Arisha
1 year ago
One Saturday evening, after we had been to a football match, me and my mate were sitting at my house and drinking beer. After a few hours my mate told me about a girl he had seen lately, and that he would try to look her up this evening. He knew that she was at a party in a town a few kilometers away, and we were wondering how we would get there. I was thinking of a girlfriend to another mate of ours. I knew that he was on a trip abroad, and that she probably was home alone. I also knew that...
Erotic
2 years ago
CHAPTER 9G: SUNDAY, RETURN HOMEDespite my fatigue following the activities of the night before, I woke up at first light. I wasn’t even sure why. The weekend’s excitement and challenge and knowing that it wasn’t yet over was on my mind as soon as I rolled over and seeing the first light of day outside of the open windows of the balcony. I lay on my back and felt Tim lying next me and also felt the gentle rise and fall of his chest as he peacefully slept. I thought over the weekend so far and...
3 years ago
Carefully setting the last two pins in my hair I nod approvingly at my reflection; turning away from the mirror slipping my shoes on and gathering the little things needed for the evening in my handbag. My hands smooth down over my hips, a wicked thought crossed my mind and just before I left the room I took off my panties and tossed onto the bed. You're waiting for me at the bottom of the stairs, and give a whistle of admiration, making me smile with delight. I admire your looks also,...
1 year ago
***story of a 28 year old single man -John, after his abduction.* *** Part 1, the beginning. I slowly opened my eyes. Where the fuck am I ? I had been stripped naked. I was in a cold steel room with only a door with a small barred window near the upper middle area. I must be in prison for something? I’m not a terrorist or anything, what could it be? I go over to the door and try to look out through the bars. I cant see much. it’s a very tall door. Its pretty quiet, although it sounds like I can...
Erotic Fiction
4 years ago
Hi everyone myself Maddy currently working in Chennai as HR . I’m a person who love sex always I never forced a girl for sex also never missed a chance to enjoy. I am a regular reader of Indian sex stories enjoying stories posted here.Thanks for your feedback mails and messages in hangouts for my first story. This is my second story and more to come, kindly pardon my mistakes send your feedback to Let’s come to the story it happened a month ago December 2015, you guys remember swetha the girl...
2 years ago
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3 years ago
January, 1983, Chicago, Illinois The Windy City was certainly living up to its moniker the last full week in January. The newspapers, radio, and TV were full of news and advertising for the mayoral primary that pitted Mayor Jane Byrne against State’s Attorney Richard Daley, son of the former mayor, and US Congressman Harold Washington. Every city bus had some kind of political advertising on the side, and billboards had seemingly sprung up from nowhere. From everything I read, it appeared...
3 years ago
Mars Needs Sissies: Part 2 In order of appearance: Cindy Prince, Independent hiring agent for Jack Slammer Films and Mark Atwood's agent; Mark Atwood plays Jerry Adams, the Queen's Lover; Tina Van Tee, a professional wrestler called Gladiatus (pronounced: Glad-e-a-tus) plays the role of Umoma; Bill Brian the cook Mark worked with when he was waiting tables; Sandy Prince, Jack Slammers Administrative Assistant and sister to Cindy Prince; Jack Slammer of Slammer Films; Marge Turner, Head...
3 years ago
Tony returned my serve with a good hard smash, sending me scrambling to catch it. To my surprise and delight, my tennis racket connected and sent the ball hurtling back low over the net. It hit the ground just inside the line and just out of his reach, giving me match point. “Fuck you, Alex!” he cursed in his lovely English accent. He always reminded of Paul McCartney when he spoke. “I do have to win one every now and then. It’s only fair, Tony,” I responded cheerfully. My friend’s usual...
Gay Male
2 years ago
I'm a 49 year oldSSBBW lady and I met a nice younger guy online. We lost contact for a few months then he contacted me via email. We decided to meet for coffee one day. He also suggested that he could give me a body massage and not to be concerned about my body size. After we met, he drove me to my place and we chatted for a little while. Then he said 'Can you lay on the floor while I give you a massage'. I used to love sitting on the floor but my size made it hard for me but I said I would....
