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This one is a real groaner... :) Somewhere in Ireland a teacher asks her class: "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?" Young Paddy raises his hand and says "Trudy Glenn Miss". "No Paddy, " says the teacher. "The answer is Maid Marion ". But Miss, what about that song we used to sing, "Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding Trudy Glenn". Statistics recently released from The United Nations reveal that: • Australian, Canadian, UK and US men between 50 and 75 years...
Catharine Willows was the second most senior crime scene investigator in the Las Vegas CSI Division's night shift. She'd worked hard to turn her life around from her late teenage years and her early twenties when she'd been one of the hottest and best-known exotic dancers in Las Vegas. She'd finally managed to pull herself out of the strip club culture as she approached 30 and had made a successful career for herself in CSI. Catharine had found a career in crime scene investigation...
The TurnaroundChapter 1I am successful in businessman, and married to a wonderful wife. We are both very much in love, and always been very close, but somehow there was always something missing.Like many men, I had always had a fantasy of watching my wife making love with another man. I know most people think of that type guy as a weak, but I would be considered anything but a whimp. I'd be thought of as masculine and I am a strong contender in the business arena. I've just always been...
I was in San Antonio on a business trip, bored out of my mind and not really wanting to hang out with the coworkers I traveled with, so I decided to hit up a “friend” I had only met online who I knew lived in the general area. We emailed back and forth for the first couple of days I was in town, but the week was drawing to an end and my curiosity was killing me so I decided to invite him out for dinner and drinks. Unsure at first and somewhat hesitant, I convinced him to just meet me at the...
When we moved into town my daughter right away hit it off with the girl across the street. At the time they were both freshman and and since have done everything together.About two years after the move, my wife left us. It was now just my daughter, Mel and I. I worked alot and Mel learned to take care of herself. It seemed like every night I came home her friend, Bea was there. Which was fine. Bea and my daughter were very good looking girls. Both were 5' 6", brunette, and very slim. Bea had...
TabooI was at my office , my phone was ringing. I opened , it was Natalie. Almost fifteen days ago I had fucked her well groomed and big foot very hard in her home when her husband was at work. At first, she hadn't accepted, but later she had accepted what I wanted to do. And, I offered her something crazy after I fucked her big and well groomed foot in front of the door at her home . I was gonna bang her and Olga together. That was gonna be in the week days while their husbands were at work.If you...
The whole city was dancing on its feet when I met her. I was completely prepared to face a young diva as it was our first date after we met in tinder. I was waiting outside a pub in Vashi as new year evening was a couple entry event for that pub and I was not allowed to go in alone. Strange but we have not yet had shared our contact number. It was like a festival of cool couples who were rushing into the pub with arms around each other. She reached and the moment I saw her I was stunned. She...
The third and final part of the story. It won’t make any sense at all, unless you read the other parts. Posted under ‘Romance’ as that is what happens. Sorry but not a lot of actual sex. ++++++++ It was then that I thought about writing, to see if I could do as well as others who’s works I by then regularly read on the Literotica site. The above story was the first I tried my hand at, and it was well received, not getting very high marks, but lots and lots of comments which I really...
Disclaimer: This is part of a larger adventure story. If you reached this page as part of a reader’s choice from a previous page, continue below. If not, CLICK HERE to start at the beginning of the SexVenture. = = = = = Page 2 = = = = = You admire your nude figure in the mirror. Suddenly your body begins to tingle. Your eyes roll back into your head and you collapse to the cold, tiled floor of the bathroom. You convulse and feel electricity course through your body. You lose consciousness....
Wednesday morning we put our people in place for a test run to see how fast students could go through the scanners and equipment. The last thing we needed was to create long lines that could become targets. It did not take long to find out that we needed to make changes to that part of the plan. Even with 6 ladies running the x-ray machines at the test entrance, lines were forming. Those lines would be easy targets for a suicide bomber; they are going to be nervous, scared, possibly under...
