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Eliza Eves has been babysitting for Mr. POV for a long time now. Something strange happened when Eliza turned 18: she started flirting with Mr. POV. A lot. Mr. POV also noticed Eliza started showing up to his place a random times — not to babysit — but just to “say hello!” And it didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out Eliza was “just stopping by” when Mr. POV’s wife was out somewhere with their kid. Eliza would often come over is a sheer shirt and no bra, showing off her barely-legal, all-natural D’s. So kick back and listen to Eliza set the stage for the inevitable: Mr. POV’s load splattered on her 18-year-old face! Oh, and it looks like Eliza took the cunt tease a little too far…even for her own comfort! You might want to follow the official Eliza Eves Twitter @ElizaEvesXXX and enjoy my bro!!

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