4 years ago
SRU: Charmed Synopsis: A young man is a bit obsessed with his girlfriend's body. In order to 'improve' her, he gets a magical charm from the SRU wizard. However, the plan backfires when older memories return - with a vengeance. [email protected] ********************************************************************** SRU: Charmed Joe glanced up, peering between Kim's breasts to see the expression on her face. With renewed determination, he continued to...
4 years ago
Emily Elizabeth looks out her window at the sound of a truck approaching. She recognizes the vehicle as the one owned by William Kern, the owner of the next farm over. Intrigued, she watches it come up the drive and settle in front of the house. By the time William and his son, Kale are out of the truck, John is out the door, greeting them. The girl watches the three men conversate for a few moments before all three walk into the house. A moment after this, she hears her name being called by...
3 years ago
This part is the continuation of before part those who haven’t read that please read it (http://www.Indiansexstories.Net/virgin/doctors-latest-incident-sex-virgin-chat-friend/) Kindly send you feedback to my email(dr. ) When we woke up it was already in afternoon, we order our food and had it and ready to have a fresh air.We roam around in the city and i did some photoshooot of her as i’m a good at it too. We catchup for the evening show of allu arun’s movie ( iddarammaiyilatho ) movie was...
4 years ago
I had just turned 18 and was a uni student, living on a basic income every week.When I had some cash, I'd take the bus into a town about 15 mins away from campus, and visit the gay cruising lounge. This wasnt a normal cruise lounge, it was a legendary place in the city, and one of the oldest and only establishments. It attracted hot trade of surfies, tradesmen, business men, and older men and tourists.Ofcourse, as a 18 yo guy, exploring my sexuality here, was so much fun, and my heart beat...
3 years ago
She-Male Academy ? by: Christina Shelly Chapter One As the van moves slowly and anonymously through dense city traffic, its carefully and very tightly restrained cargo struggles angrily and squeals with increasing desperation into his soft but highly effective panty gag. Alan, soon to be Alice, lies face down on a leather bench bolted to the floor of the van. His slender, always girlish frame is sealed from neck to toe in a tight, skin hugging cocoon of pink rubber and thick...
4 years ago
Stepmother's Love, 3 By: Malissa and Gang My two friends followed me to my room in silence. To tell the truth I was more than just a little bit afraid of their possible reaction to what I was about to show them. Standing next to my bed I reached behind me, sliding the skirts zipper down after unfastening the button at the top. It fell to the floor, fanning out around my feet. Next I pushed my pantys down to my knees, my gaff barely visible against my cream colored skin. I bit...
1 year ago
[Anger?] She heard Sam's thought interject. [No it's more like piss me off to the extreme. You really don't want to do that, not now.] [All I want is to end hostilities with you Sam. I...] Drivas started. [You, I have no qualms with Drivas. Neither do I, with you Thellus, though I will defend myself. As I am sure the both of you have felt I am far beyond the both of you. Though I have to admit you are closer to talking with your minds as I do. So they want me to stop? Not going to...
2 years ago
She didn’t respond. She lay motionless beneath the covers. She lay on her side facing me, and she cuddled a pillow. I could tell, though, by the street light outside that her eyes were closed. I slid my fingers under my panties and guided them through my pubic hair. Cautiously, I inserted two fingers inside of my pussy. The flesh was warm and moist around them. I wiggled them around slowly, fearing that I’d wake my sleeping sister if I moved too quickly. I closed my eyes and imagined the...
2 years ago
Alan lived with his father still, but his father was going to be in another state working a construction job for a couple months... so we basically had the house to ourselves. The only other person there was Alan's grandfather, and he rarely left his room for anything other than to get food. He was very hard of hearing, and never said a word, just the occasional grunt. Alan told me he had his own restroom, so other than getting food or a drink he rarely left his room. Apparently he's a...
2 years ago
One of our oldest friends came up to see Donna and I, she was having a break from looking after her disabled mum who was 89. Her mum was on 24 hour oxygen and really couldn’t be left on her own, but our friend needed to go to a hospital appointment and asked me if I’d ‘babysit’ her on this particular day, I said I would.Tuesday came around and I went up to her mother’s house, our friend was there and she showed me where everything was, her mother, Mavis, was sat in a chair wearing her oxygen...
