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Her eyes. That’s the first thing that caught my attention. Aside from the earth-shattering smile, they were the thing that made me approach. They were literally teal. Her eyelashes were long and black, her eyebrows thick. She had lips that curled around her teeth when she smiled in a way that said, you don’t know me, and you never will. She was enticing. I wanted to get to know her more. Her hair was a dark blonde, but her eyebrows were darker. I always wondered if she had dyed her hair, but...
It was a typical fall November day at Fort Riley, Kansas with the temperatures dropping and the winds blowing. The dust was really kicking up in the motor pool area. 2nd Lt. Bob Lacey was in the motor pool doing an inspection of some tank maintenance logs and dreading how the dust was going to play havoc with his newly acquired contact lenses. The Motor Sergeant came up to Bob and told him that the Battalion Adjutant wanted to speak to him. Bob was told to report to Battalion Headquarters...
“Excuse me, my name is…” My words die in my throat as the first man turns around. “Aria? Hey, it's good to see you. I didn't know you worked here.” It’s Dean! Fuck, fuck, fuck. I bite my lower lip in a nervous habit. Calm down, Aria, keep cool. He’s just your neighbor… your smoking hot neighbor. Damn it, he looks so sexy in a suit.With it being a casual business affair, Dean is wearing a black two piece suit that has a light gray pin striping and both jacket buttons were undone. The shirt...
Love StoriesAs usual, the small coffee shop down the street from my apartment is packed and buzzing with the morning’s rush. Let’s Grind has always been my home away from home with its dark red walls, over stuffed couches, worn coffee tables, and the seemingly ingrained smell of freshly ground coffee beans. A sigh of contentment escapes from me as I lean back into the soft love seat. I can feel the morning rays of sunlight pouring in from the store front window bathing my skin in the most amazing warmth. I...
Love Stories“I’m sending Megan across to your hotel. She will hand you the property deeds once confirmation of funds transfer has been obtained” explained my lawyer. I was purchasing a new condo, and looking forward to moving out of this hotel room. About 10 minutes later there was a knock on the door. Opening the door I was very surprised. Standing there was Aria, or at least the young lady that I knew by that name - the young lady that I had encountered at the Red Door massage parlor about two years...
“Excuse me, my name is…” My words die in my throat as the first man turns around. “Aria? Hey, it’s good to see you. I didn’t know you worked here.” It’s Dean! Fuck, fuck, fuck. I bite my lower lip in a nervous habit. Calm down, Aria, keep cool. He’s just your neighbor… your smoking hot neighbor. Damn it, he looks so sexy in a suit. With it being a casual business affair, Dean is wearing a black two piece suit that has a light gray pin striping and both jacket buttons were undone. The shirt...
Sandra took another drink of water as Mr. Menlos reprimanded another hapless student for not cueing her in during the aria. After forgetting Mr. Menlos's instructions about being strict to the conductor's indications, Sandra had finally started being particular about following all cues. She would enter incorrectly when given the wrong beat, and not enter at all when the cue was missed. Between that, and the thrill of singing with an orchestra for the first time, she was enjoying herself...
Copyright Oggbashan May 2016 The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary, the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons. ********* At dawn, in a couple of hours from now, I have to fight a duel. Major Simon has chosen pistols and he’s a deadly shot. I will die. He insulted my wife by calling her a whore. I challenged him to a...
Note from the author: The story is in Italian as I realized it is too hard for me to keep writing in English, but I will probably translate it later on. ---------------------------- Capitolo 3: Rachel Matt sedeva al tavolo della cucina di Steve. Una massa indistinta di capelli viola le ondeggiava davanti al viso ogni volta che si muoveva. Indossava ancora il pigiama prestatole da Chelsea. "Non riesco proprio a credere di aver avuto bisogno di un...
The Seventh AriaBy Brewt.BlacklistSeptember-October 2011The ObservatoryIT WAS as busy a day as usual, but that didn't stop me from stopping to gape. I couldn't believe what, er, whom I was seeing. It was The Trips. Right here. I didn't think they could even be alive by now, but large as life itself, here they were here in the diner. At my table. Together. I thought at the very least that by now, they would completely hate each other."Good morning, ladies. What can I start you out with?""Coffee,...
