Shopping Adventures 4
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July 30, 2017
Dear Ms. Diary,
[Written July 31]
I woke in the wee hours of the morning to a loud, very loud, crash of thunder, to realize that Mom might have had a good suggestion. I can feel the close presence of both my lovers, as I obviously wound up in the middle last night.
“That’s a crazy storm out there,” Heather said quietly from my right. “I’ve been listening to it for a while. I’m sort of glad that the last boom woke you up. I’ve been wanting to share this.”
“How did you know I was awake?”
“Your breathing changed.”
A brilliant flash preceded another loud report. Rhee continued to breathe heavily or snore lightly, whichever it was. Then, Heather’s statement replayed in my mind.
“You wanted to share this? Why?”
“I love storms. There’s something just so ... so otherworldly about them, though I know that that adverb doesn’t really fit, given that storms are definitely of this world. Storms make my mother nervous and my sister is afraid of them. I’ve never had anyone to share watching a good night-time electrical storm.”
“I like storms, too. If Rhee were awake, we could sit on that side of the bed and watch it. Or we could go to the dining room.”
“And leave Rhee here?”
“No, but sometimes it’s hard to wake her. We should at least give her a chance.”
I rolled onto my left side and jostled Rhee, fortuitously just when another flash-and-boom happened.
“What? What? Oh, what time is it?”
“Middle of the night. Do you want to watch the storm with Heather and me? I thought that I might see if the others are interested, too.”
“What? Storm?”
FLASH! BOOM!
“Oh! Sure. I know Liya likes storms. I don’t know about Gracey.”
“Okay. Heather, you wanna get the others up? If they get up, we could go down to the dining room, though we might want to put at least long Ts on if we do that.”
Heather responded by bounding up out of bed and heading to the other bedroom.
“G’mornin’, Rhee. Sorry to wake you up, but I wanted to give you a chance to say yea or nay rather than just abandoning you.”
“Thanks, Beth. I love you. You can always wake me up, though I know that I sometimes don’t wake easily.”
Heather returned.
“They’re awake and dressing, if you want to call it that.”
The three of us donned t-shirts and met Gracey and Liya in the hall.
“Hang on,” I whispered, “I’m getting a couple comforters.” I re-considered things, then said, “Rhee, would you get the comforter out of our closet. Gracey, could you get the one out of your room. I’ll get the two from the storage room. Oh, and Heather and Liya, would you grab as many...”
FLASH! BOOM!
“As many...”
FLASH! BOOM!
“As many pillows as you can manage?”
Once we’d all returned to the hallway outside my room, we tiptoed downstairs and to the dining room.
I whispered, “Let’s turn the table 90 degrees and we can lie on it to watch.”
We quietly moved all eight chairs to the walls among the credenzas, etc.; moved the few items on the table to one or more of the chairs; and then the five of us lifted and rotated the large, heavy table and placed it right at the window. Once we set it back down perpendicular to its usual orientation, I spread one of the comforters on it and Rhee laid out another on top of that one.
FLASH! CRASH! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
“WOW! That was great,” Heather exclaimed quietly.
“Yeah! Absolutely wicked,” agreed Liya.
I could see Liya’s bright white teeth in the darkness of the dining room, those teeth implying that gorgeous smile of hers. The others climbed upon the table and laid out, Rhee leaving me a place between her and Heather, who was in the middle. I opened and spread one of the remaining two comforters on Heather, Liya, and Gracey, then climbed into my spot, where Rhee helped me open and spread the last comforter over us and Heather. Our feet, particularly Rhee’s and mine, hung off the edge, but that wasn’t a real problem when lying on my belly.
As if to thank us for the audience, as soon as we were ensconced comfortably – at least as comfortably as we could be – on the table, the skies put on a spectacular light show, with at least six lightning bolts in less than 12 seconds. After a brief intermission, the light show was phenomenal, going on and on and on, probably averaging a bolt every few seconds for nearly a half-hour.
We were speechless, though not soundless, oohing and ahing over the most-incredible electric show any of us had ever seen. After that first half-hour, the show tapered off over the next hour or so, though I do not recall the storm ending.
I woke to what sounded something like a brook, but after listening further and thinking, I figured that it was the Moms that were murmuring. I was on my left side, with Rhee, I assumed, draped over my back and with Heather curled into me. I cracked my right eye and turned my head a bit and beheld the Moms.
Carol said quietly, “Lightning show, I presume.”
I nodded my head briefly.
“I was startled when I first looked in,” said Sandy equally quietly, “but I quickly figured out what that big mass on the table was.”
“I’m amazed that you were all still asleep and that no one had fallen off the table,” Carol added. “Oh, to be young, again.”
“Wha ... uhh ... what time is it,” I finally got my mouth to say.
“Nearly 9:00.”
I shook my head. “No. Too dark for 9:00.”
Carol said, “Listen.”
Oh, it was pouring down rain. That would explain the darkness at 9 am in July at mid(-ish) latitude in the northern hemisphere.
I happened to be looking at Heather’s face when her eyes popped open, an action that was immediately followed by a gamine grin, and then by widening eyes.
“Did you just remember the light show,” I asked her.
“Yeah,” she whispered. “God, that was incredible! I’d never seen anything like that. I love you, Beth. Thanks for getting everyone to share that with me. It was good in the ten minutes or so that I was watching it before you woke, but it was so much better to be able to share it with my friends, the four best friends that a girl could have. I’ve had some great nights with you and Rhee, but that was the most wonderful night of my life.”
She then leaned in and lightly kissed me on the lips. My only reaction, other than to kiss her back, was to cut my eyes to the right once, then again. She got the message, turning her head, I turned my head to follow her eyes.
“Morning, Moms.”
“Good morning, Heather, Dear,” Sandy replied. “We, too, watched the light show last night and slept late, though not as late as you girls. We haven’t eaten. Would you girls be interested in brunch at Granny Brown’s?”
“That sounds fine by me,” replied Heather. “I’m pretty hungry.”
Before Mom could ask me directly, I said, “Count me in.”
“Okay. Why don’t you see about getting the girls up? If one or more of you want to use our shower, feel free, as we’ve showered. Perhaps we could leave in ... oh, 45 minutes.”
