Knocked Out
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I have been fantasizing about this forever and we have been building up to this day for weeks. Anal has always been a desire that the two of us have talked about and it was not too long ago that I started her anal training.
I mean, I'm being generous when I call it "training", because it just started. I went from eating her out as usual to licking her asshole like the horny freak that I am.
I couldn't think of anything else at the moment. She looked so fucking hot and even though I love the sex we have and don't need any more. I still felt like I was not getting the most out of her. And I wanted nothing to go to waste with Ciki. I adored every inch of her body and kissed and licked her everywhere except her ass.
I guess it had always been a taboo that neither of us had the balls to cross. At least that's what I thought. But once we brought it up and realised that we both wanted it as much as the other, it was only a matter of time.
So I've been eating her ass for the last few weeks. I've been burying my face between her ass cheeks and loving every second of it. We also used a lot of lube so I could finger her ass. It just went up from there. First it was my tongue, then my thumb and then two fingers as we trained her for our kinky fantasy of filling her ass with cum. And we agreed. Tonight we're going to do it.
Tonight, I will take Ciki's anal virginity.
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