A jack-o-lantern glowed on the corner of the desk next to a basket of ripe red apples. A vase of mums completed the autumn vignette. Marian’s head was bent over a pile of books she was sorting, hoping to have them back in place on the shelves before it was time for her to leave. Every October it was the same thing. Just about every book of “true” ghost stories was taken out of the library, and returned by Halloween night. Her thoughts were interrupted by “Trick or treat!” Marian looked up and...
Introduction: Happy Halloween For reasons of my own, I no longer allow public comments, nor do I make them on other writers work. I do hope youll send me a message with your critiques. A jack-o-lantern glowed on the corner of the desk next to a basket of ripe red apples. A vase of mums completed the autumn vignette. Marians head was bent over a pile of books she was sorting, hoping to have them back in place on the shelves before it was time for her to leave. Every October it was the same...
The events in this story are true. They happened over 10 years ago, but it’s still a very fond memory. “Lady Ariadne” and I remain friends, though not a couple. My girlfriend, Ariadne, and I practiced S + M with me usually in the dominant role. When I spanked her just right, she orgasmed, a tremendous turn on for both of us. On the occasions I was the submissive, I’ve always hoped to come while being spanked. Ariadne and I had the best sexual couplings either of us has ever experienced. At the...
The events in this story are true. They happened over 10 years ago, but it’s still a very fond memory. “Lady Ariadne” and I remain friends, though not a couple. My girlfriend, Ariadne, and I practiced S + M with me usually in the dominant role. When I spanked her just right, she orgasmed, a tremendous turn on for both of us. On the occasions I was the submissive, I’ve always hoped to come while being spanked. Ariadne and I had the best sexual couplings either of us has ever experienced. At the...
SpankingMy name is Tanner. When I was sixteen, I was terribly shy, interested in girls, but had no idea how to deal with members of the opposite sex. This is the story of how I overcame that problem.The summer of my junior year, we got a new neighbor. Her name was Marian Hayes. She worked at the local library. The house used to belong to her older brother and she inherited it when he passed away. The house needed a little work, as did the gardens and the lawn. That's where I came in! My Dad suggested...
First TimeLiving in the poshest parts of New York, Sherry was perfectly happy with every aspect of her life. She was ambitious and had a great job. She earned enough to lead a luxurious life in this part of the city. The only trouble was her hectic lifestyle and how it left her with no time to date. Her last breakup was rather messy. It has been three months since she broke up with her boyfriend. The only thing she misses now is the sex. She was not much into flings and one-night-stands so finding a...
ShemaleMaggie's Secret's Secret This story is purely fiction. No corporations or names represent real people or companies in any way. I appreciate all story reviews to help me become a better writer or, from a purely selfish perspective, make me want to continue writing. If you like the story I've written numerous others that you might want to read. You can search for all my stories by using the 'author search' and typing in the author, 'Want2BaGirl'. I hope you enjoy. Part One -...
As usual, the small coffee shop down the street from my apartment is packed and buzzing with the morning’s rush. Let’s Grind has always been my home away from home with its dark red walls, over stuffed couches, worn coffee tables, and the seemingly ingrained smell of freshly ground coffee beans. A sigh of contentment escapes from me as I lean back into the soft love seat. I can feel the morning rays of sunlight pouring in from the store front window bathing my skin in the most amazing warmth....
I have a friend named Latrell. He's almost forty now - married with four k**s. When I was little he used to babysit me whenever my usual sitter was busy. He lived in the basement of my aunt and uncle's house until I was in high school. When I was over there when I was younger, I mostly watched TV. Sometimes we would play board games, but for the most part I entertained myself.One night my parents were gone until almost three in the morning. My uncle worked the graveyard shift and was at work....
I was a student by day and a firefighter by night. I had joined the team two years ago and was trying to get a college degree by attending classes at night. I often used to silently masturbate when I would go to the library, as I was alone in the evenings, at the almost closing time and it would take the edge off a bit. During one of these times, I saw the local librarian and oh she was hot. Perky tits, tight ass and a low cut blouse. Wow. She would probably feature in my fantasies for a while....
