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It goes without saying that NSFW YouTube is my favorite YouTube. After all, I am a professional masturbator, a world-renown internet pornography expert, and a self-described pervert. I mean, sure, sometimes I’ve got to watch the same SFW tutorial videos as you when I’m figuring out how to upgrade the RAM on my laptop, but it’s only so I can watch higher-tech porn. (Those VR gadgets can be a real motherfucker, can’t they?) ThePornDude ain’t just a clever internet nickname, you know.
NSFWYouTube.com is a bit different from the usual free tubes and paysites I review around here, but I think it’s something that might come in handy to a lot of you deviates. It's a really fucking simple web-based service that lets you watch NSFW YouTube videos without having to sign in with an account. The premise alone is probably enough to get a lot of you through the door, since you already understand the utility of the thing; well over half a million visitors a month are already using it. If you ain’t sure exactly why you’d even need something like this, read on.
Masturbating at the Library Again
Let me start this off with a concrete, real-world example of why you might want to use NSFWYouTube. This is a totally hypothetical example, and not something I lived out this morning when the boner pills were still kicking in hard. Imagine, if you will, your old pal ThePornDude out and about when I’m suddenly overcome with an overwhelming urge to whack off. It’s been known to happen frequently throughout the day, which is actually how I got this job.
Now, on this particular horny day, I’d neglected to properly charge my phone, so I couldn’t perform my usual routine of beating off to a free tube from a booth toward the back of McDonald’s. (I’ve learned the hard way, you need to be near a quick exit in these situations.) I did what any self-respecting and literate pervert would do in such a situation: I hit up the library, where I made a beeline toward the masturbation center. I mean, I headed toward the public computer terminals.
I’m an advocate for free and open, unrestricted internet access in public libraries, but it’s something not everybody agrees with me on. That’s why a lot of libraries put filters on their internet, and it’s honestly the same puritanical culture that makes Google put NSFW YouTube warnings on the videos that don’t live up to their stringent community guidelines. On this particular day at this particular library, I couldn’t access Pornhub, Brazzers or even my own PornDudeCasting.
They never seem to block YouTube, though. I pulled up one of my favorite Reddit subs full of YouTubers gone wild, where I got to see a handful of nude photos and a couple NSFW YouTube vids that hadn’t yet had their access restricted. Most of them, however, showed an empty video player, the pretty girls replaced by an exclamation point and a message: This video is age-restricted and only available on YouTube. Below the sad proclamation is a link to watch the offending video on YouTube, but in a public place like the library, this only leads to a disheartening demand: Sign in to confirm your age.
But What If I Don’t Want to Sign In?
In my example, I don’t want to sign in to YouTube because I’m at the library. On a public computer, you’re more at risk for having your identity stolen than on your own machine, so it has nothing to do with being worried about violating that no-trespass order they issued last year. There are certainly other reasons you might not want to sign in, whether it’s to avoid clogging up your own YouTube history with searches about BBWs and BDSM, or just because you’re boycotting Google products because your aunt posted some weird-ass conspiracy meme on Facebook.
In the end, people have all got their individual reasons for not wanting to sign in to YouTube, and in the end, it doesn’t really matter. What does matter is that NSFWYouTube.com will let you watch those videos without having to sign up or sign in.
One of the NSFW YouTube videos I’d found on Reddit was an old movie with Rosanne Katon called The Swinging Cheerleaders. Instead of signing in to confirm my age, I just typed NSFW directly into the URL at the top of my browser, turning it into a NSFWYouTube.com link. I had to click a second time once the page loaded, but then I got instant, full access to the whole 91-minute movie. With my usual adblocker running, I didn’t even have to sit through any ads.
(Sometimes, YouTube puts their “inappropriate content” on their accounts.google.com domain instead of YouTube. In these cases, you can simply replace with the whole domain with NSFWYouTube.com.)
The video player that finally popped up isn’t the same embedded YouTube player you usually see, but it’s got all the same functions. You can tweak the resolution, the playback speed and the caption settings right from NSFWYouTube. It'd be fantastic if they built in a one-click Download button, but even as it stands, this is a hell of a useful tool.
What Else Could You Ask For?
In case I somehow wasn’t clear, NSFWYouTube.com is dead fucking simple to use. I used it by just typing NSFW into the link, which is probably the easiest thing to do when you encounter a NSFW YouTube video out in the wild and you don’t want to log in. You’ve also got a few some other options if you ain’t feeling that one, for whatever reason.
For one thing, there’s a search bar on every page of NSFWYouTube. It works a lot like the regular YouTube search, only you’re not going to run into the same age restriction bullshit this way. This is a good option if you’re getting your NSFW content direct from YouTube, running searches the usually leave you with blue balls because everything’s restricted. I did run into some minor issues with this during my visit today. The search typically ran pretty slowly, and a couple times it came back without any results.
There’s also a bookmarklet you can save to your browser. If you’ve never done this before, it might not seem immediately apparent how it works, but again, it’s really fucking simple. From the NSFWYouTube.com Instructions page, you’ll drag the bookmarklet to the bookmarks bar of your browser. Then, any time YouTube asks you to sign in, you just hit your new button that says “Bypass YT Login” and you’ll be in like Flynn. You can even do your anonymous public masturbator friends a solid by adding the bookmarklet to the computers at the library.
Ultimately, NSFWYouTube.com is such a simple and effective service that it’s hard to write a whole article about it. What more needs to be said about bypassing YouTube’s age restrictions with an easy step or two? Perhaps it’s less interesting to the average masturbator reading my writeups about porn sites, but I think the history of the site is worth taking a look at.
NSFWYouTube.com has been around for a surprisingly long time, which makes sense given how long YouTube has had its restrictions in place. The need for it has always been there. What’s a little surprising to me is that they’ve managed to keep it working as long as they have. Looking through their Instructions and FAQ page, you’ll get a sense for how they’ve changed with time, rolling with the punches as Google updates their methods of protecting and restricting content.
This also might give some look into the present and future of NSFWYouTube. For example, I think the slow, not-always-functioning search engine is probably a result of how their system pulls YouTube content. I’m hopeful that the service remains live indefinitely, but the internet’s a fickle place, and companies like Google get to make all kinds of rules that the rest of us have no choice but to play by.
NSFWYouTube.com is the kind of site that a lot of you are going to start using right away now that you’ve heard of it. The easiest way to skip over the content restrictions on YouTube is just to tweak the URL, making NSFWYouTube links out of the usual YouTube links. If you think you might forget that, just remember the site or grab that bookmarklet to make it a little easier.
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