mmmmm a fantasy from ktdown
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Im just a dirty guy who likes dirty things and one of my favorite things to do is eating my wifes pussy after its been fucked by other guys and filled with hot cum. Here is just one night in the life of a cum hungry husband. I always like for my wife to tell me about old sex partners she had and what they would do. She was always telling about one of her ex bisexual boyfriend named Ron. About how he had a big 8inch cock that was nice and fat with a set of huge balls that would cum loads and...
"Im sooooo sorry, I had to pick my lil brother up from school and take him to daycare for 3:30pm....and my math teacher Mrs.Wright wouldn't let me..." "Shh!. I dont want to hear anymore. Your already 10 minutes late, just head on back, get changed into work attire and get to work!". " Yeah yeah.." I mutterd to myself. Well as you should know by now, my name's Brianna....Brianna Harrison (to be exact), and Im a currenlty in my last year of high school. I live at home with my...
WELL JUST LET ME START BY SAYING I LOVE TO EAT PUSSY MMMMM!I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT,THE WAY IT LOOKS,SMELLS,TASTE MMMMMMM.IM SINGLE NOW AN IT’S HARD TO REALLY TELL A WOMAN THAT YOU LOVE GOING DOWN ON HER IF NOTHING ELSE.PLUS THERE ARE ALOT OF WOMEN WHO LIKE OTHER WOMEN AN DON’T APPRECIATE GUYS LIKE ME I WANT TO KRY(SNIFF,SNIFF).I HAVE TO HOLD BACK MY TEARS(SNIFF).I MISS GETTING A GOLDEN SHOWER FROM MY EX EVERY MORNING, THAT EARLY MORNING ONE IS THE BEST,OR ONE AFTER DRINKING A CASE OF...
It was a cold night on the streets of Paris, where sexy pop diva Mariah Carey was shooting the video for her new single ‘say something’. Mariah was currently miming to music in a shop for one of the shots, and was wearing an amazingly hot outfit.It was an all on one goldish leotard type thing, tied around her neck and barely covering her famously huge tits and sweeping down to cover her pussy as well.All the guys on the set were just staring, not at all concentrating on the job in hand, and...
I woke suddenly. I’d felt something on my arm and when I opened my eyes I was startled to find someone vaguely familiar standing over my bed. She was stunning, red hair the colour of Dawn, eyes as green as emeralds, skin as pale as the moonlight streaming through my window, with a delicious spray of freckles, cheeks as sharp as a knife, a nose that would be the envy of any Hellenistic Sculptor, and a chin with a dimple that was so innocent yet held danger. However what held my attention about...
How did I let this happen to me? I'm laying here letting my tits be sucked by two guys and one was licking my pussy all at the same time. I was tingling all over my body, I was so weak, so so weak. I was cumin and I knew whatever they were going to do me I couldn't stop it no longer, I was a goner because I felt so good. I was cumin, and I needed some dick. The thing is I'm a lesbian I've been one for over 5 years. I know I'm only 27 but I enjoyed the company of women and men. My new Job...
Hi . I m hitesh barma,age 24. Me chatisgarh ki rehne wala hun. Mere papa navy me job karte hain isil delhi me rehte hain.Gharme maa,me aur papa hain. Aj se 2 sal pehle ki bat hai. Ki papa harwaqt gharse bahar rehte hain. Ghar ka sara khyal mujhe rakhna padta hai. Meri maa jiska nam kamal barma hai. Unki height 5″6′ hai. Body size 38-34-38 hai. Woski age 46 hai.Dikhne me mast sunder mal hai. Papa har waqt bahar rehte hain isi liye unhen vi man kar raha hoga ki koi unhe chue. Meri nazar hamesha...
WELL JUST LET ME START BY SAYING I LOVE TO EAT PUSSY MMMMM!I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT,THE WAY IT LOOKS,SMELLS,TASTE MMMMMMM.IM SINGLE NOW AN IT'S HARD TO REALLY TELL A WOMAN THAT YOU LOVE GOING DOWN ON HER IF NOTHING ELSE.PLUS THERE ARE ALOT OF WOMEN WHO LIKE OTHER WOMEN AN DON'T APPRECIATE GUYS LIKE ME I WANT TO KRY(SNIFF,SNIFF).I HAVE TO HOLD BACK MY TEARS(SNIFF).I MISS GETTING A GOLDEN SHOWER FROM MY EX EVERY MORNING, THAT EARLY MORNING ONE IS THE BEST,OR ONE AFTER DRINKING A CASE OF...
