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Escort News! I love porn as much as the next guy, but I will also be the first one to tell you, sometimes it just does not cut it. Most days I can get by, sure, by fapping to a number of the best porn tubes and premium paysites on the web. But some days, I just need something more. You can find the hottest porno ever made, the sexiest girls getting fucked in all your favorite positions, it will never ever come close to the real thing.
The way I see it, any sane person likely has a certain amount of money that he’s willing to pay each month for sexual needs. This includes money you spend on porn sites, sex toys, cam sites, etc. If you’re a particularly horny bastard, maybe you even budget it into your monthly finances. If you take girls out on dates with the hope of getting laid, yes, that money also counts towards this monthly amount. Go ahead, do a little quick math, calculate what you pay each month in the pursuit of cumming.
What was your number? $50? $100? More? Even if it’s less, try estimating what you might pay per year? I am willing to bet that it is more than you initially thought it would be. What I would recommend doing, especially if you’re going through a uniquely severe dry spell at the moment, is to set aside a certain amount that you would normally pay on taking girls out to dinner and drinks, to a show, etc., and setting that aside for a more surefire way to get some great pussy.
Yes, I am talking about escorts. When porn has failed you (you can only wank it to the same types of pornos day in and day out for so long before that grows old), the real thing is always only a couple of clicks and/or a phone call away. Maybe you’re not sold on the whole paying for sex thing. Well, just look at your pussy budget from before and tell me one thing: aren’t you already paying for sex as it is, even if it’s less direct? Why not just cut out the middle man and get some guaranteed pussy?
Paying for sex has never been easier than it is in the internet age. Luckily, there are plenty of sites out there that feature escort ads. Some even let you interact with the girl a bit before you call her over for services. Never before in the history of man has it been so simple to exchange money (or, I’m sorry, ‘donations’) for some primo pussy.
Top Notch Tits and Ass
There is one escort site out there that claims to be the “Ultimate escort directory,” according to the banner at the top of their home page, and that site is escortnews.eu. Escort News, however, has a bit of a misleading title. It isn’t so much going to provide you with news on your favorite escorts as much as it is going to give you the resources necessary to put you in contact with the sexiest girls in the game.
I’m talking top-notch, cream of the crop girls, too, not busted ass Kendra from down the way. The girls that you are going to find on Escort News are the hottest, classiest, most exclusive chicks out there. So, your pussy budget better be pretty high if you’re hoping to find a girl here.
Just to give you an idea of what I mean … we all watch porn. Obviously. Well, I conducted a quick search just of girls in New York City, and one of the first things that caught my eye was that one of my favorite porn stars, Jynx Maze had an ad on Escort News. Maybe you’ve seen her work? Anyway, she is one of the sexiest, most skilled Latina models in the adult entertainment industry right now, and she is extremely popular. If she is listed here, then you know all these girls must be equally incredible, or at the very least in her league.
Fun and Effective Site Design
As far as escort directories go, Escort News is very well designed. In fact, it is one of the few escort pages that I’ve seen that actually reflects the fun nature of the business that it caters to. That is the whole point, after all, in ordering an escort, isn’t it? To have a good time? Most escort indexes, however, do not factor that in when they design their sites.
This one, though, is bright and loud, with tons of high-quality thumbnails of beautiful escorts to choose from, from the moment you land on the home page. Up at the top of the page, there is a colorful banner with the Escort News logo sitting to the left of a topless girl (who, oddly enough, has had her head cut off by the framing … that’s a little strange, but I’m able to look past it, those tits are amazing). To the right of this, you’ll find a spot to log in, and below is a very thorough site menu bar.
Choose from Escorts, City Tours, New Arrivals, Agency Escorts, Independent, Travel Girls, Agencies, Boys, Trans, Cams, Reviews, and Classified Ads. Below that bar, you have even more options for navigating the site: Available for one on one Chat, Porn Stars, Duo, Couples, 100% Verified, Ebony Only, Fetish, and A-Level. One thing that I definitely love about this site so far is just how many options you have to choose from. When you order an escort, of course, your experience should be precisely what you want. And I respect that the website mirrors that level of customization, putting you in charge, first and last.
Scroll down the page a bit to find a list of VIP escorts. Much like a porn tube, you can also filter results immediately from the front page of the site. Just change a few parameters (Meeting For [incall/outcall]; Meeting With [genders]; Age; Height; Weight; Hair; Tits; Ethnicity). There’s even a convenient Reset button to start your search all over again with fresh eyes. No need to conduct a cumbersome search to find your girl. Escort News knows that when your horny, your horny, and they want to help you get your dick wet as soon as possible.
To the left of your search results, your list of girls, you have a sprawling list of countries to help you search by locality. Just click on your country and choose your area from a dropdown menu therein. I mean, let’s face it, we can’t all afford to fly Jynx Maze out to our home town. Some of us will just have to pick from the list of girls who are nearby. And if you live in a large enough city, you will be in luck.
However, if you live in the middle of nowhere (or even a smaller metropolitan area), you are shit out of luck. Unless, of course, you are within driving distance of one of the larger cities, Escort News will not be the site for you. This kind of sucks, I know, but, then again, if Escort News does, in fact, provide the best of the best, chances are these girls don’t live in the country. So, I can’t really count that against the site. It’s your fault, really. Just move to civilization, you inbred piece of shit!
Quality Control Through Reviews and Verification
Another thing that I love about Escort News, in addition to the fact that the site is designed well, and it is loaded with great features, is the fact that girls can be verified, and the site offers tons of reviews to browse before you make a decision. This is one of those things that you would just assume every escort index site would have on it, but you would be wrong. In fact, it is pretty rare for a site like this to provide any kind of vetting of the girls whatsoever. Most of them just post the ads and expect you to order at your own risk.
Personally, I think that’s kind of fucked-up. Depending on where you live, this could be some seriously risky business. I would definitely feel much better if I knew that A.) a girl had been verified by the site, and B.) that other guys have tried her out. It’s like paying for any service—you want to feel confident that what you’re paying for will be worth the money. I don’t know about you, but I definitely check out the reviews of a new restaurant before I try it. I don’t want to gamble on what I put in my body, so why the fuck would I want to gamble on what body I put myself in?
All in all, Escort News is an enormous escort index and review site. There are hundreds of amazingly beautiful, top-notch professional girls on there, some great features, plenty of quality control, and everything comes in a nice, well-designed package. If you’re thinking of splurging a bit sometime soon on some strange, definitely give Escort News a visit first.
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