“Brunch sounds good to me, Sandy.”
“Is your compadre in crime awake, Gracey?”
“I don’t think so, but she will be soon.”
“Okay, we’ll leave you to it. Charlie went to the office for something and he’ll be back about 9:30, so if you’re under-dressed on the way to and from the shower, you won’t have to worry about him. Not that it seems that you don’t want him to see you under-dressed.”
Mom followed that with something of a snicker.
After brunch, we seven girls took two cars to go shopping. Some of us needed an item for tonight’s show, while Carol needed an entire outfit. Before we left, Sandy and Liya had been talking about making suitable items, so, as well as the store we hit yesterday, we visited a fabric store. Upon our return, we spent much of the afternoon in the sewing room, otherwise known as Liya and Gracey’s bedroom.
I was nervous about the show. No, I was more anxious than nervous, particularly when Sandy was helping Liya and me with depilatory on our pubic hair. My outfit tonight would look silly with half my patch sticking out and with the rest of it bulging out the material, not that I have a huge or dense patch. Liya’s would look only marginally less silly. Mom said that unless we did it regularly, the hair growing back in after shaving would itch like crazy. So, depilatory. It worked quite well.
Dad’s dinner of fresh corn and barbecued ribs, both grilled in the back yard, got my mind entirely off my nervousness. We ate on the deck, and I polished off six ribs and three ears of corn. Man, I love corn season!
After we bused the table and cleaned the kitchen, not that it needed much, Heather and Rhee handed invitations for tonight’s show to Dad and Sandy, respectively; start time of 7:00. Dad and Sandy disappeared into their bedroom, while the rest of us trooped upstairs to get dressed in last night’s show clothes and to bundle up tonight’s and take them to the kitchen
We drew lots for tonight’s order of appearance after Carol got the show started: Gracey, Rhee, Liya, Heather, me. Carol might as well not be wearing that dress shirt for all that it hid her chest. The material was opaque enough only to make for a fuzzy, out-of-focus view of her large tits. Her large nipples, however, were mostly in focus poking the tight shirt out. Down below, she was wearing a brief black bikini panty that was visible through the tails of the shirt.
Gracey was standing at the wall playing spy; we decided that there was no reason to kneel while doing that job. Mom had led Dad to the living room from their room via the mud room so that he didn’t see us in the kitchen.
“They’re down and comfy,” Gracey said. “Uh, she’s wearing the same outfit as you, Carol.”
“Of course. We had more time for planning, and we are sister wives.”
Carol exited to the imaginary catwalk. She gave her clothing spiel and reminded Dad that he needed to have each of the models stand or sit, or lie in whatever way he required in order to best see the aspect of the model’s clothing in which he was most interested.
“Sit astraddle my lap so I can see how well that shirt shows off your breasts.”
Shortly thereafter, Gracey gasped. “He kissed them, her boobs. Once each.”
“Well,” I said, “they are married, but that’s still interesting. He’s never done anything overtly sexual in front of you before, right?”
“No.”
I turned to Liya, who shook her head.
I thought furiously, but I couldn’t remember him doing anything like that before our recent household changes. “What does that mean,” I thought to myself, “and does it have any bearing on us girls?”
Gracey exited the kitchen and Rhee took her place peeking around the wall. “Beth,” she asked quietly, “does that mean something?”
“I don’t know. It probably means something, but I don’t know what that would be.”
I said that last for the benefit of Heather and Liya, but I suspected that it does have a bearing on us, and that we might be in for a little surprise tonight. I returned my attention to the living room just in time to hear Dad.
“Please straddle my lap so that I can see how well that, excuse the pun, holey shirt shows off your beautiful breasts.”
All four of us poked our right eyes around the wall, quite a feat, considering the geometry required. It was a good thing we did, as we all saw Dad ... DAD lean in and kiss Gracey. I also noticed that he was not tucked into the corner of the couch, but more toward the middle, with Mom curled into his right side like Carol was last night. Even from here, I could see Mom’s left breast reasonably well through her dress shirt. I thought, “Were the translucent shirts that the two women were wearing a ploy concocted by Mom to elevate Dad’s libido? He seems ... umm ... more carefree with the show tonight. I wonder if he’ll ask to see Gracey’s breasts.” And speak of the devil.
“Charlie, they’re yours for the asking. You look like you really want them.”
“I do, Gracey. I really do, but I can’t.”
“Just ask. Anytime.”
She then leaned in and kissed him lightly on the lips and retreated, coming back to the kitchen with a bit of extra wiggle in her walk. When she got to the kitchen, Rhee started down the catwalk.
“It may not be tonight, but Dad is going to ask. And soon. He wanted my breasts. Really wanted them.”
In a similar whisper, I answered, “I don’t doubt it, Gracey. I also agree that it will be soon.”
“I know. I’m so turned on.”
“Oh, Gracey,” whispered Liya, “I don’t know what it will feel like for me when he asks, but I’m getting really excited ... and turned on ... for you. You’ll be the first of us to do something sexy with Dad.”
I held my tongue, of course.
“Oh, my,” Liya whispered. “Dad just kissed Rhee, and not just a peck. He was looking at her breasts and looked like he might kiss them, but kissed her lips, instead. They’re still at it.”
“Still,” I asked a few seconds later.
“Yup.”
“Wow,” Heather said quietly. “I hope that he’s going to kiss everyone. I’ve gotten to give him a couple of short kisses, but I’d like a better one.”
“She’s coming back.”
Liya stepped out once Rhee passed her. Rather than just Heather, who was the spy this turn, all four of us were peeking. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed that Gracey was naked. That took me aback a bit, but then remembered that we had another outfit each to model. I whispered at her.
“Being pretty brave there, girl.”
“Yeah, but I’m so turned on. I’m going to stay like this until right before my next turn. It’s so exciting being naked and watching Dad.”
“I’ll do it, too,” Rhee responded. I could tell that she was divesting herself of clothes as we stood or leaned or kneeled here.
“Me, three, once I get back” whispered Heather.
“Please lie across our laps so that I can inspect the way these shorts show off your wonderfully exquisite ass.”
