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Mom Son Memes! I remember it like it was yesterday. The grasses were verdant, the flowers in bloom, and the trees fruited. The sun shone in the sky like a gemstone. Clouds passed gently, providing moments of respite from the glow of our sun. Whether people were on their way to work or play, they still scurried about wearing broad smiles. Everyone could feel the joy in the air.
Little did they know that soon life would change. That just around the corner, the demons of suffering and agony had been biding their time for years. These demons were known as your Mom and your Sister. “What do you mean, Mister Porndude? I love my mother and siblings. Seeing them should only increase my joy and therefore yours.” No sir. In fact, it is your love for family that disturbs me so. It has ruined my peace. What I had mistaken for plutonic, familial love had been you wanting to fuck your family this entire time.
How ignorant of me. I’m the fucking Porndude. I should know better than anyone that everything boils down to sex. That the only real motivation anyone has is to be fucking as much as possible. What a silly fool I was.
Oh, sure, it started slow. Videos would weasel their way out of true extremity using words like “step” and “removed.” But I have no step-siblings, so I thought to myself, “well, as a young man, had an attractive young lady moved into my house, I may have wanted to fuck her at first. Eventually, though, once you have lived together for a while and you’ve smelled each other’s shit and dirty feet, you cease to become strangers and become siblings.”
But, it didn’t take long for “step” to be thrown out the window and replaced by full-blown incest. Whatever civility there may have been regarding the matter has been lost long ago. I never knew people only attended family reunions in the hopes an orgy breaks out. Here we are today. After ten years of watching incest gain popularity, I finally get it. I’m finally a convert. I want to fuck my Mom.Mrs. Porndude
I already called my Mom to give her the good news. “Hey Ma, guess what? When I visit home for the New Year, I’m going to dick you down like Dad used to do in the seventies. I was thinking I could have the head of my cock hovering your labia until, at the stroke of midnight, I deep dick you like a plumbers snake. Dad always falls asleep by ten anyways. When was the last time you felt the veiny ribs of a young man’s shaft pressed against your dusty cooter? Dad barely works up a half chub these days. Trust me, I know. I’ve seen him try.”
“What’s wrong? I only saw him try because I was watching you two attempt fucking”
“No, it wasn’t anything weird. I was innocently masturbating into your collection of Christmas-themed nesting dolls.”
“Yes, correct. That’s why you can’t get them to open anymore.”
“Put them in a bag of rice. They’ll be fine.”
“Well, that trick got the cum out of my phone.”
“What am I supposed to do? Not jerk off while watching the video I took of you and Dad?”
“Yeah, I imagine other people saw it, considering it was live-streamed on both Twitch and Instagram. But, I mean, it wasn’t even my cum that got all over my phone.”
“It was Grandpas”
“I know he’s dead. His last dying wish was that I never forget him. So I figured if with his dying breath he came into my phone’s charging port while watching his daughter squirt, I would never forget that moment, and therefore him.”
“Aww, and you’re a good Mom.”
“Okay, love you, too. I’ll see you soon.”
No, that didn’t fucking happen, and I’m not a convert. But, I suppose that I have been numbed to the point I can objectively review these sites while only silently judging you in my mind. It is with this spirit I approach Momsonmemes.
I have to admit I like the overall look of the place. It’s sharp and familiar while still keeping loose and doing its own thing. The thumbnails look like magazine articles, and I enjoy their off-kilter display. It’s something different from the ridged rows we are all used to.
There are two separate menus. The first runs along the top and has the options ThePornDude (That guy’s a dick), Memes, Stories, Gifs, Games, Blog, Search, Profile, and Upload. There is also a drop-down menu included with access to the store, exclusives, and video memes.
The second menu is just below and has the options Games, Indian mom son memes, Stories, Gifs, Exclusives, Video memes, How to submit, Homemade, Muslim, and finally, Anime memes. In conjunction, the two menus work together and make navigation intuitive.
The only other thing that matters on the front page is the thumbnails. I couldn’t wait, though, and dove immediately into “Indian mom son memes.” Like it or not, the memes on this site are hilarious. I’m not sure if I’m laughing with or at them. I never knew incest could be such a wealth meme gold. I thought the memes would be focused on the sons’ lust for his Mom, but, once again, I was wrong. Most follow a theme of presenting a situation comparing when moms pretend not to want to fuck their son to moments when she admits it.
The gifs, on the other hand, do focus on the sons’ lust. Many of them are cum shots with titles like “Aaaoowww Mom! Here it comes, mommy” “Mom did not read my housing contract. ‘Rent shall be paid via your body services.’” “Sorry, mom, but this lockdown is killing me.” “Only my Mom knows how to suck me just right. Mommy’s skin loves your cream.” and “Mom was drunk again! I tore her pussy up!” Great stuff, guys. That’s some A-1 Memeing. If only you would use your powers for good.
I was almost scared to wander into the “exclusives,” but I found I was already utterly numb to this assault upon my mind’s eye. It’s a mix of memes found throughout the site that have been hand-selected by the admin. My favorite quote that I found was laid over the shoulder of an older woman with her fat titties out. “Since she only had daughters, Molly had never experienced the joy of servicing her sons when she was younger. Now that her grandson is old enough, though, she is busy making up for the lost time.”Grandma Porndude
What a truly horrifying prospect. The mortal danger myself and my loved ones would have to be in before I grab my Grandma’s boob is indescribable. And I choose death over going balls deep. She is a fragile old lady, for fucks sake.
What if I break her hip? What if her leg cartoonishly snaps off, and she’s so dusty no blood comes out? What if I’m already too worn out from unburying her body that I’m no longer in the mood? That would be a massive waste of time. After doing some rough napkin math, I estimate it would take eight to ten hours to dig her up. If only I had horny siblings in town, I could get some backup.
The video memes bring it all together. They cover a little bit of everything that Momsonmemes likes to get into. Cumming on Mom, seducing Mom, flashing Mom. In fact, Momsonmemes has its own Twitter-like challenge called the #Cumonmomchallenge, in which you roll up on your Mom and surprise her with a load to the face. It’s not for everyone.
I know what you’re thinking, “How can I post my memes onto Momsonmemes?” Well, I’m not glad you asked, but I’m happy to answer. Unfortunately, they make it an easy process. You can just post them to their Reddit or Telegram, and, pending approval, they will add them to Momsonmeme’s library. Enjoy.
Well, as little as I delight in the content, the site itself is well-constructed. The menus can get you anywhere you need to go, and I like the look of the front page. I don’t want to admit it, but the memes are funny regardless of if you have an incest fetish or not.
As you can imagine, I don’t find the site to be perfect. If I were part of the Admin staff, the first thing I would do is burn it all down. But, since I don’t think they will take me up on that advice, my second suggestion is that the admin goes on a mountain retreat and completely rethinks their life and how they fit into the picture of the universe. If that is also off the table, then, I don’t know, go cum on your Mom, I guess. You motherfuckers need help.
This has been enlightening, gentlemen. I hope you had as much fun as I did.
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