ShemaleBy : Vimalesh This is continuation of my story Sheeba My Neighbor – Part I Sheeba and I became very close through our messages and night calls. Most of the messages we sent between us were of ugly and dirty sexual intercourse we dreamt of. We knew that we had same likings in sex. Night calls always ended in hard masturbation. We were eagerly waiting for an occasion to explore each others naked body. Weeks passed without any progress. We couldn’t go even a step further. We relied only on our...
By : Vimalesh My dear readers, I am Vimalesh. This is my sixth story in this site. All the already submitted stories were all about the sexual games I had with my maids. The Maid-Kanakamma’, ‘Again with Kanakamma’, My New Maid-Sujatha’, My Maid at Her house’ and ‘The Whore Maid Yadamma’ are the stories I‘ve already submitted. This time I share a sweet love making session I enjoyed with my sexy neighbor Sheeba and the events that led to our close friendship. Please read the story and send your...
Shelena Lowell’s Week, Thursday Guanting Chan... I couldn’t get the nerdy futa out of my mind. She was what lingered in my thoughts after my gangbang by the A/V Club. That had been a wild afternoon. Not only had they filmed it, but they streamed live on the internet on the school’s Twitch account. Soon, it would be edited and uploaded to YouTube with links for people to buy the DVDs of a futa-bully’s first gangbang. And all I could think about was Guanting Chan. There was no denying that...
Having just eaten Marian to orgasm, I crawled up and cuddled with her, my head resting on her breast. "You've got nice boobs," I said between licks on her nipple.She picked up my head and said, " These are breasts! You can call them tits if breasts is too formal. Not hooters, boobs, or fun bags. It's good to find out what a woman prefers before jumping to conclusions, okay?" She pressed my face into the soft tissue of her chest, smiling as she did so. "Now get back to work! That feels so...
MatureAfter our encounter with Tara and Charlene, I had a feeling Sheri was going to keep exploring. We were getting on the bus to go home the following morning. I was up early, so I went down to the beach one last time. Sheri saw me from her balcony and blew me a kiss. I did the same and headed back to my room to get my stuff. I got on the bus and found my seat near the back. I watched out the window as Sheri, Charlene, Tara, and a junior named Heather were headed to the bus together. That was odd...
Wife LoversMy name is Fiyero Andreyev. I was born and raised to the age of seventeen years, in St. Petersburg, Russia. I relocated to the promising soils of the American States with my then-fiancee, Natassia Kaczmarek in the search of a fortuitous career. After struggling through a couple of harsh years with little money and minimal food, I was blessed enough to procure employment from an eccentric and well-renowned artist from France named Cyrille Amoussou. The brilliant Amoussou paid me rather...
IncestDiverting her attention momentarily from the road, Tamsin smiled at me . I had seen that smile before, it was full of comfort and reassurance. Not that I needed to be reassured but life with Tamsin was full of surprises and it had become increasingly obvious to me that she felt she always needed to prepare me for the next one.The last one had come the night before, at the close of our remarkable evening at Creatrice. She had informed me that we were to visit her grandmother at her home in the...
Diverting her attention momentarily from the road, Tamsin smiled at me . I had seen that smile before; it was full of comfort and reassurance. Not that I needed to be reassured but life with Tamsin was full of surprises and it had become increasingly obvious to me that she felt she always needed to prepare me for the next one.The last one had come the night before, at the close of our remarkable evening at Creatrice. She had informed me that we were to visit her grandmother at her home in the...
Group SexAriadne walked up to Toha and the group. Her powerful form dominated his vision. Toha only knew so much about the Minotaurs of stories that his mother read to him from his father’s library. They were known as beasts that guarded the labyrinths, and that was all he knew. It was hard to see all her features from behind. Upfront, Toha could see that Ariadne was wearing bronze armor that covered her chest and body. She had small horns protruding from her head. Her trident turned almost into a...
An hour had passed, and it was getting darker and darker. Ariadne had taken her human form as she stood at the beach ahead of her. She took a light red flare of a dress as her clothing as the wind from the beach pushed and pulled her dress too and fro. It would be a welcoming look for the coming children. “I will kill my father when this is done,” she said to herself. “There is no mercy for his acts. He used me to create a labyrinth of slaughter. He made that first batch of children from...