Gracey inhaled loudly, but whispered, “OH. MY. GOD. He’s looking at her butt in his lap. That turns me on. Liya must be going crazy!”
A few seconds later, “Fuck! He almost touched her ass. He looked like he really wanted it. Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god. Things are changing. Beth! What’s gonna happen?”
“I don’t know, Gracey, I’ve never seen him like this, making an obvious move to touch like that with all of you here, even though he did abort it.”
Liya sat up at Dad’s suggestion, then he leaned in and kissed her, apparently like he had kissed Rhee. No apparent tongue, but it went on for a while.
“That’s the first time that he’s really kissed her. Oh, GOD! What’s going to happen tonight or, more likely, on our third fashion show?”
“I don’t know, Gracey. I don’t know.”
Liya was returning. Heather, in her tight, gray, velour minidress, inhaled deeply, held it, then let it go in preparation for her turn. Once Liya passed her, she started out.
“Hey, you’re naked,” Liya said quietly.
“Yeah. We have to change outfits and I just decided that it was too wonderful being naked here watching Dad, so decided to not dress until it’s nearly my turn, again.”
“I’m down with that, Girl!” Once she was naked, she said, “That kiss was incredible. I want more. Did you see that he almost touched my ass? Oh, god. How wonderful would that have been?” Liya turned to look at me. “Your mom didn’t seem to mind, not at all, about my butt parked face up in Dad’s lap. She had her Mona Lisa smile on. What’s with that? I almost didn’t lie there, because I thought that she’d get mad, but I saw that smile, so I did it. I’m surprised that I didn’t leak on his lap. I was so turned on knowing that he was studying my ass. Rhee, I now know exactly what you meant when you said that you’d be willing to show him everything. Right now, I would, too. I would also let him do anything he wanted to or with me. With or without an audience of all my friends. I want him so much! OH GOD!”
Due to Liya’s outburst, we missed Dad’s request for Heather, but we all looked to see her lying on their laps. Unlike Liya, she had her torso in Dad’s lap, and Dad was staring at her pretty little titties in that soft, tight dress. We all inhaled as his hand moved. The change of direction was subtle, but he turned a move that initially appeared to be toward those titties into a stroke of her hair. He then insinuated his hand behind her back and lifted her head to his and began kissing her. Heather pressed her titties into his chest and reached her left arm behind his neck and kissed him back.
Without taking my eyes off them, I whispered, “Be ready for anything on the next round. Dad’s really loosening up.” I looked at Gracey and said, “The next turn may be it, Girl. Think about what you want your reaction to be.”
She looked me in the eyes, swallowed conspicuously, then nodded.
“Remember, you don’t have to do anything. It’s your choice.”
“Oh, but I want it, so much! Like Liya, I would let him do whatever to or with me. Right in front of his wife ... wives, or whatever. I want him!”
I nodded at her, then looked up to see Heather returning. I mimicked her actions at the start of her strut.
Like last night, I walked with long strides, letting my legs be completely uncovered in turn. After Carol’s spiel about my dress, Dad made his request.
“Please lie with your back in Sandy’s lap and your butt in mine so that I can see your exquisite legs in that dress.”
I did as he asked but didn’t manage to end up with both legs bare.
“May I,” he asked.
I nodded, and he spread the tails of my dress so that he could see my legs uncovered. I could feel his hard cock against my right hip. After a minute, he asked me to roll over, so I did.
“May I,” he asked again.
“Yes.”
He lifted the tail of the dress up and exposed the backs of my legs nearly to my ass. Oh, God. I feel like I am leaking on him. I began wondering if he would kiss me like the others. I am his daughter, so I was not at all sure. I then felt his hands begin to roll my torso over, presumably so that I could get up. I rolled with it, sat up in his lap, then stood. However, I immediately straddled his lap. I could feel a breeze on my pussy, so suspected that it was uncovered, but no one could see it. I then leaned into him and plastered my mouth to his. The kiss was fucking incredible! No tongue, but lots of action, and his hands roamed my back over the dress. I was not going to stop. Unfortunately, he did. I was breathing heavily but managed to stand and return to the kitchen.
As I passed Gracey on my way into the kitchen, I saw her in a white wraparound skirt that could not have been more than six inches from top to bottom. Her torso was nearly unrelieved skin, interrupted only by the tight hot pink band that Sandy and Liya had made. It was only two inches wide and was centered on her nipples. She started into the living room, er ... down the catwalk.
I had already been unbuttoning my dress on my way to the kitchen, so once I cleared the entryway, I doffed it, placed it on the table, and hurried back to the entryway with the others ... just in time. Gracey was straddling Dad’s lap, her face focused on his. She leaned in and kissed him, Mom’s face not a foot from the meeting of their lips. Carol, who had stood off to the side for the first round was now seated to Dad’s right, and she was watching the kiss from close range. The kiss went on for about a minute before Gracey pulled back, then surprised all of us. She raised her arms straight over her head.
“Oh, god, Gracey. May I?”
She nodded her head, emphatically. Dad pulled his left arm from around Mom’s shoulders and reached both hands up and gently pulled the pink band up, exposing both breasts in their entirety. While his eyes were locked on Gracey’s chest, his hands continued lifting the band up her arms and off. Gracey, breathing heavily, lowered her arms. Dad leaned in and kissed her; she attacked him. She plastered her chest against his, wrapped her arms around him, and leaned into the kiss, quickly ramping it up from more-than-a-peck to fire. Dad put his arms round Gracey, his hands rubbing up and down her back.
After a minute or so, Carol interrupted them.
“While watching you guys is fun, we’ve got four more models that are anxious to strut their stuff.”
Gracey, seemingly quite reluctantly, pulled away. Instead of standing, she turned around, put her back to Dad’s chest, placed her legs outside Dad’s, and leaned her head against his right shoulder. Dad’s arms were still wrapped around her, but now his hands were on her belly. I wonder if his hands are itching to move upward.
Dad, who had been ogling Gracey’s breasts, looked at her face. They leaned toward each other and kissed again, this one short. Dad pulled away, then nodded at Carol.
“Next, we have Rhee wearing a white backless top and matching short, low-rise, wraparound skirt. The sides of the top are open; the material is slightly translucent.”
