Paddington rsquo s marmalade fetish
Boris Johnson’s At number ten Sitting at his desk in his stripy pjs Reading the times munching on corn flakes. Paddington bears tied the security guard to the gates he knows he’s a fan of soft bondage Boris drops his spoon as Paddington’s banging against his window Good morning mr primemister Im staying at the savoy and they seem to have run out of marmalade And that Ed Sheeran fella has just been arrested for stealing all the ketchup It’s on the news Boris drops his spoon as hundreds of naked...