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What’s up, you filthy freaks? Boy, have I got something for you today. Do you ever just get tired of reality? Like, what the fuck is even up with people? Think about it. You’re inside every day, beating your dick to girls that wouldn’t even look twice at you. At some point, that’s got to feel a little shitty, right? I don’t know; maybe you’re into that kind of stuff.
But what if it was different? What if you could jerk off to girls that didn’t have pesky human limitations? What if you want to see a girl deepthroat a cock all the way? I mean, sure, you can watch your cartoon porn (Yes. that includes “hentai” because anime is cartoons, you fucking weeb.) It’s just not the same, though. You don’t want to be that removed from reality, right?
What if you could watch girls that look like real women do the same things that can usually only be drawn? Oh, how far technology has come, my friend! You’re about to receive a gift brought to you by one of the best porn platforms on the internet. Today is the day we reject humanity and embrace our wildest sexual fantasies.
XVIDEOS brings you over 110,000 high-definition 3D animated videos. That’s right. It’s not just cartoons, and it’s not the janky mess you saw back in 2010. This is something that’s not only close to reality. This is something that some may argue exceeds reality. We’re finally here! You can now say goodbye to lusting over bitches that will never fuck you. Now, you have bitches that will soon do things to you that no girl ever could!
One of the GOATS
I have nothing but fucking reverence for this blessed site. The best among us know XVIDEOS as one of the best places to find the hottest and the realest amateur sluts on the fucking internet. XVIDEOS sits among the giants of the porn industry, and for that, they have my eternal respect.
Last year (2021), the website was the most visited porn site globally and (get this) one of the most visited sites in the world. That’s the majority of the internet’s population making their way over to XVIDEOS. Can you believe that? This behemoth of a platform is collecting cum like it’s an international fucking crisis!
One of the best designs in porn
Today, ThePornDude declares that XVIDEOS may have the best web design in all of porn. I’ve seen pretty much every layout there’s to see in the online porn space. But XVIDEOS has cracked the fucking code. It’s unintrusive, clean, has almost no ads, no fucking pop-ups, and the most intuitive category layout in the fucking game.
You can see three bars at the top left side of the page (newbie porn sites, take fucking notes!) And when you click on it, it expands a list of more categories than you can find on one average porn website. Then, there’s a plus button at the end of that list. And finally, at the end of the extended list is an “All tags” button that takes you to a page of all the categories you could ever dream of.
Along the top, there’s also the search bar, the option to log in or sign up for free, the settings, and the sexuality filter. What’s a sexuality filter? Well, the filter that gives you a choice to search videos by fucking sexuality! There’s literally nothing else like it. You can set searches to only come up with straight content, gay content, or just chicks with dicks! (And there are a lot of chicks with dicks!)
Underneath the search bar is a small expandable banner of categories. You can filter your searches by date, duration, quality, relevance, rating, etc. You even have the option to hide videos you’ve already seen. So, you won’t have to jerk off to the same thing twice! Also, you can enjoy an unlimited amount of free content!
Here’s the kicker: everything I’ve just mentioned takes about an eighth of the screen. The rest of the page is just filled with thumbnails. There are no intrusive or distracting ads, no extra tags or banners, just a face full of porn. It’s fucking perfect. However, there are a few ads sprinkled in the list of thumbnails as a thumbnail. You’ll immediately notice when you see an irrelevant picture that doesn’t start showing moving cocks when you put your cursor on it.
Everything you’ve ever dreamt
XVIDEOS has over 110,000 videos of 3D porn, with new videos being uploaded every day. All around the world, talented animators are uploading your wildest fantasies. Have you ever seen a girl deepthroat a cock so big it pokes the inside of her fucking stomach? Would you like to? Of fucking course you would! With 3D animation, you can jack off to shit you would never even dream of!
What’s your favorite anime? How would you like to see your waifu in 3D getting stretched the fuck out and pumped full of cum? But, of course, you would like that a lot wouldn’t you? XVIDEOS has an insane collection of all of your favorite characters from your favorite cartoons, anime, and games. Remember when you played Tomb Raider on Playstation, and you would turn Lara Croft sideways to ogle at her pointy tits? (That shit was hilarious!) And now you can watch Lara Croft getting massive facials in those very jungles.
That’s right, my friend. The future really is here! Think of any character from fucking anything, and you can watch them in 3D doing fucking anything. Kim Possible? Banged in the classroom. Sakura Haruno? Gangbanged by Naruto’s shadow clones. Mei from Overwatch? Yeah, that thicc ass is all over XVIDEOS, getting stretched out by pretty much every other Overwatch character! (Especially the girls!) Kirby? Haha! No, I’m fucking with you. But, trust me — it’s only a matter of time.
This site features literally everything you can think of! Even Disney characters! Well, shit — especially Disney characters! The number of futanari videos of Anna and Elsa on here is fucking insane. Like, seriously. Why is the market that big for Anna and Elsa futanari porn? “Hey, PornDude. What the hell is futanari porn?” Haha! Yeah, right! As if you haven’t jerked off to an entire library of cocks already! Get real! (And by the way, the cock being on a girl doesn’t make it less gay!)
Most of these videos can be viewed in HD. Your lucky ass gets the option to hit the “only in HD” switch and browse through thousands and thousands of videos with the shiniest, most unrealistically fine asses with not a pixel out of place. At this point, who the fuck needs people, right? You’ve basically hit the jackpot! Just wait until the VR technology improves; you’ll never leave your fucking room!
You’ll never see a real girl get pumped with so much cum until her fucking stomach grows. There are videos of girls getting filled with so much cum, that they just puke it up! Just imagine that! Your waifu, filled with so much of your cum, it comes out of her mouth! I know you’ve watched in drawing already. Well, now you can watch it in 3D animation!
The best parts
There is no limit to the creativity of these videos. You can watch your wildest dreams play out in high-definition, free of cost! XVIDEOS has the best collection of what might soon be your future. There aren’t many other places where your spoilt ass can only search for your favorite anime characters in HD. You really just might be witnessing the future of your sex life. Forget a girlfriend. Buy that VR, buy that fuck suit, and wait five years until you’re balls deep inside Hinata Hyuga!
What I don’t like
I have very little to say about this blessed platform. The only issue I have is that there’s no way to download videos of the same quality that you can stream them in. XVIDEOS doesn’t feature a premium subscription, so it’s not like you can even pay to do that. I guess nothing in life is perfect. That means you’ll have to save your favorite videos and return to them later.
Tips from ThePornDude
What, I’m going to give tips to fucking XVIDEOS? Are you fucking kidding me? These guys are one of the fucking GOATS.
“But PornDude! What about wanting to choose multiple categories simultaneously? I thought you didn’t like searching!” Here’s a tip for the bozos who haven’t figured it out already. The tagging system works kind of like the hashtag system on Instagram. So, if you type in the search bar, “3D petite big tits”, you’ll end up with a page full of 3D, petite, big titted girls. You’re welcome.
Conclusion
I hate to repeat myself, but you are looking at the future here, my friend. Gone are the times of jerking off to poorly animated 3D characters moving like cardboard puppets. Instead, you can now watch your favorite characters do shit beyond your fucking imagination in 1080p - 0 frame drops. It’s only a matter of time before you’re actually fucking your waifu. Until then, keep dreaming!
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