That was Carol’s catwalk-ese for a top that showed extensive naked side boob and allowed a vague view of her breasts, with her areolae obvious and that the skirt covered from just above her mons to just below her pussy. When she was standing. It is the same skirt that Gracey is wearing, which occasioned Rhee’s comment.
“Hey, Gracey. Nice view down there.”
From our entryway angle, we couldn’t see up Gracey’s skirt, but it was obvious that Rhee, standing in front of her, could.
“It’s nothing you haven’t seen before. But that reminds me.” She turned her head to look at Dad. “Charlie, you just have to ask if you want to see anything else of me.”
Dad kissed her and said, “I’d love to, Gracey, but I’m conflicted as it is.”
“There’s no reason to feel conflicted. You have not done anything that I didn’t want you to do. In fact, I’d love it if you stripped me naked and had your way with me.”
“Oh, god, Gracey. You don’t know how much I want that. But...”
“I know. Thanks, Charlie.”
With that, Gracey settled back down as if she were planning on staying there for the rest of the day.
“How do you want me, Dad,” Rhee asked.
“Why don’t you stand sideways so I can ogle your expanse of unhidden breast. Either the right one or the left one, I’m not picky.”
Rhee turned to show Dad her left side, which also enabled her to look at us in the entryway. I watched a smirk crawl onto her face as she lifted her left arm straight up. We couldn’t see what effect that had from the entryway, but I assumed that it exposed more of her left breast, an assumption that seemed to be borne out by Gracey’s next action. She sat up in Dad’s lap, reached a hand to Rhee, and pulled her left breast out of the side of the top.
“Now there are three boobs to see, directly, not like your wives’ mostly visible boobs in those shirts. If you ask Rhee to turn this way, I can pull the other breast out for you to see. I’m sure she won’t mind.”
“Let me think about that, Gracey. What do you think about Rhee’s lovely breast there? Wouldn’t it be fun to play with it?”
“Oh, certainly.”
With that, Gracey reached up and began fondling Rhee’s left breast, rubbing it all over, touching the nipple.
“You know, Charlie, that you can play with mine for the asking. I’m also sure that Rhee won’t mind if you play with hers. You could ask her.”
“Perhaps, another day. Rhee, would you turn so that I can see the side of your other lovely breast?”
As soon as Rhee did so, Gracey pulled it out of the shirt. Rhee didn’t so much as flinch. After Gracey bared Rhee’s left breast, I had no doubt that if Rhee turned, Gracey would bare the other one. Then Gracey went one better.
“Rhee,” she said, “lean down here, please.”
Ohmigod! I suspected what was coming and that suspicion was right. When Rhee bent over, her large, firm breasts almost in Dad’s face, Gracey lifted the hem of the shirt and lifted it over Rhee’s breasts and took it off her. Now Dad had two topless girls right in front of him.
“That’s better,” Gracey said, “don’t you think, Charlie?”
“Well, that was a nice top, but, yes, that is better. Rhee’s breasts really are luscious, don’t you think?’
“Yeah. I’ve always been a little jealous of hers, but I really like mine, too.”
“So, do I, Gracey. They’re beautiful.”
“Did you notice that Rhee and I are wearing the same skirt. Do you know what Rhee’s wearing underneath it?” When Dad shook his head, she said, “The same as me. Do you want to see? Either of us? For me, all you need do is ask. I’ll bet Rhee would let you see, too, if you asked.”
I had never seen Gracey like this. This must be Gracey in uber-turned-on mode. I wonder if she is leaking on Dad.
“Not right now. We should probably let Rhee go so the other models can show us what they’ve got.”
“Yeah, I guess. Rhee, are you mad at me for doing that?”
“No. I really liked it.”
Rhee then bent over and kissed Gracey briefly on the lips, then did the same to Dad, then turned and came back to the kitchen. Liya started down the catwalk before I could ask her about Gracey or warn her about ... well ... Gracey. She probably didn’t need the warning, though.
“Wow, Rhee, how did that feel to get partially stripped in front of Dad,” Heather asked.
“It was crazy good. I don’t know what’s going on with Gracey. I’ve never seen her like this.”
“My thoughts, exactly,” I inserted. “Do you think that this is Gracey hopped up on arousal and adrenalin?”
Rhee turned to me. “I think it must be. Heather, was she like this on Wednesday night when they were doing you?”
“Not really. I’ve never seen Gracey speak so much, particularly such relatively inane things. I think she’s flying, and it couldn’t be on anything other than what Beth suggested: She’s more turned on than any time that I’ve seen. Do you think she’ll defrock Liya, too?”
With that reminder, I turned back to the show. Liya was wearing a tight black dress shirt cropped an inch below her breasts. It was slightly translucent, so that, up close, you could see the darker areas that were her areolae. That was paired with a colorful, animal-print, low-rise boyshort that was so cheeky that it exposed about half of that gorgeous ass. She had just started into a pirouette. I watched Dad’s eyebrows rise a bit when he saw that ass. Gracey was leaned back on Dad’s right shoulder, again, being more like herself. Well, like herself except for lounging in a man’s lap wearing only a very short skirt. Though I hadn’t thought of it before, her bare ass is probably right up against what must be Dad’s iron-hard cock.
“Oh, Liya. Please turn the other way so that I can ogle your incredibly luscious ass in those crazy shorts. Yes, like that. God, it’s exquisite. I just want to kiss all over it.”
Liya looked over her shoulder at Dad, whose eyes were riveted to her ass.
“Like Gracey said, Charlie. All you have to do is ask and you can do whatever you want with my ass ... or any other part of me.”
“Oh, god, Liya, don’t tempt me like that. I’m having trouble keeping myself from fondling Gracey’s beautiful breasts. You two, hell, you five are so hard to resist. You’re all so damned sexy, each in her own way. If I were to start on Gracey or you, I’d probably be taken away in a stupor, a sex-induced stupor.”
As Dad said this, he wrapped his arms back around Gracey, his right forearm nearly touching the bottom of her breasts.
“Okay, Liya,” he continued, “please turn around so I can look at your firm tummy, perhaps see your incredible smile.”
Liya turned around with that smile already glowing. I’m a little surprised that Dad didn’t do something overtly sexual with one of them. That smile is disarming.
