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If you like Escort Euro Girls, well, you certainly ain’t alone. They do call it the oldest profession, after all. Sometimes I wonder what it was like paying to play in the old days, back before the internet made it easy to find the call girl of your dreams even before you’ve gotten out of bed in the morning. Punters used to cruise the streets, hoping to spot a lady of the night who didn’t look too cracked out and diseased, but these days? Let’s just say I know exactly why you’re reading this...

NairobiDivas

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There’s something about T-Escorts that makes them special, isn’t there? Maybe it’s the way they put off such feminine energy while shaking their ding-dongs, or maybe it’s the way they can get a boner while servicing your own. Some would say the magic of a tranny hooker has something to do with her hot breath in your ear as she whispers sweet nothings, and others would say it’s all about the boobies, the fishnets and the red lipstick leaving kisses on your wiener. Honestly, though, there’s one...

My Escort Network

MyEscort.Network calls itself “The #1 Female Escort Directory!” It’s a bold brag with an exclamation point for emphasis, but I don’t know, they might be on to something. Their traffic has nearly doubled in the last couple months, with nearly 300,000 eager users hitting up the joint. The big question with a site like this is always how those user numbers break down. With any luck, a good chunk of those thousands are escorts actively hawking their services on the platform, but there’s really only...

Naughty Ads

When you hear the phrase “Naughty Ads”, what do you immediately envision? I actually think of two separate categories of adult-oriented advertisements, one a blessing and the other a curse. If you’re a regular internet masturbator, you’ve no doubt grown accustomed to the onslaught of spam you get from the free sites even if you’re running a good adblocker plugin for your browser. Those arguably suck, even if they do occasionally nudge you toward some high-quality fap fodder you’ve never...

Sheris Ranch

Sheri’s Ranch is a resort and spa, which might sound a little different from the usual fare I review here at ThePornDude. Then again, the fact that I’m even talking about it on the site probably clues you in that this ain’t necessarily the type of place to book a Mother’s Day gift for your wife. Well, not unless she’s into the ladies, that is. I could crack a joke about how your mom worked at this place, but that wouldn’t be fair to the lovely ladies who really do work at the Ranch. Have you...

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How many times have you found yourself wanting to be satisfied by a real fucking person? Plenty of goddamn times if I am not mistaken! Now how many times have you actually put your best foot forward and tried to do something about it? Probably not that many times. Because you are here, alone, jerking off to my expertly reviewed porn sites on ThePornDude.Well bitch, it is time to fucking do something about it! And you can if you live in Australia, New Zealand, Tasmania, and roughly, that corner...

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Trikz

When you think of Trikz, what comes to mind? Some might think of the kind of illusions performed by magicians, while others think of what a whore does for money. Honestly, I think there’s a bit of crossover between the two, as a skilled escort arguably knows how to work some real magic. The escorts at Trikz have some extra special magic of their own, too, something that you’re not going to find attached to every broad selling pussy out of the McDonald’s restroom. What is that special magic, you...

Park Lane Escorts

I was browsing the Park Lane Escorts menu all morning, ostensibly just so I could review their site for ThePornDude, but I’m not sure I can just sit on this information without doing anything. It’s kind of like finding out a local shop has a killer deal on that ice cream you like, but you actually get to bust a nut for a few bones instead of licking up some melted dairy product. I was supposed to take my grandma out to dinner tonight, but I think she’d totally understand. Sometimes things come...

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Are you horny as fuck for some companionship? I’m not talking about with your mother. Though to be frank, she has been around a lot lately. I would know, she came knocking on my door last night. But it wouldn’t be the first time someone has spread pussy for me after reading ThePornDude.But let us not focus on that shit right now. Instead, let’s get you laid! If you want a more direct approach and don’t want to have to go through the hassle of fucking dating, then you should check out 888...

Escortify

I have to give Escortify credit for the clever branding. The name’s almost as good as ThePornDude if you want to know the truth. And no, they don’t have a hilarious big-headed mascot cracking dirty jokes while he reviews adult websites (and bangs pornstars over at PornDudeCasting). But they’ve managed to come up with a title that sounds catchy and tells you exactly what you’re going to find within. You can cram it as a verb into a sentence, and the whole thing sounds natural. So who wants to...