2 years ago
I have known my friend Suk for many years. She had been divorced for several years and lives alone. While we have spent many a night together at her house it consisted mainly of us watching Korean soap operas and movies and eating Korean food. There was never a hint of anything sexual between us. About three years ago another friend of mine moved to Atlanta. Before she left we would go out dancing. She was also divorced and my hubby can't dance. She was a nice looking woman but a bit of a...
4 years ago
After we reached her mother’s house, we introduced our friends to her mother, and had some tea and snacks. Since we had already had beer and snacks (and sex) on the way, we were feeling sleepy, and so decided to go upstairs, make the beds and have a nap. Her mother rarely used to come up , only when it was absolutely necessary. So we were assured at least of some amount of privacy. We went up, and Niharika came up with us, ostensibly to help use make the beds. As we were walking up the steps...
2 years ago
Staying here had its good points, no rent, plenty of room, free food and a hot Step-mom! Cindy was 32 years old and had the body of a high school cheerleader. She was 5’5” and weighed maybe 100lbs. Her light brown hair fell halfway down her back and flowed around her B-cup breast. She was constantly working out wearing nearly nothing. So far so good, he had made it all the way to his bedroom door and hadn’t heard from her. Maybe she was asleep or something. He opened his door and stepped...
3 years ago
My senses explode as you lie naked on the bed before me. You’re on your side on the hotel bed and I’m kneeling behind you, gazing down and loving what I’m seeing and feeling. Your body’s sensational curves shimmer in the candle light and throw erotic shadows across the room. They excite me on a daily basis but tonight your perfect breasts look better than I’ve ever seen them, so full and shapely. You really are a vision of beauty. You are, without doubt a visual and sensual treat. My eyes are...
Wife Lovers
2 years ago
‘What the hell goes on?’ Brick ran from the cabin yelling the words with gun in hand. Niko didn’t take time to explain. He could hear the big man’s footfalls behind him, keeping pace on the narrow path. ‘Stop, God damn it,’ Brick yelled, grabbing Niko’s arm from behind. ‘What’s going on?’ ‘It’s Camille,’ Niko said, panting. ‘She got upset and ran off.’ ‘Fucking women,’ Brick muttered. ‘Ain’t she got a brain? I told you idiots not to wander off. The whole place is wired to blow.’ ‘I know,...
3 years ago
Fortune Cookie 1 (Revised) Part 43 After eating in town, Paula, Kelly and Laura made for home. They walked the distance with Kelly determined to show that her left leg was very much up to the task. Still, she didn't hurry and Paula and Laura were patient with her. Upon arrival, she went into the living room and sat down. "Told you I could make it," she said. "I'll be fine in a few days." "We're not asking you to rush," said Laura. "But your legs will be fine soon enough. How about...
2 years ago
The packed luggage sat at the front door. As each minute passed, I became more and more anxious. Dad sat on his favorite spot on the couch and winked at me as I passed by him for what seemed to be the hundredth time. “When is she leaving?” I whispered. He put his finger to his lips to hush me. Dad looked so handsome in his blue flannel shirt and blue jeans. He was 42, I was 17, and our attraction had been growing for several months. It would not be too much longer before we would have the...
Incest
2 years ago
The day began early for Alice and Tamarilla. It started with the hilt of a sword being struck against a shield. Alice was already awake; her magical wooden body not needing sleep, so the clanging noise was not the shock that it was to Tammi. "Get up sleepy girl. I hope you had time enough to decide the fate of your friend." Tamarilla groaned and tried to stretch her arms, but they were tied together. Her eyes suddenly sprang open when she remembered what had happened yesterday and where...
1 year ago
My wife and I in the car To began with my wife was not Virgin when we got married and I knew it since our 1st meeting as she listed it to me but as long we forget our past relations it does not matter at all. Straight after our 1st meeting we started seeing each other when ever she comes to the city or visiting her in her country side town.After almost 2 weeks of outing it was now time to give a try to come closer to her and I felt she wanted it too. A day she pays to her sister living in the...
Affair
2 years ago
Jessica had been working all morning and she was ready for a break. Her eyes were feeling strained from staring at her computer screen for hours and frankly, processing these records was boring her to death. She got interrupted by a text from Jake, her husband. His timing was excellent, she could use a little distraction and perhaps some naughty play to take her mind off work for a few moments. He’d been on an overseas assignment for almost two months now and was nine hours ahead of her. He was...