Gracey sat up, forcing Dad’s arms to loosen his hold on her midriff a bit. She indicated to Liya that she wanted to whisper something to her. When Liya bent over, Gracey quickly lifted Liya’s shirt over her breasts and began trying to tug it off her. Liya was probably expecting the move, as she didn’t flinch, simply let Gracey pull on the shirt and lift her arms to make Gracey’s job easier.
“Charlie,” Gracey asked, “what do you think of Liya’s breasts? They’re smaller, but I really like them.”
As she was ending her sentence, she lightly rubbed Liya’s left breast. I really wanted to see Liya’s face. Since she let Gracey strip her of her top, I’m sure that she wasn’t mad. But what was she feeling? I guess that I’ll get a chance to ask soon.
“I think they’re lovely. Oh, Liya, I have always loved your ass, but your breasts are lovely in their own right. Thank you, so much, for the sight of them.”
“Thanks, Charlie. You may see them anytime. All you need do is ask. Do you want to take my shorts off me and see all of my ass? Just ask. Gracey and I have talked. For asking, you may have whatever you want from either of us.”
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IncestLinda and I went and had dinner, then I put the top down and we cruised Van Nuys Boulevard for a couple of hours. Finally it got dark, so we headed over to the park behind the baseball field. I think we both knew that tonight was just about cuddling and talking. I put the top up as she prepared the back. Then we crawled into the back and cuddled. We talked about the almost Twilight Zone conversation we had with her mother.“Pete, I can’t believe she knew! And she seemed so calm about it!”“Well...
Karen Miller found herself in circumstances she would never have guessed she’d ever be in. She was lying naked on top of a large king size bed as an anonymous woman was crawling between her eagerly spreading legs. She wasn’t gay or even bi-sexual, at least not before she arrive in this hotel room, but yet this beautiful woman reeking sexual desire was on top of her and she knew that she would refuse her nothing. She was so totally captivated by her, and almost forgot the man the woman came in...
My name is Rohan. Right now I am 26 year old and not married and I am staying in Delhi now. I am going to share my experience with you. Firstly I want to tell about myself. I used to stay at Vishakapatnam I was a normal guy with 6 feet height and fair in color. I am a little dumb guy from childhood. I don’t talk with people much. Even I don’t have friends much from child hood because they don’t like to talk with me as I am not smart. So I spend time mostly at home by watching tv, playing with...
IncestI was in Brazil having the time of my life , my gf with me for the last week going from places to places with our pack sack, nothing but the 2 of us the Salvador lodge near the beach on a island was gorgeous on the picture i bookedthe next days will be so relaxing , walking on the beach together before sleeping , listening to the sound of the wavesWe were off soon in the morning to another nice trip ,looking foward to our remote island, my sexy gf blond hair floating in the air i got carried...
"Hi, Junior, Connie ... is Company with you?" "Hi, Mom," said Junior. "Hello Mrs. Too," said Connie, "Yes ... she's with us." "Lunch?" Too shouted it out the kitchen window. "Yes please ... and Thank you." "Toasted Cheese and a side of Mashed Potato and Cheese pancakes, too." "Yum-yum! Thank you very much. Sounds great." "Connie? The potatoes are in the big fridge ... the cheese is already grated. Would you fetch them?" "Yes, Ma'am." "Junior ... I'll need more...
Marilyn came to Mike's house crying her eyes out. Mike held her in his arms. When she was all cried out both Mike and Michelle sat down to listen why she was so upset. "My father is dead. He drank too much last night. He leaned against the wooden bannister, it broke and he fell three stories. His head hit a rock and it broke his neck." "What about your mother?" Michelle asked, not knowing that too much about this girl's past." "My mother died years ago," Marilyn explained. "My...
Hello, friends, I am a 31-year-old married guy and the detail I’m gonna share is about my relationship with my wife’s cousin whom I had met on my marriage 7 years ago. Call her M with love. I was based in Mumbai at the time of marriage and got into an arranged marriage with a girl at Ahmedabad. It was a very short function lasting only 2 days as I had to join office very soon, during those two days I could not take my eyes of that sensuous cousin of my Wife “M”. She was 37 at that time and was...
My heart went out to her as I saw her make her way to the front of the room. She just looked so young and fragile. She was nervous too, but that was to be expected. We were all of us nervous when we made the same trip; Lord knows it's not an easy thing to get up in front of a group like ours and confess your weakness even though we were going to be the most sympathetic audience she would ever find. If she could be helped we were most definitely the ones who could help her. Sadly though, not...
Janitor Jake Jace is cleaning the hall when he bumps into some wet panties. He can’t resist the urge to smell them and then he gets busted by the hot Maya Moreno. He knows he would lose his job if the kinky Latina says something. To keep her mouth shut he will have to give her what she wants: his stiff cock for her to suck and deepthroat like a professional cocksucker. Yes, that’s right, she might just be a teen but you can tell that a mile of dick have already been in her mouth. In...
xmoviesforyouLena had just had all her deepest desires fulfilled by the mystery man who had appeared out of nowhere. No name, no life outside her room, the beautiful sex toy was hers to do with as she wished, whenever she wanted. After what had just happened in the shower, Lena decided to go out, hoping that her mystery man, as much as she already wanted him, couldn't follow her. She threw on some clothes she found scattered around her bedroom floor, swung her backpack over her shoulders, and headed to the...
SupernaturalDiseñada como Villa Grimaldi somewhere in Santiago, Republic of Chile “So, this is it,” Yulia thought, as soon as her brain began functioning again. She remembered having been injected with some sort of drug, and now, she had surely been administered an energiser to wake her up. The last words she recalled was the promise made by Valdez to ‘move the interrogation up a gear’. Did she remember him saying the name Manuel? A quick assessment revealed that she was tied to a metal chair or...
Hi guys, Thank you for reading the story and also for your feedback. I hope you enjoy the second chapter as well. T-Wnjk ********* Present Day ‘Anna? Anna?’ Ramone called looking concerned. ‘What?’ ‘You’re crying.’ ‘Oh,’ Anna said while wiping her tears. ‘Excuse me Ramone.’ Anna bolted to her bathroom and locked the door. Her heart was beating furiously and she rested her elbows on her sink with her head bowed down. She didn’t dare look at the mirror for fear of what she would see....