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Trans Escorts

Are you looking to get your dick wet and find an escort in your part of the world? But I am not talking about just any kind of escort, either. I am referring to fucking transsexual escorts that want to suck you off while you fuck their asshole.If I am talking your fucking language, then I urge you to reach out to fucking Trans Escorts. There, you are going to find a wide array of escorts that are certain to make you cum harder than any living being has ever managed to make you cum in your life....

TS Dating

If the notion of TS Dating gets you all hot and bothered, well, perhaps you’d better strip down and turn the AC up before we get into this following review. Then again, maybe it’s better if you stay dressed and ready to go out, but I guess it all depends on whether you’re shooting for an incall or outcall tonight. Do you want to bang a shemale in your own bed, or would you rather go somewhere else, so your wife doesn’t wonder how all the bedsheets got so completely caked up in santorum? Ah,...

XEscortHub

If you wish that you could get your dick wet without putting in any of the hard work of wooing a woman to fuck you, there are many ways to do this. You could flash a lot of cash if you have it on your hands. A certain type of woman will spread her legs when you show a few Benjamins out in the wild, so maybe you could try that at the risk of getting mugged.Or you could just try dating. But goddamn, that's a lot of hard work. If you want a more straightforward approach, why not reach out to...

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Hot.com has got to be internet gold. The one-word, three-letter domain was registered way back in 1991, perhaps by somebody who had no idea what they’d do with it. If you’ve ever even thought about starting your own website, you know how fucking hard it is to think of a domain that hasn’t already been taken. It’s difficult enough to come up with a catchy title, let alone a catchy and simple title like this one. I wonder how many aspiring webmasters have done a WHOIS search for Hot.com, only to...

Smooci

Smooci calls itself The Future of Escort Bookings. Claiming you’re the future of something or other is always a good marketing gimmick, but in this case, we’re talking about the oldest profession in the world. How have things changed from visiting a brothel in the days of yore? For that matter, what futuristic features does Smooci have to distinguish it from the escort sites of a decade ago, a year ago, or a month ago? By definition, the future of anything should have something you can’t get...

UKAdultZone

I knew UK Adult Zone was my kind of place even before I visited the joint. I mean, hell, it’s right there in the name. It’s kind of funny how the word adult refers only to age but makes you immediately think about boobs and boners and sex. Adults have other interests besides fucking each other or beating off, or at least that’s what I’ve heard. Whatever, though, because you and I both know why you’re here, and that’s 100% okay. In fact, it’s the entire reason I built my site,...

BackpagePro

Backpage Pro! Are you longing for the touch of a woman? Or maybe a man? Transexual? Whatever way you swing, it can be hard to find a professional to deliver the kind of sexual services that will get you off. In fact, it’s twice as hard if you live in the fucking United States!But Backpagepro wants you to put those days behind you. That’s right: Backpage is back! Well, sort of. This website aims to make finding a servicer a thing of the past. Whether they succeed or not, well, that’s entirely...

Spearmint Rhino

Spearmint Rhino has one of the most enigmatic names I’ve ever seen in the world of adult entertainment, and that’s saying a lot. If all you had to go on was the funky moniker, what would you think they were even selling? Well, it sounds more like overpriced downloadable content for your favorite sci-fi RPG than something that’d help you get your rocks off, but maybe they’re both catering to those primal urges of lust and conquest. This shit isn’t available at Gamestop, though, nor can you get...

UtopiaGuide

Utopia Guide! You degenerates desperately need some other horny fappers to talk to. And no, your close friends - if you have any - don’t want to hear all about how you love watching big-tittied babes get their asses prolapsed, sucked, and fucked until they look like a goddamn inside-out pocket pussy. That’s the kind of shit that will get you kicked out of the group chat without so much as a warning. It would be best if you guys found other like-minded, sex-addicted, porn-loving bastards to go...

OurHome2

Our Home 2 sure has an innocuous name, doesn’t it? It’s so sparkly clean that you’d never guess there was anything pervy going on over there if you weren’t reading about it on a site like ThePornDude. Hell, even after spotting the babe on her knees in the site’s logo, all that intro text about “hobbying” threw me for a loop. Maybe it’s a product of the site’s age, founded more than a decade ago. Most of the other websites I review in this category refer to the practice in more explicit terms;...

