SP411 free porn video
If you are one of those freaks willing to go to any extremes to get yourself sexually satisfied at a cost and by a professional, sp411.cc may as well be your nest. This site links to websites of various escorts and what’s even better is that there are forums where various motherfuckers agree to disagree about their personal experience with a certain escort.
The threads are somewhat captivating with so much erotism; I guess no one can describe a woman’s nakedness better than a dickhead. Anyways am not the one who said birds of the same feather should flock together, they just do and I will not even be surprised if your heart is content to joining this wolf pack. After all, truth be told some women are just depressing in bed while others leave you guessing whether they were just born with an innate ability to please a man.
Statistics
sp411.cc is a Netherlands reviews cuddling services boards site with a global traffic rank of 345, 224 in the world. Roughly, the site receives 2439 unique visitors per day 9756 page views. As per the time of writing this review, there were a total of 205,025 posts, 1121769 and 65,118 members. The highest number of users online on this site was 6581 on March 30th to be exact at 10:37 AM.
Site design and navigation
The site' s layout is totally fucked up at a distance you might even think its some Christmas party with lots of shiny banners all gobbling to get the users attention. I am not promising you will not click on a wrong link with this kind of bullshit all over the site; I even advice you take precarious measures lest you catch some virus or bug. Like seriously, don’t these meatheads care about users experience or even the at least their data security?
They have arranged their shit in the form of cards which would have looked neat were it not for the bridging banners. As for the color combinations, the site seems like a goddamned rainbow with various pop-up colors from the banners. On the top right of the homepage is an advanced search engine and you don’t have to think twice over what to search for. Popular search terms have been outlined for you, some of them include; best massage parlours, big boobs, Asian, brunettes, big ass, ebony, spinner, straps on and many others. You must agree with me that it’s very thoughtful indeed.
Cuddling services
Well, I don’t know why name this shit cuddling but I can tell you they is no point sugar coating shit. Cuddling is for babies unless you consider those professional hoes your mamas when you are sucking their plastic tits. There are links to diverse escorts, call girls or cuddlers whichever fuckin' name you choose to call them. Am talking about independent cuddlers, cuddler’s agencies, and cuddling parlours. Just interacting with other freaks in the forums you will certainly know whose ass deserves your hard earned money.
Luckily for you, these expensive whores link you to their detailed web pages with profiles. Among the information provided include their physical features, age, photo galleries, rates and services and what have you. To paint you a clear picture I was particularly impressed by one petite blonde who not only describes herself, rates, contact information, and stuff, but goes ahead to clarify on the following concerns; preferred outfits, how she prefers to be contacted, favourite colours, photos, toys, how she prefers to be treated, lighting, fixed rates and drugs. So fuckin' hilarious and at the same time informative!
Forums
There are numerous forums available for member’s interaction all under a certain classification. These include: SP411 Nationwide; private forums (SP lounge); Discussions theatre (members introduction, hotels/ motels, etc.); Cuddling agencies and massage parlours; independent cuddlers and Service provider announcements (dancers, drivers, hiring, special promotion parties, and contests, etc.)
Ontario – General forums consist of the following threads; GTA out cuddling calls, shemales, GTA massage, and Ontario strip clubs. The rest of the fuckin forums threads are individual and are based on provinces. Some of them include; British Colombia, Manitoba, Newfoundland, and Labrador, Nova Scotia, Yukon (all Canadian provinces escorts). There is a menu bar on top of where all these forums are listed in the case that you would love to dive indirectly.
Also, there is an icon legend section that contains the following; unread forum posts, the forums closed for posting, forums categories, and forum links. I guess any active member would find this section particularly helpful.
What’s going on
This is some sort of site news section that keeps you in the loop on the following; how many users are online (members and guests), the day's top posters, who have birthdays on the very day you are viewing, a review statistics board and the name of the latest member.
Membership
Signing up for a user account is a free but fuckin' long process but may be worth it. At least filling in your birthday date is worth it because there is a section below the homepage where members with birthdays are listed. However, the rest of the details are fuckin' bullshit especially that you fill in some details twice, and even prove that you are not a robot.
What I like about the site
It's like some sort of ultimate cuddling ‘escorts’ services diverse market where there are various links to independent escorts, those under agencies as well as parlours. Also there mere privilege of reading members feedback is something every motherfucker should be grateful for. Am sure nobody wants to pay handsomely for shoddy services.
Also, these folks have tried to smoothen the navigation process by including numerous sorting features including tags and most importantly an advanced search engine to help meatheads like you easily get to your desired content faster.
What I hate about the site
Did I tell you that the first thing you notice when you get to the site is that it looks like a confused rainbow stacked up with shit to a point you feel like if it were human, it could just throw up? Well, I meant every bit of it. There are lots of glittering, colorful banners between content cards that absolutely steal away from you the delight of having a neat site. Also signing up for membership is a lengthy bullshit process.
Besides, there is the chance of endangering your personal data as you try hard enough to juggle in between legit links and banner links. What a shame actually, you folks must be totally full of bullshit! Also, there are no photos just lots of forum threads, I wouldn’t even want to imagine how boring the site would appear to be were the colorful banners not in place.
Suggestions that I have for the site
I have been to sites with lots of advertising, but I must tell you one thing; these motherfuckers have clearly overdone it. Cut that crap! Take it from me; there are better ways to make extra bucks than those.
Make your sign up process straightforward, for heaven's sake we are way past telling people to prove they are not robots. All people one is something short for something sweet.
Stop bombarding us with lots of shit that some of which we would not in a million years find fascinating. You've got the neatness idea, but arranging your content in the form of cards became bullshit when for instance; you listed down all the fuckin' forums and threads. Again, was it even necessary?
Use attractive colors for the background and at least include some photo thumbnails; the colors used for the background are pale and yet there are no photo thumbnails to make the site look more vibrant. Nobody loves an ugly site, folks, and yet yours is an absolute nightmare.
Conclusion
It doesn’t matter whether you are a sick pervert who enjoys escort services from time to time or a first timer seeking to explore that niche. sp411.cc is the site to be at. There are lots of expert whores to stick your dick into, whether you prefer those under agencies, independent ones or even visiting parlors. And you know what, it doesn’t matter whether they refer to it as cuddling or escort services, it’s the same delightful shit. Join the community, get to share experiences as well as interact in various forums including movies and music. There is just so much fun to be had on this fuckin' bannered motherfucker.
Kaidence
- 06.03.2023
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