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PornoGO free porn video
Where’d the Porno GO? That’s what I asked myself this morning as the clever Starbucks baristas figured out how to kick me off the WiFi for whacking off at the counter again. Hey, it’s all good because I’m a resourceful motherfucker. Now I’m just watching that dirty smut on my phone. Sure, the screen’s a little smaller, but I just found another free porn site to waste the rest of the day shaking my dick at. Hold onto your ding-dongs, friends, because this ain’t your typical half-ass sex tube.
I see new porn tubes coming through my inbox damn near every single fucking day. Not all of them make the cut here at ThePornDude, because I don’t want to point you masturbators toward some sketchy, spammy shithole with lo-fi videos and a million popups. I really expected PornoGO.tv to be another regular ol’ free tube, but wait until you see their gimmick. This is a free site where you can watch multiple pornos at once. That’s great news for a guy who’s snorted as much crushed Viagra as I have this morning, so without any further ado, let’s get into it!
Millions of Pornos to Go
The PornoGO.tv domain has been around for a few years now, but the site's current incarnation started taking off at the beginning of the year. Their traffic graph is an ever-ascending hill, their userbase steadily building as people find out about the joint. I feel like I’m a few months late to the party, but at least I brought a bucket of lube and my trademark PornDude attitude. Sometimes it’s cool to be fashionably late.
Anyway, porn sites usually take a minute to mature, and I think I’ve stopped by at just the right time. According to the search bar at the top of the screen, PornoGo has 1,840,754 dirty movies to choose from. That’s nearly two million pornos you don’t have to pay a goddamn cent for. Even the most active fapper is going to have a hard time cranking their way through the whole stash.
I usually like to follow up the volume factoids with some stat about how often a porn site updates, but it’s hard to tell with the unusual setup they’ve got here. I know new shit is hitting the catalog constantly, though. Do you know how I know? They’re collecting smut from some of the biggest, most popular free tubes out there. If you click the Sites button in the PornoGO header, you’ll find the list: Eporner, Pornhub and XVideos. I’m sure you frequent masturbators are really familiar with all of them, but if not, give them a test spank or read my writeups here at ThePornDude. (Spoiler alert: these are among my favorite free sources of fap fodder.)
What Are We Fapping to Today?
I’ve reviewed porn aggregator sites that index the videos on every goddamn free tube they can find. Porno Go could have gone a similar route, but I like how they’ve chosen to focus on just a few of the best in the business. Including content from these three sites comes with a few massive benefits, one of which is that there’s a whole, wide fucking range of X-rated content.
Case in point: the front page is a smorgasbord of diverse smut, from a stepmom interrupting her son’s fap session to give him some hands-on experience, to a sexy exotic chick getting a creampie for Christmas, to a foot-fetish-infused three-way amateur scene shot in a hotel room. That’s just in the top two rows, my dudes! Scrolling down, we find workouts gone sexy, lesbian scissoring and pussy eating, Latinas getting titty fucked and even some of those all-too-rare Indian pornos.
And just who’s doing all that fucking, that sucking, that cock riding and dick massaging and sperm catching? I think most of you already know the answer: there are big-name pornstars all over the fucking place. They’ve got Alix Lynx getting drilled from behind, Autumn Falls sopping up cum with her cunt, Britney Amber bent over a kitchen sink with a dick inside of her, and Lana Rhoades doing some beautiful stretches to get limbered up for the pounding she’s about to receive.
On the same note, a ton of these videos are put out by the most famous studios and paysites in the business. PornoGo.tv’s front page features content from Brazzers, Property Sex, Reality Kings, Bang Bros, Blacked, Mofos and Family Strokes, just to name a small handful. Given the sources, about a third of it is full-length porno scenes running half an hour or more, while the rest are those shorter sample scenes you usually find on the free tubes. Either way, it all adds up to an ungodly amount of free pornography.
Porno Go has some well-organized directories for their Pornstars, Tags and Categories, so it’s easier to jump to the content you’re looking for. I do wish they included a Studios page in case you’ve got a particular brand that always does it for you, but it’s definitely not a dealbreaker. The place is laid out well, so you shouldn’t have an issue finding your preferred wank material.
A Whole Video Wall of Porno
Man, I’ve been talking up all the different content on Porno Go so much that I’ve barely even mentioned that gimmick of theirs. This is the thing that I think really sets them apart from other free porn tubes out there. It’s not uncommon to find a picture-in-picture mode on some of the higher-end free porn sites out there, but PornoGO.tv takes it to another level.
I didn’t quite understand how it worked when I first found the site, but it revealed itself to me in a most spectacular and fapworthy way. I clicked a front-page thumbnail of Nikole Nash riding a dick, which brought me to the video’s page on PornoGO. (I actually got to meet Nikole recently over at PornDudeCasting, where she sucked my dick and I piledrove her pussy before giving her a facial creampie.) At first, I wondered why the related videos were so fucking big, taking up most of the page while the video I was watching got relegated to a little box in the top corner.
While the movie was playing, though, I got a hankering for a closer look at a Kyler Quinn thumbnail on the screen. I clicked it and another video player opened up beneath the Nikole Nash movie. Another click and I was watching three movies at once, rolling Haley Reed into the mix. I got yet another movie running, this one starring the beautiful and talented Jewelz Blu.
At the top of the screen, you’ll find buttons to bring it back to a single video or to close them all, making the whole thing easier to manage without getting overwhelmed. If you really want to get the most out of the site, pick out a few good videos and then click the Full Screen button, which drops the thumbnails and spreads those scenes out across the screen in a more watchable way.
It’s a fucking cool gimmick, especially for you ADD-addled perverts who can never quite decide what to beat off to. This takes some of the guesswork out of the equation because you don’t have to choose just one.
The only real downside I saw to the Porno Go setup were some weird little quirks with the interface that would pop up from time to time. Sometimes the wall of thumbnails would start shaking like fucking crazy, making me feel like I was having a seizure. Tweaking the zoom or the window size would sometimes solve the issue; other times I’d have to refresh the page or go back to the front to make it stop. This kept happening to me in Chrome, though you may have better luck with a different browser. In any case, it’s a fairly young site, so hopefully, they work the bug out soon.
PornoGO.tv is a nice source of free porn, but what really sets them apart is that multi-video setup they’ve got. If you’ve ever wanted to hit up the Electronics section at Wal-Mart and put a different porno on every screen, this is probably as close as you’re going to come without getting arrested. I recommend a look, even if you’ve never really considered watching half a dozen dirty movies at once. Who knows? You may find a new favorite way of jacking off.
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