CallEscort

I think I might Call Escort tonight because - between you and me - it’s been a real dry spell lately. I like to supplement my chronic masturbation with some real, live pussy from time to time, but Tinder isn’t what it used to be before COVID. Anyway, I kind of like the sure thing of paying a woman to juggle my balls instead of spending hours laying the groundwork that may or may not pay off. Who’s got time to bullshit on the phone when you have aching blue balls and a throbbing boner?That’s...

Dior Escorts

DiorEscorts sounds like it’s got to be full of some really high-class sluts, but what’s really in a name? I mean, sure, they can borrow a name from a prominent, expensive, luxury fashion designer, but I’m not sure just anyone can turn it instantly into their own brand of magic. Gianna Dior certainly made it work for her, but how many unknowns have languished in obscurity despite tacking on a famous name. (By the way, if you haven’t seen me banging Gianna over at PornDudeCasting, you’re missing...

Friday Ad

We all get lonely from time to time. And, well, you betas are probably used to that shit already. It doesn’t have to be that way, though. If you have a little bit of dosh lying around, then you can very well have the night of your life. No, I’m not talking about spending hundreds of dollars on some virtual slut’s cam show. That’s a fucking waste, especially when you can often get the real deal for just as much money. I’m talking about hot escorts, erotic massages, and fetish play. There are...

AdultSeek

Adult Seek! There are times you don’t feel like courting someone just to bust a nut. You don’t want to have to play the fucking game of convincing a woman to spread her legs so you can fuck her. And even then, you can only choose from those that are in your fucking league. If you have to work extra hard for ugly women, something isn’t working in your situation. You need to go to the source and find someone willing to give you the time of your life without any strings attached.That is where...

SexAdvisor

I spoke to my Sex Advisor this morning, and he told me I needed to get laid more often. Beating off into a silicone schoolgirl butthole while watching the porn tubes is great fun and all, but sometimes you need to stick your ding-ding inside of something live, wet, and tight. I guess I could try my luck at the local fatties on Tinder again, but what if I’m looking for something a little more, uh, professional?That’s where SexAdvisor.com comes in. It’s a killer domain that’s been kicking around...

Kommons

Welcome to Kommons, one of the most fabulous websites on the planet. I know you like virtual pussy; we all do. I don’t call myself ThePornDude for no reason. But, sometimes, you just have to step out of your man cave and touch an actual breast. The dick wants what it wants. It can’t be helped. It’s within our nature to seek out the touch of real physical women. It’s also in our nature to avoid ugly bitches. So, if we’re ugly ourselves, we’re shit out of luck. Dumb beta cucks will tell you that...

BarePunting

What is Bare Punting? The name made me think of playing football in the nude, but that isn’t what the website is about. I consulted Urban Dictionary, an act that always makes me feel like the oldest fucking oldster in the world, but I’m not even sure how helpful it was. The only semi-sexy definition they had listed was, “When you send your foot so far up your girlfriend’s pussy with such force that it sends her into the air.” Well, I shouldn’t have to tell you that isn’t what the site is about,...

YesBackpage

Yes Backpage! The younger folks among you might not recognize this name just yet, but I’ll school you. No worries. The older among you probably remember the original Backpage. It used to be a classifieds website that was entirely free to use and featured all kinds of used carburetors and washing machines. Yes, you could purchase someone else’s worn socks at a premium and even find a decent tailor in your area to finally fix that oversized zipper that’s hanging over where your bulge should be....

Escortify

We’re off to the land of kiwis, I think. That’s New Zealand, right? Yeah, that’s right – Australia had the kangaroos. Where the fuck was I? Oh right, Escortify – the website that helps you find fuckable pussy in New Zealand. God bless these kinds of websites. They put together ugly, unlovable men with fuckable 9s and 10s. As long as you’ve got the money, they’ll find you the pussy. Hell, sometimes I go onto these kinds of sites just to fap to the idea of hiring a bitch for sex. I’d never do it,...

SumoSearch

When I first heard of Sumo Search, I thought it was a site for gay fatties. I guess you could use it for that, since they’ve got listings for male, female and trans escorts selling their services in your area. I have to say, though, I was pleasantly surprised to find the place full of way more hot chicks than fat dudes.Despite the weird-ass name, SumoSear.ch is an escort site that aggregates listings from other sites like MegaPersonals and SkipTheGames. The whole idea is to save you time...