I'll be the first to admit that I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. On the best of days. All right. I'm not dumb. I just sometimes miss the obvious. I get distracted and sidetracked and my mind goes on its merry little way. Today is one of those days. Hi, hello. I'm Donald. I hate my name. I go by Don and that doesn't help much. Neither does Don Juan because I can't say it with a straight face. So, when I'm trying to be funny or sexy to girls, they just laugh. And not...
I am sumanth from Belgaum. This is my first story on net,, I need ur responses,,this iwas my 5th encounter,,any girl or lady who need me for anykind of sex can contact m by all means,, is my mail id, ,anywhere anytime k,, everything will b kept secretly.. will b waiting for ur reply,, This is incidence which I am writing had happened to me around 3 months back. Due to some official work, I was required to go to Mangalore for around 15 days. My father told me that he has had work with his friend...
Hii this is leena sunil again with “Honeymoon” story…….bahut se hotmale ke response mile , achcha laga, isliye itni jaldi mein apni honeymoon ke story likh rahi hooon….aap logo ke mail padkar bhi mujhe bahut achcha laga……..mein bhopal main rehti hoon meri age 26 hai, bhopal ki hoon…figure tho aap logo ko maloom hi hai….jitna aapko suhaagraat ki story main maza aaya usse jyada honeymoon main aayega…mujhe aasha hai………. Suhaagraat ke baad tho har din humne enjoy kiya sex ko…lekin jab mein...
My name is Ashley (or Ash) I’m 21 years old, a brunette who is 5’5” and measure, 34-24-32. My boyfriend, Josh had shoulder length straight black hair, 5’11”. We went to the same college and when it was our junior year, spring break. We decided to go on our own and not with our friends. Since all our friends and our roommate were going to go to Mexico, we decided on going to Miami. The break started off amazingly, we reached and checked into our hotel that was on south beach after which we had a...
Group SexSome mistakes cant be fixed MISTAKES… Some mistakes can’t be overcome…. I came home at my normal time on Friday and was surprised Susan, my wife wasn’t home yet. I got off at five o’clock and was always home by five thirty, every day. Susan got off at four and was home before me all the time. I assumed that she was going out with her coworkers after work. She did that a lot on Fridays. But she almost always told me she was going before she went. I started dinner...
CuckoldJust to start off my name is Justin, I’m 22 years old and live in LA. I’ve always had the doctor. After giving me and examination he told me the reason I was sick was my tonsils. They had to be removed. So we made an appointment with the local hospital and I would go in for the surgery on Tuesday. The surgery went well and they took me to recovery where I’d have to stay for a few days until the swelling went down. When I woke up after the surgery there was a beautiful young woman standing over...
FetishThis began as an early notion of what eventually became the story "Honeymoon" (already posted on FM). "Honeymoon" took on its own shape, and I forgot the initial situational fragment. Then, having encountered it again, "Honeymoon" almost forgotten, I started revising and enlarging it in still other ways. It's a different story this time, though with some superficial similarities. Do enjoy or ignore one or the other or both! Ooooohh! ...
Don't read this if you aren't legally entitled, morally equipped, or fully aware that the story is a fantasy invocation, descriptive of nothing, recommending nothing. Critical comment ofany kind sent to [email protected] is always welcome. Mmmmmm! by Vickie Tern i. She stiffened, then relaxed and said "Mmmmmm!" "Are you sure?" he asked her? "Of course I'm sure," she said. ...
Your dick is sooooo bigIt had been a very warm summer. I was coming back home from my office very early that afternoon and outside the heat was really unbearable…I got my car and soon I was at home… alone again, naturally, as the song says… My loving husband Victor was on his way to the airport for another business trip and he had warned me his cousin Mateo was coming to visit and stay with us on Tuesday.I had met Mateo in Buenos Aires. He was a handsome guy, athletic and muscled, a very nice...
