in this class, Missy," Mrs. Palmer said. "If you write on the board, I will grade that. If you pass notes, I will grade them. If I catch you text-messaging, I will grade that. And since none of you seem to be able to spell in text messages, you should be prepared accordingly. There will be no examinations. This is a writing seminar. Any other questions? Very well, the essay by Friday. Bartleby by Monday."
I was on my way to my fourth period Astronomy Class, clear across the building in the science wing, when I was grabbed by the shirt collar by a short but well-muscled man wearing a T-shirt and sweat pants, who spun me into the front office.
"Coach?" I guessed.
"What the hell is this, Sterling?" he asked, waving a piece of paper in front of me.
I tried to follow it, unsuccessfully, until I started to get dizzy. I gave up.
"Sir?" I asked.
"Your schedule?" he finally let me in on what we were discussing. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
I could see Ms. Carter watching me intently from behind the counter.
"Sir," I began, "I'm taking advantage of the fine educational opportunities that this school offers. I believe I've been remiss in that the past few years."
Coach was a little taken aback; behind him, Ms. Carter was utterly failing in her effort to suppress a smile.
"Why?" Coach finally sputtered.
"Because I don't want to end up as assistant manager at the Seven-Eleven like my brother if I get injured." I said. "Sir."
"I've gone to a lot of trouble to arrange visits from scouts for you this semester," he changed tactics. "Pro scouts, Trick."
"Yes, sir," I said. "I still left my afternoons free, except for Wednesdays. And that's only sixth period."
"You do realize that this is our chance at the big leagues, don't you, Trick?" he said. "The team's not gonna be hittin' or fieldin' behind you like last year. We'll be lucky to make the conference playoffs."
"Yes, sir," I said. It didn't surprise me; most of the guys in the front row in the picture on my desk had been seniors last year. I was a little curious about "our" chance at the big leagues, though.
"When is the first one scheduled, sir?" I asked.
"Thursday," he muttered. "Seventh period."
"I'll be there," I smiled. "Ms. Carter, can I have a pass for my next class, please?"
The bell had gone off several minutes ago, and with pass in hand I ran down the hall to the physics room, where the students sat not at desks but at lab benches, with two stools to a bench. I handed Mr. Carruthers my note, and he directed me to the only open seat, at the back of the room near the window, with a very hot-looking blonde who'd broken into a big grin as soon as I entered the room.
"Hey, Trick," she whispered to me as I took my seat.
"Hey," I said.
"Didja get what you wanted for Christmas?" she continued in a low, sexy tone.
Mr. Carruthers was in the midst of passing out textbooks and explaining what would be expected of us, but I was a little leery of just telling this girl to shut up. She could be Stephie's best friend. Hell, she could be Stephie, although that seemed a little unlikely.
"Yeah, sure," I tried to end the conversation.
"I didn't get what I wanted," she pressed on in spite of me.
"A gag would have been nice," hissed the girl directly in front of me as she turned around to glare at us.
"Cammie Rowe," my benchmate smiled cruelly as she readied a retort, "why don't you —"
"Some problem back there?" Mr. Carruthers asked.
"No, sir," Cammie whipped back around after a final glare at me.
"No," the girl next to me drawled insolently.
"No, sir," I said. "Something was squeaking back here — this chair maybe — and Miss Rowe asked me to keep it quiet. I'm sorry if it bothered the class."
In front of me, Cammie Rowe and her bench partner, a guy I vaguely remembered as some sort of band guy, started shaking with giggles. The girl beside me turned her cruel smile into a malicious glare and then turned it on me. But she did shut up for the rest of the class.
Mr. Carruthers spent the rest of the period explaining that there would be no lab today, but at next Wednesday's lab, he would assign us partners. A week later, he expected each pair of partners to pick a single area of the sky on which they would concentrate their research. Throughout the semester, he explained, he would give us the tools to understand everything we needed to know about the stars and other objects we'd be viewing, and our final research project would reflect our application of those tools to our chosen area. By the end, I was very pleased to be in this class.
No Stephie in the religion class either. There were only seventeen students in all, and the first three seats of the five rows were already occupied when I entered, each of them with a smartly dressed student wearing a pastel button-down shirt and either slacks, for the boys, or longish skirts, for the girls. I found a seat four back, next to the only other student who didn't look like she'd come from the same mold.
"Patrick Sterling," I introduced myself as I sat down before the bell rang.