Der unvermeidliche Disclaimer Diese folgende Geschichte ist geistiges Eigentum des Autors der in dieser Community das Pseudonym "Drachenwind" tr?gt und von ihm frei erfunden, ?hnlichkeiten mit real existierenden Personen und/oder Orten sind rein zuf?llig. Es ist ausdr?cklich verboten, diese Storie f?r kommerzielle Zwecke zu nutzen. Finanzielle Vorteile d?rfen mit dieser Storie nicht erwirtschaftet werden. Kurz gesagt, Ver?ffentlichungsverbot f?r alle kostenpflichtigen Foren oder Webs...
HumorCristal Swift is from the Czech Republic, a breeding ground for hot chicks, and she is no exception. This hot milf packs a beautiful natural F cup, so she’s in the right place. In today’s update, you’ll see Cristal getting fucked hard, and she gives it as hard as she takes it. Her tits are perfect for titty fucking and she does it great. She also has great talent in sucking dick and getting face fucked. But, the best is watching her huge boobs fly around while she gets her pussy slammed, and...
xmoviesforyouHortense found me rewrapping my foot with a dish cloth. I had cleaned his shirt with soap and full boiling water. Sensing the emergency was over, my son reverted to practical matters. "I'm hungry, Ma. Did Greatgran eat yet?" I sliced headcheese and tore chunks of bread for both of them. I skipped eating. How my body was sore from a foot wound, I could not explain it. My foot felt somewhat better by supper. I made a stew. Hory helped to wash the dishes. I cleaned up Grandpa after dinner. He...
April 2017I had become very good friends with Brian over the past year or so. He is the first person I have properly befriended through an online chat room. We had got chatting after I had sought advice on the best way to persuade your wife to be shared. We had chatted for hours then met for coffee, then a beer and then beer evenings. Brian was instrumental in my goal of persuading Sally to make the leap into this new lifestyle, so it was only fitting that he be the first to share Sally.To set...
Wife LoversMy name doesn't matter. All you need to know is that I'm a professional guitarist. Last summer when I was on a flight back to New York after my first major tour as a guitarist for a quite well known act I received a phone call from a friend, asking me to step in for him in a session. Since I was basically without a job as of that day I said I'd do it. So instead of going home and catching more than 2 or 3 hours of sleep in a row like I had been doing for the last couple of weeks I went right to...
Hello readers, I am Suraj, 35 years old and my wife is Sneha aged 29 years. Yes, we have a big age gap. I am a new writer wishing to detail very true details of my kinky life. Some names have been changed for privacy reasons. Let’s get to the story. (Warning: This story is going to be long and will be in parts. It has elements of kink, taboo, gay, bisexuality, and wife sharing.) I and my wife have been married for the past 10 years and this all began 2 years ago. It was me who pushed my wife to...
I had talked with Ben for a few months, we were both into bondage, I was very submissive. He had a definite dominant streak in him, but was a bit low on confidence. We both had roommates, so it’d been impossible to get together, especially with my not being fully open about being bi yet. Well, now we had that chance, and having bought plenty of rope, I was ready for him to come over. Around two PM on Saturday there was a knock on the door, and I eagerly opened it. It was Ben. Though...
My friends left early on Monday morning. As much as I liked Trent and Eric, and as much as I enjoyed their visit, I was glad to watch them pull out of the parking lot and head back out of town. I didn't think I could take another day of intervention and intoxication. As it was, I wanted nothing more than to grab some breakfast, and then go back to my rack and bag some more sleep. Their efforts were not in vain. They had opened my eyes to the obnoxious and irresponsible way I had been...
Her new email asked if I was alright. And stated that she had not seen me in the bank for more than a month. I thought about it. I replied with an email, to her bank. If you have a private email, please send here. The next day, I had two emails. One from Era from her bank email said she did not have a private email for bank customers. I replied to that email, “sorry, we will keep this professional.” I did not want her to get into trouble. The other email was from Era’s private email. I...
My wife and I had had always discussed the idea of her taking another cock and in particular a big thick black one and while she loves the idea, and I hope it happens one day, we're just not quite there yet. In fact, I'd always been curious as to whether she'd even manage one given that Im 6" and Ive always seemed to fill her up widthwise and sometimes even bottom out on her cervix when I fuck her.Anyway, as a near second to her being fucked by a real black cock, I decided that I'd get a black...
"The Business Trip" Author's note: I'm still rummaging through my old drafts folder. There are dozens of old stories I haven't submitted. The quality varies but I should probably start sending some in to see the light of day. Hope you enjoy, -Kim My wife had been hounding me about having a baby. She was ready. Her clock was ticking. Her parents were older and filthy rich and wanted to be able to spoil a grandchild. All this stuff, but I was having none of it. I liked how things...
Hello there. My name is Wendy Weizenbaum (I LOVE writing that name!), and Brenda asked me to write about the day I met her ... and Willie and Dee and ... everybody. And since I can no more refuse Brenda a request than I could stop breathing, I'll do so. I begged her to let me leave out the sex and other embarrassing stuff ... but she was insistent that I make a complete record of it. So, here goes. I got up about seven and made my bed. Lot of good THAT did. The room was a PIT! It was just...
The crate arrived about 4 PM from CF Freight Lines. Vicki had received noticenearly two weeks ago to expect it and to make arrangements with work for severaldays off. The crate was to be picked up and shipped tomorrow. It stood 42 inchestall and was thirty inches square. Vicki opened the envelope Jack had mailedher a few days before. I will be requiring your services to entertain and close a businessdeal over the next week. You will need to make the necessary arrangementsfor the time off. You...
5th Grade. 11 years old. Dressed as a girl again on Halloween. As a cheerleader. My next old sister's cheer uniform. Her idea. Her bra and panty too. My special "Boob" socks to give the appearance of breast. A discussion I had with my next 2 older sisters. How ample were my false breast to be? Normal size for girls my age? Bigger for my ego as a girl, for all the times I have dressed up with them through the years? Dolly Parton size? Because my 2nd oldest sis Joan, made...
