Naughty Kingdom
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Byleth
Jeralts mercenaries had just gotten reports about a bunch of kids being attacked by bandits. Jeralt and byleth didn't hesitate for a second, grabbed their weapons and ran to the students aid. There was a lot of bandits, they probably thought they could defeat the students if they had larger numbers, but they didn't take the mercenaries into account.
Byleth swung her sword around, killing the bandits mercilessly, just like her father taught her. Even though she was a cold-blooded mercenary, Byleth was graceful in her moves. Her opal blue hair flowed along with the wind as she performed the dance of death, her sapphire eyes piercing her enemies before her sword did. Aside from her armored forearms and big cloak, her clothes looked very elegant. She was wearing a white choker with a golden trinket hanging down over her chest. A tight chest-piece hugged her slender stomach and held her bosom up. It was short enough to show of her midriff. She also wore black shorts and see-through tights with a beautiful pattern, and to top it all of, shining black leather boots.
In the middle of the battle, one of the students, a blonde regal looking man, shouted;
"We can't seem to find Edelgard! She was with us at the camp a few minutes ago!" he exclaimed, while fending of another bandit.
"Byleth, you go look for the missing student and I'll take care of the rest of the bandits!" her father, Jeralt spoke with a strong determined voice.
Byleth just nodded, as the silent protagonist she was, and began sprinting into the deeper parts of the forest, looking for the missing student called 'Edelgard'.
After following the trail for a while, the sound of the battle faded behind her. Fortunately for Byleth, that is what helped her pick up other sounds. She heard grunting and the voice of a woman screaming. Running through the bushes, she saw something that made her stop, a cold shiver running through her entire body.
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