"Tanya Szerchenko," she smiled shyly. Mrs. Jenkins walked in then, frowning slightly at the rows of cookie-cutter classmates that Ms. Carter had warned me about when she'd signed me up for the class. She smiled at me and Tanya, clearly the class misfits, and began to lecture. She explained that we would be examining the Old Testament as history, putting various books — some historical, some prophetic — in the contest of their times. This was actually better than Sunday School. By the end, I was glad I was taking this class, too.
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Hi, I am Joginder from Chandigarh. I am back with another sex story. I am 26 years old. Physically well-built and having fair skin tone. I am a Punjabi guy and my height is 5 ft 10 in. You can contact me at , privacy is assured. Please share your views and comments in my email ID. This is a real sex story. This happened with me in May-June this year. The girl’s name was Priya and she was 18 years old.She used to live near our house. I am living with my family now. One day in the evening, I just...
'Fuck' Will thought. He raised a fist at his alarm clock and struck hard, stopping the beeping. 9 minutes later the sound happened again. He repeated the process until he decided to look up. "Oh FUCK" He yelled out. It was 8:00! Shit, the bus comes in 10 minutes! He jumped out of bed and changed clothes as fast as he could putting on boxers, and a dark blue tee shirt. He wore blue jean shorts and quickly put on his shoes. He ran out the door grabbing his bookbag and his spare key and...
Mothers day was coming up and at Claire's School the student council which Claire was on, had decided to celebrate it by having a mother daughter school fun day. They had taken their idea to the school board who had thought it sounded like a great idea. It was decided they would take the responsibility for the paperwork and technical stuff, but would leave all the planning of the events and activities up to the girls of the student council. The girls all new exactly what they wanted, this...
At the moment, Lisa, my girlfriends best friend, is staying with us. She is going to Australia soon and left her old rented house to live with us for 3 months before she leaves. Lisa is a tall (5ft 8') blonde woman (34) with a fantastic figure. She runs every day almost and she has the most amazing toned ass you will ever see. Seriously! Anyhoo, for the last 3 months or so, I have been flashing her or attempting to flash her. Now, I wasn't sure if she had seen me. You see, there is...
I slept good, even if I smelled mom’s cunt all night. But I would rather smell her cunt than anyone else’s. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and Mandy was waiting for me. She made me drink her piss, and then piss in a glass to drink mine. She told me to shower and hurry up, so we could have breakfast and get to school. I did as she instructed and when done, went down stairs to see mom plating our food. Of course, there was the 2 glasses of someone’s piss and then she put our food on a...
The evening shift at the Ferryboat was ... interesting. My conversation with Fi at her house had developed, for a while, exploring some of her needs and - at least on my part - my limits. Which went about as far as it could, given that we were due back at work in an hour or so, which is hardly an ideal opportunity to begin exploring the wilder aspects of human sexuality. So we chatted, really quite matter of factly, about some of her enduring fantasies - which were, I felt, helpfully...
As we stepped out of the archway and into the light, I was amazed at the sight laid out in the vast expanse before me. Grasslands stretched as far as I could see, and for a second I forgot that I was inside a tower. They reminded me of pictures I had seen, before my untimely death, of New Zealand and of areas of Great Britain. Warm light filled the sky from high above, almost like sunlight, and I could see what Amenthia had meant. The structure of the Dungeon outside did not look even a tenth...
Annie confessed to me about the first time she had enjoyed her best friend Katie’s borrowed panties.She was having a sleepover at Katie’s house. Katie had been out shopping with her mum, and was excited to show off her new buys to her best friend. The girls had fun trying on all the revealing spring clothes. Now she was 16, her mother had allowed Katie to choose her own panties. With boys in mind, she had chosen a 3 pack of Tanga style with 'Tweetie Pie' embroidered on them. Katie was wearing...
MasturbationThe Oracle Of New Delphi By Hypatia This is my first attempt at a story that sort of got away from me and despite the fact that I have three other short stories on the go since I started this I have not been able to finish them as this was always rearing its head to distract from my thoughts. So after six months of playing around with it I present to you my monster that has emerged from my unconscious mind. I don't know whose taste it will be for it is a very long and involved...
