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PornWex free porn video
Porn Wex! There are hundreds of thousands of porn sites on the internet. And with those kinds of numbers, you would expect very few things to be missing, but much is still lost.
I’m not speaking about niche fetishes or creative scenarios. I’m talking about passion for the game, baby. So many porn websites are created by designers concerned about money first and porn last. They don’t analyze or curate the content. As long as it’s TNA, somebody will watch it, and they can get the pennies in ad revenue.
It is a rare occurrence when I find a porn website that I sense passion emanating from. But, if someone has a love for porn, it shows. They go that extra mile to ensure the user experience is not just solid but golden. Pornwex has done that.
You know a product is good when the owners use their brand. I get a sense that the Pornwex guys jerk off on their site all the time. It’s a constant, continuing quality control test that ends in cum. If factories allowed cum to be an integral part of the manufacturing process, we would be living in The Jetsons by now. You have to work with the flow, not against it.
Pornwex has the aesthetic of a black-tie affair. Prepare your monocle and tails, you trashy fucks. A major part of achieving that look is the stark lack of ads. That’s right; I’m talking no ads! It’s a bit insane. I believe the word for how it makes me feel is joyful.
There is a long, prominent search bar sitting up top. I’m not sure when the habit of creating search bars tiny and tucked away began, but it’s annoying. Continuing downward is a succinct menu with the options Latest, Top Rated, Most viewed, Categories, Sites, and Models.
Running down the left side is a second menu with the top ten categories, sites, and models listed for quick access. Everything else on the homepage is thumbnails. The screenshots used for the thumbnails have more pixels than you do sperm cells. So you can get yourself a good eyeful before you dive in.
The video viewing pages are my favorite aspect of Pornwex; all the right information is displayed. A small menu sits below the video screen. Its default setting shows the basics of the content; Length, views, when it was submitted, who sponsored it, tags, and the models. It’s all clickable, so if you want to see more of a dumb slut, it’s easy to find.
You can also view more screenshots from this menu. They show three to five images throughout the video. I find this super convenient and hope more porn sites adopt the method.
Sharing is Caring
If you are a man of the people and want the world to know about what made you nut today, sharing is made easy. Links, BB codes, and embed codes with size options are listed for easy access. Send some porn to your family via Facebook. Family is so important, and you only get one.
While Pornwex displays related videos, they also reveal more videos by the actress and the sponsor. Navigating the place is made so simple. It’s soured me for the chaos that is on many porn websites.
Great Search Bar
The search is a close second to my favorite shit about this place. Type whatever keywords into the bar, and next to the results is a menu you can use to select what categories you want to search in. For example, if you searched for tits but now want to see MILF tits, check the MILF box. This is huge. Once again, every porn website should have that shit.
Visitors to Pornwex share its sense of class. You’re not going to find a shit-smeared Tinkerbell getting her asshole popped open like a can of orange soda. The top three categories are quaker compared to much of the fair I review. 1. Pornstars 2. Brunette 3. Blonde. Now to be fair, it’s not the Amish visiting Pornwex. Anal, teens, and hardcore all make their way into the top ten. We are all still animals, after all.
Best Sites to Watch
I have to agree with people’s assessment of the best sites to watch. 1. Legalporno 2. Pornmegaload 3. Nubiles. For those not familiar, don’t worry; Legalporno is full of only legal porn. So fear not, good sir. Pornmegaload, on the other hand, is precisely what it sounds like. No need for further description.
Nubiles is one of my favorite porn producers on earth. The bitches are always nines and tens. The cameras are ultra HD, and they know all the angles and tricks to get a great shot. Unfortunately, not enough is said about the importance of camera work when shooting porn. I want angles where I can see ass, tits, and pussy all at once. My lizard brain may be stupid, but it can multitask when it comes to private parts.
Don’t Break my Penis
The top models are where the veneer of vanilla starts to chip. In the number one spot is Ariel X. This bitch does not fuck around. She could pick me up and snap me over her knee like Bain did Batman. So much of her content on Pornwex is wrestling. Sometimes it never even comes to fucking. What’s not wrestling is BDSM-focused. Lots of tieing up and cum torture.
In second place is Cecelia Taylor. She is the polar opposite of Ariel. She is tiny, skinny, small titted, and looks like she would die in a wrestling match. Yet, she was dropped on earth for one thing and one thing only, making cocks spill cum. I call that the Lord’s work. It takes all kinds to make this world go around.
Blake blossom rounds out the top three. She is a hot blonde fuck doll with a heartbeat. Recently, she has been getting used and abused by a host of sites. Teen Curves, Bang Bros, team Skeet, Tiny4K, and Penthouse Gold have all gotten a piece of that ass. She turns my balls into tiny raisinettes.
Checking out a site’s top-rated is like checking its temperature. There are a bunch of videos with a rating of 100%. I’ll pick some of my personal favorites out of the fray.
If you have never experienced HuCows, short for human cows, you are missing out. No one knows that they want to see bitches getting milked like a cow until they do. As it turns out, that shit is incredible. I wish I could reach through the screen and get my hands on a fresh glass of titty milk still warm from the teat. Shit, didn’t I suggest this place had some class earlier? Class only goes so far in the realm of fucking, I guess.
Jerking Off Makes Me Hungry
On that note, have you ever seen a woman reach into a transvestite’s asshole like it’s a can of pringles? It’s truly a sight to behold. I had to hit 7-11 and get myself some cheddar flavor the moment after I came. I will never look at gloves that go above the elbow the same again.
The most viewed category gets back to some more classic fare. The leader of the pack is “Big Adrenaline,” featuring Melany. It’s a French film (I told you the place has class) about Mel getting double-teamed in the woods. To add another level of pedigree, they fuck next to a roman statue. Did the video crew bring the statue? Can one fuck the statue? Is there such a thing as a statue fetish? We may have to wait for “Big Adrenaline 2” to get answers.
Are you even an actual porn site if you don’t have CastingCouch? I say no. Case in point, CastingCouch Vivian is the second most-watched video on Pornwex right now. Vivian is a long, slender, well-endowed bitch with a mouth that says, “Dick, please.” Don’t worry, we got you boo-boo. Open wide.
Coming up in third is “Butts In Sync” with Luna Star and Kissa sins. It could also be called “Stick Your Whole Hand in my Ass and then Fuck it Please.” That title is a bit clunky, though. Her asshole must have needed a sandwich and a cigarette after that brutal pounding. I sure as shit did.
There is so much good to say about Pornwex. They put together one of my favorite porn sites I’ve come across. The two of us have become very close. Of course, my wife is jealous, but I remind her she could never compete with the shittiest porn, let alone the best. Unfortunately, that didn’t seem to help.
To err is human, so everything can’t be perfect on Pornwex, but I struggle to find the mistakes. One of the actor gentlemen has a large Joker tat on his thigh. That’s pretty douchy. Almost no one comments on the videos. Well, I don’t want to hear what you fucks have to say anyway.
Pornwex is about as close to perfect as can be. Grab your dick lotion and sprint to your computer ASAP. You have work to do.
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