SCOUTING REPORT KYLE MARTIN (SENIOR, PENN STATE), WR PROPERTY OF THE DENVER BRONCOS FOOTBALL CLUB CONFIDENTIAL EXECUTIVE SUMMARY Club Grade for Position (WR): 1/40 Grade Level: Elite/Franchise Projected Draft Rank for Position (WR): 1st Taken Projected Overall Draft Rank: Top 10 pick. At present, our First Round Draft Position is 12. Projected Picks Prior to 12: 1. Washington Redskins DT 2. Detroit Lions OT 3. Kansas City Chiefs OG 4. Seattle Seahawks QB 5. Oakland Raiders...
For the next two weeks, we were living as husband and wife. As we were advised, we painted the trim around the house before the siding arrived. It would look neater and we wouldn't have to be so particular with the painting the trim. We also had the fiberglass vapor wrap stapled in place. My furniture came up from North Carolina. I directed most of it to be stored in the storehouse in Claremont. We just unloaded the necessary things, like a couch for the big room in the front of the house....
This story was inspired by the words of the immortal Johnny Cash: I found him by the railroad tracks this morning I could see that he was nearly dead I knelt down beside him and I listened Just to hear the words the dying fella said He said they let me out of prison out in Frisco For ten long years I've paid for what I've done I was trying to get back to Louisiana To see my Rose and get to know my son Give my love to Rose please won't you mister Take her all my money; tell her buy...
Myra and Hank had gone to the same college. The attraction between them was strong and near-instantaneous. They found they had a lot in common and were practically inseparable. However, they discovered something else that they both had in common. Despite loving one another and being committed to the relationship, both of them had very strong sexual appetites and couldn't remain monogamous. For a time it looked like this would separate the two, but in the end they chose to remain together...
Late in the afternoon of the following day, three bicycles were delivered, complete with shrouded motors. They looked like motorbikes of the future. Steve checked the first one out and nodded his approval. Greg and Vikki took the other two out for short rides through the woods. Greg yelled at the top of his lungs, filled with the joy and excitement of being alive as he and Vikki used the trees for an obstacle course and ducked back and forth as they traveled at high speeds between the trees....
It was a perfect day for reading, at least, that is what Erika thought. Looking out of her used bookstore window at the gray drizzle that cloaked the morning, she thought it gave the old main street a forlorn Dickensian look. On a day like today, she could see herself curled up in her armchair with a Kay Hooper mystery and a glass of wine. Too bad nobody else this morning felt that same way. The drizzle seemed to keep everyone inside. Erika was not what one would picture as a book dealer. Most...
I gave a second jerk when I saw how Edwina was dressed! No wonder she was drinking -- she was in the same 'maid's uniform' as Irene! There was a gasp and a couple of audible gulps as the male contingent took in THAT surprise! Apparently, everything necessary was in the drawers in the bedroom, not just the fishnet body suit and the skirt and petticoat setup or whatever you call it, because Edwina's legs, revealed as narrow and somewhat bowed -- both outward and back -- were encased in...
It’s an unusually hot day in the middle of summer. The blistering heat and still, sticky air have got you working up a sweat just sitting in your living room, mindlessly flipping through the channels on TV. You’ve had to open all the windows and you have multiple fans on high just to make it bearable. You periodically dab your forehead with a cloth to prevent the accumulation of sweat; you’re just about going mad with the heat. You’ve resorted to wearing nothing but a pair of pink panties and a...
Note : This story is completely fictional! Me and my brother - Gay Incest When I was 18 I used to fight with my brother all the time. We were both big wrestling fans and we would recreate matched at home. One day whilst our mum was at work we were fighting and he suggested recreating a WWF “bra and panties” match - meaning the winner was the 1st to strip the other of all their clothes. I thought it was a bit of a weird idea but agreed anyway. My brother is a few years older than me and as...