I became my haitian buddy secret ''friend'', on a warm night of July back drunk from a school end of session party, his parents sleeping alone outside in the pool nervously watching him show me his very very bigger bbcboth naked in the pool , Mike joking about me liking his bbc ''dont be shy touch it, im big isnt it''''yes dude, wow''''how big are you''my hand under the water, help on my friend bib cock. feeling it becoming harder and bigger in my hand''8 i think''''you like it?''i was stroking...
Anyone who has ever received an emergency text, knows the feeling of being concerned that something bad has happened, especially if the text was as vague as this one. "Come ovr. @ home. Need ur help!" was all the message said. The text was from Sally's friend, Julia, who also happens to be my wife's parents' other daughter. I was concerned, as I said before, so, I hopped into my car, and drove the eight-or-so blocks to Julia's apartment. When I got there, her front door was open. I closed and...
I opened the shop door and quietly walked through. I could hear the faint noise of a TV. The shop was always messy with boxes and stacked up clutter. He calls out my name, “Shelly, is that you?” I meekly responded “yes papaw”. I found him in a dark corner watching a small tv. He waived me over to join him. I slowly walked toward him. He wrapped his arm around my waist and pulled me closer to him. He whispered “Come sit in Papaws lap babygirl. You need to give me that...
Awhile back a friend called asking if I had some work for her neighbor, Jason, a general contractor. She told me his electricity had been shut off for nonpayment and he needed $1,800 to get it reconnected. My friend was concerned because she was friends with the guy’s wife and her children often played with this guy’s kids. I had met Jason and his wife, Wendy once before at a community social and they seemed like a nice couple in their late thirties with three young kids. Wendy is a petite...
Awhile back a friend called asking if I had some work for her neighbor, Jason, a general contractor. She told me his electricity had been shut off for nonpayment and he needed $1,800 to get it reconnected. My friend was concerned because she was friends with the guy’s wife and her children often played with this guy’s kids. I had met Jason and his wife, Wendy once before at a community social and they seemed like a nice couple in their late thirties with three young kids. Wendy is a petite...
MILFFirst I'm going to tell you a little bit about myself in case you haven't read any of my stories before and also to help you understand the story a little better, so sit back and prop your feet up... I'm a 42-year-old mortician / funeral director who operates our family's mortuary and cemetery. I'm 5 feet 7 inches; approximately 120 pounds with long raven-black hair and glasses with natural abnormally long top incisors ( K9's or fangs). I'm in a polygamist marriage (not Mormon, we are...
My God, it’s hot today! Unusually hot for this time of year and I’ll be glad to get home and get out of my boring, stuffy office clothes. I pull into the drive and park next to Richard. He’s had the day off – lucky sod! As I go in the front door, I hear him shout ‘I’m in the kitchen!’. ‘Hi there. How was your day?’ I ask as I walk through. He’s standing there with a beer in his hand, smirking. ‘Good. I’ve had a very lazy day – just lounging around waiting for my wife to come home.’ he...
My God, it's hot today! Unusually hot for this time of year and I'll be glad to get home and get out of my boring, stuffy office clothes. I pull into the drive and park next to Richard. He's had the day off - lucky sod! As I go in the front door, I hear him shout "I'm in the kitchen!". "Hi there. How was your day?" I ask as I walk through. He's standing there with a beer in his hand, smirking. "Good. I've had a very lazy day - just lounging around waiting for my wife to come home." he says,...
Straight SexOver years Katie and I had made so very major updates to the fixer-upper house that we had bought. We had updated the inside, new roof, and new siding on the outside and lastly, we had added a deck, this was the one part that we enjoyed more than any other part of the house. In the summer we lived on the deck, whether it was cookouts or just sitting and watching the kids play in the yard. When I came home from work one evening early in the spring, Katie asked, "Would it be possible to put a...
In a relationship with other men besides my boyfriend to have sex was wrong and unimaginable for me, my darling spoke frequently of how awesome it would be if another cock in his presence like a stranger F * bridges and inseminated would. Since he was not after me and was increasingly his imagination and thus some desires announced and it therefore made correctly palatable to me, I agreed, with the words ‘one can indeed times try it’. An evening with 2 men was not strange to me to be just the...
In a relationship with other men besides my boyfriend to have sex was wrong and unimaginable for me, my darling spoke frequently of how awesome it would be if another cock in his presence like a stranger F * bridges and inseminated would.Since he was not after me and was increasingly his imagination and thus some desires announced and it therefore made correctly palatable to me, I agreed, with the words "one can indeed times try it".An evening with 2 men was not strange to me to be just the...