I’m 30 years old now and I’m the same weight I was when I got married 5 years ago. I’m 120lbs and at 5’4’’ tall I have a nice curvy body. I’m pretty with dark hair and blue eyes. I work out five times a week and have kept my body firm and tight. I have well defined legs, tone arms, a flat belly and a big round ass. I keep my bush well-groomed on top but around my pussy shaved bald because I like it smooth and I think most guys appreciate a bald pussy when they go down on a woman, not that my...
There's been a big gap between parts two and three, and I hope, for those who've left nice comments, it's not a disappointment. Anna felt a flush creep up her neck into her cheeks, and across her breasts. The air seemed to have had the oxygen sucked from it and she was panting with her head pounding. She couldn’t believe she’d just suggested Angie join her and Glen in bed. She’d never thought of Angie sexually, and if anything, had thought of her more like a big sister or even...
BisexualCara May is an All American blonde, barbie looking bombshell, and she wants to help honor the troops who have fought for her to have the right to do whatever she wants. Lucky for us, what she wants is to show off her fat tits and hot ass. She also wants to practice her right to suck cock on camera. She flops those giant hooters out at us reminding everyone why freedom of expression is such an important right to protect. As she wags them back and forth, one cannot help but admire the fruits of...
xmoviesforyouIt was 6 in the evening. I woke up from my post masturbation sleep. I was tired as I had already jerked off twice that day, but workout wasn’tsomething I was going to miss. I particularly chose this time of the day to workout because I used be the only one in the gym, and I like some privacy while working out. But for a week now I had some company. She was about 5 feet 6 inches, fair, black hair, going slightly below her shoulder, she wasn’t skinny but wasn’t fat either; somewhere in between....
I woke up with a start, my hand darting to my chest, to look for the hole where the sword had pierced me. Content that there was nothing there, I tried to get up and only then did I realize that I was not alone in bed. Janet had laid down next to me and, I guess, fell asleep on my shoulder, though my jerking up in bed had roused her from her nap. “Davik?” she asked, a note of concern in her voice. “Are you okay? Was it another of those dreams again?” “Yes it was, Janet, but your suggestion...
Kate stirred lazily in bed. It felt so nice and warm beneath the covers that she had completely forgotten the events of the previous evening. It wasn't until she opened her eyes that the memory of it all came back to her in vivid detail. "Oooooooh," she moaned and turned over? pulling the sheet up so that her head was almost covered. Then, she sat up abruptly and looked at the other side of the bed. Tim was up... What time was it anyway? Sun streamed in through the window, and she could...
Note : This story is completely fictional! My mom and dad divorced when I was pretty young and it seemed like my mother dedicated her life to me. She attended all school functions, all sporting events and anything I participated in, she participated in. I don't even remember her having a boyfriend back then. We lived in an older house but it was always clean and picked up in case anyone stopped by so you didn't have to “run around picking up newspapers and dusting things off.” But the house had...
IncestI was out one Friday night with my mate, Neil, just in our local pub, when I caught the eye of a couple of girls I knew from my summer holiday work in the warehouse of a local factory. The girls waved me over & we sat down with Carol, a plain looking girl of around 20 with a penchant for revealing tops & short skirts which showed off her trim body.With Carol was Elaine, a married woman in her mid 20's with 2 k**s, a pretty girl wearing similar clothing struggling to contain her, more...
Best Friend’s Son (I) Burt’s Son - Part OneHe was giving me that look again. Like he did, frequently. Only this time the little bitch had taken off his shirt - so who the fuck wouldn’t look?And when I say little, I mean big.And when I say bitch, I mean stud.But all summer long he’d been giving me that stare, like I was about to jump his brawny ass and he was gonna cold-cock me if I did. Which he said he would, if I ever touched him, which would have disqualified him from the job site, except he...
For personal reasons, I’ll be taking a short break. Expect the next chapter in the New Year – VirtualAtheist CHAPTER NINE The results of the board of enquiry were confidential, so of course Paula knew all about it within half an hour via the Nags Network. She pulled me to one side that afternoon and told me that it was all around the university. Professor Deaks was a complete dickhead with his PC head jammed up his PC arse, and that I was Miss Usiku Wa Manane Mwenye, but everyone should just...
I was in a sex club in Amsterdam a couple of years ago with my wife who was slightly drunk. She is a bit submissive and I enjoy showing her off. She was wearing a short dress, low cut with stockings and a suspender belt underneath. She is petite and slim but has big firm tits (5' but 32E)and keeps her pussy close shaved. Her clit is pierced with a gold bar. We had had a few drinks before we got there and the entrance price included 2 or 3 more.As the night wore on we watched the live show and...