Cheating
4 years ago
I’m Jack. Life doesn’t work out. I could never seem to get my drivers license. I just seemed to freeze up when I took the driver’s test. It was weird. I could never figure it out. I had taken some driving lessons from my dad a few times but that never worked for some reason. It was like a curse. A horrible curse. So one day I was sitting at the table trying to figure out what to do. “Are you still beating yourself up over your car fright?” My dad Bill asked. “Yes. It just drives me nuts. I’m 21...
2 years ago
THE END OF AN OLD LIFE AND START OF A NEW BY PAUL G. JUTRAS Scott finished slipping into his pink silk pajamas and climbed under his bed covers. As he picked up his latest copy of Harry Potter, he opened it and watched as a letter fell to his lap. He had been using it for a book mark and almost forgot about it. It was a letter that had changed his life for ever. As he looked at the letter, he re-read it to himself. By the time you read this, I might be dead. Please understand that...
1 year ago
Gracie Gates was enjoying the Boardwalk when this white van / bus pulled up. Three guys were inside and girl, could they talk. Anyway to cut a long story short there was a huge storm coming. They could already hear the thunder. The boys gave her $600 just to come inside the van and flash them. Plus they would keep her dry and drive her home. As they were driving this young fellow named Tony Rubio confessed how he liked to be a nudist and stripped naked. He had the biggest dick Gracie ever saw...
xmoviesforyou
3 years ago
Hi everybody, I am Mathew. Susie is my girlfriend. Her measurements are 36-28-36. My girlfriend has huge tits. She is in all essence a submissive slut! She loves being held down, fucked hard and being filled with cum. She also loves drinking cum and never asks the guy to wear a condom. Govind is Susie’s ex-boyfriend. We were all batchmates from college. I have had a threesome before with another slut in college with Govind where we took turns to use the slut but that story is for another day. I...
4 years ago
Her legs started shaking as she grabbed the sheets for dear life. Her lower back arched as I bit slightly harder on her nipple. Her orgasm was long, way stronger than the first one she had a couple of minutes ago. Just as she started relaxing and the moan subsided, the ring tone of the phone startled both of us. "Oh, shit! Shit! What time is it?"She crawled out from underneath me. I spun in place to lay on my back. I sat there staring at her rummaging through. She kept saying “oh shit” under...
Incest
4 years ago
This is part two in the Secrets Unveiled Series that chronicles the deepening debauchery of the Banefield family: Todd, Melanie, and Scarlett. It’s a story of incestuous desires, and what happens when a family loses control. Scarlett, who is 14 years old, has discovered her own sexuality and wants to explore it further. Like her mother, she really has no lines or limits—she’s willing to do just about anything, but, she is nobody’s fool or tool. Though young, she is smart and observant---and...
4 years ago
All of my writing is fiction and the characters are products of my imagination. All characters that need to be are 18 years of age or older. Comments are always very welcome and carefully reviewed. Dirty Sheets doesn’t sound very romantic but they, along with Lisa’s words, turn out to be a key to opening Eric’s mind and allowing all his doubts to escape ***** The white BMW X5 slowed, stopped to wait for the traffic to clear, then quickly turned left onto the short causeway that led to...
4 years ago
At lunch on Monday, the six lovers met in a school courtyard with their brown bags. “Everything okay at home?” Kyle asked for openers. Everyone nodded. “Do we want to get together again before Friday?” Bobby spoke first. “Well, Eileen and I want to be together, I know that.” Eileen nodded and moved closer to Bobby. “Right,” she said, “we want to be together, but ... well, just us. You know?” “Hey,” Sally said, “we’re not talking orgies here. Friday night was wild, but it wasn’t an orgy....
2 years ago
I reached down and tried the handle. It was locked. Mike was certainly inside. I didn't want to just tear it open. Besides, if I did the wrong thing, I might hurt Erin. There had to be a way to call Mike out. If the shelter was as heavy as I thought, sound would even be locked out. In fact, if it was meant to keep occupants that safe, then there had to be air vents. Again, I didn't want Erin to suffer. I had left the program in the car with Renée and she wouldn't arrive for a bit. I heard...