I've had an incredibly long day at work and when I get home all I can think of is getting into a nice hot bath and relaxing my body. I start to run the water into the large porcelain tub and pour scented bubble bath into the water. I light candles all around the bathroom and turn off the lights so I am in partial darkness. I play soft, relaxing music, most likely Sarah McLachlan and Marvin Gaye and slowly start to remove my clothing. I go back into the bedroom and remove my shoes and stockings...
This story happened during Super Bowl XXII 1988 Washington vs Denver I was a big Denver fan and my husband and his two friends (Gerry and Carl) were rooting for Washington. Gerry and Carl were both divorced so it was just the four of us eating, drinking and watching the pre game. Hubby had always told me that his friends thought I was sexy. So we made a bet that if Denver won they would have to strip for me, and if Washington won I would strip for them. No problem in my mind, I had faith in...
This story happened during Super Bowl XXII 1988 Washington vs DenverI was a big Denver fan and my husband and his two friends (Gerry and Carl) were rooting for Washington. Gerry and Carl were both divorced so it was just the four of us eating, drinking and watching the pre game. Hubby had always told me that his friends thought I was sexy.So we made a bet that if Denver won they would have to strip for me, and if Washington won I would strip for them. No problem in my mind, I had faith in...
A special thank you to Literotica author grgy56. His two part story "My (Im)perfect Mate" (2013) kept drumming up different storylines and scenarios in my head over the last four or five years. After talking with him, he allowed me permission to build on and modify his original story. I've changed some of the circumstances and resolutions to the story, as well as modifying the characters within the story. Thank you again grgy56 for your inspiration! I hope I've done it justice.I hope you enjoy...
Bobbi Jo By Bernice 14 Lying in bed in my stepsister's stolen Pink Baby doll nitie, I was sure that she and my Stepmother were fast asleep. My cock ached so much at being encased in the lace trimmed satin pantys. My balls felt like they were in a vice, being squeezed. They were so engorged with pent up seed from the constant stimulation of the past eleven hours. I'd stolen the pantys that morning from the hamper and slipped them on, not wanting to get caught carrying them to my...
I had my heart broken about ten years ago when I was eighteen. There’s nothing unusual about that, I know. At some time before, I had developed a crush on my best high-school buddy… and had made out with him. He, of course, liked it and we did it a lot for the next year and a half. Then his mother somehow found out about us, and he dumped me. I was crushed. Naturally, I made out with a lot of other guys during the following years, but have never gotten into a lasting relationship. But I think...
Gay MaleNot Now! I reached into Mom’s blouse and cupped one of her breasts in my hand to give it a little squeeze. Mom whispered, “Not Now!” and then slapped my hand. I laughed softly and gave her tit another squeeze before I took my hand out of her blouse. I know that it would have been okay if I hadn’t done it in church during the minister’s sermon about abstinence. I knew that no one could see us in the back row except for maybe the minister himself. He was like seventy years...
This is the same characters as in my previous two stories, but with the appropriate body parts ???? We arrived Sunday night at our beach-side hotel in Savannah, Georgia for a week-long spring break during our sophomore year of college. After checking in and unpacking our clothes swimsuits, evening dresses, t-shirts, jeans, and sandals it was a little after 10:00PM. I was wearing a loose black t-shirt, a heavy contrast to my toned and muscular milky-white skin, short shorts, sandals, and had my...
On Friday: For the first time, 200 engineers were separated from the others. Among this battalion were the first group of twenty Willa and Tony worked with. For the first time, five officers stood before their men. It was obvious President Pusin was nervous. He had transported up to 20 several times, but knowing he was nervous, Tony encouraged him, “Mr. President, get the men excited. Get them laughing. It will be much easier. We are here to guide you. This will happen!” President Pusin...
Hi,mera name harpreet hai aur mai punjab se hu.Mai yaha pe bahut time se story read kar raha hub But likh pehli baar raha hu.Pehle mai apne baare mein bata du.Meri age 21 hai aur mai healthy body ka hu. Mere pados mein ek aunty rehti hai jise mai chachi kehta hu.Wo meri real aunty nahi hai.Uska name poonam hai par use sab poona kehte hai. Uski body bahut sexy hai.Itni slim to nahi hai par boobs dekh kar kisi ka b lund khada ho jaaaye.Uske boobs 38 K aas paas honge.Gaand to usse b khatrnaak...
