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Who are the Video Celebs they’re talking about over at VideoCelebs.net? Could it be Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Gordon Ramsay, or the midget from Game of Thrones? Come on, folks—the joint wouldn’t be getting 7 million visitors a month if all they had were famous ugly people with their clothes on. I mean, shit, just look at the contextual clues, like where you’re reading this review. My whole site is devoted to helping you bust a really satisfactory nut in your spare time, which is why this celeb site caught my eye in the first place.
Just like you’ve certainly guessed by now, VideoCelebs is a free site that collects pics and videos of famous naked chicks in TV and movies. So many celebrity nude sites these days seem to have shifted their focus from the starlets of our classic fap fantasies to the new wave of famous internet chicks. As much as I love those OnlyFans and Insta sluts, I’ve always been a fan of cranking it to hot actresses in their sexiest scenes. So let’s see what kind of fun I can find inside.
Check Out These Video Celebs
VideoCelebs was registered in 2016. That doesn’t sound like a super long time ago, but time moves funny on the internet. The layout actually looks a bit older than that, with the whole thing built on a simple blog format. Most free porn sites these days are tubes, and I seem to review yet another one every day, but blogs are still around because they’re efficient as fuck. I’ve always liked the newest-first presentation, with front-page previews that ideally lead to a bigger, fuller post on the other side.
They’re taking full advantage of that format to show off these Video Celebs. I clicked on the newest post, represented on the front page with a big screengrab of an older broad with her tits out from an old French flick called En un Motel Nadie Duerme. A lesser blog would just feature the video behind the link. But there’s a full-on post about it, including a brief synopsis, a shitload of screengrabs, tags, social media features, and of course, the embedded video.
I checked a few more of those new posts out front, and it was a similar story every time, with plenty of pics and tags for every post. One thing I like immediately, besides the wealth of celebrity fap fodder, is how well organized this place is. They’ve made it easy as hell to browse and search by including so much info. One of my biggest pet peeves are sites that skip the tagging or do a shitty job at it, leaving you blue-balled as you desperately try to find that bit of smut that does it for you. VideoCelebs.net fucking nails the organization right off the bat.
Digging Deep into the Pile
That killer organization extends to a few different indexes they’ve built for flipping through the piles. For one thing, there’s an absolutely massive list of thousands of celebrities. And just scrolling through really quickly, I noticed fappable broads like Alyssa Milano, Mila Kunis, and Felicity Jones. The list is so jam-packed full of famous chicks that I didn’t even recognize most of them, which is something I’ll get to in a minute here.
Likewise, they’ve also got big, browsable lists of Movies and TV shows. Unfortunately, they’re a little unwieldy, each contained on an unbroken page of names, so be prepared to do some scrolling to find whatever you’re looking for, be it Mad Men, Spartacus, X-Men, or Oldboy. I recognize a few network TV shows and movies I remember with only partial nude scenes, which means you will find a mix of content. Personally, I prefer the full-frontal stuff, which they’ve helpfully provided a tag for.
Again, as I scroll through the TV and Movies lists, I only recognize a title here or there. What’s the fucking deal with that? It’s not like I’m a weird-ass reclusive oldster with no connection to the culture around me. Well, it has to do with the broad focus VideoCelebs.net has taken. So many Fappening sites stick mainly to American actresses or chicks who have gotten famous with Yankee audiences, but these guys have Video Celebs from around the world.
This might be a turnoff for the flag-bangers who think the world revolves around them and want to see their favorite famous bitches immediately without any clicking. There are literally dozens of people who don’t live in the United States, though, and I’m guessing that the international scope they’ve adopted here has earned them a much bigger worldwide following than they’d otherwise have.
Anyway, sex is a universal human language. I don’t care what gibberish they’re speaking as long as the boobies look good and the simulated humping turns me on. One of the things I love about “foreign” films (from the perspective of an American) is that they often include considerably more graphic content than what US audiences are comfortable with. Check out Caroline Ducey jerking off a real dick in Romance (1999) or Macarena Gomez getting one stuffed in her pussy in La Hora Del Bano. You’re simply not going to find a mainstream American flick with that kind of explicit, real sex.
And if you’re not sure where to start, I recommend checking out the VideoCelebs Popular Videos and Top Rated Videos. Those are standard ways of reshuffling the collection on tubes but seen considerably less often on blogs, so these guys really are killing it at every step. If that isn’t enough for you, you can also browse the collection by year or decade. They add a fair amount of older content, including a bunch of ‘80s stuff on the front page, but the entire archive goes all the way back to the 1950s.
Fresh Naked Celebs Every Day
Now, based on how popular VideoCelebs.net is, I assumed from the start that they were adding content all the time. You don’t earn and keep that kind of traffic if your site is stale. And once I started checking the dates on the post, it proved what I expected and more: they’re adding multiple new Video Celebs every day.
I’m reviewing the site on a Monday morning, and they’ve already added a nice handful of videos with accompanying pics. There’s that French motel movie I mentioned, a recent Hungarian flick called Apro Mesek, Lucile Jaillant getting fucked in an episode of White House Farm, Laura Linney naked in The Life of David Gale, and a r*pe scene from 1983’s The Passing. All in all, not a bad start to the week!
One of yesterday’s new additions to VideoCelebs.net caught my eye with a fully naked and gorgeous Spanish chick standing naked with a big bush in front of some fancy fucker in a suit. It’s a bit of vintage material from a 1980 film called El Erotico Enmascarado, which I’ve never heard of but made me hard as a rock as I scrolled through the thumbnails.
I hit the Play button on the embedded video player. It starts with some pretty girls playing basketball in a gym when the suit guy walks in. Ninety seconds later, they go into the locker room. The dude acts nervous as the first chick takes her clothes off, but he’s soon hiding in the shower with her, so all the other naked chicks don’t see him. The dude gets all wet, but this chick’s muff is only a few inches from his face, and she’s way the fuck out of his league. Forty years later, I bet that guy still whacks off thinking about this scene. (Assuming he’s still alive and his dick still works, that is.)
My only real complaint about VideoCelebs is that I wish it were easier to download the videos. You tech-savvy nerds might be able to figure it out, but there’s no Download button to simplify the process. Most of you will just have to bookmark your favorites and come back when you need your fix, which honestly isn’t a big deal. It’s pretty standard on a lot of porn sites.
VideoCelebs.net might not have the flashiest layout, but what they lack in sparkle, they more than make up for in the quality of their collection. It’s a big international stash with nude and sex content from around the world, and the whole thing is organized really well, so you can skip right to the stuff that gets you all hard and drippy.
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