2 years ago
"May I help you?" Amy asked of the girl who walked in the door of the principal's office. Jean looked up and saw Megan. "Amy, do you know my daughter, Megan?" Jean asked. "No," blushed Amy, "I'm afraid I don't. I'm pleased to meet you, Megan." "I'm pleased to meet you too, Amy," answered Megan brightly. "Mom has told me a bit about you. She says you've been elected her right-hand-man, as it were. Not that you leave the least doubt but what you're a beautiful young...
2 years ago
Sunlight splashed in through the open window. Illian Dain yawned and stretched, breathing in the sharp, cold fragrance of the mountains. Beside him in the small bed, his wife Bela stirred and began to rouse herself, their two sons Samuel and Gladstan still sleeping on the floor. On the first day of their journey to the great city in the clouds, the Dain family had traveled by coach through the steep mountain foothills and into the Hai Mahlner, land of the mountain men. Behind were the...
2 years ago
In Escrow Los Angeles, California January 17th, 1987 11:30 AM The yellow 1986 Volkswagen Cabriolet wound its way up the narrow two-lane road into the hills below Griffith Park. Rachel Madison, dressed in a pair of designer jeans and a silk blouse from Buffington's on Rodeo Drive, was behind the wheel. Jake Kingsley, wearing a pair of Levis and a long-sleeved pullover shirt, sat in the passenger seat, directing her on where to turn and where to go straight. They were on their way to see...
1 year ago
(Note: This story was inspired by dirty1992's story: "Pausing Youtubers" https://chyoa.com/chapter/Introduction.343827) Greetings there, my name is Unknown, you were given with a special phone where it has special abilities whenever you enter a Youtube video. If you're confuse, let me give out an easy example, let's just say you found a paused Jessica Nigri's video where she did an unboxing video. You use the phone and pointed it towards the video, you press the button on it and it will quickly...
3 years ago
Jaya opened the gate with smiley, blossom face, planning for the evening and night to be spent with me. She doesn’t know that Sudha (her daughter) has come on a short holiday. As she noticed Sudha, her face was shrunk and the smile gone in upset. Jaya doesn’t know that I have already taught Sudha driving, nor Sudha knows that I have already played with her mom. I too didn’t tell either of them fearing they may not digest the relationship. We spent the evening watching T.V. and chat. I thought...
Incest
2 years ago
Hypothetical - i****t/Taboo I went on to consider why the law forbids i****tuous relationships and why religion proscribes such acts.It is said that any c***dren born of such relationships are likely to suffer from physical, mental and emotional defects. This matter is hotly debated by the experts in the literature. As far as I can see the jury is still out on this one, but even given that it is true, in times when contraception is safe, and sexual intercourse can be engaged in with little...
3 years ago
Cassidy woke me up. “Get up, get up, get up!” she said as she poked me in the ribs, and then noticed I wasn’t alone. Megan popped her head up and then scurried off to the bathroom. “You are a bad, bad boy,” Cassidy scolded. I cocked my head sideways. The only flaw in Cassidy’s logic was Megan had on the same clothes she’d had on last night. I tried to remember what had happened. We were drunk; well, I was drunk. Kent and Hana had gone to their rooms, or so I hoped. Megan made sure I got...
4 years ago
For those that wanted to know more about Misha before he met Froo, here is his story and how he came to be in England which is where he met her and fell in love,, and his time with Suzanne the woman in his past. His passion for Suzanne becomes an obsession, as she plunges down into a self destructive whirlpool, so for those that believe that life’s many experiences make up a rich and interesting tapestry….here is Misha’s story. To read about Misha and Froo please read the companion story...
2 years ago
In our last chapter Sams nightmare ended. Of course it was with the death of Lester, the man who ended her Aunt Nicoles life. Who knows what his plans for Sam were? With his past they could not been anything good. The events that put Sam in our life are desperately sad. I would never want Sam to have to go through anything that bad again. Kathryn and I would do our best for Sam, her happiness and wellbeing means everything to us. We saw last night at Karas birthday party the happy end of her...
