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That was a cold shower for him. I need to go find Bart anyway.
This guy’s sister got off his lap, and I saw him being dragged from the restaurant by a group of girls that looked like they were sisters or cousins. More than one of his brothers and cousins sighed in relief.
“David,” one of the boys in his family whispered to me. “If only you would let me, I would suck your dick. I think most of the boys and men in my large family would too. Girls in our family don’t get raped, but the guys do. Only our dicks getting fucked raw saves us from any girls he forces to suck his dick or let him fuck their ass. If not for Kaity, Christina, Ursula, and Jeni coming to care for our sore dicks, we would have killed him. Girls can bitch about him going off too fast for them to get off. Not my sisters or cousins. I’m lucky to cum when they let me.”
Maybe I should give the girls raw pussies. Wait. Why? They won’t want his dick to get sore.
I had no clue I had been in here so long. April came to say Bart is being “bad,” and I needed to stop him. She took my hand to lead me over to where I found Bart trying to force his dick in a girl that wanted badly to get fucked, just not right there or because he wanted to fuck her. I cleared my throat. It scared the shit out of Bart, and he ran off behind some bushes. At the end of the hedgerow, he popped out to jump into one of the pools.
The girl looked like a deer in the headlights.
“Move back until the back of your legs touch the bench and then move your feet out wider than your shoulders,” I told her as I moved closer. “If you scream when you cum, put your hand over your mouth or stuff a fist in it.”
I ran my fingers down her body from her shoulders to inside her thighs. I didn’t get close to her hard nipples, landing strip, or pussy. Down on one knee, I took a deep breath and blew slowly over her pink pearl. She dropped down hard on the bench when she came. I reached down to move one foot over the other to get her legs crossed.
I turned to deal with Bart when I ran into a hug from a naked guy.
At least it was a quick bro-hug.
He walked beside me as I headed toward the pool carrying April.
“I don’t care about any of the things I heard about you, David. I only believe what I see with my own eyes and hear with my own ears,” the man told me. “What I saw is that there is only a small group of women in the world that could have taught you what I watched you do to my daughter. We know that she would have screwed the boy if he hadn’t been in too big of a rush to go back around the corner to a less public area. You, on the other hand, could walk around using her to jack you off with her pussy. Thank you for living up to the good things I hear about you.”
I was beside the pool where Bart was over trying to tell another girl how she would take him somewhere to let him fuck her.
I turned to the man and said, “If only I drank beer. Then I could say, hey man, hold my beer and watch this. The things I must suffer.”
“Bart,” I yelled loudly so that everyone in the area stopped what they were doing to see why. “I found a girl who will wear you out. Catch.”
April had stripped out of her scrubs before coming back to get me. She flew the eight feet to do a cannonball right in front of Bart. He had been around her enough when staying at my house to not worry about her in the pool. From the look of pain and surprise on his face, I’m pretty sure April hit her head into his balls when she pushed up off the bottom of the pool.
“You have three choices for a girl to give all your attention, Bart, April, your newborn born baby sister, or Molly,” I told him. “Before you choose the baby, she had two brothers that are part of that package. Camden had triplets. Molly is somewhere she can’t come here, so you will have to go to her.”
I love you, April.
Bart thought I was joking until April told him, “I have to go potty and not pee-pee,” followed by a wet, bubbly fart.
“If she poops in any of the pools, we have to close them all for twenty-four to forty-eight hours to ensure there are no bacteria in the water. April is two, and she told you she has to go badly. Do you think anyone will blame her?” I said to make sure he got the point.
If he was less focused on getting laid all the time and paid attention in school, he could have argued. I’m not telling him that the water in each pool is isolated from the other or has monstrous pumps that exchange the water every hour. Brats without their personal butt-wiper are going to get in the pool with shit still on their ass.
April waited until he got her over to the men’s bathroom to say, “I’m a girl. I can’t go into the boy’s potty.” When he got around to the women’s, April said, “Boys can’t go in girl’s potty. I have to go bad.”
I would have told her not to do it, but Bart had been a complete ass to the girls here since he arrived. He never even noticed the four unisex bathrooms in the middle of the pool house. She could have held it long enough to get up to my suite, go around to find the perfect potty, and then hop on up to do her thing. Instead, April waited for Bart to in the middle of the sidewalk to the nearest building to let loose. She got most of all over Bart.
“I said, I need to potty bad,” April told Bart. “Sorry. Too slow.”
He stood there with shit and piss all over him, trying to figure out what just happened and what to do about it.