He could feel the wind wrapping itself around his body as he cruised his motorcycle down the lonely stretch of highway. He could see the sun setting in the horizon and knew he found a place where he wanted to be. The motorcycle was something he had been hoping to own someday, he just didn’t realize someday would become today. He looked down to see how fast his bike was traveling and when he glanced up again, he almost didn’t see her parked along side of the road with her hood popped on her...
My neighbours Sally and Jack had gone to visit her mother, apparently she wasn't feeling too well. "Will you please look in on Jean and Mandy from time to time. Make sure they're not wreaking the place and they have everything they need." "Sure Sally, be glad to. They're good kids. Hope your mum's feeling better soon." Jean and Mandy were fourteen and fifteen year old sex bombs. Blond, slim, tall, nice tits and gorgeous tans. They both had their navels and tongs pierced and when they...
My name is Becci, I'm 21 and studying English and History at a university in England. I'm quite a pretty girl, even if I say so myself. I'm of average height with long blonde hair, blue eyes and a good looking trim figure with 32B boobs. I get my looks from my mother and my brains from my father. I have two brothers both older than me who have flown the 'family nest' - if you can call it a nest! My mother destroyed our nest on my fifteenth birthday when she went to live with her lover in...
Bailey was the younger seventeen year old sister of my fiancé’s best friend and future maid of honor. She came to stay with my fiancé, Rolalinda, and myself. Bailey was from Mexico and was a beautiful teenage lady. I had seen photos of Bailey on social media, and while she was an attractive young lady, I didn't really have any designs on Bailey, since I had a live-in girlfriend. Rosalinda and I picked Bailey up at the airport, and I was surprised that Bailey spoke very good English. Rosalinda...
CheatingMy name is Anthony, although all the kids at school just call me "Nerd Ant". This is my senior year and I'm the school's top honor student with straight A average for my entire 4 years of high school. I'm also probally the last virgin in the entire graduating class. Not one single date in my entire 18 years. Every time I get close to a girl I break out in a rash and on occasion even stammer somewhat. During the class elections for special categories in our year book, my picture appears...
To my loyal readers. Thank you! This chapter is mostly story telling as Noella’s adventures near their end. I hope you enjoy it! Noella didn’t crawl out from under the bed covers until after twelve feeling both tired and sad. She was disappointed that things hadn’t worked out with Josh the way she wanted. Don’t get depressed! Move on! You never know wants around the corner! Still she found it hard to get going, never the less she was standing in the foyer of her house at five to four...
I tried to maintain my temper, gritting my teeth and keeping my voice low and calm. ‘Miss Winslow,’ I announced with displeasure, the pace of my words steady and even. ‘If you need the attention that badly, please move to the front of the row. There is an empty desk here,’ I indicated one of the three empty desks at the front of the room that the class avoided. I waited until she melodramatically collected her things, standing and straightening her school uniform skirt. She made a mumbled...
Thomas and his mother sat close to one another and watched the water cascade from the rocks to the lagoon below. It was a warm and breezy day, like most days on the island, and the sun was shining through the water fall mist creating a gorgeous rainbow of colors. It was a glorious day, but for some reason Thomas seemed morose and sullen. "What's wrong, Thomas?" Grace asked. He skipped a rock across the lagoon before saying, "I was just thinking." "About what?" He sighed and said,...
When I opened my eyes next morning the sun was streaming into the bedroom. After the calming vision of Dawn on Still Waters I had slept like a log; a long unbroken sleep with no more bad dreams. Although still nowhere near top form I felt much better than I had for days. Maggie entered the room dressed to go out. She sat on the bed and gave me a mouth full of her toothpaste flavoured tongue. "You've had a lovely long sleep, though at first you tossed and turned and cried out. Were you...
Copyright© 2003 There was a young lady named Rose With erogenous zones in her toes. She remained onanistic Till a foot-fetishistic Young man became one of her beaux. "God what a beautiful day!" "It feels like a cool breeze is coming up - it should cools things down before supper time." "Hum... its just wonderful." Doris carefully stands up and then lowers her weight upon the edge of the marble hot tub, one hand bringing her nearly full wine goblet up for another sip. A...