IncestIntroduction: Kyles relationship gets intense in ways he couldnt have imagined. hey guys this is my second story so again i really welcome any and all criticism and suggestions. also this story involves sex between gays and a minor (at least in america, not where i live) so if you guys have a problem with that, dont keep reading, but if youre into this sorta thing than happy wanking ???? I woke up with Tim still asleep on top of me, I thought it was going to be a good day, boy was I wrong. I...
We were awake at eight, into the shower again, and into my Toyota Highlander SUV before nine. I was pleased to see that Rosalie was dressed sensibly in a sweatshirt and shorts along with ankle socks and sneakers. I was dressed similarly except that I had boat shoes even though they looked like sneakers. We stopped at a deli just a block from the harbor where we ordered breakfast and sandwiches with some potato salad and a pickle for our lunch. Once they were done we retreated to the SUV...
Alan and Kate are making out on her bed. He's desperate to get into her panties. His hand runs over his fit 15 year old girlfriend. His hand moves down to her jeans. He undoes the button and zip. His hands slides into Kate's panties.Kate breaks their hard, open mouthed kiss. "Calm down! What if mum comes in! " Desperately trying to kiss her, "it's been a week now. Face it, she's not coming in and I'm needing to cum so badly. ""Patience, I'm sure she will. " A few minutes pass and the door...
As I was telling you previously, Kana and I had a Friday night at the Mexican restaurant and Kana had her first Strawberry margarita. Her first three or four actually. We wound up on the fake fur rug in front of a fire and she very suggestively sucked cherries off a cocktail stick. Then she was sucking my cock. I had had a bit to drink as well and pretty uninhibited so and not as sensitive or respectful to her as I was accustomed. So I was soon gripping her by the pony tail and face...
Authors note: I am dislexic and have no proof reader. I make periodic passes to catch what I miss Wich is why there's not that much written yet. I am trying my best. Also I refuse to write out numbers. It's a thing with me. Why write "twentyfive" when u can just write "25". It's was the start of spring brake when 5 friends desired to have a bonfire on a secluded stretch of beach. There was Sam aka Samantha Carter. She was a first read head with bangs covering half her face and the rest pulled...
LesbianIf I had expected to get anything done at work, I was sadly mistaken. Jock and Joyce had swapped notes and I spent all morning in a continuous inquisition. All the more futile because I didn't have any more information to give them - they knew everything there was to know apart from Laura's attempt at propositioning me. I admitted readily that I was growing very fond of Laura. Joyce can read me like an open book, and Jock is no fool when it comes to human emotions so there was no sense in...
“Mom, I had a request from Naomi while we were traveling. She wants to meet you and Dad.” “She does? Why?” My mother was completely mystified, if not apprehensive. “Uhhm, well, we got talking and she was curious about me and how I was raised and it just seemed to come up,” I stammered, unconvincingly I’m sure. “She doesn’t have any parents or relatives, just her guardians.” My mother gave me a long, silent stare of curiosity. “I thought she was just a study partner.” “No ... she’s...
This is my first story on Xhamster, well it's not really a story but more of a factual account of one of the many amazing things that my wife and I have experienced. I'm not a writer just a working middle class guy who is married to a beautiful wife with a wonderful family. I'm lucky enough to still have an absolutely amazing sex life with my wife after 20 plus years. I wanted to write on here to anonymously share some of the experiences we have had over the years as they have been so amazing...
Hi friends I m raja from punjab.. Yeh story meri behan ke ek friend ne mujhe batayi jo ki mera bhi friend hai.. Let me intorduce first . I am raju aur friend mujhe raja bhi kehte hai..Mai 21 saal ka hu . Yeh kahani meri behan ke baare mei hai. Vo mere se 3 saal choti hai.. Isi saal feburary ki baat hai jab maine apni behan ko chudte hue video mei dekha Vaise toh meri behan roshni 18 saal ki hai but dikhane mei 21-22 saal ki lagti hai.. Gora rang hai shape 33-30-32. Matlab ek dum chudne waali...