I yelled over at him, “April had to go badly. Try not to get any more on the sidewalk. Stand over the drain in the grass. Someone will hose you off after they clean the walkway.”
April wasn’t done pooping and hit him with another blast of wet poo. The same girl he was trying to fuck walked up with a long pole that she used to poke him to get him over to the area with the drain. She was whispering, angrily, it seemed, in English, to Bart.
I knew the staff is never very far with everything they needed to clean up when little kids have accidents. Usually, a team of four appears, like magic, to quickly clean, sanitize, and disappear in a few minutes. One of the oldest janitorial staff members was there pretending to train a group of young teenaged girls to clean up this type of accident. Ten minutes later, he walked over toward Bart with his backpack of water and spray arm. I watched him shrug his shoulders and leave.
“This won’t get off that mess now that it has dried,” he told Bart. “It isn’t safe for you to shower in any community area. You will have to go back to use your bathroom. I would hurry if I were you. I don’t think the little girl has gotten everything out yet.”
When April let out a wet fart, Bart started hurrying toward the opposite end of the resort, where Al and Sue had their suite.
The man, whose daughter Bart was trying to screw when I found him, said, “I’m not sure I would trust him with any of my daughters at any age. If I didn’t know kids can’t do that on-demand, you could try to convince me she did that on purpose each time. Of his three choices, I know I would have chosen April over your triplets or Molly.”
“He would be better off with Molly,” I explained. “April is the closest thing to a daughter Molly will have any time soon. If he doesn’t give his full attention to April until I tell him otherwise, Bart will find Molly waiting on him when he gets home.”
With her father close enough to hear, I told his daughter, “I know precisely why you, and many of the girls your age, let Bart scratch your itch, along with his attitude. We both knew you were ready for the main event, just not there practically in the open. April runs full speed most of the time when she is awake and gets tired eventually. You know where to find his room. Make sure you tell any of your friends that April must be asleep, in the same bedroom and no more than ten feet away from Bart, if they want to fuck him. They have my permission to wake April if he isn’t the great boy you all remember playing house with over the last few years. I’ve never woken her myself before she wakes from her nap, but I hear she gets very cranky.”
The girl gave me a big hug. I felt her nipples hardening up where they pushed into my stomach. Her dad seemed surprised that I didn’t appear to notice the girl using her hands to check out my dick before heading off in the direction Bart went with April.
“I expect she is one of many girls that had Bart as the first, and maybe only, lover during his previous visits. We aren’t going to stop any girl from having sex with any guy they choose. What I can do is to make sure Bart stops acting like the girls will spread their legs when he says, anywhere he wants. There isn’t anywhere he can hide that April, Bambi, or his little brother and sister can’t find him. Bart is babysitting April until I hear girls tell me that Bart is back to being the nice boy they remember,” I told him. “I know for sure that he didn’t behave like this when he stayed at my house. I’m not about to put up with it at my resort.”
He patted me on the back and told me I was a good man. I had the money to be a total dick and know nobody wanted to try to fuck with me after April’s kidnapping. We walked together to one of the outdoor bar areas. I did get one of the ciders I liked while he had a beer. Some of the other men here asked if they could join us. One wanted to know why I was hanging out with them instead of with my babies.
“Seven seems to be my lucky number today. I got banished from the nursery by the doctors after caught all seven of my babies as the women pushed them out. The last thing they want around them right now is the guy who caused their current discomfort,” I told them. “I’m taking a stroll to enjoy my freedom until told otherwise.”
Not knowing the changes that Skylar and Mary “officially” having my children, and not Darren’s, means regarding the harems, one of the guys joked, “At least you won’t have to take any of your harems to your home.”
Two of the guys spit out their sip of beer while another shot beer out his nose.
“When their fathers died, along with the heir apparent, the harems transferred to his daughters. Each of them got pregnant by David after Darren died. Skylar and Mary having David’s children today cause the harems to now belong to David. David not being a member of an elite family provides him the loophole that he doesn’t have any power over them. He can’t take them away from Skylar’s or Mary’s ownership, but he is still on the hook to service them,” one man said.
Another added, “I wish the harems the best of luck with that. David can screw all of them that can slip his dick inside them and wear them all out. They will be lucky if any of them get pregnant by him before they can’t fuck long enough to make him cum.”
“It doesn’t sound all that bad to me,” I joked. “I can sit back and let the girls and women feed me grapes as one of them tries to milk the cum from my cock. If they want to get pregnant, I will play the old married woman and lay there as they do all the work.”