Main Anushree..mere Sheikh jiju ne mujhe kaise choda ..unhi ki prerna pa kar main apni aapbiti sunne ke liye utawali ho rahi hoon. Ise aap jaise chahen len, pyar muhabbat se. Apana pyar de kar mujhe nihal karden jisase main aap ko har bar naye-naye tarah se deti rahoo. Meri bahan ki shadi abhi haal hi me hui hai. Sheikh jiju multi-national co.me ek achchhi post par hai. Sajeele sunder nawjawan jiski chahat koi bhee laraki kar sakati hai. Meri bahan badi seedhi hai aura pane duniya mein hi magan...
Dramatis Personae: Frank ___ - Lead character, inventor of Alpha Alpha - First A.I. in existence Kasumi Tendo - artificial woman based on character from Ranma 1/2 Daria Morgendorffer aka Daria Morgan - artificial woman based on character from Daria Jane Lane aka Jane Lannister - artificial woman based on character from Daria Daria was an MTV cartoon series that ran for 5 seasons, plus 2 TV movies. It was a spin-off of Beavis and Butthead, a series that I loathed. The main character, Daria...
I am a young lady of 28 and married. My husband usually goes on long tours for office work and is not in town for at least 15-20 days in a month. I am staying alone in a 3BHK Row-House in Pune in a posh locality. I am quite a beautiful lady, with well formed body. I am very tall ( 5’10 inches). My body statistics is quite attractive as it measures 36-26-40. I have huge well rounded butts which is my major attraction and men always turn around to view by butts admiringly. I wear saree about 2″...
Hello story readers. Main vicky singh ek baar phir se lekar aaya hoon aap sabke liye ek aur hot sex stories.Jaisa aap logon ne meri pichli story mein padha tha ki kaise meri mom ne after 10 months 3 sheikhs ke sex kiya tha jismein unhe aur teenon sheikhs ko bahut maza aaya tha.Ab iske aagey ki story yahaan se shuru hoti hai.After giving delivery of baby boy & that sex session. Mummy ke figure par koi change nahin tha.Ek din main aur mummy office mein discussion kar rahe the ek real estate...
When I arrived back home from Chicago things with Cliff had gotten worse between us. He had moved all of his things into the guest bedroom. When I tried to get him to talk about what was going on, he just glared at me and went into his room shutting the door. I stood by the door, "Cliff please talk to me, we can't keep going on like this, it's driving both of us crazy, can't you see that?" "Why don't you go move in with Mullins. I know he's had that big cock of his in you by this...
Hello friends.Main vicky singh jacob ek baar phir lekar aaya hoon aap sabke liye hot sex story jismein main aap sabko bataunga ki kaise dad ke absence mein mummy ne sheikh zayed ke saath ghar mein sex kiya.Toh ab aate hain story par. Ek din mere grandparents ne dad se kaha ki unhe yahaan aaye hue bahut din ho gaye hain aur baby sunny ke saath rehte rehte time ka pata hi nahin chala toh isliye ab woh log cochin(kerala) jaana chahte hain.Phir dad aur mummy donon ne insist kiya ki woh donon kuch...
“Sárkány? ... Sárkány? ... Hey Sárkány wake up!” Sárkány was asleep as Daiyu was smacking his back. She felt the scales on his back as her palm was hitting against it. The dragon’s eyes stirred open. “Smoky girl!” he yelled as he shot awake. Everyone was looking at the dragon as he saw everyone looking at him. They were giving him a questioning look. “Right,” he said. “Are we on another quest?!” “Yes ... Sárkány, we need your help to stop a gunman in Europe. A rogue mythic.” “Of...
There was a small patch of dirt that Toha stood by as his eyes were closed. Ariadne stood by him. Her towering figure was dwarfing his height as she stood with her hands to her hips. “Close your eyes, my love,” Ariadne told him. Toha closed his eyes. “Now ... I want you to focus on the patch of dirt you were looking at. Lift up your hand towards that dirt. Picture it in your mind as it moves.” It was the next day of the grasslands of Oklahoma. The beautiful day was marked with clear...
It's happened that once Daria and Julie had actually had fun in two, without the guys. As I wrote, Daria and Julka are two 18-year-old girls, horny lesbians who love the fun of the more peculiar species. Pannice live in a secluded village in the lowlands. Then it was incredibly hot. As in the lowlands, when it is really hot, there are a lot of places where the girl can cool herself with tits and boobs. So also decided to make our heroines."Jula ... do not fool around, just jump out somewhere to...