I don’t remember how old I was when my older sister made me her sex slave. I remember the night it all started though. I had been in my room sniffing my sister’s panties; my mother was working nights and my older sister came home earlier then normal. I must have been quite occupied because I never heard the front door open. I knew i was in trouble when i seen the flash, i had been just about to cum, the panties under my nose. “i got you now you little pervert; you just wait till mom finds out...
IncestThe other night I was shopping at Wal Mart for things that I needed at home. I saw this guy he was about 6’4′, had a great body dressed in slacks, polo shirt and boat shoes he had a shopping basket full of toileties. We were in line together so to be friendly struck p a conversation with him. He said he hated shopping, but had to do it at least once a month, I told him that I loved to shop especially for clothes, of all kinds. He asked what kind of all kinds,I explained that it was private girl...
Deanna Robbie was already gone to the airport for his flight to Italy when i awoke the next morning. I got up to go to the bathroom and immediately noticed Robbie’s cum dripping on the floor with each step. He had filled me twice last night during our wonderful love making. I noticed that Joey had not crossed my mind too much over the weekend. I cleaned up and went to my doctors office where they removed the cast from my foot and leg. Dammmmmm ... that felt good. I just want to run my...
sex. After exchanging a few emails, she admitted that she had a live in boyfriend but he didn't give her enough sex. She said he worked evenings and we could get together almost any night. We finally set it up and I stopped by their house on my way home from work. She answered the door in an old worn-out t-shirt. I came in and she closed and locked the door behind me. I turned around to see her pulling the shirt off. She was naked underneath. She apologized for the shirt but said she...
Danny's Mom - Part 3 of 6 In which the changes to Danny's chest continue, he notices that his voice has shifted higher, he has an embarrassing moment when playing basketball with his buddies, becomes close friends with Emma and Eric, is ogled by a waiter at a restaurant, begins wearing makeup, wears pantyhose for the first time, and learns that Eric has a 'crush' on him. July My cooking ability was like zero. I could pour milk on cereal, or make a cold cut or PB&J sandwich,...
Bailey felt like her stomach was on fire. She had been drifting in and out of consciousness since the night before. Her sister had finally taken her to the ER first thing in the morning, then called her parents. Through the haze, she refused any treatment other than ibuprofen. The pain will go away, she told herself. It always does. But it hadn't. If anything, it got worse. She heard her parents and the doctors talking. Her mother pleaded with her to sign over power of attorney to them,...
My name is Paul Biggs and im sixteen with emo style black hair bangs hanging down my face and i tower above people at six foot two,i also have a quite muscular body and dress goth it was the last day in middle school for me i had failed a year so here i am sitting in class doing nothing since the last week is nothing but movies and social time. Chp.1 I had alot of friends my age in class we sat around talking in Mrs.Denhams math class when the female coach,Ms.Baldwin knocks and...
Hye dosto mera mane Rahul hai aur mai 22 yr ka hu aur mai Bhilai CG se hu, Mera hight 5 ft 8 inch hai aur meri girlfrnd ki hight 5 ft hai, agar apko ye story pasand aye to mujhe jaroor mail kijiye aur jis bhi ladki mere sath sex karna oh bhi mail kar sakti hai i am always avilable for any girls, ladies and aunty. Ye story start hoti hai school days se jab mai 11th me tha mai class captain tha, mere class me ek ladki thi sunita, jab free period hota tha mam sab ko silence hokar padho ya chup...
Inui: You're my opponent? HA-ha ha! You don't look like a cop! You the local busyboy or what? Sanosuke: You checked out Kenshin pretty good, but I guess you slipped up this time. My name is Sagara Sanosuke! And whatever the reason, I'm a lot better friend to Kenshin than these guys! Don't forget that, even if you gotta write it on the palm of your hand! Inui: Zat so. Then I guess I gotta take you a lot more seriously than these guys! (He kicks Makugawa again in the chest.) Inui:...
We returned to our quarters, all three of us exhausted from our day. Trud had worked with Jean and Two for the day. Our quarters were clean and a meal was sending its pleasant scent to our noses as we entered. The three of us went into the bedroom and collapsed upon the bed. Trud came in and said, "Is this all the thanks I get for working hard all day?" She grinned. Jan replied, "You haven't been the only one. I need a back rub." She moaned as she went to her stomach. Trud came over and...
1. The End As he stomped out, Mike Kimmel slammed the front door of their plush, new tract home in the Gleneagle development just south of Arlington, Washington so hard it shook the windows. His poor wife, Anna, was visibly shaken as she melted into the couch in tears. Why did he have to always resort to the insults and shouting? Wasn’t it enough for him to just humiliate her and leave her in smug self-righteousness? Why did he have to insist on breaking her emotionally? He was likely cutting...
Rick had just left the private asylum in Fort Worth still hurt by how he had been received by his ex-wife. He had reluctantly filed for divorce three years ago knowing that he would never get Erin back. She was exactly the same as she was when she attacked Honey. A long white limousine pulled up to the entrance as he walked down the few steps to the luxury car. The driver opened the door to the back seat. "No better?" the glamorous blonde asked. "No improvement at all," he replied....
Good friends of mine, a married couple, were going out of town on vacation and asked me to keep an eye on their house. Dave, and wife Margie, would be gone for 10 days and needed me to also take care of their dog Sandy, an Irish setter. I would have the keys to get in to their house, make sure everything was ok, and feed and let dog out to play.On the last day, when they were due back later in the night, I went over to check on things and let Sandy out. I arrived at their house, through the...
The Story of Leona Written by smchronos Description: Leon, a computer engineering student a prominent university, develops a slight fever shortly before returning for his junior year. Upon visiting his local pharmacy, he is greeted by Dr. Longsten, an eccentric and young physician. Dr. Longsten provides Leon with a newly-marketed drug called "Meklitin" free of charge (Leon is skeptical). Over the weekend, Leon slowly transforms (and de-ages) from his 20-year-old self into a...