MegaPersonals

Mega Personals sound like a much bigger version of regular personals, so I wonder if I’ll meet any fat chicks on there. That’s all I’ve been banging on Tinder lately, plus I think I may have caught the coronavirus off that last chick. I’m hoping the Mega in the name refers to their overall caliber of service and available broads, not to their girth or vagina circumference. There’s only one way to find out, right?MegaPersonals.eu may have an EU in the link, but they’ve got personal classified...

EscortsAffair

Ever considered having an Escorts Affair? Porn has really been helping me get through this social distancing shit, but I have to admit, I miss sticking my ding-dong into an actual ho-ho instead of just filling another snack cake with my own cream filling. My barrel of lube is running pretty low, too, which is probably why I’ve been spending time browsing sites like EscortsAffair. In case you can’t guess from the name, it’s a massive escort directory with listings around the world.The pandemic...

Angels Of London

Some of you old-timers remember when banging a hooker meant trolling the seedy side of town, trying not to get shanked by a bum while getting a toothless beej from a crackwhore. The Internet has sure changed things, huh? These days, it’s safer and easier to find a girl to give you a handy for money. The girls at Angels of London are more than a few steps up from the local lot lizards, too.AngelsOfLondon.com operates under the motto, “Maximum Pleasure Very Discreet”. It doesn’t take a fucking...

EscortRankings

Escort Rankings! As you damn well know, there’s no better place on the Internet to find the proper fap material than ThePornDude. I’m out there day and night, ranking the best free sex tubes and premium smut networks on the web. Honestly, I’m the kind of motherfucker who reads reviews on everything I spend my money on, from knockoff boner pills to VR porn helmets, to high-class escorts around the world. EscortRankings.uk, as the name implies, features exactly those type of hooker ratings in the...

Skokka

Bored? Lonely? Well, don’t slit your throat with a rusty razor just yet. Somebody just sent me a link for a site called Skokka, which calls itself “The Adult Dating Reference”, so there may be hope for you yet. Maybe we’ll even get you out of mom’s basement and out on a date with a real, live girl. The body pillow waifu might get a little bit jealous, but you’ll forget all about her when you’re up to your elbows in Asian poon.I guess I better get a little bit more specific, since Skokka ain’t....

CallGin

Do you know what’s weird about India? For one of the most populated countries in the world, they sure don’t put out a ton of porno. I guess it has a lot to do with cultural and societal attitudes toward sex; in a nutshell, Indians are prudes! Of course, there are exceptions to any rule, as can be seen at CallGin, aka IEscorts.CallGin.com, in case you haven’t guessed from the name, is an escort site full of Indian sluts ready to give you a whole lot more than a good plate of chicken tikka...

Private Delights

PrivateDelights! Are you feeling horny? I guess that’s kind of a silly question for anyone visiting The Porn Dude, but I have the feeling you’re a little hornier than the typical free-tube surfer or premium porn addict. I bet you’re so randy, in fact, that you’re willing to shell out a few bucks to get your dick wet instead of just watching someone else do it on PornHub. Hey, I feel you buddy, which is exactly why I’ve been browsing PrivateDelights. PrivateDelights.ch is an escort site...

LoveHub

Love Hub! Pornography is one of the most amazing things in the world because it helps us satisfy a constant, primal urge to stimulate our cocks and blast buckets of jizz all over the goddamn place. Sometimes, though, those HD lesbian movies just aren’t enough to make that old, crusty gym sock look appealing anymore. When that happens, it may be time to consider hiring an escort, like one of the broads you’d find on LoveHub.LoveHub.com was registered back in 2014, but the site took off in late...

TUSCL

The Ultimate Strip Club List! Do you have some dollars to spend? Then sit tight. By the end of this, you should know how to put those extra bucks into good use. Thing is, many guys I know love spending a little money at strip clubs and those who say they don’t are fucking faggots. Well, no problem with that, but who in their right mind would mind having a fucking hot lass with nothing but a bikini perform a lap dance on you? Anyway, do you crazily need to add a bit of spice in your life? Well,...

StripClubList

Strip Club List! Oh boy, there’s a lot to unpack here. Hey guys, it’s The Porn Dude, coming at you with a brand-new review of a very special site that I think pretty much everyone is going to find very useful. Well, mostly us Americans, but everyone is free to chip in. Besides, what better way to spend your vacation than to come to America and have some sexy striptease fun? Let me tell you what, StripClubList.com is the perfect place to find any strip club that you ever thought you needed or...