Hello readers, I am Harry bin 35 yrs old I live in delhi. I m a regular user of this site and I enjoyed all the stories today I have decided to share one of my own story which happened to me few months ago.. One day we were invited to one of my sisters inlaws house for dinner but as the exams were near so I refused going there as mom dad insisted alot on saying that you sould go otherwise what they should think. I said that tell them that rahul didnt come bcuase of prepration of exams so the...
IncestSiri Dahl’s been working really hard lately, so she’s quite excited to be able to get a massage from her good friend Liv Revamped. Liv’s been training to be a masseuse, so she’s not technically certified, but she’ll jump on whatever chance to practice that she can get. And practice is easy when it’s with a friend, isn’t it? Siri’s been dealing with so much stress lately. She has a tough job in finance riddled with long hours and annoying clients....
xmoviesforyouI set the phone down “Ok guys pizza's on its way.” “Yay Pizza!” They holler in unison. “While we're waiting Aimee there's something I wanted to talk to you about.” I am caught off guard, usually hanging out with the guys is care free and fun but this time Leo has a completely serious look on his face, as does his brothers. “Ok, what it is?” I slowly sit down, my skirt riding up just slightly. Raph's eyes drop and a slight smile crosses his lips. The guys look at each other than at...
The following morning Gerry arrived at the Embassy to find considerable toing and froing. "Some sort of Whitehall flap?" he asked of one of the secretaries as she scurried by. "No idea," she said. "All I know is the Ambassador is in a right state. Oh, and he was looking for you." "I can't have upset the Trade Minister this much," Gerry thought. "And I don't think I've given Suzie any real cause for complaint." He went in search of the Ambassador and found him in Suzie's...
It was the beginning of Summer Vacation from our first year of middle school and my best friend, and neighbour, Clark, and I were hanging out in the clubhouse we had just finished framing up in the woods behind his house, when his father, John, payed us a visit. We hadn't heard him coming up the trail, so it was a mad dash to put our shorts back on when we heard a knock at the door. Thankfully we had thrown the door's latch and had the window shutters closed, or we would have been caught right...
Rob and Jane Part 2 The next morning… Jane woke from a peaceful sleep. She felt a heavy arm draped over her stomach, a hand lightly brushing her navel as she breathed in and out. She smiled remembering last night’s encounter. Sighing she rolled from her side to her back and turned her face to the man beside her. He began to stir and slowly opened his eyes. With a broad grin on his face Rob breathed ‘Good Morning Miss, I take it you slept OK?’ ‘I sure did’ she replied and they both began to...
Laura had walked Mavis down to her car in time to get her home before 'Mama' got home, kissing her with lingering passion through the car window. Then she watched her drive off and started happily back toward the lobby of her building when she saw, of all people, Randi sitting alone in her car a few yards away, looking at her. Here she had been somewhat afraid they would run into Jane, and it was Randi instead. Laura walked over to her car, a sporty red Eclipse. Why do these racy girls...
This is based on true story from a couple of years back. I was seeing a colleague from another office based in Leeds, I was based in London. We saw each as often as possible, we met working on the same project. A fact-finding trip to Scotland was ordered by my boss and she was down to come too with her boss. We joked about sneeking around behind their backs having wild sex then sitting with them at dinner as if everything was normal and business like. The week before the trip, she asked her...
On the third day she was wearing this new skirt, which had a lengthy slit right at the front, right up to halfway up her thighs – it helped her to flash a good part of her thighs while she walked. I saw most of the guys in office trying their best avoid been seen while looking at her marvellously shaped thighs. She came in to my room once or twice during the day, and on one occasion managed to rub her hips against my shoulders while walking past me. I felt the knot tightening in my crotch but...
I thought of all Cameron had said the night before, as well as many of the things I'd heard from others and learned about tolerance for KC's sexuality. What I relished were the comments that went way beyond platitudes like, 'Just roll with it.' I'd learned so much more. The lessons weren't only about KC's sexuality they were about her – or anybody, and how I could love them better. I thought about how none of us are perfect, yet we expect perfect performance and are so judgmental when...