That made them all laugh. We commiserated about the first two weeks after having a baby. All congratulated me on the seven and told me I was lucky they sent me away until further notice. It meant no diapers and burping for me.
They were getting hammered by the time I finished my fourth cider. I noticed the guys getting “collected” by a wife before long.
One of the women was waiting for their husband to return from the can. I didn’t care that she was checking out my body, but the sneer on her face seemed undeserved. Hiding not far behind her was a teenaged girl wearing a bodysuit that only left their feet, hands, and head exposed. It stood out to me because it matched her skin tone and looked like she was naked. I mean nude, including showing tits, nipples, sparse pubes, and pussy when she opened.
Only her years of learning to face being out where people can touch her keeps her from being like the cat after the birthday party.
Her mom didn’t see the girls stripping off the bodysuit when I gave her a Molly nod.
Once she was naked, I said, “Well, come on, already. You’ve done your best to stalk me since you arrived. I got kicked from the nursery, and April is with Bart, her new nanny. You have to try this cider. It tastes incredible, and you can’t even tell it has alcohol. Lodi got me started drinking them.”
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This all started about a year ago when I was 23 and I was home from work. It was about 3:30 when my sister walked in from school. She had just finished cheer tryouts and was crying. I asked her what was wrong and she told me that they did not think she was good enough“Well what did you do for them?” I asked. “Show me and ill be the judge of that,” I told her.“I don’t know, I don’t even think it was that good,” she replied.“Come on sis, you have been talking about this for so long. Just let me...
IncestWhen I went to school this morning I had an extra bounce in my step. I had a girl whom I loved, my movie obligations were done, for now, and best of all was baseball tryouts started today. I was excited about this season. We were finally going to get to play varsity ball. The other thing I noticed was they had broken ground on the new Field House. They planned on having it done by the start of the coming school year, next August. I could hardly wait to be able to use it. Dad was also...
Onzengvas ... its lands, before the Age of Catastrophe shifted continents, before it reshaped the planet and before Luminous Church unified it in the name of The Almighty, were known as Africa and South and East Asia. At the center of the south eastern lands of Onzengvas an enormous and marvelous, mountain like capital city was erected, named after the land itself, “Onzengvas city”, and powered by a formation of twelve floating pagodas crafted from twelve third realm Pure Cores. It knew no...
The last semester had started off so bad, but by the end I had decided to stay where I was. With Rory and Gemma, I now had other students to talk to, it wasn’t often, but it was enough for me to get by. During the break I had plans. I had disregarded my Dad’s advice about not researching baseball, I did my normal video research, on all aspects of the game. As well as learning about the game, I discovered a few things about the game. Pitchers got a lot of recognition but didn’t play as...
What was your most incredible night or day of sex? What made it so fantastic? This is mine, four years ago. When I bought my duplex in the suburbs of Minneapolis, it meant I was here to stay for a while and I was really happy about it. A young married couple in their early twenties was renting the other part of the duplex. I had just turned thirty-two and I already felt like I was a generation ahead of them. I had a small party to get to know the neighbors and twenty or so people...
Yesterday i had an incredible experience with my new friend Mr. K.We had been talking through email for a few days, and i really was getting excited to meet him since we talked a lot about naughty things... He came to my home straight after work, and asked me if he could take a shower first.I agreed and told him i could use the time to dress myself up for him.I felt extremely horny and decided to wear my short purple skirt, "open" pantyhose with a nice black thong. I also wore a white shirt...
This is an incident which took place between me and one of my students Anasua. I am 30 years of age, good looking and handsome. She came to me for private tuition on computer science as she was a student of B.Tech in computer science. She was bit bulky, with very well shaped breast and very attractive set of lips at first I started teaching her in batch, but after some days there was a problem with timing. She was from another college and the rest of the student was from a nearby collage. So I...
I just posted "Mary Does Porn" about my friend Greg's wife Mary. I'll continue to tell it as he told me.It was a rainy Saturday evening in Hilo as I drove 41 year old Mary to a house on the outskirts of town. We entered and I noticed immediately that there was only one other young female there besides my wife. Stephan, one of Mary's clients in the body waxing business, had invited her to tryout for a part in a porn movie they were shooting.I saw Stephan there along with a large, dark Hawaiian...
Redoing My Sexual Past __My boyfriend and I were laying in bed watching a porn video about a time machine. This girl went back in time to her first sexual experiences. He turned to me and said: If you could redo your sex life in the past, what would you do? That triggered a life long fantasy of mine. To go back in time and change my past sex life to how I wanted it to be. I had thought this through many times. I had never told anyone my fantasy. I smiled at him with this golden opportunity...