After they ate, Ariel and Jack cleaned up the cabin, then left to go back to Ariel's house. They put the horses out to pasture then went inside. Ariel sat on the couch, clutching a small pillow to her chest, tears streaming down her cheeks. She was very depressed and Jack knew it would take a while for her to come to terms with her unemployment because of the fire. He went in the kitchen and got her a glass of water and some aspirin. He sat on the couch beside her and made her take the...
This happened few months back in Delhi where I met riya in a house party organised by my friend. About me, I am samir, single, educated, young and well placed guy. Riya is a actually from UP but working in Delhi as assistant manager HR in one of the MNC. During the party I got introduced to riya and believe me she was decent and truly good looking. Since there were only few who were without partners, so riya and I break the ice and began to talk. I came to know that she lives with a friend in...
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt." A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?" The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says, "OK." And sinks the putt. Two holes later he mumbles...
‘I’m writing a novel set during the Victorian era,’ Vanessa explained as I dried off my face and hair with the towel that she had handed me. ‘Wearing the right clothes helps me to imagine my way into the story.’ ‘So it’s a fairly sexy sort of story, is it?’ I surmised. ‘Not exactly your Oliver Twist, or David Copperfield, style of Victorian saga.’ ‘Well, it’s what we in the business term a bodice-ripper,’ Vanessa explained. ‘Hence the bodice,’ I replied. ‘Exactly, hence the bodice. But I...
I had been friends with Dimple for several years. We worked together for a long time. Her and I had spent several nights together having sex. The sex was great but we never fell in love with each other. She eventually started to date Mohit. They ended up getting married. While I didn’t fall in love with her I was jealous when she married Mohit. Mohit is a blond guy with a nice build. After they were married for a while Dimple started telling me about their sex habits. Mohit was a little naïve...
Apun Marathi apali gosht pan marathit, sagalyat pehele, me Anish.. He majhi khari gosht ahe , majhya bahini sobat kelya gelelya sex chi. Me anish nadkarni, pune city madhye rahayala ahe. Majhi height 5 ft 10 inch. Disayala avg ahe, B.E Mech educated.. Built ekdam sexy. Majhi bahin Rani, amhi premane Rano mhanato tila. S.Y la ahe. Disayala gori gori pan fulasarakhi chan, height 5 ft 6 inch. Lamb kale kale dat kes tichya hips paryant latakat asatat. Mashya sarakhe tiche dole, ani gulabi oth khup...
I Fucked My Father Part 2My father had been on top of me, our bodies pressed together so his cock was crushed between us. We were kissing in a way no father no daughter should ever kiss; our tongues thrusting into each other's mouth; it was a kiss not of love, but a forbidden kiss of passion and lust. My father shot a load of cum between our bodies, coating both our stomachs with lovely white jizz. When we finally sat up, I said, "Daddy, I knew incest would be exciting, but never as much as...
IncestHello again people. I’m back with the part two of my story named – Sleeping Little Cousin Sister. In that part, I had described how I and Shruti happened to have sex for the first time. In that part, I had said that we did manage to have sex in our native place when we went there to attend a function. So this is the time when I share that experience with you guys. People wanting to leave a feedback, want to chat, or need any tips/advice can mail me at , privacy would be maintained. So coming...
IncestWhen the tv series started way back in the 1960s when it was still in black and white I missed all the early episodes as I was stuck overseas in Asia and a few hot spots they were and I don,t just mean the ridiculous heat and high humidity. When I got home on leave there she was the pixie like Barbara Eden. A petite beauty who just oozed sex yet seemed exotic in her skimpy Arab pyjamas. A programme that had an elfin genie in pyjamas yet suitable for the family to view, Should imagine thousands...
"Paul, turn the water on again, will you, Babe?" I ask, getting ready to rinse the soap from the roof of the car. I could have gone to the car wash--it would have been faster-- but I had the time, it's such a nice afternoon... and it occurred to me that we could have some fun, if I can get some help. Plunging the sponge into the soapy water, I go to work on the hood. Leaning waaaay over, I can feel the crotch of my cutoffs wedge securely between the globes of my ass, exposing my alabaster...