ABSOLUTELY NO FRIEND REQUEST WITHOUT COMMENTS ON THE STORY.You must read part 1 to get the story and find most unique and creative sex scenes and dialog--------------------------------------------------------//////-----I started to pack my things. I didn't have much. A few tees, 2 pair of Jeans, a few undies and a towel. My toothbrush needed to be replaced. I picked up my little bag and walked to the door. Just before leaving the room, I turned around and looked back to where I had spent my...
The biggest one of the four said, "We came to offer you some help. We heard all about you." The other three were eyeing the women. Christiane had pulled away and started to cry. Tiffany got between her and the men. She was naked and only sixteen. "Thanks, but I don't need any help. We're doing an experiment to see how many times we can cum while travelling across Canada." "Well, you see, we were trying to do this politely but we don't have to." I now had to smile, "You mean to...
Sally and I lay on a deserted and beautiful beach in the Bahamas. We were both completely nude. I applied more sunscreen all over her body. She softly moaned as I covered every exposed piece of skin on her adorable body. I had completed her back and was now making sure I didn’t miss any place on her front by going over it for the third time. I wiped my hands on a towel and rubbed across her mound and slipped a finger in her pink slit. It was wet and slippery. She bucked up against my hand,...
The weather in this part of the country sucks. I was born and raised here and never quite got used to temperatures in the low hundreds in the summer and then howling winds that blew the snow parallel with the ground all winter. This wasn't Minnesota or one of those states but Kansas. Yeah, the home of wheat and coyotes.I'm Bob and twenty-seven and was on my way from Wichita to just south of San Antonio, Texas for a job interview and was tooling along just over the Oklahoma line at seventy when...
My wife, Di, and I were having her sister and husband visit us for the week. Mary was Di's older sister but the two of them were fairly close to each other. Mary's husband Jerry was about as easy going as you could get. The two of them made a good pair as neither one seemed to get riled up about anything. Di and I were really easy going as well and naturally it was not a surprise that the four of us got along as well as we did.Mary was only three years older then Di and at forty-one was in...
When I was a freshman I joined a lot of clubs sports and programs and had a lot of fun but my mom couldn’t keep up with all the driving. Eric did some mostly taking me to soccer games and practice. Eric was a great step dad and gave us a lot more than just a home and family. We went to Disney World and anywhere from Florida to Alaska, west coast to east. Eric wanted to buy me a car so that they didn’t have to drive me a lot. My mom didn’t like that idea and said that if I wanted to continue...
My Mother-in-law is a bit taller and heavier than her daughter and before we were married it was just the 2 of them for years. We had the bedroom across the hall from her and she always gave us plenty of space. This episode started one Sunday night after my wife (Michelle) and I had just finished having sex, lots of foreplay and lots of fucking, trying lots of different positions as always. Michelle got up to visit the bathroom to clean up a bit. No sooner had she left the room than she was...
Kayla's cell phone rang just as she was pulling up to Chloe's house. It was Alex. Ever the considerate husband, whenever he was out with the motor home, he'd always made a point to call her the same time every night. "Hi honey! How's the fishing at Florence Marina?" She asked. Disappointment in his voice, Alex replied, "Lousy. But I took a nap and I'm going to go out with a buddy and do some night fishing. How's Atlanta?" "Nothing new here." Kayla answered. Then thought,...
Hi friends yeh meri first story he, ummid karta hu aap ko pasand aayegi or aap apni comments muje jarur se bheje chahe story achi lage ya nahi ab me jyada bor na karte sidhe apni real story pe aata hu, Mera naam lucky he or meri age 25 he ye kahani aj se 5 saal pehle ki he, jab mene apni sagi bahen ke saat pehli baar sex kiya tha, meri bahen mujse 3 saal badi he or uska rang gora he, uske boobs bahut he akarshak he uski size koi 34-26-35 hogi mene use kabhi bhi buri najar se nahi dekha or hum...
After booting up the Internet and logging on to Messenger, Elaine was notified of two new messages in her email box.She knew one was from herself. She'd emailed a whole host of links she'd unearthed after Googling the names 'Gloria Brame' and 'Jay Wiseman' on the library's computer earlier in the day. They were the authors that had set Gary on his path. Between classes she'd had a bit of spare time and the library seemed to be the logical and safest place to go. At the time she hadn't been so...