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Funny porn has been a lateral staple of pornography since porn producers realized they could package their blooper reels and sell them instead of binning the whole thing. Bloopers are hilarious in porn and in general, so it’s no wonder they started the trend of funny porn. There was also the 90s teenage mind that decided that the funniest thing ever is a chick with a cock, and so dudes would send each other pictures and videos of babes that reveal their cocks, and then they would call each other gay or some shit. We’re very stupid as a species; what can I say? Either way, we’ve officially brought porn comedy to the forefront now, and it’s widespread on most porn tubes, which is precisely why and how XVideos ended up with a library of funny porn content.
Let’s get the most apparent element of funny porn on XVideos out of the way first – only about half of this content is actually funny. The rest of it is just odd in some way. It’s kind of like eFukt’s overall approach. Their videos are funny overall, but some of them just make you cringe or die inside. You get the same randomness out of XVideos’ funny section. All of these videos were tagged as funny by the original uploader, so there’s no actual guarantee that they’ll make you laugh. What I can guarantee, though, is that most of these videos are easy to jerk off to. I rubbed one out when researching for this review, and I regret nothing. As for the actual content and what you can expect to see, well, it’s about as mixed as a bag can get. I’ll say that much.
Chicks With Dicks
If you were wondering why I went off on a historical tangent in the intro to this review, here’s your explanation. Thanks to the fact that the 90s kids found chicks with dicks hilarious, those same kids are now in their 30s and 40s, so they’re posting about chicks with dicks and laughing about it like it’s the funniest crap they’ve ever seen in their lives. XVideos’ funny videos are littered with trans babes and hermaphrodites, and this is supposed to be the pinnacle of sexual comedy. I, personally, don’t understand what’s so funny about trans chicks. They’re the kind of babes with whom you know exactly what you’re going to get from the get-go – anal. You get anal with trans chicks. That’s just one of the reasons I love them so much. The other is that they don’t ask stupid questions.
Anyways, that’s my preference. The average XVideos enjoyer apparently loves laughing at trans babes, and this is extremely phobic and all. But they’re not necessarily laughing at the girls for being trans as much as they’re just laughing at the idea of a chick with a dick being with a guy as if the guy is somehow being duped. There are also some short clips of babes tugging their cocks back behind their asses so that they appear to have vaginas, then they let them loose, and the cocks flop forward, surprising the viewer. I guess college dudes send each other these clips to point at each other and call each other gay. As I said, shit hasn’t changed much since the 90s. We’re still idiots.
At least 90% of the content across this entire section is just chicks with dicks, and that’s supposed to be the primary source of entertainment. On the one hand, we really need to grow up, and on the other, at least you get a healthy supply of fap-worthy content. Most of the trans content on here is damn hot.
Fucked Up Shit
As far as I’m concerned, the best part of any funny porn section is the truly fucked up shit that gives you confusing boners. I don’t necessarily need to fap to funny content, but that’s a bonus. What truly matters is that I see something that I’ve never seen before. That’s the best part of comedic porn videos – the shock and awe. There’s a lot of that on here, but you’ll have to jump through several pages at a time to find just one worthwhile video before getting back to the page hopping. It’s a bit tedious, but I blame all the dudes that tag trans videos as “funny.” It’s their fault. The content is here; it’s just buried under irrelevant shit.
Anyways, I’m seeing all kinds of fucked up videos on here, the likes of which I’ve never actually seen before. That’s right; they managed to surprise me, The Porn Dude, with how fucked up and random this content is. For example, you’ve got this dude on here who goes by Sissy. His whole shtick is that he dresses as a woman, tits and all, then he goes to the woods and plows his sex dolls. But wait, there’s more. He then traces artfully across certain frames of his videos then compiles them into a slideshow. So, you’re basically watching a dude dressed like a chick, fucking fake chicks, in the woods, all colored and styled like it’s drawn art, in a slideshow. Now that’s what I call funny. It’s also fucked up to no end. I can’t fap to it because there’s no actual pussy in the video, but hey, at least it gave me a chuckle.
Random Nonsense
There’s a healthy amount of complete nonsense on XVideos’ funny section with a bunch of cartoons and animations that look like they fell straight out of someone’s fever dream. Whether it’s a furry rule 34 animation of some Sonic characters getting it on, or some random cartoon characters having weird fucked up sexual encounters, XVideos has you covered. These videos are the stuff of nightmares, and I can’t recommend them enough. If you’re in the mood for something that will surprise both you and your boner, well, you found it here on XVideos. This shit is all kinds of depraved, and I can’t get enough of it.
Cartoon porn isn’t inherently funny, but some animators go out of their way to make the most fucked up weird-ass scenes that straight up make no sense, but at least there are cocks and pussies, so if you’re very dedicated, you can fap just the same. Check out this content if you’re into weird smut and enjoy the occasional laugh as well.
On the flip side of random nonsense, there’s also a video on here of two girls lounging in a bathroom while one of them has indigestion. It’s called Indigestion. I don’t know what I expected. Either way, that’s about the ballpark we’re in here. Anything goes. This place is the bottom of the barrel. I thought I’d seen everything that XVideos has to offer, but apparently, I was mistaken. There’s always weirder shit around the corner.
Needs More Videos
The tranny videos on this section don’t really belong. I’ve been clear about that. But if you were to get rid of them, you’d only have about three pages of content to work with. That’s weak shit. I don’t know if the trans videos were added in this section as padding or not, and I don’t care. The bottom line, this place needs more content. Sites like EFukt are great inspiration for fucked up and comedic smut content, and I think XVideos needs to see more of those kinds of clips. Unfortunately, the site is community-run and depends on user uploads, so it’s not like we can encourage XVideos to post more funny shit.
No, I’m afraid the community has to take matters into their own hands. If you have some funny porn videos that you hold dear, you should probably upload them here for the world to see. They don’t have to be fap-worthy, as long as they’re funny or bizarre in some way. In my opinion, funny porn isn’t anyone’s main fap staple. It’s more of a combo breaker for the occasional night when you just want to crack a smile. But there are days that suck so bad that you literally can’t feel any good vibes in your heart no matter how hard you try. That’s where funny porn comes in handy. Check some of the funny videos on XVideos, have a laugh, jerk off to some trans girls and also upload any funny smut videos you might have lying around. The world will be grateful for it.
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