VivaStreet

One of the very first things Viva Street greets you with is a dialog box. However, this isn't your conventional "are you 18" greeting message, which is strange. Rather, this website suggests that you sign up to it right away, as soon as you open it up for the first time. This isn't a bad idea all in all, especially if you are dead serious about trying to get an escort in the UK. In the end, it all really depends on your will to have sex with some of the hottest babes on the Isles. If you're a...

EscortFish

Escort Fish! Some folks think that as The Porn Dude, I spend my days isolated from the rest of the world, never interacting with another soul as I jerk my way around the web with a raging hard-on and bucket of lube. That just isn’t true, folks! I have plenty of exchanges with live humans, usually involving sticking my ding-a-ling in one or more of her orifices. An escort site like EscortFish can go a long way in helping line that up.I know what you’re thinking. “Porn Dude, you’re such a fucking...

Top Escort Babes

TopEscortBabes! I know I spend a lot of time on here encouraging you guys to jerk off to the greatest porno on the Internet, but sometimes it’s just good to get a little bit of social interaction so your neckbeard doesn’t grow too long. If you’ve got solid game, maybe all you’ve got to do is get out there with your ripped abs and swollen pecs, but even if you’re ugly as hell there are options besides roofies. Top Escort Babes, for example, has been helping hard-up dudes get a little action...

HarlotHub

What can we find at Harlot Hub? Pussy! Hands down, not a chance in hell anyone’s passing up pussy to watch porn instead. And anyone who is, is either a flaming faggot or a pussy ass cuck with zero balls whatsoever. So, which one are you then, bub? Why is it that you aren’t out there getting laid right fucking now? Well, seeing as you’re reading one of my reviews (and not a review from that pussy piece of shit, Mr. Porn Nerd), I think it’s probably pretty fucking safe to assume that you’re not a...

Tryst

Tryst.link! Escorts sites are some of the best inventions of all time. Probably up there with the wheel, printing press, airplane, and of course the internet. I mean, it’s the easiest way to hook up with the hottest girl in your city and fuck her senseless, of course at a fee. See, you need something new from time to time which means looking for a new woman (or man/transsexual) to elevate your sexual experience to levels you can only dream of. However, there are many places out there that will...

TS Escorts

TSescorts! Looking for tranny or shemale escorts? No beating around the bush on this one. You like yourself some cock, but, hey, you like perky tits and plump booties too. You’re always jackin’ it to hung shemales fucking each other in the ass, giving themselves prostate orgasms, and sucking dick. Ain’t no shame in it. Well, unless you like being shamed. Then, fuck yeah, there’s some shame in it you degenerate fuck.And I can’t blame you for loving these thick-dicked bitches. I get fooled by...

MERB

Montreal & Maritime Review Board! Finding escorts and associated erotic services is one thing, but knowing about the quality of such services is an entirely different affair. Whether you are the asshole that wants to seek a sexual thrill away from your wife or you simply want to get adventurous with your sexual tastes and experiences (because why the fuck not? life is short), you need to be sure that you are not being ripped off. Escort review boards allow you to connect with fellow...

uEscort

British escorts? Anybody could tell you that I love pussy. My whole life revolves around staring at pictures of it and reviewing the experience. Sometimes I’ve got to feel it, though. Escorts are the easiest and arguably cheapest way to get my dick wet, and the Internet has simplified even that process. Sites like uEscort.com offer up listings by location.I think the the "U" in uEscort stands for UK, because that’s where all their listings are. Johns in the rest of the world will have to look...

P411 Preferred411

Preferred411 aka P411! Looking for a site with hot escorts that also has a good reputation going for it? I think we are all in need of a site like that, so I think we should take a look at Preferred411.com. It has a good reputation and it seems that a lot of people like what it has to offer. Of course, it goes without saying that not everything will be perfect with any website, and the same goes for Preferred 411, so let’s jump right into it and check out everything that you need to know about...

Skokka

How much porn can one man look at in a lifetime? There has to be a limit, right? At least in the short term? What I mean is, at some point, porn is going to get old, and you’re going to have to actually go out into the real world and get some pussy. Porn is, of course, only meant to get us through periodic bouts of no sex, short lengths of time in which we are, for one reason or another, not getting laid. It was never meant to completely replace sex in our lives! But, then again, getting some...