2 years ago
Hii ISS friends. This is Ravi of age 21. I am from Madras. I am studying btech 4th year. I have well built body. Please excuse me for any mistakes. I have seen lot of stories here so its my time to write mine. Those who are looking for short story please leave. Its a slow and long story. So maintain patience. My family consist of 4members my dad mom sister and me. My dad is a businessman. He lives in Bangalore. He visits us on weekends or Holidays. My mom name is Radha of age 35. She is damn...
Incest
2 years ago
BITCH STORIES - KATY Katy had been kicked out of her home when Alistair made her confess to her very Christian parents that she was both pregnant and a lesbian. Since then she had moved into his place, under his degrading conditions - at his house, she was not allowed to wear clothes, stand upright, or make any sound other than a cow-like "mooo". At nights, she worked as a prostitute at the Pretty Titty alongside Alistair's other fuckpets. She may have been kicked out of home, but...
3 years ago
Dad came home shortly after Mr. Blackmore left. I'd cleaned up the beer bottles and carried the remainder of the twelve-pack back up to my room and re-stashed it in my closet. I thought about telling Dad that I'd received tentative permission to resume my relationship with Nina but eventually decided to keep silent about it. After all, he might change his mind. People did that. I figured I'd give it a few days and see how things went before I made any mention. I considered calling in sick...
4 years ago
Hi friends. I’m Rajesh (name changed). It’s my first story in ISS. So kindly forgive me if I’m improper(mail me at ). So the story starts in Chennai. I’m doing my college studies in a reputed college in Chennai. I’ve a friend named Suresh(name changed). We are studying in same college. As we’re in a same area we became very close friends. Let me describe us. My Friend Suresh is 5’5 inch tall, whitish, chubby. And Myself: 5’5 tall, little dark, athletic body, 7 inch cock. Coming to the story, we...
Gay Male
3 years ago
Emerging from the Cocoon, Chapter 12 "Mom, can you come here a minute?" Nicole said as she struggled to latch on the bra strap. "What's a matter, need help?" Amanda asked. "Yes, I do," she before Amanda hooked it up. "Nervous about your first day?" Amanda asked. "A little," Nicole said as she tried to brush her hair just right. "I'm sure it will be fun," Amanda said. It was going to be a bit liberating. She could openly be Nicole. But she still had butterflies. Nicole...
4 years ago
This story is about how I happened to have sex with my maid who became my keep at the place I work as I have mentioned earlier I was working at a place away from my home and would only visit home on the weekends. One of the weekends, it so happened that our office management told me to stay back as there was an urgent inspection from head office coming up and lot of documentation and reports had to be updated. My other colleagues with whom I was staying had left as scheduled on Friday night...
2 years ago
Some months ago, my sweet wife had changed to another membership at a club nearer our house. I asked if she had any problem about the former club; but she said that her girlfriend Helena had recommended her this new one.I thought that, if that slutty Helena was going there, I should supervise my own wife’s escapades there. It looked dangerous.Anita began to make regular trips every day to the new club. I joined her the first couple of times but lost interest after that.Just one week later, I...
3 years ago
My sleep only lasted for a few hours as I could here my door card lock unlock. It was the Room Service Manager checking up on me. I had taken sometime to pick up the mess so the room looked pretty normal. She went over to the shades and flung the curtains open. I was still tired but the sight of her and that luscious body got me going. I asked her what she was doing and she smiled and said I am going to fuck you but first you need a shower. I laughed and said that I needed food after a shower....
1 year ago
FacialAbuse! When you pull up a site with a name like Facial Abuse, you know right away this isn’t going to be one of those romantic erotica sites where the girls are wined and dined before making love in a candlelit hot tub. You know it isn’t going to be one of those feminist joints run by female pornographers, meant to put the power in the broads’ hands, pussies and boobs, with empowering scenarios of female bosses and power-couple lesbians. Hell, you know it isn’t even going to be the...
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2 years ago
This story is about how a doctor during his internship made out with the co worker nurse. Who was awesome figure 32-28-34 Punjabi girl. She was stunning. All this happened last yr in Chandigarh.This is the time when I was doing my internship after finishing my graduation. As u all know hospital is surrounded by many beautiful and sexy nurses, my hospital was no exception. I had almost 20 nurses in my department and all of them were pretty friendly, and I always used to flirt around with them...