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Scatsy free porn video
As soon as I heard of Scatsy, I started thinking of what might be for sale on the site. Going by the name, I envisioned a more turd-based version of Etsy, where you can buy homemade crafts created with love, care, and a whole lot of fecal matter. I’m talking about teddy bears stuffed with dookie instead of cotton, custom t-shirts screen printed with your name in real scat, and poo-scented candles made with the genuine article. I began to wonder if any enterprising young crap dealer had figured out a way to dehydrate and compress their caca into a sort of pseudo-leather because I could use a new wallet that stinks and leaves brown stains all over my cash and credit cards.
I was, of course, a little off base. Maybe one day, we’ll reach a point as a society where crafty women are free to sell their homemade doo-doo butter and recycled fiber breakfast cereal, but that isn’t today. In the meantime, you can still buy clean DIY non-shit bullshit over at Etsy, or you can buy filthy DIY scat porn on Scatsy.com, a platform for scat pornstars to connect with their fans and sell poopy content. This kind of material has historically been in short supply, even on a web overflowing with smut, as I’m sure all you coprophiles already know. With that in mind, I was eager to get in and take a look around.
These Models Really Give a Shit
Scatsy.com wasn’t even a registered domain until halfway through 2021, making it a young-ass shit site. That alone isn’t necessary a world-shattering event, as horny folks are always building sites based on their masturbatory interests or their general lust for cash. (In fact, I created PornWebmasters.com to help aspiring internet smut peddlers hone their craft.) What sets Scatsy apart from almost every other premium scat site I’ve reviewed is simply the format. Instead of one lone poop enthusiast or studio shooting flicks, ruining their sheets, and selling the product, Scatsy lets you buy from a wide range of independent scat models shooting their own content. As of this writing, there are around 50 shops on the site; it isn’t OnlyFans, but it’s an extensive selection when we’re talking about scat.
For example, without even leaving the front page, I see an ebony babe spreading her legs and unleashing a geyser of piss into the air. She’s beside a busty white chick wiping diarrhea from her ass in a public restroom, and right below that is a MILF face sitting on a guy while soiling her jeans. I see hot young babes shitting on the floor, older chicks eating their own chocolate and a babe whose hairy ass crack is all caked up with mud.
I meant for the above paragraph to illustrate the range of broads selling amateur scat porn, but there’s another big Scatsy selling point in there: they’ve also got an excellent range of scat and piss subgenres. It’s not uncommon for the lesser scat sites to focus on one particular type of video, like close-ups of buttholes pushing out loaves or women taking leaks in public. Scatsy.com has got those formats, plus a lot more.
Some of the more popular tags are listed in a menu near the top of the front page, offering visitors quick access to the Clothed Pooping, the Desperation, the Farting, and the Smearing. In addition, there’s a whole section of BDSM and Toilet Servitude, an aisle full of Couples and Groups, and a closet full of Enema films. And if that isn’t quite extreme enough for you, check out the ABDL, the EFRO, or the Prolapsing area.
What’s New in the World of Scat Porn?
Could Scatsy.com have existed a decade ago? Maybe, but I kind of doubt it. Clip shops have been around for years, and they’ve been a goldmine for fetishists unable to find their preferred fap fodder on the bigger free tubes and paysites. They’ve gotten a lot more popular as OnlyFans has boosted the market for homebrew porno, but scat and golden showers have always been outliers in the world of online porn. None of the well-known clip sale platforms have been willing to touch the stuff.
It’s not a fear of getting brown sticky stains on their fingertips that has kept porn webmasters away from the messy stuff. Credit card processors are notoriously strict regarding what kind of content they’re willing to accept payment for. Ever notice how every incest paysite goes to great lengths to tell you the characters are related by marriage instead of blood, avoiding the I-word like the plague the entire time? You can thank the credit card processors for that shit and for making shit such a no-no in premium porno.
I added a couple of clips to my Scatsy.com shopping cart, including an EFRO video of a thick-bottomed blonde MILF dropping a deuce in the kitchen, as well as a role-play clip of a girl eating Mexican food and farting up a storm while on a date. Then, making my way to the checkout area, I was pleased to find out they accept both cryptocurrency and good old-fashioned credit/debit cards. That makes it a lot easier for normal-ass internet users to buy the stuff without having to figure out how fucking bitcoin works.
We’ve arguably entered a new golden age of amateur porn, with more and more homemade pornstars upgrading their webcams and aiming them at their private parts. If you want my opinion, I think this shift in the Internet smut scene is one of the best things to come out of this global pandemic. While amateur porn sites like OnlyFans and ManyVids might leave the scat fans blue-balled and angry, Scatsy fills that void. So now, who wants to watch some pretty girls void their bowels?
Crapping on Floors, Chatting with Whores
Across the board, one of the big selling points for modern DIY porn is that you can interact with the broads. The ability to send a message and get one in response adds a level of intimacy you’re not going to find on any kind of traditional porn site, free or otherwise. Abella Danger will not respond to your thirsty comments on Pornhub, but you can chat and request custom content from the Scatsy girls. If you’re too scared to hit up a scat model directly, there’s also a form where you can tell the site admin what you want, who you want in it, and what you’re willing to pay. They’ll get back to you within 48 hours.
Overall, Scatsy has a convenient, modern setup for fans of shit porn. That said, I couldn’t help comparing it to ScatShop, a very similar site that I reviewed just the other day. ScatShop looks a little prettier from an aesthetic standpoint, though I always think presentation matters less on a fetish site than it does with more common fuck flick genres. What matters more is the free content out on ScatShop’s front page. Unfortunately, I didn’t find any video freebies on Scatsy. This isn’t going to be a deal-breaker, though, for anybody but the most broke-ass scat fans living in their mom’s basement. The rest of you already know niche porn will cost you more than lesbians and blowjobs.
Scat is a rare enough commodity in the world of internet porn that I’m willing to bet you’ve toured all the joints I’ve ranked and reviewed in my lists of Scat Porn Sites and Premium Scat and Piss Porn. There’s a good chance you’ve already picked some favorites and put a few off to the side because they just didn’t do it for you. Since Scatsy has a wide variety of models and studios selling their Nutella-encrusted products, it’s arguably one of the better sites to stop by on your crappy fap tours. You never know who’s going to be uploading what next, only that’ll it’ll have a ton of bodily waste as a focal point.
Based on the premise alone, Scatsy.com is worth looking at if you like the genre. The setup is convenient, and the selection is killer, with enough scat smut peddlers to satisfy even the pickier butthole pickers. It obviously isn’t the porn clip store for everybody, but if you love the messy, smelly stuff, this may well become your favorite online shop in the world. Try not to blow your whole paycheck right away.
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