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Gone are the days when people would rumble on and on about how sex is not a basic necessity. Well, everyone is doing it now, and it’s no fucking secret. The society has also at best adapted to this with the development of websites and apps to assist individuals to get some local dig in. Fuck morality! Even I want to have a good time every now and then.There are tons of Escorts basically skilled with the art of pleasing any man. They are hot and sexy with one heck of yummy Iwonnabite bodies you...

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Indian escorts from Bangalore, Chennai, Hyderabad, Mumbai, Delhi,... Looking to get laid in India, eh? It’s hard, huh? Yeah, not to be a dick or anything, but Indian culture is pretty reserved when it comes to freaky sex. They’re not shaking titties in your face like the sluts in the West. That’s why I was pretty surprised to find out Locanto has an extensive selection of escorts, strippers, and erotic massages in India.Locanto, for those unaware, is a classified site for buying and selling...

Massage Republic

MassageRepublic! Hey, pervert. Tired of beating your meat to the mountains of porno sites I review here? Me neither, honestly, but today I’m going to do a little something special for you. Instead of spending the evening watching video sluts, let’s see if we can get you laid on MassageRepublic.com.This site has been around for the better part of a decade, somehow staying safe from the powers that fucked up sites like craigslist and BackPage for hooker-bangers everywhere. There’s a fine line...

EscortNews

Escort News! I love porn as much as the next guy, but I will also be the first one to tell you, sometimes it just does not cut it. Most days I can get by, sure, by fapping to a number of the best porn tubes and premium paysites on the web. But some days, I just need something more. You can find the hottest porno ever made, the sexiest girls getting fucked in all your favorite positions, it will never ever come close to the real thing.The way I see it, any sane person likely has a certain amount...

Slixa

With undercover cops, increased sting operations, scammers, catfish, and sites like Backpage.com getting shut down left and right, finding quality private adult entertainment on the internet can be fucking terrifying. I, personally, have never mustered up the courage to actually go through with it. It just doesn’t seem worth the risk to me.Call me paranoid, but I’m not trying to lead an undercover cop right to my front door, ready to bust me on solicitation of prostitution. I’m also not trying...

UKPunting

UK Punting! If you’re a guy from the UK you already know what a hassle it can be to find good escorts and sex services. Well, this site aims to change that by giving you information from other sex buyers so that you can make an informed decision. Today, ThePornDude is reviewing UKPunting.com, the self-proclaimed “number 1 paid sex review, and discussion site”. A bit of poor wording makes it look like it costs money to use it, but it’s actually free. Is it that good? We’re about to find out.This...

SP411

If you are one of those freaks willing to go to any extremes to get yourself sexually satisfied at a cost and by a professional, sp411.cc may as well be your nest. This site links to websites of various escorts and what’s even better is that there are forums where various motherfuckers agree to disagree about their personal experience with a certain escort.The threads are somewhat captivating with so much erotism; I guess no one can describe a woman’s nakedness better than a dickhead. Anyways...

TERB

TERB Forums aka Toronto & Ontario Escort Review Baord! Hmm, how to get your dick sucked in Canada? So, your work sends you off to Canada, in the middle of winter, and you’re sitting there in your hotel room with nothing better to do than sample the local maple syrup and catch the hockey game that you could give a fuck about. You sit there bored, trying to take your mind off the pressures of the client meeting for you early next morning. You need to relax…but how? What is there to do? That’s...

PERB

Pacific/Praries Escort Review Board! Because there are quite a lot of sites on the internet, it is quite impossible for me to review them all, and when it comes to escort and massage sites, perb.cc is supposed to cover all of that for me…or at least that’s what’s supposed to happen.The idea of the siteLike I already hinted, this site is supposed to be a place that contains various reviews of different sites related to escort services as well as massages. The site is in the form of a forum on...

Humaniplex

Are you looking to meet people and have some sexy fun with them? Well, you’re not going to do it from your man cave. That is unless you’re on the website Humaniplex.com which specializes in just that. You’ll meet plenty of people with similar interests as you and you can start meeting up with them and making some new memories right now! In the end, you’ll have to go outside, but before you do that why not take a minute to utilize the wonders of modern technology in order to find yourself the...

