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PornoUploads free porn video
Porno Uploads! A website that is meant for people who obviously don't have a lot of time to masturbate is exactly what PornoUploads.com is, and we wouldn't want it any other way! I mean, seriously, we all need pages such as these from time to time. You don't often encounter porno pages with nothing but gifs in them, right? It's mostly either pictures, or videos, and nothing in between, but nope, this time around, you'll get go masturbate to hot gifts for the most part, which is amazing. Naturally, there are tons of pictures here as well. The best thing about this website is obviously the fact that it is completely free and that you don't need to worry about paying up a huge amount of money only to masturbate to girls for like two days. Many websites will give you the "full access for two days for one dollar" thingie, and you'll think it's a great deal. Two days sounds like a huge period of time. However, do you truly believe you will be able to masturbate for two entire days? They're basically charging you for like two wanks in two days, and that's not nice.
That's too much money paid. You won't even spend that much time masturbating, and the people behind PornoUplaods.com are perfectly aware of this, and that's why they post nothing but pictures and gifs to their website, making sure that you can have a quick wank whenever you want to. The only thing you need to do is to bookmark the page in order to keep it by your side at all times, just like you'd do with your special someone, except that you don't keep your S/O around only for sex, right? Some of us do that, but its best not to. Anyway, let us not steer away from the main topic too much, and let's focus on the wonders of free pornography.
One observation The Porn Due has to make is the fact that this page just so happens to have a huge thing for pigtails...I don't remember ever looking up "pigtails:" on this website or opening a picture or video where the pigtails were the "main thing," you know? Yet, for some reason, Porno Uploads persistently shows me pictures of chicks with pigtails sucking dick and taking it up the butt and the pussy? Why? Do the folks behind PornoUploads.com believe men find pigtails to be universally attractive?
Sure, it's a cute hairstyle, but give me a break. I want to see all kinds of porn on the homepage, not just porn of girls getting their backs blown out by pigtail-loving dudes all over the place. It tends to get a bit boring. For starters, I don't only want to see white girls here, I want to see some ebony, some Asian, and I don't only want these girls to be young girls, I want to see some mature gals as well. Even though I am not very fond of forced diversity in the workplace, I'd like to see all kinds of bitches in here. I don't think you people only want to see one kind of girl in PornoUploads, right?
Now that I've finally mentioned the homepage after 500 words of nonsense, let's talk about it a little bit more, I do believe that at this point it's time to talk about the features and all the little things that decorate this page and make it a better place for men all over the world to masturbate. Do not even think about taking your wank someplace else, working-class man! This is the place to be!
A homepage that pretty much reminds me of the stereotypical dumb blonde
I'd say that this homepage does indeed look nice, but at what cost? It's so overwhelming that I don't really know what to think. Is it because I'm new on this website or is it because the design is bad? I'd say the latter is true, since there are too many images in one place, and this is something that shouldn't be tolerated. Furthermore, there are some (not so aggressive) ads popping up on this website, and when they do pop up, they tend to stay around until you leave the page, but the thing is, these ads sit on top of some of these gifs, which isn't good. It's somewhat annoying. It's something I do not want to deal with.
Now, this website also happens to have a few extra tabs on it, and these can prove to be quite useful at times, but usually, they're pretty useless. The community tab is most likely a tab that you won't use even once, and then there is the "log in" and the "register" tab, and I don't even have to explain how these are useless because the "community" tab is useless. Then, there's the categories tab which seems to be the only useful tab on this website...if we do not count the dysfunctional homepage.
Not to be ungrateful or something, because I'm never going to spit in the face of a person who has provided me with a lot of free, HD pornography that I can view anytime I want, but Jesus Christ, man, take care of that homepage, for the love of God. However, I have to give you props for making the categories so nice, as a categories tab isn't something I actually expected on a website such as this one. I mean, I do expect it from a porno page that is all about videos, and pictures and stuff like that, but a page mainly oriented about gifs to have categories and stuff like that? I don't believe it! But yeah, it's happening, and I'm glad this is the case.
It's a very, very good thing. I mean, how many of you have looked up "hot cowgirl sex gif" at some point in your life? Probably like 60% of you, in the worst case. You most likely weren't able to find anything, however, you will be able to find whatever it is that you want on PornoUploads.com because even though the homepage of this website isn't done really well, the page still makes sure to have some neat categories, which is all I want from a porno page that primarily posts gifs and nothing else.
The categories
The categories on this deserve all the praise they can get, as they include all kinds of things. There's tons of vanilla stuff, and there's tons of not-so-vanilla content as well. Sure thing, you'll find cute couples having some lovey-dovey sex, but you'll also find girls tied up, wearing full latex suits, getting whipped and fucked up the ass like there's no tomorrow. Furthermore, this page isn't all about straight porn, either, as there is a lot of eye candy for the LQBTQI+ in here as well. You'll find tons of shemales, for example, and there are many lesbian gifs crawling around on PornoUploads.com and thank god, they aren't hard to find. I mean, both straight men and gay girls want to see some girl on girl action, so why would we make finding lesbian gifs hard? They need to be accessible by everyone!
Bottoms up!
What did we learn? A porno website that is all about gifs (well, gifs, for the most part, there are some static pictures in here as well) is a website that is pretty much great for a quick wank, if a quick wank is what you're looking for, then you're surely in the right place, given that you've decided to visit PornoUploads.com! Porno Uploads is one of those pages that don't leave you hanging. There is a whole lot of good content, there are little to no ads (one or two ads might pop up, but they aren't that annoying when they do, so we might as well just ignore them completely), and obviously, there are tons of great categories on this website, something that we can all appreciate. Furthermore, this page looks quite nice, and it's nothing but eye candy, even though the design is quite simple. So, let's not waste too much time, but rather, let's make sure we enjoy ourselves as soon as possible on PornoUploads.com!
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