Blonde goth Dahlia Sky slinks through darkness looking for a piece of man meat.. She will fucking tear you apart if you don’t deliver! Good thing Owen Gray is here to take care of Dahlia’s desires to get fucked deeply in her ass. Owen runs his hands all over her body, exciting her, and kneeling to go down on her pussy. She thirstily wraps her black-lipsticked mouth around his cock, making sure he was fully erect to ensure maximum penetration into her whore wholes, but she...
xmoviesforyouThe Gods Themselves Synopsis When the Gods conspire against you the only thing you can hope for is they will soon weary of their games and leave you alone. They did grow bored, those Gods, but not before it was too late, and all Josh could do was smile sheepishly as Julie's mouth opened and closed. He didn't need to ask what had caught her attention and thank the stars He fought against the impulse to curtsey. All he could do was shrugh: A little sun, a tad bit of arthritis, and...
"I want you to file a sexual harassment charge against him." Katherine spoke sharply, addressing the slight oriental woman in the small cubicle. "I really don't think it's any of your business, Ms. Reiter." Came the reply from Tammy. Katherine looked over the smaller woman with an air of distaste. Tamiko had been her secretary for almost eight months, and Katherine was rapidly growing weary of her insubordinate attitude. "Tamiko, he's..." Katherine began again, raising herself to...
Dear reader my name is Sahebji. Some of you of may have read my earlier contributions to this site. I wish to thank you guys for your appreciative response. This is not one of my experiences but of a young lady Minu, who wrote to me about them. I can't describe her to you, as I have never met her. Best would be, I think, if you hear what she has to say in her own words. Hello friend, what I am about to narrate is a true story. My name is Minu. I am eighteen years old. I have a problem on...
The Yara Chronicles When one thinks of life we think of things we want, but can’t have. Unless we’re lucky or, in reality, not lucky. I have a job that takes me all over the world. I was on this day in the Eastern Europe, in the City of _______. I was encamped in a pricey, but inadequate hotel. The room I was in was confining and bleak. I decided to go out for a walk, even though I did not know the City at all. It was warm out and I walked a steady pace looking for something interesting. I...
Names have been changed to protect identities. Me and cath had been friends for 1 yeardrinking on nights out , she was about 4”12 very slim and slightly flat chested , she was very kind and but about a 6/10 at best . So after a dry spell from women I alone and horny one night texted cath . She told me she was in the bath , I being cheeky asked for a picture ( as a joke ). Then 3 mintues later *2 picture messages received*, I was eating Chinese and I spat it out on the floor . I paused “ what...
Slender fingers like white spiders crawled up Anne's trembling thighs. They cupped themselves over the tightly-clenched cheeks of her ass. Her touch fervent and loving, Jacqui shoved her face into Anne's cunt and ate greedily at it. The cheerleader was slumped against the exercycle, her pussy full of pleasure and her head full of stars. What a come! It felt as if her pussy were trying to tie itself into knots. Of their own accord her hips fucked her pussy back and forth against Jacqui's...
Weddings can be fun. I came to this conclusion in my early twenties when I went to a family wedding. It was my first wedding as an adult and I remember being disappointed when I found out I couldn’t bring a date. Little did I realize the opportunities being single at would bring.After the ceremony, my aunt let me know where I would be sitting. Since my parents were at the head table, she wanted to let me know there would be someone my age at my table. It was a cousin of mine who grew up in...
IncestA Walk On The BeachAs I got on the the plane to go to California, I just knew that this wasgoing to be worth taking a vacation for.I looked out the window at the clouds and realized what a big world thatwe lived in.The attendant came on the intercom saying that we were almost to ourdestination and to buckle up.I smiled, being afraid of heights I stayed buckled the whole flight.As we touched down, my stomach lept up.I grabbed my bags and went inside the airport.I did not have any other luggage,...
Anne looked over her client list while she sipped on her morning coffee. She noticed that a significant portion of her clientele had started to become single parents, mostly mothers, bringing in their children. While she was single herself, she was not a parent. And at 35 years of age she was pretty sure she was not going to share that with anyone. Anne was striking. Although she always dressed conservatively for her clients, she always wore heels. She always wore a skirt or dress...
Description: I looked at the letter and my world ended in flames, I thought. Edited by Barney R. Messed with afterward by me. All mistakes are mine. I looked at the letter and my world ended in flames, I thought. ‘The Day’ was normal in every way until I got home from my trip to Chicago. I was home without my wife, an event that had become all too frequent lately. I walked up to the front porch, retrieved the paper, and grabbed the mail. As per usual, it was mostly junk. I had one...
I was 18 years old. It was my ever. My name is josh miyahi. I was going out with my girlfriend, Ashley for around 7 months. We were crazy about each other but weren't too physical. We had never felt each other under are underwear or seen each other naked. I had only felt her over her bra. I had never seen her breasts either. She hadn't ever felt my cock. She was my 1st love and also 1st kiss. It was the same for her. I am 5foot 10inches, fair skin, long straight black hair, light brown eyes, a...
First TimeAll this while, my fingers were fingering her pussy, desperately looking for the opening. “Where on earth is your opening?” I asked the amused Jaya. She gave my tool a strong jerk and exclaimed, “you are a fool in not finding the place, and how do you then propose to enter me?” I was in no mood to listen to her and insisted that she should please guide me in locating the slit. She then told me that “I should carefully part her pussy hairs and then only will I be able to locate the spot”. I did...
IncestThe crowd started to thin out as the night grew late. There were chores to do early in the morning and Carolyn had just left. It took some effort, but Lacey convinced the old woman she wanted to stay and help clean up, because by the looks of the men bugging out before they had to do dishes, Wesley was going to be left to do it alone. Lance was the last one to get ready to go as he finished up in the back, scraping the grill. Wesley put the rest of the food away, organizing the fridge. He’d...
Greg, you’re gonna miss the turn!”“Huh? Oh, yeah. I was…”“What?”“Nothing. Don’t worry about it. We’ll get there before the storm hits.”Damn she’s hot. How the hell did I end up driving Michelle Stevens up to Hawke’s Point for a weekend camping trip? Fucking Kevin, that’s how. Michelle and her friend Sarah were gonna drive up tonight to meet up with Kevin, Jake, and Lauren, but Sarah got sick last night. Sure enough, who ends up with the short end of the stick?“Hey Greg, you gotta go pick up...