5 One in the Hand Is Worth Chapter 10
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Kommons free porn video
Welcome to Kommons, one of the most fabulous websites on the planet. I know you like virtual pussy; we all do. I don’t call myself ThePornDude for no reason. But, sometimes, you just have to step out of your man cave and touch an actual breast. The dick wants what it wants. It can’t be helped. It’s within our nature to seek out the touch of real physical women. It’s also in our nature to avoid ugly bitches. So, if we’re ugly ourselves, we’re shit out of luck. Dumb beta cucks will tell you that you should just fall in love with someone who’s within your class and have boring old crusty ass sex with the same bitch for years on end. There’s a reason we don’t listen to betas; they have no idea what they’re talking about.
Don’t be a bitch. Get yourself a 10/10 escort and live life to the fullest. They say that sex isn’t all there is to life. They are wrong. You can smell dogs and pet flowers all you want – the real pleasures in life are found deep inside tight 20-year-old vaginas. They’re that much better when the vagina comes with a pair of perfect giant tits that haven’t had a chance to start sagging yet. That’s what this review is about. Kommons is a listings site, but it reads more like a menu for your cock. Are you in the mood for Asian, or would you like to eat domestic pussy? Do you want something well done, or do you want your meat raw, 18 years old, and fresh? That’s up to you, my guy. There are all kinds of women on this site, and they’re all willing to make you their king for the evening, provided you have the money to pay for it.
Locating the Pussy
Kommons is a far-reaching website with pussy available across many different countries, including Ireland, the UK, Australia, Germany, and Ireland. There’s also a link here for Brazilian escorts, but I don’t consider that country officially covered by Kommons because there’s nothing more than an external link here. There are no images and no listings. It’s just a reroute. So, Brazil is an afterthought. The other countries, though, are adequately covered down to the specific city. This is necessary. I love browsing escort listings as much as the next guy just to see what’s out there, but if you’re willing to actually buy some quality time with a bitch, you need to know that she’s within dicking range. You’re not going to travel to another city for pussy. That’s asinine. Get someone local, well, unless you live in some remote village. If that’s the case, maybe you should check out the local livestock and fuck a goat. What can I say?
Anyways, all major cities are available here. I see listings for Birmingham, Glasgow, Manchester, Liverpool, and of course, London. There’s also a widespread across Germany. All the major cities are listed here, period. Even Essen, which is not precisely known for depravity, has almost 200 bitches to choose from. Berlin, on the other hand, boasts nearly two thousand quality bitches for you to bang.
Quality over Quantity
Now, I know what you’re thinking – that doesn’t sound like a lot of bitches. It isn’t. There are a lot more escorts in these cities than the ones listed here. But that’s not what Kommons is here for, technically. This site is sort of a gateway to the best escorts, so you don’t waste your time wading through bullshit. Thousands of out-of-work housewives are trying to turn a quick buck by renting out their pussies for the local rabble. You’re not looking to contract a disease here. You’re looking to contract a quality bitch with a perfect body and no gag reflex. That’s where Kommons shines best.
It’s a site that brings you nothing but the best. So, those 100 or so escorts in Essen aren’t the only escorts in Essen; they’re the only escorts worth sticking your dick into. I like a website that cuts corners for me. Yes, I could technically just go through every escort in the zone myself, but why should I? If there’s someone out there willing to curate for me and they’re making money off the referral link, by all means, they can have my 1%. I don’t care. It means that the site is entirely free to use. They’re not charging me anything. By all means, refer me to the best pussy in town.
The Best Travel Experience
If you’re the kind of jetsetter who frequently travels for work, or you’re a digital nomad, and you don’t have time for long-term relationships in any one location, you can make Kommons your next takeout bookmark. Whenever you’re in a new town on business, you can add a little bit of pleasure with Kommons. Check out the menu when you’re feeling peckish, and order some quality takeout. Stuff your face with domestic pussy and never go hungry again. Personally, I’d rather pay $200 for pussy than $10 for a meal. I can go for long without food, but I break out in tantrums if I have to go a day without pussy.
Kommons can also be seen as a sort of cultural exchange website, especially if you’re traveling. Keep in mind that 90% of the escorts in any given area are from that area regarding race and culture. So, if you’re in the UK, you’ll get women with bad teeth and pale faces. But, you can also experience other cultures by ordering in a Polish woman to show you why Eastern European women have such a reputation for being the ultimate breeding material. You can experience local pussy and foreign pussy all on the same site. Plus, some countries, like Australia and Germany, have many foreign women freelancing on these sites. You can easily get in bed with an Asian if you’re in a major city. I guarantee it. Kommons covers all of your needs.
Rerouted to a Different Site
I don’t know if I was clear about this, but I’ll explain how the whole process works. Kommons is not the site that these escorts are posting on. They’re on other reputable escort sites. Kommons just gets a referral bonus for getting you to the right place. So, why not go to the destination site directly? Well, precisely because of the curation I mentioned. It’s better to get a list of the hottest pussy in an area than to be bombarded by a huge list of second-rate pussy that’s charging top dollar for a reach around.
Escort sites are littered with garbage women who have garbage tits and wrecked pussies. Some of these chicks have even had multiple children. The human vagina was not made for that. There’s no tightness recovery after you’ve given birth. So, avoid the whole roulette and jump straight into the tightest pussies by having someone else curate it for you. That’s the whole point of Kommons. They weed out the undesirables. Afterward, you end up on a reputable site that you know you can trust with your information. You’re having your cake and eating it too. Ans it bears repeating – Kommons is entirely free to use.
Perfect Layout
I want to see two things on escort listing sites: categories and pictures of escorts. That’s all there is to Kommons. Hell, they didn’t even bother with a background color. The whole site is black on white. They added the images of escorts on there and called it a day. This site is perfect. It loads fast, it runs fast, and it gets you where you need to be – inside of a woman. The bitches all have extensive galleries where you can check out the goodies before purchase, although for some reason, they’re not allowed to post close-ups of their actual vaginas. I don’t know if this is a legal thing or if it’s just standard marketing practice, but most of the bitches expose as much of their bodies as possible. You definitely know what you’re getting yourself into in advance.
Speaking of, this layout also lets me peep into the goodies enough to tell you that these are some of the hottest bitches I’ve ever laid eyes on. Some of them have a nasty case of butter face, but for the most part, the bodies are perfect. All of these girls are worth fucking, period. Some of them I’d even fuck on their period. I can’t recommend Kommons enough if you’re in the mood for some premium pussy, emphasis on premium. Paying for sex is a healthy part of capitalism. Indulge in your passions today.
Kaylin
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