She had another “coming out,” this time as the porn star to all our friends and colleagues. Most were surprised, some seemed to know who Kiki was, some didn’t. They were surprised at her change in manner, Kiki was much more easy going than the acerbic Kennedy. Not many were surprised at the news of the engagement, I may have been the last to see that coming. It still did feel weird being engaged, I’d spent so long suppressing any attachment to Kennedy/Kiki, that I had difficulty expressing...
Desert Heat – Part 14Saturday morning I woke early like I do every day. When I went to bed, I was cuddled up behind Ginger and she was cuddled up behind Pepper, but that’s not the way we were positioned when I awoke. I was still cuddled up behind Ginger but Pepper was cuddled up behind me. The thought occurred to me that I was the piece of meat between two nice buns. As carefully as possible, I slid out from in between them and went to the bathroom. When I came out of the bathroom, I...
Mum had asked me if I would look in on her half brother Jack. He hadn't been in touch for a couple of weeks and normally will contact his sister twice a week. On a Saturday afternoon I would normally meet with friends in town. I call them friends, but I am a bit of a loner and I hang around the fringes of a group of lads. To get to Jack's house means crossing through town. Now that i have my scooter it takes no time at all.I arrive at Jack's house and I find the curtains are drawn. No windows...
Emma Starletto is tutoring a group of peers when the pizza guy, Rico Hernandez, arrives to drop off some much-needed brain fuel for them. That’s when Emma decides SHE’S earned a little break as she begins flirting with Rico while her students still have their noses buried in their books. Emma starts off with a very sneaky handjob right behind everyone’s back. Even when one of the students walks by her to get more pizza, Emma strategically stands in front of Rico to hide the...
xmoviesforyouI must have dozed off for a few minutes then, because the next thing I remember is Jerry shaking me and saying, "Mike! Mike!" over and over again. I opened my eyes. I had slid part way down on the seat of Julia's pickup truck. Jerry was standing outside the open passenger door. When he saw I was awake he grinned hugely embraced me. I pushed him away roughly. My head and face still hurt like the devil, and opening my jaw was agony, but at least I was thinking clearly again. "What the...
“How did you get into doing porn?”I kind of shrug, feeling puzzled. To tell the absolute truth, I hadn’t a clue. I turned over to my boyfriend, and asked if he knew how we started. Another shrug. Although we were incredibly open with each other sexually, and we’d only started letting the world into our bedroom a mere week earlier, neither could say how it happened. It just sort of did. Our biggest kink was knowing people were watching us fuck. We squealed as our video views hit 10,000, then...
Ms. Parker had a reputation for being the Ice Queen or an Iron Bitch; those were actually the names the majority of the girls called her when she was not around. Ms. Parker actually knew about the names and revelled in them. She was tough, but fair. She ran the sorority with an iron fist. She had gotten pregnant, when she was twenty-two and in college, to a loser one-night stand and she sure as hell wasn't going to let that happen to one of her girls. And, for the past ten years, she had an...
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The exact nature of the disease/infection was largely unknown. No one could tell where it began or who the first carrier was. And with most of society in chaos, it was doubtful that they would ever find out. As it is, much of the population is infected. It is transmitted through sexual contact, and at first the symptoms appear to be similar to a mild aphrodisiac. Upon infection, the subject feels heightened arousal and a higher capacity for performance. However, the condition does not get...
A Special Surprise By Christine Silk "Rise and shine sleepyhead, you know you're getting a special surprise this morning!" Chrissy awoke to see Auntie crossing his room and pulling the pink curtains wide open, allowing light to stream in. As usual, the sight of his Auntie made his heart skip a beat; although in her forties his auntie was a beautiful woman with jet black hair and an imposing presence. This morning she was dressed in a dark blue silk blouse and knee length black...