Introduction: The nightmare continues as Adam tries to break lesbian Lila. Will she submit? Lila squirmed in her confines as Adam approached her, his demeanor hadnt exactly been sunshine and cuddles before, but now it seemed to grow even darker. His bright blue eyes had lost their humor and light, and instead had become filled with angry determination. Adam, please stop, She begged him. He said nothing and didnt even acknowledge that she had spoken. He crawled into the bed towards her and she...
The small craft of which Colonel Vashti was the pilot weaved in and out of the relentless barrage of hostile laser fire that streamed towards her from the approaching fighter jets. The moment she failed to avoid being hit would be the moment when her craft would be no more and her mission terminated. Although her firepower was outmatched by the weaponry set against it, she made sure that each one of the laser-propelled missiles she launched hit its target. All around and ahead was the...
When Captain Kerensky was offered the opportunity to be captain of an Interplanetary Space Ship, she welcomed it full-heartedly. It was exactly the distraction she needed so soon after the messy fallout accompanying her divorce from Veronika. The heartache and acrimony that accompanied their separation had driven Nadezhda to the psychotherapist's couch for the first time in her life. She'd been anxious whether this admission of human frailty might lessen her eligibility for such a...
The lights that illuminated the bar shimmered and flashed to the thunderous rhythm of the electronic music that accompanied the nude dancing on the podium. A serving android with a voluptuous bosom and a prominent arse was collecting the empty glasses left behind on the counter. There weren't very many customers and these consisted mostly of prostitutes, which was the occupation most often adopted by female refugees from the war-torn Asteroid Belt or the more impoverished colonies in...
The several thousand passengers and crew of a colossal space ship that was travelling through the most distant reaches of space all shared the misconception that the Interplanetary Space Ship Intrepid was on a mission directed from the Moon and that Nadezhda Kerensky was the captain. However, only one human on the space ship knew the truth. And that person was, of course, Captain Kerensky. But what use was this knowledge when the captain couldn't share it with anyone? Hers was a very...
There were two pleasures that Archdeacon James XXVI enjoyed more than any other. One was to have his anus penetrated by a monstrous cock, preferably one belonging to a black man. The other was to penetrate the anus of another man: preferably a youth who'd never been so violated before. These refined pleasures, like many others the Archdeacon enjoyed, he'd discovered through the example of his father, Archdeacon James XXV. He still loved his father, but he'd loved him most when he squeezed...
Heads turned as Beatrice strode along corridors in the space ship Intrepid that were normally reserved for military personnel. It was unusual enough for a passenger to be seen in this part of the ship although there was no security restriction as such, but Beatrice in motion was an unusually compelling sight even in a Solar System where everyone's body was artificially beautified as a matter of routine. There was a very literal sense that she was attractive: her affect on the libido was...
Paul had never shown much interest in the other passengers and crew of the Intrepid in all the months since he first boarded the space ship. He didn't feel comfortable in the company of soldiers, he didn't need to see the crew very often, and there were no other computer archaeologists amongst the scientists. He was more than happy in his own company and, of course, that of Beatrice. What more did he ever need? Not a lot, Paul mostly believed, but lately Beatrice had been spending rather...
The lawn surrounding the villa that Isaac and his five surviving comrades had secured was littered with the bodies of the recently slaughtered. One corpse belonged to Jacob who'd suffered a martyr's death in the struggle to secure the villa for true believers. Two belonged to the accursed heretical Baptists who'd obstinately fought to defend the villa. But to no avail. One of the heretics had died at Isaac's hands. Isaac's had jumped on top of the man, tugged him forcefully by the beard...
It was over in all of seven seconds, but for Paul it wasn't until the final fraction of the seventh second that he was conscious that anything had happened at all. And what he was aware of was more disorientating than calamitous. It had started with a sudden jolt that shuddered through the room and in particular the bed on which he'd been dozing. He'd been awake for over half an hour but it was his habit to drift in and out of the last few moments of sleep before eventually sliding his...
"I need to speak to you privately," said Oxana Petrovna Korolyov. Brigadier Svenssen was understandably alarmed. What could this woman possibly want? Why would a Mission Control scientist need to talk to him? His immediate anxiety was that it might be her way of suggesting that they have sex. There were colonies in the Solar System whose citizens were unnervingly frank about their intentions, but he reflected that it was very unlikely in this case. Oxana came from Saturn. She was slim,...