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MyEscort.Network calls itself “The #1 Female Escort Directory!” It’s a bold brag with an exclamation point for emphasis, but I don’t know, they might be on to something. Their traffic has nearly doubled in the last couple months, with nearly 300,000 eager users hitting up the joint. The big question with a site like this is always how those user numbers break down. With any luck, a good chunk of those thousands are escorts actively hawking their services on the platform, but there’s really only one way to find out for sure.
The site’s been around for about a year now, which is arguably some mark of quality; you wouldn’t believe how many adult sites pop up and disappear before they can even get any traction. Perhaps part of their formula for success is their global level of inclusion; this female escort directory has listings from all around the world. While it may be called My Escort Network, it aims at being mine, being yours, and being anybody else’s, too, depending on everybody’s needs. I’m always up for getting laid, so I decided to see if they had any babes listed in my neck of the woods.
Whose Escort Network Is My Escort Network?
Like most hooker directories on the internet, MyEscort Network keeps it pretty simple with the presentation. The front page is almost all text, save for the logo in the top corner and a few scattered icons here and there. A couple ads for Ashley Madison slip through my adblocker near the top and bottom of the page, but they’re small and don’t feel intrusive. On the contrary, it’s a nice, clean, and welcoming layout. One of the first things you’ll see is a City menu and Keywords search bar, so you can jump right into it if you’re ready.
Alternately, they devote most of the front page to a menu breaking down the whole world into neat, browsable chunks. The United States has the most listings, broken down by state and city. It’s a surprisingly deep list, including smaller cities like Komomo, Indiana alongside the Chicagos, New Yorks and San Franciscos of the world. I can’t help noticing there’s no distance filter, though. Given that most people are willing to drive a bit to get some action, those distance filters can save you a lot of time searching through the different location listings.
The other big sections on MyEscort.Network are Canada and Europe, again broken down by country or province and then city. They don’t have quite as many cities listed as in the United States section, but it’s still a healthy range of cities all around the globe. You can get laid in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Madrid, Spain, or Den Haag in the Netherlands. Hell, if you’ve got the cash for it, you can easily become a globe-trotting slut humper, banging professional whores on a world tour of paid sex. Too bad they don’t list any Asian countries, huh?
Perusing the Local Neighborhood Sluts
I’m technically in the Chicago suburbs today, but given the way MyEscort Network breaks down the locations, it’s easiest to start my search in the Chicago section of the site. Holy fuck, my dudes. The first truly impressive discovery of my visit was when I saw just how many listings were available. If you’re in or near a major metropolitan area, you should have hundreds or even thousands of escort profiles/ads to choose from. The current count for Chicago stands at nearly 2500. Obviously, if you’re way the fuck out in the sticks, you may have less luck in your particular hood. Again, that’s why I like to see those distance filters on escort sites.
To be entirely honest, I’d say that one of My Escort Network’s biggest weak points is the general lack of filters. I love the sites that let you dial in body types, preferences, kinks and other elements, similar to what you find on a good webcam sex site. With 2500 profiles to sift through, a few filters would really help me narrow down the selection.
Hopefully they implement some of those filters at some point. In the meantime, the keyword search bar does do a decent job helping you sort through the posts. A quick search for BBW turned up 87 Chicago escorts with a little more cushion for the pushin’, 14 chicks selling BDSM experiences, 20 local MILFs and 8 girls with the word “Blowjob” listed somewhere in their post.
I was in a mood to smash a prostitute with Big Tits, so that’s what I typed into the search bar. That brought back 132 escorts in Chicago, which seemed like a more manageable number. The trouble was, once I started looking at the profiles, I realized the site isn’t getting posts as rapidly as I’d hoped. Only a handful of those Big Tits ads were posted in the last week.
I went back to the full, non-keyword list of Chicago escorts. Turns out, the section gets about a dozen new listings posted every day. That ain’t terrible. It’s good that the site is getting new listings every day, but that’s a light number for such a big city on a site like this. That means most of those 2500 posts are a little stale. Just because a post is old doesn’t mean the escort ain’t going to respond, but your chances are a hell of a lot lower than if she just posted her listing today. That’s just how these things work.
Getting Laid on My Escort Network
The good news is that, among those recent local listings on MyEscort Network, there are a fair number of hotties. I love the range of women, from big-titted blondes to athletic brunettes to thick-ass PAWGs with bright dyed orange hair. A 24-year-old massage therapist with red hair and a pretty face caught my eye at the top of the page, where she’d paid to get a VIP Escort listing.
This chick is available for incall and outcall service, and lists services like Nuru massage, deep tissue and trigger point work. You don’t have to register or sign in to view contact information, so her phone number is clearly listed if I want to schedule an appointment. I decided to browse a little bit more.
That first profile I viewed had a nice cleavage shot, but that was it. The thing is, MyEscort Network allows explicit pics, and lots of them. The next ad I viewed, an independent escort, had a nice handful of shots showing her pretty face, succulent ass and big tatas. I wish she listed prices, but I guess we’ll just have to hammer out the details if I decide to hit her up. I’m definitely leaning towards this one tonight.
As I was browsing the local listings, I got a fair amount of spam slipping through my adblocker, usually as I clicked through to a profile. Half the time, it’d open a new tab with Ashley Madison instead of showing me the real listing. It was a mild inconvenience.
My bigger complaint about the site is that, as of this writing, they don’t have any reviews. More and more escort directories are including review sections these days, and it’s become one of the biggest features I look for. I don’t like buying anything off the internet without hearing some third-party opinions, whether I’m paying for a new brand of lube or to have a fat lady step on my balls in a pair of stripper shoes. Hopefully they roll the feature into the site at a later date, because it would make the whole setup even more useful.
That said, I didn’t run into any issues with MyEscort Network that I felt were dealbreakers. At the end of the day, all you really need for a successful escort directory is a nice crop of escorts offering up their services on the platform. My Escort Network has thousands of listings in the bigger cities, making it a good place to see who’s selling wherever you are this evening. It doesn’t cost anything and you don’t need to sign up to browse, so it wouldn’t hurt to see who’s available where you live.
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