Hey guys, I am Rahul, I have graduated my Computer Engineering. I work at an IT firm in A’bad. The story goes in this way. I am in a relationship with my girlfriend since last 5 years and had a lot of sex with her showing how much we love each other. So this Story is a pick of those sex sessions. My first sex encounter with my girl. We both were getting frustrated with our sexual urges so we decided to have a lot of sex. One fine day when I was alone at my house, I made a plan to call over her...
When Helen served our breakfast the next morning, she was full of praise for our courageous behavior the previous evening. "The way you two abandoned yourselves to your lust in front of a bunch of rather conventional people was quite remarkable," she commented. "Just imagine what you might be capable of if you got together with a bunch of people who bring their own sense of adventure to the party," she returned to the subject of including other people, more specifically some of her...
Let me tell you one of my dirtiest little secrets: sometimes I fantasize about being a security guard. Not because I want to act like a petty little tyrant, drunk on the power to shove around punks who thought they could pocket forties and steaks. No, I’d be more like the brave souls at Shoplyfter.com, putting their lives on the line to teach young ladies the dangers of stealing.If you’ve been watching Internet smut for any amount of time, you’re no doubt familiar with the busted-shoplifter...
Premium Teen Porn SitesI emerged into a world of metal! That was my first impression, and then a cage seemed to form around me. There was a high-pitched noise that, to me, sounded like an old-fashion modem. "I'm receiving data from the unit in front of us." The armour said "I've been informed that the cage around us is designed to retain the atmosphere from our home world. As they do not know how to open the doorway back, they will transfer us to the holding area where air and pressure will be maintained."...
The day I saw my mother in her lingerie set, white bra and girdle with garter straps holding up silk stockings, a switch flipped in my mind that I knew would never turn off. I needed to bury my cock in my mother and some how, some way I would.Mom had left her bedroom door open as she was taking off her dress. It wasn’t the first time I had seen her undressing. I had never seen her naked, nor had I wanted to. But puberty must have struck because when I saw her silken body this time, a lightning...
After my sister told my Mother that I was wearing her clothes, Mother was just brilliant. Mother was tall, almost 5’10”, dark auburn hair, very light/white skin, freckles, very small breasts but fantastic figure and legs. When she made me her second daughter, I was more or less her build so I could wear her clothes and shoes easily.She told me that I wasn’t in trouble but that she would have to think about the new girl in the house a little more. I was given permission to wear her clothes...
"I want to eat something sweet and juicy to fill me up. How about you Dorion? ... Dorion," Mrs. Waltz asked.I shook my head and snapped back to reality."Yeah, I'm hungry too," I replied. I had been staring at the breasts of a woman old enough to be my grandmother, Mrs. Waltz."Your mother wants to know what you want from the Mexican restaurant," she continued."Just tell her I'll have my usual," I replied.I was at the local elementary school helping my mom and another teacher, Mrs. Waltz, pack up...
Quickie SexDear Readers, After long time I am posting this new fantasy story on this site. I was married at the age of 29 and that time my wife was at 24. Five years passed our life was normal till then i was not having any fantasy about my wife. One day i came back from office to house for Lunch. I was sitting in my living room and my wife was in the kitchen. I heard sms receiving tone on my wife’s mobile since she was not there I just picked her phone. There was message from unsaved number as it was...
"You ready to make your choice?" Carl asked. "Actually, you need to think fast." With a gesture from Carl, Thing One and Thing Two lifted me to my feet, frog-marched me to the edge of the building and hoisted me onto the low parapet. They stood off a few feet to each side. Carl had followed behind, leading a reluctant Ronnie by her elbow. He positioned her in front of me and stood directly behind her. All avenues of escape were blocked. Had the architects measured us and planned it,...
Her name, Nicole, Nicole Smith. She was a senior in High School, She was Tall, with Dark Curly Hair. Her features were average for her age, but yet she hated them. Her boobs, her butt, her thighs all too small she wanted more. His name Coach Allen she didn't know him as anything else but she wanted to. Everyday she seen his rippling muscles whether he was showing off, playing basketball, or just demonstrating for the day's activity. She always caught him staring, he always caught her staring...
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