Shelena Lowell’s Week, Tuesday I couldn’t believe I was crying. Me! I leaned against the wall in the second-floor corridor, Guanting Chan’s futa-cum leaking out of my pussy. Tears spilled down my cheeks as I struggled to get my emotions under control. Anger boiled through me at the mocking laughter that had surrounded me in the cafeteria. All my life, I had been in charge. The tallest and fastest futa on the team. The one with the biggest cock. Girls were all sluts for my dick even when...
Hi friends. I am Imran from bomb ay. This wonderful thing happened two years ago when i was on my honeymoon with my 24 years old beautiful wife Arwa. Right after marriage on the third day we went to Kullu-Manali for honeymoon. My wife is very beautiful, slim, athletic body, she has amazing figure of 36-27-38. Has so beautiful pink lips that anybody can die to suck them so hard, Her big eyes, big forehead, Soft cheeks, And amazingly clean waxed body with clean shaved pussy! We reached...
Stunt Double 2: Sheba Always. By Eric The female German Shepard Sheba who had once been a stunt man named Eric Stoltz looked desperately at Sam, the man who was now her trainer, as the original Sheba had stolen Eric's male human body and life three long days ago. A lifetime ago, really! Eric barked and desperately tried to make writing motions with her paws. All Sam did was to look irritated and command "Quiet!" Damn Sheba's instincts! This body that Eric now found...
Hi I everyone this is Raj from Mumbai. I am a big fan of ISS. Jab se maine yahan stories padhni shuru ki hai jab se maine socha kyun na main bhi ek real story yahan post karun. Toh bhaiyo ye story hai 1 mahine pehle ki. Main apni mom Sushmita ke sath jinki age karib 45 hai unke saath rehta hun. Meri mom divorcee hain. Unki figure hai 36-30-38. Woh dikhne me bahut sundar hai aur hot bhi. Woh modern hain isliye zyaadatar top aur jeans pehnti hain. Toh baat aise shuru hui karib 1 mahine pehle hi...
A fist slammed onto the table. “Tha to po xaná ... King Aegeus, you have lost this war! There will be no terms given to you. My armies have beaten you. Surrender!” It was a dark night after a significant battle in which hundreds to thousands lay dead somewhere in the land off of Athens, Greece of today. Aegeus sighed as he looked down onto the marble table. He sat with his generals as he spoke with Minos across the table. Ariadne, the daughter of Minos, along with her sister Phaedra, and...
FOREWORD This is a story that involves underage teenagers, if you are offended by this do not read it, dont complain. This is a slow romantic story, I know the intro is very long – almost the whole thing for this part – but thats the way this story is, if you dont like it dont complain, I am warning you now. Please leave any construcive criticism you have, I would love to become a better writer. Please do not leave angry criticism like, You suck, Stop writing, Gtfo, That was a story? etc. ...
After two months of marriage, I started to sense I needed more.I wanted to try something new; I wanted lesbian sex…My loving hubby was a wonderful lover, well hung and very gentle and efficient in bed; but I needed to experience caressing and kisses from another woman in my hot body. I had missed Helena, my old school mate, who I knew was positively a married bisexual babe.I finally met Mariana, a green eyed very nice brunette beauty, with a hot body to die for. It was incredible she was forty...
"Mr. President, the Swiss Ambassador is calling. Are you free to accept his call, Sir?" "Of course, Mrs. Tompkins. Please put him through, and if possible, will you see that I'm not disturbed? Thank you." Acting President Aaron Bronstein motioned for his ever-present Secret Service minder to leave him alone in the Oval Office, while he answered the telephone. "Jacques, what a pleasure! It was only last week that we enjoyed a lovely evening together! How may I help the Swiss today, my...
Two days had passed. Ariadne had done her part. Using her magic, she created the Labyrinth of Trade in which the trade negotiators could come and navigate the beautiful garden plant walls that led to the center. It was not a complicated maze for anybody as it was designed for aesthetic purposes. Every flower she could think of lined the plant walls. Pathways made of marble, gemstones, and carvings of the gods lined all around it. It all leads to the apex center that had a marble table that...