The Other Board

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OneBackpage

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Switter

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BedPage

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TNA Board? This next one is going to be a real dream come true to all you airport masturbators who love waiting in line, taking off your shoes and belt, and having some fat guy stare at your naked genitals and man-boobs through an x-ray scanner. Wait, hold on. I misread the site’s name. This is actually TNABoard. It has nothing to do with the TSA, but you can still use it to get your package groped by a firm, leather-clad hand.TNABoard.com has been around for a little over a decade, and they...

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Escort Index

Formerly under the domain name of Live Escort Reviews (LiveEscortReviews.com), EscortIndex has apparently made an attempt to rebrand themselves. Ever so slightly. The site itself doesn’t appear to have changed at all—it’s always been a searchable indexing site that gathers escort posts from all over the web, providing them in one convenient location. The only real difference is that now, with the new domain of escortindex.com, you have a much more accurate depiction of what to expect on the...

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Even though the first time I visited Adult Search I was not sure if this shit was just an Ad or what the fuck, but apparently, this is a legit place where you can meet escorts all over the world. Well, I am sure that you will find the escort cutie or dude you were searching for since Adult Search is actually just a search engine to help you find the escort who perfectly fits your needs.The site will literally just list different parts of the world that you can choose and get escorts just from...

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Looking for New Zealand Girls aka NZ escorts? I said it and I'll repeat it again folks; sex is a universal need that essentistes sites like New Zealand Girls aka NZGirls. A classy upmarket sort of sexy exotic escorts arena that provides you with company whenever or wherever you need it as long as it’s within NewZealand. While it might be a little too pricey than most, there is a good variation of services ie massage to exclusively erotic.Also, there are the distinctive traits that vary from one...

Escort Ireland

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Looking for Canadian escorts from Quebec or Montreal? Well, you’ve been watching porn now for, how long would you say, 10 years? 15? 20? More than 20? However long it has been for you, I think it’s probably fair to say that you’re ready for the big leagues now. You’ve studied probably hundreds of hours of pornographic material at this point … isn’t it about time that you put all of that knowledge and horniness to use? There are plenty of sites out there that can definitely help you out in this...

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Punter Net! If you’re from the UK and are in need of a website for punting, are you in for a treat today. Punter Net is a website where you can read and post reviews of escorts and see what the best options for you are when it comes to buying services from various prostitutes across the UK. And with its long-standing history of being an amazing website where you can get a lot of information from, you better believe that you’re going to be able to get a lot of use out of this website.The history...

Punter Planet

PunterPlanet is yet another website about luxury escorts. We've seen plenty so far. However, you're soon going to find out that this one is a little bit different. Not that it works in a different way or anything, rather, PunterPlanet looks like a lot of effort has been put into making it. You know that feeling, I'm sure. You make your way inside a website, and you're like "Damn this place looks like a hobo's asscrack." Plenty of escort websites are like that, but Punter Planet looks like Elon...

Escorts And Babes

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Scarlet Blue

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What can we find on Adult Work besides UK escorts? Well, this is just in: it is possible to do other things besides just masturbate all day long on the internet. Like what, you ask? Well, you don’t have to always watch porn every time you’re horny, you know. Sometimes you could try to make your own! Or maybe you could browse escorts in your area, see if you can’t land yourself some real-life pussy. I’m sure your hand would appreciate the break anyway. Or you could get real old-school with it...

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Eros Guide

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Eccie

If you came to see what eccie.net has to offer, then you already know that this is an escort review site, since it is listed under the escort category. However, that is definitely not enough for you to decide whether this place is actually a site you want to waste your time on, and that is where I come in. I am a pro when it comes to all things pornographic, and that also includes escorts, so if you are interested in hiring a hot escort beauty, then continue reading, otherwise just visit a...

Erotic Monkey

Escort reviews at "The Erotic Monkey", aka "Escort Monkey"? WTF? Is this some bestiality site, or what? Anyways, first things first; let’s face facts. There is a 99% chance that all you were going to do tonight before reading this article was jack off, eat something, and go to bed alone. It’s sad, but it’s true. I mean, that would be the easy thing to do, right? A hell of a lot easier than going out and trying to actually bang a chick. That takes time, probably money (to buy her drinks, etc.),...

Euro Girls Escort

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Escort Directory

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