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Upskirt TV free porn video
Tune in to UpSkirt TV, and what do you think you’ll find? Sometimes the simplest names for websites are among the best because they tell you right up front what you’re going to see inside. If the channel is called UpSkirt, it’d be an absolute fucking bait-and-switch shitshow to offer you anything but flashes of panty, pussy, and ass from beneath the flowing fabric of a beautiful woman’s skirt. Don’t worry, friends, because your old friend ThePornDude isn’t here to mislead you but to lead you into the promised land underneath a dress.
UpSkirt.tv is a free video tube with a particular theme that most of you have already guessed: these movies and photos are shot with cameras aimed up a babe’s skirt. Naturally, I’m a sucker for a simple premise, especially one that gets me all hard and drippy within the first few seconds. And clearly, I’m not the only one because they get around three-quarters of a million visits every month. Now let’s see what these toms are peeping at, shall we?
What’s Playing on Upskirt TV?
UpSkirt.tv was registered in 2018. Three years isn’t long in the real world, but that’s a ripe old age in Internet years. Just the fact that they’ve stuck around this long tells me a lot about the smut they’re peddling. Most porn sites fizzle out fast and running a niche site like this one can be even more of a challenge. Whatever they’re doing, it’s clearly working.
The presentation has a clean, modern vibe, with an animated logo of a dude gawking at a chick through a telescope. I love a good cartoon logo, but maybe I’m a little biased. (While UpSkirt’s mascot looks like a nice enough fellow, I bet he’s never banged a real pornstar, which is what I do every week at PornDudeCasting. Not to toot my own horn or anything.)
Whereas the front page of your average porno tube features an array of favorites like lesbians, blowjobs, and big-titty bimbos, the thumbnails out front here have a distinct theme. I see flashes of panties everywhere I look, from beneath the skirts of schoolgirls, girl scouts, pornstars, cam models, and celebrities like Selena Gomez, Jennifer Anniston, and Sharon Stone.
For a site with such a tight focus, it’s a pretty solid variety of upskirt material. The recently uploaded videos are a mix of candid clips shot out in public, TV shows, and movies, as well as flicks made specifically for beating off: porn. There’s a voyeur spy cam movie halfway down the front page where a chick is pissing or squirting like crazy into an open window. If I had that issue in my neighborhood, I’d make sure to keep the windows cracked so I could capture a bit of that free feminine essence.
Fapping to Pics in the 21st Century
Further down the front page, UpSkirt.tv offers up some of their most popular photo albums this week. The picture areas are largely a throwaway on most adult sites, often meant to bulk up their numbers and make the collections look bigger. Well, it’s a bit different on a voyeur or upskirt site, as you’ll notice here. The galleries are probably as much of a draw here as the videos, and it shows.
They’ve got thousands of photo galleries, and they all fit Upskirt. TV’s theme. I still haven’t left the front page, and I see a blonde squatting in a short skirt and no panties in a store, a babe sleeping with no panties on an airplane, and an Asian chick at a bar. Guess whether or not she’s wearing panties.
Candid photography seems to be the most popular style. However, you’ll also find amateur photoshoots, professional and paparazzi shots of celebs, and plenty of that social media style smut you see on Instagram and OnlyFans. I found a thicc internet thot named Ellie Renee with a lovely, fat gallery of social-porn shots and had to take a half-hour break from writing this review. I think I’ve cleaned up all the sperm, but some of the other Starbucks customers are still looking at me funny.
The thumbnail view for the galleries has an asymmetrical column view that feels modern, more like a social network than a traditional nude photo site. It functions the same way, though: click on a thumbnail, and you’ll get the full-sized version stretched across your browser window. I wish they had Forward and Back buttons along the edge of the screen to flip through big pics, but it certainly isn’t a deal-breaker.
While I’m nitpicking, I also wished the photos were tagged better. Most of the galleries I looked at had a model’s name and maybe one tag, like ass, if anything at all. Better tagging would make finding your preferred crank material easier, whether you’re into upskirt shots with nylons, candid ass photos snapped at the drugstore, or celebrities with their legs spread in the movies.
The tagging on the UpSkirt TV videos is much better, which isn’t surprising, given the popularity of videos over photos in the 21st century. And given how many masturbators come by for the pictures, I hope they start tagging them as well as the videos at some point.
Upskirt.TV and its Obsession with Celebs
When I’m reviewing any adult website, I always like to mention how long they’re updating with new content. Unfortunately, upSkirt TV doesn’t list any upload dates anywhere, so it’s hard to say exactly how often new stuff is hitting the site. However, they allow user uploads and get thousands of visitors a day. So even if just a fraction of them are sharing with the rest of the class, that will still be a nice, steady stream of fresh material.
You can also guess about the updates by how extensive the current collection is. UpSkirt.tv’s currently got nearly 44,000 movies in their library. That’s way fucking more than I expected. Hell, it can be challenging to grow a collection of that size when you’re building a tube with a little bit of everything, but it’s even more impressive when they’ve got such a tight theme locked in.
One of their users must have been on a Jenna Fischer masturbatory bender recently because a ton of the newest updates feature Pam from The Office. Well, I think she’s only Pam in a scene or two on UpSkirt, but the site’s got clips of her in sexier roles I hadn’t known about, not to mention a handful of recently uploaded photo galleries.
While the site’s name references their love of a particular photo angle, there are so many famous chicks that it almost feels like a celebrity site. There’s even a Nude Celebs section that currently has nearly 200 chicks listed. Of course, not all of the women listed actually appear nude, but you can tell users are sharing content they’ve beaten off to.
I spent a few minutes watching Ariana Grande’s upskirt videos, which led me to an amateur POV video of this chick Recebe Grande giving head and then a clip of Cara Delevigne in her panties. Following the tags listed at the top of each video, I saw some Masturbation, Brunettes, Micro Thong Upskirts, and then an incestuous MILF-themed POV flick with a camera between a stepmom’s sexy legs.
There’s a Download button, so Upskirt.tv users can save their favorite videos. I clicked on the button beneath that MILF video, expecting to be redirected to some file locker service with spam and wait times. Instead, I was pleasantly surprised to be treated to a fast direct download. This is a good place to start if you’re looking to build an offline collection of upskirt, upshorts, and downblouse videos.
While UpSkirt.tv may stray from time to time slightly away from its central theme of upskirt vids and pics, the joint does have a consistent vibe as you shake your dick from video to gallery to video again. It’s mainly softcore material compared to the increasingly hardcore standards of modern pornography, but that’s part of the appeal. This material is less about the immediate thrill of vaginal penetration and more about the allure of sexiness and mystery waiting beneath the folds of a woman’s skirt. If you’re always hoping for a peek, I think you’ll enjoy yourself inside.
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