Tres meses habían pasado desde que la princesa Marianna y su compañero el bárbaro sin nombre habían expulsado, una vez más, al malvado hechicero Drax del plano físico. Tras separarse nuevamente del musculoso, pero algo estúpido guerrero, la voluptuosa princesa se dirigió a los desiertos del sur siguiendo la pista de su malvada hermana gemela Arianna, la cual, con el fin de convertirse en la única heredera al trono de Tanighar, la había entregado al diabólico hechicero Drax para que fuera...
FantasyThe Baroness and the Woodshed By Stephanie Von Essen A short vignette about a Baroness who craves the harshest disciplinefrom the best dominatrix in Germany during weekly sessions in the woodshed. Eva, you and I have quite a trip to the woodshed in store for you. We haveboth become quite wet from thinking about your planned session all morning.You will receive the discipline you have been craving from the best dominatrixin Germany. Although you are a Baroness and extremely wealthy, you...
Boonie Builders #2 One down, one to go, Shell thought. She remembered Gabe's “Hit him between the eyes” and decided she would. As they worked, Shell came out stretched a blue print out on a saw horse table, then moved around them taking measurements. Beneath her shirt, her tits hung free. She climbed a ladder near Nick making sure that her ass cheeks were in his view. Reaching, she flexed her cheeks, tightened them and slacked them. She knew her pantie lines were cutting into each cheek as she...
Making love to an eighteen-year-old, a seventeen-year-old and three fifteen-year-old girls was, for the first time, not a chore for me. Belinda Graves, the junior, was especially fun. My first titty fuck. I thought about having a painting made up for it, but later decided it would be kind of creepy. I was using the RVs again since the south mansion was now closed. Adam and Jessica helped out at the RV, but my mom was pretty much running the show. Jessie was there too, though she wasn’t aware...
I am going to describe one of my best experiences involving two girls in a 3-some. For a preamble, first as the incident narrated in the story was to my encounter with Rosy, my Chat friend. I remember, it was a Friday at about 8.30 in the night, when my telephone rang. Before I could say “Hello”, I heard a female voice saying: “Hello, is this Mr. Pankaj?” I have heard this voice before. Still I could not recognize the person. I answered: “Yeah, may I know who is speaking please?” I heard a...
By : Pankaj I am going to describe one of my best experiences involving two girls in a 3-some. For a preamble, first as the incident narrated in the story was to my encounter with Rosy, my Chat friend. I remember, it was a Friday at about 8.30 in the night, when my telephone rang. Before I could say “Hello”, I heard a female voice saying: “Hello, is this Mr. Pankaj?” I have heard this voice before. Still I could not recognize the person. I answered: “Yeah, may I know who is speaking...
Sherrie & Baby Face BBI was doing great. The downside was that Gabe and Nick were in and out leaving Sherrie too much time. While out shopping she saw a rowdy group of k**s beating one. By the time she turned her car around to investigate, one small k** crawled from the ditch. He was bruised, dirty and his little glasses were broke. She scooped him up and he said, “not a k** Lady” and passed out. She rambled through his back pack and discovered he was actually a “little person”, a dwarf....
Guys we already saw in the first part how Sheetal got attracted to Gopal; her watchman. She done all the tricks to get his cock…Now read ahead. The next morning when Sheetal woke up all she could remember was the scene she saw last night. She remembered Gopal’s cock and how he fucked his wife like a hydraulic machine. Sheetal felt little bad thinking about another person’s cock like this but she was sex starved and she didn’t need to think hard for a reason to justify her lust. She blamed it...
It was a new school year, and being that Mariah had moved on to another school, I had kind of forgotten about her, however one day out of the blue, she started to visit the school. Seeing her again, the thought of being with her flooded my mind, which made me a little nervous, especially when she happened to show up at the door to my classroom. She was with a friend, very attractive in her own right and seeing them both smiling I innocently motioned for them to come in. I was teaching but as...
The next few moments felt like an eternity. Suddenly there was the loud sound of hard sharp leather against soft supple flesh."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Mariah screamed, her head flying back, her torso forward, arching her back, thrusting her breast out. It felt like every nerve ending in her back was on fire, like her skin had been ripped away. The agony was unbelievable, her mind barely able to cope with it."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" she...